Sleep Deprived Podcast - Aliens are REAL?! - SDP #120

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 120, episode 120, we're now in the 20s. 120? 120, season 5, season 4. Ooh. Season 4, episode 1. We're in the roaring 20s. The roaring 20s. Lots of funky stuff happened in the 20s. I have a feeling it's going to repeat itself. You know in the 20s and weimar germany they were throwing money into the furnace because it was literally cheaper to throw your money in the

furnace than buy coal with it with how inflation is going i think i think that's how what we're going to end up doing we're just going to be throwing money into our firm and then right after that world war three what an awesome way to start off the podcast guys aliens are real yep they had a senate hearing the aliens are real they're everywhere they were right beneath us the whole time i was telling you there's aliens in the water and you guys didn't believe me now who looks like that who has egg on their face now listen i, I always believed in aliens. From the time I was a little lad, I believed in aliens,

man. During the Senate hearing, they should have asked if the aliens are fuckable or if you could fuck an alien. I was hoping for more questions like that. Do they have big tits? Nice ass? Are they cute? Are they hot? Do they have like big tits like nice ass are they are they cute are they hot

do they have multiple dicks yeah are they ugly do they have like echidna dicks like is there anything interesting about how they have intercourse i think because i mean i just think there could be a big boom in the alien porn industry imagine being the first person to fuck an alien. That's a huge step for mankind. Honestly, I think that's one of the first things they would do. I think you might have said that exact quote before. It's always on my mind, Mika.

It's always on my mind. I mean, I was thinking about it. Imagine being the first human to fuck an alien. The first one. Your name will be in the history books forever. It would be really cool i mean like aliens they don't play by the rules of us earthlings they probably you know what how do you know man what if it's like just uh just humans but like five years in the future you know maybe like in five years we get the technology to like travel to other galaxies

and so the aliens that come here are just those humans and so it's just us but like a little older yeah i mean i wouldn't be surprised if like humans from the future like we're actually in the past and there's like a much more evolved group of humans that went to earth and just like i don't know played god a little bit they were like haha let's make some more humans yeah and then they just like flew away and they were like all right let's go check on how they're doing i mean the pyramids how did they build that right did you did you see the the artist depiction of like the pyramids being like the tip of an obelisk. Actually, there's like giants. There's giants?

Yeah, it's like this whole theory. But anyways, I think what is cool about like the whole alien theory, or the alien hearing, I mean. So the guy, I saw this in a YouTube comment, so take this with a grain of salt. Okay. No, they're always right. Yeah, YouTube comments are always right. This was a YouTube comment in a Moist Critical video.

Oh, God. That's going to be the worst opinion I've ever heard. It can even be called one. No, get ready for this. So basically, he's the guy, like Grouch. He's been given official whistleblower protection status because the inspector governor or whatever looked at the evidence he was presenting

and determined it was valid. Okay. Is his name actually Grouch? Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like a Magic the Gathering card. That sounds like an alien. No, he might actually be an alien like an alien maybe he's the alien have we thought about that have we inspected him

has the inspector general inspected him thoroughly because I think he might have an alien penis that's an alien name right there Grouch Grouch last name Gurgle no I think his last name is Grouch oh so it's Gurgle groucho oh god the

demon's coming out of panda gurgle groucho from planet group from planet sheen you guys ever watched planet sheen no i was too old for that i was a jimmy neutron head but planet sheen that's jimmy neutron was such a redditor. Yeah, he was pretty annoying. I was always into Hugh. I liked Hugh. I think he's funny. Like the dad? Yeah, the dad. Oh, yeah.

What did I say? The thing that really bothers me about Jimmy is the one scene where he calls salt sodium chloride, because it's so unnecessary. It is so completely unnecessary yeah those kind of nerds they're annoying it's like we're trying to like just live we're trying to exist and you gotta like point this out yeah you're just having dinner at a table with someone

you're like hey can you pass the salt man they're like do you mean sodium chloride he's actually a redditor that's something a redditor would do the the worst part is it's not even like an epic fact like it works in that scene because he's talking to like another teenager who probably hasn't taken chemistry yet but like everyone knows that everyone knows that salt is sodium chloride like that wouldn't even if someone said that to me at the dinner table i would be really pissed i'd be i'd be furious i feel like i mean i'd be being talked down upon like i'm so stupid i don't know it's just salt it's like it's like you get the water and you're like oh actually it's called h2o yeah no shit like you didn't even you didn't wow anybody with this yeah your uh waiter

comes by with some water here's your water sir do you mean h2o no yeah why don't you go back to remedial chemistry see the thing is the thing with jimmy is that he's not saying like a quirky way where it's not even like just being like i'm saying water a different way look how silly i am he's doing it to sound smart which is why he's a fucking fraud he's a fraud for that he's a fraud well it's just it's just you know smart people are stupid which is also the the take that i got from oppenheimer yeah i think individuals are stupid because if jimmy was truly smart he would be more caring and more empathetic and know that saying, no, actually, it's sodium chloride is really fucking annoying and nobody likes it. I feel that.

It's just like Oppenheimer, man. Jimmy Neutron is Oppenheimer. Yeah, Jimmy Neutron at the alien hearing. Oh, so, Jimmy, do these aliens have aliens have like are our weapons effective against them huh you think our weapons would be effective against them these interdimensional beings we couldn't even put a dent in them that's jimmy neutron i think we should hang jimmy neutron like actually hang him i i completely agree and what's he hiding in that head exactly i was gonna say we should cut his hair and donate it to cherry oh yeah there's at least a foot of hair there he's hiding something

yeah we can make a wig for someone who has been experimented on by aliens yeah all right maybe we could give jimmy neutron's hair to the aliens we should give jimmy neutron to the alien yeah let's just we experiment on one of their aliens and in return we give them jimmy neutron and they can experiment our alien our alien trade who was a better friend sheen or carl honestly i think i think carl wasn't carl always there for jimmy was she not there for him i feel like sheen was causing too much ruckus like i think he was there for him but not in the way he wanted he was causing a lot of ruckus but you're you're the sheen panda and mika is my carl dude are you you're actually joking i i i would argue that carl is like he's not a good friend because his whole

dick the whole reason he's friends with jimmy neutron is to get with his mom yeah yeah that's true that's so slimy and like manipulative but carl man that's weird yeah carl is womanizer. Carl is such a narc, dude. Carl is also like Oppenheimer. Carl legitimately put Jimmy's mom in the fucking tank in the cube in the thing. Carl is the womanizer side of Oppenheimer. I think Jimmy Neutron is actually a show about Oppenheimer fragmented into multiple different human beings. His different personalities.

Yeah. Who is Sheen as part of Oppenheimer? Sheen is Oppenheimer's communist sympathies, because Sheen is a true communist. I could see it, actually. He's very passionate. He's very into Star Wars. Yeah, Sheen reads theory.

Jimmy Neutron does the practical stuff jimmy neutron is uh i feel like it's the opposite like no yeah it is the opposite jimmy neutron is definitely the theory head and then sheen is actually the head of the revolution he's the leader acts out sheen sheen acts out so then jimmy does the action jimmy neutron really is the the oppenheimer yeah jimmy neutron dude you know what i saw i saw this tweet about his uh grandson or great-grandson making a tweet uh about like um yeah he said the apple didn't happen yeah he was like hey man that's a like pretty serious accusation the apple really didn't happen but i'm pretty sure it's it's just documented like i'm pretty sure it was on the record saying he tried yeah but the problem is we don't know if he was he was telling the truth or

not why would he lie apples are real what are you talking about oh you haven't seen the movie found it the apple come on yeah apple from annoying orange makes a star appearance in oppenheimer see that that's what that's what i was assuming but i want to say it so i'm glad you confirmed that yeah it's probably the best part of the movie the apple part yeah when oppenheimer puts his dick in Apple oh yeah I actually I showed up like 15 minutes late me and my friend showed up 15 minutes late so maybe I missed that part

that was the beginning of the movie oh wow okay so after he does that he injects it with cyanide yeah it seems kind of excessive he throat fucks Apple and then injects it with cyanide. Yeah. Like, it seems kind of excessive. He throat fucks Apple and then injects him with cyanide.

While annoying orange watches in the cook chair. Do you think Oppenheimer believed in aliens? I don't think Oppenheimer believed in very much, honestly. He kind of just seems like a bumbling idiot who just wants a lot of power and to fuck a lot of

girls that was your takeaway yeah pretty much i feel like uh he's kind of an idiot like a moron i can't like i don't know if he was like uh i can't say he was a moron but he was like he definitely was like kind of he wanted to feel feel like God, maybe. I kind of got that vibe. No, I genuinely think he's a moron. Because I think it shows that people are specced in different ways. You know what I mean? Like, sure, he knows a lot about his particular strain of science. But outside of that, he just is a complete, utter moron who fails to really do anything for any value he just wants power

yeah i mean when you start thinking about it like he was kind of like not a great husband not really a great family man not really a great guy huh not really a great guy but he made the dot com. Yep, that's true. He's the op. He's forever known as the op. Op, op, op, op, op. Oppenheimerstein. Were you guys blown away by the movie? No. I thought it was really good. It bombed your expectations.

It bombed, yeah, it bombed. Dude, no, you're so wrong. It was really good. It was so mid. It wasn't mid, dude. Panda, don't see wrong. It was really good. It was so mid. It wasn't mid, dude. Panda, don't see it. It wasn't mid. You're just jealous, dude. Christopher Nolan?

Jealous of what? Oppenheimer? Go ahead, Panda. I'm going to talk about this again. I did not like Interstellar. I didn't like it. Yeah, then you would definitely hate this. Because it's Interstellar without any of the fun, man.

What's so fun about Interstellar without any of the fun man that's the thing what's so fun about interstellar that it's just guy just guy floating around interstellar is not fun it's actually really deeply sad but it's good yeah it's good like interstellar it always makes me cry man when he's calling up murphy he's like the uh scene in interstellar that really gets me is when they're on the water planet that's a really good scene dude yeah and then there's like the ticking and i don't want to go into spoilers too much because i know that there are some people who fell it's such an old movie no no there's some people i i who have fallen asleep watching interstellar i want to give them a chance maybe but yeah but

when when they come back to the ship after the water planet i was like god damn like i actually shed a tear it was rough it's a good scene yeah i meant you know the guys floating through all the books and stuff like what is that he's like bro bro thinks he's in creative mode what's he doing i actually like don't remember the ending too well and don't understand it it's some like theoretical science shit i remember i when i saw that movie i thought it was really good i saw it with a few friends yeah and one of my friends was just like so pissed at the end of it coming out he was like none of that was scientifically accurate how does he know i'm just like shut up how do they know you don't know what's scientifically that's scientifically accurate just you like the movie or you're dead you know wait so what what

was the books thing though i don't know i don't remember the fucking science of it he was like moving through to his like daughter he was moving books around it's a visual representation of like multiple parallel universes and he's like traveling through them maybe it's like a fourth dimensional being i don't know uh okay actually that does freak me out sometimes like uh even even keeping it to the third dimension, like not even including fourth dimensional beings. Like we only see like a tiny fraction of like the what you would call what are what are colors on? What's that spectrum called? The electromagnetic spectrum.

Like we only see a tiny, tiny sliver of that. There are so many things we can't see. Like we can't see certain other rays that would look like colors or would look like other things if we could see them so just imagine like i want everyone who's listening to this to imagine you're just sitting in your chair or on a walk or in your bed listening to this and directly beside you like literally like an inch away from your face is like from your face is a ghostly being that's just like staring you dead in the eyes that you just like can't see because that's so hot white you know mika have you heard of that one person i can see like a million colors

like a billion no no they're just making that up that's it i'm gonna start saying shit like that have you guys ever tried to imagine a new color yeah i i can imagine any color i can make up colors on demand i can see every color that's so sick i can actually uh i can actually like taste new flavors that haven't been discovered yeah i can actually just tell like based on taste where i am located on google maps dude that is sick i can actually close my eyes and like imagine i am somewhere and like astral project there and like be there i'm actually a fourth dimensional being i just in my universe i discovered a way to go back and talk to mere third dimensional beings that's why i do this podcast with you guys oh yeah word i'm i'm actually like i'm at the edge of infinity right now looking at the entire

universe and i have it in the palm of my hand as i'm about to like chalk it across the multiverse that's lame panda what about you man i'm batman hey batman hey batman that was another mid movie that movie was mid wait wait wait wait wait which batman the new one with with with uh the guy that i love dude you just love calling things mid wait you you mean like christopher noel and batman no no no no that one with that one's okay that one's twilight or the one with edward cullen twilight and and the thing is i love that guy like he's like and i think i think like the characters did it like the actors did a good job with their characters i just i don't know it wasn't for me what didn't what didn't you like about it at this point i don't even remember you have to understand

that when i watch a movie um i'm not thinking very much i'm just like yeah that was good or no that sucked like i'm not gonna pretend to be a mid no i i'm not gonna pretend to be a movie critic you know like i don't think any of us know anything about movies i think we just make an emotional reaction and that's how i feel you know i was like yeah it's mid i guess your feelings are valid what's a good movie wally party sausage party wally wally wally's good yeah wally is really good better than batman better than alvin eimer wally's such a cute movie cockroach has a friend he floats around in space man beautiful yeah wally is wally is pretty cute do you think wally saw aliens i think wally is

maybe he's the alien that we have what if what if aliens were actually ai would that even be an alien or would that be a robot i feel like that would be an alien robot yeah so like you know let's say we shoot down you're on a sniper tower and you shoot down an alien hovercraft and what comes down is just nothing but electronics nothing but but just gadget shit no blood or bones or any actual dad yeah yeah like that wouldn't be an alien because that's not a living thing it's clearly a robot like what if that robot came from us i like us in the future maybe yeah i kind of think you're a robot panda no i'm an alien no panda panda's more of an alien what if he's an alien robot

oh dude oh shit you go first no no you go first no i was gonna say you know how there was that whole thing with like some people are rats some people are frogs what i don't know like you know how some people are cats some people are dogs what if you can sounds more relatable i've never heard the rats or frogs one i don't know it's like this whole thing a couple years ago but i met like imagine it's like you're either a robot or an alien person okay let's go through those three categories that you created and let's rank each of us so i think that i i mean what do you guys think that i am am i a rat or a frog rat okay am i a cat or a dog? Cat. Am I a... What was the last one? Alien or robot. Alien or robot.

This one's tough. What do you think, Panda? What? Am I an alien or a robot? Alien or robot. Robot. Okay, so I'm a rat-cat robot? Yeah, you're a rat-cat robot.

Okay, I like that. Panda, I like that. Panda, I think you are frog, 100%. Yeah, Panda's frog. Can I be a complete alien? You're a frog cat alien, I think. No, I just want to be an alien. I cannot be a frog. No, you're a frog.

Oh, I want to talk about this. Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but I saw a dolphin using a dead fish as like a flesh lake. Is that considered tool use? Is it dolphins do use dolphins tools yeah they're also like they're awful they're they're insane but it's not human you know is that is that tool use though yeah that's amazing yeah dolphins are smart i i really hope that they uh figure out what the fuck the whales are speaking in one day you know i feel like they have good conversations i i have i have totally

abandoned the dolphin train fuck dolphins i don't give a fuck about dolphins i'm all about killer whales yeah the the whales are awesome man they're all i think uh they recently had the whale conference did you hear about that really no yeah like all the whales are like meeting or like a north of the uk did you hear about that no dude it's awesome yeah they're all getting together like they're having like a conference i'm pretty sure is that like the owl billionaire elites meeting yeah but for whales it's actually so sick they're gonna take us down man we've been fucking with them for too long. I actually believe it. Orcas are so smart. They have different types

of communications between their packs. Some orca packs will develop their own language systems that are different from other orca packs. It's not just orcas. This is all whales. Some whales... I think it's not just orgas this is all whales like like uh like some whales can i think it's uh i think it's sperm whales are the ones they believe to have the most advanced communication

system out of every whale they can like i thought it would have been orcas though i i was just watching a video about sperm whales like a month or two ago and they can like communicate like across the fucking ocean like that's how my god yeah like imagine communicate, like, across the fucking ocean. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, like, imagine that, dude. Like, they don't even need to invent the cell phone. They just got that shit built in. That's like the internet, but organic. It's crazy, dude.

That's actually nuts, dude. Do you know that if a sperm whale, if, so researchers try to, like, dive with them, like, really close with them. But it's really dangerous because sperm whales are very very uh sensitive so they can't go with like a bunch of technology or anything or the sperm whales just kind of swim away because they get kind of scared so they have to go in they have to go in just themselves so you have to like free dive with the whales like literally you're just right there next to the whale the problem is that a sperm whale if it wants to it can speak such a loud sound that it would just reverberate a human body and like just cook it oh my god

so like when you die with the sperm whales you could just you could just die let them cook but they're kind enough let them cook yeah they don't they don't do it they're kind you know because they get it it's just us it's just human whales are just humans like you you know whales were uh like in our same evolutionary line yeah they just turned back and they walked they walked back into water yeah i did know this it's pretty wild it's pretty wild but dude like have you heard about the law of the tongue? No. Okay, so basically... My wife's heard about it. Okay.

That's really funny. So up until a couple thousand years ago or a few thousand years ago, orcas and humans would have a symbiotic relationship where the orcas would shepherd a bunch of fish or other animals into coves where the humans would then spear them. The humans would take their meat and then they would leave the rest for the orcas

so that they could both eat. So basically, we literally were working with orcas out at a certain pointic floppa symbiotic floppa that's beautiful man see but your logic fails because you know you said you're abandoning the dolphin clan and now you're part of orca cult i think that uh the orcas are just as fucked up man have you seen the videos of orcas playing with seals before they eat them they do this thing where they they they like don't kill the seal they they grab it and they they put it behind their tail and they smack it as hard as they can and throw it up into the air out of the water like like a hundred feet into the air and then as it falls down they try to hit it again and they just

like rally it up in the air like they play tennis with seals it's fucking awesome okay i didn't know about that that's wild yeah it's fucked that's kind of cool i i knew a panda would like that one yeah dude i saw this uh this orca like it helped someone whose like ship was messed up i don't know it like saved some person's life or something i don't remember but also um i don't know what happened was there was this orca cub who went to humans to ask the humans to help its orca mom and then when the humans saved the orca mom then they like i don't know they like said thank you somehow i don't know some orcas they're being nice to us now but wait till they hear about shamu once they get word of that it's over for us i think i have a feeling they already know they already know yeah yeah well because like i don't know

i i'm sure like i feel like orcas would be smart enough. Maybe this is, like, completely idiotic of me, but I feel like orcas are smart enough to piece together the connection between increased boating traffic and destruction of the ocean and warming of the ocean. And I have a feeling at a certain point they're just going to be like, enough is enough, and they're going to start, like, hitting us back. We'll see.

That's just my opinion. Did you guys hear about SpongeBob behind closed doors? Oh, yeah. I really wanted to bring that up. Have you seen it, Mika? No, I haven't. It kind of sounds like bullshit, but it's real. So they recovered a bunch of art that the original animators were making like in their free time

while working on the show spongebob like from season one and two yeah like old old ass shit and it is it is i don't know how to describe there's one where patrick is fucking spongebob in the ass while spongebob is fucking uh mr crabs in the oh my god dude there's one where spongebob is penetrating squidward's ass there's one where mr crabs is i don't know he says some shit like fire in the hole and then he like shits out like a volley of like turds into a toilet oh my god dude it's like it's crazy and then and then there's one of like spongebob and square and uh square has like a penis head and then pat oh yeah he has his penis out and then there's another one where uh sponge bob has his penis out and then he tells squidward it's only sings for you and it shows oh and then

you're singing there's one of our mr crabs is uh or spongebob's giving fellatio to mr craps like full-on deep throat this is real this is. Apparently there's others that are even more crazy. Even worse that we haven't seen. I heard one of them is like Squidward hanging or something. Oh, shit. That could just be like modern internet theory, though. Maybe that isn't real. But I mean, Squidward would hang himself.

Yeah, he would. Well, wasn't that already like a huge meme? Squidward suicide? Yeah. They love huge meme Squidward suicide yeah they love to torture Squidward I was surprised there weren't more drawings of Squidward getting tortured they probably relate to Squidward

yeah they're like god fucking damn it 60 hours this week I hate editing this fucking show yeah yeah I mean at the end of the day, animators are, like, they're just, you know,

people. Honestly, it ends up being the job that I feel worst for. Like, I feel like I empathize more with an animator than a coal miner. Like, the way that, like, Japanese animators have to work like fucking like

all week like they can't go home and for like shit pay like less than like 15 dollars an hour you know what they get for free carpal tunnel i guess that's true well well if you want to hear us talk more about animators and carpal tunnel and orcas and aliens, head on over to the Sleep Deprived Patreon where the episode extends itself. You get bonus content, viewer call-ins, a Discord server,

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