Piers Morgan Uncensored - Piers Morgan Uncensored: Cost of Living Crisis
Episode Date: May 18, 2022On today's episode of Piers Morgan Uncensored, Rupert Everett weighs in on whether straight actors should ever play gay characters and Piers talks to the first ever female 'fisherman of the year'. Wa...tch Piers Morgan Uncensored at 8pm on TalkTV on Sky 526, Virgin Media 627, Freeview 237 and Freesat 217. Listen on DAB+ and app. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Good evening on Piers Morgan. Unsensored. Tonight, should straight actors be allowed to play gay characters? Hollywood star Rupert Everett is here live. Should the royal family stop apologising from Britain's past? And should Boris Johnson survive as Prime Minister? We'll debate all about in a moment, but first, my brain done. There's no need to exaggerate the current cost of living crisis. It's scary enough as it is. Just ask any family losing sleep over how to pay their bills or stun into open-mouth silence at the supermarket checkout. The cost of food, fuel,
and essential household products is rocketing around the world.
Prices arising by 9% in the UK alone.
But last time inflation was so high was in 1982.
So this is the worst financial situation we faced in 40 years
and a desperately worrying time for millions of people.
When there's economic meltdown like this,
we expect those whose job it is to fix it to offer us three things.
Solutions, common sense, and calm.
Instead, the government of the Bank of England,
the most important financier in Britain,
is running around like a hysterically hyperbolic headless chicken.
The one that I'm going to sound, I guess, rather apocalyptic about is food.
Sorry for being apocalyptic for a moment, but that is a major concern.
Have you felt a bit helpless through this period?
Well, yes, I mean, it is very, very, I mean, more than uncomfortable.
I'm trying to think of a word that's even more severe than that.
Helpless? Helpless!
Andrew Bailey, you're the government.
of the Bank of England. It's literally your job to help us, not be helpless. And if the apocalypse
is truly upon us, then nothing you do or say matters. That governor is the apocalypse, literally
the end of the world. We'd all be dead. Now, you might think that Bailey and his team are
working around the clock in their offices to rescue us, but you would be wrong. We learned today
that Bailey is allowing his staff to work from home four days a week. Presumably, they're all
sheltering in their private home bunkers from the impending Armageddon.
Bailey also says everybody else should think and reflect before asking for a pay rise,
which is pretty rich coming from him when his salary is £575,000 a year.
And when he's managing the economy with all his staff sitting at home on the sofa in their
briefs on Zoom.
Meanwhile, the former chief economist at the Bank of England says maths should be rebranded
because it's frightening.
Andy Haldane told the Times it should be called
numeracy, which he says is less scary.
What is he talking about?
Perhaps he took his numeracy lessons like this.
We had three bats and one more, Sasha, makes one, two, three, four altogether.
Four batteful beutes.
I mean, four beautiful bats.
That was Count Dracula. Get it?
Terrifying, huh?
But the last thing we need in all seriousness right now is a ridiculous.
debate about whether poor little snowflakes can handle the word mass without going into spontaneous
anaphylactic shock. The only thing that's really frightening about the numbers right now,
and you haven't got to be Einstein to work this out, is rocketing inflation. The governor and his stay-at-home
staff should get serious about a serious situation. Stop waving the white flag of surrender. Stop using
woefully irresponsible language and get the hell back to the office. The British monarchy
undoubtedly has a lot to answer for, if you consider the grand third.
sweep of history. King Henry the 8th had what's now known as a highly problematic relationship
with women, especially when they were in close proximity to a guillotine. His daughter, Queen Mary,
was a big fan of burning Protestants in front of large crowds, which is all now frowned upon.
And don't even get me stile on King George III. Without whose madness and incompetence,
I would almost certainly be addressing you now as the King of the United States of America.
The truth is that Britain's had kings and queens for about 1,200 years. And as with the US president,
some have been dumb, mean, malevolent or useless.
Others, including the current queen, have been magnificent.
Similarly, the British Empire was responsible for very good things and some very bad things.
But they all happened in the past a long time ago.
Different rules, different rulers, a different age.
That's how history tends to work.
None of it has got anything to do with today's royal family.
But today, sadly, every royal tour is now dominated by a shrieking chorus of demands from social justice stirers.
for them to issue endless apologies for the past.
The latest target is Prince Charles is visiting Canada
to mark the Queen's platinum Jubilee.
We must find new ways to come to terms with the darker
and more difficult aspects of the past.
Acknowledging, reconciling and striving to do better.
It is a process that starts with listening.
It is, but once you start apologising, Your Royal Highness,
trust me on this, it'll never stop. The Royals face demands from rights groups in Canada
to formally apologise for the way indigenous people were treated during the age of empire.
This, after the Earl and Countess of Wessex, faced protests over Britain's historic links to slavery
on a visit to the Grenadines. And the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were met with demands
for reparations in Jamaica. Now, look, it's beyond question that the British Empire committed
the atrocities by the enlightened standards of today's world. Just as it is beyond question that
there are many things we can be ashamed of in our past. But there are also many reasons why we should
be extremely proud to be British. We're a great country. There's done many great things. Yet all of the
good stuff is being forgotten as the Royal's embark on what now seems to be an endless grovelling
apology tour for the behaviour of ancestors. Well, I've got an apology and it's this. I'm sorry,
but I'm finding these constant apologies by the Royals increasingly irksome. Obesity's reached
epidemic proportions globally, with at least 2.8 million people dying because of it each year.
More than half of young American adults are either overweight or obese.
In England and Scotland, obesity is now a bigger cause of deaths than smoking.
But rather tackle this problem head-on with the action that's urgently required,
woke warriors want health professionals to ease off on the global fat fight because,
you've guessed it, it's racist.
The University of Illinois-Chicago School of Public Health says
weight stigma is discrimination or stereotyping based on a person's weight
and is one of the last types of discrimination still condoned and carried up by public health
and medical experts. His report says focus on body size is rooted in racism dating back to
Charles Darwin and misstigmatising words like obesity should be dropped for terms like people
in larger bodies. For the love of God, the people being lectured about all this are doctors,
highly educated medical professionals.
They should be allowed to get on with their jobs
without worrying about upsetting people
who need to lose weight.
And by the way, here's a pro tip.
If you do want to lose weight
and take it from me,
someone who's carrying a bit of excess timber,
the way to do it is to do a bit more exercise
and stick with a little less food and alcohol down your gullet.
That normally tends to work.
The idea is now deemed racist
to criticise morbid obesity
is yet another symptom of the woke virus's grip
on common sense.
We now know that higher mortality rates from COVID-19 in the black community were linked to obesity.
When we tell the medics who are mobilized in the fight on fat to stand down because it's racist,
we're actually putting our minority communities at greater risk of poor health and death.
And that, ironically, is racism.
Professional footballers are among the most lavishly paid athletes in the world.
Top players can earn millions every month but kicking a ball around,
which obviously sounds ridiculous in an economic crisis,
but their salaries are driven by market force.
They get paid a lot of money because they're the best of what they do,
and they make a lot of money for their teams.
And the same simple economic calculation should apply to men and women.
That's why I'm in total agreement today with a groundbreaking decision
by the US Soccer Federation,
not with their decision to call themselves soccer federation,
it's football,
but their decision to pay its women team the same amount it pays the men.
US women have fought hard for equal pay for years,
is their victorious captain today.
I am feeling extreme pride.
And to be able to say, finally, equal pay for equal work
feels very, very good.
Well, she should.
She's earned it.
They all have.
The US women's football team
is a ruthless winning machine,
skilled, strong, resilient champions.
They've won four World Cups,
four Olympic goals.
Compare that with the US men's team,
which has won absolutely nothing
as about as entertaining to watch
as a Megan Markle podcast.
It's not realistic, right?
for all female sports teams or individual sports women to earn the same as male counterparts.
It depends on the sport, the level of success, their star power, and particularly on revenue
streams from crowds and television. But in this case, it's a no-brainer. The US women's team
may be very smug and annoying, but honestly, they've got every right to be. They're more
successful than the US men's team by far. They get bigger crowds, just as many sponsors,
and they're actually much bigger stars.
If anything, they should be paid more than the men.
Well, how long until Britain's cost of living crisis
becomes a Tory leadership crisis?
Inflation's running at the highest rate for 40 years,
viciously squeezing living standards.
And at the same time, revelation after revelation
continue about Downing Street's illicit parties
ignoring their own COVID rules,
with the inevitably damning Sue Gray party gate report still to come.
I just got to wonder,
how much longer can Boris Johnson act
survive. Well, Danny Finkelstein, the conservative peer,
and political columnist for Times newspaper, George has been out. Danny, great to have you.
Thank you for coming to the studio. Every time I think
that's it for Boris Johnson, he somehow wriggles off the hook. But I have felt for a while
that this double whammy of Partygate drip, drip, drip, leading to this Sue Gray report,
which we understand we're pretty damning, coupled with surging inflation,
ought to be, I would think, a tipping point to potentially the end for him.
It's very difficult for him.
Let's look at it in the medium term.
He's got to fight a general election.
You don't win general elections if you're behind on the economy
and you're behind on leadership.
And when you've also been in power for a long time,
that is very challenging for them to win the next general election.
So one of the things, obviously,
that you can consider doing if you're a political party,
is trying to shift your leadership approval ratings
by changing your leader.
The problem is getting from here to there.
Political leaders have a lot of support in their parties
that prevents them from being removed.
They have a sort of loyalty that isn't actually loyalty to them.
It's loyalty to the person themselves.
People who are in office feel, you know,
I'll stay in office if Boris Johnson stays in office.
Why would I rock the boat?
If I'm the person that rocks the boat,
will it really be me that's the beneficiary, right?
So there's what you might think of as a market failure
in political coups.
Should he have survived party gay anyway?
The moment he admitted that he'd been at some of these parties
and that he'd done wrong,
should any Prime Minister, once they've been fined by the police,
actually survive that moment?
Not in my opinion.
And actually it goes before that I'm not in favour of the police
having intervened, actually,
but I am in favour of making the judgment
that he shouldn't survive.
You can't set rules on something that the government claimed,
and I think they were right,
I think you agree with this as well, was a matter of life and death,
and then feel they shouldn't keep those rules.
So I think if you don't think the Prime Minister should resign as a result of that,
you're crossing a line.
And even if you believe that the issue itself hasn't got proportioned,
the principle does, which is that prime ministers who are law makers
shouldn't be law breakers.
But that's a different question than the other question.
The question, should he leave, is a different question for will he?
And that's where it gets a bit more complex with,
Boris Johnson, because take the pandemic, for example, I would argue that the first half of it,
he was pretty disastrous. His failures of deal with things properly, quickly enough, I felt led to a lot
of unnecessary deaths, care homes, PPE, testing, the border control, the rest of it. But there's
no doubt that he made the right call about vaccines, brought in the right people, and they
bought the right number, and that helped us. Also, no doubt that he stood back, I think, eventually
and said, right, we have to open up and live with the virus, and that has so far proven.
to be the right decision.
And again, right now with PartyGate,
you also have Ukraine raging away
where many people consider Boris Johnson
and I would be one of them,
and I interviewed that in May Klitschka last night,
who was very praiseworthy about Boris Johnson leadership,
where he's actually been quite statesman-like
and done what I would want him to do as Prime Minister.
So he's a contradictory character, Boris.
My father was born in Laviv,
so it matters a lot to me.
And he has shown clear principle,
But in other areas, particularly in domestic policy, really, the government seems a bit lost.
We've got a chancellor of the exchequer who has one fiscal policy, a prime minister that has a different fiscal policy.
They don't know whether they want, they say they want to cut taxes, but they're actually raising taxes.
So the government has a leadership, which I don't think has got clarity and it doesn't have direction.
And that definitely will undermine him with conservative.
Any government and any prime minister, and this might apply it to Joe Biden as well, by the way,
can any of them survive this kind of level of inflation?
Is it the ultimate death knell for any serving incumbent prime minister or president?
It certainly doesn't matter whether he's to blame for it or not.
What matters is the fact that people will feel bad about the cost of living
and they'll feel bad about their incomes.
It's all about timing.
I mean, Churchill, who's Boris's great hero, he won a war,
but so many people were left impoverished at the end of it,
he got kicked out of office.
Absolutely, and it's actually quite a good comparison
because everyone said Clement Attlee was an incredibly boring individual
and therefore couldn't possibly beat the colourful Churchill, but did.
Is that Keir Stama?
Well, you know, that's possible.
If he, of course, himself survives to the next general election,
having taken the risk that he has,
putting his career in the hands of Durham police force.
Look, you're one of the smartest political thinkers in the country.
If you're a betting man,
is Boris Johnson still going to be there by Christmas?
I'd bet that he'd be there by Christmas.
I wouldn't bet that he'd win the general election.
Danny, great to see you.
Danny Finkelstein from The Times.
Well, on the Sensor next,
the Charles and Camilla arrive in Canada for the Jubilee tour
should Britain pay reparations
to a tone for the colonial past.
And Hollywood superstar Rupert everett will be here live
discussing with the straight actors,
panel should play gay characters.
Ruper is actually on his way right now to the Insensal studio.
There he is, the great man, striding purposefully.
into the street.
Looking back to Pinsman,
so when Dustin Hoffman stayed up
the three days straight
to appear tired
for his role in Marathon Man,
the great Lawrence Olivier
famously retorted,
my dear boy, have you tried acting?
I mean, that is the job of an actor, right?
But some think that gay roles, for example,
should only be played by gay actors
and disabled roles by disabled actors,
trans roles by trans actors,
and presumably by that logic,
Nazi roles by Nazi actors.
Or is that ridiculous?
Is all of it ridiculous?
It's a peculiar kind of method-acting zealotry
and is happening more and more often.
It would consider, for example, this sort of scene offensive.
You know a woman said to me in the casino today?
She asked me if I was Liberace's son.
Really?
Come here.
No, no, no, no.
No, Colonel, you don't get anything.
You get nothing like it.
I was Matt Damon and Michael Douglas, both obviously in Liberace, both acting.
Now, my next guest is a gay man who says his career suffered because Hollywood,
that great liberal bastion of tolerance and fairness, couldn't grasp or tolerate or be fair about his ability to play it straight.
He's, of course, director-producer.
Movie superstar Rupert Everett.
Lovely to see it.
When you watch, as a gay man, you watch that scene from Candelabra, the Liberace film,
to me, is a straight guy.
It seemed very sensitively done, very realistic.
You?
And more than that, for me, watching that film,
I was very moved by the amount of work and detail
that those two actors bothered to put into their research,
the way they attacked the roles.
I was elated by it.
And there's many examples of fantastic straight actors
playing great gay roles,
and then there's some less good.
I think the question is more,
why can't gay actors play straight roles?
Right.
That's the thing that is...
Because what happened to you was fascinating,
because when you were deemed to be straight,
you've got all these romantic leads in Hollywood,
everyone loved you, and you were the Hugh Grant of your...
If you don't mind the comparison,
I would find that pretty repellent.
But anyway, no, I've said it, it's out there.
You were the Hugh Grant of your day.
And then you came out, and suddenly it was like,
no more work for you, son.
We can't have you as a straight, romantic lead.
I don't think it was actually quite like that, to be honest.
But the thing that was very very...
frustrating when I had my
kind of big Hollywood moment, which was
playing a gay best friend
and being gay.
It was at that point very difficult
to graduate. I knew I had to try and
graduate to playing something else apart
from just that role.
And it felt that it was more
or less impossible. So my question is
I don't think gay actors
should just play the gay roles, I think, but the
gay actors should be able to play the straight roles, too.
I think some straight guys play great
gay roles. And it's not just
about the gay roles and gay actors and so on.
I want to show some pictures here from other movies.
Tom Hanks, for example, in Philadelphia,
actually is an example of that,
but Tom Hanks in Philadelphia,
to me, it was an incredibly powerful movie
which shone an unbelievably bright light
on the issue of AIDS.
And what Tom Hanks did, I thought,
he played the role magnificently.
But more importantly, he brought tremendous numbers
of eyeballs to watch it because he's Tom Hanks.
And it was a riskier period to do that as well.
I mean, when Michael Douglas and Matt Damon did the Candelabra movie, things have changed substantially.
Yes.
When he did that fat film, it wasn't really a subject that people talked about.
Would a gay man have played that any more powerfully?
And was there a gay actor out of the time, for example, who would have got the box office success that Tom Hanks brought?
And therefore, the light that was shown on the issue.
This is the other question.
You know, people forget that Hollywood is a business.
So, for example, when Scarlett Johansson was stopped from people.
playing a trans role, there wasn't, there simply wasn't a trans actress at that point big enough
to sustain a $50 million movie. I found that was a mistake of the trans community because
there were probably lots of other trans roles in the film that would have been played by
trans actresses and Scarlett-Ey Hansen wasn't going to be doing some portrait that was
anti-trans. So I felt it was slightly blinkered attitude.
Eddie Redmayne had a similar thing with the Danish girl.
He got into trouble for that from the trans community.
But the question there is he started the role as a boy.
So who's going to play the boy part?
The problem with that movie, in the end, is it was just dull.
Right, which is another crime altogether.
But Eddie Redmayne also played Stephen Hawking, for example.
And that was an amazingly powerful role.
And again, shone a huge light on that particular affliction with Stephen Hawking.
Hawking had. And I felt
did it brilliantly. Now, I don't know why
it would need to be somebody who's
got that condition that Stephen
Hawking had, motor neurone disease or a variant
of it, to be as effective
or more effective than
Eddie Redmayne. Well, I don't think it could have been
because someone with that condition just wouldn't be
able to do, you know,
to be out there on the set from six in the morning
until late at night. I just played a role
of someone who'd had a very bad
stroke. It would be
impossible for someone who had
a very bad stroke to really start working. And that's the problem, isn't it? Once you take the logic...
If they wanted to. Right, but if you take the logic to its logical end. Well, you have to be a murderer to play a murderer.
Well, this is my point. So here we've got Anthony Hopkins who played Hitler. I mean,
I'll be legitimately saying that if you're going to play Hitler now in a movie, you have to be a Nazi.
Similarly, the Sopranos. The Sopranos, are we going to say now that they all have to be the senior Sopranos,
genuine members of the mob? Right. But on the...
On the other side, Piers, you've got to remember, yes, of course, we shouldn't be making rules about this.
Yes, of course it's great for gay actors.
We've had quite a hard time, you know, historically, to be playing more roles, to be getting the gay.
It's quite frustrating.
I was frustrated.
I remember going to see Colin Firth in the film by Tom Ford, and he invited me to a screening.
I thought, well, thanks, Colin.
That's the end of my career, because, you know, that role really should have been mine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, you know, there's a frustration about that, of course.
And there's also a point I do get, which is what some disabled actors have made the point to me.
There's not the opportunity at the grassroots level, you know, for them to get on the right ladder
to get them into a position where they may get these big roles because they're not perceived to be big enough box office stars.
They find that the system is a bit oppressive to people.
And I get that.
I get the fact that maybe disabled actors do not get the same opportunities.
I get that too.
But, I mean, the thing is, how is the business meant to change for that?
It's quite complicated.
No, you know, it's really frustrating if you're a disabled actor.
And it's...
But I don't think the answer to Richard III, in Stratford-on-Avon, for example,
which Greg, the outgoing head of the RSC, said that it can only now be played by disabled actors.
I just thought it was ridiculous to say that.
I think it would be loved...
I'd love to see it played by a disabled actor, by the way,
but I don't see why it's one of the great roles
that actors want to play.
You know, acting is acting.
Movies and television and cinema are a particular...
And isn't that the thing,
that ultimately, acting should mean what it says on the tin?
It's acting.
That you as an actor, one of the best in the business.
You should be able to play any role, actually.
Right?
Because I look at things like the period drama, Bridgeton, for example.
When you look at Bridgeton now, it's actually a fantasy in a way
in the sense that it has many black actors playing people that we know at the time
where almost uniquely white feudal people, right, lords and so on.
I don't mind that at all.
In the same way, I wouldn't mind if Idris Elba was the next James Bond.
I would mind if they suddenly made James Bond a woman.
In other words, it's going to be a kind of common sense valve here.
You wouldn't mind or you would mind.
I would mind if it was a woman.
It's like women should get their own spies, right?
So you can't turn James Bond.
And I don't want him going non-binary or any other things.
None of that, none of that.
But I don't mind if it's a black actor playing Bond at all.
I would think that's fine.
Same way Bridgeton is.
And the same way Doctor Who is now a black gay actor.
And I think that's very exciting.
I think that will give Doctor Who a whole new impetus.
But that's a different thing.
I don't think anyone really, if you're not a bigot,
would have a problem with any of that.
Let me just, while I've got you,
I was curious about your view.
We'd be talking a lot of the show about cancel culture,
this sort of rather insidious phenomenon,
which has raised its ugly head.
You've always been very outspoken.
You've always been pretty uncensored in all the time I've known you.
What do you feel about the society that we now operate in,
these eggshells, everyone feels they have to tread on?
I think it feels like the Starzy, to be honest.
I think it feels incredibly repressive.
I don't think it gets, it manages to achieve the aims
that it's after.
For example, I don't know.
I've never met J.K. Rowling, for example,
and I've never read her books.
But I'm willing to bet that before this all happened,
she was not someone who was anti-transsexual.
No.
Not remotely.
Everything you know about is.
Nothing.
But now she might be.
She might easily be now.
Well, funny enough, I interviewed,
I interviewed, it was a big scene outside the Emirates,
Emeline Pankhurst statue in Manchester,
where you have women's rights campaigners,
we're going to have a little rally there,
and you have these trans activists turn up,
and I interviewed one of the trans activists
who just was incredibly abusive on the show live,
calling me all sorts of names and stuff,
and I don't have a transphobic bone in my body.
I want trans people to have equality and fairness,
but I also want to safeguard women's rights.
I don't think the two are incompatible.
No, but I think at a certain point now,
it's reached a point where someone's got to start
trying to make peace among these things,
between these two groups. And I think the thing we tend to forget is that in the kind of 24-hour history of humanity, these two million years, the women's movement only started literally three seconds ago in that whole thing. So our brains are hardwired to something very anti-women too in a way. So the trans movement has come right on the edge of the woman's movement. In fact, they're probably, when you look at it from further in advance, the same thing.
You're right, though, we need to bring the extremities of these debates to a more centrist position.
I don't believe people are trans, these people, I agree.
I agree.
I agree. It's dangerous to call people turfs when they're not, because we make them into it.
J.K. Rowling, to me, is not transphobic. She wants to safeguard women's rights, and she should be applauded for doing so.
Rupert, we've run out of time. Great to talk to you.
Thank you very much, beers.
You're looking in tremendous shave, I might have.
So are you.
Really good to see it.
Thank you. Thank you for coming in.
Thank you very much.
Good to see it. I want to play Robert Ever in a movie.
Actually, I want you to play me in a movie.
That would be good, actually.
I could.
You'd be good as me if you just, you know.
I don't know.
Lost some weight.
Great to see you.
Take care.
He's off.
He's storming off.
Oh, am I meant to?
No, not yet.
It's fine.
I don't know.
It's the Dunn thing.
You can sit there for a bit if you like.
It wasn't exactly the election photo op
that the Australian Prime Minister may have been hoping for just before the election at the weekend.
Now, Scott Morrison, who calls himself the bulldozer,
lived up to his name.
and he broke off from campaigning in Tasmania
to gate crash a boys football game
at Devonport Strike a soccer club.
This is what happened.
I've actually got a bit of sympathy for the Aussie PM.
I've got three sons,
and whenever I play football with them,
that was normally what used to happen at some stage.
The challenge when he reaches a certain age
and physical stature
is that when you start to tumble,
there's simply no stopping you.
And if it does happen to be a useful, small object
in this intensity,
they can be quite a useful buffer.
Morrison's not the first political leader
to discover this.
Who could forget, of course,
Boris Johnson's.
own battle with gravity and children back in 2015.
Well, Boris Johnson was merely the mayor of London back then,
so he didn't do his political career any harm,
so maybe this will swing things the bulldozers way in the Australian election.
Unscense the next, the woman who's become the first ever female
to win fishermen of the year.
Is she thrilled about that, or is she enraged that she has to be called a fisherman?
We'll find out after the break.
Welcome back to Pittsburgh and Nelson.
Take a look at this picture of Cristiano Ronaldo,
the greatest football of all time,
and also the most followed man on Instagram.
In fact, person on Instagram.
Pitchard here with his son, Cristiano Jr.
Impressive abs, right?
A pair of them.
Clearly, Cristiano is a world authority about abs.
And he knows a good ab when he sees one.
Yeah, I can see you have good abdominals.
Thank you very much, Cristiano.
Thank you for appreciating that.
I appreciate it.
It's a bit lost on the public.
You look good. Thank you, mate. Appreciate it. You're looking good yourself.
That clip is my PIN tweet. It has now got to 39.8 million views, meaning it's the most to watch clip about abdominal appreciation in the history of planet Earth.
Let's give it another push, everyone. Let's just get it over the 40 million. Come on.
Yeah, I can see. You have good abdominal.
Thank you very much, Christian. Thank you for appreciating that.
I appreciate it. It's a bit lost on the public.
You look good. Thank you, mate. Appreciate it. You're looking good yourself.
I can never have that long enough.
Yes, thank you.
If you're cringing over that clip,
wait until you hear this,
singer Taylor Swift received an honorary doctorate
of fine arts of New York University today, NYU.
Here's what she had to say about cringe.
No matter how hard you try to avoid being cringe,
you will look back on your life
and cringe retrospectively.
She's right, but you know what, Taylor, if my tombstone just says, here lies Pierce Morgan,
he had good abdominals, Cristiana Ronaldo. That'll do me. I don't care who gringes.
Gender neutral job titles are all the rage these days. The postman's a postal worker.
The fireman has to be a firefighter, salesperson, chairperson, business person and so tediously on.
But fortunately, I have found a savior to all this PC nonsense. She's Ashley Mullinger. Not only she just become the first woman,
to win the Fishing News Award Fisherman of the Year title,
she has stunned the woke world by insisting that she still wants to be called a fisherman,
not a fisher person.
And I'm joined by Fisherman of the Year, Ashley.
Now on her boat, fresh from today's catch.
Ashley, first of all, congratulations on your brilliant award.
Thank you ever so much, Piers.
I know that you take the craft of fishing very seriously,
and fishing news very highly respect.
magazine, obviously.
What did you feel when you heard you'd won?
To be honest, completely breathtaking by it,
quite emotional.
Had to fight back a few tears when I was going up to collect the award.
But just to be recognised as a woman in the industry
and to be nominated was enough for me,
but to actually win it was really something else.
It's brilliant.
And normally when a woman wins something with the word man in it these days,
the entire world goes completely nuts
and almost compels that woman to distance herself from the title
because you have to be a fisher or a fisher person
or whatever they decide it has to be.
But in your case, you've said, no, staff that.
I want to be a fisherman of the year.
Absolutely.
And it's part of taking woke more than woke, isn't it?
It's the fact that I want to identify as a fisherman.
So surely I should be allowed to identify as whatever I choose, right?
I think so.
I just don't even know what we bother debating it.
I don't know why all these words
have suddenly become sticks to beat people with.
You hear people saying,
we can't even use the word mankind.
I'm like, well, what happens with the Neil Armstrong clip
when he lands on the moon?
You know, is that where do you take all this nonsense?
Well, and also, look at the end of every,
at the end of, you know, woman is the word man.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Are you going to become woes?
It's so absurd.
Look, I'm so happy you take this view
because I do think the battle of the common sense,
especially on what I call the de-genderisation of language.
And when you see that in hospitals,
they can't use the word mother and all this kind of thing,
to me, it's just driving me nuts,
and I'm not even a woman.
When people say, it's a big question of a day,
when they say, what is a woman?
What do you say?
A woman is whatever they want to be.
Whatever they want to be.
I'm not the person to make that, you know.
That's up to what they want to be.
And when you're the best fisherman in the country,
which is what you've just been told you are,
I want to talk to you about fish for a moment.
What's the greatest moment?
If I can let you relive, relive one moment of your entire fishing career,
what would it be?
I know mine, because I've only had about three,
and it was a 33-pound king fish in Barbados that I call.
which I was quite pleased about.
But what's yours?
What's the big one for you?
Do you know what?
For me, it's not actually about the catching of the fish,
but more about being the environment
and having dolphins swim with the boat
and those dolphins being away from the boat
and coming towards the boat
and actively spending their time,
playing in the waves that the boat makes,
and then wanting to be near you almost.
They're not part of our everyday environment,
but that brought tears.
Amazing.
Well, actually, I'm thrilled for you
because I've interviewed you before
and I know how seriously you take the fishing
and it's an amazing accolade
that you've become fishermen of the year
and I'm just particularly pleased
you're happy to be called the Fisherman of the Year.
So congratulations from everyone here
at Peers Morgan Unsensored.
Thank you ever so much, Piers.
All the best.
Thanks.
A little moment of comments.
sense victory. Now what I'm about to tell you, it's not quite such a victory for common sense.
In fact, it sounds like I'm just about to make this up, but it's true. A British police officer
successfully sued his force because colleagues repeatedly teased him about being Dolly Parton.
P.C. Stephen Knox and Mosyside Police was awarded £12,000 of the claims he was victimised.
He changed his shift patterns to sue his childcare needs, assuring the unsociable hours and nights
normally associated with life on the beat, prompting colleagues to start singing this at him.
Yeah, they called him Dolly Park because he was only working nine to five.
They even printed out photos of Dolly and plastered him on his desk.
But he found that unbelievably offensive.
Now, I don't want to be insensitive,
but maybe defending us from hardened criminals isn't quite the right job for that guy.
To be honest, if you're that PC, he probably shouldn't be a PC.
And since the next, Prince Charles faces calls to apologise
for Britain's colonial sins on his royal visit to Canada,
Should the royals, though, keep apologising for Britain's imperial past?
We'll debate that next.
With almost 70 years of service, the Queen has travelled more widely than any other monarch in British history.
His tradition and duties has been passed on to each generation.
And in the past, was always widely celebrated.
But in recent years, questions have been raised repeatedly about whether the royal family should do more to address their colonial past.
Well, Prince Charles attempted to broach a subject during a three-day tour of Canada.
As we look to our collective future, as one people sharing one planet, we must find new ways to come to terms with the darker and more difficult aspects of the past.
Well, certainly times Royal Editor Roy Nicar joins me now, along with Kayendi and Bruce, Professor of Black Studies at Birmingham City University.
Welcome to both of you.
So, Roya, you've been around this Royal Block a long time. It seems to me that what's been
happening is with these royal tools, which used to be not that controversial, normally pretty
celebratory, they've become now almost every single time controversial, and it all goes back to
colonialism, to the British Empire, how much the royal family on behalf of this country should
be apologising for the sins of our past. You've been on a lot of these tours. Are you feeling
a rising tide of controversy about that? I have to say, in more honesty, no. I have to say, in no
No, and I think it depends where you go.
I mean, I was in Belize with the Cambridges.
I went to Barbados with the Prince of Wales for the handover.
And actually, he made a really interesting speech during that tour.
He talked about acknowledging that slavery was abhorrent, but he didn't apologize.
William did the same in the Caribbean, but he didn't apologize.
He talked about, they acknowledged our past.
I think it's right to do that.
And I think we've got to recognize...
It sounds apologetic to me.
It does, but it's not...
I mean, I actually say the words, I'm sorry,
but there's a lot of regret, a lot of we've got to look back on the past,
a lot of revisionism back to a previous era, history.
And I just wonder where that stops,
because isn't it going to affect every toll they do?
I don't think so.
And I think it's a recognition by members of the Royal Family and the Palace
and the government on whose behalf they're travelling on lots of these stalls
that we are in different times.
We didn't have tours for the best part of two years.
We are in different times.
Black Lives Matter has happened.
Other movements have happened.
And I think the Royal Family Phil,
it's their role to sort of stay relevant,
to acknowledge when things have gone wrong.
And I thought that statement by William,
after the Caribbean tour, was fascinating.
He acknowledged that things had gone wrong
and said the whole point of talks
is to go and hear and listen and reflect.
I don't think it's the role of the royal family
to go around the world apologising,
and they've stopped short of that,
and I think there's a reason for that.
Interesting distinction.
So let's bring in Kendi, Andrews,
I know you're not the world's biggest fan of the monarchy.
In fact, you might well be one of the least
biggest fans of the monarchy.
But putting that aside, Indy,
this issue of whether the world family on behalf of Britain
should be going around expressing themselves
in the way that they are about the colonial past, about the empire and so on.
My question for you really is, does it really make any difference?
Why is everyone clamouring for the royals to do this?
Does it really matter if the royal family keeps saying
we've got to think about what happened before, we've got to reflect and so on?
Well, I think it's a bad at time as well,
say, it's the 21st century, and the Queen is the head of state of 15 countries, including my
families from Jamaica. And it's frankly been ridiculous since independence, and it's ridiculous now,
which is why these topics are coming up. I mean, I do agree with you on this one, though.
I mean, an apology is meaningless. I mean, apologies, this is pointless. This is about reparations.
This is about repenting. And really, there's nothing the rural family could do in the Queen in
particular to apologize other than really resign, get rid of the garden and give all their money
back to the people they stole it from in the colonies. I mean, look, in a way, it's the same
debate that people have been having in
America and Britain about statues,
for example, of people
who perhaps were controversial public
figures who had good
sides and bad sides. From Churchill,
we saw the statues
of Churchill, Mandela and Gandhi
boarded up at Parliament Square. We've just seen
Margaret Thatcher's, has been egged within hours
being put up. You're seeing the same thing
happening in America. My point about
that and about the British Empire
and all of these things is that
there is good and bad in all these things.
things. Why are we
so preoccupied? Let me ask the question.
Why are we so preoccupied
with looking back to times
in history and focusing
almost exclusively now on the negative?
Because A, it's not just
history, and B, the history
is so negative, it shapes the
present. So when you had a tour of the royal
family, and bear in mind the Royal African
Company was the company that
enslaved more Africans than any other company
in the entire world that got rich of
slavery, they got rich of colonialism, the
Queen still wears jewels from India when she goes around to these places, etc.
And they're wealthy because of that oppression.
And then you go to somewhere like Jamaica and the Caribbean, which is poor.
We're only there because of slavery because of that oppression.
That's not something that happened historically.
That's something we're dealing with today, which is why people are obviously.
Does Britain get any credit for...
Because this is not something in the past.
Right, but does Britain get any credit for helping to abolish international slave trade?
Do you give them any credit for that, the country?
No.
When you are the country that enslaved more...
people than anybody else, you don't get any credit whatsoever for finally deciding to stop that
practice. Really? No, there's no credit deserved. And it's far as far as if all to suggest
so no society can evolve. To get credit for stopping slavery. Right. But see, that's why I don't
agree with you. I think they should get, I think everyone, countries, people should always get credit
for acknowledging things are wrong and changing them. Otherwise, how do you ever evolve as a society?
No, then, though then if you're going to acknowledge it, that means you have to repent for it. That means you have to
repay the day. But what does that mean repaying?
People in the Caribbean today are poor.
Wait, no.
What do you want the royals to do? Because of what Britain did.
What do you want the royals to do?
What is the repentance? They should renounce.
I would tell you right there. The only
thing the royals can do on this issue is renounce the throne,
dissolve their assets and give them to the Caribbean
and India and the rest of the colonies. Simple.
That is repentance. That is reparation.
And if anything short of that, I agree with you,
is pointless. Okay. Roy, I mean, look,
I get why passions run high about these.
these things. I get some of the points
Coendi's making. The Royals aren't
going to do this, though, are they? I mean, there's a
limit to, I think, how far
this is going to go. I think the Royals will say
we need to mark it and respect
it and look back and reflect
and so on, but they're not going to go as far as
Kayendi's talking about. They're
definitely not going to renounce the throne and give up
all their assets and return them to the
Caribbean and the rest. I think
what we've seen in the last three tools
is the mood music change.
We've heard Charles and William
reflecting on the past.
That's clearly been in conjunction with the government
in the foreign office,
but I think that is probably as far as they're going to go.
You're going to be very busy the next couple of weeks.
One question for you before we let you go.
Is the Queen going to make her own jubilee?
Every time we think we're not going to see her again,
up she pops looking dazzling and radiant.
My prediction on that is, yes, she will.
She will, because she's just the ultimate trooper, right?
She's the ultimate trooper, I think we'll see her at trooping,
and I think we will see her fingers crossed,
fingers crossed if she feels up to it at the Epsom Derby.
Kaini, despite your reluctance to celebrate the monarchy,
will you say anything nice about the Queen as she celebrates her platinum jubilee?
I don't even know what data is.
That's how much disinterested I have this whole debacle.
Kandhi, always good to catch up with you.
Thank you very much for joining me.
And Roya, thank you very much.
Thank you.
I had to go of public servants working from home earlier in the show.
Well, seemingly nothing can lure them back to their offices.
I think I may have found out why.
It's the barely fathomable revelation
that staff from the department for work, yes, work and pensions,
have been offered feel-good seminars on SMUT.
The 45-minute calls entitled The History of Sex Toys
is described as a titillating time walk through ancient Greece
via the Victorians up to the modern day.
Well, that's just great, isn't it?
That's going to sort out wage stagnation
and the inflation crisis and soaring food prices.
More than two years into a pandemic
and 73% of the staff of Department of Work and Pensions
are still at home.
I can't imagine why, can you?
Well, that's it from me.
Tomorrow night, the first exclusive interview
with British TV's Queen of Mean
Anne Robinson, since she's quick countdown.
Until then, whatever you're up to,
just make sure it's unscensive.
And in the words of Van Robinson,
or rather, the eyes of Van Robinson.
Good night.
