Podcast: The Ride - Disneyland Pride Nite with Henry Gilbert
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Forever!
Dog!
Warning! The following podcast may include
Leather Daddy Aliens,
oddly understocked Rainbow Foodstuffs,
and the serving of a C-word
that doesn't stand for what you think.
Henry Gilbert from Talking Simpsons
brings us a special trip report
from Disneyland Pride Night
on Podcast The Ride.
And you know something?
You can't spell Podcast The Ride without pride.
I'm Scott Gairdner.
Yeah, that makes you think, right, Mike Carlson?
It makes me think of all the letters that are involved in the name.
It's kind of the primary.
It's been in front of us the whole time.
That's right.
We've never thought about it.
Jason Sheridan.
Yeah, and we're only giving, we're only putting out two episodes in all of June, just as this event gets two nights out of a whole month.
Yes, I think if listeners think back, they will note that we only put out those two episodes.
Yeah.
Because we wanted to, yeah, in order to line up with the Pride event.
How else do we show our support? It doesn't sound right, but it is right, I guess, if Jason said it. You go, yeah, in order to line up with the Pride event. How else do we show our support?
It doesn't sound right, but it is right, I guess, if Jason said it.
Yeah, it is. You go, but no, go check. Go check. You'll see.
So today we're talking about Disneyland Pride Night,
a fairly new event, a recently held event as we record this,
and as you're hearing it just a couple days later,
and an event that was just attended by our guest who is in town on podcast thread for the first time in person for the first time solo
uh from talking simpsons and what a cartoon it's henry gilbert hello hey hello i'm claire bell the
cow super fan all right let's see you bust those claire bell moves i know the listeners can't hear
it but oh look at it wow Wow. He's going wild.
It is so Clarabelle-esque.
That would go viral on TikTok if we posted it, but we weren't filming.
Thanks for joining us, Henry.
It's good to see you.
Oh, no.
It's great to see you guys, too.
We recorded in person on the Talking Simpsons podcast six years ago.
Was it that long ago? like in on the talking simpsons podcast like six years ago when you guys you like rented a little
like airbnb by warner brothers right next to warner brothers so it's been that long since
we've seen you in person yeah wow no and i've been a a at-home podcaster uh remotely for so
long with this like i feel like you guys are still on a screen away from oh yeah i can't
physically touch you oh Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's the thrill.
Like, that's, you know, anything can happen.
We can all get up and touch each other whenever we want.
That's true.
Just make something happen.
I poke Jason a lot during recordings.
Yeah.
Just like, Jason, come on.
I have the bruises to show for it.
Yeah.
Even just doing two episodes this month, he's like upped his po-king.
Jason doubling down.
If we say it enough.
Oh, yeah, it'll work.
So, yeah, well, you're in town
giving non-screened podcasting a try,
which we're happy about.
But you're also,
you've done like a ton of theme parking
in addition to Pride pride now we're
talking a little bit before we started uh anything you want to you've probably been you've been at
theme parks more than we have recently i'd say anything anything from your travels you want to
shout out man i've done so much yes so you know i had been a californian for for 17 years and now
i've moved to seattle and so i kind of missed the like and i was in the bay area but it was nice back then to know oh an hour flight and i'm right here and can go to a theme park you know the and
my husband and i are big theme park people uh but we hadn't been in in a while though we did go to
tokyo disneyland uh in january which actually christmas day we spent christmas day at tokyo
disney that's a smart
use of christmas that's good that's cool it was great but yeah now this uh this was our first big
trip in a while and uh and we did the the mickey's runaway railway man oh what a good ride that was
so yeah good right on yeah i know that seems pretty universally acclaimed other than by my
three-year-old who was the way than three-year-old who was really terrified by it.
Imagine that tornado sequence in the eyes of a three-year-old.
And when you're just like afraid of the dark in general, he definitely held it together.
Then we got off and just erupted.
But that also shows you it's an effective and immersive ride because he thought it was really happening.
Yeah, but a lot of dark in it for sure.
That is true.
Yeah, yeah.
And while the line is like, you know, as a person who does animation podcasts, like the
line is so full of like little details that are so cool.
Like, I mean, just also I'm a huge Goofy movie fan.
And so like there's like three or four posters that are just goofy movie references like the uh
the freaky friday one and the high school musical parody one they're just like characters from goofy
movie that is so cool to see which themselves like more recent references you gotta like that
they are acknowledging the last 25 30 years of walt disney pictures and not just kind of like
it's mary poppins and then it's uh
nothing after that yeah though i also felt old in the line because there was like uh there was a lot
of people in their 20s at at pride night there uh who and when they're in the line and see the
mickey's playhouse show which was like came out there's a mickey's playhouse section of it
and which came out what i was like in my 20s
and then they are looking at it like oh my god that's my childhood right there i was like oh
oh wanted to die yes some of these get rough these generational switch heads for sure goofy
movie is no longer the like cool hip reference anymore it's more for the 30s and 40s mike this
is news to me i don't want to say it it may not
aim to say it but i'm just saying that used to be like oh you know what's actually good is goofy
movie and that's what the hip young people were saying something with paulie shore in it is no
longer considered hip i'm sorry to say it to the audience you haven't thought about it think about
it now uh oh but outside of disney uh we i went to universal to do the i did the 60th anniversary
tour which is a lot of fun it's really good though it makes it it makes that last bit of
the fast and furious ride even shittier like it's like the last because basically they have a few
updated things and much cool updated videos for it and then they have a stop down to like get
photos for like the gram, like all of these,
you know, like, oh, pose with, they put the, you know, the big Bruce shark, like you can
pose with it like you used to in Orlando, you know?
And, and here's Dominic Toretto's car and then get in King Kong's hand.
Is it just one zone?
That's the like, get out, take pictures zone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Basically you do earthquake, which that was cool. That earthquakes open again too yeah yeah and then after refreshed although that bums me
out because it doesn't look like 1987 anymore yeah it is sad it looks like like 10 years ago
bart station now instead of like 70s at least it's at least it's not current i just don't want it to
be current that's my main yeah you you were happy there's like a cinderella man poster yeah yeah yes theme parks are meant to be at least a little bit out of date yeah yeah
but i like our guide presented as uh as now this is uh i think it's studio 15 he's like studio 15
now this used to have earthquake ride but we've changed it now and it's we're shooting something
else here and now hey wait a minute oh oh like so that's good it uh the tour
guide was great like he i really look i don't want to guess the sexuality this is the pride
episode but he was he called himself a southern bell when he was describing how much he loves like
being in the western set so i was like he seemed like a very effeminate guy he was having a good time and uh it was i i
love that indiana tour guide oh that's nice that's good but but yeah you get you have a stop off to
get your instagram pictures and then you get back on and then the only thing they got left is the
fast and furious part and i'm just like god i wish i could just get off now if they gave you
the option yeah would you like a golf cart to take you the rest of the way
skip what you know is coming oh and ted ted has a new sign that's like we celebrate 60 years of
the tour and oh wow i was like oh my god ted's got a new sign wow wow wow uh yeah i feel like
we oh god i was just gonna say it's in the same spot ted has always been i think yeah ted's in the same spot but now he's got a sign what was celebrating 60 years of the
studio tour make sure there wasn't a new ted no i i don't think it's a new ted but yeah uh you know
what's been a nice thing maybe you guys have noticed this because we all live pretty near
universal studios and just kind of a fun little like a dash of color in in the surrounding areas
right now is that sometimes it happened to me right before I came over I was at a coffee shop
and a bus went by and the bus a lot of buses around here are decked out like the glamour tram
like full bus wrap of the red and white and so and like it was parked this morning in such a way
that I couldn't even see the front and there was a minute and like it was parked this morning in such a way that i couldn't
even see the front and there was a minute where i kind of bugged out like is that did the tram get
loose is it lost is it out on the street uh but it's not and and the you know and our beloved
care our beloved woody woodpecker you'll see on it uh just just brightens up the town you know
yeah it was it was really great and i also did the uh the warner studio tour which i'd
never done before which is fun you get to see all the things back when warner brothers like made
movies instead of like shelving them and not releasing them tax write-offs although they
should i mean how cool would it be to see the like and in there are the is the shelf that coyote
versus acme is sitting on there you want to see Do you want to help us destroy it? We got hammers.
This is the Lee C drive.
The orange rubbery hard drive that used to contain a screener copy.
There's like an urn full of the Batgirl hard drive that you just have sitting on a shelf.
And they're like, that's the remains of Batgirl.
Unreleasable.
Yeah.
It was fun though the the right though they really you can see how
they market it towards like the international folks who are coming there because they're like
it's like half friends they're like there's an entire like here's we built a central perk you
can take pictures in and here's like the friend's fountain and a couch that they uh and though they
have to admit like this isn't the real fountain we've had to
move the fountain from where it used to be and this is where we put it for the uh the reunion
special and all that oh yeah and then also like a ton of harry potter stuff and i'm just like no
thank you and then and then though i think that i think the warner studio tour is stealing valor
because they have like a whole Lord of the Rings section there.
And I'm like, now, come on.
Like, that is a New Line thing.
You guys didn't green light this.
Like, that is not Warner.
They released it, though, technically?
I don't think I even know the association.
They released the Hobbit movies.
And I mean, New Line was owned by Warner by the time Return of the King came out.
So it's not like they don't own it.
But I'm a real stickler
about that. Like with
Fox stuff are you like Disney
doesn't own Alien. Oh man
on Pride Night I was
saying to my husband they play a song
from they play This
Is Me from the World's Greatest Showman
and I was just going like this isn't a
Disney song this is a Fox song
I saw a video of that and I was like wait like this isn't a disney song this is a fox song i saw a video of that
and i was like wait hold on oh yeah i guess yeah like doing the math in my head i i mean well and
it's like oh now it's i guess a 20th century film like that's the branding for it but yeah it was
but yeah the the warner tour the most it was also fun you get to hear different patches of people in
the group like ooh and odd stuff where
she'd say like our tour guide said this is where this is where like 800 episodes of gilmore girls
were filmed and some parts were going like ooh and then then the big bang theory section and then
the and then i love that she was like a big trekkie uh the and she's like now there's no
the only star trek thing here i can name is that the episode next generation
with data in the old west was filmed here like for a fistful of data i think it's called yeah
fistful of data yeah is there old west stuff there i'm sure well she was saying it used to
it got torn down but she's like this was the old west section and it what this is where that was
i think every lot uh because like all in the same neck of the wall,
pretty close to each other, Disney, Warner Brothers, Universal.
And Universal still has some Old West.
Disney's is all gone.
Disney's is all offices.
I didn't know until right now that Warner had Old West
and got rid of so much real estate in the Burbank, Toluca Lake,
whatever you want to call it, North Hollywood area,
was once Western sets. It's the most valuable
land in the world. But every studio needed,
the way that was the thing, because that's something I had to say on the tour,
was that Six Points, Texas,
was where, because there were six different streets that you
could film six different Westerns at the
same time. And can you imagine,
are there six Westerns being filmed at the
same time on the globe today?
Kevin Costner's Rust. Kevin Costner globe today? Kevin Costner's Rust.
Kevin Costner part one.
Kevin Costner part two.
Kevin Costner part three.
Is Yellowstone a Western?
Technically?
Sure.
Let's go with that.
All right.
Let's call it.
They got cowboy hats.
Well, they got the 1893, the spin off of Yellowstone.
Oh, yeah.
The Harrison Ford.
So there's one.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, yeah.
I mean, I feel like they film
western
western
movies about westerns
like Once Upon a Time
in Hollywood
that's what they use
the western set for
oh yeah
so there still have to be
sound stages
towering over
the western set
usually
it's got to be
kind of a double set
it's the only way
I wonder if the tour
at Universal
is the reason
some of that stuff
is still there
because it's almost like
there's an incentive to have a western part just to say, oh, that's the western part of the tour.
It's also sort of perfectly, you know, if you haven't been on the tour or you don't know the area,
like big swaths of the back lot are kind of turning into studio space.
They're like tidying it all up, right?
It used to be switching back and forth between soundstage and theme park.
And now it's kind of like theme park stuff goes over here.
Studio stuff is over here.
Soundstages are over here.
But yeah, I think maybe the Western stuff has survived just because it's like in the middle.
It's like protected.
Yeah.
But they probably, I don't think they need the flash flood a lot.
Like for filming day to day.
I don't think that's getting a lot of use yeah i probably
would be happy to rip it out but but it's a it's in the sealed in the bubble yeah right right i
feel like movies and tv shows are using the crash plane set more than the yes than the old west
do see that where people do try to reappropriate that here and there like on cbs like procedurals
and stuff i feel like i think maybe
is combing through the wreckage like looking for stuff sure yeah and oh and the the the saddest
thing on the warner tour that that uh they actually showed us was like and here's the they
could show us an empty sound stage uh that wouldn't be interrupting anything. And when they got out of there,
they're like, you know what was filmed here?
The Conan show. The TBS
Conan show. I was like, man, this is
extra depressing. It's just empty now.
It's just nothing. Really? Nothing ever went in there?
Nothing's in, at least currently, nothing is in
there. It's also weird that
like, because I remember wondering
when will this show end and when will
they turn off the lights on the place where I worked and where I have a lot of fond memories?
And the answer is, it was just abandoned.
Everybody just dropped their pens and papers one day during pandemic.
They were just out.
And then it went home.
And then it was done at Largo for a little while.
And nobody ever went back to that studio or did anything there.
Just a weird, unceremonious and bizarre
conan's show endings besides the first one none of them are none of them are done with the proper
heralding um well that's sad that's sad to hear i'll try to bounce back well here's a happier
memory there actually for when we sat on the friend's couch we're like well let's get the
friend's couch picture wasn't that important to us but then our the tour guide pointed out oh and you know over there those steps up to a bank
that was used in the batman 66 show every time he went into city hall he ran up these stairs
i'd go like sit on there sometime when i had like constant backlot access like i'm just gonna take
a sandwich over to the Batman steps.
That was a good deal.
It also reminded me how one time I saw a golf cart tour go by once when Conan was outside the studio.
And I watched him just give scarily what anybody would want if you were on the tour, which is it like stopped at a stop sign.
And he said, hey, everyone, it's me conan o'brien from television
your eyes don't deceive you take a look take it all in take photographs and it almost like
was probably purposefully too much she's like can i be so willing to participate in this that it's
scary and it was very fun to watch that show uh occur you out. Yeah, there's a lot of, like, a lot of the sound stages
are Batman and Robin.
Like, if you go and look
at the, like, little plaque
and stuff.
They used, like, everything.
And I think they used
Universal, too.
Yes.
And it says, like,
what I love about it
is it's, like,
Casablanca.
Casablanca!
And then 70 years later,
whatever, 50 years later,
Batman and Robin.
No, yeah, there's,
they, she, our tour guide said, and Robin. No, yeah, there's the achievement. Our tour
guide said, like, and this is where Chris
O'Donnell drove the stolen Batmobile
down the streets.
There was also, the tour
guide had another very funny part where she said,
and you know, this area, this is where Austin
Powers, gold member
filled. Like, she had like a pause, just
a pregnant pause. Bring everybody
down. We're like oh
gold member
I feel good
kind of good
Beyonce
strong cast
Britney's in it
and I got to see
the alleyway
where Spider-Man
did his upside down kiss
that was also
where Purple Rain's
cover was
photographed
I didn't know
either of those
I just learned that
oh that's fascinating
yeah
wow there's so much Hollywood historywood history that's the yeah i love all the little trivia like that's
i've really come to love tour guides on these trips now like who are ready to be asked a really
dorky question about like was any of the matrix shot here which is what i asked and she's like
i guess some i don't know like what well she did now i'm saying
like she had lots of good answers now i'm saying the time she had no good answer but
hard to know everything you try to keep as much in your pocket as you can
there is a very ominous thing by the warner brothers lot right now which is there is like
a three-story vertical billboard that always had the big summer release or the big
barbie for a while yeah barbie and the last time i drove by it was just white it was just nothing
and it's like that's a little too on the nose for this company if you stare closely it's actually
it's just really fine print and it's all of the details of the tax write-off forms that says oh yeah they had to post it somewhere legally they had to post technically
you are looking at the the poster for batgirl yeah it's one of those things where you select
all text and you turn it white but it's on a white background so they're close it's there
what a fun oh you remind me that's something we need to do in the near future is yeah we're doing but it's on a white background. It's there.
What a fun.
You remind me,
that's something we need to do in the near future.
Is that what we're doing?
Well, that's great.
Great travels.
But it seems like the main thing,
or at least the kind of unique thing
happening during your trip specifically,
was Disneyland Pride Night,
which you went on.
I mean, there were two nights of it.
You went on Thursday, you said.
Yeah, I went on Thursday. Yeah, there were two nights of it. You went on Thursday, you said. Yeah, I went on Thursday.
Yeah, so the Pride Night NITE, we had been thinking about going.
So it started last year.
I mean, there's a whole history to it.
But yeah, it started last year, this official Pride Night at Disneyland.
And our friends went to it, our other gay friends,
who are big theme park people, including Nick and alan who i bet are listening to this uh so hey nick
but but they told us how much fun it was and uh that we were like okay we gotta go next year
and also it coincided with my my husband's. So it was kind of a fun birthday trip.
And we're such park people that we're like, all right, let's, we can now see the differences.
And we've watched enough park content of the influencers and whatnot to know like the terminology now.
But so, yeah, we went, you could get in as early as 6, but the stuff didn't start until 9.
And so it's one of those official wristbanded events and everything.
And they kick everybody out.
Just the regular day riff-raff.
Yes.
And this is Disneyland Park only?
There's not a California Adventure?
No, no.
It's only California Adventure, which the most heterosexual california
venture probably is is that that six to nine moment when all the gays are in pride night
yeah yeah and there's no orlando one yet not yet yeah i mean you know that's that's a big thing
apart i mean it's it's florida so yeah and I, you know, personal background here. I can make fun.
I can make the Florida's racist jokes because I grew up in Florida.
I was there, lived there from 10 to 25.
So I can make these jokes.
I'm not just an outsider.
Sure, sure.
You're not doing stolen valor.
Yes.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I think it started at Disneyland Paris, though.
I think they did an official Pride Night first.
Oh, wow.
And then California was decided to get on the, you know, the Rainbow Bucks bandwagon. land paris though i think they did an official pride night first oh wow and then california was
decided to get on the you know the rainbow bucks bandwagon and and do it but well that's a question
are you were you like a little cynical going into was is it a mix were you more cynical or more
excited yeah i mean boy yeah that's it's so yeah, as a gay man, to preface things, no.
But, no, I mean, obviously, I'm tired of, like, rainbow capitalism
and people put a rainbow on a thing and they sell it to you
because they know gay people spend money.
Like, of course, I'm very cynical about these things.
I'm a pretty left-wing, cynical guy.
Yet, I do love the parks.
Sure.
And I like to buy things and they have like and there is some level of like
ironic detachment i i brought to it too but that i there is something about feeling wanted to buy
the corporation that on some level i can't fully divorce myself from they're like oh disney
wants our money now like that's a form of acceptance.
Like, that's not a sentence.
And being open to getting money from a type of person.
They don't reject our money as gross and disgusting.
No, it spends the same.
Like, yeah.
I mean, it's different than, yeah, like, I don't know, you know, Keurig putting out,
like, turning their K into rainbow color like you know
you don't need you don't care or necessarily about there's things that seem a little more cash in
but disney like i guess you you probably want it to all coalesce into something because it's part
of your childhood but no matter how cynical you get or how like are any of our opinions about the
company today well yeah we're we are tied up in these
stories it's part of our childhood no matter what it's also like a struggle because like the
corporation itself is always uh almost always evil and just wants money but the people in charge of
disneyland i'm sure there's a bunch of people that are excited about it and are gonna like oh
that's what's a fun cupcake we could make and people do the little uh projects projects and who do like, who are like, I don't know, like
now there's a practice.
You can do a cool display in this main street window.
Like that's the weird relationship.
We know there's people in there who aren't evil and who mean very well.
Sure.
No.
And the general vibes are so fun that night.
I mean, especially like there are so many people.
I was watching videos from people who went the previous year and like they were in tears going like, thank you, Disney, for recognizing us and accepting us.
This is so beautiful.
Thank you.
And you can't not be touched by that.
Like even as cynical as I can be sometimes.
And the general vibes are just really great the whole time like everybody is so excited to be there and get their pictures taken with every possible thing and everybody dressed up and they're wearing their like rainbow clothing or
red shirts as well which has like a real historical background to it uh that it it it's hard not to be
but occasionally i will have moments like that wait that's pride representation why does this
like i have a list of things oh yeah i'm like well that doesn't seem like pride representation to me but okay like there's
there's there is cognitive dissonance but it's a fun time though no i wish they allowed any
alcohol in it i guess i could have gone into ogres to drink but that's the one thing that
didn't make it feel like a up till 1 a.m pride night thing to me of like i can't drink at all like
that was my i'm wondering yeah like well i mean i guess they don't want to change the rules but
would it be worse though a california adventure just because it doesn't feel as big of a deal
because you're not having this event in the main part yeah fairy tale perk yeah that's true it does
it it does mean more to do it have the rainbows on the castle
right down main street and everything it does mean a lot more than than the california then
like wait they so they lit up the facade of the theater in hollywood that they only use sometimes
like the sound stage that hasn't been anything for 22 years has my back that's great the confusing
looking bear rock formation
has a rainbow on it you can kind of see the thing that i assume is a bear from its name but it
doesn't always look like a bear it supports me whatever it is it is a bear and tonight we're
also going to use the other definition of that term all right well i'm on board with that that
sounds good now that's it made me sad that the uh
as it always does but that the country bear jamboree has been gone for so long that like
that would be all the bears would go there like that would be just so beautiful like when i i was
looking up history of like gay days at disney stuff uh in prep for this and like there's a
great video it's like from 2010 from gay days in orlando
and those are the unofficial yeah i was gonna ask about that have you ever gone to either the
anaheim or orlando because they are at both places now the gay days no i i have not but i have a
funny story about that with the history of it so yeah so the gay days in orlando like i believe 1991
is the first unofficial start of it and it was you wear a red shirt you attend disney and wear
a red shirt to indicate you are an lgbtq person who is there to celebrate it is a it was started
as you know a stealth thing or not exactly stealth but like and obviously not sanctioned by disney
that's where that's why of all the pride shirts they had i bought a red shirt oh yeah it acknowledges
that history too right yeah and i and i know they made i am certain whoever made the shirt said we
have to have a red shirt because like we want to recognize unofficially that thing but sure sure
uh but so in 90 so i never got to go to magic kingdom even
though i grew up in jacksonville florida uh we didn't go to magic kingdom until like i was like
16 or 17 but we almost went uh as part of an end of year uh school trip like end of year school
trip and it was going to be the first uh weekend of like the first friday of
june and then some nosy parent or teacher discovered that that was gay days that it
lined up with gay days and so they canceled it so i here i was excited to finally go to
magic kingdom like i finally i'm gonna get to go and then homophobia cancels it they're like we're
not bringing a ton of school
kids to gay days no no no like they cancel it we go to bush gardens instead which for me like i
do not like roller coasters that are unthemed and it was like just it had nothing for me it was like
you took away the thing i liked and instead put me in a place where i'm incredibly nervous and
anxious that somebody's gonna make me ride a roller coaster that scares me as a kid.
Oh, that's hard.
So yeah, you lose Disney World.
You don't get to, and at this point in time, where are you at on your-
I'm like 10 then, so I don't even, I'm just learning what a gay day is even.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I suppose this was another of those.
I remember as a little kid uh like or when i was
nine or so i think my mom rented philadelphia on vhs and i had to ask her like well wait why are
people mad at tom hanks in this movie and she had to explain what what aids and homophobia was to me
i didn't understand so i was this was another of those oh, people don't like queer people and they don't watch
to be at Disneyland because of that or Disney World because of that.
And then you don't get to go.
And then I don't get to go either.
And you're confused about your feelings about all of it.
Now it's like school telling you, we're not going because it's bad to be this.
What a double nightmare.
I can only imagine what a lady in the 90s especially thought that was at Disney.
Yeah.
What a nightmare she thought was going on.
I mean, I'm sure they thought there's live sex acts happening down Main Street in Magic Kingdom if you go on gay days.
At the very least, it's just like everyone is buff and in thongs.
You will walk around.
At the least, yeah.
You will not see a shirt all day.
Yes. At the least, yeah. You will not see a shirt all day. Yes.
At the least.
I, my family ended up at Gay Days in 95 or 96.
Oh, oh.
Because we just happened to be there in June.
And I don't know, I was 10 or 11 and I had no idea what to make of it.
Because, yeah, I had seen like, i had seen philadelphia at that point
because i was like hey we live by philadelphia i'm gonna watch this movie it's gonna be a romp
it'll be like there'll be some song like i love la philadelphia city of fun city of cheese sticks why isn't this why isn't the movie about our town happier so i i didn't uh
i didn't really know what to make of it uh but it was probably a good like for you know a little
10 year old from the suburbs go like oh it's just a big tour group they're just doing everything
like we are yeah yeah yeah it's it's just gays who like theme
parks and we're trying to i i do think it was it was done you know in opposition to disney a little
bit though then when you look at the history of like disney and gay stuff in the in the 90s let's
just say that like uh they they were both trying to they had you know howard ashman among many who were you know these prominent
gay men who probably gay men who did major stuff for disney but then also they have all of the
conservative christians back then saying oh disney's trying to make your kids gay like and
and so disney's trying to they want that still in the early 90s? Oh yeah. It was so, yeah,
there was so,
I've read old news articles and it's the same shit.
Even on the Gay Days Wikipedia,
it says controversy
and I was like,
what is this?
And there was like
one or two sentences
about like,
oh,
the travel company
was doing the Orlando one.
They ended up canceling
the one year
because they started
doing Gay Days
and they didn't want
to be disrespectful
and compete. But most of the section was about religious cranks just being homophobic
yeah well and also like they had in disney in the 90s was one of several corporations that did like
uh you know extending medical benefits to partners to life partners and so just that was a talking point of like they're
recognizing this in the next like making a part of their business they're hiring these people like
yeah so disney uh so having gay days unofficially there wasn't helping if i'm thinking like a disney
pr person i'm like well this isn't helping us not look like uh a bunch of homosexuals uh here
having gay days it's like it's like even it feels like they're sanctioning it even though they don't
even though it's not really and it also seems like as years went on it was like oh yeah we don't
participate in this wink wink and then but they all you know of course you organize it officially
through a disney person at some point.
But yeah, what a strange thing.
I mean, it's, I don't know, it shows you how far it's come that they have a sanctioned event anywhere. And well, and then last year, even with all of the DeSantis stuff with him, you know, like using Disney and queerq stuff as his main talking point like gay days was a huge like it was getting
more press last year than it had in a while because like wow so you're still doing this
even with desantis doing all this stuff like are you scared to come to florida for this you know
destination vacation thing and and the the people they interviewed representing the gay days group
and planning stuff they're like oh, we're not going anywhere.
They're not going to scare us away.
And my funniest, the funniest one in the clip I saw was this bearded gentleman who was explaining all of the Gay Days stuff, bald and a beard.
And he's like, yeah, and, you know, I love going to Gay Days.
Me and a bear group, we go down to this and see this stuff.
And then the reporter goes like, now like now bear what does that mean and then the the guy goes like um well
where's this airing yeah yeah uh yeah it's it's funny that like i i mean looking back now just how
the the success that desantis had with this as a talking point as his primary
pillar the way this mobilized the country really shook us up and reminded us of our american value
he wrote it all the way to maybe maybe a double digit in one election one time one primary yeah
primaries maybe tops like yeah and and certainly he's on the short list of the VP, right?
Oh, he's got to be.
He's got to be.
They aren't saying his name on the news, but you know he's in Trump's head.
We got the guy wearing the weird shoe lifts.
We got the woman who kills dogs.
They're all still on the VP list.
No, yeah.
Ella, the country bear thing I was mentioning, mentioning i i you can find i think it's
on youtube you'll find it it's i think 2010 at the country bear jamboree it was it's labeled as like
huge group of bears like as in the gay community bear group they are they're in the audience
watching it and it's them singing along with everything like they they love i i'm sorry i
don't know the names of all the characters
like you guys would.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm upset.
Go ahead.
Every guy that turns me on turns me down.
Like, they are loving that song.
Like, they, though, based on the audience reaction,
I think their favorite was Big Al, I'm going to say.
Sure, sure.
Yeah.
That's sure.
You can watch a video of the response.
Yeah, the audience reaction, singing along, and when Big Al out comes up it's like wolf whistles like whoo like they were so and it was
funny that the end of it the uh the cast member presenting it was like we thank you so much you
guys were such big fans thank you we love having you guys there yeah like they were being very nice but not but
not recognizing the the level of gay irony to the this attendance of country vocalizing the common
element between this exciting crowd there is some very good niche programming on gay days of just
like yeah bears go to country bear jamboree uh uh women who love women go to this
restaurant teen meetup go to this restaurant you know and it's all it's so fun it's so it's so fun
like the gay days look so fun i want to go like now i never went as a as a kid and then i've like
but i am a real this is after moving to to California, I am so much more a California
parks person than an Orlando parks person.
Though maybe it's just like Florida weather reminds me of being like an unhappy teenager.
And so like just feeling it, it makes me unhappy.
How does this square?
Jason, I feel like Florida weather reminds you of the happiest you've ever been or will
ever be.
That was pretty sure.
Not teenager.
Okay, it reminds you of the only times you were happy as a teenager.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, the weather
in California and the East Coast had been
very similar the last few weeks.
Just less
humidity or some more
humidity than we used to have due
to our changing world
no jason i i uh as a side like your your love of islands of adventure i totally vibe with that
because like one of my the first trip my family did to universal was i want to say 94 95 but
but it was when the welcome center was there for previewing the stuff and that
when i saw like i was excited just to write all the you know especially back to the future so
excited for that but when we went that welcome center and saw i saw there was a spider-man right
there i was like wait when when is this when is this like i was and the four years of waiting
until that was the longest four years ever sure and this is a brag that only matters
on a podcast like this but like i my mom won a radio contest to we got to go to islands of
adventure april 99 we got to go and like preview like i got to ride spider-man before like anybody
and and all the other stuff too but sure yeah it's all the deal oh and then jason's
seething jealousy is just a subtle tension through the entire rest of the episode it just probably
whacks the island skipper tour books though spider-man did break down a lot that day not on
us but it did break down a lot it is of a the past being what it I feel like people don't remember how much every big new technological breakthrough ride breaks down a lot.
I remember we were waiting in Spider-Man's line for like three hours or more.
Yeah.
It was a long ride.
It was wild.
And even though I love being in the Daily Bugle,'m like well i it's it's starting to even stretch
my love of being in the daily i've read all the file cabinet names i've explained to my family
so much the differences between ben uric and charlie snow and randy robertson versus robbie
robertson every member of the daily bugle staff i've listed it for him it's their i'm sure great
amusement yes i know what every
reporter makes i know their yearly salary and benefits uh can i call out the thing this is
fascinating in a uh you know where things were back then you brought up the red shirts uh and
that's how everybody identifies each other at these events. But I read how, you know, in order to basically back in the 90s, Disney employees had to be ready with all sizes of white shirts to hand out to regular guests who happened to be wearing red shirts that day.
Like, show that you don't dare associate with, that you could not be included in the group.
Wow.
I hadn't heard that.
That's amazing.
Isn't that insane?
I mean, I know I've gone to a Target wearing a red shirt and going like, I look like an
employee here.
But it's like blue polo in a Best Buy.
Yeah.
You gotta watch out.
No, that's funny to think of some Disney family.
They're like, well, we're red today for our big trip.
That's how we won't miss each other.
And then they realize that somebody whispers in there,
like, that's the gay thing.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
And then they just strip.
I'd rather be naked.
Wee, wee, wee.
All right.
Sorry, kids.
Trip ended in 15 minutes. On the Warner tour i did they they have a you know
a clip package of all the things that were filmed there and they did have a section of it that's
like ellen saying like and i love filming here it's great and every we all just like snickering
to each other yeah she loved it yeah it was a great time on the Ellen set. Famously happy, yes. But yeah, well, but it's also come a long way Disneyland-wise
because there's all of the Disneyland, well, first of all,
that I think it's any sort of like private event.
It started in 78, I was looking up.
A lot of this is from disnetnet.org just to give them credit
but in 1978 there was a private party organized by somebody named scott forbes who was the owner
of a gay bar and they like they basically did it without saying here's what it is it was like a
bunch of restaurants came together booked disneyland out for a private party which was more common back then and it was
set up and done before disney without ever any indicator that it was like a off the page gay
day basically oh that's cool so it was set up that way in this sort of like piecemeal way
and then it was booked and like great all right checks have cleared good now what's this event
all about and they figured people figured out what it was and then there was this like you know in this still somewhat homophobic climate some disney
people are saying wait a minute that can't happen we can't do that there can't be one of those
and others are saying why not and then it's the struggle to like find a reason like well it'll be
a debaucherous affair won't it why what do? What do you, well, don't, when they get together,
don't they all, what?
What do you mean?
What do they do?
It's going to be cleanliness.
That's it.
That's the issue.
The park will end up too.
And then the next morning,
and some of this is recounted by Bob Gurr,
that he said the next morning after the party was over,
the manager was ready for extra cleanup work.
Extra.
It's going to be extra.
And then our head of custodial came and said, who were those people?
They said, why?
What's wrong?
There's no trash.
This is the cleanest we've ever had the park.
Oh, that's wonderful.
So this seems like a key moment of like, oh, just get in here.
And there was no end to that that sentence uh and
then and also retail sales were four times what they usually are for a private party so i think
from that point on things kind of changed in terms of those relationships well you know another part
of that gay history i was reminded of by uh one of the the friends i went with was the the homosexual fast dancing uh history yeah which is uh you know
i i'm not the videopolis expert here but yeah when they one of the controversies of videopolis
was or videopolis was that uh same-sex dancing was like prohibited they're like wait boys can't
dance so even if it is not obviously
there are friends who just it's a group of girls dancing together but that would still
break the rules and two men two men were ejected from the park for what was described officially
as homosexual fast dancing and this i think i think that was a freestyled phrase by a security guard that was straight
off the dome what a memorable that then is used in court proceedings yeah and also told this is
a family park we do not put up with alternative lifestyles here put up with ejected that's great
that's thrown out yeah that is not and this is 1980 just to put it yeah it is always insane some
of this stuff where it's like hey did you not just think to go down the
hallway and ask Eric the gay man who works here like so is this a thing is
this a thing we should be we could should be concerned about and he could
just go no that's a thing you just made up. Right, right. It's like Twitter.
You made up a thing to be mad at.
Sure, yeah.
I think in 78, some of the feeling was like, well, I don't know, a bunch of gay people
in Disneyland?
And then a lot of employees are like, uh, yeah, actually.
Maybe it has always been that way.
Are you familiar with the creative industries in America?
I know.
Well, and especially like i and i was
really feeling that on pride night of like if you not i'm sure there are lots of heterosexual cast
members but if you like are an adult who loves disney who also is like great at dancing and
performing and you fall and you want to it's like your dream to work at Disneyland, it is possible you are an LGBTQ person.
Like, you're likely gay.
And so with that trending towards it,
there definitely was a feel of, like, on the night,
cast members were really enjoying it
and feeling, like, extra.
I felt an extra energy from them
getting to perform on Pride Night.
Oh, jeez.
Watching those videos, even,
it's like everyone seems, like, in the parades,'s very excited which yeah like same way thing i was saying before we were like
i bet even if the corporate whatever the corporation doing like everyone in the parade
is like this is cool like yeah you can feel something there yeah yeah nice i i also just
closed the loop on this thing i guess i'm realizing that particular thing if it was 1980
then that's pre-videopolis but then then years down the line, basically, Disney lost that, and they had to pay the legal fees
and apologize to those two who got kicked out.
And then, not long after, they ejected more people.
I was like, wait, what happened?
There was that lawsuit.
Well, no, that applied to the two of them.
Wait a minute.
So you've set up a situation where there to the two of them. Wait a minute. What?
So you've set up a situation where there are only two men who are allowed to dance. You didn't think that was like that, like set a precedent that you had to follow for
a no, no, no.
That was, we gave two men a special ability that no one else has.
And then the policy becomes like, okay, well, no, that was about fast dancing.
Slow dancing is still an issue,
and that came to a head with a different lawsuit in Videopolis era.
So it took two rounds of this throughout the whole 80s to get over. If I remember, I just re-watched the Defunctland video on it.
In his history, he talks about it a bit.
I think he's like, well, by that point,
Videopolis was on its way out anyway and so they're like they're like yeah we'll just stop
if we're gonna have to allow same-sex dancing let's just have no more dancing let's just kill
the thing oh god let's just end it and if this is what it's come to no it's uh yeah i i mean also
on the the gay days thing too like i i think the fun of it
or one of the their coolest things i saw on their promotion of it like or by the uh the gay days
representatives is there are they there are tons of families with you know two moms two dads like
that with with their kids they want to take them to disneyland and feel welcome instead of having to be like oh well this is i'm
i'm the father and this is his uncle or i'm the aunt or whatever i'm her roommate all of these
things like you can actually like have fun as a as a family then too like it and i have to remind
myself that like i obviously america is very homophobic, very still, but that the progress made just
in like 10 years of just like seeing like gay parents with their kids or also like LGBTQ
like kids and teens at this event being welcomed at it.
Like that was not my childhood growing up at all.
And I, I'm jealous of these kids on a certain level.
Like,
I was like,
man,
you,
you guys not,
not in like the old man way of like,
I had to go through all this stuff.
You didn't,
but,
uh,
just,
I'm like,
boy,
I wish I,
I wish I had that childhood.
Yeah.
The chart of like how fast like gay marriage was accepted by at least like 60 or 70% of
the population.
I forget what the number is,
but like it goes so fast up. Like I, it is pretty shocking like to go like oh yeah all of a sudden
just a couple years this massive change kind of happens yeah it's almost like some of these crazy
opinions that come down as edicts are minority opinions they are extremely minority and we can
look forward to a lot a lot more minority opinions governing
however that might be right
that was
last fall
when we went and
hit up some of the parks and did our
shows in Florida when I was
flying back
it dawned on me I was like huh
I didn't talk about politics
with anyone the entire week
we're in florida because anyone we met who lived there was just going about their life they were
just doing their thing they were just going to work and going home and going to the grocery store
like yeah it's i met i met a ton of de santa super fans i don't know where i don't know what
you were doing i guess they were yeah they guess they were all at Aventura.
Every time I got in an elevator.
There was that half, like half of the room was DeSantis at our live show.
I don't know if you noticed that.
They were our DeSantis supporters.
That's weird.
They were a pain in the ass.
They like when we do the impression of them, actually, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because we actually capture what they like about him.
He's a foolish figure.
It was all the people in the audience with the very sweaty faces.
They purposefully make their faces extra sweaty in homage to their king.
They have a little bottle they keep squirting on.
Uh-oh, I'm getting a little dry.
I'm sweaty again.
Wow.
The thing I watch for in how conservative is uh airport i'm going through is i count
like punisher t-shirts like that's the one like especially yes that's the one i'm like punisher
or i guess just like uh any like iron sights or like target thing but definitely the punisher
shirts which i maybe as a comic nerd that is why my eyes drawn to like a fellow comic oh wait nope no that used to be such an
easy like comic convention or islands of adventure sooth it like yeah now the punisher shirt that on
the back says islands of adventure like oh that's less of a keep i don't think anyone needs that
keepsake anymore i i would think people now think the Punisher logo has always had the blue stripe
for the police.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, that was how
it was designed in 1971, right?
Sure, yeah.
Stanley approved that in 1971.
You must be a fan
of John Romita Sr.
and Ross Andrews.
Yeah.
I had to consult
with the media for that.
The first time Scott's
written a John Romita Sr.
on this podcast.
His name means nothing to me.
I know, Scott, you're much more of a Steve Ditko guy, and that's a big divide.
Are you a Romita senior or are you a Ditko guy?
He likes Romita Jr., though.
Oh, yeah.
His son, he does like him.
A titan, yeah.
In terms of, okay, we were starting to allude to this area, but like, uh, performers, I
think really bringing it at pride night.
This was a big thing.
This was very much noticed last year.
This made it out.
If you were not at the events themselves, this really like spread around online Disney
fandom and Disney Tik TOK.
Um, just like the, just the suited character performers that just like uh and even regardless
maybe of like any prior like associations of their sexuality it's just like well part of it is
the dancing is just fire it's crazy did you find this to be true absolutely like that was those
videos last year were a big reason of why we wanted to go like if
it was just regular performers uh and then you know like a rainbow cookie we were like yeah we
don't need to go to that but no it really was like the did the difference you see in the performers
because like yeah they and this year even more like i think they saw the response and they pushed
it even farther like as in like because you could totally feel how did they get
this approved like you i was thinking like okay they got this approved but not that like they
they played songs like they played i will survive there which you don't normally hear at disney but
there's no swears in it or they played you know uh shania twain's damn i feel like a woman except it's the
man i feel like a woman wait i didn't know that was it damn it is damn in the album i've
i don't have the full album uh still the one is that the net way is the album still the one
i don't know the name of the album but but yeah the performers are feeling it and this year a huge
uh improvement too was that i also think
i do think the rupaul's drag race has helped like uh expand what mainstream people view gay culture
and accepting it and there were like straight up drag style outfits on performers in the cavalcade
the pride night cavalcade they had i believe they didn't have this last year this
year i believe it was five different uh women dressed in drag style outfits that were the it
basically was like if this was on drag race the challenge would have been build a costume based
on each of the lands like your frontier land your your tomorrow land and they were dressed up as it
and they all like they look so great.
Like the Adventureland one was like,
it was like green with a big orange hairdo to, you know,
the bird, the old.
The orange bird.
Oh, that's cool.
It was great.
They were all, and they were having so much fun. And the performers in the character costumes were really,
especially the queen of Disney pride pride is claribel cow like yes
yeah she rules it the whoever is in the claribel cow mascot costume is a great dancer they know
what they are doing with their dance performance that it is like these are moves claribel cow does
not dance to any other day of the year i don't't think. That really does feel like if I had come in and said,
like, oh, of course, Clarabelle Cow is a queer icon,
that would be such a confusing joke.
But in reality, no, she's awesome.
She is so fun, and she is like the queen of Pride Night.
This is fascinating new mythology.
And what really quickly come on over is the album,
My Apologies. Oh, yeah. I was very disrespectful to shania to mutt lang a mega producer come on over
is the album anyway i did but not the christina aguilera song come on over come on over babies
are unrelated there's several come on overs oh and aguilera was represented there that they played
her version of reflection as well during the fireworks the
opening welcome fireworks okay oh that's smart uh yeah claribel though this is fascinating because
claribel is a character i think with no prior uh facets of any kind and i think it's right i mean
like let's all remember something that claribel did in one of the cartoons or that she's done at the parks.
This is a pretty, like, it was a blank canvas and how fun that they use this canvas in this particular way.
They had a newer suit, I think, because they had put her in a more recent cartoon.
She had been back with Horace Horsecollar because I definitely have a photo with the two of them at, like, the Thanksgiving we went to at the Disneyland Hotel.
That's awesome.
Like, eight or nine years ago whatever yeah so like i feel like she was there
but yeah i don't know that she had such a there was not that strong personality uh it's an implied
relationship with or marriage to uh this this is a this is a cow horse relationship well okay i have
a lot of opinions okay yeah i because i had look, I looked this up to confirm for me.
To me, mentally, yes.
Clarabelle Cow and Horace Horse Collar, they are a couple.
Like Mickey and Minnie.
Right.
Clarabelle and Horace, they're a couple.
But because Horace Horse Collar, even more than Clarabelle, is like not at the parks
and have been diminished so much that for branding purposes, she is usually, they are
not officially a couple or anything but she is
she is put together with goofy yes it is goofy in her i'm you know i just google image her
she almost like you almost could just map goofy's face onto her yeah they can they work as a pair
but to me goofy is a single father of max he's not with claribel or he's dating like another dog person like the
his girlfriend in the extremely goofy movie like he's and he's stealing horace's gal in and by
getting with claribel like also claribel could be an independent single woman she does not need to
be defined by dating a guy well it's unfortunate that horace never like manned up. Like they were in a situation for so long.
So Goofy,
Goofy was going to step in,
you know,
and then other certain continuity is his wife is dead.
There are multiple Goofy storylines.
I need this.
I've been sad for years.
I'm so lonely.
She wanted me to start over.
Now that Max is out of the house,
I got nobody nobody Max will understand
my yucks are sad
don't look at them
I found yeah I know one of the videos
I found a picture of the two of them and I went oh
interesting okay at the
good night wave good night
on the steps thing
and Claire Bell my husband
shared me a picture of it.
We were at a different area,
so we missed the goodnights at 1245.
He showed me the video, though,
of when Clarabelle got there to wave goodnight,
chants, Clarabelle, Clarabelle.
And she's bashful, doing the bashful.
Gay icon, wow.
But then Goofy is comforting her,
like, yeah, yeah, you, almost like a you deserve it. And I was just like, oh, it shouldn't be Goofy doing this her, like, yeah, yeah, you deserve it.
And I was just like, it shouldn't be Goofy doing this.
It should be Horace.
Was Horace nowhere to be found?
I didn't see him anywhere.
He was not listed on the character list or anything.
Did they even have that suit?
I told you they did.
I met him.
Oh, you met him then.
I met him.
But they are using it today.
I see, I see.
But yeah, last year from the videos,
Claire Bell is just like in the mix.
But this year on the cavalcade,
she was presented as like,
she was Santa Claus at the end of the Macy's parade.
She was the last one.
And like,
and Claire Bell,
like they didn't have Mickey's in the middle of the parade,
waving at people like Claire Bell is at the end because they know everybody loves her
this is like a populist movement this is like people's joker this is like like fully just done
like a grassroots that it's like i i don't know how it happened last year but does it not see i
i don't think that there were meetings in disney about like we're pushing clara bell we need to
get a great dancer
for claire i feel like whoever was claribel was just like yeah this is my night i feel like
somebody who's i think anonymous still like made it happen that's just a guess and if that is what
happened that's really cool i wonder could we get the name could somebody out in the audience
give us the name and would they get in trouble if the name i wonder if disney policy just in general like would that be this is like how onion writers don't get right it's just you just
have to live you have to have the satisfaction of you know that you did because i would love to know
but is it yeah is it like a myth where like the audience is just so into it and then backstage
they're like did you it's like in wrestling, where an audience will hone in
on a specific wrestler backstage.
The mood of the crowd sometimes,
if the crowd is certainly in a certain mood,
they could just buoy somebody on a night.
I do think,
I know that wrestling stuff too.
You pick out one guy like,
oh, we all love Zack Ryder tonight,
or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Sure.
We love him every night on this podcast. Yes, hey love him yeah but um but the i do think for clara belcal there was a feeling of like she never gets a spotlight she is kind of
like the odd duck of the group yeah you know she's got her she is her character is like you look at
her giant shoes like she is supposed to be awkward like goofy too and she's she is kind of like like from uh archie comics they have a similar thing
with ethel yes girl uh normally coupled with junkhead that she's supposed to be like the
awkward girl with big teeth and everything and like she was supposed to be like this is the
ugly girl like in in quotes that's the and so when you have
that kind of history then the gay fans uh are like oh no we love you like you know nobody loves you
enough we love you like there's that that feels like a very like traditional like just gay
tradition of you know lifting someone up yeah uplifting the the misfit of the group who even
though claire bell is nominally a straight woman
as far as like if we're if we're guessing at the sexuality of the disney characters a heterosexual
cow with a relationship with a heterosexual horse yes as far as it had been taken mini
this is eight years ago thanksgiving there's the newer horace horse collar scary uh yeah he is
and i would say that claribel is a
little bit like kind of uh it's not the best photo of her either weird oh yeah i feel like they've
like friendlied her up yeah i feel like in animation sometimes people hone in on it because
each each of them have interesting character designs yeah and that can be enough to buoy
something i was saying as we're guessing
about other characters minnie is bi and she should not be bringing her straight boyfriend mickey
okay this is a discourse going around mickey should stay home yeah you should not go to
chapel rowan shows you should not go to disney after disneyland after dark pride night you don't
want david we don't want mickey there at all one mickey no back of the line this is what nine 19 year olds are mad about
on twitter this is you get every other night mickey i own the place okay you i'm not i'm not
allowed in my own living room no it's well that's you know the no kink at pride stuff that's why horace isn't there his horse
collar is seen oh he's got the collar is i never knew the collar was kink he won't take the collar
off yeah he refuses yeah i mean he shouldn't i agree and the last cool claire bell thing though
we didn't get to see her waving good night with the rest of the group and getting her flowers but
based on the timing it must have been
right afterwards they walk her
through there's the final people at
1am we're there at like 1255
1am they're clearing out and there's the
DJ on Rivers of America
right in front of the entrance to
Pirates and he's playing his last
songs and when he starts
up a dance club remix
of When You Wish Upon A starts up a dance club remix of wish when you wish upon a star like this
dancy remix then claribel comes in and like actually i've got to show you guys this picture
for show pictures here uh we my husband sees claribel walking towards here to get to do her
dancing and so we stop her for just a second and And like, that's me with Clarabelle. You got a moment.
That's great.
Excitement on my face.
That's the most excited I was all night.
Oh my God,
Clarabelle.
And then,
and then she danced to the full remix of when you wish upon a star,
just like a,
and,
and the brilliant person who ever was working there,
they're in charge of this at the DJ booth.
They had a spotlight.
They shined a spotlight on her as we're
encircling her and then a spotlight on her halfway through the song and she's dancing to the song and
it's just amazing she does the full dance routine and then heads off for the night so that was like
our last big moment it was uh it was so great that is like a magical moment really it really
was this is one of the cooler i would i would say the last few years have been
fraught with uh not fraught i feel fine about it but we've there's been a lot of disney parks
complaints from us oh sure the show for the last this i'm hearing all this i'm like this is some
of the coolest disney park stuff in a minute because it does it does feel so like populist
and so like a new a generation like taking over the mythology and like doing something
new with it it felt like natural i feel if they it's a gonna be a hard line with disney
i think for how much they embrace it or not because if it gets too corporate then it
it maybe this is also my wrestling sensibility of like oh wait this is what man this is what
the booker wants now i don't know anymore like You start turning on it if it starts to feel unnatural
and not organic from the fans.
But I would love Clarabelle to get, like,
she's the gay icon of the main characters of the Disney family.
Instead of just being like, we need a third girl in this picture.
We've got Daisy and Minnie. But a third character.
Who else is girl?
Yeah.
Do we have another one?
Is there a girl?
I don't remember.
Does girl exist?
More?
Does more girl exist?
It's like how in Looney Tunes stuff, you only see Petunia Pig when they need like some.
They're like, we have that one other girl, right?
What do we got here?
We're going to flush out the ranks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me bring up another,
I mean, I think this occurred last year,
but it seemed more prominent this year,
and this is something that you mentioned, Mike.
I feel like in terms of virality this time around,
Stitch, there's been some Stitch stuff.
So excited about this clip I saw.
Stitch has a leather costume,
which I feel like I've seen in other media he wears it
somewhere yes yeah it's not completely invented for this but it lines up nicely doesn't it does
line up nicely specifically i think it's the hat and jacket that marlon brando wears in the movie
the wild one right yes yeah that's right which is if you don't just for the list it's kind of
the precursor to the bike riders just to put it in current in current pop culture it wouldn't have
been bike riders without uh well i can't believe that's the name of that movie i like that branding
wise i thought it was about a bunch of teens who rode bikes around their neighborhood and then i
found that it's a greaser movie i did right before
i came here saw a clip of the promotional tour and they had a bunch of motorcycles on an all-white
soundstage and i think they gave the cast disposable cameras and they were just kind of in
slow motion goofing around the motorcycles and i was like i don't think this is the tone of this movie i'm confused
that's a lot of that's a great viral stunt but you know just like the outsiders every generation
needs their like they homoerotic ish bike like 50s biker movie sure yeah and the outsiders i
believe just won the tony the musical version i forgot by angelina jolie i think what wow i had that
really well you say that and a bunch of bike guys are like what i'm ironic what what do you mean
i never that never occurred to me but now if i had to say if it wasn't for claribel stitch would
be number one of the night for us and like oh so you had a you had a stitch encounter then oh so you said
yeah uh my husband loves stitch loves stitch so much like he is a gay icon to us too like i think
his his gay popularity has felt like a long time uh for him because i i think it's a mix of things
one the hawaii setting like is like hawaii hawaii was one of the first american
u.s states to legalize gay marriage marriage equality i should say uh so there's that stitch
is he's a weird little monster with his own like found family kind of thing so like i think that
is also attractive and on top of that one of the, Dean Dubois, is an openly gay man of the Lilo and Stitch movie.
So you have all that in the mix.
I think that makes Stitch have a lot of gay fans, I think.
Wow.
So Stitch, at the last year and this year, it's listed on the events here as the Ohana Family Dance Party.
And it's a great setup they have this dj
there who is really having a good time he's keeping the energy up the whole time like the
the dance performers uh or sorry the the costume performers they cycle in and out like for about
30 minutes each or so he was doing it the whole night from 9 30 to 1 the whole time stitch was uh no no the uh the dj sorry sorry with stitch they
there's a new well i'm sure it was the same stitch every time but uh but no they there was time for a
new stitch performer to cycle out every like 20 30 minutes but the dj was spinning tracks and
dancing around the whole time and getting the energy up and dj tetris dj was that is that right i should have checked
the undercover tourist.com specifically it names dj tetris now that could have been last year it
could have been a different there's the one dj i know at disney is dj wendy walker who does a lot
of the different things and we've seen her a million times at different different like she's
dj'd everywhere and only after hours around we ever went to was that like 80s night and she was there too so i wonder if she was doing something i'm sure she
was i just don't know where dj tetris is i that sounds right he was he was great it was at the
tomorrowland terrace so uh right by the uh galactic grill which is where i had like uh
colorful churros i will say they gotta get their food stuff figured out next year because this happened last
year it happened this year not that they ran out of all themed food but they had three things that
were literally like a rainbow they had rainbow trifle uh at jolly holiday i want to say they
had uh they had a rainbow just slice cake uh at another one and they had uh oh and they had like
a rainbow churro thing they all sold out
immediately
like you could
if you didn't
mobile order it
at 9 o'clock
on the dot
you were not eating
any of this
wow
oh jeez
yeah that sucks
I saw they had
switched the gray stuff
to the rainbow stuff
the rainbow stuff
gone immediately
I want the rainbow stuff
that sold out
really quickly
even from what I was reading
that gray stuff
is kind of good too
so i bet
rainbow which i don't get why how do they not get this is the second year and the second night of
the second year and the tickets for the event sold out immediately like we were lucky we have an
annual pass friend who bought our tickets on the early annual pass window right uh and when it
sells out that fast how do you not make enough great uh rainbow stuff to at
least last till 10 like how do you not make it yeah you think so it's literally called stuff
like you're making it in vaps it's uh but but yeah the ohana dance party was really great uh
because i think too they there is a general sense for disney I think, when they're like, well, if we don't have a gay or queer character, if the story is, we're one family, everybody's a family, if
that's the message, that's gay enough, so that makes Ohana.
We round that up to gay.
And so he started in his Elvis costume, dancing to songs, even some current stuff, and also
Britney, he danced to toxic and
then and then this this is me guessing at why they programmed it but then angel comes out angel the
stitch's girlfriend and that to me didn't feel like that disney was trying to say stitch is not
gay here's his girlfriend angel right here and they and they do a little bit characters are allies throwing stuff at angel so and then
angel dances some and it's fun and she's you know a big pink character that's fun to see on gay night
and so starts in elvis angel comes in and then after angel dances then back comes out stitch
and that is when he's in his biker outfit which we called stitch of finland
but but yes i i definitely think that the planners looked at here's all our stitch costumes these are
approved to walk around the park it's already been signed off on so we don't have to get new
permission and there just happens to be one who looks like a gay 50s biker so let's have him come out and dance to stuff and
yeah it but this was the darkest point for me at the night though because i missed i came back i
my husband stayed at the ohana dance party for like two hours that was his main thing he wanted
to see you want to see every dance but he told me oh if you want to see something you can go and
i'll tell you what i saw in a sec but before before I did that, when I left, I didn't come back.
And he tells me, he's texting me like, if you can get back here right now, get right
now.
I get like five minutes after that.
And he's like, oh, you missed him dancing to Eye to Eye from.
Oh, that burned.
That burns his eye to eye.
But when I got there, he it was the gayest moment of it
i would say because it was uh stitch of finland dancing to i will survive okay yeah yeah i was
like okay this only has gay connotations here like the clip that went viral was him dancing
to rush by troy savant yes yeah. My husband got a footage of that too,
the dance,
which I learned that Troye,
did you know that Troye Sivan was a child actor?
Did you know this?
Didn't I send this to you,
that he was Little Wolverine?
He's Little Wolverine.
Oh, yeah.
In Wolverine Origins.
No idea.
He's like, it's my origins, Wolverine.
Oh, that's fascinating.
He's, he's the, I,
since he's so successful,
I don't feel bad making fun of a child actor now,
but like his,
I felt so bad for him re-watching the scene of like when claws pop out and he has to look up to the camera and go,
No!
It's really funny.
It's so bad.
I have a little bit of a proposition.
You know, we haven't brought this up yet, all this Stitch talk.
But we are graced, as always, by one of the great Stitch impersonators, Mr. Jason Sheridan.
Is Stitch in the room with us right now?
Can we speak to Stitch?
I've just messaged you the lyrics to Troye Sivan's Rush.
Do you think you might be able to grace us?
I'm so sorry.
I am not familiar with the song.
Oh, I don't know the melody yet.
No, I think this is a spoken word piece.
I know the melody because I listen,
but Jason, just spoken word I think is the best way to do it.
Because last time you just said you'd heard of Troye Sivan,
so you've gone further.
I like the album a lot.
Okay, well, there you go.
Mike?
How about it?
Pretty hip.
I didn't say.
I'm just saying I saw it.
No, let me say it, Mike.
It's very hip.
If somebody else can say it about me.
Jason, I think any part of it.
Do you want verses or chorus?
I think anything that strikes your eye.
I'll just do chorus.
So that seems to repeat.
Yeah.
I feel the rush.
Addicted to your touch.
Oh, I feel the rush.
It's so good.
It's so good.
I feel the rush. Addicted to your touch. Oh, I feel the rush. It's so good. It's so good.
I feel the rush.
Addicted to your touch.
Ohana means family.
Wait, how did that get in there?
That was great. Can I maybe ask, just because it's jumping out at me, verse two.
Oh, sure.
Here we go.
Pass your boy the heat wave.
Recreate the sun.
Take me to your feeling boy, you know the one.
Kiss it when you're done, man.
This shit is so much fun.
Pocket rocket gun.
Yay.
Yay.
Well, now I'm intrigued by the song.
When I first heard that song, I thought the line was,
I feel the rush addicted to your tush, which is a better rhyme with rush.
Yeah.
But it was not the line.
It's touch.
Well, you know, he's not American.
Wait, it's not better?
Rush, tush?
It's worse.
No, I think it's better.
It's spelled the same, but it's just a little different.
You think it's a better line, though, than touch?
It might be a better line.
I'm just saying Rush Touch is a better rhyme than Rush Tush.
It fits better for me, and I think it's a better line.
For the music video.
I think it should be punch down.
And by the way, there's no more hip way to say butt than Tush.
Well, I thought it was funny that he was saying Tush.
Wow, 2024, we're bringing Tush back.
That's right, which we should do on this show let's you know
what i look i'm i'm the first one to say i'm done with seats seats over let's call it tush is back
tush is the new seat fine uh but the the thing that made me miss eye to eye though was that
the one list on characters i wanted to see was in galaxy's edge uh c-3po was going to be there and i was like well this is the
closest to like a gay thing for star wars and i wish it was he was at star tours but it was at
galaxy's edge and so and it was empty galaxy's edge because nothing was running like they weren't
running uh most of the rides were closed down only like uh the big oldies were like space mountain
star tours but the new stuff not
running rise was not running not not right falcon running oh okay so ogres you could walk in what
ogres was walking and you probably could have gotten just a seat at any time how empty galaxy's
edge completely empty except for the few people who were there to get pictures were like um the
mandalorian and grogu were also walking around and this is when i learned i don't know if you guys have ever been told this in galaxy's edge
with trying to meet a a character there but when c-3bo came out we were looking at the cast member
of like so where's the line because that's how everything was the line this night and the cast
member said there's no lines in galaxy's edge so just you know and you can get in there and i was
like there's no lines at galaxy's edge for character meets so it was just you just kind of had to like shove past
like i feel like it's my turn this person got their time with 3po so i'll get my picture with
them like so but yeah it was just it was a free-for-all there's just kind of a happening
there yeah that happens when chewbacca comes out and you just turn around and Chewbacca's right there.
Also, it's irritating to me that that suit is just sitting backstage at Disneyland and he doesn't come out during the regular day ever.
They have it.
It's just sitting right back there.
Bring them out.
It's a perfect 3PO costume.
Yeah, it looks great. Which you'd want to see.
That's cool.
Because then it's really reflecting everything around you.
Yeah.
They also really should dye the Chewy suit rainbow colors.
Yeah.
Oh, I love Chewy.
There was that Christmas toy they made of a Wookiee, I think, that was like Christmas
colors.
Oh, really?
I think so.
Well, there was a Life Day robe Christmas ornament.
Yeah.
I think there was actually a dyed...
Oh, a dyed Wookiee.
I may have misremembered.
Okay. But, of course, they can't have too much fun at Galaxy's Edge. Can't have too much fun. christmas ornament yeah i'm sure i think there was actually a dyed for me i just remember okay
but but of course they can't have too much fun at galaxy's edge so it's just
it's not about fun i do have a list of the characters and when you look at galaxy's edge
it is funny because it's like mandalorian grogu uh ahsoka okay yeah they have television show
c-3po yeah yeah okay that's the closest to recognizing like
this is the game though my my friends i was with are like well then it should be r2 with him like
it should be the gay couple like oh yeah but no it's just 3po by himself and uh yeah i was and
but i i was very happy to see 3po there and he was by the garage where the land speeder is and everything.
So also, he's like behind the gate, too.
And of course, he only says canned phrases.
Like the guy ahead of me did say a funny thing like, well, it looks like you just had an
oil bath, 3PO.
You're looking great.
And he's like, yes, thank you, I think is the canned reply.
That can apply to anything.
Do you think he ever
had eyes for BB-8?
In the time when R2-D2
was under the sheet
for most of the movie.
R2 was sick for most of the movie.
He was too sad to run. Do you think C-3PO
ever was like... That's right.
C-3PO can't wait. He'll never know.
He can't wait a decade for R2-D2
to wake up. He's got a life to live. wait a decade for R2-D2 to wake up.
He's got a life to live.
Frankly, I don't know when this is going to happen.
The second he's back, I'm back with him.
Another situation, Chip.
Maybe that's why 3PO got his red arm.
He was trying to dress up.
Oh, yeah.
Very good point.
I had a question about specific characters.
Oh, sure.
Did you meet... This is one of the most specific characters i've ever seen
brought out in the parks but it has storyline it makes sense ethan clad from strange world
yeah okay i let's let's talk about ethan yeah no it's okay so strange world is a movie i haven't
seen either i don't think many people have uh but he is they made a point they yeah they made it
very tough to see or to know it
existed to see pretty well reviewed from what i read about it visually looks very nice but but
ethan is officially one of the there's there's a joke that there's always the first gay disney
character they've promoted that like a dozen times yeah it's like but but he is canonically
a gay man in the movies like it is not he this is, I believe it is a step higher than two women hugged each
other in the background of Rise of Skywalker.
That's the first gay Star Wars character.
It's like, yeah.
It's, so he's there.
Also, this was in Tomorrowland.
This is where they put all the canonically gay adult characters, or not princessy characters.
They were in Tomorrowland. He was
there, as was Fastos.
Everybody knows Fastos, right?
Fastos!
From The Eternal.
He was Brian
Tyree Henry's character, and he
was also the first
major gay Marvel hero. He has
a husband in the movie, they kiss on screen,
which you don't see in many Marvel movies.
It was a very intentional move in that movie
because they're like,
this always gets cut out of Marvel movies
or they're always scared of having a gay thing
for international.
They always hide behind like,
well, international audiences are a little scared.
So, but Fastos is gay in it.
And so, but also Fastos takes responsibility
for like the bombing of Hiroshima in the movie,
which is kind of a downer
with the first gay Marvel character.
Yeah.
So there's pluses and minuses to Festos.
There's good things and bad things.
Very confused, because like, oh, Brian Tyree, Henry, Brian Tyree, am I getting that name
right?
I think that's it, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Is a very good actor.
Yeah, he's great um uh jubuki young white who is the voice of ethan
clad very funny guy uh but yeah there's there's some of these characters these movies you're like
wait when did yeah that did come out and and the third of the canonically queer characters there
for the photo op in tomorrowland was america chavez from uh i do remember america
java yes multiverse of madness america chavez is a canonically gay character a queer character in
the marvel comics right they put her in the movie and the extent of her queerness in that movie is
if you look really closely she has on a rainbow pin on her jacket and uh she also does have two
moms in the movie just like in the comics but you see your two moms for five seconds and then they
die on screen in the movie that's that's the thing yes yeah this is what i've been saying disney
what disney has done in the last uh five ten years is they've they've pioneered the subliminal gay kiss yes the gay kiss that is
where the shot is faster than the speed of sound and you need to load the characters with some of
the most upsetting trauma imaginable responsible for roshma your mom's definitely died we show
them dying on camera more than your pin on camera these two women are part of a montage showing how
light year was foolish with time how he let his whole life pass him by i think there were two
women in there so i don't think about it we're moving on forget it it's in the past yeah no that
but okay but ethan he is this interesting thing of like well as far as characters are going to
have there they either have to be canonically queer, or it's Mickey and Pals wearing rainbows, or it's Evil Queens.
Those are the three.
They had the villainesses there.
They had the Queen of Hearts, the Evil Queen from Snow White, Maleficent.
Of course, Maleficent.
You can see her having a big gay fandom.
But the Queen of Hearts, she was great.
This was another of our silly
photo ops they you know the the stationary teacup outside of the teacups ride uh they had uh for for
photo ops they put a little sign above it that says like hashtag spill the tea and so we're like
well we gotta get a picture in this stupid thing and then once again disney with the phraseology
of 2018 but then but then when we sat in it then we heard somebody like shouting and we're like we gotta get a picture in this stupid thing and then once again disney with the phraseology of
2018 but then but then when we sat in it then we heard somebody like shouting and we're like whoa
what's going on but it was the queen of hearts screaming like get out of my way i need to get
to wonderland like that's cool she that uh she was a face character that night she was really
oh that's interesting so yeah wait so the evil queens were having a good time though yeah the the official gay characters of tomorrowland like ethan and fastos they were just very much
like yeah you know i'm just here and i and let me name my male partner character from the movie
and so you know that i'm i'm gay and hey isn't this nice get a picture with me like yeah it was
just a casual chat with fastos but though another queer friend of mine pointed out
like you know of where was mulan in this if we're gonna have like you know they're gonna play
reflection or where's where's loki who is a gender fluid character in a magical sense like where's
where's loki who's i don't know about mcu loki how queer he was i didn't watch season two but i feel
like he is written to not not to be straight but i mean he's he has that like magical god thing like of all gods are
queer anyway i don't think a heterosexual god seems weird to me of like all the greek gods
fucked each other right yeah i think so but yeah where was loki where was where why wasn't mulan
or represented there or or the big one i was like
wait shouldn't timoon and pumbaa be here like come on like or at least to moon like but that that
felt like the line for disney that they're like well we don't want like a mulan a princess here
to represent it though though i will take you know i'll step that back a little bit because they did have a frozen section they did have uh elsa olaf uh kristin uh bell's character uh anna anna elsa anna olaf and then the another
blink and you miss it this guy technically is gay character the owner of the uh the the bathhouse or steam room the i'm saying the bathhouse and frozen
no it's the remember in the middle of frozen where they they stop over and the guy's like
he's selling stuff they're like a rest stop yeah yeah that guy yes yeah he's he's there
and into the background of that shot it's him with's him with what seems to be his husband in a photograph.
So technically a gay character.
Okay.
So he was there for photo ops too.
You're like parsing the logic all night of who's there and why.
And you're like somewhat satisfied, but like could be more.
I mean, maybe this is the progress that's made over the you
know we're only in year two of this but maybe by year 10 and beyond we're just we're kind of
fully identifying a lot more characters yeah i uh no there was i also on there was another one i i
wrote down like oh this is where they felt like they were really stretching their disney history
of like i noticed this anytime i watch those documentaries on the
history of disney on the the official one on disney plus which usually have been taken down
for tax purposes you can't even watch them now but they always have to even when it's a marvel
thing that walt disney had not one thing to do with they have to show a clip of like and walt
disney also sort of felt this way about things like like or in the star i remember on the star
tours one they did
they have to start with george lucas actually was there the first week of disneyland's opening as a
kid he went there i was like so this is how it connects to walt disney and so at the start of
the big fireworks at 9 30 over the um over the castle they play a clip of walt and i'm like what possible clip of walt could see it sounded
all inclusive to gay people and it was to all that come to this happy place welcome and so they
play that clip i was like i guess that could sound that's inclusive sure but it's like i've
i'm not even saying i think walt disney was like an especially homophobic
person but as a man of his age then i would have to be i don't think he weighed in yeah but literally
he would just like i'm sure he's no more homophobic than the average man american man back in the 50s
which would be extremely homophobic yeah no your base no long hair fellas no suspicious facial hair yeah exactly yeah
but so when they played that clip i was like oh they had to check the box of like
show have some way to portray that this is connected to the long lineage from opening
day when walt was here i guess if you if you think of that speech as the constitution of Disneyland,
and if we're going to be literalists about, like, it is all who come.
Disneyland is your land, and there's no...
I kind of like using that as a wedge to say, well, look, look what he said.
Let's interpret that as we have to be accepting to everybody.
It's the Bible.
You're reinterpreting it every few hundred years
said now we reinterpret it and other people are like well think of me but he was giving that
speech to a group of as far as we know all heterosexual men so he only meant it's only
it's your land so that only applies to them there i found my way to justify there's traditional
with walt and then there are the progressives with waltz who reinterpret his language well that's what i was hoping was because there were so many i i think
the user uh i watched a video patrick dougal there was so many remixes and stuff being played
i thought they were gonna read when i started to hear that clip i'm like oh that's gonna be great
they're gonna they're gonna scratch over welcome they're gonna remix like well well well but they would never do
that they it's so on such a high pedestal but it would be very funny to start remixing like the
beat drops during a walk quote if the dj had done that during the ohana dance party that he shut it
down they'd have cut the cut the lights like no that's too far i think the crowd but that's the thing where it's like
the crowd would have lost yes yeah if we're looking i just was like what are other walt
disney quotes is there anything else we can interpret and i think i found one right here
this is the one i just don't know if you ever said it on tape i love mickey mouse more than
any woman i have ever known if you need something
that's pretty good yeah that's perfect that's perfect yes oh they should ai recreate it
and play it loudly in the park they'll never stop using ai waltz if they start oh yeah i did have
one other bit of food i wanted to mention too i was going on my notes like other stuff i did it
was the uh uh what the kids today would call the
rainbow glizzy uh but it was the a loaded corn dog was uh so the little red wagon was selling
it was selling regular corn dogs too but uh it was the rainbow corn dog which uh let me find that
here just relish and ketchup and oh it's not it's like sriracha and oh okay and some peppers
on it too so yeah they had that too yeah okay and also i had the rocky road funnel cake at uh
at hungry bear which was good and they uh which was just like a scoop of rocky road ice cream on
top of the funnel cake though the yeah the pride rainbow funnel cake unfortunately sold out which
is too bad that sucks all the rainbows went immediately like and i also i am normally not the type to buy the 27 cup to put things in but my
husband's like we gotta get the pride cup so i even mobile ordered it and then when i got the
hungry bear they're like i'm sorry we're out of the pride cup we sold them all out you gotta like
but they at least gave me a refund but they're shooting
themselves in the foot this is strange you by any chance uh stumble into the golden horseshoe with
the line dancing uh no i did not see the line dancing unfortunately i i missed out on that
there was too many uh there's too i also much stuff to do i missed out on the um there were
singers for about a 20 minute singer thing in front of uh the small world
where they're singing a lot of like disney hits including like reflection in front of it too
another another one they counted as like a uh gay song was the uh one two worlds one family
from tarzan that's like yeah that was among the too. I saw a photo op that was, yeah, that's folding in Tarzan.
And you could stand under a scroll that's a Tarzan quote,
which is, I won't pretend to be something I'm not.
Yes.
It's kind of a strange Tarzan.
Which is, of course, about being like a man surrounded by apes.
Yes, same thing.
Being an ape man is kind of the journey.
Queer people have gone through all the
time they've been raised by apes and it's very strange you finally actuals are often brutish
yeah uh yeah no i mean i guess tarzan as well it is a story of like oh my adoptive father doesn't
love me kind of thing like i guess you could like see that and his mother loves him and his dad's mean like sure fine but uh yeah it's close yeah it's uh oh and the yeah
but this is me song using that world's greatest showman song it did i grumble about it being a
fox song uh though i did see other parks people say this is a big moment because they're playing
a fox song at disney oh right like on the main
street and apparently that was like a first oh two two when they did it last year they did it
again this year but last year was what apparently was the first playing of a fox song it's hard to
conjure what other fox songs are what else is now in their arsenal? There's not like a Predator song.
Oh, Sound of Music.
Any Sound of Music song.
Disney owns it.
Don't Ray Me?
I feel like they aren't really making it.
Could we have Sound of Music in Disneyland Forward,
Sound of Music Land?
Oh, yeah.
You could be in the hill.
You can track this vehicle, go up the hill with her.
She said, and your vehicle spins.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's not bad, actually.
That is good.
We talked when we did the Simpsons with all you guys here in person, and there was a Planet
of the Apes reference in it.
And with the music, that's when it hit us like, oh, wait, Disney owns that now.
That's a Fox song.
And they could play that.
They could do an apes ride at California Adventure.
I wouldn't think they do the apes ride at California Adventure. I wouldn't think they'd do the apes ride at Disneyland.
There's an apes ride at the Fox Studios Malaysia Park
with the weird that still has the Fox license,
which was left in this weird limbo of can we still do it?
But they have a full, it's like somewhere between,
I forget if it's trackless or not,
but it's like Rise of the Resistance-esque,
it's Transformers-esque, and it's transformers-esque and it's all about caesar
it's kind of like the second movie that exists in malaysia and nobody acknowledges it yeah yeah
those apes will never age they're cgi apes you're not gonna look at the like you know when you go
on a ride now and you're like well that's not what dominic toretto looks like now or whatever now i
mean uh you know caesar is timeless daniel redcliffe is a little boy forever
in yeah we're all every day watching a particular age of this very famous very strange that is true
yeah but uh yeah no the the rainbow uh i mean i love the corn dog in general though they it seemed
like last year their churro choices were better like they they had like a sour cherry one last
year this year was just i think it was like cake batter uh no it was cereal milk cereal milk uh frosting with it which
and pineapple sprinkles which it was fine but i i kind of wish they had the sour cherry one i think
they have also they had popcorn with lucky charms in it yes yeah which i i didn't get that because
i watched that saint patrick mcdougall video you mentioned, Jason. Yeah. He pointed out the like, yeah, all of the Lucky Charm or Rainbow Cereal bits.
He said they all just go straight to the bottom instantly.
Like they just all fall.
Well, yeah.
I didn't feel like that would work.
Just weight wise.
Not very even distribution.
Yeah.
They need to work on that for next year i will
say this food is more interesting and fun that a lot of the disney food it does sound like the
operation side of it needs some fine tuning yeah i i did want to try i but i was like i don't want
to overload myself but like the oh i had the i did have the watermelon mickey beignets but that's because we love the uh mickey
beignets oh sure we went to the we went to the mint julep uh area and got that it was one of
the last things they were closing down and that uh though also you talk about disney things breaking
down we had bad luck that night on things breaking down like we on mickey runnery where i had no no
problem and my husband and i split off from the group
the the rest of the group were like oh let's all do space mountain together but space mountain was
like an hour long thing and we might miss the cavalcade so we're like no let's not do space
mountain then our friends who did it were like they made us switch cars the car wasn't working
so we had to get in a separate car we We went on Star Tours together. I have never had Star Tours break on me before.
It broke.
It did the first light speed jump.
It wrenched us forward harder than usual.
Oh, no.
Then the screen went up and they turned down.
They took us all off the thing and put us in another one.
I've never had that.
That's good.
They just reloaded you immediately.
You essentially got the real life Millennium Falcon experience.
Yeah.
And my back hurt.
Well, I assume Han Solo's back must always hurt.
Now you know what it was like to be him.
And also, though, the worst for our pals were, we went on Big Thunder because I was like,
oh, we got to do Big Thunder at midnight.
I want to see nighttime. big thunder but our other friends went on pirates and they were stuck on
pirates till after close like they had to be escorted off pirates in a walk not move again
like we we were waiting that's how we got the clarabelle video because we were waiting outside
pirates to meet up with them we're like well surely it's going to start now and then it hits one and they're like
everybody clear out and they're still stuck on pirates you know where they got stuck and had to
walk off from uh i think it was i do think it was the big group uh area the you know the auction
how area it's like the number prime spot that's where i want to walk off i think i think i we got stuck there for like 10 minutes once under the box that's almost about to drop on you we were
under that box at the end toward the end but yeah they they got they got escorted off of it so they
missed they missed the clear the transcendent clarabelle moment they missed it but but then
again i got to be jealous of them because at some point their group they met harvey guillen
from uh the what we do in the shadows oh he's so great on that so he's great he's he's a queer
performer and his his character is the greatest i love him i have a celeb crush on on him and when
when i saw photos later that he's like yep i was he was there on the night with us
i saw that and then friends later said like yeah we actually bet him and we got to take pictures
when it's like oh i missed that so if the cost of being stuck i don't know if i'd make the trade of
like i couldn't see the clarabelle dance and a couple other things but i could have met harvey
if i'm being stuck on them uh pirates ride i I don't know. I might have made that trade.
He was Disney bounding even, I think, based on his outfit.
It was like a Donald-ish outfit.
He was white shirt, blue side cap kind of thing.
Very knee-high socks to represent Donald.
He's got it all on his social media, you can see.
It's an accidental meet and greet.
Yeah, I think that was the only celeb I knew of who was at it that night. got it all on the social media you can see wow wow it's an accidental meet and greet yeah i i
think that was the only celeb i knew of who was at it that night but uh yeah that i was very jealous
of my friends who got to meet him but gavin newsom was there last year oh okay yes he tweeted about
it last year he went really yeah interesting i don't know if he was there this year and i didn't
i got to see i wanted to get the andor part of the new Star Tours, but it was the Ahsoka one, which I only had to guess out of like, oh yeah, I heard that.
I didn't see Ahsoka.
I watched Andor.
I didn't watch Ahsoka.
But I know there's like space whales in it.
And so the space whales are very central to that new section of Star Tours.
Yeah, so they've got to investigate the space whales further.
They apparently show up in a lot.
Yeah, it's all connected connected that rebel show and stuff it's such pure feloni
things that i'm like it i as a as a star wars fan of a certain vintage to be told that clone wars
and the related things matter like in the cartoons matter that i totally ignored i was like i'm not
i don't like this i i didn't i confusion is too much to take in i have been told these didn't
matter now you tell me i have to know all these characters
From the Clone Wars show
It's confusing to me
Imagine my feeling where my entire canon is Star Tours
The rest of it
Like wait so I gotta know about who these other
Who Han Solo is
I'm exhausted
I'm out
I'm just saying Rise of Skywalker
It seemed like they were looking for something.
And if you had just put some space whales in there, it might have gone a little more smoother.
It would have fixed it.
Yeah, sure.
Well, I mean, sounds like a great evening.
Sounds like a particularly fun, just like, I don't know, like a pretty juiced up, good desserts, good performers.
Just kind of like a bestney has to offer sort of
thing besides all the rides being open or working yeah the the cast members were the vibes are great
i would yeah if you've not done it was my first time doing any of the uh dark disneyland dark
events and i'd say it was a lot of fun it was i mean it was like i believe it was 160 a ticket
and it's good 6 p.m is when you can start mixing
in so you get 6 p.m to 1 a.m and most of the stuff's running and and you're there you're not
doing this to ride rise of the resistance anyway you're not coming there for for doing that so
you're not gonna miss that but yeah the food i just and and even the uh just the people at the
churro carts were like so excited they had had glow sticks and were dancing to all the songs at the churro cart in Fantasyland.
Oh, sorry.
One other character I meant to mention was the, again, this is for people younger than me,
Tinkerbell and her many pixie pals from those directed videos.
Pixie Hollow.
Yeah, the characters.
All the Pixie Hollow characters were out, and they were being sassy.
They were also having some fun.
Okay.
Within reason of their characters.
I don't think they were breaking any character rules, but they were being a little extra sassy, which was fun.
That's fun.
But yeah, I would say it's, I bet it only grows from here, especially because I think the finger thing means the money. They made some bank on this night,
and I think Disney can see it's worth it
to get those rainbow bucks more in the next year.
The red shirt I bought is oversized for me
because they were out of my size.
I had to buy a size up.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
But you are decked.
You got several things.
Yes, I'm wearing my white Pride Night 2024 hat, too.
It's the official one and also the i have i have my uh fanny pack as well that's that's a new thing yeah they got you yeah for for
my husband and i we really are into fanny packs are now walk around thing for the parks like we
just like having it side on the shoulder it's it's our favorite thing though he my husband wore a uh stitch backpack
that uh from disney tokyo disney which is it's stitch upside down so it's like he's like showing
his butt to you as the thing it's like he's that little rascal stitch like his excuse me his tush
his tush oh i'm sorry he's showing his tush to you it's 2024 it's tush and that's and and that
was great while dancing the stitch performer loves seeing
anybody wearing a stitch merchandise oh yeah would pose extra and be like do the heart signal and
point at you like it yeah that's my tush look look up all the videos of the dancing at least and you
can see how much fun the performers are having and there's i my gaydar was going off on all these
performers who are like oh you've got to be you got to be some part of the rainbow having a great time.
Finally getting to not have to tamp down yourself for the family daytime performers.
Not yet.
Not give just 40%, which just reads like regular good dancing.
Yeah.
You can actually take it all the way up.
You can't serve as hard on a regular Disney day.
They were serving C-word that night.
Claire Bell was definitely serving C-word.
C-word is cow.
I'm glad someone else said it.
I hid it in my notes.
I was like, I don't know if I should be.
He said it on the way over in the car.
He said the workshop.
No, well, he just was saying, he said the phrase.
I was also enraptured. And he hasn't said it, so I just was saying he said the phrase i was also
i know what it means but i was just trying to prompt jason really cow or it means claribel
yeah she was serving jason should say the word on the show it's uh i that is another of those
like i'm starting to feel old things of seeing like tiktoks that just use the c word all the
time in them that content is like wow we just say this now we just say it like that's okay like this was almost the biggest
no-no yeah yeah and that would seem fun yeah it does yeah jason's in the car just yelling it the window down and he started screaming at people and I said Jason stop I'm not doing it right stop
and then he got
out of the car
he started throwing
things to people
hey let me do a round
of it really quick
and he got a bullhorn
he put the big bullhorn
from the Dukes of Hazzard
on the top of my car
and he started shouting
he brought a horn
and attached his own
microphone to it
yeah
alright well it's all
the new words
of 2024
they're all they're in play for all of us
uh um but geez what a blast this is a very fun thing to thank you for for doing this and bringing
us a trip report uh it made me feel like i was there maybe we should maybe we got to do one of
these in the future it sounds really fun uh but hey henry gilbert you survived podcast the ride
thank you for joining us and making time in a trip that had that and a bunch
of other park stuff and podcast stuff let's exit through the gift shop is there anything you'd like
to plug oh well of course yeah thanks for having me and yeah we i love i i always love being on
podcast ride and you guys are the best and uh and yeah i i co-host the podcast Talking Simpsons with Bob Mackie, where we talk about The Simpsons in chronological order.
And we are in season four slash 14 right now.
We kind of bounce between the two just to be classic and keep going forward, though, too.
But, yeah, we just, I guess the most recent guest appearance of one of you guys with Scott was on our one about the Epcot, where they visited.
Right, yeah.
The fake Epcot.
Teacher of the Year, Little Richard.
You got a lot going on on that one.
Yeah, the show really hates Epcot, at least back then.
They don't hate Epcot now.
They love it and think everybody should go there all the time.
But go to Disney Plus and you can find all of these scathing epcot jokes these
jokes about epcot being boring but in this simpsons almost is like all the for and then all
of that you know that it's there's that one joke especially in itchy and scratchy land about like
uh would nazi supermen or yes or something that that was their equivalent of walt disney made
that uh and i they almost the Simpsons maybe takes credit
for the only subversiveness anywhere on Disney Plus.
Yeah.
It's pretty, it's kind of amazing.
It's impressive, yeah.
And so we go,
and if you want to know all the history of every joke
and every change line and all these things,
where our job too, I think, is to explain,
you know, when there's a Crystal Pepsi joke in there
and people are very confused by what Crystal Pepsi is, we will explain it.
Yeah, we do that every week.
And we are sponsored at Patreon.com slash Talking Simpsons, where we have a ton of bonus stuff.
That's also where we do the What a Cartoon podcast, or we also cover the Futurama and King of the Hill.
There's just as in depth and uh each
month we do a super long podcast about an animated feature film we just did five hours and 40 minutes
on mulan which uh led me to do a ton of research on the orlando animation studio that was also a
ride or a an experience yeah yeah yes, Mulan was one of the ones
when that was still up and running.
It was their major,
it was the first one done primarily in Orlando
and it was fun.
I read stories of the animators saying like,
God, this, it was like seven day a week
production crunch in the last six months.
Being there till 11 p.m.,
hearing people screaming on Tower of Terror
as you're going home from
animating all day so we haven't talked about that as much i feel like even though that is a
fascinating thing and looms large in my head as a kid going and being like oh they're making a movie
in there like that was a deal for me my parents said like a tour guide a tour group passed and i
like wait they like let me wait and join up with the next one.
Because I was stuck.
I need to keep looking at this.
I was so enamored with that.
Yeah, that's a big one we've missed.
There's a great doc on YouTube now called Beyond the Glass, which is a 90-minute interview
with tons of animators who work there.
They have a funny story in there about how if a tour group would go by and there was a particularly attractive woman in the group,
one animator at one end of it would go,
swing, and that would let other people know
like a hot lady's coming through.
And they'd all just say,
swing through the,
because they were working there.
Wayne's World was relatively new.
And we finally had a sound to associate with a certain thing
that our body could do.
That's what Jason was saying when we were in the car, too.
That, too?
I kept trying to get through Clarabelle pictures.
She's on the program.
Oh, I love that. That's good mythology.
I'm going to break up the new situation.
Goofy broke up Horace Scores' collar.
I'm getting in there.
My hall pass
clear of a pound.
Your hall pass
is clear of a pound.
My hall pass
is a fictional
animated character
just starting to pile up.
Jason can serve
C-word himself.
Yeah.
But anyway,
yes,
Talking Simpsons podcast
and patreon.com
slash talking simpsons.
And on most social media,
I'm H-E-N-E-R-E-Y-G.
So, yeah.
Thanks. Cool. Thank you so much for having me, guys. Thank you. Thanks for doing it. Yeah, geez. What a blast. TalkingSimpsons9 and on most social media I'm H-E-N-E-R-E-Y-G so yeah thanks
thank you so much
for having me guys
thank you
thanks for doing it
yeah geez
what a blast
and yeah
and all the episodes
we've been on
on TalkingSimpsons
have been a lot of fun
and we're cartoon users
so nice to smash
oh Saturday morning
All Star Hits
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it's there
Netflix isn't one of the places
that yanks yet.
We were talking about Max and all that earlier.
Thanks, Netflix, for not yanking.
Everybody's in LA.
No yank for that either.
I love that show so much.
Everybody's in LA was so great, too.
That was so great.
Thank you for my small percentage.
I'm a massive fan of the rest of it, too.
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we ask stitch to change the lyrics the way i want tye Sivan's song Rush to sound.
Could he say, I feel the rush addicted to your tush for me?
Would he be so bold?
Let me see if he's still here.
Okay, please, yeah, check.
Check to make sure.
Yeah, could you just come?
Okay, sounds like he's here.
Sounds like he is here.
Could you just say?
I feel the rush addicted to to your tush Okay Is what
I want him to say
I feel the rush
Addicted to your tush
It sounds better
I think it's better
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