Podcast: The Ride - Rock ’n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets*
Episode Date: June 12, 2026At Disney's Hollywood Studios, the stars of Rock 'n' Roller Coaster have been replaced. Aerosmith is out. The Muppets are in. To one of our hosts, this was a catastrophic mistake. To the othe...r hosts—and maybe the public at large—it was mostly a good idea.Who's right? We'll definitively answer that question by the end of this podcast!*We have not actually ridden the ride. However, thanks to our finely tuned theme park assessment skills, we're confident we can determine its quality from a copious amount of opening-day footage."Electric Mice Orchestra" episode is up at: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRideFOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE:https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRidehttps://www.instagram.com/podcasttherideBUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ridePODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Today, we discuss a ride supposedly about rock and roll.
But how rock can it be when the puppet's hands aren't even posed like a sex act?
Yes, Tom Hamilton is out.
Floyd Pepper is in.
And Mike Carlson is in for a lot of soul searching.
It's rock and roller coaster starring The Muppets on podcast The Ride.
I don't know if you have a way to start, but I've prepared a song.
Would that be an acceptable way to begin this episode?
No.
But I had a bad joke I wanted to say.
Well, we can do both.
No, I'm just kidding.
I didn't have it.
Oh, okay.
Well, all right, then I will proceed.
But just before I do the song, you should know that the song comes from the character of you, Mike.
This is me writing in the songwriting voice of Mike.
So here we go.
I don't want ping pong ball eyes.
I don't want no doctor.
teeth because I miss Joe Perry and the Muppets can suck a dick.
Does that feel Jason Sheridan enjoyed it?
What I just, me, Scott Garner just saying, but does that reflect, do you feel like
what you Mike Carlson believe?
Yes, I feel seen, I feel heard.
Perfect.
All right, I'm glad I didn't mischaracterize it.
In that case, would you mind if I go one further and do one more song that I have prepared
and see this one also, maybe you could see if I'm getting into the groove of writing
in your character.
It's time for shitty music.
No awesome scarves in sight.
It's time to beat the Muppets for the way they treated Mike.
All right, that's good.
Yeah, I like that.
I mean, the music part of it I didn't like as much.
The music part was okay.
Whatever you were parroting, that didn't really vibe with me.
Oh, okay.
Your criticism is with the melody, less than the lyrics.
The choice of what you were parroting music-wise.
Well, you might not realize that I did not write.
that melody myself. That's actually, that's actually
from the world of the Muppets who
took over the
roller, yes. Perhaps it's something that you're just not
vibing with in general, which may factor
into our opinions.
The first one, I really liked the music. That was
neat, I thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was familiar, but I really
like that. I think if you search your heart, you'll realize
you heard that somewhere before. Maybe
sung a little better and sung a little
sexier. Mike has some notes
on the
50-year-old
Muppets theme song.
It's just okay, you know, it just feels a lot dated, whatever that, yeah.
If that's what it was, if that's what Muppets game song was.
There's been a brief revival.
There might be a bigger revival, and your note might be to, I don't know,
give it a little bit of infusion of rock and roll circa 1996.
Yeah, if it rocked a little harder, either from that year or from 1997,
whenever the pinnacle, the second pinnacle of the band was.
But I feel like, oh, there was only one pinnacle in your eyes.
that, you know, it seems like when you found the bad boys of Boston
is whatever hits they had before, you like and you respect.
Sure, but the 90s, the just push play.
You're just push play, your nine lives.
Yeah, nine lives just push play.
You're honking on Bobo.
It's so hard on the knees.
Now, see, I'm not sure if we've mentioned that one.
I do kind of like that one.
I do too.
I recall from the Mike Myers-Arosmith Blockbuster,
in 1997 episode of Saturday Night Live.
That was what they performed.
And I thought it worked.
And then, yeah, we've talked about, what,
Summer Girl, Girls of Summer,
whatever the hell.
That's a pretty good song, too.
I mean, yeah, you got me here.
You got me.
And you know what?
I'm glad that we are airing some of this out.
Because, unless super jammed in there,
this could be your last viable excuse
to talk about Erosmith at length,
even though people have perhaps
downloaded this clicked on it,
thinking, oh, they're going to talk
about the Muppets.
Well, not if I can help.
You're going to push that back
as far as you can.
This is really, it really should be good,
but the episode should be called Goodbye
Rock and Roller Coaster starring Aerosmith
instead of, so that you don't think that it is a
hello to Rock and Roller Coaster
starring the Muppets, which is new
at Disney World as of the last few weeks.
Right, yes. This is a,
this is a wake.
As far as I'm concerned, this is sort of a celebration of life for the aerosmith version of this ride.
I think that's a great idea for a title because it helps me because I didn't really know what the thesis of this episode was.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry you were confused. You should have put your hand up sooner.
I mean, you know, I think whatever we end up calling it and we might not want to super complicate the naming mechanism.
But my thought was, look, this Muppets roller coaster is new.
Spoiler, we have not gone down and done it.
We have not been to Florida in person.
And yet it felt like emotions are running so high.
And it is certainly dominating our little bubble of theme park media to where we should at least address it.
So this will be, you know, it's kind of an asterisk.
Yes, it's the episode about the rock and roller coaster starting the Muppets.
But, you know, it's purely speculative because none of us have done it in person.
We are going off of videos.
We're going off of rumors.
Right. We asked chat GPT how it is.
And it's mainly that we're mainly going.
It's 80% what AI told us about it.
Right.
And like, look, we've obviously walked the halls.
We've been on the coaster because, like, we know what this basically is is they've just, like,
rip the skin off of an existing character being entity and just put some new skin on.
top of the skeleton.
Yeah.
We know that.
And I don't know.
And why did it need new skin?
The skin of every person on camera in that attraction is perfect skin.
It's skin that any of us would be lucky to have.
Right.
Not, it not, and that word skeleton, also beautiful skin.
In no way does any member of Aerosmith resemble a skeleton with a odd semi-translucent skin
stretched over it willy-nilly.
Like a scene from the movie.
Brazil. That's
not what you're saying.
No, it's not Brazil-esque at all. Five beautiful men.
This got the skin suits quick.
When you're dealing
with the people we're dealing with.
Jason's the like deleting notes he
had because he had a wholly different thesis, I think
for this episode. Did not know what we were.
And of course, I knew exactly
what we were going to be talking about on this episode. Of course.
I came in with a very, very specific idea of what we were
doing today. Yes, yeah. Well, and I
I think, you know, I think we will talk about the new things that have happened, but I think mainly, look, let me be more honest with you, Jason.
I viewed this as kind of a therapy session for our friend Mike here, because I know that in, as I said, it is dominating theme park media.
There have been various reactions to this Muppet overlay, various, I'm sorry to say, positive reactions.
And I don't know, I've just been wondering, it seems like getting a microphone on you to Vindexam.
some thoughts might be a good thing to do with this.
And I, I'm sorry, Mike, I have to say, from footage I've seen, I'm like,
some of this stuff in this new ride looks pretty good.
Well, sure, they can put lipstick on a pig.
You know, they can put a hat on a pig.
They can dress the pig up in a different outfit.
But ultimately, that's appropriate that you said pig, because there's a muppet,
you know what, there's not enough time.
Go ahead.
It's going to say, yeah, it is a, like,
I hear what you're saying, but I think that the
base of the franchise is putting lipstick
and different outfits on pigs, which they have done in this,
and I think people are responding well.
Let me just state for the listener who perhaps hasn't followed
some of this on the podcast.
Yes. You know, our first covering of the Rock and Roller Coaster
starring Aerosmith was years ago.
So I think you're right that a last time on
might be a smart thing to do. Sure.
You know, many years ago we covered this.
And I, I, maybe even through that episode of Podcast the Right, sometimes you discover things about yourself while you're podcasting.
Sure.
And I think even maybe while we were doing that, I realized how much affection I had for rock and roller coaster starring Aerosmith.
Personally, it was like the first real roller coaster I ever, I guess you consider Space Mountain a real roller coaster.
But that launch felt like I was finally an adult.
I was finally, I was ready to rock and I was ready to do a launch.
I was ready to go 60 miles per hour and look at Stephen Tyler's hat.
I was ready to do all of that.
And it made me feel like a grownup.
So I think there's some feeling there of like, oh, wow, that was number.
That was the first time I ever did this.
This place is where you became a man.
That's exactly correct.
And then I think when we were at Disney World, maybe after that, I had a choice late at Hollywood Studios one night.
Do I want to go on the Tower of Terror one more time?
Or do I want to go on rock and roller coaster?
And I didn't even, again, it wasn't even a fully conscious thought up until that point when I said,
oh, I need to go on rock and roller coaster over Tower of Terror.
I intellectually understand that Tower of Terror is better themed.
It's a classier ride.
It's cool.
It's a very, very unique of course.
It's more classic Disney.
Classic Disney.
Like immersive and Haim and era cobwebs that have aged it and a story.
But all of those things are inherent in the Arrow Smith coaster as well.
It is that you're taken to an era in 1999.
Very specific years.
It's very fully fleshed out by the clothing that everyone is wearing and their hairstyles and their scarves.
Yes.
And there is a story.
They're late for a concert and so are we and they need to, how are we going to get there?
Well, how about a limo?
Make it a stretch.
No, make it a super stretch.
Right.
There's iconic lines, iconic pre-show moments.
And then the ride itself very fun, really, really fun.
very still pleasurable to this day.
It's not rough like Hulk
where I feel like my head is going to pop off
when I go on the Hulk.
This is still an old coaster that works.
Yeah.
And I'm with you, by the way,
because I, this was what,
in my more Scarity Cat era,
I was not going on this.
This was something that I wanted to conquer
when we started going to Disney World together.
I've ended up doing it,
you know, every time I've gone
in the last couple years and a lot of fun.
It's so formed.
Nerve, big time nerves,
just getting into that kind of alley.
room where you load and then like there is no launch where I'm seated where I am more
freaked out that has never gone away but my fondness for as you know I didn't book you became a
man earlier than I did sure I'm a late bloomer we all go we all become men at different times
we do it at our own we do it at our own base just the one commonality is Stephen Tyler is there
watching yeah that's always comfortable is a welcome presence right so you know I realized in the
last so many years that man like I really love this ride this ride is fun and and cool I would even
say even though it's outdated I would say it's like kind of a cool it made me feel like oh this is like
this is like for like a hip people ride you know it's not like stuffy old disney well in 1999 yes and
when you were 15 years old yes yeah I would maybe recalibrate the use of that word as time goes
on yeah fair enough Muppet vision 3D announced going away right
people upset, understandably.
Last work of Jim Henson.
And it felt like maybe Disney didn't realize people might be so cranky about this.
Yeah.
It felt like they were like, oh, I would say just go on Google and search Muppet and then add the phrase comment section and just see what you find generally.
Like they could have discovered a clue quickly.
It feels like somebody should have been like, they're going to be kind of mad about this.
So.
Yeah.
As the kind of anger that you will encounter via your opinions expressed in this episode.
We all, yes, we all have things.
Yes, am I more upset about this going away, the Muppet Vision?
I don't want to say definitively.
You know, that's like pleading the fifth.
That's a cheat.
We'll see.
Maybe I'll just discover what my opinion is by the end of the episode.
But it felt, and look, they've floated the idea of a doctor teeth,
electric mayhem, rock and roller coaster before.
This has been sort of out there.
There's been a few different ideas over the years.
What have been that, I know that there was a rumor and who knows how far long that was
of that it's going to show up in California Adventure.
It'll be a ride to save California adventure.
No doubt.
With the music of no doubt, with local heroes, no doubt.
Interesting idea.
I think that could have been kind of right on the money in 2003.
In what's the in Rock Steady era.
Hella,
good.
I think that would have been really cool in 2002.
And then maybe not so much soon after.
But it would have been,
it would have met the moment, is what it would have done.
I would have just hoped that during the Lenton.
season.
They would have blessed up, you know, that we would have gotten, we've gotten Gwen Stefani
with the ashes, like in the commercials for Mark Wahlberg's Prayer Act.
That is a neat.
And, yeah, well, they could have incorporated that as time went on.
Like, after her religious turn, I mean, theme parks do face painting.
They maybe even do henna tattoos.
Very rarely does a theme park give you an ash cross.
We would hopefully get a henna tattoo, period, as well, before you.
she blast up.
Sure.
You know?
Yeah.
I mean, it is possible that in the modern era of Disney,
they were there like, maybe we don't want to like build some permanent ride based on
rock stars because there's always something weird going on with them.
Sure.
I mean, yes, this is the, this is a question is like, do you think that there was ever, do you,
when did they land on Muppets, Dr. Teeth, Electric Mayhem as the solution?
Do you think that there was any band considered?
Do you think they tried to ever pass the baton or was there the fear always?
This is a dicey area for Disney.
Well, there's all, we've all heard like the rumor.
Oh, they're going to, Taylor Swift is going to be the one.
It's going to be music of queen back when.
Who knows if any of those were real.
I'm sure.
I'm sure they've been floating different ideas for a decade plus.
Yeah.
There's no doubt that they've, no doubt that there's,
they've been floating different ideas for this for a long time because it's certainly,
I hate to admit, a little tired.
I understand.
Sure, sure.
I like that about it, but it's...
I mean, I'm sure they consider changing it to, like, rap or country,
but then they would have alienated that audience who on dating apps say they like all music except rap and country.
Except rap and country.
You know?
So then Muppet Vision goes away, and it feels like a kind of panic decision.
They were like, oh, by the way, shit.
Dr. Keith is going to be on,
they're going to get rid of Aerosmith.
Muppets, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Don't be bad at us.
Did you know, this was always the plan
and now we were doing the plan?
It was like Tiana in 2020.
Oh, yeah, by the way, Tiana's coming.
We told you that, right?
Here's already.
You didn't see a concept dart or there's concept dart.
Here's one piece of art.
It'll be here in like five years.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.
We were doing.
You didn't even realize.
Disney Plus show,
Dr. Teeth and Toll workaholic,
not Adam Devine or other workaholic.
Toll workaholic.
That's all we're going on.
So it felt like a consolation prize for the people who were mad about Muppet Vision going away.
Sure.
Yeah, and I wonder how what is the Muppet fan, the Muppet super fan rationale at this point?
Does it feel like consolation prize?
It is like taking a big attraction, a big E-ticket attraction and pulling the Muppets into it.
So you could view it as an upgrade.
At the same time, it is more of a world of quick Muppet hits in the queue.
Easter eggs.
And then, you know,
I mean, there's a Muppet flavor throughout,
but I guess you could,
you would call it a downgrade in that Muppet Vision 3D
just, you know, is one of the best manifestations
of the Muppet sensibility ever, full stop,
right there with the Muppet show.
So, you know, you don't get lost in the world of the writing
and the comedy of the Muppets.
It's just kind of like a roller coaster that is tinged with this.
Yes. So my, so to combine my love of the original Rock and Roller Coaster and my irritation at this like, even though maybe I think that they did a pretty good job with everything or a good job combined. And then also my feeling that the ride itself still is not the ultimate way to experience the Muppets. It's just not that's like, I know what I'm saying. That's my strongest argument for this shouldn't necessarily.
have happened is like a vast roller coaster like that's the ride system that you want to go through
the world of the Muppets on that to me feels just a little bit like panic we got to do something
all right cram the pre-show and everything with fun stuff and as many all the imaginers do
your best all the Muppet people do your best but the ride itself is still like and just like shoot
them past a couple pictures of things they recognize put some eyes on some palm trees yeah that part
I will admit.
I'm watching the ride through and I'm like, okay.
And I didn't remember exactly what was there before,
but when I did a side-by-side and like, oh,
those curvy palm trees were there and they just put eyes on them.
That's a little, I don't know.
And it's no not on people who put it together.
Like a splatted beaker.
It's throughout the ride.
On a sign that existed already.
That's fun.
That's good.
That's fun.
Sure.
I'm just saying it's like, oh, oh, wow.
Finally, we're getting a Muppet ride.
but the ride itself is still not a Muppet ride.
Let's be honest.
It would, you know what, I think if you had a true Muppet courtyard over there with Muppet Vision 3D, with this,
and with then a wild Muppet e-ticket.
I think then you wouldn't compare the fact that it is the Muppet ride,
not counting various Sesame Street products throughout the globe, a different thing,
I think you would say.
But as far as Muppets proper,
unless I'm forgetting something,
it is the ride.
I wish they just built a line
and then didn't,
built a separate new building
for a new line.
And you just walked through the line
and it was longer than the line
for Rock and Roller coaster.
And you got more pre-show with the Muppets
because that's the good,
that's the good Muppet stuff on this.
It's the pre-show and all that fun stuff.
Yes, yeah.
Little cameos.
They did a great job of that stuff.
They could have actually manifested
the museum of the weird
or like the Pirates
Haunted Man, like walk-through
exhibit-y kind of thing that was never
made. So I feel
I feel like it would be giving the
corporate Disney, I'm not letting
them off that easy. That's what I'm saying. I'm sticking
to my guns here. I'm not letting
them off that easy. I also
I, you know, I
believe you is the thing. I will look you
in the eyes and say that I believe that you were telling the truth.
I think I was wondering if we
would hear a lot of bluster
about things that are
Like, I guess what I'm saying is I believe that what you were bothered by is the kind of like slapdash nature of it.
Yeah.
Not just that your beloved Aerosmith went away.
No.
I do.
I do sense.
Okay, okay.
I'm not saying it's totally, but I, but yes, there's a lot of it just like, well, you're not fooling me.
You're not fooling me here.
This isn't the ride for the Muppets.
Yeah.
I'm still going to like it because it's the ride I like.
And I'm sure.
regardless of the, you know,
a sort of lazy track list,
you know,
other than that.
Oh, well,
now it's coming,
okay,
okay,
this is really,
I think we're at all.
You know,
what are these songs?
I mean,
one of them I,
you know,
okay.
But do we need,
how many times
do we need here
born to be wild?
A song I've never liked
or cared about.
Oh,
interesting.
Interesting.
Wow.
I feel like you,
I feel like you like
basic ass rock songs.
Some of them I do.
Born to be wilds never been one I liked.
I don't know why.
I like magic car.
carpet ride by Steppenwolf.
I think I prefer that.
Yeah, yeah.
I like Magic Carlin.
I don't know.
I'm not mad.
It's one of those.
It's just it's the wallpaper.
Born to be wild is if you're alive, you're hearing born to be wild out there.
I'm not passionate about it.
I'm not dispassionate about it.
I'm with Scott on this.
Yeah, I never gave much thought.
It's just it exists.
Yeah, it exists.
You know.
Kind of the same.
I mean, I like Blur.
I like Blurr a lot in Damon Albert and Gorillin.
So like that seems fun.
They did it live.
you know, that's fun.
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Jane was intrigued and excited by like, oh, there's a Kelly Clarkson thing.
She grew up really liking Kelly Clarkson.
But here's a joke I do around the house about that, Mike.
Say, oh, there's a...
Can somebody do it like Fazi or something?
It seems like we got a little routine on our hands.
It's an old, it's a shitty joke.
But Mike, say like, oh, there's a Kelly Clarkson thing in it.
There's a Kelly Clarkson thing in the ride, is what you're saying?
Yeah, yeah, just say the phrase.
Oh, there's a Kelly Clarkson thing in it.
Kelly Clarkson, the talk show host?
And how's that do around here?
Is that murder?
Oh, she doesn't like it.
She doesn't.
She does not care for it.
No, it's just a shitty old, like,
You mentioned a star and you mentioned, like, their lesser movie.
It's like Jim Carrey, from the number 23?
Yeah, but Kelly Clarkson is a popular talk show.
Yeah, but it's not a primary thing she's known for.
She was known for a sink.
Well, now.
You might argue it is now.
Nice joke.
Now when does the punchline get here?
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
That's correct.
I didn't say it was a good joke.
Just saying like some of the move, like,
Carrie movie like that's not like a widely known
everybody Kelly Clarkson's a very popular
talk show host yeah okay well I just
I was just I just like to play
Duh and you're like
Kelly Clark's a talk show
why is she singing
well look I mean you're fair enough
every talk show host isn't a singer I like her
covers that she does sometimes
on the talk show that's fun
weaser once so I know that
just like the mop bits
oh true we are so back with
weezer I just want to let you guys know
Kenny beats the guy who produces geese
He's producing the new Weaser album
And the first two tracks, one of them leaked
He's got the sound
He figured out the sound
And I'm so excited
How do you want to let you know that?
How do you think I will feel
Someone who hasn't liked a Weasers song in 20 years
Oh, you love geese, you don't stop
You're a goose head
I'm in the flak
Yeah, I don't know, we'll see
We'll see you and it sounds like he's got a classic
He's got a classic Weasers sound
There's not like too much stuff on Rivers
vocals anymore
I don't like all that.
But it sounds,
it's got the sound,
the 90s sound I crave.
So not the 90s
Aerosmith sound I crave.
That's a different 90s sound I crave.
And that's what Youngblood's working on.
Youngblood is doing a whole other thing.
From what I heard,
it's not anything like.
Young,
well,
I've said it on the show before.
I finally listened to one Youngblood song
and it sounded like Hubistank to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And what's fascinating.
Which we went through some of this.
When Hubestank came up before and you were,
you're,
I told you.
This is horrible.
And I, well, I just played a clip, and you were arguing that it was a different kind of bad than I thought it was.
That is what I were arguing about.
What kind of bad it sounded was.
We weren't arguing that it's bad.
Yeah, that was what we can agree on.
I didn't know, I didn't believe your reference was correct in its badness.
So I wanted to get my.
I thought it was imagined.
Dragon's bad.
You were asserting that it is hubasank bad.
What would you say is the reason you don't like hoopistak?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Walk a walk
I'll tell you what
Huba stank
Oh
The greatest trick
Youngblood's biggest trick
Is that he's fooled all these old guys
And he's
I saw it again
There's a guy who has a radio show
Maybe on series called Eddie Trunk
And he's kind of an older guy
And he does you know
Yeah Eddie Trunk
From MTV
Yeah
With MTV 2
MTV 2
But he's got his own
He's got his own little like
Old Guy Rock Empire
And I just saw a post for him
on my Instagram, he's like, Youngblood is bringing rock and roll back.
And I was like, you what?
They say that every year.
They say that every year.
Again, I like this young man.
I hope he succeeds.
I just don't understand why all these old men are like, holy shit, rock and roll is back.
Well, this is, I texted you what Aaron, my wife said, which is one of my coworkers
was talking about this incredible hot new artist named Youngblood.
And now he's really special because he's bringing the spirit of
of rock to a younger generation.
The age of this coworker, 63.
But I think he's like,
people, why of his 63-year-old need this so bad?
He's doing some mind trick on these guys,
these old guys.
And I'm really, that's what at this point,
the most fascinating thing about him to me,
is that he seems to be fooling old men
into thinking like his sort of middling,
like dark pop rock.
And I use that, that sounds better actually
than what it is.
but he's making them think
I guess because he has his shirt off and he's jacked
I think everyone maybe is like attracted to him
which I guess I am on some level as well
but I think that's full I think they're like getting lost
in his eyes and imagining
like a cooler
and you're like not me though
I can look right through those eyes
I don't feel nothing
now the bod I stop and stare
let me be clear
yeah I don't want to hear the mute
I just want to objectify that hot pod
but like
oh and anything anything you ever
anything
that's like you really go like that's cool
rock music it couldn't be
farther from it. Yeah, no
but I think it's just the weird filter
that people are just clinging on they just want
whatever. Aaron went on to say
this is the new way to be a gold digger
you don't
have to marry old people
just make music for them.
Yeah. But there's
other, like there's bands that aren't that
popular that I think are like this is a cool
like straight ahead rock and roll
song or whatever.
there's plenty of that.
But I think they don't have the like weird
label money that Youngblo, he's just like
wormed his way into, there's
promotional budget for Youngblood, thus we've
heard of Youngblood. I guess that is what's happening.
Thus all the, in all the greats,
all the Chris Angels are all glominious.
There's another Chris Angel post with him yesterday.
I don't know. I'm interested
to what they're cooking up though.
Those two twisted minds?
Hmm, wow, wow, I just
wait a minute.
I think I just, I think I just heard.
what they're cooking up in my head.
Let me see,
I got like a transmission from Gott.
Let's hear what this is.
Wow.
Oh my God.
Rock is back.
Rock is back.
He climbed as part of the Greek theater the other night.
Climbing to the stands.
Chris Angel or Youngblood?
Chris probably couldn't do it.
Chris Angel's other collaboration right now is Alice Cooper.
Do you think Alice Cooper is jealous?
Of Youngblood?
Yeah.
I think he's pretty secure.
He's in other things.
He's in the hell of.
Hollywood vampires.
So he has to understand.
Maybe it's given him.
How many people are in the Hollywood vampires?
There's no way to know.
Not enough.
Oh, okay.
There's not enough and there's no way to know.
It's like the All-Star band.
People rotate in and out.
It's probably similar to that.
Well, they're busy, you know.
Johnny Depp's busy with, you know,
red wine and Joe, I don't know what Joe Perry's.
Also busy with red wine.
Yeah, yeah, yes.
And then Alice Cooper, well, no, he's sober, I guess, right?
He's a famously sober person of.
Joe Perry, I think technically everyone in Arrow Smith is sober, technically, because that was a whole thing with them.
But I don't know that that's true.
I feel like Stephen Tyler's accused him of falling off the wagon.
They hate each other, but it's a sad thing, you know.
Jeez.
Well, so then do you, does it, when the last couple times you saw this ride in this pre-show, did you feel sad that all them hanging out together didn't reflect the current state?
Or did you like that it was like preserved in amber that, like, this is how it used to be.
just those guys in a room with Ken Marino
hashing it out,
all of them throwing in ideas
except for Ken Marino,
who I think was maybe paid
as a sag,
uh,
zero,
um,
non-speaking.
Yeah,
yeah,
extra basically.
Yeah,
yeah.
Yeah,
it's better,
a happier time,
it felt like happier times maybe for them.
Yeah.
Because they've been,
there's a lot of,
they've had a lot of problems in the last so many years.
It doesn't feel,
yeah,
it feels like they're not doing good.
And here's,
here's a question I had too,
is,
did they get rid of
both of my
a lot of my statements
are going to be offensive to you
did they get rid of
Aerosmith because they were feeling
like it was tired
or did they get rid of Aerosmith
due to problematic things
or does that not even rate on
the problematic stuff was out there
for decades
like every rock
okay almost every rock star
they have an autobiography
or a biography
and there's just 10 cancelable things
and almost every one of them
and there's just so many of
them that people just kind of throw their hands up in the air.
They flooded the zone in a Donald Trump fashion.
We could have universal health care.
We just seize the assets of all these problematic.
That's a good point.
We should maybe do that.
That's true.
Except some are British, so England is going to have to deal with them.
Right.
And they have been better about dealing with sex criminals.
But the Stephen Tyler, like Stephen Tyler has.
Well, let's not give them too much sex credit.
There are this centuries of the current crop.
Before the last six months or so.
Recent track record.
Yeah.
But some of the problematic Stephen Tyler issues, he has been sued for recently, I believe.
Okay.
But I'm sure that factored in.
It must have.
They're like, does this get way worse?
And then do we have a...
That lit a fire, I'm sure.
But I'm sure for a long time, though, like, this is probably going to go.
Well, because they've dealt with other, you know, there was another famous sex criminal who was the star of a Disney
attraction across the world
and then at some point they
brought that back in let's not be showing
that anymore and then when he passed away
you know what we changed our minds
and then when we remember
and they're like wait okay we changed our minds again
so yeah Disney I don't know
they call it as they see it
it's a it's a shifting metric
they see which way the wind is
blowing perhaps as well
and yeah a certain point after he
passed away everyone was like maybe you didn't
do it maybe it was okay
And then years later
He did die
So kind of yeah
Do we really want to keep punishing him
Not shows 3D movie anymore
But lately with recent
Box Office success
You gotta wonder if they're starting to think maybe
We
It's also a matter of like
How many decades after some of these guys
Pass away
Will it feel like they were fictional
Sure
Like Lincoln feels fictional
Just as a person in general
Yeah
Oh I see
Where he's like
Hercules or something.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
So, like, maybe in another 40 years,
Michael Jackson is, like,
people kind of forget that he existed.
Yeah.
So you can kind of, like, give the complete,
I mean, from what I hear,
the movie is a fictional version of him.
The movie, yeah.
And, well, yeah, the movie does a big,
takes a big leap forward as far as, yeah,
turning him into, like, a modern Christ.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, so for future generations,
if they're able to successfully, like,
weed out all the media that would make you question the guy,
in 50 years, if,
all right, all we know about him is this film,
let's put it in.
in. You go, oh my God, he's the finest man who ever lived.
And he wanted to do his own music, not the music his dad wanted him to do.
How dare his dad say, dude, this successful tour instead of your successful tour?
I mean, I think that all of the, all the rocks, living and dead rock stars, all of their versions of these movies are designed to be the only, like, artifact of how they lived once they're gone.
Yeah.
It's a, it's a very clean version of the story.
where they have ultimately triumphed over like some mild problems.
Yeah, yeah.
They didn't do anything that bad.
Yeah.
They were a little, like it's some bad behavior.
But ultimately they triumphed.
And by the way, these songs are all great,
and you should go to the streaming service and stream all of them so the estate can get more money.
No, do that.
And then that'll help inspire the American Idol Night of it and the jukebox musical of it.
It's just, it says it's everyone's best interest if you listen to these songs.
These movies are, to me, should be just as offensive as Marvel movies.
to other people.
To me, I find them exactly the same way,
only I like Marvel more.
I've been using the term in all caps,
evil biopics.
Yeah, and they all are that.
It's very funny to look back,
and it's like, oh, Walk the Lai was pretty good.
And then, oh, yeah, oh, Dewey Cox,
you know, the parody of that kind of movie.
Yeah, it really nailed some of the stuff these movies do.
And then, like, a number of years later,
it's like, let's make those movies,
but more evil and shittier.
Let's do, like, the tropes were all kind of called out.
Should we not do the tropes?
No, let's do a lot more.
Let's actually do just the tropes.
Yeah, let's just do the tropes and let's find new worst tropes.
I guess I'll rule out to Bob Dale and Bruce Springsteen movies
because those seem pretty innocuous.
Those are different.
Even if you dislike them, those are different.
Those are not evil biopics.
No.
It sounds like one of them is a boring biopic, but yeah, they don't come from evil biopic
Corp who is now working on the
Billy Joel music for which they may not
I'm sorry the Billy Joel movie for which they may not be granted
Billy Joel music
That's really a problem
Yeah they've got the confusing Billy Joel movie
They've got the Jimmy Saville Chronicles
They've got
The Gary Glitter
Prince Andrew rocks out
You know
On the
I like Gary Glitter would be like
I've got a wild idea
What if we did a sequel to rock and roll
Rock and Rollport 2
It'll never work
That's a really good part for my Mike Myers
Yeah
Mike Myers is a key part of his
His main franchises at this point
Shrek and evil biopic core
They're already working on the evil jelly roll movie
We don't know what he did yet
But we're gonna wait for him to do it
And then not talk about it
Yeah so
It was in jail for a while
I don't know what he was in jail for
I'm not going to look
No, I'm not going to
Make a judgment on that
While recording this episode
Hold on Jason
Jelly Roll?
The professional wrestler?
That's right.
Yeah, now see, now you've got the bad joke
Now you've got the spirit
I'm just annoyed that
As my refund for jelly roll
Post Malone Stadium tickets
Has not come in yet
Oh yeah
Well you spent two grand on tickets
Front row
20 grand
You wanted to go
see that show. A lot of a lot of a
tours are canceling lately.
Post Malone the country star.
I mean I don't even know enough about
Post Malone to know. Oh he did a country
dirty. He's doing a country turn down.
What would you consider Post Malone's music in general?
Did he have
one of the Spider-Man cartoon
smoothie songs? Good question. I think most of his
songs as far as I know most of his songs are about
Spider-Man. I believe that's his music genre
is Spider-Man. Okay. That's a
That's news to me, and then maybe I like him more now.
Sunflower?
Is he one of the three credit pay bill on Sunflower?
That's a great question.
I wish I knew the answer.
We got to look it up.
Okay.
So, yeah, he's not on the Muppets, a song list.
Although he might be in the queue.
The whole Q song list came out.
I don't know if you saw this.
Oh, no, I'm not.
There's a long, like, loop of just music.
And I'll find that here because that has a wide variety of rock and roll music.
Great, good, great.
So there's at least that.
I don't think they're done by the Muppets.
They're the real songs.
Was it all Aerosmith's music in the queue in the prior?
That's a great question that I don't really know.
Yeah.
Because I saw that in Paris, it was just like rock in general,
which at that time was like stained in POD.
Huh.
I mean, that stained in P.
Florida, I don't know.
That's a good question.
I don't know that either.
But there's, let me find, oh, sorry, I should have had this right here.
Let me find the list here.
Well, what do I, you're both.
looking up stuff. I want to get in on it.
What should I look up? Well, you could look up
with a video
of Youngblood climbing into the
audience at the
Greek theater a few days ago.
Sounds great. All right, listener, we'll be back in a minute.
We all got Googling to do, so...
Just give us a sec.
Click, click, click, click,
all right, I've got it.
I've got it. Okay.
There are, you know, we've got go-goes. You got U-2.
You got In excess. You got Paramore. You got Creed.
There's a few Dr. T's songs.
I was waiting for when something good
going to be in this list and then you hit me with the good stuff they got higher by creed i would
have preferred my sacrifice by creed well that's universal created you know oh shoot they would be mad because
the music video yeah that's that's true dicey you know you know you got you got 15 step by uh radio
head which song i really like uh you got ridden by van haelin uh you got strokes you got greta van
fleet oh yeah speaking of rock and roll they should have been the
Why were they in the...
They're in the Grin de Van Fleet, somber, young blood, geese.
I'm like, ah, not for me.
You've got Everlong Food Fighters.
You've got a black key song called Lonely Boy,
which I assume is the soundtrack to some sort of steakhouse or bourbon commercial.
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Wait a minute.
For a brand of chains.
Or some sort of chain.
Yeah, whatever.
Need chains.
that B cut or album cut
Everlong played in public
Now I've heard everything
I think I quite understood that perspective
I guess is that joke that that's a very popular
It's an overplayed
It's a very yeah it's an overplayed
I guess it's overplayed
I'm mad at everyone
Yeah no I like it real long
Oh well then I'm fine with everloom
I was Googling
I couldn't remember the name of the Weaser Muppets
And it was keep fishing from dope nose.
Not from the dope nose from.
No.
Different song on that album.
Oh, it's from Malletroyd.
Yeah.
Dope nose is a single.
Dope nose is a single.
Okay.
But yeah, that's, that was a time I feel like when the Muppets were like a little bit on the down.
And it was like, oh, wow, they dusted the Muppets off for this Weezer video.
I know.
That was very refreshing and like, and kind of on the set.
I mean, it was kind of its own invention, the look, but it was kind of the curtain of the Muppets show and the
backstage of the Muppet show and the backstage of the Muppet show.
show.
That's like the most Muppet show content you would get for like decades.
Yeah.
I thought that was.
I think that's a great piece.
I like the song.
I like the Muppet presence in it.
And you like the acting of Rivers.
I like Pat jumping around trying to escape and get back on the drums instead of animal because Miss Piggy tied him up.
I like, there's a part where Kermit like gives a little hug while singing to Rivers.
I think it's a really.
sweet moment.
Like, wow, they're actually, and he kind of smiles.
I'm like, this is good.
That's fully good to me.
I mean, enjoy this Weezer praise because there ain't much more coming.
And whatever this new Kenny beats produced Weezer comes out, you're going to be singing a different tune, I think.
You know, it's going to be Weezer Summer.
That's what I think is going to happen when this goes.
Although, we don't have a release date yet for it, but the singles out.
It might be, we might have to wait till fall for Weiser Summer.
It might be Weas or fall.
I'm not sure.
Well, look, that's a good, that's a good lineup of stuff.
Does that help ease?
There's some songs you like in there.
Does that ease the blow of it not being Erasmith?
And do you...
There's a lot of things I will point.
You got a lot of pointers.
That's a lot of Mike pointers in there.
Pointer sisters, I don't know.
I'm pointing up when Skater Boy comes down.
Skater Boy's a point?
Yeah, sure.
Skater Boy.
And what are you, yeah, what are you conveying?
Do you just answer the question?
When you point at Skitter Boy, the thought you were trying to express is what?
Is that Skater Boy's playing.
Remember that from 20 years ago?
Well, you're going.
Like, well, hey, I'm still young, but back then I was really young.
Yeah, that's probably part of it.
That's a little wrapped up in there.
Probably part of it.
Yeah, and these are just the songs.
These are not, these are Muppet covers or they're not?
So there are a couple, Dr. Teeth.
There's rock and roll all night.
There's, uh, let's see here.
There's a couple.
There's something rock on.
I don't know if that's an original or who does a song called rock on every band.
Possibly.
Yeah, yeah.
Rock on by David Essex?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Something called Mayhem by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
Okay.
Theme song of show, possibly.
Possibly.
And then that looks like that's all as far as Muppet music in the queue.
Okay.
What's your general feeling about Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem?
That might help us understand where we're at with this whole thing.
That's a good question.
Specifically those, I mean, I always liked them okay, but they weren't my favorite part of the Muppet.
movie. I don't know if I found
sock their teeth too aggressive. I'm not really sure.
You like rock and roll. Let's slow down.
Let's calm it down here.
I mean, like, you know, the Muppet songs are like
Paul Williams, but it's those gentlers.
But did he not also write?
Of course. Yeah, yeah. Can you picture that?
Which, that's what I love, that, that
that song factors into this and I mean, there's
a Paul Williams song in a theme period.
Yes, that's, that's, newly. That's great.
That's very good, but like, even can
look, can you picture that is not, like,
an aggressive song. No.
No. You're talking about Dr. Teeth's
personality.
Not the music that the electric mayhem make.
That is not so aggressive.
Which is part of, if they were like a real like hardcore band, if they were like a punk band, then I would say, well, okay, the music does maybe lend itself to a very aggressive launch coaster.
Okay.
But it's a bouncy little, I mean, Dr. Teeth to me is like a parody of Dr. John.
Sure.
I think that's at least the number one as far as inspiration for him.
So you are now, what you are objecting to is that the music is not rockin enough.
It's that the music that like, that it does not match the heavy rock content that was Aerosmith.
Yes, that is my argument because I think the Guardians of the Galaxy coaster is such a much more like light, fun, like, I don't want to say jaunty, but like there's so much more like gentleness to that.
And you can play all sorts of different music genres.
Sure.
It's like flowy.
It doesn't have to be aggressive.
Yes.
And it can change vibes.
It's very flexible.
And with an old 90s coaster that launches you really fast, it just pins you to the back, I feel like you really want something that explodes with excitement.
You don't necessarily need a funk song there.
I'm not saying it's going to be bad.
I'm sure I'll like hearing something on there because the coaster itself is fun.
But does, but song two doesn't?
I mean, no.
That's why I said.
I said song two is my favorite from not having been on it.
Okay.
Song two seems like the one that I go, okay, that would be fun.
But this is what I was a little excited to get into
because I feel like they were dropping the songs bit by bit.
And forgive me, I don't remember.
I might be conflating things, making things up.
We might have been talking about this over text and not in person.
I don't recall.
But what I recall is, whatever the first song was that was revealed,
it could have been Song 2, it could have been born to be wild.
I'm not sure.
But the attitude that I felt from you was like, song 2, no, that's,
I mean, how are they going to?
It's like, that doesn't, uh, I mean, if you wanted to do that,
I guess you could be like, I just don't see how.
I don't.
And my feeling was just, there is no possible song they could put on this that would be satisfied.
I think that is the area where you are so Aerosmith-pilled.
I don't think there's one song on first.
I'm a wheel by Wilco, kicking television by Wilco.
If it had become the Willco, the Willcoaster, that would have shut you up.
Live cover of replacements color me impressed by Wilco.
These are all things that I would.
would have gone, well, now we're cooking.
And I would have preferred.
And the general Florida audience
also would have reciprocated.
I would prefer it like a blurb song
like Charmless Man or Coffee and TV.
Sure.
Yeah, okay, that's fine.
But I mean, coffee and TV is like,
I mean, if you wanted it, you could.
So you could have a little milk cart.
Or first band Uncle Tupelo,
you could use the song gone maybe.
That's a pretty fun, aggressive song.
It's rough around the edges.
I don't think that might have been a better choice
Why didn't they consult you about this?
They should.
They should consult me about everything.
Opinionator, you've got a lot of rock and roll based opinion.
They could have just,
they could have at least thrown like chill out tent on their.
Oh my God, hold steady coaster.
Now we're cooking, all right?
To see Craig Finn acting, come on.
That would be awesome.
This is what I want.
I'm a man of a certain age who likes a certain genre of rock and roll.
that he heard in college.
You know.
Yeah, those are your two bands
that you like from college.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, this is that you guys overlap a lot.
Mike listened to music
for four years of college.
Jason, about two, I'd say.
Yeah.
Then we close that aperture.
You might say,
it might say Jason stopped,
and I did still stop.
I kept going.
So it lasted a little longer.
I just didn't follow well co much
after ghost is born, you know.
It's okay.
I mean, Sky, Blue Sky is good.
It's a good album.
Now, what we have here, we do have for the first time, because I think, you know, there was this brief era of red hot chili peppers temporary overlay in the Disneyland coasters.
And you think your go-to is they must have played Love Roller Coaster, which they covered for the Beavis and Butthead movie.
But that was not one of them.
So now we do, it seems almost odd that there was not, unless maybe, I don't know if it was one of the songs on fucking Rip Ride Rocket.
Oh, maybe.
But now we have an official love roller coaster on a roller coaster.
There's a cleanliness to that that is outside of any Muppets or Aerosmith.
I don't think I'm going to convince you with this argument.
It would work on the Guardians coaster.
It would work better on the Guardians coaster.
That's my feeling.
Because it's a little, it's more late.
You're dancing a little more with Love Roller Coaster.
But what Aerosmith songs are we hearing on?
What were these songs that were so driving that were almost to a punk degree, you would
say.
Toys in the attic, you know.
It's more straight ahead, rock and roll.
That's all.
It doesn't bounce as much.
It's not sort of dancey songs.
Because I wrote down, you know, what are some of the songs that we're missing that we don't
no longer get to hear?
Why we don't get to hear nine lives.
We don't get to hear F-I-N-E.
We don't get there back in the saddle.
It does feel like Young Lust.
Young Lust gone forever.
Were they starting to have a problem with that?
It does feel like they got some of their, like, you know, we got to promote a couple of these lesser era.
Like, they got maybe some of their selects in there as well.
Oh, sure.
Like, when they signed the contract.
Like, let's get some play for the young lust in there and see if we can get it.
Can't just be.
What's the most famous song that was on the Aresmith?
Sweet emotion.
They did do sweet emotion.
Walk this way, probably.
Was that in the end?
Or was there actually?
It looks like a lady probably is the most famous.
That was on there.
hit.
Okay.
Yeah.
But it looks like a lady.
Is that much more rocking to you than like, I mean, what else is on?
Like, I mean, literally, I hear what you're saying, but there's more rock attitude than
the song Walking on Sunshine.
Yes.
But Walking on Sunshine literally is a fast song.
That's true.
It is fast.
The tempo-wise, that's hard to argue.
I understand some of this is like hypothetical because I haven't felt my feelings while on
the ride.
And that's why we will do that.
I understand that.
I think, yeah, that is the biggest thing that we can't assess here is like the blend of what,
and does this work with the sensations of the ride.
It's really hard to say and to guess.
But isn't, but born to be wild, I know it's being performed partially by a chicken.
However, just literally, is there that big of a difference between, I mean, dude looks like a lady is not.
That's kind of, that's like a trailer song.
It's not, it's not the best Aerosmith choice for the ride.
I will agree with you.
I hear what you're saying about that
That was pump.
No, not pump.
Fine.
Fine, on pump.
Keep fishing from dope nose.
Yeah, that wouldn't have been that.
It's too.
I'm trying to think what would be a good Weezer song for one of these.
I'm sorry, I messed up the album title.
I mixed up the album title with a single name from that.
Album from 23 years ago.
Now apologize for the jokes.
Oh!
I'm trying to think
What would it be a good Weezer song
That I feel like
Is the right like fast spirit
Because it's not hash pipe
It's not buddy holly
It's not the sweater song
I'll tell you that
No
Very slow
What about the radio edit
Known as pipe
For each pipe
I got my pipe
You know
Maybe holiday I would like
Holiday might be good
Now you know what would be good
On the Guardians
Coaster
Only in Dreams
The last track on the Blue
album. That would be good. Which is like an eight-minute
moody song.
And if they could just run the coaster a couple
times so I could get an extra if you get
if you get that one. Maybe they'd have to run it like
three or four times in a row so I could get
the whole thing. That would be good for that
coaster. Yeah. Weezer would have
signed on by the way. It's probably, it's not
so crazy that we're talking about this because there
was Muppet interaction and I think they'll do
I think they actually might they're like
hmm our songs on a Disney roller coaster.
Not cheesy enough? They would go
like, well let's see if six flags made a better. Too much
Dignity.
Yeah, yeah.
Through the Weezer Coaster at Six Flags.
Yeah.
You know what I'd love to hear on there is their cover of Billy Jean.
Oh, my God.
Oh, best song I've ever.
Rivers just uploaded a bunch of, like, demos, one being Billy Jean to his YouTube, like two nights ago.
Yeah.
How did the demo of Billy Jean?
I didn't listen to it.
Stack up to the perfect recorded version of Pilly Jean.
Oh, Pilly Jean, that song originally sung by that Christ-like figure who suffered for all our sins?
There you go.
I like that was a good idea.
I likes the question format there.
By the actor who's in that Disney World movie?
Huh.
Do you mean Angelica Hughes?
No, no.
Oh, the other guy.
Oh, okay.
The actor.
The actor.
He's a man black two, three?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Agent two.
Agent two.
I could be Agent M.
Which apparently was a huge pain in the ass to shoot.
I was just reading.
I saw the clip from Jason Alexander's podcast.
Oh, yes.
That's what it was.
Oh, yeah.
He's telling the story about Michael Jackson.
Amy Pascal forcing Michael Jackson into the movie because they had a album coming out.
Oh, that was to promote Invincible?
That's what he was saying.
Wow.
And that Michael wouldn't come out of the trailer, didn't want the outfit on.
He had to go and like convince him to do it.
And it was a back and forth.
And then he finally, I'm missing parts of the story.
But then he basically he did the cameo in Men and Black.
And he wrote Barry a note that said he was so happy to do it.
so honored and that ever since he was a kid he wanted to be a men in black
despite the
comic not coming out until the 90s
there's a couple other great things I'm missing also that interview
that's a great he's got a lot of great stories
he's got stories about ripped horn from men and black and Tommy Lee
Jones not getting along wow like I highly recommend that interview
he's a cool guy all those movies and then he's also like he's also like he's
He's the DP of misery.
Oh, yeah.
He worked with the Coen brothers,
and then he just like ends up doing Adam's family and men in black and the 90s.
There's some of the best.
Owned by very son and thought.
I think.
If nobody's ever found this or if I haven't talked about it on the show before,
I just wonder how that compares to Michael Jackson's performance as Agent MJ,
a similar character in the movie Miss Castaway and the Island Girls.
This is something I like to bring up at every juncture.
One of the strange, it's this weird, straight to video, underground comedy movie type movie.
I've not seen that somehow he is in, I don't know, what favor he owed or who he was trying to keep from suing him to be in this.
But he is so drugged up beyond, but he's like, like, he is not there.
He like appears as a vision in the sky.
And knowing that, here's the funny thing about this scene, knowing that if you're going to put somebody up in the sky like an angel or something,
thing. How would you shoot that? How would you, if you're going to put somebody up in the sky,
just if you're the director, how do you film the person? Put it pointed up,
put it on the ground. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, what I was getting at is maybe you do it in front
of a green screen, right? So you can get rid of the green and then, and then I looked up the behind
scenes footage and he's just in front of a bookshelf. The most complicated background,
you could possibly, could not be more or Dita. So he looks bizarre and like somebody had to go in,
like, hand to do. He looks fuzzy. It's one of the weirdest. I don't know why the
fuck Michael Jackson is in this movie.
Scott, you just unlocked something that I hadn't thought about in years, which is the
mostly advertised on late-night infomercials underground comedy movie.
Yes, the underground comedy movie.
This could be a good club three area.
By the eventual hawker of the slap shop.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because he would, I forget the order, but he, like, since he was so good at promoting this weird
movie via infomercial, they're like.
What if you just are, you're an infomercial guy now?
I don't remember, now his name is not coming.
Vince Offer, Vince Offer, of course.
Anyway, there appears to be a full-length good copy
on YouTube of the Underground Comedy movie,
which is not, let's remember,
the in-appropriate comedy.
No.
Also by him, though?
I think so.
Yes, yes.
The thumbnail for that is just, like,
a confused-looking, Adrian Brody.
Is that Adrian Brody?
Yeah.
Yes.
Your favorite.
Your favorite.
Michael Jackson.
What lore is that he's my favorite?
He's the only actor you criticized in the last five years.
You had a run of praising every single actor, Azel Dazzle Jason, and then the only
the first one we found where you said something negative.
To load it, too complicated.
I'm still upset by Ross de Man.
But also, I think he should have been on SNL-50 and they should have squashed the
Ross to Man beef.
I think that would have been fun to have, like, who are the other people?
Seagal, Ross to Man.
You're saying by bringing out Sean Paul himself, the musical guest at the time,
and have them shake hands.
The musical guest he was introducing with a very offensive.
I think that Lauren shoulda came out and just showed, like it was a row of people that were
a pain in the ass on S&L and he just shakes their hand and goes,
I forgive you.
I forgive you.
So we got Brody, we got Sengal.
George Steinbrenner.
Justin Bieber.
That is a good idea.
What did those two do?
I don't think they were just annoying.
Oh, okay.
I don't think anything terribly bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyways.
Okay, let me get, let's mention this area of the music.
Maybe that most confusing one in a way,
rock, rock till you drop by Def Leopard.
Yeah.
Something I should have listened to in preparation for this so that I could assess, is it punk enough to be played in lieu of Aerosmith?
But it's a confusing one, because Def Leopard, sure, and I like Def Leppard, but I don't know Def Leopard very well.
I just know the big song.
So this one's, it's on the big album, but it's not a single.
Yes.
I did listen to it like last week, and I went, listen, fine.
I'm not sure why this was the choice, though.
Okay.
If you had to now make a list of all the song, the Aerosmith songs that were played prior.
Where does rock rock
till you drop rank in the list?
Below all of them.
Last place.
Easy last place.
Below fine from pump.
Yeah, I'll say below fine.
I need to listen to this as myself.
Do you think it was selected just because it had rock in the name twice?
I mean, there's a lot of songs, and I've said this maybe on the show before.
I love it when songs reference rocking.
A lot of, especially old guys, love to write about how they rock.
ACDC has multiple songs about how they rock
Those are about to rock
We salute you
Thin Lizzie
Springsteen is a song called I'm a rocker
So there's a lot of options what I'm saying
I'm not I'm still so I'm not sure exactly why
The Deaf Leopard one was chosen
I'm not sure
Yeah
But maybe somebody liked it on the
It's yeah I don't know
Or this was a we will participate
But we will not give you one of the famous songs
Maybe for whatever reason
It seems weird though
That you go well
Never mind then
Yeah
They appear
and the attraction in the pre-show materials.
There is a runner with multiple celebrity guests with Robin.
Not seen in a long time.
Robin.
That's exciting because I like Robin.
New album, I think, or touring.
We mean Robin Kermit's nephew.
Who?
The frog?
I'm just teasing.
I'm just joking.
I'm just joking.
It would be good music for the ride.
But no.
The frog I am referring to
Who is given a fun game
That I don't think that Robin had before
Which is like being pestery
With a litany of questions
That never ends
And Robin I didn't realize
It's hated by certain Muppet fans
What?
Robin is like a yes
I've heard Robin is not a popular character
Robin's a great gazoo
But I yeah
Robin's a scrappy do
I feel that
I feel people like people
Like people that are much more
Hardcore Muppet people
Right than me
Don't like Robin
And I always liked Robin
Yeah
I know, well, because Robin's in that Christmas special, which I love very much.
And the movie, right, and Christmas Carol.
Yeah, it's tiny to him.
Yeah, yeah.
Man, Robin's great.
So it's nice as you see Robin, and Robin interacting with Def Leopard, with Joe Elliott and Phil.
Colin.
Not Phil Collins, Phil Collin.
But in the rapid-fire questions, there is like, did you do a song about sugar?
And they say, kind of.
That's a fun little moment.
That's fun.
The song you might think would be on there, but, you know, possibly to, it's actually
Oh, sugar, da, da, that, that.
Yeah, there you go.
That famous deaf leopard song.
Let's talk a little about this pre-show stuff.
Yeah.
The sense that I get is that they, well, so, I mean, they definitely added more video materials, like, as opposed to, it used to be more, it's posters and stuff, and there's no, like, scenes until the famous Erosmith, Ileana Douglas, silent Ken Marino scene.
but they've added a ton more stuff with kind of this clever use.
I feel like it's the screens that used to be.
It was space meant for posters,
but now they make it like vertical video
as if some online TikTok-ish feed of different people at the concert
waiting for the concert,
telling the basic story of they are not.
Electric Mayhem has not arrived at their own show.
And this is how they fit in tons and tons of celebrity cameos.
And a lot of these scenes are just like good little charming.
Yes.
You know?
I'd love to not like it.
Yeah.
I'd love, but I'm too honest.
Well, this is where this is hard for you to dislike because it's not replacing anything.
Yeah.
It's not replacing anything Erosmith oriented.
Right.
Now, it would have been nice if they filmed a lot of extra video content with Aerosmith back in the day to entertain you while you were in line.
That would have been good.
It makes me jealous that we didn't get that for 25 years or whatever, 30 years.
Yes.
However, whatever year it is.
A lot of sketches to get the classic quick-witted sketch sensibility of Aeros.
Smith. Joey Kramer doing comedy is what I wanted to see. And we'll never get to see it.
I mean, we did see it in The Simpsons. That's true. We did.
Mrs. Crabopal, I need my drumsticks back. That's a good line reading. It's kind of, it's
actor adjacent. Yeah. But, you know, a bunch of, you get Weird Al in there. You get Danny Trejo in there. You get Aquafina, sadly not performing the Scuttle Butt.
But nonetheless, doing what she can. What do we like in here?
I like a good, you know what,
drummers doing flat line readings.
I really like Travis Parker doing some not good,
some classic old-fashioned, not-good musician acting.
Yeah.
There's a Stamos in there.
There's a Stamos in which the Beach Boys are named checked.
He says he's trying to get into the concert
and mentions he plays drums for the Beach Boys.
I like that that is said.
We like that.
And what a fun little, like he's,
a parks guy and then they nod to like it's that only VIPs are allowed in here and then getting
in past him or the Lincoln animatronic and the big Thunder Mountain that is good that's good
modified fun designs there's a role for him I'm playing opposite bobo the bear from muppets tonight who
is a great scene partner for prince and that's a famous episode I look I wanted to I wanted them to
be lazier so I could trash it all of this completely. I will be honest with you. I was hoping it was
lazy shit. Yeah. I was hoping there was no extra stuff. It was exactly the same when you walked
through the first part of the line. And then it was a very lazy video, whatever and nothing. Like,
I have to give it up that everything I've seen is like fun. And definitely like like livens up the line.
Live like. Yeah. I have the concern that maybe I haven't been there in the physical space,
but it feels like you maybe aren't getting too much of it. I think you're getting rushed through this.
I think that's right.
I think you don't have time to enjoy all of it, which I guess you can see a lot of new stuff then if you go on a lot.
Yeah, yeah, true.
But you're not.
And get different songs.
And so it rewards rewriting it.
Because when you're in the building, I think you start to move pretty quickly.
Yeah.
I think depending.
It's not a lot of rooms if it's not dissimilar to how it was before.
You get stuck outside.
That's a brutal.
That is really brutal.
Yeah.
That's a tough zone out there.
Yeah.
I'm glad there is a nice new music playlist to get you through.
Right.
The heat out there.
You get, I mean, the most notable thing.
And this you got to love, and I hope that you love this as a fan of the original,
that we continue the stories of the characters from G-Force Records.
Everyone but Aerosmith is back.
Ileana Douglas is back, who rarely appears in film and television.
So that is, that's a real treat.
And that references the old character.
and she says she used to be a band manager
and I was in a situation like this before.
And then Ken Marino.
We give Ken Marino a big full scene.
This makes me smile very much.
That this is like a level of attuned to the fandom and the nerds
that they were not years ago.
Yes.
That they thought to do this,
that they thought that people would be excited
that this guy who we know and are fond of
from lots of great other things in comedy,
and Veronica Mars and whatever, that we would want to see his oddly silent role in that pre-show
forever acknowledged, and that he's moved up at the company, that he's like an asshole big wig,
which is a thing he plays very well.
It is like, and I forget the actor's name, it's like seeing the diarrhea man from Mission
Impossible one in the last Mission Impossible.
A movie I think is weird and not nearly as good as the other Mission Impossible and whatever,
but honestly very exciting to see a guy with that one scene from the first mission of possible coming back and having a very large part in eight it's a similar thing to that where you're like man that is a fun little thing yeah if you've been following any of this stuff like we have and other nerds have yeah to see ken marino's like roll expand is exciting it's really good i used to be on a sketch team with his brother-in-law zack oyama who people might know
from dropout.
Sure.
And, uh,
college humor stuff.
And so did he give any insight on his role on the rock and roller coaster?
Uh, no.
I think briefly,
you were just named dropping?
I think rented in a house, uh, rented a house we met at once or twice.
Uh, I was on a new prop team with one of the members of the state's wife.
How about that?
That's right.
Another state connection.
I'm not going to say what you want.
Not for any reason other than I want people to guess.
God, I'm scanning my head.
How am I going to.
Yeah.
my head up in this room if I don't have a connection
to the spouse of a state member.
Do you have a connection to the, yeah.
Think about it.
You, all right, Scott.
We know you edited the Michael Ian Black,
McAne book.
Megan McCain book.
Yeah, and I shaped its sensibilities very much.
So, you know, I was trying to play it down since you said something.
Let's reach across the aisle.
Let's have some civility.
We can all agree on that.
I check you know check out David Wayne in the Napa boys now on Blue
Oh yeah
I do and maybe I mean maybe eventually they'll have to demolish this
or demolish this or whatever but like following up rock and roller coaster with Muppets
and then continuing the G-Force records continuity to me then says like even if they
re-themed this again you have to keep G-Force records now now that it's been twice now it's
happen on two different versions of this ride.
Yeah.
It's really cemented in the lore of Disney World.
And yes, maybe we can see it elsewhere.
Maybe it can become part of sea.
Yeah.
Society of Explorers and Adventures.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Who knows?
I'm just saying this really underlines, like, this is lore.
Yeah.
Here.
You're right.
I like that.
See, I thought you were going to think that was, like, lazy that they didn't change that.
No, I think it's good.
I think they should sell just a very plain t-shirt that just the G-4 slip.
Records logo. Of course.
At the gift shop. I don't, I haven't seen the gift shop yet.
Yes. So, and then Scooter's uncle bought G-Force records.
Is this a character that you see?
I don't, Griffin would know this, but he was very excited because this is, this is like a,
this is like deep Muppet lore.
Because Scooter's uncle owns the Muppet Theater.
Yes.
So this is like deep Muppet lore. So this was a little bit of a signal when they, whatever,
a couple months ago they said that they, that Scooter's uncle or whatever owns.
J.P. Gross. I see. Interesting.
So this was a signal to Muppet people like,
we're not fucking around as far as continuity.
So obviously, I can't be mad at that either.
I could obviously like people involved know their shit.
And they're going to give you some like not only G.
Force Records lore, some Muppet lore as well.
I think, add to it.
I think at some point, I forget whether you said this before recording or at the
beginning of recording, the worst.
so back, which I also saw
Did I say that today?
You said that about Weezer is what you said.
Oh yeah, we're so bad. Yeah, yeah.
No, just that phrase that's used, which I also
coincidentally was in a car ad on a website
as you were saying that.
But I think we might be so back
with the Muppets.
In what way? I think this year is going good for that.
I got the TV special. They got a ride.
We got no pick up though with that.
Miss P.E. was arrested at the end of
Sabrina Carpenter's store.
That was a big thing.
We got this...
I'm going to a while ago, though.
Huh?
Was that this year six months ago?
I'm saying in general.
I'm saying in general.
We got the Kola Scola project.
I like your optimism.
I just don't...
I haven't green lit that Muppet show.
And I'm wondering why that is...
And by us mentioning it, we have now...
Oh, did we kill it?
Oh, sorry.
So...
But isn't that very Muppet-like that something like that would happen?
Let's go haywire.
Things go haywire.
Yeah.
So I...
I like your optimism.
Perhaps that will be the case, but maybe this will be like the best Muppet thing that exists for a while also.
That's a possibility of that as well.
Maybe one of the freshest Muppet thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, let's talk then about the Crown Jewel, really the area where the Muppets get to shine,
but also where Mike's heart starts to sink, which is the full replacement of the pre-show, the recording room scene,
the band behind the glass wall,
no more Ileana there,
no more Kim Marino there,
most importantly,
no more Aerosmith there.
But what you do have is,
I read this dry sentence written
in some breakdown of this thing,
and I'm like,
this puts you in a difficult position,
Mike, the sentence I'm about to say.
Unlike the Aerosmith version,
the Muppets version includes
audio animatronics
in both the pre-show and unloading areas.
I know.
This is a tough thing to be against.
We have animatronics,
when there were not before.
Now, I guess what that tells you
that there should have been animatronics
of Stephen Tyler and Jeter.
Of all the band members.
Of everyone.
Brad.
It should have just been like Ellen-style
energy, Ellen,
University-S-Sty-style animatronics
in that room for us to enjoy
with their voices.
Yeah.
That would have been nice.
But that's a failing long in the world.
The animatronics at the end,
I was a little dismayed
because I thought they were right at the end
when you get out.
of the car and so you could stand there and watch them but they're a little further path they're
a little before that see i would this is another thing that i would have to go on it to know but from
videos what you're saying is that at the end of the coaster statler and waldorf appear which i think
is something that they did not really broadcast or reveal so when the ride opened or he's like oh
i was hoping they'd do something like that and they're kind of in the back of a bus or something
and they like roast the music as you get off.
They dislike it as much as Mike does.
And they're repurposed from Up at Vision 3D,
so Styler and Waldorf were saved.
Oh, good.
We were trying to figure that out if it was the same one
and they just redress them.
I have to imagine.
I believe, I mean, I could be wrong on that for some technical reason,
but I think so.
But it does seem like kind of odd placement
where you maybe are getting their,
joke way before you get to them or you're past them.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know if you always watch videos where you felt the same thing of like,
is it hard to time out exactly right with you get them and you're looking at them?
I don't know.
Yeah, I can't tell quite.
Tiny, tiny quibble and I could be totally wrong.
This is kind of a thing that bug is in theory that's a great idea,
one last hit of something before you get off the ride.
But operationally, when it's like in daily operations.
I don't know that the timing kind of works.
The end of the Guardians galaxy in Epcot,
there's like a transmission from the Guardians of the galaxy.
Yes.
And that, I mean, that you can see them when you,
no, you can't.
But I don't know that the timing always works for these kinds of things.
Not sure. I'm not sure.
Maybe time will tell.
Maybe the timing will tell on the timing.
But to backtrack to the other animatronics,
in the recording studio scene,
you've got two penguin engineers, fun, great,
maybe also save from a provision.
And you've got scooter kind of running the session.
Well, I'm not sure exactly what he's doing,
but he's there.
Coordinating, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, helping, doing his scooter stuff.
Yeah.
This has this fun situation of that he moves like a puppet,
like that he has operated exactly as a,
real Muppet would be operated.
Like, you know, and I mean that.
Like, with some, like, jankiness allowed, or just not janky is the wrong word, like human
element.
Yeah.
And that he has a rod.
He has an arm rod.
They just made him what the puppet would have.
They didn't, like, fix.
They didn't even view it as fixing.
Yeah.
That's what Scooter should look like.
And that's really fun.
Yeah.
And they mo capped the performer doing it.
And you could find a picture of Scooter with Moeck.
cap dot in a mocap suit they made a little mocap suit for the puppet yeah and actually did it that
way which is adorable first of all and and so neat that's great i thought it was a joke at first
and then i'm like well i guess it does make sense that like it would perfectly like know what his
movements are because it's a human doing a puppet and then that would mimic it like i think that
is what they did yeah yeah i think that makes sense i think so i know i thought that was like a yeah
Because it does look like a little Muppet costume.
Right.
But I guess it is real.
And the stick is like, I also think the stick is a really,
I don't know that they would have always done that in every era.
And I don't know, that's just a weird hunch of mine.
Yeah.
The stick is so important to the Muppet,
which is to show that it's not, that it's not, it's not real.
There's a suspension of disbelief that you're, that everyone.
But it's not, it's taking away the suspension of disbelief because we know that that's for a human
being to move.
We popped for the stick for sure.
Right.
So that's exciting.
And Jane was like, look at the stick.
Right.
That's exciting for a funny reason is that you're, that's to take away your idea that
this thing is just moving on its own.
That's to make you think there's a human under there.
Yeah.
That is an element of it that they like the Muppets aren't too slick.
I mean, obviously when Kermit's riding a bike, that's pretty crazy.
But everything else is like, you know, you know that this is a puppet on one hand.
It's not.
It's a crazy.
What a just neat, using, like, crazy technology to recreate a guy moving a puppet with his hand.
Right.
To, yes.
So that's what's, and maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe they would have done that anytime they built this in any era.
But that's not what they did for, like, you know, Bean Bunny and in Division 3D.
Right, right.
Jim Henson might not have liked it.
Yeah, it's true.
He might have said, like, I want, when we have the ability to make them, like, seem like they're autonomous.
Yeah.
We should use it.
Yeah.
But you know what else?
but Jim Henson wouldn't have liked
the Muppets being owned by Disney
and doing this.
There's a lot of things he wouldn't have liked.
But then Walt Disney wouldn't have liked any of it.
Maybe he wouldn't like Miss Piggy getting arrested
at the Sabrina Carpenter's show.
Those songs are very sexual.
Oh, that's true.
A Jim Henson, puppet Jim Henson portrait
when you're exiting the ride.
That's really sweet.
That's nice, yeah.
There's a toy of that
that's very expensive.
Okay.
Of that Jim Henson, puppet.
and puppet version.
But yeah, I, well, and then like, the riot itself.
I don't know.
Here is where I can get on board with you saying.
I mean, I don't know, I'm of two minds.
Yes, they just put eyes on stuff there was already done.
And every, it's literally every sign tit for tat.
They just like, well, let's make that.
And yes, Pizza Rizzo, let's acknowledge that.
There is now a pizza Rizzo sign in this ride.
and that is a fun thing that this rose from like,
is this a good restaurant or not too?
Well, it is immortalized forever in a roller coaster.
And by forever, I mean, until Youngblood takes over the attraction.
But I don't know, I'm of two minds.
Yes, it's a little slap dash to just like muppetify some of the signs that were already in there.
However, how much can you really do?
And how much was there really that?
I don't know.
I'm torn.
I'm torn.
I'm torn.
Here's what I've thought about this. I've thought of it's long and hard.
So they're limited as far as what they're able to do in there.
And it doesn't make sense to put robots on it because you're flying so fast.
You're not going to enjoy the robots at all.
So it has to be flats.
And stuff you can perceive big.
You can kind of, right.
Yeah.
The only, the thing I would have maybe been like, well, that's cool is if you traveled through giant Muppet heads and you went through all of their mouths.
Okay.
Every character.
Every Muppet character.
Let's say 30.
What a 50.
I don't know.
If they just did a trail of different Muppets and you shoot through their mouths, I would have been like, well, you're getting FaceTime with all the characters.
Yeah.
That's really fun.
and that's like the closest I could have been
in the same way like we talk about Spider-Man
where they get the Universal Islands of Adventure Spider-Man
they get in your face, the characters.
Yes.
If you could have put giant Muppet faces
and you shoot through all their mouths,
it doesn't have to necessarily make sense
to rock and roll or get into a concert,
but I would have been like, all right, well, that's fun.
I can enjoy that.
I like that.
At least one or two,
but obviously like, yeah, they just put a lot of eyes on things
because it's, you know, they had a limited budget
in this aspect, at this area.
This isn't, like, exactly the same, but there's kind of like a fun house-themed ride at Hershey
Park, a roller coaster, an indoor like Wild Mouse coaster in Hershey Park.
And now they've re-themed it to be about shack-alicious gummies.
The big gummies that a listener kindly sent us.
And at one point, at the top of a lift hill, I believe you go through Shaq's giant mouth.
I want to go through everyone's mouth.
It's very appealing mouths.
Big, wide mouths.
Big, huge smiles, some of the kindest smiles,
who wouldn't want to go through them?
One of my fantasies is a big fantastic four ride
where you go through a giant galactus mouth at the end.
It's a giant, like, three-story galactus.
You go through, like, his mouth at the end,
and that's the big thing.
There's the Godzilla thing in Japan
where you can zip lane through Godzilla's mouth.
I want to go in big mouths.
I think that's like a monstro.
It's an early core memory of like going inside giant mouths.
And I do think that's satisfying.
I do find that.
There are other big mouths?
In fiction?
Cave of Wonders.
Well, it's in theme parks, I would say.
There's a joke on the Simpsons ride.
A journey into my mouth.
Yeah.
Manjol's journey through my mouth.
Yeah.
That's a good, that's a good, yeah.
How many theme park rides?
do you go through people's mouths?
What are your favorite?
Listeners, what are your favorite mouths that you go through?
Body worst?
No, body worse doesn't start in a mouth.
You don't get swallowed now.
Which you should.
And I think to be clear, this is different than the Big Maggie or the dinosaur in Back to the Future,
briefly swallowing you and then spitting you out.
We're talking all the way through a mouth physically where you can see the dimensions change.
I think a simulator is not as satisfying as a big.
In the room, a brick and mortar mouth.
Star tours, you go, you get caught in someone's mouth.
I think that's not, even if you like that, great, but it's not the same.
I like that, but yeah.
Physical mouths.
Yeah.
Yes, Monstro and the story.
Now it's made by hand with love.
Yeah.
That's the past one.
I guess maybe there's not as many as I think.
It's something you frequently have to do in a miniature golf course.
Yes.
But that's a journey for the ball, not for you.
Right.
Unless you want to crawl through.
I guess if they only have a little, sometimes it's bigger than just the ball, though.
You could control, like you could get yourself through a hippo.
Depending on how big.
If the mouth was opening and closing, you possibly could crawl through when the mouth was open.
Or if the ball gets stuck in there and you kind of got to treat your golf club like a pool cue just to jostle it out.
Yeah, you could shove your club down its throat, basically, to get the ball dislodged.
To make it choke to death.
Right.
This is an interesting area.
in all the years of all the different little, you know,
ride tropes that we enjoy,
I think going through a big mouth has not really been addressed.
Yeah.
It'd be a good thing to do if there was ever a ride of Big Mouth,
of the show Big Mouth.
Oh, yeah, you could go through a lot of Bermouth.
Great starting point.
Just build your premise from there.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I would like to hear other people's favorite Big Mounds.
You know what?
Text Joe Wenger that idea.
So make a theme park ride?
No, Big Mouth theme park ride.
Joe, we've got a pitch for you.
I know this series,
went off the air quite a while ago.
I don't.
Joe Wengert, I don't believe I have his phone number.
Oh, okay.
I could probably DM.
Well, that's another thing.
Listeners, if you have Joe Wingert's phone number.
Yeah, let us know.
Just write it in the comments.
And then everybody get involved in a call and text.
Coach, Jason and I for about a year, but I don't have his phone number, I don't think.
Somebody else must have been the point person on our tarot team.
Jason's looking for it.
Just say his number if you have it, actually, Jason.
I'll just read it out loud.
Just read it on the, yeah, yeah.
Remember finally we're doing good work.
I'm just calling you came up on the podcast.
I've got some pitches.
for Kevin if you're making more episodes.
It's a theme park. He's texting something.
Yeah, yeah, this is actually getting done.
Well, let me, okay, so a big mouth would be helpful for making it.
But how do you, now that we've gone through the whole journey,
how do you think, and we can't really assess until you go,
but I don't know, do you feel better or worse?
Do you feel more open to this?
Do you feel more impressed by various things that they've done?
Or is this ride just dead to you?
I, and again, I,
would love to trash it.
It feels like, first of all,
it's very impressive how fast
they turn this around.
Yes.
For Disney, it feels like everything takes three years,
even if it's just, you know,
doing the queue and doing the pre-show.
Yeah.
They turn this thing around in four months.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, they shut down the pre-show early,
which upset some people for not being able to say goodbye
to the bad boys from Boston.
But they turned,
they did everything in like four months.
And from what I see,
everyone seems to be happy with it.
everyone seems to like the pre-show a lot.
Animation courtyards open, too.
Not the attraction, but like the park kind of.
The courtyard that looks like the Burbank lot.
Well, that's good.
With some little statues.
There's little statues of characters.
There's a little Burbank in Florida.
That's a tiny Burbank.
That's a hampy man of that.
So I have to give it up to everybody because it feels like they really put a lot of work into this.
Wow.
It does feel like that.
And just from looking at it, they like went, they did go above and beyond.
I'm sure they like stretched the budget they had.
And like it's, it does look for the pre show looks fun.
Yeah.
I think when I'm on the ride itself, we'll see.
But I think the pre show I can probably confidently say is a pretty big success.
Well, I would say maybe the solution is do all of it, enjoy all of it.
But when you get on the ride,
put on noise-canceling headphones so that you can listen to...
I'm a wheel by Wilco or kicking television by Wilco.
Or the replacements cover by Wilco.
I was going to say, you know, you listen to, you know,
something that rocks, like cheesecake from the album,
Night in the Ruts.
Get out of here walking on sunshine, born to be wild.
Ain't no night in the ruts on here.
Anything from honking on Bobo?
Sadly not.
One of the, come on.
They could have, they do a lot of covers, Electric Mayam.
They couldn't, they could have honked on Bobo.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I feel like you, you, I don't know.
You know what?
I think you're proving to be very mature here at the end.
I'm struggling with it, but I am very mature.
I do feel that as well.
I feel that I am being mature.
There has been growth.
It's not growth so much that you have a big mouth that a vehicle could fit through, but growth nonetheless.
And I salute you for this.
Thank you very much.
Jason, do you salute me as well?
I do salute you.
And I think I would definitely say in this instance, your bravery has saved the planet Freedom Friday.
Oh, okay.
Well, thank you.
Jeez.
Wow.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
That's the only thing.
If I've known his friend, then picked you up, gave you a kiss and then put you in his mouth for a second.
And then let you leave.
Well, I want him to put me through.
put it through.
In the mouth and then out the other side.
Here, come on.
Poop you out.
He's big.
I could easily worm my way through there.
And just you, not the other people
in your vehicle.
No, just me.
Yeah.
I want him to eat me and process me.
It's your moment.
It's more dangerous than if a flesh being did it.
You're going to get ground up by those gears.
Yeah, probably.
It looks very dangerous inside a transformer.
So I wish you luck.
It's an honor, though.
It is your honor to be ground up into bits.
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