Podcast: The Ride - The CityWalk Orlando Saga: Malltiverse of Madness 6 - 1

Episode Date: March 22, 2024

As long as everything goes to plan, we dive deep into all the tiny little difference between these bicoastal locations. Prepare for a lot of observations! So many observations! Phase 6, Sector 1 contains: Bigfire Antojitos (Alpha) Antojitos (Omega) VIVO Italian Kitchen (Alpha) VIVO Italian Kitchen (Omega) Celebrity Authentics To level up your Saga experience with bonus and ad-free episodes, subscribe to Podcast: The Ride’s Club 3 at  patreon.com/podcasttheride.  FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FOREVER! DOG! When your town has made you frown When your square has made you swear When life gives you one more punch You need a doughnut soaked in Captain Grunge You need a place a place to stroll

with alcohol a place that features part of the Berlin Wall where steampunk robots sell chocolate snacks a place where you can tattoo your lower back So let's go take a walk

Let's all go to City Walk Orlando our lower back. So let's go take a walk. Let's all go to City Walk Orlando. Tonight. Tonight. Podcast to Ride presents the City Walk Orlando saga. Multiverse of madness. A daily, extremely necessary series exploring the shops,

restaurants, and cosmic wonder that make up Universal CityWalk Orlando. Buongiorno and welcome to Podcast the Ride presents the CityWalk Saga Orlando Multiverse of Madness. My name is Mike Carlson and I'm just feeling very festive and Italian today. Scott Gerner also here. Yes. Well, Italian is the nationality of one of the places in this. Well, I assume it is. We haven't gotten our assignment yet. I'm just saying I'm feeling that. I think I know what it is, but I'm not totally sure.

Right. Jason Sheridan also here. I am also feeling festive and Italiano. All right. Great. I'm also feeling festive and Italiano. All right, great. I liked the multiverse as if it to feed into multo bene. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very purposeful.

You did. You did it nicely. Listeners couldn't see. You did like pizza box chef hands, like the kissing the fingers. Yeah, what do you call that like motion you do with your fingers? Pizza box chef hands. It's Italian pizza box chef. Pizza box chef fingers. Yeah, what do you call that motion you do with your fingers? Pizza box chef hands. It's really pizza box chef. Pizza box chef hands.

Yeah. It really should be a shorter thing, I think. Pizza box chef hands, but you know what it means when you hear it. Pizza P-B-C-H. I'm doing P-B-C-H. And if you weren't listeners, Mike did a quick P-B-C-H. Yeah. Okay, well, from now on, add that to our Wikipedia.

Mm-hmm. That's a cool, you know, it's like L-O-L or R-O-T-F-L. So, yeah, I am feeling very Italian, but I'm also feeling like, oh, there's like a presence here. A multiple? I don't know. More than usual, I know. Yeah, I think for sure more than usual because we are, should we summon him?

Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Please. Sector, how do we summon him? I forgot. We've been doing it one way, right? Not every time. No, not every time.

I think it's been kind of different every time, and I think you could probably just summon him by saying- Let's do chef hands. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Let's do pizza box chef hands. Hey. Hey.

We're doing it. Here. P-B-C-H. The sector keeper is here. Hey. Hey. Paisanos. Paisanos.

Oh, hey. How are you? Ah, buongiorno. I'm doing good. How are you? Oh, yeah, fine. Yeah. I'm speaking personally.

I am happy that we are past the age of Buffett. I think mercifully we are. Maybe Mike probably feels different. Both of you probably feel different. I was more than ready for that Buffett phase to be over. And I feel like maybe there's better stuff coming for us. Finally, I hope. I think that's right.

But I will say this. I was just a friend of the show. Ted sent me today Pitbull's new song, Thank God, and Jimmy Buffett. And Jimmy Buffett? Yeah. So I haven't listened to this yet'm not we're not going to do it here but i'm just saying we may have to address pitbull's new song at some point in this saga that's all i'm saying all right i just want to tease that for later just dropped a song i believe

so yeah it's a new song so thank sorry thank god and jimmy but is there aett. Does that imply it's thank both of them, or is it two separate thoughts? Thank God and, separately, Jimmy Buffett. No, I think he's putting God and Jimmy Buffett on the same pedestal. Uh-huh. The same kind of importance. Mm-hmm. That's what I get from it, at least. Yeah.

Buffett does seat at the right hand of the Father. Oh, well, yeah, you would know. In heaven plus that well he's new up there so you want to give him a good seat at least at least for a little while and been born on christmas like god's son yeah of course so i'm glad that he's up there i'm glad you that he's doing good up there oh hell yeah is he okay that there's just clouds and it's not water well you, you can just kind of like make the clouds. They're like Play-Doh. Okay, so he can mold the clouds into water? Into ships, into water.

Into little cheeseburgers, I'd imagine. Hammocks. Hammocks. Yeah. Oh, yeah, hammocks. Money. Money. Yeah.

I just want him to feel comfortable up there. Well, he's got a lot of money. I assume he had a lot of money lying around. He's very rich. He's comfy. He's comfy. He was sleeping in a hammock made of money, I assume. That's what he did every night.

You don't want heaven to be a downgrade. You don't want it to be that he had it better here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Well, this is my mistake. I caused an extension of the age of Buffett by referring to the age of Buffett. You screwed it up. But there is something in the air.

The spirit energy, it is a little crunchy. I feel a little crowded and crunched. Dudes, dudes. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was different? What the hell was that? No. Hey, fountain boy, how's it going? No, no, whoa, whoa. That was different? What the hell was that? No. Hey, fountain boy, how's it going?

No, no, no, no. Get him out of here. Sucker Keeper, who is this? 86, this crunchy asshole. Whoa. It's the VBB, you know me. The VBB, wait. It's the VBB, it's the Venice Boardwalk.

Venice Beach Boardwalk? Venice Beach Boardwalk? Don't leave out the beach. You can't smell baked peach without beach, buddy. He's going to do shit like this all day. Oh, my God. Oh, wait a minute. Okay, geez. He showed up.

Because, okay, we have learned of your vast network of cousins or family members, whatever, other keepers. This is one of my cousins, the Venice Beach Boardwalk Keeper. This is the official, the Venice Beach Boardwalk Keeper. Yeah, we freed him and all these other keepers at the end of the Downtown Disney Ordeal. Yeah, that's right. If you go listen at the end of the Downtown Disney Ordeal, we heard from you real

briefly. Here you are in our presence. Wow. Thank you for that, boys. Thank you for that. Oh, yeah. Grazie for that, boys. Thank you for. Oh, yeah. No problem. I'm glad we could help out. I can't believe we're in the same room. Hey, I'm sorry.

I'll just be real quick and then I'll just be out of your hair. Oh, I get like. I need like 50 more grand. I can't. I can't. You know, I can't do this right now. Boys, boys, Boys, boys. Boys, boys.

Sorry, should we edit that out or not? Did you just ask him for money? He asked me for 50 more grand. Oh, right, because you said you won the Powerball, but you said all the keepers were hitting you up. All the keepers keep coming at you out of the woodwork. I've got keepers hitting me up. I'm answering.

You know how many names in my phone say do not answer now? So you do have a phone because I was calling and the numbers weren't working. I have a phone and it goes boop boop beep sorry this number's been disconnected. It doesn't sound like the

normal voice. It sounds like your voice. It sounds like you changed your voicemail to say that. I'm answering and going boop beep that's your teller right there you gotta just use the real or get get a recording of what the real there's no number sound it was an old tactic i picked up while working at cricket wireless my manager would answer the phone there and say wow you picked that oh that's weird that's a good plan to avoid. But you got to get a more realistic voice. Your voice is really recognizable. It's iconic.

I know, I know. So 50 grand for, you know, what for? I'm trying to get a couple more Michael Ferraris. Michael Ferraris? What the hell's a Michael Ferrari? Oh, you mean those paintings? The paint? Full disclosure, just to like,

we didn't want to bring this up. We were contacted by the Venice Beach Boardwalk Keeper. Basically, he heard the whole series is going on. He hit up Mike and I and asked if he could kind of like hang, just get a feel for us and the vibe of the show and you i thought you were gonna be there yeah just go hang out we were at city walk and we're like where is this guy when you weren't there and we couldn't pick up enough michael ferraris i wasn't there because there's a lean on my house and i've been trying i've been doing

paperwork all week oh wow well it's really i'm so sorry but he he told us like he just said you couldn't make it and he said but it's on he just said kept saying it everything is on you that's what you said on me it's on me yeah that's what you said last time i gave you fifty thousand dollars you already bought a michael ferrari the last time before that i gave you a hundred thousand dollars and you invested it in Royal Match, which we've talked about. Yeah. You gave it to the guys

that created Royal Match, the game that traps a king. Oh, yeah. And he's like trying to get out and you got to make sure the water gets dumped in the right place so it doesn't drown in the room.

Right. Well, I'm just trying to save a king out here, found boy. What are you doing with every day? I'm trying to save my house, man. Oh, man. This is really... Guys, guys, I'm trying to save a king out here, found boy. What are you doing with every day? I'm trying to save my house, man. Oh, man. This is really... Guys, guys.

I'm so like... Look, we're trying to do... You know, we have a mission here. We have to rate and review things as well. So I like... Please, like if we could just keep it... Royal match. Five stars.

Not those things. No, it's like the things that... That's why we went up to City Walk. Like we did like... Specifically, we're trying to do those restaurants. Like the ones's like the things that... That's why we went up to CityWalk. Like we did like... Specifically, we're trying to do those restaurants, like the ones that we went to. Yeah. That's why we did that with you.

And I get, you know, honestly, Sector Keeper, we had a pretty good time, I thought. Yeah. And at first I was like, wow, the generosity of Sector Keeper to like get all of this. Yeah, thanks so much. I thought we racked up honestly. Thanks so all of this. We had a healthy tab going there. It was a good party. We missed you

though, buddy. Wait, I paid for this trip? It's what he kept saying? Yeah, that's what he said. I meant to say thank you when we started because we had a great time. I mean, maybe just to like... Vivo Italian Kitchen where everyone knows your name. Specifically your name because there's a tab under your name in Vivo Italian Kitchen. Oh, your name. Specifically your name because there's a tab under your name

in Vivo Italian Kitchen. Oh, no, Sector Kipo? Did they just let you run up Sector Kipo's tab? That's me. Yeah, we know it's you, yeah. We didn't know. I really feel bad now. No, don't feel bad.

This is what he does, man. I am kind of curious about these Michael Ferraris, though it sounds like a good investment opportunity. That's a painting at this store where they have all of it. That's a new thing in Hollywood. There's a store with all of these collectibles that are signed by celebrities. We can get into that.

We'll deal with, actually, maybe, and now I feel bad asking you for this, just to like, can you just give us, as if none of this happened, can you give us our assignment? Yeah, they can real quick give me just another $50 for this. Sure. Just to like, can you just give us, like as if none of this happened, can you give us our assignment? Yeah, they're going to real quick give me just another $50,000. Okay.

I'm going to sell you $50,000. Okay. Wait, don't wait. I don't know. Should you? This is the last time. You promise? What?

Do you promise? Yeah, what? Hmm? Do you promise? Yeah, yeah, no. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Do you? Yeah, yeah, no, no yeah no do you yeah yeah no no no are you saying yeah yeah yeah no no yeah no boys boys phase six sector one big fire

antihitos alpha antihitos omega vivo alpha vivo omega and celebrity authentics good luck paisano Omega, Vivo Alpha, Vivo Omega, and Celebrity Authentics. Good luck, Paisanos. Okay, thank you. That's what we have to talk about in this sector. Please finish this sector so we can finish it off and get this guy out of here. Okay, well, I mean, maybe a good

place to start would be the meal that we went up and had that we thought that you were in on. To catch you up, Venice Beach Boardwalk Keeper, with this thing alpha and omega. Alpha means the first. Yes. And omega always means second. Yeah, yeah.

No, we know. All right. You know the rules just like we do. It's first and last. It's first and last. I thought we went through this i'm not sure first omega second gamma third delta fourth epsilon fifth okay we're on the same page now okay okay basically uh alpha is whichever establishment opened first whether it was

city walk orlando or city walk hollywood and i guess city walk hollywood is part of this Alpha is whichever establishment opened first, whether it was CityWalk Orlando or CityWalk Hollywood. And I guess CityWalk Hollywood is part of this, too. So Vivo is an Italian restaurant. Just to be clear, in the event that something opened at CityWalk first, that would be called CityWalk here. If it opened at CityWalk Hollywood, whichever one opened first is always alpha, regardless of which. Right, because that makes more sense than just calling it the one at Hollywood or the one in Florida. Yes, you're learning. You're learning. Yeah.

I mean, these are the rules that the gods have established. Yeah, Sector Keeper. Yeah, look at him for that. I don't mean to create more tension, but that was his call. So the Chocolatorium would be like beta, alpha? Well, it opened first in Orlando. It opened first in Orlando, so it would be alpha in Orlando. Okay, but if this Vivo opened first,

then the Vivo in Hollywood is the alpha. Is alpha. This is a bad system, dude. And with every beginning, there's an end, and every end, there's a beginning. And with every end, there's a beginning. You know what's weird about this? And there's also portals and jump points and wormholes.

That's just true. You guys know about gateholes? Yeah, I know. You guys know about jump points? Yeah, of course. Yeah, we've been learning. You up on wormholes? Yeah.

We're pretty up on it. And you know about ends? Yeah. I think so. Okay, yeah. You know about ends, right? Yeah. With every end, there's a ends. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, you know about ends, right? Yeah. With every end, there's a beginning.

Do you know or are you just nodding? What's this guy been telling you? We know. I mean, now it feels like you're trying to like co-opt all this stuff as your own ideas. We learned all this from the sector keeper. Yeah. I mean, it's his stuff. Yeah.

It's common knowledge. Yeah. Everyone knows this stuff. Amongst keepers. So he's on the level for the first time. It's common knowledge amongst keepers. He's on the level for the first time. He's on the level. Okay, you don't mind.

All right, this is Lionel. You know what's confusing about this? When I say level, I don't mean like sector. Oh, and the level keeper who's your different relative. Right, right, okay. What's weird to me is that we have this Alpha Omega system, but in almost every case, Alpha is Orlando. Have we even found one where it went the other way?

I don't think so. You're learning, boys. You're learning. If Celebrity Authentics opens in Orlando, it will be the other way. But they haven't announced anything. I have my own questions about why we're doing that exactly. But okay, so Vivo, it's an Italian chain that Universal made up so that they would have their own that they own. It replaced the previously existing one

at CityWalk Orlando, which was called Pasta More. That's a fallen brother, is Pasta More. I don't know if you guys can see this logo from here. If you're, I mean, if you're judging an Italian restaurant on busyness of logo, pasta more easily trounced vivo, which is just kind of a plain word. It just says vivo. Neon pasta. When you see pasta, you say more.

Can I have more? So they opened this chain, which is, of course, the chef was Milan native Nicola Balazzi Canale. We all know that. Nicola Balazzi Canale. We honor Canale. This was 2015 in Orlando, came to Hollywood in 2018. And it's kind of like a pre-interview, get to know you.

We went up to Omega, which is Hollywood, with you the other night. Yeah, that was great. I thought it was great. I had a really good time, yeah. I had a great time. We got that. What was that old whiskey we found? Oh, yeah.

I took some pictures of them because you insisted on another round, another round. And I was like, are you sure we can't chip in on this? You said, no, no, no. No, no, he's got it. The sector keeper's got it. Was Pappy Van Winkle? That's right. Is that Pappy Van Winkle? Which is like a famously and you went for the

23 year and I should have just let you do it and not looked it up, but we got because we're journalists, we have to know. Every one of those glasses was $285. Yeah. I assumed you knew about this.

It's got to be 23. They got top there's a drink at city walk that's 200 and what dollars just 185 dollars per drink per drink because it's the top i mean it's 23 jordan baby what are we talking about yeah you're right we got to do the the Jordan of liquors, he said. Yeah. I mean, it was fucking great. Then we had to follow it with a round of cucumber coolers, which are like 11 bucks.

Yeah. Was that much more reasonable? Boys, boys. It was, but it gets a little less reasonable if somebody among us, looking at you, Venice Beach Bar Keeper, got like seven of them. Yeah, you're looking at me when you say that.

You said somebody, but then you looked at me specifically. I did. I don't mean to cut, but you did. You were into those. You were pounding those down. Yeah, well. You can't get drunk. They just fall right to the ground.

They hit the ground. It falls right through and it shatters. You can't keep trying, though. You gotta keep trying. I'm chasing that feeling of being drunk so I haven't been drunk in so long. You can't get drunk once you they don't tell you that.

You can't get drunk anymore. That's horrible. You know what? You can get high though. It's smoke and vapor and that's what you are too. So that adds up. That's one thing we're on the same page yeah maybe you're on this yeah you've been watching you bond over that you feel

feel free to just like if you like blow some smoke at each other if you feel like that'll calm everything down we're not gonna be mad at all once we're gonna look we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna share a bowl we're gonna lose ourselves in these Michael Ferraris. They're pretty good paintings. I will agree. I want you to picture like Anne Hathaway. Okay. But she's Catwoman,

but she's made of a million points of color. Oh. And that's a Michael Ferrari, baby. And I want you to picture Harley Quinn. Okay. But she's Harley Quinn, but she's a million points light and color that's a Michael Ferrari

now I want you to picture John Travolta but he's John Travolta in that movie he's so famous for oh grease? hairspray? which one? he's got a gun no he's got a gun

Samuel L. Jackson's gun from something with love Which one? Oh, no, no. The one where he's got a gun. Gotti? No, he's got a gun. Punisher 2? Samuel L. Jackson's gun. The one from Something With Love. It's by the Taken guy. No, guys, he's so famous in this one. He's got a gun. Face-off? Pulp Fiction?

John Travolta's got a gun. It's got to be Pulp Fiction. It's got to be Pulp Fiction. Yeah, that's the one. Okay. Finally. Jesus. It's like the second one we said.

No, he's not a grease. You're too high man He'll smoke himself He's got like a little casper tail And he'll put it in his mouth and he'll smoke himself Yeah you gotta get high on your own supply That's what they say When you're a ghost and you smoke your own little tail

You smoke your own little tail I hate to be vulgar but is that like sucking your own dick No not at all Oh my god you hang out with these guys Are they always like this I hate to be vulgar, but is that like sucking your own dick? No, not at all. What? Like sucking your own dick? Oh, my God. You hang out with these guys? I'm sorry. Are they always like this?

No, I'm never like this. Talking about sucking their own dicks? I'm never like this. This is the thing with Mike. Mike makes a whole thing of being like the prude, and then he'll say the weirdest shit sexually all the time. Well, but you're sucking your tail. Seems like this guy is over here just waiting to talk about sucking his own dick.

That's not what I'm talking about. Did I grow up on Kevin Smith movies? Yeah, but that's not dick. That's not what I'm talking about. Did I grow up on Kevin Smith movies? Yeah, but that's not me. That's not what I talk about normally. No, man. Vaping on your own Casper tail is not the same as sucking your own dick. It sounds... It does sound a little ridiculous. Thank you, thank you, Jason. No, when you say it, it sounds

ridiculous. When he says it, it sounds sensible. It sounds sensible to suck your own tail? I, well, he's made of gas, you know. Let's get real. You're not always just sucking tail. Thank you. You could be puffing on that tail.

Yeah. Ripping tail clouds. Yeah, you can light up. You get some plumes going. Yeah, you slurp the nurp. Torch the briar. Slurp the nurp. That's so gross.

Look, this is... You guys are being gross, too. Why can't we acknowledge that we're all being gross at the same time? Why am I... Why are you bending over? Because I'm trying to show you what it would be like. First off, man. Okay.

I can't believe I'm on the same page right now. Yeah, no. Go on. But when you suck your own tail, you don't go forward. Thank you. You reach back and bring the tail over your shoulder. Over your shoulder and around you like a camelback. As if you had like a big sheet under

you and you're just pulling the sheet up and over. So it's almost like it's a big hookah. You got like a caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland. Yes, it's like a hookah. See, everyone's on the same page. Catch up, Michael. But there's got to be a ghost that's sucking his own tail front ways.

There has to be one. Everybody does things differently. So that would be an easy thing to do. Just bend over. Yeah. If you're a pervert, low life, degenerate, you could do it that way. I guess you could do it that way. If you do it front ways, that would be like an erogenous zone that would give you a sexual feeling but if you do it

up and around your back that's more like this guy up and around the back you can do on the red carpet no more batting eye red carpet at the front yes get to jail go to prison. Did you say red carpet? Are you floating down a red carpet often? I mean, I go to any red carpet. We went to premiere of Madam Web. People feel strongly about that film. Yeah, I've heard. I haven't seen it yet.

We just went to the red carpet. We didn't see it. Yeah, yeah. Well, based on Flash as the precedent, Mike's probably going to fucking love Madam Web. There might be parts of Madam Web. Actually, Madam Web's good. You know who said it's good?

Evan Susser. Cut to Susser. No, I didn't say that. Another round of lies. Look, if there's scenes I like, I will say it. I'm not too scared. I'm a guy who's willing to- You will say that Susser also said it, even though it wasn't true.

Look, I'll throw out- Well, we debated that. I'll throw out a controversial opinion sometimes debated that. I'll throw out a controversial opinion sometimes and that's just who I am. And yeah, I will throw out the idea of sucking your own ghost tail. That's who I am. Okay? Look, you guys can be upset with me

all you want, but that's just who I am. Sucking your own ghost tail is fine. It's just not the same as... Alright, fine. I understand. Just do it over the back of your shoulder. I want to get back to these Michael Ferraris because they sound like great investment opportunities. I might be interested. Let's talk about Pennsylvania-based

artist Michael Ferrari and his explosion of lights and colors. Celebrity Authentics is a store that's... By the way, only at CityWalk Hollywood. How did this become part of... No other place. I understand aren't this is okay i understand that we're covering things at hollywood that are also in orlando that much we've done but

why is this on our plate this is only in hollywood i like it's ultimately it's an orlando series why did this get added because i wanted to go there to buy the Michael Ferrari pictures to complete the set. This is what happens, boys. You know, he brought this into the sector. How do we allow a guest ghost to start putting things in order? There's so many things that we have to cover just in Orlando. And then some drifter shows up and we have to go do what he wants and make it an official part of the show. This is my home

what do you mean this is we're doing this in my how do you mean what this city the world this aura the vibe is your home so if I come in with any conflicting information

don't bring that into my home this vibe is my home okay here's the deal. If you do look at the paperwork of the aura, I did co-sign and this is his home. What? This isn't my home anymore because of... I don't buy it. This is some fucking floaty outer space shit.

I don't agree with this one bit. I live here. This is what happens when you bring these other keepers into the mix I'm figuring it out Look I thought it was fun We went out and had a good time and had a good dinner But now I know that was a lie And Celebrity Authentics was just

Wait what do you mean it was a lie Were the smiles a lie No Was the very small chicken panini sandwich A lie That I would have assumed would have been You know long small chicken panini sandwich a lie that I would have assumed would have been, you know, long like a panini but was in fact short and round like a Hawaiian roll?

Was that a lie? There's no lie about that. I saw it with my own two eyes. I saw it too. You had the teeniest panini. So this is your order at Vivo, just to be clear? That's what he got. That's what Venice Beach Boardwalk Keeper got.

Happy Van Winkle. Keep it coming 23. Try to get that. Follow it up. Cucumber coolers. Happy Van Winkle produced in very small quantities. So that a bunch of it ended up at the Italian restaurant in the city while Hollywood is very interesting.

That's why I feel like we got to keep getting it because you never know when like Pappy's off Tappy. They don't got no more, no more. You do have to make sure. I'll go back to the Tappy if you can assure me that you are paying for it or let us pay for it too. I don't like,

it was abusive to the sector keeper to charge it to him. It's not, first of all, you can pee in the ocean for the same reason that you can charge things to the sector keeper he doesn't notice he's so he's got so much money he doesn't know what to do with it hold on how much hold on have you told them about rubber ducks oh come on ask this guy how many rubber ducks he has come on we're spending we're looking for things to spend money on come on hey sector, how many rubber ducks do you have? How many rubber ducks do...

Okay. In California? There you go. See? It's got state-specific duck collection. How many different states do you have a collection of rubber ducks in? Continental? Oh, man.

He's... God. Whoa. Is he from Alaska, too, or Hawaii? This guy's pleading poverty. He's a little 1% of 1%. Powerball changed this guy. Really?

I didn't know. He seems like he was the same. He seems humble, and he seems like he's still the same ghost we met all these years ago. No, no, no. Usually, I called up him. He'd answer the phone no matter what. Now, it's, boop, boop, beep, we're sorry. This call did not go through and leave a message.

And I'm not here, okay, bye. I'm just really giving you the business sector, Cooper. That was me saying this call has not gone through but also leave a message. That's on me, okay, yes. I was looking for a way to dodge this guy because I haven't heard from him in 20 years. And then I win the Powerball, which, yes, a billion dollars. One of the billion dollar Powerball jackpots I did.

But after taxes and you take the lump sum, it's not a lot of rubber ducks. First of all, look, you got to take the lump sum. What are we talking about you got to take the lump sum yeah what are we talking about you gotta take the annuity we've already established and that every three months is an eternity for me for you it's three months when you're getting a lot of rubber ducks and you've got so many keepers coming at you yes exactly every one of those guys that we heard from the the horton plaza keepers,

bugging you, needs burrito money. I mean, if this is just one of the dozens of ghosts coming at you, I feel terrible. I feel terrible for you. I'm going to be all right. Okay. All right. You can get a Van Hathaway Michael Ferrari for like $2,499.

Is that the real? Okay. so okay can you explain celebrity so celebrity on this was a website for many years apparently basically obviously they're warehouse somewhere but they have all these different like memorabilia signed by celebrities and they have different pictures and stuff with signatures and then they also have a wall dedicated to an artist named Michael Ferrari. Pennsylvania-based artist Michael Ferrari. And you can get it for $24.99. What are we worried about? $24.99.

Yeah, $2,499. Yeah, $500. And yeah, there's some high-ticket stuff here in Celebrity Authentics. Well, I just want to confirm, just because VBB, there was a news story going around. A woman wrote an article. She's like an advice columnist for The Cut, New York Magazine. Sounds real. And she was convinced to withdraw $50,000 from her bank account and put it in a shoebox

and give it to someone who pulled up in a van? Is that... Are you asking if that was him? Yeah. Were you trying to use that to get Michael Ferraris? The thing about Michael Ferraris is they're most beautiful as a set. You can't just have one... You know how sometimes when you buy

a painting from an artist, you put it on a wall above a fireplace or you put it next to the titanic boutique or you put it next to like you want a triptych of michael ferrari's what's that a triptych is like a three like a set of threes no that's not enough you have to have a grid yeah like an instagram wall but on your actual wall. You want a wall that's 100% painting penetration. No. There's not one bit of wall not used by micro-prizes.

Of course there is because there's a grid, Scott. Listen to me. The grid is the delineation between the paintings. Take a suck of the tail. You're coming in hot. Yeah, jeez.

I'm the host of this show. You're being really rude. You're in my home. This vibe is where I live. We're saying vibes, then in some broad context, maybe, but this is my garage. I am like, my wife had to park on the street. We had to move our vehicle. The whole process had to happen so you could be in my home.

Wait, you kick your wife out of the garage so you can do this? She just has to step away from her child and go move the car, which is a little bit of hassle for her. It's not a big deal. I'm just saying it's one of the little things that lets us do this podcast. To do this, your wife has to move her car and stop being a mom for a bit. That's what you're telling me. That is what the cost of doing podcasts the right is.

I know it's not that crazy. It's just, look, I prepare the room for you guys to come. You ghosts to come over. We move the cars. I sweep some of the leaves out of the way. It's not hard to be ripped off by this guy. I'm just saying, as someone who is famously labeled as a deadbeat, I think, you know, look in the mirror, mon frere.

Because, like, I would never, if I had a wife, I think look in the mirror, mon frere. If I had a wife, I would never tell her. You do have a wife. If I had a wife, if Jenny calls me, if I had a wife, listen, I would never be like, you need to stop being a mom so I can talk about Vivo Italian Kitchen.

This is how I provide for my family. You're going to question the kind of man I am, the kind of husband I am, so this is how I provide for my family. You're going to question the kind of man I am, the kind of husband I am, the kind of father I am? This is making... Let's not talk about that. Let's not get into specifics. No, no, no, no, no, no. Can I borrow like...

It's nowhere near Powerball money. That'll tell you that. Well, no, but you got like... You got like 1,500 bucks? Not for that. We will give you a small guest fee but it's not gonna be that much you can get a Margot Robbie autographed

Iron Studios Suicide Scott Harley Quinn 12 inch statue for like $14.99.99 oh it's far above what we've given the most famous guest ever to be on this show we've never gone into that territory Bobby Moynihan, probably.

QVC type prices formatting. I don't write what's on the card. It says $1499.99. That's not how you say almost $1500. Well, look, I'm kind of coming around because if I'm getting the Anne Hathaway Catwoman, I'm going to need the Tom Hardy. Should we stop for a second?

Yeah, sure. I guess. Hi. How you doing? Yeah. I don't know. We might need to just do a hard edit there. If you just start a harder edit than we would usually do, here's what happened.

We've been recording in my garage for this whole series. And for the first time ever, you know, cars go through the alley here and there. We'll pause here and there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll wait for a truck to go by or whatever. But for the first time ever, there was a police car. There was a Burbank police car. At Burbank PD. was a police car there was a burbank police car at burbank pd and uh the car pulls up and says

are you guys making a bunch of noise back here and we said well we're podcasting and then the police officer said are you doing a lot of yelling and swearing no i believe that throwing a party screaming and cursing was the quote. Thank you for clarifying Venice speech board keeper. Because you gotta be careful. You gotta, like, you gotta,

you gotta, the details are important. Yeah. You gotta remember everything. You've been through the, this has happened to you, I'm sure. Oh, yeah,

you're being hassled constantly by the cops. Yeah. This guy's been detained more than anyone I know. That's my home, man. That's my vibe One of his auras is the Venice police station

Basically That was We got the police called on us And the call said that we were screaming The podcast arrived first The police were called on podcast This is true by the way This is real

This is absolutely real This can all attest this actually just happened. This is absolutely real. This absolutely did happen. This just happened. We suspect it is because Michael was talking too much about sucking his own dick. I told you. I told you to get it under control. You did, but yeah, you're right.

I don't want to go blaming here, but yes, I'm a little agitated because this is, by the way, Mr. Keeper, my home. That's what I said. My home. Something tells me that if the police had come up and said whose place is this, if they had asked you, you wouldn't have suddenly said, yeah, this is where I live because it's my vibe. I was about to, but you said it first. You didn't let me take that first. Sure, sure. You were going to tell the police something about vibe.

That wouldn't have been suspicious whatsoever. I don't tell the police anything. That's actually smart. Yeah, that is probably. I don't know how to handle the police. We're good, boy. This is where I live. We're good.

You show up for one episode and the police arrive? This is why Jason never wanted to record at CityWalk. This is exactly what he thought would happen. That's right. He did call it. When he got really upset several times, one of which was counterpoint you were happen. That's right. He did call it. When he got really upset several times, one of which was counterpoint, you were wrong. Yeah, right.

Suddenly, now I understand. Now I understand what that was all about. Jason was right. That's right. I haven't even figured out what triptychs I need for my dark knight. Michael Ferrari triptych? Okay, let's walk through it.

We're doing Catwoman, obviously. Yeah, Anne Hathaway, Catwoman, Christian Bale, Batman, I'm assuming. How about, like, let's jump franchise, right? Okay, yeah. Maybe the third one is Margot Robbie, Harley Quinn. It's right there, of course. Can I just say one more thing about Burbank TV? What just happened? Yeah.

Just one observation. My back was to them and then I turned around. The look on their faces when they thought they were being called to a party and they saw maybe the dorkiest fucking thing they've ever seen in their life. Was

the five of us sitting recording a podcast. Little lawn chairs. This singular moment made them question their careers more than anything that has ever happened before. There was like a deflated like, oh, what is this? They were looking forward. They wanted to shove some faces into the pavement. They were going to go hippie busting today.

And they were like giving us the answers to the test. actually yeah they said was anybody screaming in person and we said well i don't know it's just this you're looking at it it's a podcast yeah they're like okay so you did not there is not a loud party happening here and like yeah yes that is correct and they're kind of like winking and smiling they filled in that sheet for us. If you want to come to the party, subscribe to the second game, man. The party's behind the paywall. Mon frere. That's where all the best parties are, man.

You got to pay to play. This has never happened. By the way, I just want to say the Venice Beach Port... This never happened before. You're the reason. This happened. It's on level. It changed the vibe. We're. This never happened before. You're the reason. This happened on level. It changed the vibe.

We're all yelling about dick sucking. Don't the three of you pointing at me. I did not bring up the dick sucking. You have this whole thing. I will take you. I'm just saying you inspired me. Is this recorded? Yeah, it is recorded.

Then we're going to run it back and check. Yeah, I mean, I just admitted it. We already had to stop at the police. We're not going to go back and check yeah we i mean i just admitted it so i don't know we already had to stop for the police we're not gonna go back and check the tape yeah we can look at it later this is a goddamn geico commercial running it back you were talking it wasn't sex but you were talking about the drugs you're talking that that added to the agitation, I think, about smoking. You cannot stress enough that marijuana is legal in the state of California, you fucking narc. Okay, that's true. And depending on legal substances?

After we drank so many Pappy Van Winkles together and followed him up with cucumber coolers and followed him up with teeny paninis? No, he's right. We should remember about having the drinks and the teeny paninis. But he lied about who was paying for it. That's true, but I had a good time. I did not lie.

Sector Keeper is and did pay for it. What is the issue here? Why are y'all so... And I think, honestly, you know, the Pappy Van Winkle, like, that was expensive,

but his teeny panini, as he calls it, like, I feel like it balances out because it was a smaller sandwich. It was quite small. But then remember,

we got that... It's much smaller than you think it would be when you order a panini sandwich. Then we got so many rounds of that. Remember the Stracino Crescenza bread? Yeah. You kept saying, more Crescenza bread, more Crescenza bread. More Stracino Crescenza bread. What is that?

Look, it's like a bread. That's also a Viva? That's also a Viva. It's bread and oil and it's nice. It's good. You could have had some of you answered your phone. I'm sorry. I'm lonely and

spending all my money on rubber ducks. It's the most tense. I was feeling so tense before even the police presence. Even a nice police presence. Let's do a guided exercise where we all relax a little bit. That's a smart idea. Let me hear it. Look, let's just do a guided exercise where we all relax a little bit. Okay.

That's a smart idea. Oh, this is Venice already. Let's get some Venice vibes going. Let's get Titanic boutique going out here. Okay. Everyone close your eyes. Okay. Got it.

I want you to just picture a big blank space. Big white void. Very heaven plus-ish, if you know where to go. Okay. I want you to start filling in that white void with little dots of colors. I want you to let those little dots of colors take the shape of a face.

Okay. Take the shape of the face of Daddy's little monster. There she is. It's a Michael Ferrari Margo robe. It has only $20.49 god damn it all you think about even your little exercises but don't you feel good now

I do feel better at least yeah I mean no one says prices like $24.99 $99 price shouldn't be part of this exercise and also I don't think these paintings are good. And you know what?

All right. There was something that I was supposed to keep my lips zipped about, but I'm going to say it. I watched this guy buy a Michael Ferrari of Ray Charles signed by Jamie Foxx. He bought it and took it home with him for, and he kept over and over again, you kept saying for only $1,999.99. No, I did not. I said I took it home for $1099.99.

My Michael Ferrari. My Michael Ferrari. My Michael Ferrari Ray Charles. What am I supposed to do? Get it signed by Ray Charles? Well, you could actually because you have access to heaven. Yeah, but you can't use a pen up there. Oh, is that true? Can't get drunk.

Can't use a pen. Probably autograph something with your own tail, I bet. Some shit like that. Maybe, yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't know. Do you hang out with these guys all the time? I mean...

Because these two seem like pervs. This one seems okay. He was pointing to seem like pervs this one seems okay he was pointing to jason when he says this one seems okay jason's the pervious of the three of us there is when you well there's a time and a place jason thank you jason's tell us when you pointed at both of them and called him a perv his smile got big his heart grew three sizes he just did this in an episode we recorded episode recently we're talking about what if we were in a tunnel of love with a mirrored ceiling and you could watch your friends making out his like tongue went out when he just thought of this idea yeah cartoon wolf well it's there for a reason yeah it's but there isn't there there wouldn't be a mirror you put it there

now you're watching your friends make out. A ton of love has got to have the mirrored ceiling. Otherwise, how can you see your friends make out

and put out your tongue like a big wolf that just saw a cartoon? Yeah, see how the other people live. There's barely tunnels of love. There certainly aren't any mirrors on the ceiling.

There doesn't got to be any of that. Yeah. Hall of Tunnels of Love of Mirrors. It's like Tommy Lee's Tunnel of Love. Oh, he's cool. Or Nikki Sixx. Uh-oh. You're just Mirrors. It's like Tommy Lee's Tunnel of Love. Oh, he's cool.

Or Nikki Sixx. Uh-oh. You're just trying, you don't like Tommy Lee. You're trying to impress the Venice Beach Board. You're trying to get into his vibe. You've never said a positive word about Tommy Lee. He likes two musical artists, the New Pornographers and Lawrence Welk.

These are the only two he cares about. Well, it's very theatrical. They both went on a hell of a show. I don't disagree with that. Jason, what would you do if the new pornographer played a set on Lawrence Welk while he blew bubbles?

Well, you'd have to get him down from heaven. Is Lawrence Welk a keeper? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he die at a mall? You know, there are these things. There are Welk resorts. That is a place you can go. I went. There's a golf course and a little shop. So that is something that we could do.

Therefore, there would be... You'll probably get hit up by the Welk keeper in the next couple months trying to take you for more of that duck money. The new Lawrence Welk show. Roku Channel exclusive. Wait, you're saying the ghost is hosting? Yeah, the ghost is trying to get some startup money for production.

The ghost is hosting is a good catch line. Yeah, that is. Is that what it's called? Yeah, a catch line. A catch line? I guess that's what my mom would call it, I think. A tagline that is a catch phrase. Okay, boys, boys.

What I was trying to tell you is that he said Sgt. Cooper would happily pay for this painting. You bought him a painting of Ray Charles signed by Jamie Foxx. And now that I know what actually happened, I don't think that's right. This is my afterlife story right now thank you it's just i'm just i yeah i mean we'll figure it out can i always do we're just two good friends figuring it out can i say that the the people who worked in celebrity authentics were very nice but they were really desperate to have somebody purchase something aggressive as if they all worked

on commission which cannot be the case. Everybody was acting as if no one has bought anything yet in the first few months of operation. Someone walked up to me, and I was, I just, for approximately two seconds, I'd been looking at a BB-8 that was signed by all Star

Wars participants except the people who voiced BB-8. Right. But it was like 17 other people nothing to do with bb-8 no no no actors i think mostly we think crew right yeah a lot of names i had never seen before in my life but no there was like adam driver and daisy really but i've been looking at her for two seconds and then somebody comes up like well you must be a star wars fan and i'm like sure and she says what it going to take for me to get you a... What's it going to take?

She did like a car dealership line, but about a $7,000 signed BB-8. At CityWalk Hollywood? Yes. It seems like you can haggle at CityWalk. Which is ridiculous, because for like less than half of that, you can get

any of the Michael Ferrari art for that well that's true yeah i do i don't love it but i like it more than this expensive ass bba what's the most expensive thing there it might be that seven thousand dollars for a bba and then i was like does anyone buy this and she says oh mostly like the frames see those frames check out those frames but then she said that somebody like yeah this i don't, this guy did walk out here with a bunch of stuff, including one of those BB-8s. And he had to get a car to come here and pick it up because he had to take all that back to the Philippines with him.

That was him. Oh, that was him? Yeah. I mean, like the guy that I got it from was from the Philippines. But yeah. The Philippines keeper? Oh, the whole country? They just have Philippines keeper? Oh, the whole country? They just have one keeper?

Oh, wow. Okay. Well, he picked it up for me. Well, I'm not going to go get it. I don't have room in my van for a Michael Ferrari. It's full. What's it full of? $50,000 that I got from this other lady.

In cash? Yeah, in pennies. Pennies? Yeah. I don't even know. Could that fit in a car? It could fit in a shoebox. But it blows the tires. Because it's too heavy. Pennies? Yeah. I don't even know. Could that fit in a car? It could fit in a shoebox. But it blows the tires.

Because it's too heavy. It's riding low. So do you like, it's over a float, so like pennies are spilling out as you drive your van with no wheels down the street? Yeah, you're picturing it correctly. Okay. So just the axles are grinding on the pavement, and then pennies are spewing out of the car windows. Like someone's trying to move Scrooge McDuck's pool.

Yeah. The money bin is like being moved by one single van. Okay. It seems I just don't know why you're doing it. What am I supposed to do? Take it to a bank? You can't trust banks. You got to keep your money on it.

So you have a bank on wheels. Oh, not wheels, but. I have cash on hand. Yeah, on rims at this point. And he's not FDIC insured. He'll tell you he is. You can't make me get FDIC insured. Yeah, you hate

the FDIC. I heard that. I did know that about you already. He waged a Twitter war on the FDIC. Yeah, back when it was still Twitter. At FDIC. You're talking to the guy doing the FDIC's Twitter account. Does not like me. Did you do this back when you were alive or when you were a ghost? No. Ghost.

Okay. The police are going to be back here for one reason or another. I know. If it wasn't going to be for the noise, for the screaming and the dick sucking, it's going to be on behalf of the FDIC. How much longer can we keep this guy?

I don't know. FDIC is federal. The cops wouldn't show up. You know what's crazy, Sector Keeper, is that this one is where, after all this talk of horrible restaurants that made us sick, this one is the one with,

there's a place called Big Fire. Yeah, yeah. It just is good. We went there. It's a really good restaurant. I tell you, it's Pacific Northwest vibe. This is Orlando, yeah. There's a lot of big fires. Here we all are. We went there. It's a really good restaurant. I tell you, it's Pacific Northwest vibe. This is Orlando, yeah. There's fires.

Here we all are. Look at us. Yeah, with the level keeper. Level keeper's there. Boy, how much do you miss the level keeper right now? Oh, my gosh. He's like night and day compared to this dude. He's a good boy.

He's a good boy. Why are you talking about me like this in my own home, in this vibe where I live? Because the police were here. Not because of me, because of this degenerate over a year. We've done plenty of open door episodes where Mike said weird stuff. I've said weird stuff a lot.

We'll talk about some rollercoaster. I went on Viper, and I like the way Viper felts me up. Viper really felt me up, Mike will say. And then I'll say that's the weirdest phrasing I've ever heard. And you'll act aghast like that's a normal thing to say and then we start screaming about that but the police have never

come in one of those instances my voice gets very loud when I start talking about Chase Meridian from Batman Forever and that this has never happened before yeah I don't know VBB you're just doing something to this aura like the air is just crackling with energy.

I can't help it. I'm electric. That's just who I am. Scott just seems really like irritated. And I'm really irritated. Finally, after all these, day after day, we've talked about these awful restaurants. And then here's one finally that was like,

this is a great, by the way, if you're ever going to San Diego, this is a great restaurant. Finally, we found one. We found a good one. Here then here's one, finally, that was like, this is great. By the way, if you're ever going to New York or Orlando, this is a great restaurant. Finally, we found one. We found a good one. Here's what's funny. I like everything. I like Antojitos a lot. I've gone to Antojitos multiple times.

I don't want to be mean to my beloved Margaritaville, but sometimes just going to that bar to have a drink before you go to the park or go to Horror Nights is just what you want. I love Antojitos. It's maybe better. Tableside guac. At least the Orlando at Alpha is awesome. Big fire. Good.

Great. Good to great. And then this energy, like we're rushing through it. And then Vivo. I had a calzone. It was too big. I ate all of it, though, because it was delicious. And I added mushrooms to it.

And they allowed me to add mushrooms to it. I thought it paired well with the crescent bread. It absolutely did. I mean, they were it paired well with the crescent bread. It absolutely did. I mean, they were very... The Stratino crescent bread. Stratino crescent bread is very similar to the calzone as well. It's like a brought a bread and almost the same thing. No, the Stratino crescent bread is bread folded over in a crescent shape with cheese in the middle.

Yes, that's true. I'm just saying that... That sounds like a calzone. No. That does sound like a calzone. That's very... I think it's similar. This guy's mansplaining over here about Crescenza bread and Michael Ferrari.

You just know everything about everything, don't you? Food and you're so cultured. I've never seen this side of Scott. I've never gotten mad on this podcast. Never once. BPD got called on the dang garage. On BBB. They do call the BPD on BBB.

That does happen. Well, we're talking BB8, and the BPD comes out because you're BBB. You're being a D. You're being a BD, a big dick. What is with this podcast and talking about Ds? It's not something we normally do. We're not. We're so clean boys.

Secretary Keeper said this is a place with good boys. We're squeaky clean. They are good boys. You said you're going to have a good time. This isn't dope. This isn't dope, boys. You said just go to Vivo Italian Kitchen. It's on me.

It's fine. Drink all the Happy Van Winkle you want. Follow it up with some cucumber coolers. All the sizes for the entrees are normal. And it turned out that some of those things were lies, but the food was fine. I never said that. Here's what I'll say at Celebrity Authentics. You can buy Laura Dern picture of Ellie Sadler from Jurassic Park or Admiral Holdo from Last

Jedi, but they're the same price. They're both $399. Do you guys think that depending on... Or as you would say, $399. $399. $399. Do you guys think that somebody's maybe iconic role should be more...

I'm not saying Holdo isn't iconic to some, but I think Ellie Sadler is probably a more famous role. Here's the thing, though. What you don't know is that both of those people are played by the same actor what i i it seemed like he said that it seemed like he did explain that but then there but hold on though okay there are so many unsigned pictures of justin long you can also buy there are a lot of justin long pictures there that you can buy. I missed that.

Wow. In the J section, in that part where it's just shelves and you pull out. There's a lot. Okay, there's a lot of Julie Newmar, who's Catwoman on the 60s Batman show, and there's a lot of Justin Longs. I wish there was a Michael Ferrari Julie Newmar. I could put it next to Anne Hathaway. He's still a lot.

You could get him to commission one i think it'd probably be pricier you won't return a single one of my calls or emails oh wow is this also like a beep beep yeah what is it yeah let's say mike this number formerly belonging to michael ferrari doesn't work anymore oh i just emailed at michael ferrari.com i don't i don't have any reason to know what his email is. Just an app with no start? Yeah, you're not going to get a hold of him if there's not anything before the ad. What do you mean? It's probably

like Michael at Michael Ferrari dot com. Well, his name's not Michael. Michael Ferrari. Well, that is a fair point. Jason's middle name is Michael? That is true. My middle name is Michael. Yes, and his name is Michael. And his name is Michael's middle name is Michael. That is true. My middle name is Michael. Yes, and his name is Michael.

And his name is Michael's first name. My middle name is Beach. Oh, is it really? Yeah. Yeah, I guess that is true. It's not just a designation. You just are Venice Beach Boardwalk. Well, it's my whole identity.

So, you know, identity, name. I guess it gets into what you think a name is. Okay. Do you live in a domicile there? Do you, to start using these cop terms, do you have a roof over your head or do you just go sleep on the beach, wherever you find?

I mean, Van's got a roof, but my home is my vibe, so I'm home now. This is Scott's garage. That's right. That's right, okay. But normally, yeah, i'll sleep under the stars i'll sleep on the sand yeah i'll sleep in the van it doesn't really matter i'll sleep on the

roof of celebrity authentics did you do that that night we were there well yeah just to see if they were getting any new michael ferraris in and the shipment because they don't reload that thing in the middle of the day they wait for like after hours because they know their prime heist location. Well, because they got a big Brinks truck with armed guards loading in the new Ferraris. Loading in the Ferraris and the big sort of like half bust of Predator. Just like the top half of Predator. You don't want the whole Predator because you never know when that could come to life. Yeah, if my Predator comes to life, I want it to have no legs, because then at least

I know... You got a little bit more of a chance. I got a radius where I'm safe. He still has gauntlets on his wrists, though, that could shoot things. Don't get me wrong. Predator, even with no legs, is going to be hard to put down. But legs is game over. Yeah.

There is probably more like a 30% chance that you could defeat the Predator if he had no legs. This is all contingent upon, of course, the bust coming to life and attacking him. Sure, yeah, yeah. That hasn't been in a film as far as I know. Although maybe one day. I should email that. If they made a film of that,

there'd be ample Michael Ferrari paintings about that film. That's true, yeah. Alien versus Predator versus another Predator with no legs. I know who my bet's not on. What about Adam Driver's... Didn't he make a Ferrari movie? What if you combine that with Predator? Am I wrong?

No, that's out. No. That's out right now. Ford versus Ferrari? Ford versus Ferrari versus Ferrari as attributed in a painting by Michael Ferrari. Ford versus Ferrari. A car racing against another car against a Pennsylvania-based artist. Oh, so he himself is in it.

And he's racing on foot? Yeah, he's running fast. Is he painting while he's running? I don't know. I don't like the questions your friends ask. Some of them don't make any sense. What the show is? It's an interview. Yeah, show is? It's an interview.

It's a discussion. Everybody else is totally fine. Boys, boys, boys. Boys, boys, boys. Boys. Dudes. What else was in this actor? I mean, Anahitos.

Well, Big Fire and Anahitos. Quesadilla and Big Fire. They're great. I think they're good smoked old fashioned. It was great. I don't feel like there's any place. Yeah, we got a video of Scott's kooky drink. Yeah, Big Fire. Like, yeah, great. I think a good smoked old fashioned. It was great. I don't feel like there's any place. Yeah, we got a video of Scott's kooky drink.

Yeah, Big Fire. Yeah, you got a little presentation there. Better days. Big Fire feels like you're going to like, like that's like a thing you would celebrate with a family. Like that's a legit place.

It's a nice place. Yeah, yeah. In Orlando. Chicken, fire grilled chicken on the cob. It's a little dry. I'll say that.

Chicken on the cob? Chicken on the cob? No, I had a cob salad. Oh. I'll say that. Chicken on the cob? No, I ate a cob salad. Oh. I could go for some chicken on the cob right now. This bunch of corn is wrapped in chicken. You throw that in a fire.

Maybe you got a little bonfire going. Drizzle a Bud Light on there. That's Sunday night, baby. I like the idea that Jason, when he has a drumstick, he calls it chicken on the cob. Any food that you not off of food is a drumstick. He calls it chicken on the cob. Chicken on the cob. Anything that you gnaw off of food is on the cob. He spins it around. Everything should have cobs, though.

I agree, yeah. This guy's looking down at his cob right now. Popsicles on a cob. Yeah. Pops on the cob. As long as you can twit. Yeah, have you ever eaten a popsicle like corn on the cob ever? Has anybody do that?

Jason? Jason, you got a bomb pop and you just eat it sort of corn on the cob style? I feel like then my left hand gets sticky. Well, you need two sticks. Oh, you need two sticks. Or you need to sort of like proceed in the popsicle eating to the point where you've got the top stick popping out. Bite off the top? Bite off the top.

Or you can bite it off, you little freak. Yeah, you could do that too. You were the one who suggested it no i didn't i said eat it normal you can swirl your little ghost tail into a little like a soft serve oh now we're talking don't if we if everybody starts yelling about bite off the top real life you start screaming about it the cops are gonna be right back here hold on jason's getting his phone out what are you dialing Jason, what are you doing? Put that down. He's just talking about

using your tail as a soft serve. There's going to be trouble if they call him again. The one time they let it slide. They helped us out. But if they're back here and they know that this guy is like... I mean, I have...

The fact that you have the Ferrari delivery schedule memorized, you know that they show up when they show up in the middle of the night. This guy's trying to... What if the whole thing, even going up there with that... He was probably trying to get us to be part of his Ferrari heist.

He was scoping the joint, guys. I can't stress this enough. I don't need to steal Ferraris if you give me another $50,000. Did you sell him? I sold him. You sold him. Did you spend that $50,000 he sold you 30 minutes ago? Sorry.

I sold you $50,000. What's the format of that? Maybe he wanted $49,999.99. I'm going to re-sell $49,999.99. Okay, I'm going to keep the first one, though.99 Okay I'm gonna keep the first one though Or you're gonna send it back No you don't have to send it back Stand up for yourself

Sector Keeper I'm a ghost I'm invertebrate man Sector Keeper you're like You look like You know grey ET white ET He's sick He's coming over here i mean i mean after the record i'm gonna end up getting a phone call from jenny his wife so he's married not my wife

is he married to a human woman who's alive yes you won't call me back she's not my wife that's legal why don't you call her what you should call her i did call her that's what i'm saying she doesn't call me back, she's not my wife. Were you married before you were a ghost or did you meet her when you were a ghost? You can't legally ask me that. Oh, okay. Oh, all right. All right.

Okay. Okay. I can answer though. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. He was a ghost and they got married. Thank you.

Really? He can tell you. I'm not allowed to tell you. I can be the conduit. Can I ask? Sure. Go ahead. How old is the wife? He can tell you. I'm not allowed to tell you. I can be the conduit. Can I ask? Sure, go ahead. How old is the wife? The wife?

Yeah. In her 40s. Oh, okay. All right. Well, wait, are you a boy? What? Are you like a boy? Because he's a boy.

He's like a kid. You think I have a boy's taste in art? You think a boy would love the art of Michael Ferrari? Well, I could see it. If I was a boy, I might like the art of Michael Ferrari. That's my vibe. That's my age. That's my home.

Okay, so the answer to that is he's 52, but he tells people he's 39. Oh, okay. So he is age appropriate. But most of those years were since I've ghosted. Okay. He's the only ghost I know that has a leathery suntan. You look disgusting. You barely even look like a ghost it's so like i'm the only ghost that works on it you gotta put in the work for tan it doesn't just happen yeah you do it lay around and wait for some other guy to show up and pay for all your ferraris you seem to have a real problem

with me for someone that drank a lot of Happy Van Winkle and cucumber coolers. I do. Because you misrepresented the permission of where it was coming from. He's not mad at you. Look at this guy. He's got no beef with you. He's got free. VVB will never understand, boys, is that

there are riffs currently in the multiverse. And you start throwing back Pappy's. There are riffs currently in the multiverse. Right, yeah. And you start throwing back Pappy's. Pappy might come for us. Oh, now we have to worry about Pappy? Yes, you may have summoned Pappy. Oh my God.

The actual Pappy Van Winkle, who it's named after? Who do you think Pappy Van Winkle? The tale of Van Winkle. Time. He is Rip Van Winkle. The tale of Van Winkle. Time. He is Rip Van Winkle. Oh, my gosh. Is he Rip Van Winkle's father? Yes, obviously. This is Pappy, obviously, my God.

Okay, I didn't know that. Why do you think we wanted to drink it that bad? I want to drink that sweet, sweet time whiskey. Oh, now it all makes sense. Oh, time whiskey. That's why Scott's getting worked up. You're feeling a shift. Well, I feel, because, like, the whole, look, we've been doing these, some of this has nothing

to do with you, Venice Beach Boardwalk Keeper. Thank you. We've been doing this series. Yeah, I'm just coming in with like, here, okay, first I'm like, hey, we're done with Buffett. There's a bunch more Buffett stuff. And then like, and now I'm getting hit with all this. And I find out that all that, all that whiskey was like an abuse of the goodwill of my, he, this is the keeper I have a relationship with all this. And I find out that all that whiskey was like an abuse of the goodwill of my...

This is the keeper I have a relationship with. You, I thought I knew. You can say best friend. You know what? I will. In comparison. We're best friends. Thank you.

In this moment, that's how I feel. He's my best friend. And you are abusing this guy. That's okay. But by the transitive property, you are also my best friend. Oh, shit. Not whatsoever. This stupid math and beginning is the end.

I don't agree with any of this. And then just like, and then this is your home. This is your vibe. And on top of all of it, like we have never gotten an answer of how many of these sectors we're gonna do i'd be fine adding celebrity authentics and whatever we want as long as i knew there was a light at the end of the tunnel we the listeners nobody knows how many how are we is this gonna be 45 days is it gonna be 70 days scott sector keeper actually told me before we were recording they just opened a universal monster tribute store at hollywood literally yesterday I was going to like he said we're

going to have to do that too. No. Yes that's right. We don't need to do that. If the rift existed we can solve it without going there. Best friend or no best friend. I don't want it. How many of the how much more can we possibly have. Hey listen I know what you need to do. Uh huh. Here's what here's here's your out. You want

an out. Here's your out. You turn around you walk away. You want an out? Here's your out. You turn around and you walk away. You walk into the sea, my man. You know what? You come with me. You walk into the sea. No one can get you in the sea. No, no, no.

He's in your mind. Scott hates it when you dare him to do things. You know what? For the first time, you've said something sensible. That's right, best friend. You know, I actually, I think, I mean, I don't know where it'll end up. I don't know if I want to walk permanently into the sea. I'm not sure if I'm at that level.

Okay. But maybe a little ocean drive would sound good. Maybe going and like, just, I think staring at the goddamn ocean for a little bit sounds spectacular. On this day where the fucking, the police showed up and i got a drifter here who won't leave my home let's say that officially and i don't have any idea how long this show and like and i don't it's not all about the keepers guys you got you could stop you could order jason and mike well you could help organize this thing am i the only one who feels like this this series

is never gonna end like we like we need to put some confines on this or we're never getting out of it. Well, I mean, I got a little bit of closure recently because I thought Anahito's meal I had not too long ago gave me a bit of a tummy ache, and then I think it was actually the big Topo Chico I drank with it. I don't think that's true because I got sick the same day as you. Remember? Yeah, but then I had a Topo Chico somewhere else, and I also got a bloated stomach ache, so I'm willing to give the Anahitos another chance.

I think... You're going back. It's been off my list, actually. If someone makes me sick once, I'm done. This podcast is making me sick, and maybe I'm fucking done with this too. Guys, you know what? Going and taking a look at the ocean sounds fucking

great to me right now. Wait, Scott, there's so many curses. He's leaving. Let me know when there's a sensible amount of sectors. He's leaving. He's leaving the Venice Beach Boardwalk's house.

I'm taking some fucking time, okay? Okay, okay. He's house. I'm taking some fucking time, okay? I need to go get... Okay, okay. It's leaving. In my house, don't fucking go another hour. My wife has to come park here. You're fucking out. Oh my God.

And now that was a lot of yelling and cursing. That was he. Yeah. I could see how we would maybe get another call. Well, that's never... There's no party happening. I was going to say that's never happened,

but I think it's actually happened once before, and I think it's when I first started talking about Randy Gerber on this podcast. Who's that? Cindy Crawford's husband, Randy Gerber. He's sort of business partners with George Clooney for Casa Migos Tequila. Oh, yeah, I love to Migos.

That's my home. What did you call it? What did you call it? Migos? Well, Casa Migos. Yeah, yeah, House Migos, my home. Did you call it House Migos? Yeah, that's what I'migos. That's my home. What did you call it? What did you call it? Migos? Well, Casa Migos. Yeah, yeah. House Migos, my home. Did you call it House Migos?

Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what Casa means. Oh, I see, I see. I just thought you were, I couldn't. House, I almost pictured it H-A-U-S. I can't believe Scott left. He was talking about going into the ocean, and he could have just waded around

in that little body of water outside the billabong store yeah because that yeah yeah that's pretty calming yeah i got bad news for you bud though that's that's um that's not like the ocean well but it's water it's got water well i hate i hate to leave the listeners on such a ball like scott usually the outro, so I guess I'll do the outro. Sector Keeper, did we finish the saga? Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah. Oh, you wanted to?

Okay, hold on. Beer cheese fondue was good at Big Fire. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, we had that. Are we seeing this? We did technically finish the sector, and the stone is forming. Okay, well, what is the stone? Bourbon cheese.

Closely. Is the stone bourbon cheese? I'm sorry, well, what is the stone? Bourbon cheese. Is the stone bourbon cheese? I'm sorry, Jason, what? You just said bourbon cheese, but he might have fallen asleep and had a brief dream. I misread my note. I said beer cheese. It was bourbon cheese. Oh, I thought you kind of had it blacked out

and you were just saying bourbon cheese. Oh, no. Is this episode releasable? I mean, I think it has to be Well if you can give us a stone Do you see something appearing? As long as the stone comes out Yeah I think this episode is releasable

It is appearing It's many little stones Points that create a larger stone Wow And it has The formation of A sinister lady By the name of Harley Quinn. Oh, wow.

And below it, there's a price tag and it says $49.99. $49.99. It's the most expensive one yet. So that's okay. And it's signed by Josh Gad What? Wait, hold on Why did Josh Gad sign it?

Why not? I didn't see any Gad sign things in this place Everyone from the movie Pixels signed it Oh, and is Margot Robbie in Pixels? No, I don't think so She didn't sign this one, but Josh Gad did But Josh Gad did Okay okay well i look if that's what the stone is that's what the stone and what's it gonna take for you to take this

stone home today i'll take it now well this is a different stone because we have to actually purchase this stone yeah unlike the others no i got you i got this one because you just need 49 99 99 right yeah that's that's the first thing that he sent me, so I'm good. Are you going to pay for it in pennies? Well, I got it through Zelle, so I just got to cash that out and then get my van over here. Okay. All right. So he'll pay for it, I guess, so we'll get it.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, do you want to look, I guess, here, do you want to read the outro? I'll do my own and you do that one. Okay. Yeah. Do your own. Do you want to do it first or do you want to look, I guess, here. Do you want to read the outro? I'll do my own, and you do that one. Okay, yeah, do your own. Do you want to do it first, or do you want to do it? Yeah, okay, hit me up, Venmo, at VBB,

and you can just send whatever you want right over there. That works on Zelle, too. And please get back to me, Michael, at Michael, Ferrari.FerrariMichael. Call me, okay? Okay, well, I think he'll probably hit you up. All right right it's for us you know thanks to Aaron Gardner for the art me Mike Carlson and Zach

Reno for the theme music for multiverse of madness the multiverse of madness merch is in our T public store for the full multiverse experience keep it tuned here to podcast the ride the second gate or join club three to get every sector ad-free and and an exclusive bonus sector at patreon.com slash podcast the ride.

Stupid saga. Stupid keepers. Stupid cops. I feel like such an outcast. No one understands me. Whoa. Hey, big fella! What's your name? Are you an outcast too? That's so unfair. You're amazing. You sound like a cow, but you look like a fish. Whoa! Ha ha ha ha! Hey, let's stick together. You and me, Cowfish.

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