Podcast: The Ride - Unlocked: Castle Cake
Episode Date: April 12, 2024Enjoy this sample of P:TR - The Second Gate. Find even more Second Gate episodes at Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide We're celebrating the 23rd anniversary of Cinderella Castle being turned into a big cake!... (Which celebrated Walt Disney World's 25th birthday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Yeah! Welcome to Podcast The Ride, the second gate, where we're celebrating a historic anniversary,
a historic event that celebrated a historic anniversary.
The anniversary of an anniversary.
Of an anniversary.
Right.
October 1st, 1971.
Mm-hmm.
The opening...
One day after.
Of Walt Disney World.
And then October 1st, 1996.
Mm-hmm.
The unveiling of the Castle Cake.
Yes.
Mm-hmm. Perhaps more important than the original opening.
Perhaps.
Of the park itself.
Perhaps more important.
Or, if you will, i've been thinking about this do
some people call it the cake castle i wasn't sure what to call the episode even i assume
you'll be listening to it and there will be a title but maybe we should talk about it now yeah
is it cinderella castle cake is it the cake castle is it the what's the the castle cake i think we
um we all very quickly started using the term castle cake all right so we'll
stick with that let's so we'll stick with that and i'm gonna go just clunks it up too so yeah
okay uh if i google cat by the way my name is mike carlson jason shared an intro that's scott
gerdner over there oh yeah if i google castle cake it doesn't come up in the first batch of
google search images you do disney castle cake well i'm sure come up in the first batch of Google search images.
Do you do Disney castle cake?
Well, I'm sure if I did that.
I'm just wondering what the internet wants to call it.
If I look up Disney castle cake, oh, it doesn't.
Well, hold on.
Let me go image search.
Well, the trouble is you end up with a lot of wedding cakes.
Yes, that is the problem.
That are shaped like the castle.
And that's not what we're talking about.
Someone did, I forget,
it's a Twitter account of someone who works in theme park design,
I think had their turn 25
and their birthday cake was wrapped like a cake castle.
Nice.
And it looked great.
You even look up Cinderella castle cake
and it's like the 12th image result.
Yeah, this is right on the edge where i feel like when i would
read stuff about it online people would say well here was what the chatter was going on about the
castle cake in usenet groups like this is right before like i feel like aol was just starting to
break big sure i remember around then getting an aol uh floppy disk like pre-cd
like like we got a mailing with an aol floppy disk floppy disk um and i gotta say i think i forgot to
introduce our names because i'm jacked up for this episode because i love the castle cake uh
yeah haters back off scott hater or i forget i have to admit scott hater right and
if i could uh you know look you guys have already melted my icy heart a little bit you've already
melted my internal frosting about the castle cake i'm a little more fond of it now but just to just
to back it up i just on the way here called called my mom, and she asked what I was doing
today.
And I said, I'm about to do a podcast about when Cinderella Castle was a cake for a little
while.
And my mom was like, oh, yeah.
Ugh.
So, this opinion is out there.
A lot of people have this opinion.
That's the majority.
I think it's a common opinion, which is, I truly, no troll, hashtag no troll, I don't
understand it. I don't, like, I'm not. Yeah, troll. I don't understand it.
I don't like,
I'm not.
Yeah.
I love it too.
We went that year.
We went that year.
I was like,
this is awesome.
Yeah.
I was like,
I did the same thing.
I texted my dad like,
Hey,
we're going to do a,
a castle cake episode.
The family,
we all liked to cast cake.
Right.
And he's like,
yeah,
absolutely.
This is weird. It divides, it goes along family lines with us. right and he's like yeah absolutely this is weird it divides it goes along
family lines with us i think it's like let me text my mom and my sister and see if they have
an opinion and they can respond back yes please do i thought it was awesome wow and maybe i had
just been to disney world enough i was like something else new i mean this is around this
is like the golden the go-go 90s new stuff coming left and right i mean this is around, this is like the golden, the go-go 90s, new stuff coming left and right.
I mean, this is kind of the tail end of it.
But when you only go every few years, the new thing from a year and a half ago, you're like, oh, cool, something new.
It's really bold.
You got to give it that.
And just so, just to be totally clear, what we're talking about is that for the 25th anniversary of Walt Disney World, for a period of 18 months cinderella castle was transformed into
a big cake a big pink cake a big pink cake uh yeah painted multiple shades i think i read three
different shades of pink and then there's a lot of like uh uh 16 five foot high candy bears 12
five foot high gum drops fourfoot-high Lifesavers.
We're reading off the same thing, and I like that whatever we're reading, we're both reading
has, it calls them candy bears, not gummy bears.
Candy bears.
No.
Inflatable icing.
That was the thing I learned.
It didn't dawn on me at the time that like, oh, that icing is inflatable, which makes
practical sense.
It's all very impressive.
Okay. is inflatable which makes practical sense very impressive okay so so those are that was my
question because i didn't so those are light uh lifesavers on the cake yeah that's the idea
yeah that's one of my qualms lifesavers well what are you talking about we should talk about this
as a practical cake oh if you were to eat the cake yeah we should address this from a standpoint of
like the different things on the cake and if it makes sense or if that's good or not well are we addressing but then we have to
break down is that a practical cake that you would take to a party or is like a more elaborate wedding
cake or like yeah yeah i mean ace of cakes this has to be transported by a baker of some kind
like there's no way that like i'm bringing this over we live in a post ace of cakes all right boss duff world where cakes are insane and largely fondant which is purely deck
which tastes like shit i have of the first the the first uh uh family family weigh-in for my
sister i said i sent a picture and i said did you like this uh cinderella castle when they turned it into a cake and my sister just wrote of course wow the family's lineup kicked i thought it kicked ass
i'm sorry everyone got mad uh you didn't get to see the castle that's 80 percent gray
i'm sorry there's beautiful technicolor magic at the end of Main Street.
I wouldn't mind if every couple of years they switched it back to this.
I want it back.
I want it back for 50th.
I want it back bad.
Yeah.
I don't think it's going to happen that way.
This wasn't the last time.
When the Stitch's Great Escape opened, the castle was covered in toilet paper and like spray paint it stitch was here it said it said stitch is king stitch is king that sucks
that wasn't i don't think anyone likes that and it was only for a day it was just to announce
the arrival of what is now considered disney world's worst attraction stitches escape but for
the 50th anniversary of disneyland not even disney world in 2005 they did this they
added all this gold trim and like a video screen that would show all the castles around the world
that cycles through different all the different castles around the world i gotta say um
fuck out of here with this this this looks like shit. This looks like Trump Tower, gaudy ass gold.
Like, I hate this.
This looks worse to me than Castle Cake.
Sure.
Castle Cake has a...
Castle Cake's like the best castle.
I might be with you.
I might be with you on that.
Oh, I'm getting shot down.
I wish we had even sides.
It's two against one yeah we should
have had a guess you could have found someone who doesn't like the castle cake in the world
that we know this this is east coast west coast right here this is i mean it might be in terms
of the mississippi river i guess or is chicago west of the mississippi or east yeah it's uh
i should know it's i don't think it's west um the dividing like disney world
disneyland in terms of east and west i mean like i also you know what i have to confess i didn't
see it in person so that might color it that might be i'm an idiot it's east
chicago is east of the mississippi river you i think it's safe to say you were a disneyland
family and we were disney world families and disneyland might have been on mars like as we've established so
you're more you're just like you're going there more often so any change is exciting and this is
a pretty sizable change we're and we're not going that often we're going every three or four years
so we had just timed the trip to be at the anniversary. So it was just like, holy shit, cake.
Look at this.
As kids, we were very obsessed with sweets and the looks of crazy cakes and desserts and colors.
As kids.
Just remove as kids.
Well, that's fair.
Currently, I'm obsessed with sweets.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Colors, as we know.
So yeah, yeah. It wasn't even like mr colors did i will reveal more of
these details down the line did i eat it too much last night and get a stomach ache yes i did was
part of that sweet i wasn't feeling great yes it was a little downtown disney ordeal preview
little downtown disney ordeal uh was it all delicious yes it was absolutely no regret no
regrets really the end of the day um you know where i think i'm landing is that i'm not
vehemently against the castle cake i have found angles to like it and i enjoy your enthusiasm
but i think how i feel is a little similar to another ongoing back and forth
discussion pop cultural discussion that we were into last night a little bit which is the star
wars prequels it has started to become kind of cooler to say i like the prequels it's it's kind
of like an anti-opinion like it was so every it felt like the the people who didn't like it it
was so much more deafening at the time.
And I know all these people who are like,
you know what, actually the prequels are good.
And it's been making me go back and check them out
and see like, you know,
I kind of would like to be one of those guys
who is into the prequels.
And then I just watched Attack of the Clones
and like, I don't like sand.
I hate them.
And I'm like, I can't do it.
I can't fucking do it.
I can't lie about how I feel inside. I don't fucking do it. I can't lie about how I feel inside.
I don't like this movie and I don't
like this castle cake. Right. Well, I would
say there's a difference. I would think there's
no time. Like the prequels is a
different. My sister just texted.
How could you not like that?
Oh, man.
God.
You don't even have
as you said, you don't have you're not vehemently like
fuck fuck off i'm not i think it's just like a taste of it and now well i should answer
your sister's question i should attempt to justify and i probably don't have the strongest
justification i think i just like i i think i just thought it looked dumb i think i thought
it looked like despite clearly not being cheap i think it looked cheap it looked dumb. I think I thought it looked like, despite clearly not being cheap,
I think it looked cheap.
It looks like a huge miniature golf obstacle to me.
I think it looks like fiberglass silly.
Yeah.
And I think there's like a stateliness
to the castles especially.
You know what?
If you,
if like separately in another Disney park,
there was a big castle cake,
I'd probably go.
Yeah.
But something about it replacing what is a classier or ornate affair.
I think just bothered me.
I,
and,
and I was also trying to analyze like,
but what is it?
There's gotta be some greater reason.
And I think it's this,
and I'm curious your thoughts.
I think it's the pink.
I don't like
the pink and i saw a lot of haters of it describing it as pepto pink because i think a lot of cast
members started to not like it and they encountered a lot of uh guests who were disappointed they
weren't seeing the the regular castle and i think and that pepto pink comment i think that's that
conveys a lot to me because pepto is a gross kind of pink i think
if it had been a more subtle pink or perhaps even a white because who's eating a big pink cake i
would love to eat a big pink cake that's the problem here well is that i see is is there an
anti-pink in general bias is there some sort of sexism going on here because that pink is a very
i'm not saying you're being sex i'm saying
though people with the with the anti-pink i feel like pink actually might be the most divisive
color because it's so tied to maybe identity like feminine there is a trivially trivialization in
popular culture of like feminine interests movies aimed at women uh that's where we are
look i didn't expect to be here either,
but here we are.
And, but,
and then I think you get into a semiotic argument
of the idea of cake.
Like, how do you simply communicate the idea of cake?
There's a couple ways to do it.
White frosting.
Brown frosting for chocolate.
Pure white would look like you get dirty
immediately brown would be hated by everyone but pink like looney tunes mickey mouse pink denotes
cakes in those cartoons you know there's a uh a poet once wrote uh pink it's my new obsession
pink it's not even a question Yes, of course
Pink, it's the color of passion
Because today it just goes with the fashion
Goes with the fashion, yes, of course
And then we have to consider that
With any semiotic argument
It's a song that's still played in Disney World
That's true
It's outside of a ride in Disney World
Do you know what we're talking about?
What song? I can't
Aerosmith's Pink
It's Aerosmith's Pink
Oh, okay
You see
A song I was listening to
It might be your new obsession A couple days ago As a noted's Pink. It's Aerosmith's Pink. Oh, okay. You see. A song I was listening to just-
It might be your new obsession.
A couple days ago.
As a noted fan of Pink.
It's a-
Sure.
It's about a dirtier topic, Jason.
Hell yeah.
Obviously, you know that, but that's-
I know what it's about.
Yeah, really, the cake should make me horny, because Pink is the color of passion.
Right.
But I can't say I was horny for it.
I don't-
Okay. You know, i think that i think
that cleanliness argument is good and the white just might kind of look like nothing yeah um i
don't know i think it could be a shade issue i am no opponent of pink in any way i wear a lot of pink
clothing this is not the problem i think the shade when i said i have a problem with the shade i
think it is a gaudy pink i wasn't accusing you
of being an anti-pink person sure i was just saying i wonder in general let me defend anybody
because i would get victimized by that i would get made fun of i would get made fun of for in
elementary school saying my favorite color was purple because people would say oh purple's a
girl's color so pink for sure was a girl's color so i do wonder i'm wondering if pink has a
has a connotation i wonder now because i feel like you know because of uh brett the hitman
hart and other famous pink wearers if that's sort of now the history is that pink was gender
defined and then brett the hitman hart changed it permanently that was his color i mean that was
pink and black very cool looks cool uh Gender warrior, Brett the Hitman Hart.
I think you don't even point to a lot of things that he helped to fix.
To tie it back to the prequel talk,
I think one of the things you can say about both of them is that there is a
clear vision.
There is a singular vision of the prequels,
whether you like them or not. There is a singular vision of the prequels whether you like them or not there is a singular
vision of the castle cake it is presented boldly and confidently bold and silly and visual silly
and visual i mean it does look like a cake that if there was a cartoon where mickey is a baker
like this might be a cake in the background or one he makes and then Big Pete,
you know, plops down on it or something.
You might say that the castle that you just showed
with the magic mirror and just the like gold trim,
that that's more the equivalent of the new trilogy
where it's like slightly dressing up
what was there already.
That's fair.
But the prequels equaling the castle cake it's like
well it's crazier and it might lose some of you but you know what stuff you might not like it but
it's certainly different uh i gotta say you're right that the it being yeah super bold is
something i can respect about it more now i like i can studiously appreciate today the castle cake and i'm glad we're talking
about it but at my core and apparently my mom's core we just don't like it i can also respectively
say i understand why people don't like it and i understand why people were upset and i i can see
that um uh yeah but from my my thing was i wasn't super heartbroken because i knew the castle would
be back and i also like we i loved main street i loved all the vehicles i loved the vibe but we
weren't a cinderella's royal table family we didn't i've never been up there i'm trying to
talk about how you were working class is that no no just that... No, no. Just that like... We never went.
We didn't get invited to the royal table.
No, I just didn't care.
We weren't a Crystal Palace family.
The reputation of my family was that I like the vibe of Main Street, but Main Street had
the worst restaurants.
Kind of true to this day, I feel like.
You liked that no longer the monarchy reigned for those 18 months.
Cake reigned.
Well, everyone loves cake.
I mean, that's true.
The social confines.
Yeah, the cake was a democratization of Disney World, of the Magic Kingdom.
You know, no longer did you see this oppressive castle where you were ruled by these, hopefully benevolent people, but probably oppressive leaders.
Definitely thoughts I had at 11.
Yeah.
How does this tie into a leader famously flippantly saying, let them eat cake?
Hmm, good question.
Maybe that's not, that's viewed now as like a fuck off or that's what it was intended as.
But imagine, you know cinderella
saying oh let them eat cake yeah actually hey let them eat it actually sounds nice and one of the
only good qualities you could uh ascribe to our our current leader donald trump is his affinity
for desserts good point so it is a there's a populism well he also he will eat the cake that
marie antoinette historically i believe
people were like oh she was referring to cake the soot build up in a fireplace that's what cake
that's what like people ever interpret it yeah i i like so there's an interpretation of like let
me cake fuck off mom mom did you see my race? Of course I did, darling.
Look, you did your best.
You tried.
The thing is, it's not about winning.
It's about taking part.
Next year you might do better.
But I did win, Mom.
You did?
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I have got a nut.
My mother has weighed in.
This is great, these live updates.
Yeah.
I didn't ask my dad.
He's probably, he'll be upset he wasn't asked, but like, he probably doesn't have an opinion. My mother said, so pretty, pretty exclamation point but maybe not forever
that yeah okay fair this is a good so pretty point i'm but still she's that's a pretty big
endorsement of the look of it this is pretty limited time magic before that was shoved down
all our throats like that's a good question i don't think they did i don't know what you're
talking about oh that is that that is a marketing term that they overuse now.
And like, oh, everyone, limited time magic.
The Main Street Electrical Parade is back.
It's like, oh, is it six months from when it last left?
Like, they just keep doing this stuff.
Right, right, right.
Can I throw this opinion out there?
And I'm not even saying it's my opinion exactly,
but if I could get in the heads of the...
I was not a person who was upset.
Well, I didn't go.
I don't think I would have cared.
I didn't get to see the castle.
But people did feel that way.
I read the...
There were brides who were livid
because they found out they wouldn't have photos
with the fairy tale castle.
I get that.
Sure, you imagine the specific photo op.
That seems to be the verdict that they lost a ton of money because the,
the wedding pavilion looks,
has a direct view of the castle.
Oh,
sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Well,
and also,
okay.
So I have recently encountered this opinion.
That is not my opinion.
And then it's a surprising opinion to me that people do not like the nightmare before christmas haunted mansion overlay because you're going
on halloween and you want to see the real scary haunted mansion is it possible that this was an
opinion for the 25th anniversary you want to see the real castle and not this, uh, not this alternative version.
And if now,
now that I,
there,
there,
there's one step of it.
If I could just do one more people,
another complaint,
a sub opinion of nightmare before Christmas is I like it,
but it goes too long.
Right?
I think 18 months was a long time to have a castle cake.
I think if that had been up for like just the year or just for seven months, I think the amount of time like Nightmare Before Christmas is some of the complaint.
Perhaps.
Yeah, I wonder.
I think I would think that could be part of it.
I think the majority is probably just didn't like my mom.
Okay, my mom.
Sorry to get distracted.
My mom has added another interesting thing that I think is maybe part of why i like it she said you know maybe not forever but she said unless they did a second
one elsewhere in the park which means she would like a like this somewhere else but then she just
wrote candyland exclamation point and that is a very good point and it's a very good point because
i loved candyland i was obsessed with it and
really looks like something straight out of candyland if there were some physical candyland
place that you hang out and like go the who are the scary guys like the molasses guys were there
i almost want to hang out there the most well this is funny because uh we were talking i feel
like we have an inside joke about one of the Candyland characters with you
What?
With the fudge monster I think
That I am him?
I think that maybe you're just friends with him
When there's an inevitable
Candyland film
I think the goal needs to be
To popularize Jason via this podcast
To get you a scene stealing part On a show because of this podcast And then that gives you the goal needs to be to popularize Jason via this podcast to get you a scene-stealing part on a show because of this podcast.
And then that gives you the one-up to be a voice or a mo-cap guy in the Candyland film.
Oh, I would love that.
Plumpy?
I think it was Plumpy.
He's like a plump.
Plumpy Plum?
He's not Plum, though.
He's like, hold on, let me find out.
We're Plumpy. So I i remember now it's because it's
between you me and marissa strickland yeah past guest and we would call marissa strickland grandma
nut yeah and then i think we called we were talking about you and plumpy yeah it's all
100 possible oh yeah i see it he's a little like green he's a gingerbread plump in the yeah he's he's he's cute
he's not the fudge monster no he's a green guy with like he's he looks kind of like a friendly
grouch yeah he's got a big medallion around his neck that looks like a plum and he's eating a plum
i've seen a lot of different i love this is this is a similar thing to uh when i was watching alice
in wonderland and i was like i love alice i'm looking at to when I was watching Alice in Wonderland, and I was like, I love Alice in Wonderland.
I'm looking at Candyland, and I'm like, I love Candyland.
I love Candyland.
I think I'm with you.
I would love to star in the Candyland movie,
and then fix the script like Ed Norton would every night
on the Incredible Hulk movie.
We'd go home, and I'm fixing a piece of trash.
Marissa would be an excellent grandma nut.
I'm scanning through photos.
You'd be a great plumpy, but I'd also like to not deny you the opportunity to be, wait, I lost him, King Candy.
I think you'd be a great King Candy as well.
And Gloppy is the monster.
Gloppy?
Is the fudge monster.
I think you'd be a great Jolly.
You could be, this could be your,
the Jim Carrey Christmas Carol.
Oh,
that's good.
You play three of the parts.
Mike,
I think,
as a taller fellow
who could play a more gangly character,
I think you could be a great Lord Licorice
or
who's Mr. Mint.
Mr. Mint is Super Pink and Peppermint, so you might prefer to play Mr. Mint. Mr. Mint is super pink and peppermint,
so you might prefer to play Mr. Mint.
And he gets to...
What I'm looking at,
he's carrying a big peppermint axe,
which is pretty rad.
That's cool, yeah.
I mean, I'd take that too
if you wanted to give in to your evil side
and be Lord Licorice.
I don't know if that leaves me to be gloppy.
I don't feel a strong personal connection to any of the characters.
My mom and sister want me to ask my dad now.
I hadn't asked him, but I'm now asking my father.
Throw it out.
Yes.
Dear dad, I know we haven't talked in seven years.
Dearest father. While we're waiting on a
response um so my oh my sister my sister thing has a theory and this is a relation to the hosts
of the show my sister thinks that scott doesn't like treats like the carlson's and sheridan's do
this is absolutely correct this is absolutely correct and it goes with my alcohol taste i don't
understand what you drink i don't understand these multi-color the five colors in the beverage right
uh i i think that that aligns with it i think it's just not i i i liked dessert and i ate dessert
but i don't think i was like i don't think i hung on to the yeah affinity and i don't eat a lot of
dessert now and i end up getting desserts for christmas
and easter and then they just like pile up and aaron my wife has to come like nerve sheepishly
say like can i have your candy please like i don't go through my candy at home enough uh-huh i don't
i try not to keep desserts candy in the house but if But if I'm out, I get a little something.
And I do like something that feels fantastical,
that does feel like it would have been given to me by Plumpy or Gloppy or Mr. Mint.
You know?
Maybe not Mr. Mint.
I don't like mint as much.
I think I also eat much like saltier bullshit.
Like where I indulge is alcohol and it's like fries and tortilla chips.
And I know My like bad health
Is gonna go to that
So I cut off
Dessert
A little more
Right
Just to make room
For the other
Prince
I wish that I would've
Married Princess Lolly
As a child
I'd be a different guy
I'd be Freddy Fries
Well you would be in
What's
What's
In McDonaldland
What's the candy
Yeah I guess it's more mcdonald land
oh yeah it'd be a fry gun yeah i go uh crazy if i don't have sweets in the house
i'm sorry to say i don't have much of a taste of uh for salt and i feel like my grandfather at
some point had to cut salt out of his diet which then um my mother before she you know lived on
her own was still living at home she was
the youngest and so she kind of like the i don't know if they ever were a big salt family either
and my father was never big on so we were not a salt household so i had something recently with
sea salt oh that's what it was i'm not a big i like sweet salt a little but i had like these caramel cookies that
had sea salt on top and i'm like i fucking hate this like can i take these back this is fucking
this is a disaster you wouldn't do uh that sea salt on dessert doesn't square with no i'm i'm
okay with sea salt caramel when it's real like when it's real caramel but when it's like you
can tell the fakeness of it it's
like ah this sucks i hate this but like i at least need i try not to have cookies chocolate and ice
cream in the house but i i feel good when i do it three times when i don't drink a lot anyway i
really don't drink a lot um anymore so i don't i mean that's my that's my vice and i try to drink a lot of water to
balance out any anything i i have like white claws in the fridge yeah i don't think i have
any there's no ice cream here there's no there's no sugar of any kind any bagged candy in the house
currently no bagged candy in the house i need something either like small cookies to just
graze on like in between meals
or like chocolate almonds how many days have you do you think you've gone without that in the house
a couple two i get well but then the problem is is i don't keep in the house then i spend money
at like you know um carl's junior milkshakes are really good, but that's like $4 or like I,
I,
I spend it.
I waste money on shorter term options.
I feel like,
does that make sense?
I,
I,
I'm not,
uh,
I,
I'm goofing a little round a little bit,
but I do,
there's a,
there's,
there is food and compulsion is absolutely obviously a real thing.
I feel like my thing with
when i'm feeling compulsive is i want like a big iced tea and then i started drinking a lot more
diet soda recently which i need to stop yeah you gotta scream my stomach up um but i feel a comp
when i feel like that compulsion oftentimes i will drive to mcdonald's and get a dollar large
unsweetened iced tea because i just need to be doing something fine no i know it's totally
fine i'm just saying i'm wrecking the price on that too i switched over from starbucks wasting
a lot of starbucks yeah you got it that's really easy thing also i mean you should cold brew at
home you should call pictures at home yeah i could do that there's a del taco also a dollar
large tea as well yeah that's good or you can get like a 30 ounce or not 30 ounce it's
slightly smaller it's a strawberry lemonade but it's not that caloric it's a little smaller though but if you
need a little some sweet in there sure sure and sometimes i've gotten both and i put a little
inside of the iced tea oh that's smart i don't get sugar from drinks i rarely drink like full
fat soda really drink i don't drink sweet stuff a lot because i had to i cut soda
one summer in high school and i immediately dropped weight yeah i like i switched to bottled
water uh which i try not to go too hard on nowadays i try to use a refillable bottle um
but uh yeah that's the kind of shit that drives me crazy with with with alcohol like a like
margarita mix get out of here i want like a squeeze a line
like as little fresh line i love yeah i try not to yeah no slush i want no slush no i i yeah even
like i'm sure some people will think this is heresy but like i like bottled beer because i've
had so many bad draft pulls like well i just if it's like a dive
bar a questionable place it's like i know the bottled beer will be reliable oh yeah not tampered
with yeah i'd like to propose that you would also be a great mocap cookie crisp dog oh my god of
course the dog or the burglar you don't see the burglar much anymore i would love it my friends
i love those commercials. My friends.
My friends.
Cookie Crisp dog.
We kept Cookie Crisp in the house sometimes.
To stay a little bit on topic, one thing I will say,
and I'll just throw this out there, and I bet I'll get agreement,
but who knows?
I think there's no question that a temporary anniversary celebration
amending of Disneyney world landmarks
this is vastly superior to the uh giant uh hat in front of the chinese theater at disney studios
and the big wand next to the epcot ball i don't think you i think you got no proponents of either
of those things of course no there's no i mean my dad i like okay dad was like i liked all the anniversary
stuff but i think we were in agreement that they those stuck around way too long yes the hat was
way too long maybe for a set but i think but also and again put the hat in there but why is it
blocking the thing that you want to see well that's because they lost the they lost rights
it is like the icon of the park. It was there like six years ago.
You saw the merchandise go from the Grauman's to the Earful Tower.
The Earful to the Water Tower.
They said to switch what the landmark was.
Epcot wand, get out of here.
Did that say 2000?
Ruins the cleanliness of the orb.
Where was that different?
It said 2000 for a little bit.
Did it say 2001? did they keep changing they did and then it just became epcot in the ugliest font and which an ugly font in epcot
that is my worst nightmare yeah get out of here oh yeah fonts are the main appeal of epcot to this
day why didn't brush scriptush it down the toilet.
Why didn't they turn them all into sort of suites?
Absolutely.
They should have all been.
We've talked about this to some extent, but why don't we... Let's go with just Spaceship Earth and Cheney's Theater.
How do you suite-ify them?
Yeah, that's a good question.
I mean, a circular...
I mean, now I would say, could you make bit a circular ball of ice like in the carthay
manhattan but that would be a little hard to smooth it out nothing yeah uh chocolate orb like
molten chocolate orb but i don't think those are really in fashion at the time and if you just
painted it just an even color but then doesn't that just look like big pink yeah it just looks
that looks like the mission space like a planet or or something. Yes. I guess you could. I mean, I'm sure there's a way to fill in and smooth it out.
I mean, it would take a while, but they changed some of the textures on the castle.
If you keep the textures of Spaceship Earth, it tastes like a burnt peanut.
You know, those red, sugary things.
It's a very acquired taste.
And I think it would be lost on a lot of people.
Like, why does Spaceship Earth look bad?
It's like a burnt peanut? It's like a burnt peanut?
It's like a burnt peanut.
That might not be the most fun.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about either.
It's those red, like, spiky, like, bulk candy.
They're peanuts that are covered in, like, just like a sugary shell.
You could just do, like, a tuft of whipped cream on top and a cherry and it just is
the epcot ball but somebody put whipped cream oh like a scuba ice cream oh that's what it is there
you go you add a second scoop and then like add a little like plasticky like the little like runoff
or it's an upside down it's like a um it's like a cookie puss It's an upside You put a cone on top It's a clown cone Yes It's a clown cone
Great
Yeah
Is that wrong about
What cookie puss is
Yeah that's the
Carvel cake
With
It's a
Blaskin Robbins
Has the clown cone
Which again
Is another thing
I was obsessed with
As a child
And still
Mildly might be
To this day
Also always
You've brought those
To events
And everyone's like
Oh
Yeah everyone loves them
It loves
It's a crowd pleaser yes uh chinese
theater what do you do uh yeah i mean i think it's probably similar to what they did with cake castle
yeah it's a building so it's like we're turning it into like a gingerbread house
kind of thing yes sure do you keep it chinese and it's a bunch of it's made out of fortune cookies
seems to i don't think it would to i don't think it would like anything
uh yeah i think it has for now a fortune cookie giveaway in front of the chinese sure would have
been a good idea well that is a good question my mom my mom is uh it's throwing many ideas out now
that we've opened this up she said if they made a candy land with this castle they could sell
smaller edible replicas which i think is is good. Did they have anything?
Because now it would make a lot of sense that they would be selling cake that looked like the castle.
That is so easy Instagram bait.
Right.
But I don't think they were doing it back then.
I don't think so.
I mean, they had merchandise.
Yeah.
It feels like a structurally very difficult cake.
Like we were talking about it being a practical dessert and you saying a team would need to
move it.
I mean, not the full,
but they would be selling little pieces.
It's an easy cookie.
Or a cupcake, too, honestly,
because you could do it like one of the different spire type things.
But if you flatten it to two dimensions,
that's an easy shape of cookie and draw on it.
But even like you could present it like,
oh, we cut pieces out
and it's like this is just a little piece of the castle.
It doesn't have to necessarily replicate the look of it.
Let me bring up a weakness to it as well.
I didn't realize how, this is from a TPM vids on YouTube,
had a rare shot of the back of the castle.
This is shit.
They didn't paint all of it.
It was like a facade, so some of it stayed gray yeah this
is a big old weakness i gotta say um i can't really hold that against it because it's mainly
about that front view but truly they should be ashamed of how bad it looked from the back i think
it was also very bizarre to watch this thing get built because as jason was saying this is pre
internet and it was the castle was just being painted pink, and nobody knew why.
Now you'd know two years in advance they were going to do this.
But truly, they didn't want to say what it was going to be, and they'd even tell guests, like, maybe Barbie is moving it.
They'd make up some dumb story.
So I think it was very awkward for a while when the castle was partially pink, but, like, halfway.
Again, that's what they had to do to prep the thing. Sure. So I think it was very awkward for a while when the castle is partially pink, but like halfway,
um,
again,
that's what you gotta,
that's what they had to do to prep.
Sure.
But that some of people's bad memories might be like watching it rise and going,
what is this?
This looks weird.
But if you just saw the completed vision,
much more appealing.
Yeah.
I,
that makes sense.
I wonder,
I wonder how long I'm seeing a picture of it just sort of pink here
and i think that might be unless it's photoshopped no it looks i mean looks strange um let me also
throw out i didn't realize that there was a precedent uh for the castle cake that for the
one year anniversary of then euro disney they did sort of a sweetified version of the castle um which is a little bit i do i don't
think this is better than the castle cake we'll post a picture of this but i think it's a little
more stately in the colors i think this is getting away from the pepto pink hey you know what the
europe castle always pink and i think a good shade of pink
right i think i don't like that shade of pink i also like that uh it's a bunch of big giant
strawberries at the base this looks like a good cake that yeah that looks i like that it looks
like the frosting is still inflatable um it's a little more minimal yeah it's more minimal i do like that um did you guys see at
the when you walked into this into the magic kingdom there were 25 out of like candles
in front of the train station they just look like big candles yeah those aren't really anything that
didn't really yeah why do that yeah yeah not not a fan of that um so i think maybe this i i truly think
if you i think i have an aesthetic problem i think you tone down that pink and i'm more on board with
it and i do like in the europe one the the the smaller whipped cream it was like a little less
silly of tufts but maybe i'm wrong maybe that wouldn't be maybe you want it to be big and
bold and silly yeah and it is a i mean it's certainly gaudy but
it's a gaudy in the way that i like that's the thing right so i guess it is just a design i mean
i get that it's so different like the castle itself is not the cinderella's castle is very
grand and prestige i don't know what the other word i'm looking for is prestigious it's got the
size it's got the awe i think it's so it's so changed the character of what that castle was like,
which makes it,
it really sticks out like a sore thumb at the end of main street,
which were the vibe as it,
I think what's good about the Europe one,
which I don't think is bad.
I'm not saying this feels like a snooty opinion to say that,
Oh,
the European one was better,
but it does.
It's like more in the character of how the castle always is.
Yeah, I guess it does. If you look at the character of how the castle always is yeah i guess it does if you look at the i'm looking in the picture yeah it does look like it's like uh i guess it
contains it gets the character a little bit more of the castle as opposed to the cinderella one
that does really completely look like almost a new structure and you can see obviously it's the
same but it looks they've changed so much of it it looks like a totally different thing i should just try to i should just pull this into photoshop and
desaturate the color and see how i feel maybe i can post my idea like here's what i did i just
like side of things are in 10 and this is how i this is important revisionist work for very
important yeah what's the euro castle the beta test for magic kingdom like did they know they wanted did
they know they wanted to do it potentially um yeah i mean for euro disney didn't matter if
people hated it is one year old everyone hated it anyway everything yeah about it yes absolutely
um i guess uh it's we're in a little long time the we should we need to talk about the fact that on this day
the like we're we're one day behind uh october 1st 1996 this was the uh 25th anniversary and
there was a huge event that part of which was the unveiling of the castle cake and as part of this
a big celebration big children's choir saying michael e spoke, of course. Of course. But mainly an address.
The castle cake.
There was a speech given in front of the castle cake by Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Wow.
She addressed the nation.
Yes.
Before the castle cake.
Mm-hmm.
I did some cross-checking to see like what was bill doing then and i was really hoping that like
literally one of the like clinton lewinsky affair dates happened like on the day of the speed but
not true i it was actually in the biggest that was the biggest window of them not really i see
seeing each other uh literally hillary is speaking in front of the castle cake And Bill is At the White House with Netanyahu
And Arafat
Holy shit
Yeah pretty crazy
Do you think if Bill had seen this he would have asked them to do the same thing to the White House
Turn the White House into a cake
I can't eat it anymore
But I'd love to look at it
Michelle Obama wouldn't have put up with that shit
No that's true but Trump would have put it back back in bigger gaudier cake again my trump hatred goes down by a significant
degree if every year he for some thing there was a he turned the white house into a cake yeah yeah
i was almost gonna call it a castle okay mar-a-lago white house into a castle mar-a-lago
cake as well i think it's not defined and i don't know i don't have a vision of what mar-a-lago white house into a castle mar-a-lago cake as well i think it's not defined and i don't
know i don't have a vision of what mar-a-lago looks like yeah i know they have very good cake
we're certainly aware of that i imagine they do yeah oh but a white a dessert white house yeah
hell dessert please some very talented person that's listening to this is going to draw that
i assume oh yes absolutely uh i also just to put things in the timeline,
October 1st, she's in front of the castle cake.
Clinton's meeting with Netanyahu and Arafat.
The end of that week, that very same week, October 7th,
Clinton beats Dole in the first presidential debate of that season.
And that day, I couldn't believe this,
that same day, the launch of the Fox News channel.
Wow. This really puts things in imagine and cut to what they're doing about hillary who knew that they wouldn't
entirely be about hillary 24 7 still in 2019 little did you know you were setting me up for
all of my shit about this day so if you see did you get this picture did you see this picture
not specifically um so this
is a picture it's for sale like it's a news archive print it's got stuff on the back like
kodak logos it's it's got the like excuse me the uh poll ears to you it says so in this picture
from the event uh mickey mouse roy e disney son of roy o disney um michael eisner
hillary clinton um and then florida governor lawton chiles walking lawton chiles okay they
called him so this was my i texted i asked you guys the other day did you did anyone come across
lawton chiles because i'm like oh who is
this school you know he's gotta be a goal uh he actually pretty pretty kind of like he was he was
democratic governor of florida um and i'm sure he's which doesn't mean anything seemed to mostly
um started a lot of head start like children's health programs and stuff was a reformer when it came
to health care and education uh i am not smart enough to look at this stuff and see if that
means actual reform or like privatization ghoul reform got the name walkin lawton chiles when he
ran for united states senate and walked uh 1003 miles from pensacola to key west he earned that nickname uh and it sort of earned
like that gave him the image of like a folksy southern man forest gump a very very gump um
so very unfortunately walken lawton chiles uh the reverberations he died um not long after this right not long after
this um walk-in lawton chiles is i think we can safely say a man who helped the start of breaking because he appointed multiple judges who ruled in the bush v gore decision he appointed multiple
florida supreme court judges uh man ruling in the majority instead periente lewis and judge
uh quince who was jointly appointed appointed with george bush there
was an agreement they came they had to do a press conference because there was an opening
and it would have looked bad as lawton was leaving office if he appointed this judge last minute now
who gives a shit like now we don't have that sort of uh what happened now matters now uh so he and bush
like jointly agreed to appoint this judge so do you mean jeb bush because jeb was jeb bush yes
became the did jeb take over jeb took over this guy lawton beat him once for governor but then
as uh lawton was leaving jeb was coming in dissenting judges wells and harding were appointed by lawton and
then judge shaw was appointed by uh bob graham i'm trying to picture all of these uh justices as
cake candles either lit or not yes that's a chart i need to see in my head to tell who's on what
side so even though uh he was a democrat he's four judges or three judges he
appointed one judge he co-appointed ruled in favor of bush and so that kind of started the downhill
trend of that like he they they judges uh also ruled on like the terry uh was it skivo shivo right case so much was happening in florida they did strike down um
there was like a bunch of nuts who were trying to get like pro-life license plate that's a common
this happened in multiple states people get enough signatures to like well you'll be able to get a
pro-life license plate usually struck down as an inappropriate place for politicking.
Okay, okay.
So of the people standing in front of the castle cake.
Standing in front of the castle cake.
One of them installed a bunch of the people
who made Bush win through weird,
not incorrect to me,
the first popular electoral vote snafu.
The second person, obviously obviously obviously the primary person
uh the the the biggest victim of the person of the uh the electoral popular vote uh michael
eisner getting screwed out of office by al lutz and his string pullers i mean i'm more torn up
about that one than hillary for sure roy e disney too
uh i was trying to figure out like wait so what is the disney family tree looks like
roy disney is the father of abigail disney the rabble rouser who's who oh yeah who's like against
their labor practices now yeah and who like it says her father was a piece of shit like
that her father was not the nicest
man I believe that
this made me think for all you succession
heads out there is Abigail the Shiv
comment on this video
and let us know if you think Abigail's the Shiv
or is she the Kendall
you got real sassy all of a sudden
she's in the running to take over
but well within the Roy side of the family I mean there's so much's in the running to take over no she's not but well within the roy
side of the family i mean there's so much money in the family down there below is emigiel the
uh he's the guy who made the caveman movie is he the uh uh romula is he the roman uh
i mean where does a mini mouse fall into all this? Yeah, where does a mini mouse fall in? Is she Rhea?
Is she the devious Rhea?
So, this photo in front of the unveiling of the castle cake,
these are truly the horsemen of the apocalypse.
Literally two gigantic figures
in the two biggest electoral disasters in American history.
Yeah, this is an unknowingly ominous photo
that you can own
a real high quality print of for eight dollars and i'll try to find that where can you get that
this is for sale this photo print is is for sale i feel like there's only one of them
we should get it right yeah can we get a bigger how big can we get it
no it's a physical item like oh it's not a item it was a news archive photo so we'll have
to take that and then take it somewhere else to blow it up yeah because i like a real big
i'd like a 72 inch tv size of it do you think um that hillary said all right so i'm heading
down to florida do you think bill was like, oh, you should take my friend Jeffrey's plane?
He's heading down there.
He's making a quick start doing a couple pickups.
I think.
Hey, you know.
Drop you off.
He probably.
In 20 years, make sure to campaign down there a bunch.
Down there and like up north a little.
Don't forget.
Don't forget.
I'm telling you this now.
I was going to say both of those things happened yeah yeah yeah yeah
should also be noted that she failed in her disney world visit to reach out to the uh to the rust
belt of mickey's toontown fair mickey's birthday birthday land scott no not then no no no was it
toontown fair then no 1996 i don't it was at least by then it had been starland for a little
while so what you're saying you're right i'm mixing up my time grandma's petting zoo had
already been gentrified had already been bulldozed and gentrified wait i'm curious about that when it
was toontown fair that's not worth uh waiting on no i don't know maybe so the castle cake we haven't
reviewed the cake itself yet. We haven't?
No, we haven't talked about actually the ingredients and if that would be good on an actual cake.
That's what I want to do.
Well, I think it's like these crazy milkshakes.
Like you get a black tab.
It became Mickey's Toontown Fair on that very same day.
Really?
Wow.
Geez.
Big day.
That was convenient, though.
I barely squeaked in there.
But no way was it birthday land get out of here get out of your mind uh i will say i wanted
to say like so so lifesavers shouldn't be on the cake oh you're saying if we're gonna eat the cake
i'm saying yes that's what i think the final thing should be unless you have more stuff is we should
assess the cake it's like crazy you would have to deconstruct it before you start digging into it.
I feel like a lot of this.
Right.
I'm just saying it should have been something else.
It should have been like, those should have been Fruit Loops or something.
Because that really would go well with the cake.
That would be good.
Yeah.
Because Lifesavers, honestly, I don't love them.
I never buy them.
I would have one if someone offered, but I don't.
It's just not the same.
You couldn't take a bite and then chomp. You have to remove those yes fruit loops perfect in my mind very good
if you take those and make those fruit loops or make them you know generic is the pink icing
strawberry flavored or is it just colored is it buttercream that's colored i think honestly a
strawberry icing might be a little overwhelming so i think it's just food coloring in my mind
it's just food coloring is the inflatable white icing that's got to be like a buttercream right yeah i think that's
right but i like a buttercream yeah and then the blue is probably the same flavor but it would be
cool if it's a little bit you know tinged with a blueberry or something but probably the same
buttercream that would be the thing uh so there's red and white are those like peppermint sticks or
they is that's what it looks like yeah i also weird i agree i agree with that i i think that
even though you're right crazy shakes do put stuff in there i still think that's like if you got a
piece with the peppermint sticks it's like now i gotta eat a peppermint stick with this but that's
the most manageable you had one of the crazy shakes i don't know and it had like save it but
it had a wrapper it had candy which i did not like i did not like there was a wrapped piece of candy in there
i thought that there that was a little too much like when you get a straw and just a little bit
of the papers on top i'm okay with that but you gotta rip a lot i don't like a hard anything
involved in the cake because cake is all soft i don't want to actually have to be dealing with something that i'm gonna have to suck i mean i there's no other way to say it i know you guys
couldn't you could have kept talking so it didn't sound like i'm a pervert or something blew me back
i had nothing to say after that like that's where you go but you have to suck on a thing like that
during a cake it's not it's different it's two different types of eating there's something
in the air recently with this podcast it's been a little profane it's been a little body i could
have said oh i don't want to lick something that would have been just as bad lusty month of october
yeah i guess but that's what you're gonna have to do with a candy cane. You suck on a candy cane. But aren't, there's a lot of acts that are like multiple.
It is about balancing several types of mouth movements.
Is there a thing I could have said about what you do to a candy cane
that wouldn't have sounded sexual?
Gnaw.
Gnaw on a candy cane.
You're a thousand percent right.
That is in no way a sexual word a like you have
you have to be demented to use gnaw in a sexual setting on your ear darling
like i feel like it's like no you have to no is guaranteed to involve the sound
when are you gonna nom me out when this business
when this business trip is over i assure you
this business trip is over i love this
tension between partners on a business trip no i think he's talking to his wife the biggest
gnaw out i think that's when i come home when i get home oh i thought it was like
i thought it was like sexual tension between like two people like doing presentations across
the country and then like by the time that by the end of the trip the sexual tension yeah just builds to a an apex and then they get and then just major
i mean big time nine it's complicated with co-workers but if everyone's single and ready
to mingle you know it's those hotel travel hotel life can get lonely sexual harassment seminars
i have to say like just because, like,
talking to an employee at work,
a fellow employee at work, does not mean that you,
that they are interested in being gnawed.
I need one more num num num. That was the craziest.
Like a dog.
That delights me.
Like, I got, I started on walking through my neighborhood the
other day and like a scottish terrier had gotten out like and was just like by my feet going like
like trying i'm like okay man like i can tell that it's like a dog whose bark is worth
said it's bite and he even ran out it's like sorry, he's being a real turd today. And just
kept saying, like, it was being a pain in the ass
to get back inside. It's like, why are you being such
a turd? But the sound he was
making was, no, no, no, no, no.
He wasn't
gnawing at anything, though. No, but I was
wearing flip-flops and I'm like, I see you on the
please don't, come on, man.
Like, I was just, I wasn't scared,
I was just annoyed.
Edwin, gnaw on Jason's feet.
If Edwin made that perfect exact sound.
I'd be so impressed.
He yawns.
The noises he makes are barks and yawns. I mean, security did politely have to ask 11-year-old me.
It's like, sir, please, the cake, it's still the castle.
Please stop going for the going for you're gonna
crack a tooth trying to do that on a lifesaver a five foot tall life fiberglass life jumping up on
the you climbed it you scaled the tower it is surprising to me that disney does not sell like
the traditional princess cake more that that's
not pushed as like yeah a dessert at the i love a princess yeah yeah raspberry filling green ice
i don't think you'd have green or pink i don't think purple they make it i don't think you'd
have the confidence to say that if it were not for brett the hitman heart like well that's true
he led the way he led the way he led the way he's a pioneer
uh i think well i think there we're finding there is some oddity with the cake it's also a bunch of
lollipops on top also weird yeah i don't like that as much decoration but you certainly couldn't
the the candles on top i think would be if it was a real cake they're not they're edible candles
there's real candles at the base of it yeah that there should be candles on the spires there should be candles i am i'm okay
though if those are fun like frosting candles that's fun to me the candles on the bottom should
be carelessly strewn about like someone had just picked them out because it was ready to slice
so you think they'd just be lying on the ground burned out looked like shit yeah they're burned
out they're kind of laying on the side they still have a little icing on it on the bottom my plus up
is we were talking about how it was maybe just didn't kind of fit and people wanted um like
people thought that oh it's such a contrast from the main street and everything my my plus up is
make main street all castle cake as well.
Wonderful.
That would help.
Mini cakes.
So the whole thing, the whole stretch of it, it looks just like this.
And if that were, if you for the anniversary invited the gang from Candyland.
Almost.
Nom, nom, nom.
Nom, nom, nom.
What's the one?
It's a delivery probably.
2020 is 60?
Yeah. usually we can
ignore Edwin
but this one's a
pretty
he's going nuts
I think it's
because there's
Edwin
yeah someone's
delivering something
I want some
castle cake merch
at least
yeah
I want some
castle cake merch
for the anniversary
at least and
a dessert
a dessert that
at least resembles
a piece of it
should we try to
make it
oh that's interesting yeah seems like a disaster it might be a And a dessert. A dessert that at least resembles a piece of it. Should we try to make it?
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah.
Seems like a disaster.
It might be a disaster.
I think I could do a cupcake of one of the spires pretty easily.
I may want to store buy the cupcake and then add to it.
Yeah.
We were buy a pin trading thing, and I feel like there was multiple power line pins.
Yeah. Give me some castle cake pins. Yeah. so yeah are you getting emotional no i'm getting gassy
which means yes that's my when i get that's my emotion yeah that's how i show feelings I'm upset Pretty perfect episode for us
We hate left and right politics talk
Some
It got a little weird and sexual
And mainly it was
A ton of dessert
A lot of dessert
It was an excellent recipe for a castle cake
And when my dad finally responds
We'll post it on the twitter The beginning of the end of the 20th century an excellent recipe for a castle cake of an episode and when my dad finally responds we'll
post it on the twitter the beginning of the end of the 20th century
and maybe the beginning of the end of the modern world
kick off i was also thinking that's hillary speaking mere steps away from where she was
nearly installed as a robot forever it's a good point instead what could have been what could
have been um well uh what a time that really yeah all of history flushed down the toilet along with
the castle cake and uh uh we're i uh if you have a piece of it send it to me oh you're right where
did it all go where yeah somebody's got to have the lifesaver like so a piece of it send it to me oh you're right where did it all go yeah somebody's got to have the
lifesaver like so a piece of the life connection must have gotten this must have gotten chunks of
this oh man that is incredible members richard craft have any of this somewhere in his house
that's what you'd have to throw down i've had an auction for yeah i got one cake topper lollipop
and you hug it you sleep with it what would you cradle it
into bed every night what would you want if you could pick a piece off of it that's a good point
what would you want jason um i don't know i mean probably a big pink chunk where like a lot of the
pink is just the castle itself so i don't think that's able to be. If the inflatable icing, if I could somehow repurpose that into, what do you do with that?
A tarp or patio furniture covering?
I think it needs to be like the frosting candle.
I think it would have to be something like that.
One of the sprinkles from the 25, like if I would just have that propped up in a corner.
Yeah, that's good.
Yes, and that's doable.
You could keep that in a home and it's not. Or there's a there's an icing flower yeah i see that that's i'm thinking
about that i'm remembering now my sister had all these food um like toys you know you have like a
fridge and the fake food sure she had a cake toy that was it was plastic it was just a piece of
like circular plastic and then you would put the
different types of frosting and decorate it and we were obsessed with it like there was different
like different pieces of plastic frosting that you would put together and you would make different
cakes and it was probably a fisher price yeah we had the fisher price like kitchen the little
in the corner of the playroom and like that all plays
into it all of this this cake fantasy yeah and at one point in time it was real yeah before the
downfall things were good on october 1st 1996 maybe that's the last time they were you know
joe biden is just trying to get us back to the time of the cake castle. That's what he's doing. No. We're going to have to register with the FCC
if you keep that up.
Common sense.
Me and Corn Pop sliding down the candles.
Corn Pop and the castle cake.
Mm-hmm.
I was there.
I was handing out slices.
You remember.
You shouldn't have been goofing around with candles,
but I shouldn't have called you the cake boss, okay?
I apologize.
I apologize to you, Corn Pop. turn you elect me and then you turn on
your phonograph player and you're uh you'll hear me saying that uh we're bringing cat the castle
cakes back everywhere walking up to the castle thank you so much for admiring me so elect me
god bless them all teeth fall to the ground and shatter. Remember the magic.
Remember the magic.
Time to remember the magic.
Time to remember the magic.
I have material about that, but we don't have time.
Separately, remember the magic.
I'll press pause on that.
Survive Podcast, The Ride, The Second Gate.
Hey, keep following this Patreon for three bonus episodes every month. We got merch available at TeePublic,
and I feel like we got to think about something Castle Cake related.
I'll get brainstorming there.
Sure.
Hey, get some of those designs on pink shirts.
I bet they look nice.
That is a good, yeah, maybe we'd narrow it for the only make pink available.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the Pepto-iest pink you can find.
Sure.
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