Sasquatch Chronicles - SC EP:1183 Hunting Guides Experience With Sasquatch
Episode Date: August 24, 2025Ian writes "The story I'm sitting down to tell, is a true one. One experienced by a faithful friend of mine, Sam, and I. I'm often reluctant to tell this story at length to most people, as the subject... matter is unexplainable and rather strange. I don't want to be viewed as the superstitious nut. But having guided all across the country, and having extensive experience in many environments around the united states, I feel I have the authority to tell this story. Essentially what I'm saying is I've been around, in the deep dark hollows all across North America, and never experienced something so strange as I did that night. I don't fancify my experiences in the woods, nor do I hopefully imagine there's something more to a twig breaking. As anyone who has spent a good deal of time in the woods knows, there's no reason to. Eventually you'll experience something daring or fantastic. I am a hunter first and foremost, and to a hunter there's always an explanation, a reason to the wilderness and her inhabitants. Its how we identify patterns and exploit an animals rhythm to make a successful hunt. As a hunter you're a sort of woodsman detective, piecing together clues to set yourself up for success. Lets just say this tale is a cold-case. Let's get into it. It was early summer and I was itching to go camping. I had recently received a new tent and was eager to use it. I called up my good buddy, Sam, and we planned out our camping adventure. We considered going up to the Grayson highlands, or even south into North Carolina. After debating it, we decided it would be more fun to camp somewhere we wouldn't run into any other people. Deep in the woods, far from anyone else, where we could bushcraft, hoot and holler, and bring a gun without fear of scaring the yuppies camping next to us. While we both lived in the woods, I definitely had access to the most remote stretch of woods between us. So we loaded up our stuff and began hiking, deep into the valley below my childhood home. The hike was almost completely straight down a steep hillside, deep into a a hollow that held a small patch of flat land, a flood plane area and creek. The small creek that ran gave the area a beautiful ambiance. Early signs of summer were visible all around and the weather was great. We hiked until we felt the need to start gathering firewood before nightfall. Behind us a was a steep hillside that rose into the west for miles. In front of us was the creek, and to the left the start of another ridge and hillside that rose high into the east and north. To our right, the valley we were in, continued to go down cutting a deep valley. and on the other side of the creek another ridge, separated by a small stream from the ridge to the left, rose into the west and to the south. These two ridges in front of us ran for miles and the little valley formed by the small creek split these ridges for a long ways up until it hit the spring head. This is important for later in the story. Off to the right, further down the valley, more splits in the ridges are made by little tributaries. We started building camp by clearing the brush and leaves away and constructing a small firepit. I placed a tarp on the ground to separate my tent from the damp earth. Remember this, the tarp extended out roughly a foot on each side of my tent. Sam had a hammock that he planned to sleep in, I've only ever camped in a hammock once, and it didn't go great. But I didn't say anything to him, thinking that maybe he would enjoy it. We gathered a hefty load of firewood, consisting of some reasonably dry stuff. It was shaping up to be a really nice camping trip. I've spoken about the joy of being "out there" on this blog before, so I won't beat a dead horse, but it was really nice to be away from people. Sam and I sat around the fire and shot the shit until the sun went down. Now one of the things Sam and I have always bonded on, has been Bigfoot shows. We're both skeptics, and I would say we hold a similar or the same opinion on the subject. Our interest is less about believing in bigfoot, but rather we just find the subject matter to be nostalgic, silly, and a fun thing to joke about. So, I brought up the idea to Sam, that we begin to "Hunt" Bigfoot. He laughed and thought it was a great idea. So we began doing the antics they do in the "Finding Bigfoot" TV show. We started with the classic, Tree knocks. A "Tree Knock" for those unaware, is when you use a stick to beat on a tree, making a loud knocking sound that echoes through the forest. Supposedly sasquatch communicate this way. We didn't think anything of it at all, as I said before, we didn't really believe, we were just joking around. So we began by knocking on the trees and then stopping and listening for a response. After a few times of doing this we paused, and hearing nothing I began to think of a joke to crack and something else to do. Before I could open my mouth, we heard clear as day, a tree nock far off somewhere on the ridge to the left. I looked at Sam and said, "Dude." Sam just looked back at me in surprise. I then did some more knocks, and we listened again. Then off in the distance, we heard more knocks in response. Then the other ridge to the right we began hearing knocks. Sam at this point was beginning to get freaked out a little and was perplexed as to what it could be. I at the time, was such a hard skeptic I carried on and insisted that it was a person or a woodpecker. "but who in the world would be out there? deeper in the woods than we are, on private land? What woodpecker makes three loud booming knocks on the tree, that sound exactly like the knocks we make?" Sam voiced his rebuttal. I ignored these arguments and held strong to the fact that there is no Bigfoot. I then insisted that we push the envelope by doing woops and howls, just like they do on TV. Sam was not very enthused by this idea, being the humbler and smarter one of us that night, knowing sometimes there's certain things you don't mess with. But at that time I was full of piss and vinegar, and stubborn as a mule about the fact that Bigfoot, is not real. I also had brought a gun with me, and was certain I could fight off anything we would need to fight off. So we started howling into the woods. It was dark that night, being a new moon, and beyond the firelight you couldn't see a damn thing. We would howl and wait listening for a reply. After a few howls, the excitement of "What was that?" started to fade and my logical, rational, science based, theory of the woodpecker began to appear true. Then, out of the dark distance came one of the strangest sounds I've ever heard. A howl. Not a canine howl, not an owls hoot, but a fucking ape howl. Sam's eyes were as big as back hoe tires, and even I was finding it hard to reason that one. Despite this, I continued my ignorant stubbornness, and threw out another howl. Off to the left ridge it replied to us again, the clearest ape whoop I've ever heard. As if it were recorded by researchers in the Congo. I looked at Sam, myself feeling more curious and excited than anything else, I reiterated, "Duuuude." Then something truly unexplainable and spooky happened, more whoops and howls began on the ridge to the right and further down the valley. And they weren't random, they had etiquette, as if they were chatting back and forth with each other. The one to the left would howl, the one to the right would whoop and howl, the first would respond, and then the one way down the valley would chime in. Sam was really freaked out now, and began considering if we should leave. I, being a stubborn idiot, claimed it was owls. "Owls?? We were both raised in these hollers, I've heard owls, you're gonna tell me that was an owl? Have you ever in your life heard an owl that sounded like a fucking ape?" Sam argued against my claim. "Well, no, but there's no way bigfoot is real. It has to be a bunch of owls speaking to each other. There's nothing else it could be." I replied, half laughing in astonishment and disbelief of what was unfolding that night. Sam and I kind of bickered for a minute over it, and then decided the wisest decision was to stop antagonizing whatever it was in the woods miles around us whooping and knocking. It wasn't too long after that, we decided to go to bed. I crawled into my tent, and Sam into his hammock. We left the fire going, and every time the fire died down, the woods came to life. Whether it was paranoia, or paranormal, something was stirring. All around camp we could hear what sounded like things being thrown and footsteps. From time to time we would hear another knock or another howl coming from a new position. Sam would leap out of his hammock and chuck loads of wood onto the fire and make it as big as possible. He would then lay back down to sleep. This repeated about three more times. Each time the fire died, things got spookier and spookier. A few times Sam would say, "Did you hear that?" and every time I would just blame it on possums nearing camp, hoping to find food scraps. Well, about the third time, Sam ran out of firewood. Meaning that this time when the fire died, it died for good, leaving us to the dark void of the Appalachian holler. I vividly remember I had fallen asleep before the fire died, and after it died, there was so much stirring around camp, I began to wake up. I was slowly waking up, thinking I was having some sort of nightmare, when I finally fully sobered, and realized that my dream was pleasant. It was reality that was full of frightening sounds and things that go bump in the night. The woods around us had become loud with unexplainable movement, the movement of multiple large things. The whooping and knocking had stopped, which did not comfort me, with all the new sounds right outside my door. There was maybe a 30 yard perimeter around camp that the sounds did not cross. Then suddenly, an extremely loud crashing began through the twigs, leaves, and branches. It was something large, running full sprint through the woods. Starting maybe 50 yards away, and running straight towards our camp. It grew louder and louder, until the sound of crushing leaves, turned to crinkling tarp. The creature, was standing on the tarp my tent was situated on. I was frozen. Like a child, Frozen in fear, eyes wide open. My heart was pounding out of my chest so hard I thought it would explode. I Then heard high above my tent, not near the ground, not four feet up, but high above my tent, the most terrifying sound I've ever heard. it was the sound of a huff and blow, exactly the way you hear a gorilla do it on TV. Or how the apes in planet of the apes do it. Three forceful huff and blows, then the creature turned around and ran back the way it came, back into the darkness of the night. Sam practically leaped out of his hammock and said, "You had to have heard that!" I replied with, "Yeah lets get the fuck out of here." I slid a round into the chamber of my 30-30 and crawled out of the tent. We both got busy grabbing only our essentials, and started out of the woods. Using shitty dim flashlights, we made our way up the hill. Frantically looking behind us into the terrible night, and trying to move fast without running. We hiked a long ways and by the time we made it back to the house it was far past midnight. We never did see what it was that charged us, and we never did hear anything else after that. But whatever it was, scared us enough to make us hike out in the dead of night and leave all of our gear there. We returned the next morning in full daylight to gather our things. Looking back, I wish we had surveyed the area for tracks or some clue as to what it was, but at the time we did not want to be down there for any longer than we had to. Having been some years since this happened, I would go down there in a heart beat and not think a thing of it. When I come home, I usually feel a sense of ease in the woods. It feels like a weight is lifted off of your shoulders knowing there are no cougars or grizzly bears to worry about. For my western outdoorsy folk, familiar with cougar country, reading this and thinking, "I don't feel a weight in the woods." my reply, would be the question, have you noticed you've been stalked before? Cougars are some of the sneakiest creatures in the animal kingdom, and just because you've never noticed it, doesn't mean it hasn't happened. I myself have been stalked, I've written about it here previously. It's a feeling that will stick with you, and definitely put you on edge in cougar country for a long time after. I have a colleague who guides western big game in New Mexico, who told me a story once that during a hunt he had a fellow guide spotting for him, and that guide watched a cougar stalk my friend through a grove of trees before giving up. My friend never had the slightest idea he was being stalked. I believe for an avid outdoorsman in cougar country, it is inevitable. And as far as grizzly country, it's a similar feeling but a little different. Most ill bear encounters happen because you surprise the bear in thick woods. I have many friends from my time in Alaska who would share stories of being charged by monster grizzlies from out of no-where. They're just hiking along, and then BOOM! 800 pounds of death is blasting straight towards them. And the consensus is the same amongst them, if you spend enough time out there, it will happen eventually. I luckily was never charged during my time in Alaska, I avoided known bear hang-outs. But the few times I spent time in bear country, I always had this jack in the box anxiety, just waiting for it to happen. What is funny though, is despite that weight being lifted initially, an old feeling always returns. I know it's not some sort of psychological thing having to do with that patch of woods specifically, because I feel it in most places in Appalachia. It's a feeling of being watched, a feeling that something is there, and a feeling of dread. And it amplifies every time you hear some strange crashing in the woods or a sound you cannot explain. Most of the times I've experienced this, I've had a gun. And I think to myself, "Come on man! You're the most badass thing out here." Yet I can never shake that anxiety. My brother, without having ever heard this story, reluctantly asked me over the phone one day, "don't think I'm crazy but, have you ever felt creeped out in the woods below the house? I don't know what it is, but every time I go down there I feel like I'm being watched, and I get filled with dread." Hearing him say that sent shivers down my back. Simply because I always dismissed this feeling, I've swept this story under the rug for years, telling myself it was just a bear etc. To hear my brother, who is a marine, tell me that, certified to me that I was not simply being a pussy. I've only ever felt this in two regions of the country. Appalachia, and the Redwood Forests of Northern California. Now some of you may be reading this thinking that I am a nut-job Bigfoot believer. I've been reluctant to share this story for that reason. But I want to end this, saying, I have no idea what it was that made those calls that night. I also have no idea what it was that busted into our camp. We never did lay our eyes on anything. But I want to re-iterate that the story, is true. Verbatim to how it happened as I can recall it, without any embellishment. I have no idea what it was, and you can make your own decision as to what you think it was. But being an experienced woodsman, never have I ever experienced something like that since, and I have no worldly explanation for it. Those were the events that transpired that night, and I'll let you make of that what you will." Here is a link to Ian's blog
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It looked like somebody was bent over and had their head in the window of the deer blind
and it either heard me or smelt me and he pulled his head out of the tent and stood straight up
and that shocked me.
They don't make people that big.
The way it moved, almost as if it was gliding across the beach.
I've never seen anything moves like that in my life.
They were screaming at each other in gibberish.
It sounded like a language and they were chuntering away back and forwards, back and forwards, back and forwards.
I know what a bear looks like and there is no way on this planet that what I saw were bears.
What are you reporting?
Get somebody out here.
What's going on now, sir?
That's son of a bitch is about six.
bitch is about six foot nine, I don't know.
Do you see a bouncer?
Yes, I'm looking right in.
This is Karen from New Zealand, and you're listening to Sasquatch Chronicles,
and I'm thankful that I probably will never have one of these encounters.
Welcome to the show, everyone.
Thanks for being here tonight.
Got a great show plan for you.
We'll be speaking with Ian, and Ian comes to us from Virginia.
He's an experienced hunting guide, outdoorsman,
and he didn't really believe in Bigfoot until about 2,000.
where he encountered something he could not explain.
And I'll let Ian go into it.
Last night I spoke with John, and John is a lineman from BC.
They would fly these guys in in these very remote areas of British Columbia via helicopter.
And after being dropped off by the heli, he trekked his way up Tumblr Ridge.
And he thought he was looking at a bear.
He's kind of at a high position looking down.
and he thought this thing was a bear.
Ended up not being a bear, and it wasn't alone.
It wasn't just one creature he saw.
He ended up seeing a whole family group from this ridge point.
He observed them for several minutes.
It was a fascinating conversation I had with him.
Here's a clip from last night's show.
I assumed it was a black bear.
But when I came into this clearing and I'm looking,
and now I'm maybe that 50, 60 meters away from this black mass,
And when I got into a clear spot, and I'm kind of low and moving slow, and I lifted my head,
and I look out over the top, and what it looked like to me, and almost instantly, right away,
it wasn't a bear because this thing wasn't laying on its stomach, but it was in like a tripod
position.
It had its left hand extended out in front of it.
And the screve field is maybe like a 20 or 25 degree slope on a,
downward so it's not super steep, but it's got some grade to it. And this thing's hand,
and I say hand, it was a hand, like my hand for the most part. And I want to thank John again
for coming on. If you've had an encounter and you'd like to be on the show, shoot me an email.
My email address is Wes at Sasquatch Chronicles.com. And if you get a chance, check out
Sasquatch Chronicles.com, you can become a member and get additional shows. Let's jump into it tonight.
I want to welcome my Ian to the show. Ian, thanks for coming on.
Hey, thank you for having me. Yeah, and you're a pretty experienced guy. For the audience,
give us a little background on yourself. Yeah, so what I do professionally, I'm a wilderness guide
is kind of what I'll call myself just because I wear a lot of different hats throughout the year.
and I work with the seasons,
but my main profession right now is definitely like hunting guide,
just because it's the one thing that kind of makes the most money,
and it's also the most skilled thing that I do.
Yeah, I started guiding in general back in 20, 21, something like that.
It was a couple of years ago,
and I started as a whitewater rafting guide.
I did that for two summers.
You know, the whitewater rafting guide spent a lot of time outdoors.
is we lived in shacks.
You know, we didn't have running water.
We didn't have any of those luxuries.
We had one big community kitchen.
Literally lived in the woods.
I think I wore shoes like once or twice throughout the summer.
Just always barefoot.
And I was in Tennessee, so it was still in Appalach Mountains.
And then after that, came a ski instructor.
So I've been ski instructing every winter since then.
Two years at Taos, New Mexico, and then one year in California.
So ski instructing, you know, outdoors.
all of that stuff, but it is at a resort, so it doesn't feel as outdoorsy.
But then I got into guiding Western Big Game hunts about three years ago.
So I'm going on my third fall now.
So I guess like two-ish years ago.
So yeah, I'm about to ship out for my third fall here in a couple days.
But yeah, it was pretty awesome.
I've been a part of dozens of elk hunts, dozens of mule deer hunts.
Antelope hunts.
Spent a lot of time, way out in the woods, far from roads, far from cell service, all that sort of stuff.
Well, if you would, take me to 2019 in Virginia.
What were you doing?
And what happened?
So I had just gotten a new tent.
And my friend, Sam, he had just gotten a new hammock that he's going to start hammock camping out of.
And we were super excited to go camping.
I think this was like early summer, like springtime because it was just warm enough where you could go camping without like freezing your butt off.
So we're like, yeah, do you like, let's go camping.
Basically like the way I grew up, I know a lot of people don't grow up this way.
I lived in a woodhouse like a log cabin style house in the woods like down the dirt road.
Front of my house is a field behind my house is a field and all the rest of it was.
woods. And we had acres upon acres of woods. My parents had 30 acres. My grandfather had over a hundred.
My uncle had over a hundred. And they were all kind of connected. And, you know, in Appalachia,
it's like we don't have like giant mountains. We have hills and haulers. You know, and so you're
looking out across everything and it's, you're seeing it as like, oh, yeah, it's just rolling hills.
But once you try to cross those hills, you realize that everything is connected with like super
deep haulers. And everything's super deep in the haulers. You know,
It goes really far down.
And so where my house was situated, it was on a hill and down below it was a holler.
And there's a little stream that goes through there and we deer hunt through there.
And we would squirrel hunt through there.
But we always wanted to go camping down there.
So me and my friend Sam, we got our new camping deer.
We went down in there and we set up camp real close to the creek.
I put down my tent.
And I put my tent on top of tart.
Because at the time I had read that, you know,
putting it on a tarp kind of assists you and keeping from getting all that ground cold going up into your tent and just like freezing your butt off all night.
So I put mine on a tarp.
We had a little fire hanging out.
I do want to mention we were not drinking because at the time we were both just we just didn't really drink.
You know, like once in a blue moon, maybe we would.
But we were kind of, we had hit our phase where we just didn't want anything to do with it.
and we were kind of just focusing on school and everything like that.
But yeah, so we weren't drinking it at all.
We were just down there, had a fire.
We're sitting there hanging out and talking,
and there's only so much time we can go by if you're not partying
and you're sitting in the woods where you kind of get a little bored,
just talking to each other.
And one of us has the idea.
I can't remember exactly who had the idea,
but one of us had the idea that we should start doing tree knocks
and, you know, see what happens.
And it was kind of a joke, you know, and I'm picking on my buddy Sam.
I'm like, yeah, man, like we're going to find Bigfoot or whatever.
So we've got some sticks.
And it's a big popular tree that we were tree knocking on.
And we start tree knocking.
And where our camp is situated, we're like right next to a little stream.
Behind us is a super steep hill.
In front of us is another super steep hill and other like ravine type canyons that go up these hills.
and kind of splinter up.
Like, you know how if you find a spring and you follow it down,
you'll find that there's all these other little springs that join in at a larger creek,
and all those other little springs are basically the bottom of these deep valleys, deep cut valleys.
That's kind of what we were looking at.
And we're situated a little bit in a floodplain of sorts.
So we're knocking.
And in that area, they'll kind of echo a little bit, just a little bit.
So you can hear that it's traveling pretty far.
So we do it, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, you know, just kind of putting a rhythm to it.
After a couple minutes, we start hearing Knox coming from in front of us.
I look at my buddy Sam and I'm like, dude, did you just hear that?
And he's like, yes.
And we do it again.
I start doing the Knox again.
And it repeats back to us again, directly in front of us.
And this isn't an echo or anything because it's like seconds after I do the knock.
Like I'll do the knock.
I'll go one, two, and then it's like one, two, three, four, five seconds.
And then one, two.
You know, it'll repeat back after a couple of seconds.
So we're getting like a little freaked out.
So I just kept pushing an envelope.
So I keep knocking.
And this is where it starts to get a little weird.
So the tree knock directly in front of us coming from that ravine or that canyon,
that hauler.
It goes off.
We're standing there like,
whoa, dude.
And then up the canyon,
another tree knock starts on a different ridge,
like farther north of us.
And then the first one responds back to that tree knock.
And then down below,
another tree knock starts.
And now we're like standing here,
look at each other.
And I'm like, dude,
what?
And my buddy at this point is like, dude,
you got to stop.
like no more of this.
Like he's getting really freaked out.
And we're both kind of amazed.
We're both kind of like,
I don't just confused,
I guess the best way to put it.
What could that be?
Like it was that moment where I'm trying to be the naysayer.
I'm trying to find anything to say this is why it's not real and having a hard time.
And we didn't have any neighbors over there at the time too.
So we had no neighbors out that way.
If somebody was wanting to be out there to do that to us,
they would have to hike in probably eight miles or so into the woods to a random ridge top
that's private property and a place where you don't go on to private property because
somebody might shoot you.
You know, like, so it just didn't add up.
I tried to say, well, maybe it's owls.
You know, everybody always defaults to owls when they can't explain something.
Oh, dude, it's just an owl.
You know, and someone's like, that's not what an owl sounds like.
You just change what species of owl you're talking about.
But anyways, so we hear that.
Like, man, that's crazy.
And we go on.
So we put away the sticks.
And I'm like, okay, I'm the one pushing the envelope at this point.
I'm like, dude, we should do some owls.
We should do some whoops.
And Sam's like, man, I don't know about that.
Like, that seems like a bad idea.
Like, I'm getting a little freaked out.
I'm like, no, man, come on.
Like, let's do some whoops.
So we start whooping.
and we we basically do exactly like you'd see in the the documentaries so you know like dr
jeth meldrum and like all those guys we basically do like exactly what you see in the
documentaries how those guys will do it and talk about it just to apal pretty much so we're going
like whoop whoop like kind of like in the intro of this show there's like whoops and stuff we did it
like exactly like and not here nothing and at this point like it's kind of silent for a little while
and I'm like really jumping on that like naysay or horse being like aha I told you is not real well after a couple whoops we hear a whoop clear as day directly in front of us call that and mind you all of this is going on pretty much at nighttime like we had waited until nighttime to start doing this so we hear a whoop coming from directly in front of camp where the first trenought came from which I found interesting that it came from the first one that the first one
came from the same place as the first tree knock.
And at that point, we're like, dude,
are you kidding me?
Because you can, you know, a tree knock, it's like whatever coincidence, blah, blah, blah.
But a whoop is like, hold up a second.
There's nothing here that sounds like innate that doesn't make any sense.
So here the whoop.
We call back to it.
Sam's freaking out.
He's like, stop, stop, stop.
Don't like quit, dude.
You're freaking me out.
I call back to it.
And then we just set off like a chain reaction.
Up the hauler, another whoop, directly in front of us a whoop, down the holler, another whoop.
And they're just chattering back forth to each other.
Like just like you hear all the time, like you've heard it on this show multiple times about they're just talking to each other.
And we're looking at each other like, dude.
At this point, I kind of got a little afraid.
At this point, my naysayerness wasn't enough to protect me anymore.
And I'm like, all right, maybe there is something going on here.
maybe we should stop messing with it.
But at that point, it was kind of too late, right?
Like we had already made ourselves known in the area.
And where we're camped, like I was saying earlier,
it is like a long hike from where my parents' house was.
It was way down in the holler, way down in there.
We had to pack our stuff in pretty far to get down there.
And there's no, no, no, rose, nothing around.
It's just the woods.
So, yeah, we're pretty freaked out.
and at this point, we basically give up antagonizing it.
Both of us, like, I finally agree with Sam.
I'm like, okay, let's stop antagonizing it.
Then we sit around the fire.
We don't hear nothing for a while.
And I'm telling Sam, I'm like, yeah, dude, it's just an owl.
You know, I keep holding on to that.
Like, I just didn't want to be like, yeah, it's a big foot.
Because I guess I thought to myself, maybe if I just, I'm like, no, it's not real enough.
Then if it is real, somehow it'll know that that's my attitude and they'll come out and show itself.
You know, like that's kind of how I felt.
So, yeah, and we're hanging out around the campfire.
I could tell Sam did not want to go to bed.
He did not want to go to bed.
And we had a gun with us, too.
We had a 30-30 rifle.
Anytime I went in the woods, I'd bring a gun.
Like, I never went to the woods back home without a gun.
I'll go into the woods out west without a gun, depending on what, you know, where it is.
But back home, I never would.
And it's weird because, you know, out west, I've been in Grizzly territory.
I've been in Cougar territory.
but back east you know you don't have as many coogers and you don't have the grizzlies but i still just feel
at a lot of times like i don't know just a weird feeling back on like i always have to have a gun
out here i feel a lot safer just it was just strange so we had a 30-30 with us and sammed not
want to go to bed didn't want to go to bed and i know why is because he's in that hammock and he's
afraid that he's going to be a saskatch hot dog that night it just did not want to
want to go to bed. And so he's just talking and talking and talking, trying to keep us from going to bed.
And finally, I'm tired. I've had enough of hanging out around the fire. So I tell him, like,
all right, like, it's time to go to bed. Like, come on, let's go to sleep. So we lay down to go to
sleep. And we had a little pile of firewood saved up. We didn't have much. And we didn't bring
firewood with us because it's too far to hike to bring, like, stacks of firewood. We just brought
a saw and an axe. And we had cut some before we had.
gone to bed or before the night had fallen on us.
And so Sam had like a little reserve of firewood.
And I had crawled into my tent and basically just, you know,
forgot about the world.
I was trying to go to bed.
But I could hear him every time the fire would go down,
he'd get up and throw a bunch more firewood on it.
So he didn't want that fire to go out.
And I know why is because every time the fire, you know,
went out and it was pitch black again.
Because, you know, especially down in those haulers with, you know,
thick trees and woods, it don't matter what kind of moon it is, don't matter how clear it is,
it's dark at nighttime.
You know, you're nestled in between two, you know, tall ridges.
It's just dark and can be kind of spooky.
So every time the fire would die out, it comes dark again is the weirdest thing.
No birds, you know, no critters like that moving around camp, but you could hear something
moving around camp.
it was really freaky because you spent enough time in the woods like I grew up hunting
grew up fishing you know we would cut cut wood for for heat in the winter you know we'd cut wood
and that's how we heated our home in the wintertime spent a lot of time in those woods and you get
a sense for what movement is what you can hear as a squirrel goes through the brush it's a squirrel
you can hear as a buck goes through the brush it's a buck a bear so on and so forth and we could hear around camp something big for sure but we weren't sure what exactly it was you know but it was something big and it and the weirdest part about it is it was circling camp and it's not uncommon to have like a deer or something walk by your camp when you're sleeping but this is like walking around our camp and the freakiest part is as a
fire would die down, it would get closer and closer.
And that's why Sam kept freaking out, throwing all the firewood back on the fire and getting
it built up to keep whatever that was at bay.
And every now and then he'd say something.
He'd be like, yeah, yeah, do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
Like, dude, tell me you hear that.
You know, he's freaking out.
And I'm, at this point, I got a little short with him.
I got a little upset.
I'm like, dude, like, it ain't nothing.
It ain't real.
It's just like, you're hearing.
things, you're hearing the wind and you're hearing a possum that's coming over here because it wants
to get food or something. It thinks we have food, which we didn't. We didn't bring anything with us,
but that's what I wrote it off of. Like, oh, these, you're hearing a possum. So we keep camping.
And eventually, Sam runs out of firewood. Because where we didn't bring firewood with us and we
had cut it up, we're cutting up really dry, just like soft wood type firewood, like poplar, you
Things like that, that burns just real quick, pines and stuff like that.
We didn't have any good hardwood because that's a lot harder to cut down.
That's a lot harder to saw.
So we didn't mess with hardwood.
We were just using those softwoods as easy to gather quick.
So he burns out of his firewood really quick.
So now it's pitch black.
And he's hidden in his little hammock.
I got the gun next to me.
And I'm thinking myself finally he ran out of firewood so we can go to sleep.
Because I was pretty annoyed of hearing him jump up and down.
throwing all these logs on the fire and everything all night long.
So we finally started going to sleep.
And you can hear all the noises around camp.
I mean, just like movement all over, all over.
And there's this like oppressive feeling that like we're just being watched or something.
It's kind of how it is just a weird feeling.
It's like hard to explain.
And still in my mind, I'm like, it's not real.
It's nothing.
Not real.
And also I have a gun.
therefore I'm the biggest, baddest thing in the forest right now.
So I actually started nodding off to sleep a little bit.
I was in this dream state that was like halfway between sleeping and halfway between being awake.
You know, when you're just about to fall asleep, but you can still hear things.
I'm hearing all these noises around camp.
And it's getting like louder and louder.
And I'm thinking like, I'm in a dream, you know?
I'm thinking I'm hallucinating.
I'm in a dream.
you know how that all happen.
You'll hear things from your dream,
and you'll think it's in the real world,
but it's just from your dream.
So I kind of ride it off in my mind.
I don't see it as an alarm.
Then, far off in the woods,
I hear something to break out into a run.
Just a dead sprint straight towards us.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Just crashing through the brush.
Just breaking twigs, breaking limbs,
just,
hauling it right towards us, you know, and I hear it and it's getting louder.
And there's a certain point where I start waking up and I start like rising up.
And I open my eyes and I think to myself, this is real.
This isn't a dream.
This isn't a hallucination.
Nothing like that.
I'm not halfway between sleeping and being awake now.
I'm fully awake.
And I'm like, it's real.
Like whatever it is running towards it.
This is all happening within the span of like four seconds.
Boom, boom.
And then I hear the steps go from leaves to tarp.
So it goes from leaves to tarp.
Well, my tent is situated on the tarp.
So it's standing right next to my tent, like right at my tent.
And I'm laying here.
And actually, I actually at this point, I'm fully awake.
And I'm like frozen.
I can't move.
Like I'm literally frozen.
Couldn't I move.
And I guess it was partly just because I was so afraid.
you know, I think at that point the jig was up.
You know, we had just heard eight howls coming from three different ridges and
Treynox.
You know, like, so my mind, at that point, I'm like, all right, this is a freaking big foot.
You know, I'm like, I can't be a naysayer anymore.
This is a freaking ape man.
And there's nothing else to it.
Like, I can't, I can't write it off anymore.
So I hear this.
It goes from the leaf to tarp.
This is all one fluid.
motion, right? I'm laying here. I'm frozen. I hear up above my tent, probably, who knows,
seven feet, eight feet in the air. It was high up above my tent. It sounded like it was directly
above my tent. I hear this noise. It goes like an ape. Like a, like a gorilla or something.
Like when you watch on National Geographic, like the silverback gets pissed off and he's like,
like it literally went
and then turn and
back into the woods
and I jump up
Sam leaps out of his hammock
he's like dude you had to have heard that
I'm like yeah I heard that he's like
let's get out of here I'm like all right let's get out of here
so we grab the gun
our flashlights our phones wallet keys
you know important stuff
and we left everything else
we left the tent we left our clothes
we left the hammock.
We just left anything that we didn't absolutely have to have.
And we stuffed epoxyful of things that we absolutely had to have.
Sam carried the flashlight and I carried the gun and we,
we hiked out there, put one in the chamber and we hiked out a pretty long way.
We didn't get back to my parents' house until, dang, it was probably like two or three in the morning.
Maybe more like three in the morning because it was getting close to where like the sun kind of starts coming up,
but it's not coming up.
It's just like you could tell it's going to be light in a couple hours.
And that was that was pretty much it.
That was pretty much the experience.
And I've had other experiences in that area specifically multiple times.
And my brother has as well.
And I could talk about that too if you want me to.
Yeah, scary night.
It's kind of hard to put it to a known animal.
You guys never got to look at what this thing was.
Did you?
We never did.
And see, that's the thing that like this,
this story I held on to for a long time
I didn't tell anyone about.
I only recently put it on my blogs
for friends and stuff to see
and then also started sharing it with people
because I'm like, man,
you got to share this story.
But I never did actually see it.
That was a big thing,
a big reason why I didn't share it
because I always felt like people,
if you don't actually see it,
people discredit it really quickly.
But I don't, man, with my experience
and being, I've been around Bears
been around cougars.
I've been stalked by cougars before.
Like, I've literally been stocked by a cougar before.
You know, so I, like, I know the energy of these animals.
I know what it feels like be around them.
I know what their eyes look like in the dark, even if I don't see them.
It's literally my jaw.
So, and I look back to that and I'm like, there's just, I couldn't have been anything else.
Yeah, I will say, you know, most of the time when these things come into people's camp,
they never see it because they never get out of the tent.
A lot of times they're frozen in fear, like how you described.
And it goes to show how scared you guys actually were.
I mean, you know as a hunting guide, you don't get up in the middle of the night and
hike out of an area.
A lot of times that's more dangerous than sitting through the night waiting for the sun to come up.
Oh, yeah, dude.
We were terrified.
Like, that's something we would never do.
When you guys went back, did you find any sort of evidence or anything?
anything around the camp?
So we went back the next morning and we found nothing.
We looked for tracks.
We looked to see if it had messed with our tent.
Didn't find nothing.
We looked for scat.
Didn't find any scat.
We didn't find anything at all, which was really strange.
But I have found stuff in the, in that holler before.
I went down there one day in the winter.
And in the winter, it's like rainy just above freezing.
It's probably like, it's like 35 degrees and rainy, you know?
And it's a good time to squirrel hunt, but other than that, it's not good for much.
Most people won't, you know, go out in that time.
Just miserable cold weather.
And I went down there squirrel hunting.
And something I do is I always check, I always check, but just past a log or something
or a stick in a trail, because that's where you're going to find tracks.
Because the animal, it sees that log or that stick going over the trail, and it steps over it.
And so you get a good, consistent track just beyond that obstruction.
And there was a log with some mud just beyond it.
So I see that little mud patch, see the log.
I go down there to see if anything had traveled past.
And I found, I kid you not, a perfect human footprint, like perfect looking human footprint in the middle of the woods, way deep down in there, miles from the nearest road.
and tens of miles from the nearest house
that didn't belong to my family.
So I get real close to it looking.
Looks like it has dermal ridges.
Perfect human footprint, but here's the catch.
It's not 15 inches long.
It's not 22 inches long.
This sucker is like eight inches long or so.
It's super tiny.
And that was the thing that got me.
I was like, dude, what?
Because it couldn't be a person.
Nobody's down there.
if you were out there barefoot, you'd freeze.
And that kind of weather,
you get hypothermia.
That was the weird thing.
It was like literally a human footprint,
which kind of got me thinking about
people have those theories
about Appalachian
feral people.
And that one I've always written off.
The Appalachian feral people thing, I've always been like,
you know, I could believe in a big foot, but like,
feral people, no, dude.
Like I grew up in Appalachians.
It's not real.
Like, no, no way.
But seeing that, I was like, because if it was like 20-some inches long, you're like,
okay, this is a big foot, you know, or whatever.
Okay, we've got a big foot track.
But if it's within the realms of possibility for the length of a human footprint,
it's just weird.
How do you explain that?
I don't understand.
Yeah, I don't think every track you're going to find is going to be 20 inches long.
I remember David Ellis from the Olympic project.
He had actually given me a cast of a footprint that he took.
And it was like a baby footprint.
It was a little weird, but I mean, I would compare the size to like a baby.
When you and your friend actually talked about this incident,
what was the conversation like?
We basically like, dude, this is real.
Like this is real.
And then also we we kind of joked about it.
We joke about things all the time.
We always are joking about something.
We kind of joked about it where we're like, okay, well, now we have a story.
We can't tell anyone ever.
Because in my personal life, I'll tell some people.
But I don't, you know, I don't tell people this story very often unless I think there's
someone who's going to actually, like, believe it.
Because we talked about it, like, you're cursed with the story you can't tell.
you know and I do like the fact that people are getting aware they're talking about this more and more
because it makes other people feel better about being able to talk about this and that's part of why
I came out to start telling the story but yeah that was kind of our conversation is just like well
now we got a story we can't tell and that was crazy and we're never going to do that again because
that was scary as well yeah I get it I always chuckle inside when you have a skeptic banging
on a tree, I often think, be careful what you wish for. You know, in that area, you had said
there was other experiences. Tell me about them. I had one. This one was really crazy.
So I mentioned earlier, my house is on a hill. And in Appalach, you got hills and hollers.
So you got the hill. And then the hollers are going to be super deep down next to the hill.
So my house is on the hill. And it was situated in the middle of one acre that was just a yard.
and we had some fruit trees, and then in front of it was a field, and behind it was a field.
So the field behind it, it's gently sloped down pretty far.
So my house is at like, or my childhood home is 2,600 feet above sea level, and then the bottom of this hauler was like 2,000 or so.
You know, so it goes down really like 600 feet.
You know, it goes way down in there, but it's a gentle slope all the way down.
It's pretty steep.
So that was a good place to go to squirrel hunt
Because at the end of the field
Started this big pine baron
And the squirrels love the pine nuts
And then right next to it as well was a bunch of oak trees
And the squirrels like the acorns
So I would go squirrel hunt a lot
And I know a lot of people that aren't from Appalachia
Find it weird or they're not used to it
But out in Appalachia you eat squirrels
It's just something we do
You make squirrel dumplings
So you go squirrel hunting
You shoot like three or four of them
take them back home and cook them up.
So I'm going down there.
And at this time, I was probably, I don't know, 15 or so around that, 14, 15 or so.
I was pretty young, but I wasn't like super young.
And I'm going down in there.
I've got a 22.
And the 22 that I had, it was one of those that you load through the stock.
You put all the bullets in the stock and you put a rod down it and you twist it.
And that's how you put all your bullets in there.
Well, if you want to take your bullets out, you got to do that.
that undo that rod and you got to get through this whole process to get the bullets up.
So generally, when I got done using that rifle, I would just shoot all the bullets that I had left in it.
It was also more fun that way.
And 22 is a cheap round.
So I wasn't really concerned with saving them.
So I go down in there and at this time, I'm still hunting and I get through the field and I get to the pine barons.
And I've had another experience in that pine baron I could tell as well if you want to hear another one.
But anyways, I'm in this pine baron and I'm kind of walking the edge of it.
pines and the oaks because I don't I never really liked going in the pine barren real far I would go
a couple you know a couple of steps into the pines go through a couple of them but I'd never really
like going to the middle of that pine barren because it was just creepy in there so I'm kind of
walking the edge and I'm chirping when you're squirrel hunting you're making a squirrel noise you kind
of chirping you go like that I'm doing that noise and you know in Appalachia it's like the part
that I'm from is the Blue Ridge Mountains and
And it's like a spotty rainforest.
So here and there are areas that get so much rain that they're considered rainforest, temperate rainforest.
But it's not the entire area.
So it's like all these isolated thunderstorms and isolated storms.
There's a lot of water.
It's warm, a lot of life.
And you're always hearing birds.
You're always hearing squirrels.
You're always hearing something is flying around making noise, buzzing, bugs.
bugs especially in the summertime, you're always hearing bugs.
I'm going through and everything just gets silent, totally silent.
And I'm like, hmm, you know, and I get that weird feeling.
You know, back home going through the woods, every now and then you just get that weird feeling and you know you got to go home.
Like you got to get out of the woods, you know, like get out of the woods as quickly as possible.
If that means going up to the road and walking along the road back home, do it.
If that means going into the field and walking back up to home, do it.
You know, you just got to get out of the woods.
Sometimes you just get that feeling.
And I'm down in there.
Everything goes silent.
I kind of get that feeling.
I'm like, okay, so I start walking back up towards the field.
And so that's what I'm doing.
I'm going to hit the field and then go straight up the field
because I don't want to be in the woods.
I want to be out in the open.
I don't like having the trees and the thick brush and stuff
because it makes me feel like something could sneak up on.
And at the time I was thinking bear, you know, and I, as I'm walking up, I heard a big real loud dump, you know, and I didn't, I didn't really know what that was. I don't know how to explain that. I thought maybe a bear, you know, how bears will stand up on their back legs and then they'll sniff around. Like if they catch a wind of you or they catch wind of something, but they can't see you, they'll stand up on their hind legs and sniff.
then when they come back down, depending on what they smell, depending on how they're feeling,
sometimes they thumped real hard. And that's an aggression. Bears will send that aggression
to kind of tell you to, hey, get out of here. So that's what kind of what I was writing it off as.
I start going up the field and I can't shake this feeling and I'm being watched. And I can hear
in the woods to my right as I'm walking up the field, just soft like movement through the leaves.
you know like something's moving through the leaves but it's like trying to be silent almost is what it sounds like
and I'm like dude what is that I get back up to the yard and I'm at the edge of the yard now
so I feel really safe and we had a dog over there that was tied up to it's tied up to a chain
so it was one of those chains that allows it to run up and down the yard so I'm like okay I'm here with
the dog the house is just just right there you know it's
super close. I could run up to it if I need to turn around and I start shooting the bullets.
You know, like I mentioned earlier, it's easier to just shoot them and get rid of them.
So I just start laying out on my bullets, just off towards the pine barrens.
And as soon as I'm done shooting all those bullets, something in the woods goes crashing up the
woods and not running away, not running towards me, but running up and down the woods.
because there's a tree line.
Once you cross over the tree line,
you're either in the field or you're in the yard.
And whatever it was would not cross the tree line.
It just goes up the woods,
back down the woods,
just up and down.
And I'm like, no way.
And I've run up to the house.
I get my parents,
I have them come outside.
And they're listening to it.
I'm like, what is that?
And my dad's like making his face.
He's like super confused because a bear don't,
like bears don't do that.
Bears aren't afraid to show you, hey, I'm a bear.
Like, bears will just appear.
They'll just be like, hello.
You know, like, or if they're afraid of you, they'll run away.
You know, they're not, like a bear isn't trying to hide itself within the tree line.
My dog starts going crazy.
They're barking.
After a minute of the dog barking, it goes and it hides in its dog house.
And my dad's looking around.
I'm like, dude.
And we didn't ever see anything that time either.
So whatever, whatever it is wants to remain.
hidden, I suppose. And I always, growing up, I wrote that off, it was a bear. That's what I wrote
it off us, even though it just doesn't really line them. My family has been there since the
1700s, like not just in that town, but I mean like in that patch of woods. There's an old
foundation of a house way down in the hauler, like down from where we were camping from the original
story, there's an old foundation of a house down there. And it's not like it has wooden,
boarding or anything like, no, like this is a house from 17-something.
This is a house from before people were legally allowed to settle in Appalachia,
and it was still, quote-unquote, Indian territory.
And it's just all it is is just the stones that they stacked up to have as their foundation for their house.
And you can go down there and you can metal detect and stuff and find little scrap pieces of metal from that period.
And from later on when people still lived in that one little spot,
we've been there super long time.
and it's still just woods.
And down below my house, a little bit farther, like if you follow the creek that we were,
or I should say stream, it was a really small stream, the little small stream that we were camping there,
if you follow that down, you'll end up at a creek.
And that section of the creek, real close to where I live, just a couple miles away,
that also, you know, my family used to live over there.
And up until, I don't know, about 15 years ago, no one lived down there at all.
And it still has some of the only old growth timber in the county over there.
Because it's where the creek cuts through the mountains.
It's so deep and so steep right there, like the hills are so steep that some of those hills, you can't, you could never get the logs out.
So they'd never fooled with logging over there.
And growing up, I used to, I would walk down to that creek to go swimming all the time.
I would walk in, walk in there.
And when I was growing up, I still remember at a really, really young age, nobody living down there.
It was called Copper's Hill, is what it was originally called.
Nobody lived down in there.
And it was one of the last, like, wild, wild places of our county with old growth timber.
And I would walk down to the creek, and we would swim, and we'd walk back home.
And then probably when I was around eight or nine, they put a gated living home or a gated community over there.
And so there's like three or four log cabins down there now.
And they're really spread out away from each other.
It's all dirt roads.
But yeah, so now there's some people that live down there.
But there's only like one or two people who live there 24-7 year-round.
But I've always thought that whatever it is, as people settle the area, it kind of shrank its range into the old growth.
And that's why it's over there is because of that old-growth timber over there.
that hasn't been touched.
And there's caves over there, too, that I found as a kid.
And old mines, old copper mines.
So.
Sounds like a good environment for them, for sure.
Kind of going back to your encounter for a moment,
even a skeptic would have hard time describing what natural animal came into your camp.
I mean, if you don't believe in Bigfoot, a gorilla must have come in.
What do you think Sasquatch is?
What's your take?
Man, it's really hard.
to say because I want to just because the whole idea of Sasquatch I think is really like that's like the most
believable or the most I don't know um it's it's the one that just makes the most sense you know
is like yeah like that's possible that you know North America has a large ape that is still undiscovered
in some kind of way who knows but the idea of like feral people is to me is just like that's just
so far out you know I'm just like I'm just like I
don't really see that, maybe somewhere like in West Virginia really far out, but where I'm from,
I just, I have a hard time believing that as much. But also at the same time, it's like,
dude, I don't know how you explain it. And also at the same time, for me, it seems like whatever
it is has, it's more complex than like flesh and blood. That's what it seems like to me.
And I have other experiences I can tell you about that kind of lend me to feel that way,
one specifically about the pine barons
but part of me is like
maybe it's some kind of
Sasquatch type being
and I feel like maybe they have
some kind of advanced
spiritual powers or something I have
no idea but there's just a lot of weird
stuff that goes on out there
beyond Sasquatch
I mean you're out there in the woods a lot
what's the weirdest thing you've come across
so that creek
a lot of times when it was snow
we didn't get a lot of snow
but, you know, once a year
we get maybe a foot, two feet of snow.
That was a good snow for us.
So one year we got two feet of snow.
So I was in high school at the time.
School's closed.
Nothing else to do.
Can't get to town.
You know, I didn't live near town.
I lived way out in the woods.
So I go hiking down to the creek.
Anytime it's snow, I love going down there.
There's one hill.
There's a tallest hill in the area is around like 3,300 feet.
You get to the top of it and look around and just see everything covering in snow is beautiful.
And then can hike.
down that hill all the way down to the creek.
So I go down there and I'm looking at it.
The creek was always super beautiful in the snow.
Sometimes I try to fish it.
So I go down there and I'm looking.
And this is fresh, fresh snow.
No tracks on it.
Just fell that morning.
You know, it had just fallen over the night in the early morning hours.
And this is like morning time as I'm hiking around.
And I find this set of tracks that is coming out of the creek, like coming straight out of this cold water creek.
It's a pretty large creek about the width of a road, maybe a width of the road and a half or so, you know, like three or four lanes of traffic width of the road.
Pretty big creek.
And these tracks are coming out of it and they're spaced out because I'm really tall.
And ever since even at that time, I was about six foot five or so.
And so I can measure things with my stride.
You know, my stride is around six feet or so.
You know, I have a pretty long stride or I don't know.
six feet, but I have a long stride, you know, so I can usually measure things against my
stride. And this thing, even if I stand there, I've got super long legs, if I match my foot
with the first track and then stretched out to the next one, I couldn't match this thing stride.
It had a stride that way more than mine, it is way taller than me. And the weirdest thing
was is the tracks. So these tracks, very similar like what I've heard of is the Jersey, Jersey Devil.
You could do it with your hand right now if you wanted to,
you hold down your pinky finger with your thumb
and you spread out your other three fingers,
your pointer, your ring, and your middle.
You make like a three with it.
It kind of was like that, a three prong track
except like the thumb, you hold the thumb out in the back.
Right?
So I had a three prong in the front and then one prong in the back.
That was the track.
And it was deep, like super deep in the snow.
And the stride was like super far.
part. And it just came straight out of the creek and went up the hill. And I followed them
fur aways. And it went all the way up into the woods and then just disappeared. The tracks just
disappeared. Was it like an extra toe? This thing at the back, it looked like it had another
appendage. It had like three in the front, one in the back. And that's the story I don't usually tell
people because I'm like, people are just going to think I'm crazy. You know, but I mean,
it's something I saw down there. Yeah, that's really weird. The tracks sound.
sounds weird. And then having it disappear in fresh snow is even weirder. You know, I wanted to ask you,
out of all your time out there in the woods, people report seeing these lights. A lot of times when
people have big foot on their property, they will say, and I'm also seeing these weird lights,
but having said that, I've talked to a lot of people who've been out in the woods who haven't had a
Sasquatch encounter and they come across these weird balls of light. Out of all your years,
years of being out there. Have you ever seen these lights that people talk about? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
And dude, the lights is another one that when it's like a UFO type light, it's easier to,
I don't know, show people or like share with people because people are more open to it.
Right. They're like, oh, you saw a UFO. No way. I hope I get to see one. But like I've seen,
I've only once in my life, I've seen an orb, which was just like insane. I literally just
saw an org. It started
about 20 feet away from me
and it just, it
was yellow. It looked like
it was the like eight foot diameter.
Big orb and it just
floated through the sky, made like
a little wispy kind of
movement and then disappeared.
And it had a tail too.
It's just one of those things you just don't
tell people. That's one thing
that I'm like, I never tell people about because they're
just going to think I'm crazy, but I
literally saw an orb. And that was one
thing that after seeing it, I felt very upset because I was like, that was amazing and that was
crazy. I want to tell everyone, but I just feel like I can't. That's another thing I'm cursed with.
And I had another experience down below the house. So I mentioned the backyard of my house meeting
with that backfield. So we had a little burn barrel down there. And back home in the country,
you don't take your cardboard and all that stuff to the dump.
You burn that stuff because they weigh everything you take to the dump.
So if you could burn it, you could save a little bit of money.
So that's what we would do.
And a lot of times when we had a lot of cardboard saved up that we needed to burn,
I would call over my buddies.
This is in high school.
And they'd come over and we would hang out down at the burn barrel and have a little bonfire.
We'd burn the cardboard, but we'd also burn some wood and just hang out.
So I have my buddies over.
and I've got somebody's over at that night in particular that never go outside.
They just weren't outdoorsy people.
They lived in town.
They were townies.
And they just didn't, you know, hike and do all that stuff.
So we're hanging out.
And we see off in the sky this crazy looking like orange light that looks like a lantern almost.
Like you know those lanterns that people light and they just let it fly away, the paper lantern.
So it kind of looked like that, except it was almost like too big.
And then also the movement of it was crazy because those things will go up and then they'll go along.
So this thing is like, it's kind of floating around.
And then it starts zipping.
It goes up, then goes over, super fast, down, super fast, sharp like 90 degree turns.
And we're like, dude, what is that?
You know, like what is that thing?
And it's yellow.
And then it starts to turn red, like a slow.
shifting of colors to red.
And then it turns back to yellow.
And then as we're looking at it and we're talking about it,
and it was pretty large,
it kind of like sucks in.
That's the only way I could describe it.
It looked like it literally was like sucked into a wormhole or something.
Like it was like,
like that.
Like that's the sound it would have made.
It was zoop like that.
And it goes and just shrinks until it disappears.
And then it blinks.
like this white light blinked like twice,
and then it was gone, completely gone.
And we were like, dude, you know, like, no way.
Like, what was that, you know?
I don't know.
It was too big to be like a drone.
It didn't have like the drone lights on it.
It had this like, it literally had like this big, large yellow look to it.
And right after it shranked and disappeared off to the left of us.
You remember the story?
earlier about the thing that wouldn't come out of the tree line.
Off to the left of us, we hear this crazy noise.
Like, this roar.
Dude, I'm not kidding.
I heard a roar off in the woods and then busting up and down the woods.
And we all look at each other and we're like, oh, dude.
And we just throw our water on the fire and we ran up to the house.
We all ran up to the house and went outside of the room and hid in there.
And what's so crazy to me is like, I understand it because I,
I've done it to.
But my friends that don't spend any time outdoors, or don't spend a lot of time outdoors,
I shouldn't say no time outdoors, but they don't spend a lot of time outdoors.
They all go, dude, that was crazy.
Like, we saw that UFO thing, and then we heard that cow.
And I was like, there are no cows over there.
And they're like, well, somebody's cow almost got loose.
I was like, even if somebody's cow got loose, that's not what a cow sounds like,
because my father has cows, my grandfather has cows, been around cows.
not what a cow sounds like.
And then B,
no cow in this country would ever go down that hauler.
They got no reason to go down that holler.
There's no food for them down there.
Like cows go in the woods sometimes,
but it's mostly just to get to another field.
You know, and they wouldn't have gone over there.
I know the proximity to that area
and where a cow could have escaped from
and where he couldn't have escaped from.
And there's no way a cow would escape from those areas
and then go into that hauler.
no way. You know, it's just, they wouldn't do it. And on top of that, that's not what a
freaking cow sounds like. And then on top of that, cows don't move that quick. I mean,
this thing was like busting through the woods. And my friends still are just like, no,
I just had to be a cow. And me and my buddy Sam from the other story, we're sitting there like,
dude, that was not a cow. We're like, dude, that was not a cow. That was something freaking
whooping and roaring in the woods right after we just saw a freaking UFO
it sucked into the hyperspace.
Yeah, I've seen the lights on two occasions.
I would say the average size is from a baseball to a soccer ball.
But I have taken, gosh, over the last 10 years,
many reports of these lights.
And even for my witnesses that describe a larger ball of light,
kind of like what you're talking about, Ian,
what's your take on those lights?
What do you think that they are?
I don't know, man.
I go back and forth on it.
I look into it a lot where part of me thinks
is people talk about like secret technology, maybe.
So I was guiding in New Mexico.
New Mexico's a UFO hotspot.
There were nights when I was out there,
midnight, one in the morning, packing elk out,
walking through miles of backcountry with an elk on my back,
you know, or pieces of an elk on my back,
just trying to get it back to camp.
You know, and you would think at that moment I'd be afraid.
You'd think at that moment I'd see a light or something.
But the area that we were in never saw anything.
I never saw anything.
Never felt weirded out, freaked out by the woods out there.
It was comfortable, happy as could be.
I was literally stalked by a cougar one night out there.
Literally saw it.
I mean, something I saw in my eyes stalking me in the middle of the night.
And I still, to this day, would go out there in the middle of the night and feel less fear than if I were to walk down to where I'm, you know, this place that I grew up right next to you.
And I'm describing to it.
And the lights, man, I don't, I don't know.
Because like out there in New Mexico, I never really saw that many lights.
They've really seen anything.
I can't think of anything that I saw in New Mexico.
I lived there for two falls and two winters, never experienced anything crazy out there.
I don't know.
Some people say it's like secret technology.
And to me, it's like maybe.
Some people try to say it's aliens.
To me, it's like maybe.
I don't know.
I've got no idea.
I think the idea that it's secret technology is probably a better idea.
I've heard the theory that they're going to try to say like aliens are invading or whatever
and then basically declare ultimate martial law over the entire world,
you know,
and maybe that's it.
Who knows?
I got no idea.
But personally,
I just don't really think about it a whole lot.
And what's strange is,
like,
my whole career has followed this vein of curiosity.
Like,
I love the woods,
love spending time outdoors.
I've always been curious about these things.
And you hear the story of the hunting guy that saw this or saw that.
You hear the story of the,
the fishermen, the experiences, experience that, whatever.
So I've always heard that growing up and thought, man, like, I want to get to the bottom
of this.
Like, I want to experience that.
Like, there's no way that's real.
But I want to see it if it is real.
So, and I love the outdoors.
And so I got into the outdoor industry, you know, and now I'm at this point where I'm like,
okay, I've experienced things and I can't describe them or I can't write them off.
You know, and I've experienced things outside of Applachia as well.
And I can't write them off.
And then I've also met people who've experienced things and told me wild stories from all over the country.
And now I'm kind of like I feel like cursed a little bit.
Like I keep saying that you're cursed with this story or you're cursed with this experience because there's a lot of people that aren't going to believe you.
But it happened.
And you know, in your heart, it's real.
You know, and even me growing up when I was in.
interested in Bigfoot. I was still skeptical. I'd hear people's stories and I'd go, wow, that's
interesting. I don't know if I buy it. You know, and now I'm on the other end. Yeah, well, I really
appreciate you coming on and sharing your experience in. The lights are a mystery, man. I, you know,
I wish I had a great answer for what they are. It is kind of interesting, though, that you saw the
light blink out and then heard the vocalization from the woodline. That's very interesting.
I really appreciate you taking the time to come on and share what happened to you.
I really enjoyed chatting with you, Ian.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
I appreciate you having me on.
Out of curiosity, would you care if I linked like my substack for people to find if they wanted to find it?
Is that something you do?
If not, it's okay.
No, I don't mind at all.
What's your substack?
Yeah, if people are interested in hearing what I'm doing or keeping up to
day with me. If I have any more crazy experiences, I'm probably going to call you or email you
and hit you up again. But if people want to keep up with just my travels and everything, and then
I put stories like this on my substack as well. I also have a written out version of the tale on
my substack too if people want to go find that. But my substack is called stretch times.
And it's just on substack.com, but it's called stretch times. Kind of like the New York Times,
except stretch, which is my guide nickname.
Yeah, I'll include a link underneath the show, Stretch Times, and people can go check it out.
Thank you again, Ian, for coming on.
Yeah, thank you, Wes.
It's awesome.
It's really cool to be a part of the show.
I've a longtime listener, so it's really awesome.
Thank you.
Thanks, brother.
And that's it for tonight, everyone.
Remember, if you've had an encounter, shoot me an email.
My email address is Wes at Sasquatch Chronicle.
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