Podcast: The Ride - TGIF at Walt Disney World with Kyle Mooney
Episode Date: December 10, 2021Kyle Mooney (SNL, Saturday Morning All Star Hits!) returns to the show to discuss the special episodes of Full House, Family Matters, and Step by Step where they go to Disney World. Featuring working ...vacations, invention contests, and patriotic record-breaking attempts. Mensch on a Bench episode up at The Second Gate: Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide Listen to Podcast: The Ride Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Previously on Podcast The Ride.
We've been invited to do an episode about the TGIF shows that filmed at Walt Disney World.
Oh, yes.
Mind if I tag along?
Hi.
We are not sharing a microphone.
Wow, I can't believe we're doing our show underwater.
S-s-s-shark!
Me? Podcast Prince of the Day?
Oh, no. The repobulating podcastulator blew a fuse.
You can find yourself a new guest. I'm outta here.
Kyle, wait!
And now the conclusion of Podcast the Ride.
Welcome to Podcast the Ride, a theme park podcast with hosts who are such dorks,
no transformation chamber would be powerful enough to make them cool.
I am one of said dorks, Scott Gairdner, among the others, Mike Carlson. Hi.
Hi, yes. If I got into that transformation chamber, it would either break or I would somehow get less cool. It would like, it would just not even know what to do with me.
Arrows on it would just spin around.
Steam shoots out thing collapses.
Uh,
it would meet,
uh,
meet its match in you,
Jason Sheridan.
How would you fare in the,
in the transformation chamber?
Uh,
I'm going to go even one step farther from Mike and say,
I would simultaneously come out dehydrated, but also clammy.
So it's unclear how I'm both at the same time, but I just am.
Okay.
So yeah, it would just affect you like physically.
It would almost be like you went to space, but no transformation actually happened.
Yeah, it would probably just suck the moisture out of my body and just put it all on my forehead.
So somebody expecting, some babe expecting a suave
version of you,
Jason Sheridan.
Sorry, madam. I got worse.
Aged a bit.
Several decades. It's okay. We can go out.
You've heard of glow ups this is the first
glow down in history folks we today are uh i i'm i'm thrilled i hope there are some audience
members who've been anticipating this one for a while i certainly have been as a host to talk
about some of the greatest narrative content ever made, that being the episodes from ABC's early 90s TGIF lineup,
where the entire cast of the show went and visited the Walt Disney World Resort.
These are spectacular half-hour, two-part, really hours of television,
and we're going to tackle a few of them today.
And excited to be doing it with i think an aficionado
of the genre uh joining us for the first time in a while he is a cast member of saturday night live
and the co-creator and star of the new show saturday morning all-star hits which premieres
on netflix today you can check it out right now press pause on this go watch it come back
however you want to do it. Up to you.
It's Kyle Mooney, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey.
So excited to be here.
Thank you. I get nervous.
I was thinking about it yesterday.
I do really love TGIF and this genre, we'll call it a television, but even you calling me an aficionado
makes me very nervous because I feel like I need to be continually watching it to know,
to be able to pick from everything, if that makes any sense. But at the same time,
it's so ingrained in me that it feels a part of my essence.
I was nervous picking the word.
I made a point of not saying expert,
perhaps anticipating not wanting to put too much on you.
I appreciate that.
It's definitely influenced me spiritually in some way. I don't know that I could name off episode synopses
in a moment's notice, but I feel like it's it's kind of
changed who i am structurally yeah you're not it's not that you would win a tgif trivia contest
but that's not what it's about i feel yeah it's it's uh it's tonal it's what these it's what these
shows are which i can see and it's if it's affected your your work i
don't know if you feel like it's affected i mean seemingly that it's affected you as a person i'm
i mean i it's oh yes undoubtedly it's affected my work and my sense of humor and therefore like i
my sense of humor is part of who i am and so i think you could say it has affected me on a human
level yeah i mean it's definitely part of the all these shows
are part of the fiber of my being as well and i know my my younger sister would just uh parrot
things stephanie said and michelle said these would just be around in the house like for decades
for far too long she's still saying how rude and that kind of stuff like i think grew up in a full house family a little bit yeah less
people but uh you know you could underscore a lot of moments of the gardener upbringing with uh
you know um the heartfelt music as the as the heart to heart and the moral are conveyed to uh
to little scott full house was like on in the was on in the right time in like the morning when we'd be getting ready for school so it did feel like i was learning just as many things from the show as my parents maybe more so
my dad worked nights was not awake in the morning so i definitely like in the morning it was the
three men a full house uh giving me like fatherly advice i didn't realize that that you like a
scribe and those are were your morning dads.
I just thought of it now, honest to God.
My dad worked nights, so he'd be sleeping in the morning.
So my fathers in the morning were Joey, Jesse, and Danny.
But I don't know this stuff like I know certain comic books,
but it's in the same way.
It probably has more influence on me than I realize.
That's something I was thinking about.
Because when you guys go off on Marvel tears,
I wonder, why is this lacking for me?
Why don't I have this pop culture avenue?
Why didn't I?
Because we grew up with so much of the same stuff.
And not that you guys didn't grow up with these shows,
but I do feel like maybe this is my marvel like the tgif shows they again i doubt my ability
to like really spit out a bunch of information but i was thinking how i can definitely like an
episode starts and like based on the uh the picture quality or the age of the kids i can go
okay so now we're in the era where Mrs. Carruthers would be in it
or Joey's doing
the Ranger Joe show
where he has the woodchuck puppet.
There's certain things I could
spit out on site
about these shows.
I'm trying to think if there's a bigger
Urkel fan I know than you.
I feel like. Is that accurate?
I don't know. I think? You made this observation before?
I thought about it, but I feel like maybe it's just because we're doing the show
and we are referencing things from our childhood a lot,
but I feel like you love Urkel
and I feel like
you talk about Urkel more than
any other adult I know.
Huh.
Because I don't feel like I'm talking about Urkel a ton.
I almost feel like this is that other people aren't talking about Urkel enough.
I think everybody else needs to bring up their their Urkel quota.
Yeah.
Kyle, how do you fall in terms of how much does Urkel come up in your day to day?
Well, also, I do want to this is a slight clarification I want to make that maybe it's neither here nor there.
Full House started as TGIF, but it did move to Tuesdays.
And I bet that this episode likely aired on a Tuesday.
Is that right?
Really?
So it was not in TGIF maybe when, whoa.
Season five, I think I was reading that it was, it had moved.
Yeah.
One of the reoccurring things with these shows is that like when they hit season five or six, like it's going to have the Disneyland two parter.
Oh, yeah.
All of these shows, it did it in season five and six.
The other thing that was interesting to me is all of these shows are on HBO Max now.
That's how I watch them, because I guess Warner Brothers was the production company.
It was definitely the distributor, but somehow the ownership has now ended up
with Warner Brothers of these shows.
Yeah, all filmed on the Warner lot,
Warner Brothers logo at the end,
now on HBO Max,
even though these episodes aired on ABC
and are giant commercials for Disney World,
and in two cases have a lengthy Indianaiana jones sequence which at the time was
paramount so there's a real like car wreck of corporate ownership going on with these
you can also really see in all of these like what uh disney world is pushing or what is new
at the time because it gets like prime placement.
Yes,
absolutely.
Yeah.
You could like within the different episodes for sure.
I mean,
you know,
tower of terror comes up a couple of times.
Um,
I always feel, I feel a number of these episodes.
So you can feel Disney saying,
I know,
I know you just want to do castle stuff,
but we've got Epcot.
So do Epcot too.
Like eat your vegetables.
Make sure there's some Epcot in there.
Cover everything.
Yeah.
And it definitely feels like they were going over.
There was some planning.
Obviously, Indiana Jones, they were pushing hard with a stunt show, but it definitely
feels like, all right, they all shouldn't be at the same hotel.
Like we need to make sure we spread it out a little bit.
People need to have a variety of the things that need to have a variety of things they can do
here. The fact that they get
the big family shows
to go to Disney World
allows them to cover a lot of bases of
four to five stories
going on at once, which can send
everybody off to every park.
Everybody can cover a lot of ground.
I do like Urkel, by the way.
I didn't get to uh
formally state that i i uh thanks for back i don't know i feel like i just to speak briefly
about my history if with this with the block if anyone i don't know if anyone's please yeah um
yeah this this was an event on friday night i was not going out to hang out with cool people or anything like that so from
like the age of let's say you know eight years old till about I would imagine 15 or something
like that I consistently spent my Friday nights watching TGIF and and I think it also probably
formulated like kind of how I perceived what like high school was like or dating was like in the same way like
Saved by the Bell kind of had a similar um influence on me but uh Family Matters I like
I always had my favorites Family Matters was not my favorite at the time but then like I would say
in my mid-20s I went back and watched it all and the way that it sort of evolved into almost like a sci-fi
fantasy show and that they were like like fighting pirates and stuff like that at some point like i
really was able to appreciate it on a new level and like yes the introduction of the chamber
and stefan like just took the show to a new place. Yeah.
I definitely, I think all of us probably agree that we would like primetime television
to have more chambers
that would transform the main characters
into alternate versions.
Well, we discovered that,
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids show,
and that that's full of chamber kind of bullshit
and inventions all the time.
And it's like, you can tell,
you know that critics at
this time must have been so um judgmental of shows like this and like this is american trash
and this is what you know uh whatever la law is saving us from smart television i don't know what
was being uh held up as the opposite but yeah i think in
retrospect yeah we would love if it was this kind of thing all the especially the chamber the
chamber is just the most fun if you started an episode and you realize that's where it was going
because there's like how many like a dozen that end up involving the chamber or urkel's suave
alter ego stefan or kel well it's it's nice that
well I know I don't know what episode we're starting out with but it's nice that yes we got
Stefan and like you're saying I don't even know how many episodes Stefan is in but that's like
a specific trope that we got used to that was always fun to see but I feel like in the full
house special we got to see Jesse perform at the piano and with the Rippers. And like that felt like a very fun.
I hadn't watched that episode in a while and thought for sure when he was trying to convince
Becky to to forgive him for for missing their date that at the piano he was going to start
playing forever.
It just felt like.
Yeah, that's why I think I might have assumed that.
I know my wife, Erin, thought that also at some point. Like you feel like that's what i i think i might have assumed that i know my wife erin thought that
also at some point it like you you feel like that's what it's supposed to be for listeners
who don't know uh uh the beach boys loom very large in full house they appear multiple times
uh they lend a song to john stamos's character jesse and his band Jesse and the Rippers, which is one of the top tier
bands in the world
in the universe of Full House
despite them not having
any original songs.
They're a cover band that is
just outstandingly
popular. And having so much money, they don't
move out of the house. Jesse still doesn't move out of
the house. And he is also
a morning radio co-host at the time. He's got like two different jobs. Both still doesn't move out of the house. And he is also a morning radio co-host.
He's got like two different jobs.
Both of which come into play in the episode.
He's doing both. I mean, that's a good
era. It's Rush Hour Renegades
and Jesse and the Rippers. He hasn't been
kicked out yet and replaced with Barry
Williams from the Brady Bunch.
They turned it into Barry and the
Rippers. Forever, just
to say, that is a you know if i'm
like doing the the map of what is beach boys that i kind of kitschy ironically enjoy and then what's
beach boys i truly love forever the original version from the 70s by dennis wilson is like
deep into what i truly love just like wonderful lush beautiful little ballad. And then for some reason, the Beach Boys elected to give the biggest song by a deceased member
to the show Full House.
This guy's been dead for 10 years, and we're going to power ballad Brian Adams-ify this
song.
I was just so, as a kid, I was so confused by all of this.
I didn't say it out loud.
I wasn't asking questions out loud,
but I was like, this music video,
is this supposed to be good?
Like, am I supposed to like this?
Because it's very like, you know, soft lens.
That's an insane music.
That's so silly.
Like the many candles as he's in like a no shirt underneath vest.
Despite the rest of the show being a sitcom, you were supposed to watch that music video and think it is really cool.
And that Jesse is cool and Stamos is cool.
Yes.
And that you want to buy the Beach Boys Summer in Paradise album.
The only place you could buy the song.
It was lost on me as a child.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know I was supposed to.
I liked Jesse at the time.
I thought he was cool, but I definitely was like,
this video is funny though.
He's like, looks funny.
And I'm laughing.
His twins are filmed in front of, like on top of,
like in a cloudscape.
And then he like
tenderly kisses them and like an ann getty's portrait oh yeah it's really really in getty's
yes yeah i don't think i was processing the music video element i think i probably just went this is
something for adults like this is something for my parents um but i did know something for my parents yeah i
don't know this i don't i guess this is a thing adults do i don't know what this is but i knew
the only people on earth who liked this were my parents yeah and my aunts and uncles uh i knew
kokomo because that was always played at like weddings and stuff that was always played at
like receptions i feel like That was in the mix.
Yeah, yeah.
Kokomo with John Stamos in the video,
filmed at the Grand Floridian Hotel in Disney World.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't realize that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
History.
Yeah, not the Coronado Hotel in San Diego, you might think.
But let me get that on the record.
It's Grand Floridian.
Well, I guess we're sort of full housing it a little bit here.
What year did this air?
90?
This is May of 1993.
1993, okay.
This is the first one of these three to air.
Yeah, I was going to propose chronological order, by the way.
And also, just really quick,
I think we're going to try to just cover three of these.
The big family episodes, which are all two-parters i was saying
to kyle like they're all like roughly the same episode kind of like a lot of the same things
happen structurally they're the same uh you know technically we should maybe be covering boy meets
world and sabrina the teenage witch but those are gonna have to wait not to say they're off the
table forever but apologies to uh fans or stands of those shows anyway that's that's the
plan proceed later tgif later later on i was just going to bring up jesse and the rippers doing the
hippie hippie shake in 1993 well it's interesting now as an adult to watch it and go that song was
30 plus years old at the time it's like but these i'm pretty sure that
song is heavily utilized in the angels in the outfield soundtrack as well so it got some some
mileage circa 93 to 97 just yeah just throwing it out there it's interesting though because i think
as a kid i actually didn't even realize it was that old like it didn't register but now it is just an interesting choice well and it's how they open the get like so the the impetus of the show and
of the tanner family going to disney world is jesse and the rippers booking a gig at disney
world and you don't really know the specifics of the gig but then when it starts it is in front of
cinderella castle they've shut down magic kingdom. It is all for Jesse and the Rippers.
I think the way it plays in the episode is,
ladies and gentlemen, Jesse and the Rippers.
For goodness sake,
I got the hippy hippy. They are straight
into the middle of the song.
And one general
question in all of these, and I'm curious
if any of you
have insight into this, like
are these actual park goers or are these background actors in these,
in some of these,
like,
like,
like in that spot?
It's a good question.
Cause you see,
you do see when you go on Disney on certain days at Disney,
they'll have a sign up that says we're filming.
And basically by being in the park,
you agree that we won't sue us if you're on camera
for any reason so i wonder if it's a mix i wonder if it's like people that extra is like right around
the main actors when there's like close-ups of them in crowds but then like there's possibilities
that they just got stray people far in the background and yeah i don't know we were watching
jane was like look at that crowd they're rubberneck. They're like really staring at the action going on in the front of the shot.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy crowd acting, specifically in the Family Matters proposal scene.
If you really stare at people in that one, when a big grand proposal is happening between non-famous people this isn't
like jesse and the rippers nobody knows who stefan and laura are and yet they're up on the stage with
cinderella and a crowd is gathered that goes all the way back to the front of main street
it fills right all of me what is this event is this a thing that occurs i mean that's something you can ask about
a lot of what happens in these episodes that i think is another strong point of all of the is
that they all it contained things that do not did not never will happen in disney world but i didn't
know that as a kid i thought all of these things were on the table. Yeah, possible. I definitely thought the Michelle, what is she, the princess for a day?
Mm-hmm.
I thought that might be possible.
Yeah.
Now, in my memory, and I don't know if this is another show at Disneyland or Disney World,
I had thought that Michelle pulled the sword in the stone sword.
So, I don't know if that plays in blossom or something
else or i just totally imagined like uh imagined that but that's kind of always how i remembered
her becoming princess for a day so it's fun to see it change up that makes more sense that's
what's that's what's there that is a thing where like only one kid does it i i almost wonder if that was what was written
and then disney noted it and said we're pushing aladdin really hard right now can we make this
some sort of made-up aladdin thing because um if you haven't seen the episodes and again hbo max
look them up if you want to know what we're talking about um as soon as the family enters
the magic kingdom there is this setup in main street
mind you in the victorian era main street there's just this little aladdin world setup um with a big
like loud vizier kind of guy and this announcing that there's uh you people can come up and rub
the lamp and there will be a princess for the day chosen um can i
just add i wrote down this quote and i don't know if this is directly what it was and i've not seen
i've not seen aladdin in a minute so you guys can correct me if like this is actually a major
character but someone in the group is like whoa look all the guys from Aladdin, the lamp seller, Jasmine. I read that too.
All the guys.
Everyone's just like, yeah, it's everyone.
The lamp seller.
That's what teen girls are obsessed with.
It's the lamp seller.
So there's the ceremony that's going to happen.
Stephanie, the middle child, Jodie Sweden, it's supposed to be her turn, but then she offers it to Michelle.
I forget why it becomes Michelle, but it's like rightfully her turn to rub the lamp.
But she gives it up or gets distracted or something.
And Michelle does it and she is chosen as princess for the day which there's like a bunch of magic a big puff of
smoke all of the all of the daughters together say oh baby and then uh and then suddenly a big
inflatable genie is there uh which us dorks know is from that uh aladdin's royal caravan parade
which was in disney mgm studios
and what's it doing in uh in magic kingdom makes no sense you see it later on going down
hollywood boulevard in mgm studios the the other inflatables you know that were used a lot in the
parades at the time uh you know minnie with the fruit on her head and uh jester roger rabbit those
of course come into play at the end of the episode but that's a different story yeah nice to see them really good to see i'll add plot
wise i mean just because we maybe passed went past it a little bit but like when jesse gets these
when gets asked to perform with his band at disney world there's also this whole thing of him having, celebrating his anniversary with Becky
and like, and you'll see
this when we get to step by step
but there's this whole thing of like
I guess couples like
trying to have sex while at the
parks or like trying to make love
that seems to be a driving
narrative thing. That's on all of them
yeah, every episode of every
show is about how horny
almost every character is.
Oddly enough, these episodes are not pushing
Disney's very robust
babysitting services and kids
clubs, which they were really pushing
in the 90s of like, hey parents,
if you want to get the hell away from your
goddamn kids, leave them
at the hotel. We've got people.
Yeah, there should have been one
that one at least that showcased that service yeah you'd think i don't know is this an uncomfortable
area maybe for why i don't know what you were you were heading for mike but i'm just i'm curious now
uh is is there anything accurate about this depiction of like disney world as an especially
romantic place in that regard well here's what i'll say
about this when you're a certain age and this is not people think this is out of character for me
but when you're a certain age and you go anywhere especially when you're with your parents and maybe
you're in your mid to late teens there is an idea that like maybe i will just lock eyes and fall in
love with someone there's a good thought that on vacations all the time and you know stemming from like kyle and like my worldview kind of coming from shows like
this and people are always like you know finding the love of their especially on trips any show
goes to hawaii or something they instantly somebody meets the love of their life and like
maybe gets engaged within three days i always thought that was in the cards for me in disney
world or anywhere. Yes.
Right.
Yeah.
I also,
it isn't until you're much older that you realize like all these shows are
written by weird,
by like weirdos who had like big old nerd childhoods and they're writing what
they wanted to have or like didn't happen to them on vacations.
Yeah.
I think the shows made me,
gave me the wrong idea.
Like that it would literally just be like,
I would look at someone they
would look at me and then they go oh okay great now we're in love and really i it would bypass
the need to like i would have to show my personality at all like i would have to demonstrate i wasn't
a crazy person like all that stuff felt like you know basic stuff but maybe because i watched these
shows and they made stuff like that seems simple it warped my brain and kept me not having kissed a girl for extra a few years
there a little more than the average yeah a little bit more yeah might be true across the board to
the requirements and structure of like we have to get this done in a certain number of shooting days
and also like it has to be two or three acts or whatever
yeah influence the way
you thought about love
yeah oh we all did
yeah yeah just you I don't mean to put
it on you to stay
on full house for a little bit yeah
so that's kind of the kind
of the biggest story I guess is Michelle
becoming princess for the day because now
she truly does
have royal reign over specifically the magic kingdom mostly although i guess they go to
other places um one thing that i like is the way um characters are around all the time like disney
suited characters and face characters like snow white um you know they're pushing the
grand floridian in this one that's where uh the tanners stay and just like as the show goes on
snow white follows them back to the hotel like she leaves the gates of the the magic kingdom
that's how she in general is like kind of solving the family crises and getting real mixed up in their interpersonal politics.
Besides that people are just having little sidebars with the characters.
Chip and Dale are...
Roasting.
Roasting on Becky.
Yeah, being very rude in the wake of her being ghosted by uh by her love jesse yeah that's not
fair what would they be saying about her now for god's sake i mean yeah but she's turned to a life
of white collar crime yeah what what pantomime insults would they have today yeah um anyway this
is another like way that these shows incorrectly calibrated my expectation where i thought thought that you go to Disney World and you become friends with the characters.
They hang out with you.
They follow you around.
If you're bringing some personal strife to the parks, they're helping you solve it.
Yeah, no, that is what struck me here.
And I do think that gave me unrealistic expectations.
We've talked many times on the show i think i think i think my initial expectation was that goofy would just be working there that the characters were so much
more active at the park i guess in my way doing like manual labor but uh this is a different
version of it where they're just very engaged and they're they have like free reign to go anywhere
um so it is a little bit it is a it is a little bit more fun to see kind of what i
maybe expected uh by re-watching all this stuff characters more involved in your personal like
i want them involved in my personal life i want them all to know what's going on with me personally
well it's you know you recently engaged mike and it's like it's a bum i just you know be i know the timeline
and i know that you weren't going to the parks a lot in the lead-up to this because it was pandemic
and i'd like to think that you like took a trip to disney world wanted to ask lindsey couldn't
find the right moment we're sidebarring with uh captain hook and um i uh tigger about yeah yeah sure of course yeah in all all ways of love you
want peter pan's thoughts on it but then ultimately culminating in an extremely ornate fireworks
display like the most complicated fireworks display in history well i reunited my band
second level from high school
in front of disneyland's castle and i played the song i played in high school called rock the house
uh yeah kyle you know about second level i've heard yeah yes man i've heard it mentioned i've
heard the song mentioned specifically and i feel like you've sung the chorus maybe before has it
has have we heard have you played it yet has it been circulated or i haven't played
the original recording of it but i played a little bit of it on guitar it wasn't a very good uh re uh
it wasn't great didn't sound yeah we made you play it live yeah yeah but there's also a live
performance from a variety show too in high school oh wow that's great man i want to say
congratulations again on all the rock the house stuff oh yeah thank you yeah uh it was it was a big the audience loved it at the time i'll say that i'm sure it sounds
awesome yeah yeah it was how much mileage like this is like a year of your life where you're
getting where you're getting mileage out of rock the house or how how how long was this a hit for
uh it's a good question i was probably there's probably a
period in like two there's probably a couple months there in 2001 and then it was like sort
of dormant and ever since i brought it back up on the podcast now i'm getting a little more again
oh sure sure so it's been a 20-year gap it's beautiful that's like a song like a an album
kind of bombing and then you're discovering that it has a big following in Japan or something, which happened to
Jesse and the Rippers, by the way.
Rock the House gave you the confidence
to do well in the SATs, and then
it came back around and gave you the confidence to get
engaged. Right.
It was Rock the House that did it.
It's Rock the House that did it, but
I got help from Peter Pan and
Hook and everybody.
Yeah, anyway, I mean, that's the way i think they can
sort of uh you know make a richer like more interactive augmented reality kind of experience
is that the characters are around giving you advice and stuff yeah that's a yeah bob chapek
should really work get focused on that with disney genie at least yeah yeah just have your phone like
listen to all your phone calls and read all your texts for a while right so that when you get there
pinocchio is really versed in what's up with you yeah what's upsetting you at the very least
genie's jack nicholson impression has some advice about how to deal with your family when you open your phone up you know trouble with your mom again
huh you know uh the these shows since you mentioned dealing with your families uh these
shows do present uh one way that i often am a big uh proponent of on these kinds of vacations which
is like split up sometimes and everyone do their own thing although these shows really hit the because they
need to do abc stories like uh multiple stories i mean um they really split up a lot like you
think danny would want to do some of this stuff with his children we want to see this smiles on
their faces oh yeah and it even occurred to me that you know when he he gets a so he's having a
romantic meal at the uh coral reef restaurant um which gets ruined he's trying to do a wedding
proposal gets ruined by uh jesse and joey trying to go do their the first underwater radio broadcast
ever with the rush hour renegades um but then he then it gets interrupted again
because he gets an urgent phone call saying that his daughter is missing and i realized when that
happened he's he hasn't been around for any of it he's not even aware that michelle is princess
for the day like his daughter has taken part in an unprecedented disney world program never to be done again and he did he
missed it 100 yeah that is shockingly negligent and i understand he has something else on his
mind but that also seems way out of character for him in general on the show he's very micromanaging
yes so how does he let entire children's stories get away from them if i mean let's be honest if
this was i mean i've seen there's some youtube videos reviewing like full house disney world episode now but if this were
like youtube era and in the time that this came out there would be so many like cinema
cinema sins or uh honest whatever's about like what the problems and the inconsistencies are
on these shows like there would be like, what do you think?
This is not how Danny would act.
Are you kidding me?
There would be like the Red Letter Media 90-minute,
two-hour Star Wars prequel reviews of these
just to show the inconsistencies in the characters.
Is that what those outlets do?
Because I see those phrases every now and then,
and I'm like, what are you talking about? I see those phrases every now and then.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
I don't know what these are.
It's always, people are mad that things aren't honest,
that trailers aren't honest. And that if this news report or episode of a show were honest,
I thank these YouTubers for taking media to task about honesty yeah okay okay got it
um so there's yeah if it's an honest portrayal of danny tanner's you know character well he would
actually have seen some of michelle's reign yeah and he never would have done this they've
completely betrayed the danny tanner. Okay, so you just throw aside
suspending disbelief. Okay, got it.
Got it. Thank you.
One of the other side plots,
I don't think we've mentioned yet, is DJ.
Candace Cameron's character
is DJ, right? Oh, yes, absolutely.
Yeah, she is constantly
seeing her boyfriend Steve
everywhere. Yeah.
She's hallucinating, yeah.
Hallucinating, and then he does show up but the one of the early hallucinations she imagines him on the float dressed as aladdin
which is an inside baseball joke because he is the voice of aladdin that actor yep yeah scott wanger
this is the type of little fact as a little boy that made me feel so smart i was so self-satisfied by knowing this
and like just a little chuckle like the most obnoxious like nine-year-old like i know what
this is there's a lot of kids watching this but not all of them are privy to this information
like i yeah i yeah i was exactly the same way snooty kid i also i remember thinking
that because at that time scott weinger pretty big part like pretty major scene stealer on full
house in this era also the voice of aladdin the biggest kids movie at the time didn't didn't you
think that scott weinger was going to be like a chris Pratt level star for the rest of your life.
Like based on that beginning,
based on 93,
I thought we'd be like just knee deep and winger our whole lives.
I agree.
Yeah.
Charming,
handsome.
I don't know.
I don't want to put it.
I mean,
he's worked,
he works.
Um,
but yeah,
yeah.
As a kid,
like this was like,
this was a big star to me i was just gonna
say i i at a very basic level just thinking about these episodes i don't know if we're gonna touch
upon it but like um the way we're used to full house presented like as a multi-cam we're now
seeing like a totally different version of it and and like i guess single cam i imagine but there's
something that's allowed in in these episodes that I feel like you don't get in the typical episodes of Full House, which is like there's all of a sudden like space for Adlib at like the beginning and ending of scenes sometimes.
So like you'll get the sort of like, yeah, then we'll go on Haunted Mansion.
And then, oh, and then like they'll do their real line.
I don't know if you caught any of these moments, but there are a handful of them in all the three episodes we watched.
But there's just something so disorienting about seeing the show look different than what you've you've come to expect.
Sort of like, Scott, do you remember the Saved by the Bell, the wedding wedding the one where like zach and kelly get
married it's like all of a sudden they've neglected the way we've like seen this show presented and
and it feels alien the whole the whole thing feels alien to some degree to me i don't know if you all
felt that it's weird it's them out of their elements yeah you're totally right like yeah
rhythms are different they give characters stuff now i don't think i have it written down whatever
um dj and kimmy say when they're coming down the stairs in the grand floridian i posted an
instagram of this like truly like years ago but yeah it's just like then we're going but it's
some ad lib about like roller coasters and then then, yeah, they spot Steve like checking in the hotel.
Like, oh, yeah, it was so scary.
Yeah, that's pretty much what it is.
And then it was going up so high and I didn't think we could make it.
Oh, look.
Staged interruption.
That was really fun.
I like Splash Mountain though.
Oh, yeah.
That was a lot of fun.
I thought it was really cool too.
Oh, my gosh.
I must be really losing it. Yeah, just out of the tone is so weird i step by step is the one that felt the weirdest to me this feels like a weird handheld verite
step by step going on and that's like i don't know what to like this doesn't and i was never
a big step-by-step watcher but i was like this really felt kind of unnerving what's that one i mean you know i think we could jump around there's yeah there's the one
scene in uh they're in the hotel room it's when the uh the the country group has been formed
they rehearse once briefly and then break up immediately that scene the audio is so wretched it's really
which you never see on a sitcom of this nature for any criticism you might have of it they're
always uh very solidly made they're always extremely clean so yeah it's weird to hear
yeah what is also a problem yeah very when stefan is transformed back to Urkel at the ending of the Family Matters saga, there is so much coat rub on the lav mic consistently for like a handful of lines that it's pretty awesome.
Like, I didn't know if like I was getting some HBO Max special edition of the episode like unaltered.
I was like, this couldn't have aired.
Maybe, though, like I didn't know this was uncharted't have aired maybe though like they didn't know
this was uncharted territory for all these shows they didn't travel they didn't know
how to do this it does feel though like in the old days you know you watch movies not even that
old movies sometimes and you go oh this whole scene seems like it's 80 yard which means that
they had to redo like the sound i mean they always redo sound effects but they redid the dialogue
and you can see it's like doesn't quite match the mouths that was an option
to do here and they said
you know what fuck it
yeah who gives no kids
doesn't give they don't give a shit
yeah that is weird it isn't super 80 yard
yeah for sure yeah was there just
too much
interventions like
actual attraction
noise in the background for them to have like a backup boom
mic recording the dialogue too it's just too many say no we tried we did have that audio track for
everyone talking on a boom but there was too much sega genesis click clacking in the background
we didn't let us close the sonic games no yeah we could not close the vector man displays
i'm kidding i guess if we're gonna if we're gonna move from full house the only thing i want to
mention that i i had fully forgotten and is special is the is joey at the animation studios
and seeing the boy animated joey come to life which is who's doing the voice for the cartoon joey because
joey does voices but it doesn't sound like him am i wrong is it i think it might be him okay okay
it's just a it's an odd choice he's definitely like suddenly he's um super brooklyn-y out of
nowhere he's a little like brooklyn pipsqueak kid who yeah just to set
the scene you know they used to have the the animation tour at disney mgm studios and kind
of without explanation joey is just like walking and talking on the floor with an animator who he's
like good friends with seemingly i think it's one of the major ones
his name's mark i think that's mark finn who did jasmine um but don't quote me on that mark hen
maybe is what i read oh that's that might be right yeah that sounds all right anyways uh he offers
him some coffee uh joey asked if he could get some crazy cartoon stuff the guy says i think coffee
will do uh and then he's left alone to start doodling.
He draws a cartoon version of himself, which comes to life,
is drawn in simple pencil-drawn form.
And then you get the hijinks of Joey adding new parts to him
and him bending and squishing and squashing.
And this is a show that doesn't full house doesn't have magic otherwise
doesn't get surreal yeah no no it's maybe the first time ever so to see some disney magic
sprinkled into full house is a lot of fun um and that specific stuff that he's that a cartoon joey is saying like hey down here uh you're you're new at this right
now that you mention it could you draw me a couple of aspirin
i just didn't catch that i add not to reference the thing that people have not seen yet but i
was certainly it's it's very little bruce is it not sure sure sure yeah uh a tease for the show
i kind of wish
in hindsight they could have just taken
this little character and just made him like
Joey's Great Gazoo going
forward, where he was like a
cartoon character over Joey's shoulder
the rest of the episode.
You know what it's
remembering, and I don't know, I feel like
Scott, we might have
brought this up when we were working on
this show saturday saturday morning all-star yet sorry to plug the full title but these straight
to video cassettes mcgee and me do you do you all are you aware of those i don't know those
they're uh they're christian as i recall and uh it's it's a similar setup i believe where like
it's a cartoon character who's like maybe
first drawn and then pops out of the page and becomes like this kid's best friend but the
characteristics match this joey thing so could be something to do a side by side if anybody has any
time i don't know i'm just just coming to me right now sure yeah pair contrast of young joey
cartoon joey and mcgee and me yeah um i totally agree though that
yeah there's like because he doesn't have a kid of his own and i can think he continues to not
um on fuller house so if he if his child essentially is the little joey that he drew
one day um and he cares for him he stays that age always. He never grows up like
other kids. Just like Joey himself
never grows up. With his cartoon
voices and all.
The little guy can feud with the puppet.
They're jealous.
Oh, the Woodchuck puppet?
What was his name?
Who was the Woodchuck?
Wasn't it Mr. Woodchuck?
It was just Mr. Woodchuck.
Oh yeah, I think so yeah yes yeah
okay yeah ranger joe and mr woodchuck and then of course there was the jackalope on america's
funniest people well that's a whole other no no no no no that's this
we're recording out of order i i'll i'll confusingly the episode will come up before
this i'm planning on bringing up the jackalope i hadn't thought about the jack oh wow
year the jackalope is weird right that's a this is this other dave coulier show that was kind of
his america's funniest home videos erin called it out she's like this is basically this is like
they're trying to do caddyshack and the goopher. Oh, yeah. I've not watched a Jackalope segment in probably two decades, so I'll have to.
I'll have to get on that.
Forest animal terrorizing.
This show was strange.
This is a show that aired for three seasons and yet no one recalls.
Do you remember that?
America's Funniest People.
Funniest People. Yeah. It would air on sunday nights with america's funny song and it was dave coulier and
tawny katane yeah correct you know we're taking care of it now we can just uh maybe we don't have
to do it a week ago um i'm so confused by the timeline do it anyway all right apologies for
more america's i was i was just you know the jackalips back in my life and i'm happy to be talking about him again full house real quick i'll just say this is going
back to the jesse and the rippers thing real quick like and this is no put down of what i'll say that
they should be doing but jesse and the rippers should be playing at like the stage outside of
earl of sandwich that would have been a much more realistic place and again i'm not putting there's
great bands that play there but that would have been more much more realistic place. And again, I'm not putting there's great bands that play there,
but that would have been more realistic for him
going to Becky. Like, we have a great gig.
We're playing seven times
a night out by the
Earl of Sandwich in downtown
Disney. That is where
cover bands actually play. Right.
20-minute sets, and that's
what we're, they should have had the whole climax of the
episode happen there, not in front of the castle
but that concert is like
unbelievable right
I mean with the white piano
like it has the vibe
of like
it's a live aid or like a
you know one of the last Freddie Mercury concerts
or something like this is like
this is an unbelievable show that they're putting
on that culminates in fireworks i really love that little like mumbled this is this is something for all the
dreamers out there or he does but it's not when you wish upon a star it's a dream is a wish your
heart makes yeah yeah right right a very breathy version of a dream your
is a wish your heart because jesse's hot he's so sexy
he has to he can't there's
no way to do a not sultry version
of something no he oozes
sultryness and
again that fireworks
display that is like
how does it work like
so again like danny
tanner's been trying to propose to his fiance
all time struggling to find a way.
And it seemingly within the course of several hours communicates with the Disney company and allows for the creation of the most complex block of firework text ever made that isn't flashing on and off.
It appears once, but it's not attached to wires or a framework or anything
it's just the floating words vicky will you marry me that just stay in the sky unbroken for seven
seconds or so yeah i do think this and i think i'm being serious i do think this made me think
you could do this in real life and yet you didn't do it for your own marriage proposal well i inquired and such an iconic just the setup of
the guy constantly trying to uh to ask the question and get interrupted i feel like we
need a super cut of the like would you uh like to go clogging with me i don't know what i don't know what happens in the german area but
it's pretty it's actually pretty infuriating that he can't just say it yeah yeah by context clues
she should understand like it's an important question that he's tried several times to ask
i was impressed by her performance because i didn't recall how this concluded and she kind of plays
it like and go either way for a second i think she played the drama of that scene very well
so congrats do we know that actor's name offhand who played vicky i don't know vicky offhand um
and i always felt bad that it didn't work out like um i was rooting for him i liked vicky a lot
and uh it kind of deflates this whole episode to
know that it didn't uh yes it does and that he spent all that money that you know getting close
to six figures i would think to make that display and uh he didn't get a bride out of it and all
those itineraries he made there was a line earlier where he made everyone itineraries
that wasn't cool everybody yeah threw away the itineraries immediately.
Yeah, they wanted to do their own thing.
Now, granted, most of the adults are wearing business casuals,
so they're not going to go too nuts that day.
Yeah.
Joey's wardrobe in that, by the way, very bizarre.
It's like...
Oh, yeah.
Collared shirt with wacky pattern,
but then blazer and shorts into shorts yeah yeah
sport coat and shorts which was really i mean i i didn't even pick up on that outfit until his
kind of emotional sit down with stephanie where he's like hyper serious in that it's like he's
like a clown that's trying to dress up essentially yeah like a real it's it's
very sincere as and then just whenever it cuts to the two shot just like big old man leg up on that
bench when we were talking about like how this the sensibility of these tgif shows influenced
my work our work whatever. I don't even know
how I can articulate what this
is or what this type of joke is
or why it resonates
with me, but
in the midst of
a moment when DJ
claims to see Steve
and he's not
actually there, I believe
Stephanie says something to the effect of like,
Up next, women who hallucinate in theme parks on the next Oprah.
I don't know why.
I guess I just like that it's like,
this feels like it's like a daring joke for them to some degree.
You know what I mean?
They're like making a comment on TV culture.
It's like contemporary and hip to some degree you know what i mean they're like making a comment on tv culture it's like contemporary
and hip to some degree even though i don't know that like oprah is necessarily known for that like
kind of maury povich jerry springer style like you know that she would bring that up like that
would be a subject of an episode but maybe it was in like 1993 but yeah i guess these are these kids are like cool and clever
and versed in television and they're able to to like uh riff to in reference to like a dennis
miller degree even though they're only 16 that's how tv brained you're right and i love and like i
can't in step in the step-by-step. And I can't even think of the references that are that are are thrown out there, even though I might have in my notes.
But this mix of one thing that I've always been obsessed with, like I want to say Flash when we get to.
I mean, I'm very excited to talk about Flash.
Oh, yes. Flash. Yeah.
But the episode Flash is making some he's making some reference about like what is america
because he wants to win set this regain the record um for america anyway he's like americans like our
mom americans like the butt master which is as i saw it is like clearly an analog for the thymaster which suzanne summers was a um
spokesperson for yeah yeah and this is what i like why is it that oprah exists but the thymaster
doesn't and this is something that i that i picked up on saved by the bell as a child like
and on these shows that I really am obsessed with,
when do we get to choose the real thing
and when not?
You know what I mean?
The inconsistency of what exists
and what doesn't exist in this world.
I mean, your favorite one,
I have to pimp you out to say,
the band on Saved by the Bell.
That's the greatest.
Yes.
I think it's...
What is it, the Zack Attack
episode when...
They have a band. The band is
playing in the garage.
The manager
of the Beach Buddies
runs past them,
hears them playing, and essentially
says he wants to, you know,
I don't know, give them a record contract or whatever,
but he's like, they're like, oh, you manage the beach buddies he's like oh yeah but the beach buddies
aren't buddies anymore but the point but the thing is like the beach boys have been referenced in
this universe and yet they're kind of presenting the beach buddies as the beach boys it's like in another a show that thought about any of this would go
well do we have a madonna or not or do we have to make up a madonna equivalent like they make
these choices but these shows are done so slapdash that like does it matter we've already mentioned
the beach boys no there can be the beach buddies also and we can make a joke about how they aren't buddies and we can make a joke playing on their name that we made up we're subverting
a thing that doesn't exist yes no one cared uh at a certain time you know but now there's a line
in step by step where it's like oh if this made now, there'd be so many minders on set
because one of the characters go like,
we should go check out the haunted house.
And like, you know, if that was shot now,
there would be a Disney rep going like,
you need her to say that line again
so she can say haunted mansion properly.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, there's another one that's about
like the jungle boat ride.
This is never happening today.
We were asking what are second gates that we
should do and loud and clear one that was said was disney fairy tale weddings the wedding show
that's available on disney plus so i was i was prepping for this one in advance i was starting
to watch uh some of the and there's a couple that is the first couple ever to get married in pandora and uh pandoran wedding um but civaco civaco indeed uh but they it's just funny hearing
this couple these very like regular people have to say and we are so excited to be the first couple
to get married in pandora the world of avatar with no one even the biggest the biggest pandora
fan by that i mean mike is not regularly saying Pandora, the world of Avatar.
No, but I will from now on if that's what they want me to.
Sure.
Make sure you do.
I'll call you on it if you don't say it.
Maybe I misheard, but I just did a double check.
Suzanne Summers had the Thighmaster and the Buttmaster.
They were both perfect.
Oh, okay.
So I was misinformed.
Okay.
So the Butt master is a real
thing yeah i'm looking at it right now because i but it's weird to bring it up because it's less
okay yeah there you have it okay yeah i'm i fully am i feel bad about that i'm sorry i didn't sound
this isn't gotcha journalism on my part i just i was just trying to remember what what it was
um but it does sound like a thing and your point still stands
that this was happening all the time where it was like why not just say that no you know mike no i
it doesn't stand did i feel bad oh man i shouldn't have told you about the button i'm so sorry
no no you're right the butt master does sound it does sound like a 90s joke like right for sure that's right and
it's less famous than the thigh master so they shouldn't have said something that wasn't going
to read immediately they can't count on everybody looking it up on on a website after the fact
right that was i also love you sharing your screen mike and then seeing your your previously on ebay
just that there were recently looked at turtles oh yeah and large turtles too expensive oh they're big yeah they were a one sixth scale
or one quarter scale actually which is pretty big geez yeah that is unusually big bigger than my son
you know i just you can buy a third scale of the joaquin ph Joker, which is huge. Ew. And it looks exactly, it looks so accurate.
But he's like a man.
Like, why wouldn't you, I could see wanting that for, you know,
Winnie the Pooh for something like cute or an animal.
Why would you want a guy?
You're asking a good question,
but they obviously think there's a market for it.
So it exists. You're considering that one. It's it exists you're considering that one it's about a grand you can buy it
well it's a good thing to have if you want to like give anyone you're thinking about dating a
major red flag as soon as they come in your apartment that's a good point
um there's one more of those little sentence interrupters, Kyle, where you...
Okay, so one thing to mention, you watch the entire Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular fold out.
Not the entire show, I guess, but the full Boulder sequence happens over the course of five minutes.
And that's another great thing about these episodes for these shows.
We can kill a bunch of time.
Let's just show all of Indiana Jones in the boulder let's show a big concert like we're gonna burn through these two episodes in no
time uh in this case dj's hallucinations are continuing she uh believes that she is seeing
her boyfriend steve as indiana jones then when the stunt happens and he gets run over by the boulder and i'm sure i referenced this
in our episode about this stunt show the entire audience gasps because they buy the gag 100
and dj stands up and says steve no silence one believes you're actually here awesome love it love these this this mechanism of try having to save the
sentence this is only in sitcoms and movies but i think we should all yeah i also caught how it
was fascinating because like you're right the stunt had concluded essentially he pops up and then you would
expect the audience to applaud she gets the steve comment out but there's still like an awkward
silence until there's a sound cue that's like and then the audience applauds i just don't believe
that everybody is going to be fully silent for DJ to,
to question where Steve is.
To say that entire thing.
I don't think that the show was timed out to have just like a six second,
like it is Indiana Jones dead where there's no music cue accompanying it.
I'm sure you,
we all noticed.
I mean,
this almost exact sequence,
it feels,
it feels like was repeated for step-by-step like moment by moment.
Yeah.
Full thing.
Again,
entire,
we got to go through the spikes.
We got to,
we,
I like that.
They play the tension of the trading out the idol for the bag of sand or
whatever.
Like they do Indiana Jones's tension as if it's the character flash or
Steve's tension.
But like it is like,
it's a fake stunt show,
right?
He doesn't need to make the trade out as much as Indiana Jones does.
It was fun though.
It seemed like kind of from an actorly place,
kind of Steve and Flash's versions of Indy.
I think both of theirs deserve merit.
I might actually take Flash over Steve.
I hate to say it.
Flash is good.
Flash is really good.
Flash has a purpose.
He has more of a reason for being there.
He's got the energy.
Flash has a little more energy as far as that performance i guess too i love flash so much i think maybe we go out with
flash i think maybe flash concludes the episode i think it's the peak of narrative content at
disney world so let's let's shift over to family matters the episode we're going to disney world
uh the two-parter that began on april 28th 1995 um overall this might be my favorite and
maybe this is just uh my love of urkel that mike has pointed out uh poking through i yeah you know
what i think it's not only my love of urkel it's my love of carl winslow yes reginald veld johnson
i think reginald ve Veld Johnson is the strongest performer
on any of these shows.
I think that's the reason why it's easier maybe to
watch A Family Matters than some
of these other shows. He's just so
charming and fun.
When he's happy, you're happy.
When he's mad, you're
scared. I love...
I'm just in for whatever Carl Winslow's
going through. I completely agree i i
wrote the note down that like carl is also the most happy to be here of all the characters in
all the episodes we watched as well which is fun to see carl's the most excited so it's like it is
fun to like live through the carl's enthusiasm the the actors playing his wife and mother are
also very good like i re-watching it i like, the grandmother's really funny on this show.
I forgot about that.
Yes.
Rosetta Lenoir, I believe, is so funny.
And maybe another thing to say, but I think all of the way that I say that all of these episodes are the same.
They all start with like a scene or two back in the regular set just to acquaint you.
And you have to figure out how to get the characters to Disney World.
Usually it starts with just two of them are going to do it and then everybody gloms on or it's a good thing where I'm inviting everybody.
In this case, the impetus is that Urkel has been invited to participate in an inventor competition
at epcot center and he is inviting everybody in not his family to go with him well he's inviting
all of his neighbors but not his girlfriend right oh yeah wait my yeah why isn't myra
and that is strange that was strange I mean like how many
plus ones does one get
in one of these in interventions
contests because that's how many people
that was like 7, 8
I don't even know how many it's not like the
Oscars where you maybe only
get a date it's more like the
Miss America pageant where you
want to bring an entire
fan section for yourself.
It's like Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
where you get a table, but you have to pay
for the table, maybe.
They're mad every year.
Steve Miller took them to task.
That's right.
This isn't the Rock Hall podcast.
Sorry.
I would just start doing the Rock Hall podcast. Sorry, sorry. No, I would just start doing the Rock Hall podcast.
Everybody's excited except for Carl words were i never got to take
little carl to disney world and then he died um and that is moving enough that carl realizes that
he needs to do the family trip to put work to the side, and then the mom quietly admits that that was a made-up story
and that never happened.
That rascal.
In addition to the inventor's contest,
the justification for getting them to Disney World in this show
involves lying about a dying man's last words.
So, it's a pretty funny dark joke.
Like they say, he died years before disney world
opened oh yeah oh i love that flippant way that like he died way before that place was ever built
there is so much lying going on on all these shows like week to week the amount of lies
characters tell each other and not little stuff big stuff weekly is always impressive to me going back to watch
that's true that's kind of the that is sort of the like central mechanism of a lot of sitcoms
is people like keeping up ruses huge thinking that they can't yeah yeah that require them to like
play parts and pull in people in their lives now you have to be this part you gotta pretend to be my cousin or my wife or whatever
um even though like every scam unravels they just keep doing it and doing it yeah i was i mean like
i don't know if this falls into that same category but i was really disappointed in laura for for
messing with the chamber like that yeah no that felt like very wrong to me as it was happening like this
felt like such a big deal for for steve and uh yeah that's incredibly selfish and credit like
that's like a like relationship ender for like oh you did something that will like prevent me from
going back to who my normal self like that's a's a crazy thing. I'm trying to think of, like, a real world equivalent.
Yeah, say you were on a trip and you, like, had a car and somebody, like, I cut all the
tires on your car so you would stay here longer.
You'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Why would you do that?
Like, I get, like, that's sweet that you want me here, but obviously, like, something's
wrong.
That's a misery situation
yeah yeah that's like a fatal attraction yeah there's also like some weird dynamics in this
of like the psychosexual politics of like stefan and laura and the myra and steve and it's like
well if he changes his dna if it is another person but an only person who exists occasionally like it's like oh bizarre bizarre
to wrap try to step back and wrap your head around this thing that no one was probably really
thinking about that much in the writer no you know as kyle was saying with the logic of pop
culture references i just love that these shows in there who cares let's get it done we got to go
to lunch and like give us these riddles that we've
been unpacking since we were 10 years old maybe you just still do feel bad about the butt master
stuff okay i'm sorry i'll cut it out no no you don't have to but immediately i'm like i'm living
the fantasy of like somebody listening to me talk like go off on the butt master like
whoa no this is not right and the kind of thank god moment that like Mike and I am thankful that
you looked that up no I'm sorry I feel now I feel bad because I didn't want to but like I don't want
to make no no every the world might not know about the butt master and you know I didn't need to tell
them it was too good to be true the idea that
that flash would make up an apparatus
called the butt master in terms
of like all that makes America
great that's a stand
in for the real invention that is
hawked by the star of the show
um really go either way
it but it is also
worth mentioning that it's like
oddly an oddly patriotic c story to just stick
into that sitcom and disney world yeah um look kyle the degree of knowledge and accuracy and
getting stuff right on this podcast is exceedingly high almost never yeah i've never broken so but
we we will forgive you in this this instance but
uh we're trying to i appreciate it i'm glad i'm glad that you that that you checked me on that
and we didn't have to have like ongoing sitcom hijinks where we created a world where we're
pretending that that was oh yeah well i don't for years i don't want to be talking about like
and then there's the episode where he says butt master it's gonna follow you around every youtube comment
car the dragula for the longest time and then i was shamed for it
and yeah you know well it's best if we can be our own regulators and do the shaming for each other
we are our own ombudsman yeah i also thought maybe
i'd say butt master it's real and then there would be a riff or two i you know i was thinking maybe
you know so i wasn't even maybe totally in correction i wasn't even thinking correction
wise i was just thinking oh did that exist you know but well was it familiar was it familiar
to you did it make did you remember it all was it like, I just want to look up
Buttmasters. Vaguely familiar.
Vaguely familiar. And I was like, I wonder
that does sound, because there were so many
those 90s at home things
you would, like your mom would buy.
I don't know my mom in a Buttman.
My mom still has this weird
saucer thing she exercises
on that she bought from late night
TV.
Do you think she'd be upset that you were even like bringing up the possibility that she had the butt master i don't think so
but you never know i'll say that i don't think so that's why all the whole butt master thread
will get pulled from the episode not an accuracy issue but yeah it's like
i run into an issue yeah the butt master does exist folks it was real and you can buy it on
ebay it was real it does i mean in the way that it does sound like a cheap sitcom toss-off joke
it does very clearly sound like the thigh master was a hit and they're like well we need something
else we need something else what else you got You know, and they really quickly rushed it out.
It'll work.
You can't like put one of those things between your butt cheeks, right?
That's not what it is.
It's not a fun matter.
Au contraire, Scott.
You can.
And you will.
And here's a demonstration.
The thing goes in.
Yeah, that little ball goes in your anus.
And then.
Great.
Yeah.
My issue with my butt is that the cheeks aren't spread wide enough.
I wish an implement could help me.
Exactly.
Okay.
Let's explain the transformation chamber thing.
Just the math of it to be very clear.
And again, I just think that we were so lucky with
all these episodes all the shows are in their primes uh jesse has the band urkel has the
transformation chamber he has invented a machine that we know just to be clear step by step is not
in its we are post prime for step by step yeah i step by step so many characters at this point i don't i lost track of who was what whose
kid but i kept going like where is the older one and it's just like oh he was kind of written out
at the end of the season the nephew like oh well that's a whole yeah well that's why there is
flash uh um urkel a nerd has invented a machine that you can walk into that changes you from a nerd into not a nerd anymore
and in his case uh it turns him into the very suave stefan or kell who i i just want to say
i really like the specific mold of cool guy that stefan or kell is it reminds it's like boys to men
and baby face and like um the vibe of the movie boomerang i haven't seen boomerang but i feel
like that's kind of that's just like the the type of like gentleman that that stefan is um and it's
you know look jaleel with his multi-character abilities i think he really nails it you love
virkle and then like could there be somebody you love more?
And I think, I don't know.
I love Stefan.
I love every time Stefan. And you got, you have to give props to,
Laura is so infatuated with Stefan.
In a fun, in a fun, almost cartoonish way.
Like when, whenever Stefan entered,
like whenever he's mentioned, she's just so ready for him.
It is, it's the deepest
love there ever was
it's like the Chase Meridian Batman
thing
where she's just like oh my god
I can't even imagine like I can't even
hear the name or else I go nuts
one Stefan thing that I
noticed that maybe again is
maybe it's not that peculiar
and like maybe there's more information necessary,
but there was a scene and I don't remember what's happening,
but he's with Laura and he pulls out a wad of cash.
Do you guys recall this?
Oh,
it's for,
it's when he's paying for the,
uh,
the artist who's,
who's doing their,
like,
um,
their portraits there.
Oh,
like in,
in the,
in France and, uh. Yes, exactly.
And he pulls out a lot
of money, which got me
thinking, is Stefan rich?
Is he richer than Urkel?
Did Urkel have that money on him?
But he's just so
suave.
Yeah. Where does that money come
from? Are random women
just giving him money for no reason
just to say thanks for giving me something to look at because his clothes are different
yeah and is that part of the transformation so it feels yeah it feels like it's some sort of like
dimensional reality altering thing it's not just making the human body different or the brain different it
feels like it's actually altering reality so my i'm just this is off the top of my head i think
the money is created by the machine because a cool guy like that would have more money than a non-cool
and those are that's probably like yes those suits are not inexpensive that's probably like italian made like yeah so i think that the yeah the
machine they don't explain it on the show but it alters reality in some way so then it it takes it
away too like when he gets back in the chamber and becomes urkel again right however much money
stefan had in his wallet is eliminated and decreases.
Yeah, if it's on him, but if it's left in the other world, I think Stefan could leave his sack of money outside of the machine,
get into the machine, and Urkel could change back,
and Urkel could take the money, because Urkel still knows he's Stefan.
He has memories of Stefan.
And where does Urkel go when he's stefan like where is urkel's soul well
like there's a there's a you know this is a comic book uh reference but there's a thing place called
the negative zone the fantastic it's kind of like uh uh it's almost like we're like a containment
unit and ghostbusters you know what is this like of not real play? It exists on some sort of
other plane and it's like a limbo
of sorts. Is Urkel stuck
in limbo with unbaptized babies?
You know?
It's possible, yeah.
Stefan lived there all the time.
Well, with the Urkel-Stefan
dichotomy,
Laura's lie isn't just breaking the machine so that he stays Stefan and doesn't turn back into nerd Urkel.
You know, sure, it messes up the results of this inventor contest, but then the further ramification that, like, a soul will be gone like urkel is no more urkel just lives in
oblivion now which by all you know you always make a lot out of how family matters started as a very
grounded show and then became about uh inventions and time travel and stuff but this is one of the
headiest this is just like a regular family police officer with a bunch of kids and now his daughter is
dealing with a scenario where a soul is in
limbo because of a DNA
machine.
And that could affect their lives for 80 years.
That's like, that's a major
part of being a Winslow now.
Right. Yeah. Also, how old is
Laura supposed to be? Is she like 20 at this
point? It's like a few seasons in.
Not sure. I think that was
my guess, but I don't
know. Yeah.
In Step by Step,
the two, the
one kid and friend are like, we're saving for
an apartment. And I'm like, you look like children.
How old are these characters?
Laura breaks
the fibulating
rebobulator, which causes this live inventor contest that's happening on the floor of interventions to be delayed for three days.
That's how long it'll take to.
Well, I don't because nobody's working on the machine.
Yeah.
Arbitrary. arbitrary i i was sort of bothered by how quickly they allowed urkel stefan uh
this opportunity like in what is seemingly a very organized sort of contest and it's similar
to in step by step when uh karen's in this country find a a star contest where she just leaves the stage
and then she's allowed to just come back and they're like now i'm ready and then she's back
in the contest similarly like all right we'll give you a few days to figure this out that just
doesn't i i don't know if I, if I believe that,
that reality,
that,
uh,
whatever this,
not that I know anything about this inventing contest,
but they're so quick to be on Urkel's side to prove whatever this DNA things
that he has to prove.
But famously you choked in your SNL audition,
ran away in tears.
Right now I'm ready.
You went back and said, can i get an extra two
days then you went and had a bunch of new york adventures came back better than ever
yeah it's it is completely it feels like a florida recount in the pocket for the republicans like
which maybe you know what happens with those things
are these people like hobnob at a party
and now like all right well I'll remember
you when the time comes and in this case
Urkel did in the hotel
lobby meet
Martin Fisher
publisher of inventors weekly
who all the head of the competition
who then is the
MC of it so I don't think that should
have been allowed like the you shouldn't get to meet the the judge you shouldn't be able to do
pratfall nerd pratfalls the second nerd pratfalls in like a five minute span with the uh supposed
authority of this contest because they're both nerds and they both bonding i like even though
they're not like actively bonding they're both bonding while they trip over
each other. Yeah, speak an
unwritten language, you know, a
secret language. Right.
Dropping things. There's really
good, by the way, physical comedy
I think in the lobby of, in this case,
the Wilderness Lodge. That's the hotel
that's being pushed. Prime placement for the
Wilderness Lodge and Innoventions
and Tower of Terror,
all of which would have been fairly new at
the time of this show.
Those are good things to push. I think a couple
of these, they make the characters for no reason
kind of run past the
sign of the new Tomorrowland at the
time. I like seeing that sign.
That's another great thing about these shows. They all
preserve the parks and the hotels
in their mid-90s pr pristine, new, peak Eisner vibe.
Yeah.
Do we know what...
I assume it's a Pleasure Island club.
Now, this spoiler alert, later on in the step-by-step, they are at the Neon Armadillo.
Correct.
Which is a big deal for us, you Pleasure Island heads out there.
But do we know
are they at mannequin like do we know if they're at the club in this like on a pleasure island do
we know where like that contest is being oh no the contest is interventions oh wait i'm getting
confused if that step by step is the is okay yes but they're yeah they are at a place somewhere
at a nightclub at one that's what i'm thinking you can't really oh yes oh my god you're right that part is incredible i i didn't realize when when
they're uh stefan and laura have nothing but time to go date and explore disney world oh my god
that's so epic when it zooms in on that dance floor with the light up screens that spell out Stefan, Hart, Laura.
I mean, that looks like the best nightclub
I've ever seen.
And I would know. I know nightclubs.
And according to that Pleasure Island
Facebook group I read, Mannequins was the best.
Maybe that was Mannequins.
I don't know. People know offhand.
Big light up screens that you could
have made, say, Stefan, Hart, Laura.
Just watching them. Date is great. i believe that montage is set to a a cool version of kiss the girl that's another
throughout these i didn't say in full house so you get to hear like the full house kind of like
jamming guitar playing when you wish upon a star yeah that's great now well yeah i i mark that down because i love those uh sitcom musical interludes yeah exactly
exactly yeah yeah and to hear the disneyfied versions but there was also earlier in this
they do kiss the girl but there's a song that plays earlier i think maybe it's for a carl
montage and i wrote down yes that song is everyday sunshine yes is that a disney song what is i don't
i guess i didn't know what that was um i should have looked it up before isn't it by a oh fishbone
i was gonna say oh gotcha 90s lauren b type yeah yeah that part that sequence is the best that's
the kind of thing i love where like it's not drama
and stakes and characters lying to each other the point of this sequence is carl has decided he's
gonna have fun in disney world and put his troubles to the side and then he just has a moment with
every character uh he and donald rub their seats around they have a lot of fun then all the characters gather in a big tableau and the whole
audience cheers there's just a huge hooray it's carl and the characters um there's no stakes or
drama it's just you just get to see carl winslow having a blast that's really fun um i can't find
a good picture of this mannequin stage, but it's possible.
You think it could be it, though?
I think it's possible, because they do have a big light... Oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, let me see. Let me take your guys' temperature on this. Do you think this is...
That's a big light screen, yeah.
That looks like it might be it, right?
Damn.
I think there's a decent chance. Somebody correct us, please. I'll be corrected in the comments if this is wrong and it was not
mannequins. I have
information about Panettas when we get to
that. Oh, I want to know all Jason
Panettas. I'm so excited.
Oh yeah, yeah. I'm all about Panettas.
Also, here's that Joker statue
I was talking about.
Oh, wow. Oh, that's worth
$1,300. That's $200
non-refundable deposit, too.
Is this like a FBI snaring situation?
Are they running a sting by the product that doesn't exist?
I'll take him.
Look, if I buy it, I'll take him to court for entrapment.
So, anyways, yeah, Stefan and Laura go on a bunch of dates.
They go to the sci-fi dining theater.
I like seeing that.
And then there's this massive, um, engagement ceremony.
Love Stefan there.
You are the sun, the rain.
Oh, how much he puts into the rain.
Um, I'm in love with him.
I'm in love with Stefan.
I'd say yes um stefan asks carl for uh
laura's hand and he's maybe more primed to say yes because he's having a such a fun time he's
he's having such a fun time and this is might be relatable for uh you know certainly mike and jason
maybe me maybe kyle i don't know uh the feeling of being in disney world having so much fun
that maybe you think should i live in orlando should i move here forever that's what carl's
grappling with yeah i can relate to that uh it's a conversation we all have a couple times
week in our heads uh but yeah uh haven't pulled the trigger not yet we're all cowards not yet we're
all cowardly up until jason just one day texts us and goes i did it and it's a picture of him
with like keys in his hand he's in a trailer outside on the disney ground so he can vote
so he can vote in the local election uh here's another one of those repeat
situations long sequence where the stakes of the episode a little scene happens in front of the
elevator doors of the tower of terror then they go in and sit the elevator goes up they get the view
uh there's a creepy elevator guy who says enjoy your ride and then the drop and it's scary and
the same promotional footage is used of the
elevator all the same stuff happens in step by step they do every beat of this the same direction
same staging uh is it the same guy yeah it's the same guy too yes um i say this indignant or
something like it's a problem i i guess why is it i like the scene
i like seeing my friends go on the ride i told and and the elevator operator i'm wondering like
and i'm sure we could figure this out very quickly this is an actor right this is not
we're we're assuming not a a disney park employee who actually is an elevator operator or what are
the odds of that do you think
there might have been a guy he was really good at it all yeah some people play it up a little
if they're working in the parks but this guy seems pretty picture perfect you know so you think he
was this actor was hired on two separate occasions to play the elevator operator or do you think this
is a one and do you think they may have shot step by step around the same time
I think they were shot
for far enough from each other that
that wouldn't be the case
I think but maybe they had the
I don't know family matters was
April of 95 step by step
is February of 96
so he could just be the same
local actor they hired for both
or a guy who worked on the ride're a guy who worked on the ride
we're a guy who worked on the ride and they're like we we need you to come back you do get people
sometimes on rides where they do you know how you like you know you would spot a star at schwab's
drugstore or something like you do have people you go to a ride and you go well that person
on haunted mansion is like 10 times better than everyone. Everyone is good.
But it does happen where you go.
I saw like there was a guy who was doing the old Tower of Terror a couple years ago
where he was like so good and scaring everybody and scaring like little kids in a fun way.
It was something they talked up a lot doing the Universal tour.
Like when I was doing the training of it, they said,
and for the aspiring actors out there, think about where you're working.
You're on Hollywood's doorstep.
You're trying to get discovered.
There's producers on that tram every day.
What?
I believe the times this actually worked out for anyone was zero, I think.
But I could be wrong.
People are quiet about their tour guide pass was the
hall and step by step was haunted was the tower chair was in the second episode right that was
in part two yeah that's another uh same thing if we're talking about the venn diagram the family
matters episodes are called we're going to disney world the step-by-step episodes are called we're
going to disney world yeah started getting a little lazy with the and all
of it basically cribbing the format of uh what full house laid out so really you got to give
the them the credit for cracking the formula full house called the house meets the mouse
is that right more inventive title i'd say yeah more inventive title i by the time they get to step by step yeah they're repeating a lot of
the attractions and stuff from uh family matters the the big difference is uh in step by step
they appear to be staying at the old key west resort the vacation club resort because they
also i thought you would know which one it's clearly a vacation club yeah because they
also they get dropped off in an old-timey car which are parked in front of some of the hotels
but jane caught that the car door had the vacation club logo very small on it and i was like i think
that's key west because it looks like there's a golf course outside the door. They had to push that by getting a vacation club condo,
there's plenty of room for your giant family
to all travel to Disney World together.
But they never mention it in this one.
I feel like the other ones,
they either name or at least have a big shot.
Yeah, yeah.
They lay on the promotion a lot thicker.
What else about Family Matters before we move
on? Other than that, like, I just
enjoy this one quite
a bit. Well, I guess plot-wise
we have, yeah, Carl
deciding he wants
to live in Orlando. He's going to give up
the police force.
And then we also have Waldo
and Eddie
struggling to make their way to Orlando and hanging out with India.
The con artist.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a lot of, yeah, that's not taking place in Disney World.
That's on the road to Disney World and it lasts both episodes.
Kind of green screen-y.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's another great, look, I jaleel i love reginald and
i don't know his name offhand but the actor who plays eddie's dumb friend waldo geraldo faldo
i think that's a really solid he had he was entering such a a tradition like i almost kind
of follow urkel as this as the the silly scene stealer on that show totally and like i and and i'm sure but this is my own
immaturity in some way and maybe you you all caught it but like his joke which is like a hundred
of miles away from a little town called kenyatta i i wasn't ready for the punch line i didn't do
the math and so it it played for me when the reveal was that he was referring to canada
um so some of the writing is hitting in the right way yeah i love that like the the fake deathbed
story and the in kenyatta and all of the like urkel like goes behind like he he well he crashes
into luggage carts outside the hotel when he's driving and that's definitely i feel like one of
the big case explodes genuine laughs and all this um there's a weird line where myra calls the hotel when he's driving and that's definitely i feel like one of the big case explodes genuine
laughs and all this um there's a weird line where myra calls the hotel and they can't get urkel on
the phone and she says what kind of mickey mouse place are you running uh and that is an old phrase
that's a very funny phrase to like have a shot like a young person in 1995 say what young person is using
that describing
a hotel as a Mickey Mouse kind of place.
Well, what young hip band is playing the hippie
hippie shake?
That's true.
You know, there was a big 60s
revival, nostalgic revival in the
90s.
We have to think about what the coolest band
in the world would be playing
in this year 1992 i don't know just make an hippie hippie shake and then we can go to lunch sounds
good great great work again gentlemen that's something i was going to say about um stefan
and the whole like well does urkel become stefan forever i feel like we we talked about this forever
ago kyle i think there was a point where stefan split off
like split the atom so that stefan could exist i feel like that's the final season the cbs season
i could be wrong maybe it's also the season prior but yes they both exist and then i believe the
finale is like laura choosing choosing between the series finale between
Stefan and Urkel and she chooses
Urkel. Am I wrong that the very
final episode of the show is about like
Urkel going to space
and then it's not clear if he's going to make it back
or not and that maybe they left it on
Oh, that's familiar, but I don't know
Are you thinking? Well, I'm
the guy who claims that the
butt master is a made up
it's good keep beating yourself up that's what we wanted that's what we asked for
i would go back in time if oracle could build a time machine i'd go back in time
and stop prevent myself there would be like a thing that would come through and i would like
grab the microphone out of my hand it No, I'm so happy it happened. It's the D-Butt Masterizer.
He might have made it back from space.
Are you thinking of the Elf
season series finale?
We can find out. I think so
in the unresolved nature of it.
Where Elf gets kidnapped
by the FBI and then
they thought there would be another season and that was just just the end of the show was elf in custody well it's called lost
in space part two is the final episode so um oh not also not butt master part two
yeah i'm really sorry though i hope i hope you're not actually offended by that
is there a plot synopses of the
second episode
it does seem like
I think he promises not to go to
outer space again
and then they I think they do
Urkel and Laura kiss so I think Laura does end up
with Urkel ultimately so Myra's out of the picture
completely
but in this case...
And there's no Stefan, it looks like.
Did he get stuck in space?
He left Stefan up in space?
That's what happened.
Yeah, Stefan was just fired into space
because they didn't want to deal with the moral quandaries anymore.
Some clarity on the Stefan stuff.
The permanent Stefan made several more appearances
throughout the series and proposed to Laura again before the series
finale. After weighing
her choices in the flashback episode
Pop Goes the Question, Laura chooses
chose Steve over Stefan.
So, it's not, I'm
incorrect that it was the finale where that
choice was made. So, Stefan
banished to limbo, banished to the
Phantom Zone
to suffer, you know, he was never asked to be born
honestly you know yeah that's a raw deal you know it's crazy it's a person who starts their life at
23 or whatever like he had no childhood it's a bizarre existence that stefan erkel lives
yeah he just woke up one day he just was he just was and he just was fine
urkel played god urkel was playing god let's be honest and we're better to do it than epcot center
it's celebrating invention and the great minds ray bradbury this steven urkel um he uh they so Stephen Urkel. Um, he, uh, they, so Laura admits what she did in an emotional scene with heavy music in a,
uh,
United Kingdom gazebo.
Uh,
look,
I sabotaged the chamber.
She has to say and sell through.
Um,
and Urkel agrees that the,
uh,
ultimately agrees that the machine is a more,
uh,
a moral,
I believe in sort of a,
a back to the future three kind of destroying the delorean situation
um forfeits the contest oh that's what that's why he says that right right okay yeah and he uh he
doesn't win and neither does david lander the uppity guy with a suitcase car um it goes to the
the woman with the the food processor. Which was an impressive invention.
Yeah, she dumps a bunch of raw food into it.
Dropped a raw chicken and carrots in there,
and then it came out as a nice meal.
It's arranged and plated nicely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, I mean, that's kind of that episode.
Any other Family Matters observations?
It's just a fun one.
I like it a lot.
It doesn't, yeah.
That one lacks maybe in some of
like more the epic like set pieces i would say but i like the uh i like the intervention i like
interventions as being a big part of it because it's so locked in time oh everybody's in the crazy
uniforms like the imagination institute uh um yeah it's that kooky 90s Bill Nye that new Epcot era it's fun to see
it preserved yeah
interesting that it's the only one where
like they think about
like oh what if we just had a character whose whole
thing was they're gonna have a lot of fun
at Disney World that's their whole story
arc like you'd think
they would have a moment like
that in all of them
well that's sort of in a
way they they with the thin plot device that is given to flash that's almost what is happening
like he it's a guy who has a like a moral imperative to have the most fun in disney
world that he can have that's true it was a little hard to track step by step because at this point
and even before this step by step has too many goddamn characters uh and a lot of them are very
similar yes yeah yeah i still i i want this is the one that i watch the most now by the way like in
the recent past the one i've seen the most recently myself even though probably it was like still eight years ago. But yes. Is there a way to just quickly capture what is the step by step magic that I think you and I have bonded over?
It's some of this stuff.
I think it's a relationship with pop culture.
Yeah, totally.
And I've never attempted to articulate it.
So forgive me that I might not.
But it's like cody for instance i
think uh who's not in this episode code the sasha sasha mitchell has been let go from the show at
this point he's the he was kind of the goofy scene stealer the attempt at the urkel on this show
sort of a like fifth generation bill and ted wayne and go and that's i think yes he represents he his
connection to like what uh i think the writers or abc or whomever like kind of what they're trying
to project as like 90s cool he is he is that and i think that's one of the main things i love about
the show and uh a la JT and Cody
JT's world like their version
of Wayne's world it's like they're
trying as a kid
as a let's say 10 year old and my
older brother was actually like watching
Saturday Night Live and like
love the Wayne's World movies this felt
like okay I'm getting something
cool too this is just as cool
as that oh it was a way to like
kidify what teens are into totally late night a little bit cracking into tgif and like similarly
like i remember this quote that stuck with me with boy meets world also a tgif show where it's like
uh cory is like we're're the MTV generation.
We listen to alternative rock and watch Beavis and butthead.
And it like gets a massive applause or, or, or laugh from the audience.
But just, uh,
I feel like step-by-step has that thing where like,
it almost felt cool in a way that like, uh,
family matters certainly with the introduction of stefan that
felt very cool and there once we like started to see like urkel play basketball super well that
was really cool and and eddie was cool but like step by step felt like the most relatable and and
uh and a good a good thing going in terms of that well and that like sort of that early 90s definition of
cool that like michelangelo was like everything kind of decided for us a like doofy surfer guy
is the ultimate what what cool is right um it's also but i think it's then it's like the most fun
to watch now because it it like almost worked really great then and much less so now like
family matters just by being solid probably is it seems like the highest quality show today
but step by step you watch and just has these like jaw-dropping choices these bizarre things
like you were saying this thing that we love where they just had characters who were beavis
and butthead they just kind of stole beavis and butthead they just kind of stole
beavis and butthead and put them on the show just two kids show up and go yeah yeah cool um but then
they reference being aware that that beavis about it exists too it's just the weirdest thing ever
or that they like stole wayne's world it's so weird i think what makes this episode so significant
and interesting is this this this primary plot surrounding the kid Flash.
We get to Disney World.
Everybody's anticipating what they're going to do.
There's some...
Somebody's looking at a trivia book and learns that the person who did the most rides and shops and restaurants that covered all of it in Disney World was a guy from Russia.
And this character Flash hears this, who's a friend of the family, right?
He's not in the family.
He's just joining them.
And he hears this and he's indignant.
I think he even says, a Russian holds the record?
That's a disgrace.
Yeah, he does say that.
And the wall fell years before this this is
1996 i mean children still mad about russia we had to keep them mad they're mad we had to stay
mad we're mad at them still they hacked the election this is even like flash has been
introduced in the episode at this point uh after we of learn in Orlando that like it's not just going to be the fan.
It's there. There are a few extensions joining the family like Jason Marsden and Flash.
And I don't recall like seeing Flash on TV when the show show aired i i can't until i re-watched this show years ago
but he was definitely a replacement for cody and his introduction is so awesome to me i don't know
what he's like hey you forgot your hammer like it's so cartoonish and like you're just like
catapulted in this into this universe where flash exists and you're kind
of like who what is happening this kid comes in with very michael j fox ripoff energy he traveled
across the country to give the main character frank patrick duffy his hammer back um and then
suddenly the episode is just about him and about him trying to regain the the ride record
for america and like not having the show memorized years later i'm like okay so i guess at some point
they gave it over to this guy flash like uh they got rid of cody because the actor is like did some
awful stuff so they had to just bail on him mid-season he's gone uh so we need a goofy guy
it's flash we're gonna bring flash in
and i think i assume like so they must have planted the seeds of flash slowly throughout
the season to give him this big spot his first episode was the episode before this wow this is
the the disney world episode is the second episode ever of flash and this actor only has one credit
before all this which is one episode of full house
so uh his third and fourth episodes of television ever are a massive plot using all of the rides
and facilities of disney world devoted to him his fourth episode of television he's ever done is him
in an american flag jacket waving an american flag in front like with all of main street
cheering him on and this is never he's brand new and i wanted to and i i again like i know we spoke
briefly about who are these are we seeing background actors are we seeing park park
goers in these background scenes like this like him running down main street and i couldn't help
but think like the idea of like if you are a park goer in 1996 or 1995 or whatever and like you find out that they're shooting step by step and
you're like oh yeah i want to be a part of that that sounds awesome and you're you're told to
basically just like you're gonna you're gonna be here you're gonna root one of the main characters
from step by step running along main street and it turns out it's Flash and you just have
no idea what you're seeing
or interacting with
really responded to that
if you have a
huge crush on Brandon Call
like ultimate heartthrob
Brandon Call and then you only get to
see him super far away up by the
castle and you're like
who's this guy Jeff Judeaay i've heard of jeff
juday i i misremembered by the way i had always thought it was that the nephew carried that it
was cody who did the like i'm trying to ride everything and that it was him who did the
indiana jones i i remembered there was a character so it was probably him who did the indiana jones i i remembered there was a character so it was probably him who did the
indiana jones show because a kid wanted to see it but he's got to get to the airport soon
which it's also like kid don't save your favorite thing for last are you crazy do it first what if
it breaks like what are you thinking kid yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah, so then in theory, he like Flash speaks to whoever is in charge
and is able to like costume change into the Indy role
and then do that upcoming show.
But later on, they say that he claims that they're slowed down
in terms of this record-breaking run
because of what happened at the indie stunt show.
But it seems like it actually moved on time,
if this makes any sense,
because he kind of probably took that...
I'm sorry to be...
If this is a convoluted point I'm making,
but it's like he did that upcoming show.
He spent the same amount of time performing it
that he would have spent watching it.
Is that accurate?
Right.
Yes, yeah.
If part of his duty was to watch every single show,
then that's the exact same amount of time,
regardless of whether it's an actor,
Indy or him himself doing the dangerous stunts with no vetting or
rehearsal.
Yeah.
It's really weird.
This,
this one I think takes some of the biggest swings in terms of stuff that
could never happen.
I mean,
this entire scenario that he sets out to get this record and it's just an indie enterprise initially that the
character mark the nerdy son is helping him with but then all of the resources of disney world get
behind flash and his trying to bring the record back to America. And his pro-America agenda, yeah.
Yeah, all of the people in lab coats
in a place called Ride Central.
Right.
We're not going to let a child back there.
We're going to have to,
I'll go talk to Disney Ride Central
and then suddenly he just is.
You don't see a scene of him talking his way in
or seeing if that exists.
He's just there.
And then there's like an apollo 13 type crew all
tensely watching every move and there's cameras everywhere this is like christoph and the truman
show like we've got all every possible eye on everywhere that flash could be and it's all you
know it is a lot of fun because now you get to see a guy just having fun on all the rides but
with the sort of like uh the ticking clock of he's running out of the china pavilion he just had a blast at the
circle vision movie and then uh the kid who never has anything to do on the show uh has a churro
right there waiting for him um you know it's got like a it's got a pace to it there's a clock on
it yeah i i one line I wrote down, just maybe which
falls in line with
whatever I was getting at in terms of this
being representative of a cooler
hour kind of
watered down Wayne's world or whatever
he does coming off the
teacups flash says something to the
effect of like,
the G-forces have my stomach
set to hurl. On hurl. the g-forces of the teacups
like hurl i think is just the perfect kind of encapsulation of like oh as a 10 year old like
okay this show's actually cool if they're saying the word hurl they're talking about gross stuff
stuff we all do they're willing to address it on tv
they talk like my friends and i talk all right this relates to me as an adult he drops so hard
because he basically does like a trust fall like he's passing out and goofy catches him and he gets
so low to the ground before goofy catches him i was so impressed with that like he
he like chris farley style like physical like threw his body down and he really trusted that
goofy to catch him and goofy did but i would wonder if there was like another take where
he like cracked his head on the cement flash trying to make a good first impression you know
he's giving it his all he's on his second or third gig you know yeah it's pretty he does really carry it for having not really been on tv before he's the
star of this episode and big locations he's really got to sell all this stuff yeah is he i mean like
you get the idea that he works for patrick duffy in that first scene right i mean like i guess like
if you showed this to somebody who's
never seen the show, yeah, he
passes it all.
This could be the star of the show.
He seems like he's always been
there, yeah, even though he just showed up
in a construction hijinks
episode, the prior episode
to all this.
He sells some great
topical jokes. This be the the the if we
don't get this back it'll be the worst thing that happened to america since roseanne sung the
national anthem yep that feels very tiny tunes like they're trying to like everybody's pushing
roseanne is weird when did roseanne sing the national anthem 90 is that a joke five years
that five-year-old joke already i I think so, but again, that's as
up-to-date as you're getting on
this. ABC programming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because the rest of the show,
I feel like all these shows are just really littered
with Chia Pet and the Clapper
and all that sort of stuff,
which I guess is vaguely
recent. Buttmaster.
And let's say it,
Buttmaster. to shift things over to suzanne
summers to carol we were talking about this about their this is the in they get the horniest plot
in this episode frank and carol uh duffy and summers are trying to uh you know basically
they were trying to take a uh uh an trip, and then it got ruined because his mom showed up and said, I'm dying soon.
I want to take everyone to Disney World.
Horrible thing to happen.
So they're just so pent up and horny.
But Suzanne Somers is trying to find ways for them to break off and have a little fun.
Somebody brings up
peter pan oh that's a kiddie ride oh i don't know a slow moving fantasy ride in the dark
we all know this the sexiest ride you could ever if there is a place where you were gonna
what would the show say do the nasty that that might be too much i'm sorry i feel like we i feel like cody may have done like
uh i've never i've never done the sideways monkey dance the horizontal mambo though i will say i did
make note that like uh i was kind of taken aback that in in the beginning of the episode jt in reference to his parents
flirting says something to the effect of like you guys are too old to have sex anyway
and just hearing the word sex was off-putting i thought yeah 9 30 the gloves come off yeah i guess
so yeah i yeah they you would think there would have been a euphemism there
yeah at least they would the oldest daughter would say like i have sex mom okay i have sex
do you have a problem with that i don't know i guess that was like the the maybe that was the
core idea of the show we are gonna right we're gonna address stuff and be uh sort of uncomfortable throughout.
The boys trying to lose their
virginity, that's alluded to.
This is the night they're gonna
run this con where
JT pretends that he's
JT Disney and this will
be the path to them both
losing their virginity
together. You're everybody's dream
with their best friend of course yeah yeah
yeah yeah like that scene in fargo yeah um they go to uh i alluded to this earlier panettas
they paid the bill at this very expensive restaurant no restaurant ever existed at
disney world called panettas that was a fake sign made this is fake the building is it was called the
portobello yacht club now it's called taralina and what is now disney springs but yeah here's
here's the back to the butt master point nine dragons is referenced and that's real a real
a real epcot restaurant in in in the world showcase and panetta's is not so again they're inconsistent
logic in this episode where it's like why not just use thank you for that real real places
why is that where a disney person jumped in and go like don't don't go around talking about things
being too expensive for people at disney world that was probably their logic is because they
have to say it is expensive.
That's why I looked it up.
The girl's really whiny about it.
Like, we want to go to Panetta's,
but it's way too expensive.
And I was like, that can't be.
They would never allow that to be said
about a real restaurant.
I will say, I am impressed by this hustle.
Like, claiming yourself to be JT Disney is is funny to me that's like a cool idea yes
yeah that's a funny thing to do like did he had to think on his feet about like what is the
relation is he the grandson did he have to like spit out facts about him or like what he made in
the will or like what his shares are at this point. Yeah. How would you prove that other than with like a limo,
a local Orlando limo company?
Yeah.
In 1996,
it'd be much harder to prove.
And like the Disney kids and cousins,
like there's a lot of them.
There's a lot of grandkids and cousins and stuff.
What would he could have like,
you guys like sign his name like Walt?
Yeah.
See,
that's how I sign
we all do it
also like I mean
I'm assuming you guys made this
connection maybe not as
deep or as interesting as
Steve is
to Aladdin the cartoon but Jason
Marsden is a heavy
Disney voice actor and was the
I don't know if he had done Max Goof
at this point but
maybe that might have come out or
was like about to or
same year yeah I'm not sure when Goofy Movie came out
he had a really funny moment I didn't even write
it down that like felt like it could be improvised
it could have been scripted but
I thought was like oh that's funny
I think it's like he walks past
Captain Hook maybe and he's like, he walks past captain hook maybe.
And he's like,
love your movies by the way.
Yeah.
It's like,
he,
he definitely performed it in an off the cuff way.
I was like,
okay,
he's,
he's got some chops.
He's funny.
Yeah.
He's just very pro.
He's just like very Broadway pro.
Well,
he can hits his mark.
Every movement has purpose.
Just this really good. It's a really good Marsden scott yeah i got a marsden i got a muslin in the
pocket because i thought my use of that i think nobody had nobody had anything to say about my uh
here's your hammer back i'm so i'm sorry we didn't say it before it's a great I do Marsden you do Judea we can we
cover the gamut if anybody wants to grab
a Christopher Castile it's the balls in
your court I'll workshop it up at the
laugh factory I don't know yeah what's
open Panetta's go to Panetta's does a
stand-up night go a big thing we've not
gotten to speak too much about
that I thought was
really fun was
Karen's whole plot and the song
Girls With Guitars I thought was
something of note.
Mom's worry.
Girls With Guitars.
Does this predate
the Dixie Chicks do you think?
Or is this at the same time?
Because it felt like that's what...
They were not popularized, I think.
But maybe they were quiet on the rise.
But they certainly hadn't hit yet.
Before Natalie...
I know they were around before Natalie Mainz joined the band,
which is sort of the part that made Skyrocket of them.
But apparently, they were around since 89.
The original, the other two.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I gotcha two oh yeah this song is
great so uh the all the girls are hanging out together at pleasure island which it's great to
see pleasure island that is prime big jessica rabbit way in the back on a sign um so many
clashy styles of buildings it's just awesome to see uh uh karen one of the daughters who is has pursued country music before
gets a flyer which she reads in a very like marcia brady stilted country music competition
this friday top prize gets 500 music scouts in audience guys we have to do this maybe also like
like a live band accompaniment there is like some
phrase in there that it's like provided give chord changes if you can only do one verse chorus and
bridge guys we have to do this every every competitor allowed to walk off and disgrace
once and then come back that's to be fair that's how I read the Rules of the Coffin Challenge to Anthony Gio at Six Flags Fright Fest.
Spend three days in a coffin and you can't stand up except for peeing breaks?
We have to do this.
Top prize is $600.
Anthony, what are we waiting for?
Yeah, they work up a little country act they rehearse this song
girls with guitars which is a winona judd song oh okay this is a song that exists it is i looked
it up yeah yeah girls with guitars exists um girls with guitars it will be in my head forever
having watched this they do a scene with horrible sound back in the hotel room the band breaks up immediately but then
they join her ultimately for the big
show with the neon armadillo
she
really eats shit on try one and then
crushes it on try two
how do you as
all of you perform to some degree
how do you deal with
scenes in television
film like this with the like
the person getting on stage and um in this case her her vision we we we get her perspective and
her vision blurs and like she just can't get the words for step by step yeah yeah do you
i'm just having yeah what you're like psychological if it just doesn't bother
you or it does bother you as a performer on that level I don't know I feel like any time I've seen
that usually it's before someone takes the stage or like I feel like usually just adrenaline kicks
in like even if you're nervous you know I've never watched anyone like run off stage and then come back and do it again you know
yeah yeah even in like your like 101 improv like class performance nobody you like i've never seen
anyone flip out like this usually just somebody says something dumb like yeah you're saying like
that it is it is maybe uh kind of like the trope is that they'll just
be like a full minute of silence and people glaring and yeah fuzziness less i was commenting
on like the reality uh versus what we're seeing like i guess i'm just as somebody who goes i get
nervous when i see these well maybe like i'm fearful i guess i'm
just wondering if it stresses you guys out was kind of what i was getting i see uh i do have
nightmares like this like i don't i feel like i get a little nervous before i go on stage
but um not to this level but i do have dreams where i'm on stage and don't know my my lines
or don't know what to do yes yeah not being
prepared yeah for sure i don't know that like seeing this now without something i'm nervous
about that's in the arena doesn't stress me out necessarily you weren't nervous okay because i
like i guess it maybe put too much uh of my own um mental and and uh like an investment into the performance
of Girls with Guitars.
I did really want it to go well.
Yeah.
As a kid, for sure, stuff like this
would stress me out. I think I've said this before
on the show. One of my favorite movies
seeing in the theaters as a kid was the Lassie movie
from 1993 or 4
was because there's literally no conflict
at the end.'s no like stressful
thing so i can relate even especially being a kid anything like this would really stress me out
to like feel like the character is having sort of a breakdown i also had an anxiety attack in
real life a couple weeks ago so i really i guess oh it's i guess if now that you're pointing it
out and if i were to rewatch it,
I might actually feel a little more stressed out by it.
I didn't mean, I don't want to do that to you.
No, no.
But it's an interesting question,
because it is something I don't think about in the context of performing
until I had an audition or I'm doing a show.
Are we saying that Girls With G with guitars is a chillingly accurate
representation of the performer spotlight is it like the most gripping what it is like to be in
that position well it's no it's really not any different from b rabbit choking in eight mile
it's like almost the exact same thing.
So if that has a ton of merit, or did
when that came out, I don't see why we shouldn't
maybe give that.
He does get a second chance, right?
He comes back and kills it, if I'm remembering
Just like Karen.
Just like Karen, yeah.
She comes back, she feels great.
I mean, like, she's, immediately you see her confidence
on stage when she comes back the second time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not even a ramp up it goes great it cuts around to everyone in the family and a
bunch of like weirdos there for a country music new star night yeah the grandmother's french side
piece like a stranger she met oh yeah speaking of lassie lassie's jie, Lassie's June Lockhart. Lassie's June Lockhart, God bless her.
Yes.
She was on Lost in Space as well, right?
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Who ultimately solves the problem of, solves Frank and Carol's main problem of that they can't find anywhere to have sex because she offers up her condo which is
so it works out great they get
to sneak away on the last night
to his mother's
Kissimmee condo
and have sex in her bed
while she because
she's hooking up with a French
guy at his place
presumably I think the sound just I like
the sound of Jason Sheridan's Kissimmee condo, don't you?
Sounds pretty good if you say it out loud.
Well, maybe one thing to mention also, just like the rush to do everything at Disney World
within four days.
Sounds like a job for Mike Carlson.
Do you think you could get the record?
Absolutely, I do.
I absolutely was thinking about this because there's going to be an upcoming episode whenever disney genie launches and i'm going to compete
against the app to do the most stuff in a day it's like what's the what's the chess program
deep blue oh deep blue gary casper i'm gonna beat deep blue basically planning but yes i was
watching this going i bet i could do this and i bet i could do this quicker and i could like bring home a bigger victory for america for a character who people
have spent a lot more hours with flash was uh coming up on his finishing up his third half
hour we've done more than that in this episode alone a lot more yes a good point the fictional character mike carlson is more beloved than
yeah than flash the character put the hours in and that's who should it the russia wasn't the
disgrace it was given it to a guy with barely any screen time like flash i will say i do feel like
flash maybe had a big advantage from what i could tell in that like uh concession persons and souvenir persons were
truly just handing him things there was no money exchange i saw i felt like he just grabbed stuff
and that was accomplishing his uh his feat there yeah at nine dragons they just hand him the little
um thing of uh little man yeah yeah so you'd have to yeah i think it's maybe impossible to do this
without the disney apparatus helping you i think if you explained i to yeah i think it's maybe impossible to do this without the disney
apparatus helping you i think if you explained i'm trying to beat flash's record the character
from step by step they might help you out if we can figure out if somebody can actually like a
real like figure out exactly what flash did let's like write it down on a list and see
how much time it would take us this This is complicated because there was no Animal
Kingdom yet. So how does that factor in?
I think Animal Kingdom's out. If it's just you're trying to beat Flash
I think it has to be what existed
then. What they had in 1996.
And then it'll be tricky though of course because they don't
have quite the same restaurants. A lot of stuff is gone
and they're not up to full
strength down there operation wise.
So you'll have to figure out
what substitutes
rides if there's a different ride that exists this is really complicated yeah well and it's
complicated because you you just are gonna have to skip all the lines and not stop and appreciate
them well it will be it'll be tough but i will keep remembering what a victory i'm bringing home
for the red white and blue... It's a greater good.
It's for our country,
which is hurting so much more so than back then.
96, those are prime times.
America needs a victory now,
and you could be that victory.
Yeah.
How about we do this?
Is there a way to just look up,
is there a Russian record
for most Disney World stuff done in four days?
And whatever in real world that exists,
if there is a record like that,
specifically done by somebody from Russia,
then I will try to beat that.
And that's a cleaner way to do it.
See, that's going to be hard.
We're going to have to find
like a really neutral source though,
because our propaganda apparatus
would underplay what they did in four days
and their propaganda apparatus
would upgrade it.
Right. Okay. Yeah. Well, we'll get...
In the Mueller report, does he get into any of the
Russians doing
Disney World challenges?
I didn't read the whole thing. You know, I'm not really
sure. I'm so busy saluting him.
Might be deep in there. They address Flash.
They address the Disney World issue. Got it.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll get you going
on this. Yeah. Bring the record back home to real people and not fictional characters who
barely appeared on the show exactly um flash did not come back by the way in the next season he
was replaced by yeah by a frenchman by jean-luc played by bronson pinchot drafted in there cousin
oliver our first cousin oliver didn't work out this kid
flash we got a second cousin oliver coming uh we should start winding it down the uh anything else
we want to say about these or kyle having revisited these is there just any like uh specific
memories or does it just like is it flashy but do these like are these your favorite episodes of
some of these shows i mean i do i i know you were saying you think family matters is these your favorite episodes of some of these shows uh i mean i do i i know you were
saying you think family matters is is your favorite and in the best of these three yeah
i think that i had i definitely had the most fun watching step by step and flash is iconic
yeah well i texted you before that before before we got into this i was like we were like what do
we do and you said well we got to do into this. I was like, we were like, what do we do? And you said, well, we got to do Family Matters and Full House.
Like, oh, we should do step by step.
It's with the fast guy.
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean, the fast guy.
None of the other episodes have something as short and iconic as that.
What an idea.
Yeah, no, they're all so fun.
And like I said, i love like we were talking
about those moments um where these characters are forced to sort of be off the cuff uh and like
kind of riffing on rides um i think there's probably like more moments that if i went through
all all three of these we could find little times where they're like kind of ad-libbing like you
were saying not even correctly referencing
rides but um i don't know any of these things it's fun when you see your your favorite characters
like taken somewhere entirely new so i i had a great time watching that they're all two partners
yeah yeah which i think makes them fit together nicely we left out boy meets world really quickly
a big thing uh that happened then later is that dana from step by step shows up in the boy meets world episode
like they were there they kept dana in disney world in time and she went and visited cory on
boy meets world on the same night of tgif oh wow but it's sort of you know it's a different format
it's not the two-parter they don don't spend as much time in Disney World.
I figure it makes sense to leave it out.
Let's focus on these.
Focus on the Fast and Furious.
And I saw also there was, outside of TGIF,
there was a Blossom and a Roseanne around the same time
that also do Disney parts.
Yeah.
Blossom did Disneyland.
Roseanne did Disney World.
And then later, Modern Family and Black-ish.
And I haven't seen those.
I don't know what they did
but it's tough to top
Jesse and the Rippers on the white piano
the transformation chamber, the fast guy
his American
flag jacket triumphant
on the Cinderella
castle stage, I mean these are all
these are all wonderful moments
and it's awesome to go back
into them and awesome to just remember uh
to and and meditate for a little bit on the butt master so thank you for
bringing it to our attention yeah i really feel bad about the butt master stuff
i feel bad too now
this was a scenario where I almost forgot about
the Buttmaster for a while and now
it's back.
I'm trying to end on a little
I brought back a dark
memory. It's now it's like
Buttmastergate
is like the scandal
from now on.
But yeah,
I feel bad. I'm going to feel bad all the rest of the day
no you please don't mike i'm so thankful that you called me out on that and and i'm also thankful
that you were able to reaffirm the argument i was trying to make wherein we don't know what
what in our universe exists and what it's good it's a's a consistent, cohesive logic in pointing out things that are,
yeah.
Invented based on the information we had at the time,
the butt master was relevant.
It being a real thing is relevant.
I'm glad we know about it.
Thank you,
Kyle,
but master Mooney for bringing it to the table.
You survived podcast,
the ride you're cut.
That's a couple couple that's a nickname
to be comfortable with right you feel you feel fine about that yeah um about the butt master stuff
we'll leave it all right we're leaving it behind it stays in this episode uh let's exit through
the gift shop i know that you have something to plug but we've been talking about uh this is a
block of 90s television uh with an acronym meant to air on a specific day of the week, which is applicable to your new show, Saturday Morning All-Star Hits.
Let's talk about that.
Yes.
Our new show, Scott.
Well, I mean, like, I feel like people have made it this far past all the butt master and flash stuff.
They skip to the end for the promotion. They skipped to the end for promotion.
They only want to hear the promotion.
Yeah,
no,
I,
this is super relevant in the sense that like TGIF was something we were
thinking about when Ben Jones and I,
who,
who co-created the show with myself,
when he first started talking about this seat of an idea,
like I was definitely talking about Tgif and the idea of doing that condensed experience in a half hour and our show we tried to do that
essentially for the saturday morning cartoon experience so it's called saturday morning all
star hits the acronym is smash and uh scott was a big part of bringing it to life. And yeah, we tried to essentially replicate
that Saturday morning TV viewing experience.
So we have kind of our own versions of late 80s, early 90s cartoons
all condensed into a 30-minute block, but then the show evolves.
And it was really fun and and uh
i i think we did a pretty good job of sort of replicating the experience of of of tv of the
era i don't know what do you think scott i i i think so thank you for the credit on it i i'm
like uh i'm thrilled and proud to be part of it's surreal to even be actually talking about it as a
tangible thing and within the podcast the ride setting and it does feel like excited to be doing this relevant
to to what i imagine your listeners are are into and like there's almost like some like
certainly disney afternoon parallels i would say so like for sure that's what i was like it's that
kind of like the show is like it's a bunch of blocks of TV taped off of TV like you're watching it on a VHS later.
And if listeners watch the Disney afternoon where shows would come in and out like now, there's Gummy Bears, but Gummy Bears is retired and Goof Troops coming in.
That's kind of what happens within the single season of Saturday morning all star hits.
Like, you know, there's entire mini shows and then the show ends and a new one comes in, but there's also this, this through line
with the hosts of the show, the live action hosts, both played by Kyle, Skip and Traybor
who are kind of, it's, it really is the Urkelization or the Cody effect.
I'm almost, I'm 99% sure.
Like in the pitching of this show, we had like Skip and Trayvon, you know, like think Bill and Ted, Dan Cortez, Cody from Step by Step.
Like, I think Cody was may have been the reason why Netflix decided to make this TV show.
I don't know.
But I think I mean, yeah, knowing that you could have a new cody on your hands yes what that times to your cash flow well and and on my end kyle that you you
set up a scenario where beyond like the dream team of people to work with you ben jones's animation
and art genius uh dave mccary your awesome friend and director uh besides working with all you guys
and uh and getting to write
so much fun stuff truly like kind of realizing that and like oh i'm like i'm like getting to
write stuff for cody basically this is as close as i can come to writing for step by step in 1994
so for that i really gotta thank you yeah most well we when we were when we were taught we're yes subs are a a running theme in our show
um and i don't know when sub sandwiches are like occupy the place of pizza within this like uh what
pizza was to the turtles subs are in this world and certainly when i was like when we were talking
about cody and maybe what makes him cool or the idea of him being cool like that image came in my
head of like somebody eating a sub sandwich on one of these shows always felt like a very cool thing
but carl winslow like i you know that that's his dream day is like he's settling down for a sub
until urkel making a massive super tall sub is this a Jason Dream 2 potential like build
and it should be if you haven't it's just like
building the ultimate too big
to eat in one day sandwich you know I
try to leave that to the professionals
you know
sandwich artists if you will
yeah I'd like to see you try
look if you like if you like
subs if you like cartoons
if you like TGIF or the Disney afternoon if you like if you like subs if you like cartoons if you like tgif or the disney
afternoon if you like classic vo people we have so many amazing maurice lamarche and frank welker
and eric bowser and cree summer and all those people like amazing voice talent as part of this
thing and if you like kyle mooney and if you like your old pal scott i think uh listeners you will really enjoy
saturday morning all-star hits uh i enjoyed working on it uh more than almost anything
i've ever been a part of so thank you kyle sincerely and look not not to be too sincere
not to make things awkward but no i really appreciate it and like you know this is truly
the beginning of my uh of my press and support
for the show.
I'm just really sorry about the
Buttmaster stuff.
Do you think you'll bring any
Buttmaster-oriented material to any
outlets that you... I think I'm going
on Seth's show and
it's like doing a podcast the other day.
You know the Buttmaster is a real thing?
I thought it was like a joke on a sitcom.
They actually made this thing.
We have a picture if you want to come to that.
I don't want anyone to got you.
No one's going to do any gotcha journalism on you, hopefully.
I'm going to be the only one who will have done it during this press tour.
That's right.
And I think that's why we ran you through the ringer.
Because we know that you have big shows to do. We want you to kill it on there.. And I think that's why we ran you through the ringer because we know that you have
big shows to do. We want you to
kill it on there and now I think you will.
Well, I always have a
great time with you guys and it's good to see you and I'm sorry
I couldn't be there in person.
Yeah, no, thanks for making time in New York.
A lot of time. I'm again
embarrassed by the run time.
This happens. It happened with you before.
Star Tours was very long.
Look, this is how we do.
Check out Saturday morning.
I'll start.
It's on Netflix.
Eight episodes all available today.
I guess.
Yeah.
And stick with the show is fun all the way through.
So I stick with it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
There's like I think there's an evolution and changes and surprises and, you know, a lot store uh as it as it evolves absolutely so uh
saturday morning all-star heads on netflix right now as for us you can find us on the socials at
podcast the ride merch is available in our t public store and for three bonus episodes every
month check out podcast the ride the second gate at patreon.com slash podcast the ride next week
country bear jamber week uh and we've already started recording it so we know
these aren't short either so no load up for the winter you've got a lot to hibernate with
what's that we've been doing so well with like the i run time reasonableness i feel like and
then all of a sudden in the last week and a half it was like the springsteen concert lengths are back as well as the quality i think
everyone would agree what were the stamina the vigor we're bringing to the table uh lay look
with that check out country bear jammer week next week uh thanks for listening everybody uh see you
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