Pod Save America - Trump's Trade War Hits Hollywood
Episode Date: May 6, 2025Donald Trump turns his attention westward, announcing new tariffs on any and all movies "produced in foreign lands" and pledging to reopen Alcatraz. In a long Meet the Press interview, the president a...dmits that a recession would be "okay," defers to his lawyers when asked about his duty to uphold the Constitution, and doubles down on his message that American children have been spoiled with too many dolls, pencils, and strollers. Jon, Lovett, and Tommy discuss the absurdity of tariffing foreign films, how Trump's toy gambit has cost him the support of Karl Rove, and deliver another Corrupdate on Trump's memecoin scam. Then, Tommy talks to Chasten Buttigieg about his new children's book, Papa's Coming Home, and his husband Pete's journey to do battle in the manosphere.
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Welcome to Pod Save America. I'm Jon Favreau.
I'm Jon Lovett.
I'm Tommy Vitor.
All right, on today's show we're going to talk about Trump's new movie tariff proposal,
his plan to reopen Alcatraz.
It's like a fucking parody.
It's unbelievable.
And his big loss in court over his attempt to ban certain law firms from practicing law
in federal court.
Then later you'll hear Tommy's interview with our friend Chastain Buttigieg.
Tommy, what'd you guys talk about?
We, so Chastain's got a book coming out
called Papa's Coming Home.
It's a children's book.
We talked about why you wanted to write that,
LGBT representation in books,
what it's like to be the focus of disgusting,
constant right-wing attacks on his family,
book bans, their adoption story, being a dad.
Pete's beard, got into that.
Pete's journey into the Manosphere.
It was fun to just hang.
Chastain was kind enough to bring some extra copies
of his new book.
That night I read it to Charlie, I told Chastain this,
but Charlie loved the book.
Like multiple LOLs from my-
Endorsement.
Yeah.
Going on a back jacket.
He was a big fan, big fan.
Charlie's first blurb. Maybe Pete will do an interview with Charlie.
All right, let's get to the news and we'll start with the economy where Donald Trump is doubling down on his message that Americans just need to suck it up and sacrifice for the sake of His Majesty's trade war, especially our kids who've frankly been spoiled with too many dolls, pencils, and strollers.
That's got a point.
The president sat down for pencils.
Where's the pencils?
Pencils is such a David Bowie.
Where'd the fucking pencils come from?
He doesn't, you think he spent a lot of time
down on the floor playing with the kids?
He doesn't know what the toys are.
He thinks we still have the sharpeners
that you could do this to.
And maybe if we-
Most people don't even know what I'm talking about.
If we did have those,
maybe things wouldn't be so fucking fucked up.
Okay, well that's- Get kids doing this. Yeah, there you go go make the sharpener. You're in the make America great again can't there totally wrong
All right, okay. There you go
Sound more like your dad every day
Wait till we get to the movie terrible
No, all right president sat down for a long meet the press interview where Kristen Welker asked him about the recession predictions
That have accompanied his tariff policy.
Here's a sampling of his answers.
Is it okay in the short term to have a recession?
Look, yes, everything's okay.
Are you worried it could happen?
Do you think it could happen?
Anything can happen.
When does it become the Trump economy?
It partially is right now, and I really mean this.
I think the good parts are the Trump economy
and the bad parts are the Biden economy.
Are you saying that your tariffs
will cause some prices to go up?
No, I think the tariffs are going to be great for us
because it's going to make us rich.
But you said some dolls are going to cost more.
Isn't that an acknowledgement that some prices will go up?
I don't think a beautiful baby girl needs, that's 11 years old, needs to have 30 dolls.
I think they can have three dolls or four dolls. They don't need to have 250 pencils.
They can have five.
So true. Just in case anyone thought he might have misspoken there, here's what Trump said
when asked about this again on Air Force One Sunday night.
A young lady, a 10-year-old girl, a 9-year-old girl, a 15-year-old girl, doesn't need $37.
She could be very happy with two or three or four or five.
Let's not waste a lot of time.
What else? I'd like Americans to look at an industry,
lift it up and ask themselves, does it spark joy?
Mm.
Ha ha ha.
Him just listing off the ages of girls just creeps me out.
Especially that voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the older and older.
The number of dolls, the number of pencils,
the ages of the girls, it's just changing everything.
He's doing a weave on this one. Oh, 15 year olds with dolls, but.
It's not the part that's gotten the most attention,
but when she said you'd be okay with the recession,
yeah, everything's okay.
It'd be okay.
Which I think really nails his mindset right now.
It's like a philosopher.
I know, when he goes in.
More than anything else.
He becomes, I really,
when he becomes a kind of sage-like figure,
which is we're all a bit too materialistic,
in the long run we're all dead kind of vibe-like figure, which is we're all a bit too materialistic. In the long run, we're all dead kind of vibe.
It's interesting.
What do you guys make of Trump's insistence
on sticking to this message?
Are you surprised he's not just saying
there won't be any recession or pain or need for sacrifice?
The guy is like not exactly known for telling hard truths.
Yeah, I think there's a couple parts of it.
Part of it is like, it's not dumb
to do a little expectation setting
when you know your tariff policy is gonna create some
at least rocky shores financially in the short run.
But then he's betting that blaming Joe Biden for everything,
whether it's tariffs, the economy, Ukraine, immigration,
Gaza, all of it, is some sort of get out of jail card,
free card.
And so, I don't know, when he gets to the $30 versus $3,
it's so tone deaf because he doesn't realize
that there are kids who can currently only afford $3,
who will have zero dollars.
That's the part he can't compute.
I don't know if you guys saw this,
when people were posting a bunch of photos
of his kids when they were younger,
like driving around like little toy Mercedeses and things,
like every toy you could ever imagine.
Yeah, of course.
Money is love with him.
I think he knows how to buy his kids $30.
Yeah, I can't.
So first of all, him saying the good parts of the economy
are me and the bad parts of the economy are Joe Biden,
that's a joke he's made real.
Like that's what we were all joking about.
It's incredible that he's just saying it out loud.
I can't tell on the 30 Donald's front.
It seems like he knows he kind of fucked up
and didn't say something exactly politically useful
and now he can't let go of it.
He can't back down.
Interesting, it's true.
I'm sort of with Tommy's point.
I think he's just, I know this is like
perfect democratic messaging,
but I think he's genuinely out of touch.
I mean, he's always out of touch, but like this is like a, this is Luc perfect democratic messaging, but I think he's genuinely out of touch. You know, I mean, he's always out of touch,
but like, this is like a, this is Lucille Bluth,
not Lucille with the, Lucy with the candies.
Yeah, yeah.
This is Lucille Bluth with the,
I know Lucille Bluth.
What is it?
Well, this was from last time.
So call back from last episode.
I get it, I get it.
With the one banana, Michael.
What could it cost?
What could it cost?
$10.
The man covers everything he sees in gold.
He's covering the oval office ceiling in gold. The whole thing looks, it's all sees in gold. He's covering the Oval Office ceiling in gold.
The whole thing looks, it's all covered in gold now.
He's talking to Kristen Welker in another segment
in that same interview about building a new ballroom
in the White House.
He's throwing himself a military parade for his birthday.
Like the guy just, he has no, he's not anywhere close
to in touch with what people are going through.
Yeah, there was somebody tracked down
what the objects were
that have been attached to the Oval Office walls,
and it turns out it seems like they just sent someone
to Home Depot to buy kind of little spray painted objects
to attach to the wall, little like lawn decorations.
Yes.
Can I just make a request to Kristen Welker,
whoever gets to interview Donald Trump for an hour next,
the 10th time he complains, can someone just say to him,
sir, do you ever get tired of just constantly whining
about the media about our questions?
He was so whiny.
He's such a bitchy little baby.
He's like, you never ask the night,
you never say things like, the economy's doing,
some companies are doing great.
And this is what happened.
I'm like, yeah, because she's not one of the fucking-
She doesn't work for you.
Right-wing influencers that you let into the briefing now
to ask you all the questions.
Right, you never take a moment in these interviews
to stop asking questions and to just praise me.
You never did this.
Which is what he has become accustomed to,
not only from his staff now,
but from the reporters that he faces every day.
They all praise him.
Yeah, it's-
And so do foreign leaders and so do business people.
Everyone is praising him now because everyone-
It's exhausting.
Either they're afraid of him or they wanna suck up
or they're looking out for themselves.
So it's very rare that he is challenged.
Well, it is and it isn't, right?
Because on the one hand, yes, he's sort of pushing AP
and Reuters aside to make room for a right-wing gazette
and Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend
to slather on the love with him.
But he is sitting down for a ton of interviews
with combative reporters over and over again.
And you know, we're-
But he seems genuinely surprised.
Every time.
By each time, one of them
asks a challenging question.
Like Terry Moran just blew his big break
by asking a challenging question about a brand
of drug, say that.
It's a shame.
Back to the miners for you, Terry Moran.
Terry, I chose you.
Because I didn't know who you were.
Because he didn't know who he was because i didn't know who you are
incredible uh... former congressman trey gowdy said on his fox news show didn't
know until this that he still has a fox news show that trump should triple down
on this message with an oval office address where he'd presumably talk more
about why our kids need to give up their dolls and pencils carl rove had a very
funny response to that think we have a clip.
So I thought it was really problematic when he said,
well, you know what, the kids,
those little girls at Christmas,
they don't need 30 dolls, they can do it too.
And if they have to pay a couple more bucks for them,
okay, well, it sounds like Mr. Scrooge.
Carl Rove.
Yeah.
Also, you know, boys play with dolls.
And obviously that's not the most important part of this,
but you know, shout out to the little boys out there
who want a doll for Christmas.
And very few young children use pencils.
No, none do.
It's weird that Trey Gowdy's kind of become a voice of reason.
He opened that segment criticizing Trump
for talking about invading Greenland and Canada.
And then Rove made some smart points, I thought.
He talked about how Trump hadn't visited the border yet. Why hasn't he visited the border?
It's the only thing you seem to care about, sir.
Why wouldn't you just go to the border
and take some credit?
The Oval Office address idea is absolutely stupid.
Oh, I disagree.
It's an antiquated understanding of the media.
I wanna say, Trump would own us libs so hard.
He wanted to write one.
If he gave a primetime Oval Office address
on why Americans must sacrifice more for his trade war.
I wanna say that.
Stephen Miller is gonna outwrite you too.
Yeah, please don't do it.
Don't do it, you'll get us.
Yeah, we'll be gone.
It's so like, this idea that like, no, no.
Like we need to sacrifice.
For fucking what?
For what?
Sacrifice to make ourselves poorer
and other nations poorer and basically everyone poorer.
Does sound good when you put it that poor. That's sound good.
That is the goal.
I guess sacrifice so that Donald Trump can,
as he's told the Atlantic, run the world
and everyone has to beg him for exemptions
and this and this deal and that deal.
He just wants to be the center of everything.
I guess it's just like, hey,
we're gonna have a couple Christmases
with more expensive dolls
because in a few years, there'll be American made dolls.
Is that what we're meant to, like what-
I guess so.
From their own point of view, what is the sacrifice for?
It's just not clear.
No.
Also, Rove said that the Pope Photoshop
was very offensive as our resident Catholic.
Were you seeing a lot of chatter about Catholics
upset about that Photoshop thing?
On your papacy group chat?
No, I just think there's so much to be offended by.
Even if you're a devout Catholic, there's so much to be offended by. Even if you're a devout Catholic,
there's so much to be offended by from Donald Trump
that I don't think the image of the Pope is gonna do much.
I would say especially if you're a devout Catholic.
Right.
But it's your religion.
For example, his immigration policy,
his policy towards the poor.
Yeah, they tend to trade all that stuff
for the cruelty to people they don't like.
And the big hats.
Not Pope Francis.
He was a good guy.
He was our guy.
Not as people's pope.
But I talked to Dan on the YouTube,
who made fun of me for saying the YouTube,
like Chuck Schumer.
He should.
But I don't care.
But,
Snapface.
Like I think it's,
there are all these dumb things that Trump is doing
that are worth making fun of.
I do think when it tilts over into,
it's gonna cost him the Catholics in Ohio
because this is so offensive.
It's like, are you offended
or are you just hoping people are offended?
Like, I don't know.
Yeah, I was just surprised to hear Roeve say it.
And there's someone, Fox News asked Trump about it today
in the press briefing.
So I just didn't know if there was a critical mass
of angry Catholic Photoshop gates.
Yeah, how bad could you be? There's a few conservative Catholics
that are like, this, this is what's going too far.
This has got, you know, JD Vance thinks it's a joke
and just use the opportunity to attack Bill Kristol
for the Iraq war.
It's like, how bad of a photo could it be?
It is a costume you can buy at Spirit Halloween.
I will say that JD Vance,
he really like stopped posting for a while
and I thought maybe like, maybe Usha said to him, like, you gotta stop posting so much, but he's back. I think he that JD Vance, he really like stopped posting for a while and I thought maybe like,
maybe Usha said to him like,
you gotta stop posting so much, but he's back.
I think he just took a, he was traveling,
must've taken a break because the last 48 hours
he's been, he's getting into it with Bill Kristol,
he's posting about all kinds of shit.
I think all of them, they kind of like,
remember in the 2008 campaign,
Bill Burton told all us little young com staffers
that we had to call 10 reporters before 10 a.m.
I think they have to pick like 10 Twitter fights
before 10 a.m. with annoying libs
and that's just kind of how this white house operates.
You know, part of the-
Have you figured out a way to post in the shower yet?
Post in the shower.
There's only a few last kind of frontiers for you.
You gotta be careful.
While you're sleeping, posting while you're sleeping.
I'm sorry, excuse me.
I saw you posting about all kinds of movies today.
I did, I was posted.
I'm sure you're warming up a take for here.
Absolutely.
Okay, great, great. That's where I put all, that's where I work things out.'re gonna get that. I'm sure you're warming up a take for here. Absolutely. Okay, great.
That's where I work things out.
Just gonna wave to you in that glass house over there.
Scott Besson.
Scott Besson was out here in LA on Monday.
Just a fortuitous time for him to be here
talking to investors at the Milken Conference.
This came after he wrote a piece in the Wall Street Journal
about Trump's economic strategy.
Besson's taken a sunnier approach.
He's telling everyone that we're close to making
trade deals, the economy's gonna be quote,
humming during the second half of 2025.
I don't know, it does feel like this is a play
to calm the market, mark, to calm the market.
Markets, that was so markets.
Unbelievable.
Woo!
Just went back to South.
Calm the markets in the short term.
I don't know if it's the best long-term strategy
or maybe it just doesn't matter.
What do you guys think?
Yeah, it just seems like cleanup
because steps one and two are undoing the damage
from what they've already done.
It's like, first things first,
I want you to stop worrying about all the harm
we've already caused.
We're in the process of trying to unwind some of that harm.
Step two is the tax cuts we've already been talking about
for months and step three is a bunch of,
I guess, AI server farms.
I guess that's something to look forward to.
Right, the policy is like white label Republican policy.
It's like tax cuts and deregulation
and then these stupid tariffs
that are causing all the problems.
Let me read you one line from this op-ed though.
Mr. Trump intends to usher in the most prosperous decade
in American history, but not at the cost
of the spiritual degradation of the working class.
Did that give you a bit of like a Joey,
a job is about more than a paycheck?
I feel like that was an edit from the VP's office.
Cause that's the, that's the,
he's going into the sort of right wing view
that like we must bring the manufacturing back
because the jobs we have now,
this is like the Gen Z boss in a mini discourse.
Email jobs make you gay.
Email jobs make you gay.
Right, we're just, we're all too materialist
except for the crypto.
Right, those guys are cool.
Yeah, and except for all the billions that we have,
but otherwise everyone's too materialist
and what we need is to be making the iPhones
and making the shoes again.
Besson was at Goldman Sachs, I believe.
Right, yeah, Besson, yeah.
All these rich people, yeah.
These are all the wealthiest people on earth.
A Soros agent, as Elon Musk called him.
Besson is the most upright person I've ever seen
started to interrupt.
He almost leaned backwards.
I was gonna say, not, yeah, he's tipping over.
He's tipping over this way.
He's a Southern gay, they have great posture.
You have to, you have to if you're gonna be a Southern gay.
Anyway.
Yeah, I was gonna, like, this comes back to Trump
talking about the dolls, and I do think it's kind of
his ham-fisted, heard it during a meeting,
JD Vance thing about like the kind of- It's a ban thing too. Yeah, it's kind of his ham-fisted, heard it during a meeting, JD Vance thing,
about like the kind of-
It's a banning thing too.
Yeah, it's a spiritual crisis thing.
We need to get back to making things in real work.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm wondering if like as Besant was landing in LA
and saw the Hollywood sign outside of the plane window,
he saw the truth post from Trump Sunday night,
that was a little bit of a surprise,
where Trump announced that he will be expanding his trade war to the entertainment industry.
President posted that our movie business is, quote, dying a very fast death as other countries
steal our entertainment jobs and make films that are just, quote, messaging and propaganda.
So he's directing his administration to implement, quote, a 100% tariff on any and all movies
coming into our country that are produced in foreign lands.
Foreign lands is title case. Trump was asked about this in the Oval on Monday. Here's what he said.
Our film industry has been decimated by other countries taking them out and also by incompetence
like in Los Angeles. The governor is a grossly incompetent. Man, he's just allowed it to be taken away from Hollywood.
Hollywood doesn't do very much of that business.
They have the nice sign and everything's good,
but they don't do very much.
How about this, guys?
How are we, how's it gonna work?
How are we gonna tariff the movies?
Yeah, I don't, it's hard when a lot of them come in
through ones and zeros.
It's hard to figure out where to put the little tax bill.
Yeah, when I saw this story, I swear,
the first thing I thought was, this is John Voight's fault.
I really did, I was like, John Voight.
And it was.
And it turned out it really was.
Although not really, apparently.
He met with John Voight, but did you read,
and it was either Deadline or,
I can't remember which of the trades it was.
Deadline.
John Voight talked to him about bringing production back
and the tax incentives,
but it said that he did not propose the tariffs.
No, no, no.
My assumption is that John Voight
has been taking these meetings to try to figure out,
there is a genuine problem which we can talk about,
but that he has been like as Trump's ambassador
to Hollywood, been trying to figure out what to do
about how to try to bring,
about how to bring production back to the United States
and to Los Angeles specifically, which is really important and a serious problem. And I'm sure he talked to Donald, about how to bring production back to the United States and to Los Angeles specifically,
which is really important and a serious problem.
And I'm sure he talked to Donald Trump about it.
And then it kind of went through the fucking
Rube Goldberg's contraption at Trump's reign.
It came out with, we're gonna tariff him 100%.
And then at some point that will be kind of squeezed
through some fucking broken chaotic policy process
and emerge as his victory,
whatever real policy ultimately lands at the end of it, that is not going to be a tariff on films made
in foreign lands, whatever the fuck that means.
Is it films?
Is it TV too?
Is it some of the production overseas?
Is it all of it?
Is it where you shoot?
Is it where the production company is?
None of this makes sense.
Yeah, so what's happening right now
is there has been a strike, there was a pandemic
and a terrible impact on the film industry and television industry in California and
in the United States.
Over the last decade or so, we've lost a ton of production from California to other parts
of the US and collectively the United States has lost a lot of production to Canada, Australia,
Europe.
The UK.
And the UK.
And it's a genuine emergency.
I do think California government has been slow to respond,
but right now they really are genuinely responding.
Karen Bass has been talking about this,
ways to make it easier to shoot in Los Angeles.
She's a little bit hamstrung
because it actually is a big state issue,
but they are trying to dramatically increase
the amount of money that goes towards
subsidizing production through the tax code,
increasing the number of the types of productions
that are eligible to receive it,
all of which will go a long way,
because the real crisis is that there's a ton of people
that live in California who are the best at what they do
in making television and making film.
They live here because things were produced here,
and fewer and fewer productions are taking place here.
And a lot of the recovery that happened after the pandemic,
after the strike has gone elsewhere,
not just to New York or to Georgia,
but also to other countries.
And it's not wrong to say that California Democrats
collectively have been slow on this, but they're on it.
They really are genuinely trying to figure out
how to fix it right now.
That's also a policy question where to be on it is to,
like you said, offer tax incentives,
change the tax code, whatever else.
Tariffs are a fucking terrible idea,
especially since one of the many explanations,
rationales for the trade war
has been the trade deficit, right?
On this instance, we export three times more content
than we import in this country.
So if we went the tarot fruit at all,
other countries might start saying,
okay, we don't want America.
We're gonna put tariffs on American movies
and American production that come here.
Yeah, I mean, Trump throws out ideas
and we all sound insane trying to make sense of them.
Yeah, you guys do, but.
I have a few thoughts.
One, industry.
One soul, not industry. Always, it says industry. Yeah, you're stupid. I have a few thoughts. One, industry. One soul.
Not industry.
Always, it's just industry.
Industry, I mean, sane.
I know.
Two, he's calling it a national security emergency.
He's trying to do this, I think.
They're floating doing this under the typical AIPA,
the legal authority that they're doing
all the other terrorists, which would mean
he's declaring a TV and film national emergency,
which is just so stupid.
Again, just to make fun of how stupid this is.
Also, the Gavin Newsom approach, as you said, love it.
It's to increase the tax credit from 330 million
to 750 million annually to try to bring back
some of these productions to the LA area,
to the Hollywood area.
But I was talking to someone in Gavin's office today
and they're like, yes, we have to do that part
for Paramounts, but we also need to do more
for like the person who works craft services
on these productions, help them find more affordable housing, better schools, better
services.
So they're trying to think of it in a more holistic way and Trump's just like, I don't
know, a tariff fit.
Yeah.
At the core of this is, yes, there's just, we need to be competing on the tax structure
to get more production here, but there's also just bureaucratic hurdles that need to be
lifted that have to do with like,
you know, a lot of long running problems in California.
And it's just fucking expensive to be in California,
which goes to the deeper problem we have about not
building enough housing, not building enough transportation.
I'm sorry, I'm just a little-
As we're flying, has entered the chat.
Abundance.
Are we abundant?
What are you saying about the word industry?
He says industry.
Oh, I see.
And it drives me crazy.
He said it, it was the one that the clip we just played,
that was the worst I've heard. Industry. Film industry. Film industry. Film industry. Oh, I see. It drives me crazy. He said it was the one that the clip we just played. That was the worst I've heard.
Industry.
Film industry.
Film industry.
Film industry.
Very odd.
He's saying it like, are you saying industry?
And you want it to be industry.
Industry, just quick.
Right.
You want it to be a dactyl.
I want it to be, I don't know, better.
It's interesting.
You don't know which way this is gonna go.
He said, I don't wanna hurt the film industry,
which the film industry believes they would be hurt by this.
So either some of them will come in and meet with them
and then he'll make something up,
or some Hollywood stars will go out there
and yell about it and he won't like them
and then he'll get dug in further
and then we'll have a thousand percent tariff.
Well, but this would-
You never know.
This would kill like a Disney, for example,
because they make the Marvel movies
and the Star Wars movies in England.
So if those movies are getting tariffed at 100%, they are screwed.
Yeah, there's a ton of... The other part of this too is like the productions...
Same problem with the fucking tariffs coming on and off and being so chaotic like every other industry.
It takes months, years to plan these things to be shot when they're gonna be shot.
Do you know how hard it is to get on fucking the schedule of some of these actors?
They're busy.
Yeah, they're busy people.
I'm sure you know who didn't have a good morning
is Ted Zarandos because Netflix,
most of their production is overseas.
Their stocks all went down like a couple percent.
I mean, they recovered one day.
Everyone realized it was made up.
It's all so fucking stupid.
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the show about how the Trump family is basically inviting people to bribe them
through their world liberty financial crypto business. Well the Huffington Post
reports that a company called FR8 Technologies, which handle shipping
logistics for trade between the US and Mexico, raised $20 million in financing to buy $20
million worth of the Trump meme coin.
Makes sense.
A move that the company is hoping will be a quote, effective way to advocate for fair,
balanced and free trade between Mexico and the US.
Just said it, just put a statement out saying that.
Again, the Trump family owns the majority of the Trump coins
and they get a cut of every transaction fee.
So this is just a naked form of bribery
right out in the open.
Meanwhile, Trump's headlining a MAGA Inc.
Super PAC dinner at one of his golf clubs
in Virginia Monday night for quote, unquote,
crypto and AI innovators.
The price tag $1.5 million ahead.
Kristen Welker became one of the first journalists to ask Trump about his crypto dealings during
his Meet the Press interview.
Let's listen.
You've branded your own cryptocurrency.
The coin's values actually surged recently after you announced that top holders would be
invited to have dinner. I don't even know that. What did it surge to? What did it
surge to? Yeah, what's it worth? You might as well tell me because I have no idea.
Well, 14.32. What? No, dollars per cryptocurrency. Billion dollars? No.
Let me just ask you, what do you say to those who argue that when they hear that they
worry you're profiting from the presidency?
I'm not profiting from anything.
All I'm doing is, you know, I started this long before the election.
You're not profiting off of the cryptocurrency business at all?
I haven't even looked.
Has your family?
I'll tell you what, look, if I own stock in something and I do a good job and the stock
market goes up, I guess I'm profiting.
But who really profits is somebody like Nancy Pelosi who uses inside information.
Yeah, got her.
Do you think it's plausible he's not paying attention to any of this?
Absolutely no chance.
I was talking to someone in the crypto industry today who said they believe that Trump's family
has probably made around a billion dollars in cash
from their crypto ventures.
We're not talking about unrealized gains of the coins,
we're talking about like transaction fees on the meme coin.
So you get fees as you just said,
when they buy and sell the meme coin.
They think they made that much just on the transaction?
Yes.
And also when you buy and sell
the World Liberty financial tokens,
the Trump family is entitled to 75% of net revenue
on those token sales,
and the family owns 60% of the company itself.
And by the way, there's like zero upside
for the people who buy these tokens.
You don't get any profits.
You don't get to trade them.
It's like, makes no sense.
And also in that interview, he's like, all ups,
he's like, we started this long before I ran for office.
They started the company in September of 2024. It was right before the election. I mean, this whole thing, he's like, we started this long before I ran for office. They started the company in September of 2024.
It was right before the election.
I mean, this whole thing, it's like,
the grip is staggering.
Yeah, and by the way, we also, like all of that is an estimate.
We don't know that there aren't people just like putting,
just giving him money.
Like there could be huge amounts that are just being
just directly transferred to him into his wallet.
We'll have no idea, there's no way to know
that he could just, someone could go to the Oval
and just show him their phone and be like,
look what I gave you.
The only thing that's surprising is that Freight Technologies
is so far the only company that we know of
that has just spent $20 million to try to influence him
on the trade, to get an exemption for the trade war,
to influence the trade policy.
Cause I imagine if the tariffs stay in place, we'll be seeing a lot more of that, right?
Yeah, I mean, that's the only one on the trade war, but there's a far more egregious example
that's out there.
So there's this Emirati state-owned investment firm called MGX.
The president of the firm is like the president of the UAE's brother or something who runs
the company.
They want to make a $2 billion investment into Binance, which is the world's
largest cryptocurrency exchange and one that has gotten into a lot of legal trouble in
the United States because they were allowing people to money-wander, evade sanctions, criminal
behavior, just like the Wild Wild West.
The company paid $4 billion to the government because of that, and the CEO did jail time.
So, MGX wants to buy a piece of Binance for,
instead of doing it in cash, for absolutely no reason,
they are purchasing $2 billion worth of Trump's stable coin.
It seems like some reason.
The only reason is for any favor with the administration
because presumably it will cost them more than $2 billion
because there will be a transaction fee
on the purchase of the stable coin.
So that one transaction will make Trump stable coin
one of the biggest stablecoins
in the world. And I think we're liberally, we'll probably get paid on both sides because they'll
probably get a fee when you buy the stablecoin from them. And then normally the way these stablecoins
are supposed to work is they're supposed to be backed by something which they use to peg the value
of the stablecoin to like $1. So presumably they'll buy treasury bonds or something, and then they'll
get the interest on those. And by the way, that's like the safest version
of this scheme.
We don't know that they'll actually buy treasuries
because we don't know how this works.
So again, this Emirati state owned company
is just going to buy $2 billion worth of Trump coin
for no reason.
The stable coin, the Trump stable coin
will eventually be pegged to the Melania stable coin.
Right.
It'll just be one.
You know what?
The American people are getting pegged.
Hey.
That's what's happening here.
Yeah, I wish.
You know what I mean?
The doesn't, but what were we talking about?
Are they?
Pegging.
No, but the, I was thinking about this too,
which is like, there's this kind of, I don't know,
this feeling of like, they're openly corrupt.
And this kind of feels like, okay. And then because Republicans in Congress don't know, this feeling of like, they're openly corrupt.
And it just kind of feels like, okay.
And then because Republicans in Congress don't care, it leads to nothing.
And I do think we need to be talking about this because I think it's really important.
I do think people really care about this.
Just for the politics of it, this is important to our politics.
But I think long term, we need to be thinking about how do we start talking about, A, these
are crimes.
People are committing federal crimes every day,
all the time, and just because your friends are doing it,
doesn't mean it's not a federal crime.
Just because everybody's applauding in the ballroom
doesn't mean you're not part of a federal crime.
But then you have to also assume that Donald Trump
is gonna use the pardon power that they're gonna try
to find ways to wiggle their way out of this.
And it would be, I think a lot about that Jonathan
last piece around Pascal's Wager
and the bet that Democrats will never seek retribution
and will behave really responsibly
and always try to look forward.
And we really do need to start talking about
what we will do to investigate these crimes
and make these and look back and make sure people
pay a price for having been brazenly and openly corrupt,
even if Republicans want to.
So that the crypto industry will then dump
a couple hundred million dollars on that Democrat
who said they'll investigate the crimes in the next election.
It isn't tough.
We should talk about that.
Yeah.
But I mean, well, look, we can do,
how much does that money get you, right?
Like we just went through a round of,
in Wisconsin where Elon's money could not buy them,
is that right?
Like we have to try, we have to try.
Well, Senate Republicans have been trying to pass a bill
with new rules on the stable coins
that they thought had enough votes
from more pro crypto Senate Democrats to pass,
they had enough to pass until nine of those Democrats
just announced over the weekend, led by Ruben Gallego, that they'll oppose the legislation. Republicans were reportedly
stunned by this news. Are you guys stunned by this news?
No, I mean, the politics are complicated for the reason you just mentioned, because I think
the crypto industry spent like $130 million last cycle on either pro crypto candidates or to target anti-crypto Democrats,
even ones who were not anti-crypto at all.
Their number one target was Sherrod Brown,
former senator from Ohio.
I think that one crypto PAC spent 40 million to defeat him,
and that was like their head on a pike to send a message.
And I've been told by someone today
that getting Sherrod Brown is a verb now on Capitol Hill.
And so, Howard Lutnick and David Sacks
were trying to ram this crypto bill through Congress.
Democrats, I think, were trying to figure out
how to like be for something.
Because they don't, there's like,
there's not just the crypto money,
but then there's a constituency that likes crypto,
that thinks it's exciting,
that thinks traditional financial services
are broken and rigged against them and they're not wrong,
but we don't need like a worse version
backed on the blockchain, right?
And like getting that message through is really hard.
But I think what happened here is Trump's stable coin
corruption with the UAE was so brazen
that even the member of the Democrats
who are for this in committee were like,
okay, we can't do this right now
because this would essentially allow, like Trump put out an EO saying he has control of independent financial
regulators and this bill would give him the authority to regulate the stable coin market
as he is entering it. And like that is just insane. And it would also give big tech companies the
ability to issue stable coins. So you would see like X coin from Elon Musk
or like Libra I think was the version
that came out of Facebook.
And so- That they stopped.
They stopped.
Because traditionally like there was an effort
in like 2005, someone was reminding me
that Walmart basically tried to launch a bank
and we tried to keep those two things separate
because it's really bad.
But now the outcome of this bill passing
in a bad form would be you would have like bank
like companies performing bank like services with no banking regulations.
Also you get one bite at the sample on legislation and you know, Gallego was saying, they should
not have been stunned.
We worked with them for weeks and months to try to make the provisions in this bill have
real teeth and like have real regulation.
He's like, and then the version that showed
up on the floor didn't have like it was just weakened. He's like so I'm he was saying like
I'm happy to continue working with them to make it stronger but like don't you know they're
not going to water down a crypto regulation bill at the same time that the president is
just you know inviting people to bribe him.
You look there's a there's a nuanced debate I suppose around crypto around the techno the blockchain technology the ways it can
Make life better. There are our genuine applications
But the concern voice from the beginning is this is going to be a tool for crime and corruption
it is currently the most brazen and
grand corruption tool in the history of our country
That's it. I don't unless I mean I don't know if you guys are experiencing day to day the the benefits of the blockchain
But but what I'm seeing is the most corrupt administration in history using it to enrich themselves to the tune of billions of dollars
Donald Trump never been a billionaire maybe for you know, whether or not Donald Trump's ever been a billionaire
He is one now because of just complete and total corruption because of crypto. Yeah, the Democrats on the committee like
Elizabeth Warren they're trying to improve the bill
by being like, hey, what if it said the president
and members of Congress can't get
into the stable coin business?
How about that?
Or like, big tech can't either,
or we got to apply consumer protections to stable coins.
But I think the Republicans on the committee
are trying to exempt stable coin regulations
from the CFPB, for example.
So there's all the consumer protections
are gonna go out the window.
Yeah, and they can't cross the administration
or the Trump family in any way.
Right.
Because they're there to serve.
But like the Rubin guy goes to the world,
like I understand the people that are trying to work
on this stuff in good faith,
but like at the end of the day,
the crypto industry fucking hates you, right?
Like it is run by people like Marc Andreessen,
who have a radical libertarian vision of the world.
They view you as the enemy.
They will not think twice about dumping tens,
if not hundreds of millions of dollars on your head
in the next election and just go in there, eyes wide open,
because you're not saving yourself from these people.
Trump also made plenty of news over the weekend
on Meet the Press and elsewhere,
regarding his continued attack on the Constitution,
particularly its separation of powers
and amendments protecting free speech,
due process and the right to counsel.
Those are big ones.
Yeah, those are big ones.
Those are some S-tier parts of the Constitution.
I didn't even mention cruel and unusual punishment.
I probably should put that one in too.
Here he is answering a question about defying court orders.
Your Secretary of State says everyone who's here,
citizens and non-citizens, deserve due process.
Do you agree, Mr. President?
I don't know, I'm not a lawyer. I don't know.
Well, the Fifth Amendment says it's not.
I don't know. It seems, it might say that.
Don't you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States, as president?
I don't know. I have to respond by saying again, I have brilliant lawyers that work for me,
and they are going to obviously follow
what the Supreme Court said.
What you said is not what I heard the Supreme Court said.
They have a different interpretation.
Yeah, Stephen Miller has a different interpretation.
He is not a lawyer.
On the bright side, Trump did say that running
for a third term in 2028 is, quote,
"'Not something he's looking to do.'"
And then he name dropped Vice President J.D. Vance,
and surprisingly, National Archivist Marco Rubio,
who currently holds three other titles as well,
Secretary of State, USAID Administrator,
and now National Security Advisor,
big shoes for little Marco to fill.
So Trump's now using this talk to my lawyer's answer
every time he gets a question on disobeying the courts.
What do you guys make of that?
It seems like he went to have to talk to my lawyer's answer too quickly.
Like he was still processing her previous sentence
when he got to like,
you know you have to uphold the constitution, right?
He's like, I gotta talk to my lawyers.
It seems like, but wait, wait, wait.
That's like you had took an oath.
It's like the first sentence of the oath.
Yeah, I mean, we sort of talked about this last week too.
It's the most beta passive aggressive way
to start a constitutional crisis ever.
Like the big strong man who says I alone can fix it
is now like, oh, I gotta defer to my lawyers.
You've been railing against the courts nonstop for years
and now you're deferring them.
This is just a simple difference of opinion
on a legal precedent.
What are we talking about?
Yeah, he's attacking the judges every day.
Every day.
He was at the rally in Michigan for 100 days
and he was like, the judges are taking
your president's power away, but I defer to my lawyers.
Well, he won't, right?
It's the footsie with defying the orders.
There's still, look, they see, Donald Trump sees
all the polling and he can pretend it's not real
all he wants, but he sees it.
He knows that defying court orders, deeply unpopular,
deporting people without due process, deeply unpopular.
So when he's in front of Kristen Welker
and he's asked directly about this,
he does not want to come out and brazenly say
he is gonna violate the Supreme Court.
So he leaves it to Stephen Miller to go out there
and sort of rant about how the ruling really said
it was nine-oh in my favor.
And actually we are following the order
because the order technically doesn't require us
to do anything at all.
And as Stephen Miller did today,
as a follow-up to this interview,
said, no, due process is for citizens.
It is not for immigrants who aren't here legally,
which is just a lie.
Just a lie.
It's a lie.
It's been litigated for like hundreds of years.
What's the plain language in the constitution?
Alito said this.
It says persons.
It says person, but even if you leave it to the courts
to interpret person and what it means, right?
The most recent ruling in April on Briego Garcia,
we even had fucking Alito and Thomas jumped in
and said, yes, of course, due process.
He said, they said, due process is afforded to all people,
immigrants who are here legally or not.
As the government has agreed in this case,
the Trump's own DOJ said that plus Rubio.
And but Miller's out there being like, no, it's not true.
Imagine like the counterfactual
Imagine if it were not the case if you're a green card holder and the government could just threaten to punish you unless you what?
Gave them money supported them politically like it doesn't make any sense that what Stephen Miller's argument is is nonsensical. It's completely un-american
I mean the Washington Post did an investigation over the weekend another one of about
I mean, the Washington Post did an investigation over the weekend, another one about CICOT and El Salvador and who ended up there, and they found two people, at least two men, were
sent there even though they had already been approved as refugees for resettling.
Four people were sent there even though they had legal protections to avoid being sent
there because they had temporary protected status.
So already, people who were here legally, who had been, who had gone
through a process here, were sent to a foreign gulag. We're only talking about Ibrego GarcÃa
because he's the only one that the government admitted in a court filing they sent mistakenly.
It's so stupid on its face. Due process is for only people who deserve due process.
Okay, how do you figure out who those people are?
Well, you have to have some kind of a process.
The process that they are due.
The process is DHS decides now who's a criminal,
who's not, they have evidence.
Trisha McLaughlin puts it out on Twitter
and she said, we have plenty of evidence and intelligence.
It said this person's a danger.
Say, what is the evidence?
They go, oh, we're not gonna tell you.
Even just at face value, it is predicated on the fact
that A, the government is acting good faith,
and B, if the government makes mistakes, they will try to rectify it. They are acting in
despicable bad faith without regard for these people. And it is their official position that
even when they admit a mistake, they have no ability or need to rectify it. So this is dangerous.
It's so obviously dangerous on its face.
You guys find that 2028 answer any more
assuring than the previous comments on the topic?
It's real weird that he led with Rubio.
Rubio's not a mad guy.
He's just pretending.
His real beliefs are down.
He wants to keep the celebrity apprentice going.
Yeah, he can't have JD Vance getting too high
on his own supply.
He's gotta make it. Everyone's gotta feel needy. They need the boss apprentice going. You know, he's a good one. Yeah, he can't have J.D. Vance getting too high on his own supply. Yeah, I think both.
He's gotta make it, everyone's gotta feel needy.
They need the boss's approval.
Look, you know, we're at the point where
President of the United States is like,
joking around about violating the Constitution
to stick around.
He already tried to do that
when he committed an insurrection.
So, and then you got J.D. Vance doing interviews.
It was like, this is classic
Donald Trump humor, all right?
This is the funny guy we all know and love.
He dresses up as the Pope, he threatens to not leave office
in a kind of coup d'etat, like that is fucking hilarious.
That's a joke.
It's scolds in the media,
who just don't have a sense of humor.
Yeah, J.D. Vance, his tone is either the most
self-righteous, sanctimonious, insufferable prick
you've ever met online
or like, why can't you take a joke, man?
Drives me crazy.
Legalized comedy.
Some good news from the courts, a federal judge.
You know who had a great sense of humor?
Who? Ashley Babbitt.
I just got that.
I just thought, no,
cause like she thought it was really funny
when he was talking about staying in office.
Remember Ashley Babbitt, she was so,
she thought it was so funny when Donald Trump was joking around staying in office. Remember, I remember Ashley Babbitt, she was so, she thought it was so funny
when Donald Trump was joking around staying in office.
And so she went, she wanted to be part of the joke.
So she went to the Capitol.
I don't remember if you were happy,
but like honestly, that joke killed.
Because if you remember Ashley Babbitt died,
a bunch of people died at the Capitol.
I say leave it in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It bunch of people died at the Capitol. I say leave it in. Yeah, yeah.
It's all funny, just really funny.
He's so funny, he's funny.
JD got that one.
Tax dollars are now going to payment to the settlement
that the government has reached with her family now.
This is just a funny joke.
Like, do you remember the insurrection,
how many of we were laughing?
Yeah, we're paying for that.
Remember how funny it was?
We're also, we also.
All those people that died.
We also have reparations for the Jan 6th.
It's just like, you guys don't know how to fucking laugh.
Well, that was because they had that fire jam they put out.
That's right.
The 26th choir.
Yeah, the choir.
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All right, some good news from the courts. Federal judge permanently blocked Trump's
executive order targeting the law firm Perkins Cooey. Judge Beryl Howell said that the order
itself was unconstitutional and opened her 102 page ruling with a line from Shakespeare. Trump's executive order targeting the law firm Perkins Cooey. Judge Beryl Howell said that the order itself
was unconstitutional and opened her 102 page ruling
with a line from Shakespeare.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
And wrote that, quote, eliminating lawyers
as the guardians of the rule of law
removes a major impediment to the path to more power.
In not as good news, Trump renewed his pledge on Friday
to take away Harvard's tax exempt status
because it's quote, what they deserve.
Harvard's president, Alan Garber, did an interview
with the Wall Street Journal calling the move highly illegal
and an unnamed Trump administration official
did say to the reporter that Trump's post
did not constitute a formal directive to the IRS.
Got it. Sure, sure.
You guys think that the Perkins win
and Harvard's willingness to fight will maybe stiffen
the spines of other law firms and colleges
and institutions that Trump's targeting?
I hope so.
I think we've been, I think two things have happened
that have made people realize that there's value
in fighting.
One has been seeing the positive response
to the institutions that do fight
and the fact that they're winning in court.
The other is the relentlessness of Trump's attacks
on the places that have compromised.
And the fact that once you capitulate to Trump,
he doesn't leave you alone.
All right, he's still going after ABC News.
He's not gonna give them a break
because they did their $16 million dirty deal.
You saw what he did to Terry.
Yeah, he like, poor Terry.
Poor Terry.
A big break.
Still going after Columbia.
Relentlessly gonna go after Columbia,
even though they did this kind of a deal.
So I think, and then all these demands
that in interview after interview,
he's basically saying that all of these law firms
that capitulated-
Admitted guilt.
Admitted guilt.
And then some of their clients are starting
to think about going elsewhere,
to report that I think Microsoft, right,
is thinking about leaving, I can't remember which one
of these fucking interchangeable firms in my brain
they're gonna leave, but hopefully they're gonna start
to see negative repercussions.
So I think the combination of not getting what you think
you're gonna get out of this deal,
plus seeing the positive response to fighting
can't be anything but helpful.
Obviously it was unconstitutional, right?
Yeah, of course.
You can't tell the IRS out of something.
I mean, I think the reason the judge used
such dramatic language here, it's like,
she's like, I don't know, the first, the fifth,
the sixth amendments violates all of those.
Also, she made an example of the firms that capitulated
is also part of the reason it was unconstitutional
because she's like, well, the reason that you know
it wasn't for, they didn't take, you know,
this executive order didn't target these firms
for reasons that weren't political,
is because the ones that capitulated
suddenly didn't have the EO targeted at them anymore.
Which is the same thing where,
this is why the unnamed official said,
you know, his post about Harvard, it's what they deserve.
That's not gonna hold up well in court.
I'm trying to roll back the Harvard's tax exempt status.
And by the way, they didn't need the fucking tweet or whatever, true social post, to make clear
that this was targeting.
Because Donald Trump has been talking about it,
and all the administration has been talking about it openly.
By the way, there's tons of record
in the negotiation between the administration and Harvard
that we can't see that would certainly come out.
And by the way, even if you take it at face value,
no, you can't make some claim that we are targeting Harvard
because of antisemitism and so therefore,
we're gonna eliminate funding across a broad swath
of research, that's like the definition
of an unconstitutional First Amendment violation,
not just to liberal judges, but to conservative judges.
The problem here, right, is of course it's unconstitutional.
The lawyers knew it was unconstitutional.
Disney's lawyers-
They're lawyers.
Because they're lawyers. Disney's lawyers knew that the case against
fucking George Stephanopoulos was bullshit.
They gave in, right?
Paramount knows that the lawsuit against CBS
is fucking bullshit.
It's because they're saying it's not worth winning.
They're saying it's not worth winning
because Donald Trump is such a headache.
Well, and also the heads of these law firms,
I understand there were actual real business pressures.
Like if you're a head of a firm and some other firm
is trying to poach your clients
because they think you can't represent them
because you can't go into a government building,
that sucks, I get that.
But the people doing these negotiations
thought they could be cute
and just agreed to do pro bono work
on like helping veterans or stopping anti-Semitism.
And Trump is like,
actually you're defending the coal industry.
Yeah, yeah. Here we go.
And we're client, the QAnon shaman.
Yes, exactly.
And like the firms that capitulated publicly
are getting most of the shit as they deserve.
But someone from Paul Weiss was saying,
look, when we were first making the deal
with Donald Trump or talking to Donald Trump,
we were looking for allies.
We were looking for people who would stand with us
and say no, and what our competitors were doing instead
was poaching our clients
and taking our partners.
Yeah, that's gross.
And I do think it was a, like, and from going forward now that we know that he's losing
in court over this kind of shit, like all the colleges and universities, all the other
law firms, other media places like should stand together and not be fucking afraid.
Yeah, Harvard through the first brick-and-stone wall.
I've always said that.
In Maine, Janet Mills, governor of Maine,
remember Trump yelled at her in the governor's meeting
because he was going to freeze funding.
He tried to freeze funding in Maine, education,
because she was not abiding by his trans policies.
And just one court, and the government had to back down.
And they unfroze the funding in Maine.
So looks like you can take on Trump
and not have to worry about it. Yeah, I mean, look, yes, until there's a fucking fire
or flood or natural disaster.
And like, everybody should fight, but like we shouldn't,
like the point was never that these people
thought they couldn't win in court.
I think they all believed that they could win in court.
It's just whether or not Donald Trump
is gonna abuse his power and make like difficult
on other matters, right?
Whether it's in Michigan, whether there's more.
He will, and he will.
And he will.
But you have to fight anyway.
The point is-
That's why you need, that is the purpose of collective action.
Yes.
Right?
Like that is why you need to go find allies and you need to stand together because he is not as powerful if they all stand together.
That's right.
Of course, his favorite target is still immigrants.
There are now multiple reports that the administration is looking at more places to deport people
beyond El Salvador, including Libya, Rwanda, Angola, Equatorial Guinea, and Moldova, even
if the people who'd be deported to these countries have never stepped foot in them.
Marco Rubio basically confirmed this last week saying, quote, the further away from
America the better.
Trump also hasn't forgotten about the people he calls our quote, homegrown criminals.
In a Sunday Truth social post that seems to have caught
everyone by surprise, Trump directed his administration
to quote, in all caps, rebuild and open Alcatraz.
Because our country quote, will no longer be held hostage
to criminals, thugs and judges
that are afraid to do their job.
In the Oval on Monday, Trump talked at length
about the inspiration behind his plan to reopen
the notorious San Francisco prison facility. Let's listen.
How will you use it? How did you come up with the idea?
Well, I guess I was supposed to be a movie maker.
We're talking, we started with the movie making, it will end.
I mean, it represents something very strong, very powerful in terms of law and order.
Alcatraz is, I would say, the ultimate, right?
Alcatraz, Sing Sing, and Alcatraz, the movies.
You look at it, it's sort of,
you saw that picture that was put out,
it's sort of amazing.
But it sort of represents something
that's both horrible and beautiful,
and strong and miserable, weak.
It's got a lot of qualities that are interesting.
Alcatraz contains multitudes.
I've always said that.
He's an artist.
Let him cook.
The independent reported that Trump
announced the Alcatraz reopening
just a couple hours after Escape from Alcatraz aired on PBS.
That's awesome.
So causation is in correlation, but you know.
I would like to imagine he's watching PBS.
I think he's got the John, he met with John Voight,
he's thinking about movies, he's got the whole, yeah.
It's, I just hope they don't, they keep the tours.
Well, you gotta keep the tour.
It's a museum, I've been down, you've been down trends?
Yeah, over a million people a year ago there,
it makes money, there'd be a huge loss of tourist revenue.
But also, they closed the prison in 1963,
because it was three times more expensive
than normal prisons,
because you have to take everything there by boat.
And also you have to take your sewage back by boat.
It's really expensive.
This is so stupid.
It's a fucking cold ass boat ride.
I remember, we went in August and it was still cold.
Oh, well that's San Francisco for you.
That's why you don't want to live there.
I really, among other problems, a lot of fags,
but the, but it's so funny just like, again,
you'd like propose this incredibly stupid thing and then you have to walk through, well actually logistically, it's so funny, just like, again, he like proposed this incredibly stupid thing
and then you have to walk through,
well, actually logistically, it's quite expensive.
It's been a museum, it's a museum.
It's a San Francisco museum.
Let's not turn this museum back into a prison
because we are not, are you boys under the impression
that we have a huge problem
of people escaping from our jails?
No. No.
In fact, more people escaped from Alcatraz
than escaped from any of our super max prisons, which are perfectly fine, that have been bigger, on fact, more people escaped from Alcatraz than escaped from any of our supermax prisons,
which are perfectly fine,
that have been bigger, on land, easier.
He just needs to, look,
Democrats are not fighting back enough
on just him fighting regular crime.
There always has to be another threat, right?
This is the whole, because he's an authoritarian,
and so we always have to be just on the verge
of being overrun by criminals.
Like, we can put him in our supermax prisons forever if we want.
Yeah, this one isn't even a threat to me. It's just like a headline grab.
It's like, I don't know, reopen Al Capone. I don't care at all.
No, I like that tour.
Yeah, it's a good tour. You're right.
Kids go there, they get to walk around.
I was talking to someone in Gavin.
It's a little bit strange when you think about it.
It is a little bit strange.
Now that I think about it, I haven't thought about it.
But Al Capone went there. It's a real suffering this. And I was like, have you seen any like economic assessments of what he's like? Why are we talking about this? Seriously? This is not a serious idea.
Also the, but the Rwanda piece of tending migrants to Rwanda,
I just want to point out was a Boris Johnson idea from 2022.
They were trying to send people who sought asylum in the UK to Rwanda
and then forcing them to go through their legal processes.
And then they were trying to get them to go through their legal processes.
And then they were trying to get them to go through their legal processes.
And then they were trying to get them to go through their legal idea from 2022. They were trying to send people who sought asylum
in the UK to Rwanda and then forcing them
to go through their legal process.
And if they were granted asylum,
they would have to stay there.
So we're stealing this one from the floppy-haired idiot
across the pond.
Livia, that's a good one.
And just, we're just really, really safe places.
And so this is, you know, like we are constantly
conflating what he's doing to people
by sending them to El Salvador.
This would just be deporting people to these places
and that would be where they'd have to rebuild their lives.
And presumably it would be because their home country
wouldn't take them back.
Although none of that makes sense
because my understanding is that Venezuela
is now taking deportation flights
that leave out of Honduras.
They just didn't wanna send their planes
to the United States because they was concerned
under the Alien Enemies Act that those assets
could be seized by the US government
and claimed under forfeiture.
Also over the weekend, I believe this was part
of the Washington Post reporting, the investigation,
is that it turns out their discussions
with Venezuela were going well,
even when they ended up sending people to CCOT.
Venezuela was willing to take some.
Well, yeah, Rick Cornell,
like former human Twitter troll came to life,
became a person, wanted to be Secretary of State,
didn't get the job, but he was going down
on these little missions to go see Maduro
and trying to get back people, Americans who were in prison.
And he tweeted, I think like the day
they sent all these Venezuelans to El Salvador that he had gotten
a deportations agreement signed with the Maduro government.
And it really is why like, I don't like talking about this
in terms of immigration,
cause it's not about immigration.
It's not even about deportations.
Even renditions is hard cause renditions like
they're trying to get intelligence out of the person.
This is just literally, just literally sending people
to a prison for the rest of their lives
in a foreign country based on no trial,
no due process, nothing.
That's what it is.
And as the, you know, Trump today is saying,
oh, we're gonna give everybody a thousand dollars
if they self-deport, threatening to send migrants
to countries that they have no familiarity with.
A lot of this is about
scaring people. Yes, for sure. Terrifying people into not coming and if they are here to leave, I think that's partly why they
won't give an inch even in these, even where they've already admitted like in Abreu Garcia,
that case that they've made a mistake. It is all about instilling fear in people as a means of
getting people to never come
or leave.
And there's just a dehumanizing aspect to this too, whether it's intentional or not.
I believe it's intentional, but I mean there was some crime on the subway in New York and
they were all out there.
Stephen Miller, the White House, Caroline Lovett, like screaming at the New York Times
for not detailing the person's immigration status who committed the crime and like demanding that the New York Times
— so now I guess every time someone commits a crime in this country, we need to know exactly
what their immigration status is.
This is also behind the whole he's not — he'll never be a Maryland man, he'll never be a
Maryland father, he's MS-13.
So like you can't even now say that immigrants who aren't here legally, you can't say like,
where they live in the United States
or where they're from or the fact that their parents,
the only identifier has to be that they are illegal
and not here.
By the way, the crime that they were all tweeting about
that happened in the New York subway
was a man raping a corpse.
Yes.
And the mega people were like,
why did you say he was an illegal immigrant?
I'm sorry, that's not the part of that story
that worries me the most.
That's not the part that shocks my conscience,
his immigration status.
Also, if we're gonna, I mean,
we're gonna start listing everyone's immigration status
that commits a crime in this country,
it's not gonna look good for what they're trying
to prove here.
Right.
Since that's not, since most of the crimes
aren't talked about as an immigrant. And wait till they hear who commits crimes in women's prove here. Right. Since that's not, since most of the crimes aren't, I'm not talking as an immigrant.
And wait till they hear who commits crimes
in women's restrooms.
Right.
No, seriously, it's like this is their playbook, right?
Like if a crime is committed by one of their unsavories,
that's really important.
If it's not, it shouldn't be mentioned at all.
That's bad.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
Two announcements before we do that.
We got a new book from Crooked Media Reads.
Our friend Amanda Lippman has written When We're in Charge, The Next Generation's
Guide to Leadership. It drops next week, May 13th. Amanda's the co-founder of Run for Something,
so she has more experience than almost anyone in helping young people get into leadership
positions. She talked to a ton of people for the book, everyone from Maxwell Frost to Teen
Vogue's Versa Sharma. It's a fascinating book, essential for anyone considering that next step.
Interviewed Amanda a couple weeks ago on Pod Save America.
You can pre-order the book right now at Crooked.com
slash books or wherever you get your books.
Also some exciting love it or leave it shows coming up in LA.
What do we got?
What do you think?
On May 8th, I believe you guys are gonna be
at the Dynasty Typewriter.
We have a bunch of great shows lined up in LA.
We're gonna, some surprise, very special guests,
will be at Dynasty Typewriter this Thursday.
Then next week we'll be at Flappers in Burbank.
We have, I think Sarah Silverman.
Yeah.
And wait, you have it.
Who else is gonna be there?
Sarah Silverman, Lamorne Morris.
Oh, Lamorne Morris.
Lamorne Morris and Esther Povitsky.
Oh, great.
That's gonna be an awesome show.
That's a great show.
So yeah, we're gonna be at Flappers.
Flapper, that's a fun name.
I never even heard of Flappers. It's a comedy club. So yeah, we're gonna be at Flappers. Flappers, that's a fun name. I never even heard of Flappers.
It's a comedy club.
Cool, grab your tickets now.
Yeah.
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20th, right, but available for pre-sale now.
That's right.
Yeah.
Chastain, Buddha Judge, great to see you.
Nice to see you.
You're also the bestselling author of a young adult memoir called I Have Something to Tell
You.
Yeah.
Folks can pick that one up too.
Thanks.
Thank you for making the trip to LA. Happy to be here. I know it's not an easy thing when you have little to tell you. Yeah. So folks can pick that one up too. Thanks. Thank you for making the trip to LA. Happy to be here.
I know it's not an easy thing
when you have little kids at home.
In fact, that's kind of the point of the book
in a lot of ways.
Yeah.
I hope you don't mind if I give listeners
just a little peek behind the curtain here.
So I called Chastain, was it Monday night?
We had just recorded Paz de America.
I called you at like 430 Pacific.
Yeah.
And you would just put the kids down
and we were kind of like commiserating over the battle
that can be bedtime and like patting ourselves on the back
for getting it done.
And I hear this adorable little voice in the back.
It's like, daddy, who are you talking to?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like the kids in The Shining.
I turned around and they're just two twins standing around.
I didn't even hear them come down the stairs.
Just jailbreak.
Yes. And they're really into talking about our friends right now.
OK.
So they'll be like, who are you talking to?
Are you talking to your friends?
Or if we're FaceTiming one another,
if I'm FaceTiming the kids back home,
they'll say, if I was FaceTiming them right now,
they'd be like, can I see your friends?
Even if they had not met anybody in this room,
and they would have to say hello to everybody.
I think that's good.
I think that's great.
Do they manipulate you at bedtime
the way my daughter does me, just like for extra seconds?
Extra seconds.
Hours.
Hours, yeah.
The other night, I think I'd read Lizette like 10 books.
Like the stack just gets higher every single night.
So I read through all the books,
Hannah comes in to say good night.
She has this little stuffed animal called pink lovey.
It's a little bunny, right?
We sleep with it every night.
We have like four of them because pink lovey gets like kind of nasty and
you got to wash pink lovey, but God forbid you don't have pink lovey at bedtime.
So sometimes she'll tell us she wants not that pink lovey, but that
other identical pink lovey.
And she started to fake cry, but then halfway through made herself crack up.
Yeah.
And we just like had this moment where we like,
all were laughing about knowing she was manipulating us.
And it was just like funniest thing too.
Oh wow.
Yeah, I'm done, I'm screwed.
She's got me just.
The floor around Gus's bed is like 30 stuffies.
And like people just give them to you
and they just keep giving them to you. And it's really hard to make them go away.
And then he doesn't have a favorite one though,
so every night it's like, I want little bear.
And I have now learned that little bear
is the tiny white bear, because there's 15 bears in there.
But of course, it's always the one that you can't find.
100%.
You have to turn the lights back on, look under the bed.
Yeah, it's a journey.
So your book, Papa's Coming Home,
it's a very sweet bedtime story about a young family
welcoming dad home from a work trip.
And by the way, I appreciate that you guys,
the dog is like a fully fledged family member.
I love that, that's how we are too.
Why did you write the book and what's
the deeper message for the parent reading the book?
Yeah. Our kids are about to turn four,
so it's weird to think that I wrote this book,
I believe before they turned two.
I was coming home from a work trip
and had been thinking about writing a children's book because I had
asked around for books that looked like our family.
As you know, you read 15 books every night, so it would be great if
just one of those books featured a family that looked like ours. And we
came up short. There are a couple good ones out there. And it was also
important to me that, you know, the lesson in the book was just a family loves each
other. Unconditional love for your child. It wasn't kind of punching you in your face with like the morals. Right.
So I was on an airplane and the idea came to me
how excited I was to get home
and how excited my kids might be that I'm coming home.
And that was it.
I just wanted a nice sweet story, especially for bedtime.
I was kind of thinking of, you know,
the book that incorporates that message of unconditional love for your kid,
but also with, you know, some silly things in there
that they're gonna latch onto.
Yeah, it's very cute. I think the little kids,
they'll like the way the story escalates.
I don't want to ruin the ending for anybody.
Yeah, they helped me write it, right?
Because there's so many things that they decided to bring
to the airport to greet Papa with,
and that was fun to work with Gus and Penelope
and I would workshop it and see if they'd giggle or not.
Perfect, I love it.
Yeah.
You talk about the need for representation
in books like this.
Yeah.
Republicans, they love to make LGBT parents
the focus of their attacks, their culture war,
like things they're demagoguing.
You and Pete get singled out in like very terrible ways
by some of these horrible people.
How do you deal with it?
Is that something you have to talk to your kids about?
Well, luckily no, right now.
I can shield them from the internet.
There are only three.
You know, we try in our house
to leave the discourse at the door.
It's very hard.
It doesn't need to be at the dinner table.
It doesn't need to be in the minivan on the way to school.
We don't need to be talking about, you know,
negativity while our kids are around.
Yeah, like another thing about Tucker Carlson, Gus.
Yeah, well, like, you know, the kids are talking to you
and there's like spaghetti flying at the dinner table,
right, it's like, hey, did you see this crazy thing
that, you know, Caroline Levitt decided to say,
say like, why does that need to be in our kitchen?
Why does that need to be at our door?
I'm no stranger to the attack,
but I have always believed that the best thing
that we can do for our community and our family
is just to live our lives authentically,
to show people who we are.
We're just like every other family,
going about our day, reading 15 books at bedtime.
And you know, there's probably a lot of applesauce
and mac and cheese stuck to our kitchen table chairs,
just like yours.
And to the dog.
The dog is a good dog.
Buddy loves it.
Buddy's like a Roomba.
Yeah, my dog is gaining 15 pounds probably,
but her fur is just, you know,
finally you think you've got her groomed,
because it's like, you know, there's constellations
in there. Yeah.
The book is coming out at a time when books like yours
are being targeted, challenged, banned, taken to court.
What is it like to debut this book
while the Supreme Court is hearing this case
at Mahmood versus Taylor,
where parents are trying to pull kids out of lessons
with just LGBT characters like this?
Yeah, I mean, I started writing it,
like I mentioned, two years ago,
so I didn't see the Supreme Court case coming, and now, of course, it's coming out in a couple weeks.
And I just keep thinking about what a kid like ours might feel sitting in a classroom
where someone says, like, I don't want to read that.
I don't want my kids exposed to that when it's simply a book about two loving parents
going about their day, and at the end of the day, loving their children unconditionally.
So, you know, I'm really disappointed,
especially to see that the conservative Supreme Court
seems to be favoring the parents in this particular case.
As a former teacher myself,
I think that's gonna put a lot of unnecessary burden
on teachers and schools.
I mean, the school district in that particular case
already said they tried it, right?
And it failed, it didn't work.
It was so cumbersome to constantly deal with those.
Communicating what's gonna be in the lesson
and letting people opt out.
And then like where does the line get drawn?
Like I wanna pull my kids out of lessons about evolution
or like how many permission slips are we sending every day or every week to pull our kids out of lessons about evolution or how many permission slips are we sending
every day or every week to pull our kids out of certain lessons. So again, this book, it was very
important to me that this is a Father's Day book. It's just a book about two dads who love their
kids. I think it's like a modern American family. And so I hope that other families will enjoy it.
I hope it brings a lot of joy to bedtime.
But again, I'm not naive and understand
what we're up against as a community and as a country.
So not to be like the guy out here hawking his book,
but a great thing that you can do is request books
like this at your library and at your school,
because I do think it represents who we are as Americans.
And there's room for everybody at the table.
And also it works, you know what I mean?
Like it does normalize families that look all kinds of ways.
As an educator, I mean, I imagine when you were teaching
like the kind of libs of TikTok,
kind of like these assaults on teachers,
like they probablys on teachers.
They probably weren't happening.
But I mean, do you talk to educators?
Are they scared of, I don't know,
being singled out, being targeted?
Well, I think this administration
definitely seems to love to go after teachers and families,
making it harder for teachers and harder for families.
Imagine that you're like a 21, 22 year old college graduate
with your bachelor's degree in education
and you're looking around thinking,
okay, I'm ready to start my career in education.
Where am I gonna go?
Places like Florida, probably not as attractive.
You know, places like Oklahoma
that welcome Libs of TikTok in, right?
Who bring her to the table to draft policy. You know, just
a bigoted real estate agent is now the person who's going to be helping draft education
policy. But imagine that college graduate thinking, is this really what I want to do?
Or, you know, what kind of environment are we creating as a country that asks people to step up to the call to become educators, right? You're underpaid, right? It's a really hard job. You don't get
the appreciation and respect. On the way over here in the Uber, I was reading about how
they want to do away with Head Start. Like, you're talking about the most vulnerable kids
in our country. So now you want to take away Head Start. Now you're talking about the most vulnerable kids in our country.
So now you want to take away Head Start.
Now you're putting tariffs on baby goods coming from Asia.
Right?
So now you're making car seats more expensive,
strollers more expensive.
And these are the people in Washington who are screaming
like, have more kids, right?
That's like their weird thing right now.
It's like, well, natalism is real weird.
We'll give you money to have kids,
but then like we can't afford childcare.
We can't afford a stroller.
Yeah.
Right. The rub is it's gotta be Elon Musk's kid, it turns out. To be, yeah. will give you money to have kids, but then we can't afford childcare, we can't afford a stroller, right?
The rub has got to be Elon Musk kid, it turns out.
To be, to come off it.
I thought you were gonna say Elon Musk designed stroller.
No, no, I saw a cyber truck.
Those explode off the truck.
Yeah.
I've experienced the joy and the wonder of being a parent,
and also setbacks and the challenges that go
into the process of trying to become one.
I know that you and Pete have talked about
the adoption process and setbacks you guys had, heartbreak.
Did that, like, what was that experience like for you?
Did it cause stress between the two of you?
And do you have advice for other parents
like going through the adoption process,
which I know can be tough?
Oh yeah, yeah.
It's so weird to think about that chapter in life now that we have these brilliant, incredible kids
running around our house and just destroying the walls.
But when we were-
Crayons?
Crayons everywhere.
Okay.
They just started.
Yeah.
And I swear, like the other week I was like,
I think they're doing really good with the white walls, right?
And then just like boom, just like cram on everything.
Yeah.
Yeah, jinxed it.
You know, there was a time when Pete and I, we were on a list,
we were on an emergency placement list.
So that's where you sign up and say, you know,
if there's a call in the middle of the night,
in our case where a kid is left at the hospital, the hospital works with an adoption agency to make an adoption plan. So a parent might need to be called right away. So we had about 24 hours
notice. They could give you the call and say, hey, you're next on the list, we really need you.
Are you stepping up? Yes or no.
And you have a couple hours to decide.
We had about five adoptions fall through in the
span of a year.
And the really hard part is they tell you not to
plan the nursery.
Don't buy anything because when one of those cases
might inevitably fail, it hurts to look at
the crib, to look at the room, to look at the nursery and have it fall through. So we,
you know, for Christmas and birthdays and stuff, like aunts and uncles and parents,
they couldn't help themselves, right? And so they'd start getting things. And it did,
it always hurt seeing those things in the corner. You
get the call in the middle of the night, there's a situation, are you guys ready to step up?
We'd say yes, and then, you know, it turned into 1 a.m., 2 a.m., 4 a.m., 8 a.m., we wouldn't
hear back, and then ultimately something changed, where you think you're going to be parents
and then you're not. But then it works out. And, you know, whatever God you believe in
or however you come to religion or believe, I think, like, the star is just aligned. And
then one day you're standing in a hospital room and you're holding your kids. But there
were multiple nights along the way
where there was some heartbreak.
But then, my God, as you know, that moment you hold them,
there's nothing like it.
Yeah, no, I know exactly the feelings you're talking about,
like get that stroller out of this house.
I don't ever wanna fucking see it again.
We had that.
And then there's also the moment you meet your kids.
And in a weird way, you're like, okay,
everything that came before this had to happen,
should have happened because it brought you here.
All the heartbreak, everything that gets you
to the point you're in.
That's beautiful chaos now.
It's like, you want it so bad.
And we wanted to be parents so bad.
And that's the thing that I felt like I kept saying to them.
They had some health complications after they were born.
We were in the hospital for quite some time.
RSV?
Before the RSV.
So after they were born, we were in the hospital
for almost two weeks.
And we went home, and then I got RSV.
That's when Gus wound up on the ventilator.
I just remember holding them and like, you're so loved.
Like you are so wanted in this world.
Like just looking at them, they were like barely five pounds, they were premature.
And just thinking how badly we wanted that and how loved that they were and that they
were going to be.
This huge community excited to welcome them. And then, yeah, you fast forward.
It's like, why is there a magnet tile like under
my pillow, you know?
You step on another Lego and you're like,
ah, did you, do you, do you put in for twins?
Was that in a miraculous accident?
Like, how's that work?
Yeah, I was, um, helping my dad and helping is,
is doing a lot of work here.
My dad was a, a floor in our basement and I needed to go to Lowe's to get some more tile.
Sure.
And I was driving to Lowe's.
As one does in Michigan.
Right.
Just me.
Hammer.
Tools and stuff.
And I get a call from the adoption agency and immediately panic because
whenever I see that number come up, it usually means like there's going to be a heartbreak.
I just know like that's that was my history with it, right? So talking to the social worker
and I say, you know, here's the situation. And they said, like, are you sitting down?
I was like, well, I'm driving to Lowe's right now. And they're like, okay, well, like pull over,
like don't crash, you know, like it's twins.
I was just like, oh shit.
What a curve ball.
Yeah, so I had to, so Pete was on a work trip
and I remember like pacing outside this gas station
and I called him and he's like, hello.
I was like very formal.
It's like, hey, the adoption agency just called and it's our turn.
Like they think it's real this time.
And like here's the situation.
I'm giving them all the details.
I'm like, and by the way, like, are you ready for this?
Are you sitting down?
It's twins.
And it's just silent.
And then I just hear him go, OK, well, thanks
so much for that information.
And I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Oh, no.
And I was like.
He had some serious meetings.
Yeah, I was like, are you around?
A lot of other people.
And he's like, yep.
He's like, OK, call me back.
And then it turns out he's on an airplane. And he's like, he, call me back. And then it turns out he's on an airplane.
And he's like, he's somewhere out west
and he couldn't call me back until he like lands
at the next spot and had to like turn around,
get on a red eye, come home and meet me at the hospital.
But yeah, the twins thing really threw a wrench
in everything.
Incredible.
You and Pete, you walk this tight rope
of your public figures.
You're also millennial dads who spent half your life
on social media.
I know for me, I struggle with,
I got a cute video of my daughter
and I wanna post it on whatever.
Oh yeah.
But then I know it's in the world forever
and strangers will see it
and my kids don't have a say in that decision.
How do you navigate that?
Yeah, one of the things that bugs me the most
about being a public person,
the thing that people say to me that bugs me the most
is when they say,
I wanna see more pictures of those kids.
It's like, you don't, they're not yours.
You're not entitled to access to them.
And it kinda creeps me out.
And I know that maybe that's coming from a really good place.
Like they're so happy for you
and they want to see how happy they are.
But I don't know if you've read Jonathan Haidt's book,
The Anxious Generation.
No, but I've read enough takes on it
to feel like I have a good sense.
Yeah, but you know, my kids can't consent to that.
Like they can't consent to having their face online.
And like in a digital age, like I've seen enough deep fakes of my husband and I
that like I don't need to put my kids on the internet.
One, because they can't consent to like being on the internet.
And two, I don't want people messing with them.
And you know even when we were in Washington,
I remember we were taking them to the Easter egg roll.
We were so excited and like picking out outfits
and Pete's mom was with us,
it was gonna be a big family day.
And the moment we came out of the White House,
I sort of had a panic attack,
because for some reason,
all morning I hadn't thought about the press.
It's like open press, yeah.
And the moment we walked out,
there's just a flood of cameras.
And my heart sank, because I just, I didn't think about it.
And then, sure enough, the next day,
they were on the cover of the Washington Post.
I got my cousin Easter egg roll tickets in like 2011,
and then in 2012, I was like,
hey, Jeremy, you want to go back?
And he's like, no, we're good.
Yeah.
It was a lot for me.
Yeah, and plus, like, you're just on, you know,
like it's really hard to feel like you're having
an authentic family experience
when people are photographing you.
Right, of course.
You know, just the constant click of the camera
and you're just trying to protect your kids.
Totally.
So, yeah, it's, you know, you want people to see your joy
and your happiness and like, I like talking about dad life,
but there's still an element of that that kind of creeps me out. Yeah it's a fuzzy
line. Yeah. It's hard to know where to draw it. Yeah.
Speaking of more personal questions on a podcast by strangers who keeps the baby
monitor on? You didn't ask for you didn't ask for pictures. That's right. That's my next question.
Who keeps on the the Nanit or the baby monitor at night? Or do you guys, do you trade off?
Well, we don't need it now.
I mean, like.
You're fully done with the?
Yeah.
I guess they get out of bed and they IRL wake you up.
Oh yeah, and I've like, lately, I just sleep through it.
I feel really bad.
It's like, people will be like,
oh Penelope had a really bad dream last night
and she woke me up at like two, like, what?
I didn't hear any of that.
That's awesome that you can do that.
Which makes me feel really bad.
But yeah, I mean, they'll come get us.
And Gus is like, you know, up with the sun.
It's usually like 5.55 on the dot.
He's up.
He's singing.
He goes downstairs and gets his like little power tools.
He's got this like little drill, you know? Yup, I know that. And he's fixing things around power tools. He's got this little drill.
And he's fixing things around our bedroom.
Penelope, she's a teenager.
You have to drag her out of bed to get ready for school in the morning.
My kids, last night I think Lizzy was kind of chirping on the nanite at 10, 2, 30, 3, 30, and then at 5.
The whole family was just up.
We've got to get them to sleep in.
There's two modes. they will go down at seven
Like they're they're wiped and they just go down or they were gonna be up till ten battle. Yeah, I know the feeling
Are you gonna enter the Manosphere podcast universe on your book tour the way Pete has is this not the man?
Oh, yeah, I don't know. Maybe the beta Manosphere the Rogan Theo von Flaygren. Are you doing any of those?
I don't think I need to I'm glad Pete is I'm glad he is too Oh, maybe the beta Manosphere. The Rogan, Theovon, Flagrin, are you doing any of those?
I don't think I need to.
I'm glad Pete is.
I'm glad he is too.
I thought I listened to the whole Flagrin thing.
The whole thing?
Okay, you know, it's 75% of it.
Yeah, I opened it and I was like, oh no.
I got in this weird Twitter back and forth
with Andrew Schultz about it too,
because I was like, I tweeted that I was,
I thought it was good that Pete went on.
I guess I described it as like unfriendly territory.
Yeah. And that was maybe, I think, an unfair short-handing
of their political beliefs.
Yeah.
But I do think, like, I don't know.
I am glad he's going on these shows.
I'm trying to force myself on these shows.
I do think, what's the point of talking about only people
we care about?
I think it shows a side of him that a lot of people
hadn't seen before.
When he was mayor, you have to talk to everybody, right?
We live in northern Michigan, you talk to everybody.
And this is one thing I really admire about him,
is he can talk to anybody, and he can hold his own.
And I love, I love when you hear the host go,
oh, oh, I had no idea, you know?
Like, he's, not only is he like surviving
in that environment, but he's actually teaching him something.
Yeah, he was thriving. He got a fire, clip that. he's actually teaching him something. He was thriving.
He got a fire, clip that.
He's also good at, that was a quote,
he's also good at just pretending he didn't hear
the thing he doesn't want to respond to.
You know, like the dude in the fourth row
chirping kind of sexual innuendo or whatever,
and he's like, yep, it's gonna.
Yeah, that's just, yeah.
I feel like every time I go to the gym, I'm in the manosphere, because it's just like, yeah, it's gonna do that. Yeah, that's just, yeah. I feel like every time I go to the gym,
I'm in the manosphere,
because it's just like, yeah,
it's like innuendos flying,
and like jokes flying.
I can only keep up with like half of them.
Yeah, that's his professional and personal life,
because he probably,
it's probably getting that for me too.
Like I'm just like a constant, you know,
roll of puns and jokes.
And so he's pretty good at tuning out
what he doesn't want to respond to.
It's a necessity in this weird world we're all in.
There's a lot of commentary on Pete's new beard.
Yeah.
I'm a fan.
Fan?
I love it, yeah.
I can't grow one.
Me either.
But now, I can usually let it go two days,
where it's not terrible.
But I can go to the grocery store and go to Meijer,
and no one's going to say,
well, he's really letting himself go.
But now I feel like since Pete does have a beard,
if I even let my stubble grow for one day,
they'd be like, oh, he's trying too.
Oh, he's doing it.
I'm not.
No, I just was really lazy today.
You're doing the same z's.
Yeah, I just get a patchy thing here and then.
Yeah, it's not good.
It's not good.
It's not great.
I'm waiting for it to work.
It doesn't.
He's like a teenager about it right now.
He'd be like, it's really scratchy, though.
Well, did you put moisture eyes on it?
Did you put the beard balm or beard oil on it?
No.
Oh, that's a thing?
Yeah, it's like, don't.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
I just told him yesterday, stop complaining about something
you're in control of.
Just put the beard balm on it.
Shave it, pal.
Yeah, do whatever you want.
What do you think?
Should he keep it?
I think it'll look good.
I like it.
Yeah.
I don't know. I just wish I could think it'll look good. I like it. Yeah.
I don't know.
I just wish I could grow one.
Seems cool.
Same.
It seems cool.
Yeah.
Just have options.
I've had the same haircut since I was birthed, essentially,
and can't grow a beard.
It sucks.
Barely have eyebrows.
Yeah.
Pete seems like a bit of a workaholic.
Does he drive you crazy if he's home too much?
No. When we moved back from DC, he set up an office
in the basement, so it's really just become
like the Pete cave down there.
It's like the Pete office in the laundry room.
Go hang.
Fold some laundry.
Yeah.
Do some calls with Biden or whatever.
Whatever you do down there.
Yeah.
Whatever you do down there.
That's good.
You guys, anything good on TV, anything you're streaming?
Oh, man.
We just watched
Was episode 2 of The Last of Us of the new season
So I don't want to spoil anything for anybody, but you know
and Finish the White Lotus
Mixed
Can I say one thing sure?
He went in on that pod
flagrant and they were talking about the white lotus,
and he was like, hot take or whatever.
Lachlan should have died.
That was my hot take.
Oh, okay.
And then he just goes on a pod and says it.
When he came home, I was like,
you can't just take my hot take.
You stole your take?
You can't take my hot takes without crediting me.
You were absolutely, spoiler alert,
we were absolutely right.
Oh, you're right, I just spoiled that one.
Well, honestly.
You guys can cut that out.
We'll just take it back to the last question and start over.
There was nothing to spoil.
I love it.
Whatever.
It's been out for long enough.
So long.
Everyone can deal with it.
One month.
Yeah.
I thought, I don't know.
It just didn't do it for me this season.
Really?
It's fine.
I really liked this season.
It's beautiful places, beautifully shot, fun to watch.
Yeah, half of it is just like, yeah.
Travel candy.
Brother's doing that, okay.
What a twist, you know?
But that's Mike White.
He knows what he's doing on that show.
Yeah, he does.
And that's why I like it.
It just slowly builds, and then it all just falls apart.
I've been loving the studio on Apple TV.
It's like Seth Rogen, 30 minute comedy, hilarious,
makes fun, it seems like every terrible TV executive
that they have ever come across makes a cameo in this
and they're just like, it's like a punching bag,
like a Tharsis for them.
That sounds like something I would like.
Highly, highly.
I started The Residence on Netflix, cute.
It's like a murder in the White House.
Oh.
It's like a murder caper.
It was kind of weird, like this, I know I'm gonna hear
the words that are gonna come out of my mouth,
but if you've been to the White House, it is wild.
It's like.
They do it well.
It's done so well.
I'm like, yeah, when you do walk down that stairwell,
that's what it looks like.
That's cool.
And it's like very fast paced and it's very funny.
But we don't really watch a lot of TV together.
We commit to one show to watch together.
And then everything else we're on our own.
More than one is too many.
And also it's so hard to find overlap.
I know what you're saying about watching these shows
and having worked in these places in politics
and then becoming the annoying person about realism.
Like my...
I don't want to be that guy. I'm sorry.
I know. Well, I don't even...
My wife got really into like the ambassador or whatever it was.
Oh, yes. Yeah.
And I'd be like, this is not how it is.
And she's like, I don't care.
They would never email that.
Yeah, sure. Like that.
I remember when Homeland came out,
I was in the White House at the time and I was like
talking to a bunch of people and Obama was there about it.
And we all loved it,
we were like, this guy's fucking texting from the sit room,
come on, man.
That's why this whole Signalgate thing is so wild.
It is so funny.
The ways in which I could not communicate with my husband
when he worked, about mundane stuff.
It's just like, you can do whatever now.
Yeah.
Pete Hegseth is just hammering classified details.
He's copying and pasting from like, sent com emails.
Nothing matters.
Yeah, it's just, you know, Mike Walz is out, though, so.
Some good news.
But didn't he just get, did he get nominated
for UN Ambassador?
He got sent to New York.
Is he out?
They're like, this was really bad,
so we're going to let him go represent our country in front of the United Nations.
That's a good spot to put him in.
It says a lot about what they think about the UN,
that they were trashing this guy.
There's no top secret information at the UN.
No damage can be done there.
Imagine meeting him, hi Mike,
what brings you to the UN?
Oh, well.
Humiliated out of D.C.
I was just sharing confidential information.
Well, listen, Jasson, thank you for joining us today.
You got it.
Pop is coming home, it's out on May 20th.
Everyone pre-order it today.
Oh, thanks.
Buy one for your local library.
I appreciate that, yeah, support your local library.
Support your local library and thank you for coming in.
Appreciate that. Yeah, support your local library. Support your local library, and thank you for coming in. Appreciate it. That's our show for today.
Thanks, Chastain, for joining.
Dan and I will be back with a new show on Friday.
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