Sasquatch Chronicles - SC Outtakes, blooper reel #01

Episode Date: February 27, 2015

This is outtakes that never make it on the air. Sometimes we get the strangest calls. This is stuff that happens behind the scenes that you never get to hear. We were finishing up an interview and Will sent me a picture of No Shoes Curley. Then we decided to bring Ray on.

Thank you very much for having. Have yourself a great night. You too. Why do you send me pictures? You know, we're in the middle of an interview, right? He sent me pictures of the actual no-shoes curly from Destination America, from Mountain Monsters. Terry, the shoeless hermit.

And this guy is... You see what it is? Everybody's part of the bag. We got to post that. You know, we're trying to conduct an interview here. I'm trying to ask serious questions, and I'm looking at a picture of Terry the Shula Sermit. What are you trying to say?

What? Talking about what type of Does you prefer paper bags or from Walmart or plastic bags? What a mess. I need to be fussy about it. What a mess.

Well, this show went down to help pretty quick. Yeah, it's a good thing we don't have cameras on us. I know. I know people can see and hear some of this. Do you really want to talk to that guy after seeing that picture?

Should we give the listeners a taste of the phone calls that we deal with on a daily basis? Yeah, I think it's a good idea, actually. Just give them a little taste. While the show's going downhill, I guess I'll go ahead and bring on. And it's not to make fun of people. It's not to make fun of people. It's, you know, we try to put, you know, serious quality stuff on here, and some of the stuff we get is just crazy.

All right, here we go. Hey, Ray, it's Wes. I talked to you earlier? Yeah. Will you on the line? I'm here, yes. Go ahead, Ray. I kind of explained to them the...

There are 10 species of big foot here on Earth at this time. The smallest one is over in Australia, and they're about three foot tall, and they're crossed with the pygmies. And the white one is up in the oriental area, the highest up, and that's the white big foot. We've got five here in the United States. We've got the skunk ape, which is way down south, southern border. They've got three toes, and they're the darkest color, than a little shorter than the... others. And we got the ones that are crossed with the Koreans down at China Lake

and those won't go because they don't have implants. And they've hauled some that have been killed back east to Montag and they've been crossed with the reptoids. The reptiles, the ones that got scales all over their body and there's two of them pictured on the bottom of the website on God's Messengers from heaven.com. and then we've got the silverbacks and another species

the Sasquatch so there's about five different species here in the United States and we've got a number of them up in Russia and they've got pictures of them on the website in Russia the only one that I've got a live picture of is Ye-2 and she's the one on Buff Creek

that's got... I'm curious how did you come by this information I was seated here to open the door on the secrecy from the planet Moropia. Everybody else has either been killed, beat to death, or shot like Kennedy. We are the hybrids that are related first generation, and our fathers are on Moropia, and our mothers are here on Earth. Originally, I came to Earth 540,000 years ago and built the geese pyramid. My soulmate was the one to cut the blocks, and they were demon hot when we put them in place.

Yeah, and you put them in place, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I was kind of curious. I'm sorry, didn't me cut you off. From the cutting table over to the pyramid installation, I had four servibots that guided them down into place. And they were shielded, even though they were mechanical,

they still had to be shielded because those rocks, if you can imagine what power it took to cut rock. Oh, I can't even imagine. Half of the pyramid is underground. There's a crystal on the bottom and 500 feet up. They leveled off, and then it came up to a point with the crystal on top. And there's a picture in the second book of it with the crystal on top. Then we built the stone hinge and the wall of forever.

And then we came over, which is now the United States, and built a round circle with holes around the edge, and that was the last part of it, and that was down in Florida. When Mark Bell was on, there was quite a to-do about some contractor, who wanted to tear that all up and put in a housing project. Indians came in and put a stop to it. Now, I know Will's, he's really wanting to get on coast to coast. Anybody that gets on there, they put the mark of the beast in them.

I think I mentioned to you that a gal down in Texas was working real hard to get the DNA and everything on the Bigfoot. And then finally, some friends of hers took her out in a police position up on a mountain where she could look down on a family, and she decided after watching them, For a while, she didn't want them bothered, and she went on coast to coast and told them she didn't want anybody bothering the Bigfoot. And in three days, her website came down completely. And I had got a hold of her mailing address and had a lady write a letter to her and told her to call me as soon as possible. Never heard a word out of her.

Let's catch him. Help to catch him. Yeah, well, I mean, it makes sense. Well, anybody's stupid enough to go on coast to coast. You can figure on having the mark of the beast. and if you don't have any implants, you're not going to heaven anyhow. How do you suppose the ships are going to come 700 light years or more to pick up the chosen ones if they don't have implants?

All the big sets have got implants. They can communicate directly with God. That's why we've got a few scattered in putting every state and they monitor what's going on and inform God this to Admiral Yahu is what's going on. Yeah. And with all these storms and hurricanes and tornadoes and fires, they've had to move them around

and if a man gets too close to them, they pick them up and move them. You've heard people walking along, following a track and all of a sudden the tracks disappear. Yep. They've been beamed aboard and moved to another location. Those that get wounded, they take them aboard ship and

work on them and get them healed up and put them in a different location. You still there, well? Anybody goes out and... Yeah, I've heard of brain their head. I've been amongst them or worked in the mountains and I don't bother them and they don't bother me. I don't misuse anything in the mountains.

I don't clear-cut anything in the past. I'm not doing anything now because I made a year's hope. But I never bothered them. I could hear them whistle and tap on trees as long as I did my job and left them alone. I'd have deer come right out and watch me work. In fact, here where I'm living now, I've had as far as six deer standing in my front yard in the shade.

One day I went out to catch the bus and I stand by the mailbox, and when the doze walked up about four feet from me, and I didn't even hear. The bus driver came, and he said, well, you've got a deer right there smelling of you, and I said, well, I said, I'm not afraid of them, they're not afraid of me. They don't run hide. The pheasants come up in my backyard and sit under the sprinker, when the hunters were out hunting for them all around, they come up here for protection.

So let me ask a question. Let me ask the question. Now, you came here from another planet. Is that correct? Yeah, 700 light years from here. Can you tell us about that? Well, there's a picture of the planet in the book. There's Abma Yahweh's picture in his son Yahshua on the cover,

and Lobe and Narvo, and Lobe is Shemyaasi's younger sister and her husband. Her man, they don't get married. They're assigned a mate in Little Coily and his ship. His picture was taken by Jonathan Reed. And his ship was also taken. It was about six feet from him when he took the picture. Those were on the cover. On the back of the last book is Val Thor's picture,

and he lives in Venus, his mother Mary's pilot, an overseer, and he's just under eight feet tall. He's got two hearts and six fingers and six toes on his appendages, and he met Eisenhower and Kennedy in the Pentagon in 1957. So what's the purpose of coming to this planet? For me or them? Well, I would say overall.

Well, there was nothing here to start with, but Satan brought his family here three billion years ago. Satan lives to the east, I mean, excuse me, to the south. Syria is far in the Orion District. That's where Satan's headquarters are, and ours is off to the east. The Pallades, there are 500 planets in the Pallades, and six of them is what seeded Earth after the flood. So is Satan just another... Is Satan just another alien then? Is that...

There's no such thing as aliens. Okay. You just strike that out of your mind. That's all created by the CIA. About 1950. And so they've been... So all of these talk shows talk about aliens, you can figure they're going to stay right here,

and that's Hall of Coast to Coast. Jay Allen Heineck was one of the cover-up guys, and his picture's in the book. He molested my star person when she was locked up down at Area 51 and also that was in Ohio, I believe, yeah.

There was no, I mean, I hate to say charges because I don't know if they do charges, but there was no record or no, nothing done to him for the molestation. Well, he'd done away with. in here on Earth floating around an orb form. That's the way all of these

talk show hosts. Every one of them are going to be Lars Larson. He's the biggest one down here in Portland. He lives in Vancouver. And that's all he talks about aliens. But the Mexicans

occupied a good third of the southern United States years ago because a lot of the towns like San Francisco and San Diego, those are all Spanish names. They occupied those areas before white men ever came here. See, originally, North America was occupied by the Indians and the Mexicans.

From the north pole, clear down to southern tip. And then, 1492, Columbus brought a shipload of people from over in England, and they came to the United States, and they then introduced the Blue Bloods, because putting everybody in England are blueblots, like yourself. I'm actually Native American. I know Will's a Blue Blood, but I'm actually Native American. But you talked about Sasquatches coming out of Mount Adams.

I know he's been in that area. He's actually seen them in that area. Old Vance were the mountain years ago, erupted and it left shoots and it's like tunnels back in and the military have investigated and also down in Portland

the news media got track of the Bigfoot up there so they came up and there's an old cabin I think it's pretty much on the north west side of the mountain and they drove that far and they've seen a male

and female and the young one walking across an opening so they jumped out of the cars grabbed their cameras up on their shoulders and took off after them. They went in one of these shoots so these guys, I don't know whether there was two or three of them followed them in there.

And while they were in there snooping around the big foot came out up above and threw rocks all over their cars maced the hoods and windshields and stuff and yeah, we hear them a lot. They loaded them up and moved them all out of there. There was about 24, 24.

in the mountain. So they beamed them aboard. Where they've got implants, they know exactly where they are. Right. Just like I know where they are, and they know who I am because of my implants. It's just like you've got a cell phone built in your head. Right.

Yeah, and they can track you with that. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. Yeah. Yeah. And they're actually on the moon and Mars. Mars, well, they actually travel.

There's no big foot on the moon. There's big foot on Mars, red big foot, and there's big foot in the hollow Earth. There's red big foot there. There's about 1,700 on Mars. And there's 10 species of belevel life on Mars at all times, and whenever the Bremuda Triangle operates, it sends the ship or plane or whatever up to the moon. And the humans are transferred from the moon over to Mars. and they're reconditioned they have new brain new eyes and whatever else

and then they're transported back to whatever home world they fit into if the lady and then Liren or Moropier electrolyte. Yeah, well, I mean, it makes sense. I know Will had a couple questions for you. Will go ahead. Maybe I lost him. Her name was Leah Princess

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He was a with a blast and a smile, 12 parsecs Y there with Chewbacca. Honey and forked, docking bay. 94 stormtroopers at the door with a flash of Ben's lightsaber now there's an arm on the floor creatures you've ever seen a key at the star I see in space, fort you will never find a more wretched hide of scum and filament he must be cautious His name was Yoda he was a muffin Duffeter was so bad and by the way he's Luke's dad

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