Sleep Deprived Podcast - Apandah Lost All His Money. - SDP #83

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 83. How are we all? Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo.

Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Audio listeners heard it first. That's so true. I can't even count to 83. And honestly, even the Patreoners probably heard it first because they hear 30 extra

minutes anyways. Anyways, how we doing everybody? We're doing good. We're sleep deprived. We're definitely sleep deprived. We're actually deprived. Welcome to a very, very tired episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast. It is four in the morning.

I got everybody up right now. I forced them out of bed. I dragged them out of bed. Slap made us get up. It is four in the morning. Because unlike you dweebs, I care about artistic integrity, okay? Yeah. I care.

I care about these podcasts living up to the name Sleep Deprived Podcast. I don't even sleep. Well, maybe if you went to bed at a reasonable time, like 9 p.m., and didn't wait until 3. It's 3 a.m. It's not that bad. It's 4 a.m. It's 4 a.m.

Well, I went to bed at 3 a.m. That's bad. That's bad. That's a bad time to go to bed. No, I had to complete my raid. My world of war has been raided. What do you mean your raid? You play WoW?

No, no. I would kill myself. Yeah, I would kill myself. I would admit to playing WoW. go to bed i had to i had to complete my raid my world you mean you're right you play wow no no i would kill myself yeah i would kill myself i would have been to playing wow i'd kill myself on your behalf if i found out that you played wow yeah so uh when wow did the whole like free up to level 20 thing i actually did play world of warcraft and i got to level 20 and I would have kept going if it was still. I'm puking. I'll say it with my chest. I would have kept playing World of Warcraft. And you know what?

I, I love Overwatch, too. Wow. Wow. I get it. Like World of Warcraft. I get it. Dude, it's so crazy.'s called wow and then there's lol like this oh what the kind of silly if you think we need to we need to make a game xd yeah

for real or like rafflecopter yeah well you know what's funny is there is a there is something called xd it's disney xd and pokemon xd there's a Pokemon XD. There's a game? Yeah, that's a game. I like that game a lot. Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness. Actually just called XD. It's my favorite. I grew up with it. Really? Well, it's my second favorite. I was an Emerald kind of guy. That's the only

one I played. Emerald? Pokemon Emerald? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and the Game Boy Advance. Classic. Yeah, that one's a good one for sure. You one to bike around in the rain i didn't get that far oh how hard you stop which game boy events you guys have you guys have like the like the ds looking one or like the like the only one controller one so i had both i had the uh the game boy regular advance like the gray one that didn't have the backlight on the screen i had that one what oh i remember on long road trips you'd like go in a tunnel and then you wouldn't be able to

see the game yeah you're down for the count but then there was this thing that plugged into the the charging port that was like a little fucking light little nerdy ass light that like shines an inch away from the screen just literally just a light on the screen so you could see that shit yeah i my friend let me try his light but i remember it giving the screen a lot of glare like it didn't work too well it totally did it did not work well at all and they fixed it i mean they fixed it with the sp but it's some charm about the old one it has a really nice feel i think it's like one of the best feels. It's got a good feel. I remember going to firework

shows with my parents and before that we had to wait for the fireworks to start so I brought my Game Boy Advance and then it would start getting dark. The sun would start setting and I would get so mad because I couldn't play the game anymore. That's the worst, man.

90s, 80s kids had, man. That is the worst. 90s, 80s kids had it rough. No backlit screens. Let's stop pretending like we relate to 80s kids, please. What do you mean, man? Those people are like 15 years into their mortgage, man. Do we? Watching SNL. You know, they could be a market.

They're an untapped market. Because no one caters to them. We will be the first. We need to make Starbucks jokes and stuff. Jokes about books. We need to read classical books. Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. They love that shit.

I love J.K. Rowling. Rowling? Rowling. I love J.K. Rowling. I love him. J.K. Rowling. J.K. Rowling. J.K rolling jk rolling jk got me i'm gonna be honest with you i hate jk rolling yeah she kind of sucks i would be the first person i would murder yeah but i don't even know she writes a mean wizard story what's she worth how much money does she have i think she's literally a billionaire i think she's a billionaire do you think she is i think so holy fuck how many multiple off a harry potter 2021 sunday times rich

list estimated rolling's fortune at 820 million pounds okay she's british wow pretty close yeah that's the worst part wow that is literally one billion dollars yeah in the usd fuck me dude she's she's living good she's living is it true that she wrote like the manuscript on napkins or is that just like legend to like make her seem more like cool that's what people come up with to make them seem more cool? Well, because it's like, I think the whole lore and ethos around her was she was like a struggling single mom. She was surviving in the forest and writing it on stone tablets. No, but yeah, like the legend says that she was a struggling single mom who wrote it in a cafe on napkins in between taking care of her kid she wrote harry potter on a napkin that you would need a lot of nap 800 page book and then wrote 10 of them i don't i don't know i don't know how true it is i'm just like that's why i'm questioning it because like as a kid i

heard that i was like whoa that is so cool but now i'm like okay and then and then i used it as a tissue i was like yeah then i came into it oh did i just come on the harry potter manuscript i'm so sorry oh i just came all over harry i would go back in time to when she was dude imagine ruin the whole story imagine she's bringing the the harry potter napkin manuscript to like her publisher who just blows his nose on it. It's like, oh, thanks, JK. Anyways, about that manuscript, where is it?

I thought Mika was actually about to say, blow his nose, dude. I thought he was going to say it. I did, too. I was so proud. Here's a real question. Do you think tissue companies, they try to make it so cum can like absorb with the tissue yes

you think they have like tests the whole point of a tissue is to absorb liquid they play like a booger I don't know why you're laughing all they do at the tissue factory is play soggy biscuit and all the employees get up and like

pretend to their wives that they hate it oh you're gonna work again it makes sense it makes sense doesn't it because if if all the coomers out there they would be getting another company so they want to appeal to that market which is a huge market it's the hundred guys lined up next to a conveyor belt jizzing that's's why you get Puffs plus lotion, dude. It's like a two-in-one. What is that? Is that like Starbucks? I mean, SpongeBob merch?

You are so millennial, Starbucks. No, actually, I'm not a millennial. What are you? I'm Gen Z. I would rather be a millennial. I'm not going to lie to you. Why? Really? Yeah. Gen Z. I would rather be a millennial. I'm not going to lie to you. Why? Really?

Yeah. Gen Z is fucking cringe. I got bad Gen Z rocks. You're Gen Z, dude. You know what? I kind of agree. I agree with that to some extent, but I wouldn't say I'd want to be a millennial. I like corn.

That's worse. Let me make a song about corn. It's so delicious. Dude, that's like some Schmoyoho shit from 15 years ago you're not special yo-ho is cool and also schmoyoho is literally a millennial thing and also it is literally schmoyoho shit exactly they like to they like to clown on uh on millennials and then they buy into the same shitty trends and they're oftentimes more cringe there's this trend on tiktok that's like they take terrible awful crimes that happen between between like domestic partners and then in the slideshow

they'd have like a conversation between them in the photos yeah and it was like it's pretty bad the guy is like i love you and the late and it goes the next picture the lady's like i love you too and the guy's like but i'm sorry i have to do something and then it's like screenshots of fucking crime scenes and dead bodies and shit it's like the weirdest like most unadjusted shit i've ever seen and it only happens when you have an entire generation of kids who grew up without seeing fucking sunlight that that sounds like the most attached thing they're romanticizing it yeah like the pandemic like besides you know it being horrible for like getting a bunch of people sick and dying but like there's also a huge impact on like kids like young kids just like being completely isolated from their peers for like two years and like kept inside

and like not socializing with other people and like just being around adults all day you know and like it is really sad it's in it it's an important year to lose you know like when you're a kid like any year like matters true yeah so i i do feel for like the younger kids who like missed out on a whole. Couple years of just social development. I think actually. There's going to be a lot of problems. In the future. I think you're right.

I think you're already seeing it on Twitter. You ever booted up that fucking app? Even on TikTok. But hey. How much money would you guys need to retire happily? A million probably. A million? Fat chance.

Patrons, open your ears. Probably like three to five million. No, you need more than that. Patrons get working. I think you can do it on a million. I don't think you need more than that. You just invest it. If I had that money, I would invest it all,

and then I'd be done. What would you do? What's your investment strategy? Step one. Crypto. Let's look at the chart samuel bankman freed dude imagine the crypto guys putting their their trust into someone whose last name is bank man aren't you all about decentralized bullshit like are you about oh crypto is decentralized. It can never be best usurped by a central power. Dude, fucking bank man.

How's your fucking crypto exchange doing, Panda? I got a pretty... Okay, they're all doing bad. I'm checking out Bitcoin right now. Past six months, it is down $12,377. Panda, did you really say, how are your stocks, man? Yes, I did. How are your stocks doing?

Bad, but I mean, that's the entire market right now. The same with crypto. This is not like a gimmick. But the difference, Panda, is that crypto is bad year round. That's not even true. Yes, it is. It has been on decline for over a year. Look at Terra Luna.

What is that, dude? The best crypto in the world. No, he's actually naming coins that collapsed and people lost billions of dollars. Terra Luna is worth like a one thousandth of a penny a panda oh hey ksi invested in it so i did too yeah the mighty of fallen uh speaking of crypto i heard about this guy he's like some very wealthy guy apparently he had uh he had 8 000 bitcoin on a hard drive and so i think now that's worth like 140 million but like at the height of crypto it was like 500 million yeah and um somehow he threw it out i don't know how but it's like in

a landfill somewhere stupid you have to throw it out yeah he's spending millions of dollars developing like ai and like robot things to like help him find his crypto heart. Oh my god. In a landfill. That's so good. What a loser, dude. You know, that reminds me of that one guy who sold, was it like 13 Bitcoin for pizza? Have you guys heard of that? Yeah, yeah, man.

What a fucking loser, dude. What an idiot. Well, hindsight is 20-20. When did he do that? Like when it was worth nothing, but still. Hold on, hold on. Let's get to the bottom of this. Panda, what do you see crypto as?

As a get-rich-quick thing or as something actually useful? Because you're lobbying here for people being stupid for using crypto for what it's made for. Dogecoin. See, Dogecoin, honestly, if there is an argument about... an argument no no don't tell me you're gonna start please no no listen to me you can't clown on me and then start shilling dogecoin if there is ever an argument for a crypto for a coin being used for transactions it would be dogecoin because there's no cap on how many can be minted. And so-

AstroMaker, are you hearing him right now? And I'm the crazy one. Dogecoin. This is a perfectly logical- The meme, Doge, the dog, Doge, such wow. Time out. Listen to me. Listen to me.

Bitcoin, there will only ever be 16 million of them, which means it's just people are just going to hoard them. Dogecoin always runs out like a dollar, like the dollar. They print more and more printed them and so it encourages people to spend it because every day it's worth less how about this we go back to barter well the economy works man if you want it if you want to be technical about it dogecoin is like an anti-inflationary coin because although there are more and more printed i think there's less printed than the dollar or something like it's it's it's

okay i'll stop now i've never been more bored in my life i'm gonna invest in gold you should i yeah gold silver and real estate we should become lit we should do a serious dude what if we turn sleep deprived into like a landlord channel i think that'd be the best idea what if we turn sleep deprived into like a landlord channel? I think that'd be the best idea. What if we like, no, no, no, hold on. That is your best idea. Time out. We turn sleep deprived. We take all our Patreon earnings.

We cash out. We buy a multifamily house. Hold on. No, it gets better. It gets better. I'm listening. I'm listening. We buy a multifamily.

We buy a multifamily? That's what they're called. That's what they're called. That's what they're called. Okay. All right. Sure. Your rentoid is showing. We buy a multifamily.

We occupy half of the multifamily in one side of the duplex. And then we have another group of people, whether it be a family or just a guy or whatever, they live on the other side. And not only can we all live under one roof and continue to make videos but then on the other side of the house we have landlord content that we can make i'm just gonna be honest i'm not living i'm gonna be honest the cpm is fucking insane on real estate youtube channels have you seen it have you seen how much money graham step how much money Graham Stephen makes on his fucking YouTube? How much money does Graham Stephen make on his YouTube? Who the hell is

Graham Stephen? This is why you're down. This is why you're down and you have no bag. And this is why you'll always be poor. Yeah. You know, poor people are annoying. They are. What?

No, that's so not true. I'll say it. All they do is talk about being poor. That's actually so not true. I make no money. Rich people are annoying. Capitalism economy. Shut up. Rich people are boring.

Shut up. I can't support my family. Shut up. Shut up. It's like I'm buying stuff and they cry right in front of me what am i supposed to do yeah money panda you literally think crypto is a good idea like you're not gonna have any money but by the end of the month invest in in a poopy fart pick a rick coin now hold on there is some crypto that has good uses but the problem is that crypto the entire space is just a bunch of chuds who love elon musk and just want to get rich quick

that's literally all so like there's some like like see a coin and uh and whatever the other like decentralized storage coins are where it's like infinitely cheaper than something like google drive you just run the client you buy some of the crypto but like the and you get like terabytes and terabytes of storage just on the cloud but the problem is that people don't understand it's not marketed well and people go into crypto and they see fucking bathing apes or whatever they're called board ape yacht club and like spam and rug pulls and ftx and bullshit like that and like it's just it's never going to take off if if if it's just bullshit constantly and that's what it is do you

think crypto could be a long-term thing like actually i would rather have a house and uh a rentoid to be honest you want to rent but i would love a long and a rentoid, to be honest. You want a rentoid? I would love a rentoid. Do you think crypto will be a thing long term or do you think it'll die? Look, I think there's definitely ebbs and flows where it'll be down for like a year and then I'll have the biggest spike ever. I don't know. I don't know. It's not something I've got most of my portfolio in and I really hope you don't have most of your money in it either, man. Because that shit would suck.

Nope. A panda kind of seems like you do. What makes you think that? I just said nope. You don't trust me? I mean, you're spamming the poopy fart. Poopy fart pickle. Rick Coyne is going to the moon, dude. And then, you know what?

It would really suck, Panda, if not only was most of your money in crypto, but it was not even in a hardware wallet that you owned, and it was just sitting in Coinbase's exchange on the website in a wallet that they own. That would be really, really bad. Why? What would happen? Because it could just go away, because's not it's awesome yeah it's not wait what do you mean it could just go away could just go away you did you see what happened to the country's biggest um to the country's biggest crypto exchange like yesterday no no panda where do you panda do you have your crypto on that exchange

well coinbase do you have your crypto in a like a usb hardware wallet or do you keep it on the exchange uh why because man it's like he's fucked dude it's literally like if your entire net worth, you kept it in PayPal. Like, it's not yours. Well, Panda, your silence is really deafening. And the exchange could get hacked like FTX literally just did. And all the money could, like could go and just be removed. What does even FTX even stand for? Far Texas?

I don't know. Far Texas? Far Texas. Look, I'm just saying. It doesn't stand for much anymore. It's not a good idea. I really hope anybody listening does not have most of their net worth in crypto and especially does not have it

in like just sitting on the exchange like if you believe in crypto that's fine don't keep it in coinbase don't keep it in fucking binance you saw what just happened dude be a little smart anyways uh game boy advance sp wow yeah yo did you guys ever play uh tech in the power oh wait pokemon are you guys getting the new pokemon no i'm moving my money out of coinbase my entire net worth is on there it is oh man that's embarrassing you know i i saw um for pokemon there was like this is kind of old, but it's still kind of cool. I think they released like a teaser of one of the new Pokemon, which is like a ghost

dog. And like lore wise, the ghost dog just drains drains the life energy out of people that it stands near. So the whole like video is like this trainer finds this ghost dog and plays with it and then like actually dies. You know what else drains the life energy? What? A Pokemon fan.

I mean, that's true. A Nintendo fan in general. Dude, Nintendo fans are so fucking annoying. What? Can we talk about that? They are so insufferable. I hate them all. This dude has all his money in Coinbase.com. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt the Nintendo fans' feelings?

How are Nintendo fans insufferable? Look, I get it. You like Mario, right? You like Splatoon? Oh, man. How are Nintendo fans insufferable, Panda? They're all annoying! If Schlatt was a Splatoon fan, I think something has happened. I'm a splatterer.

I'm a splatterer. That's like the biggest turn ever of character that would break the world. You guys don't agree? You think Nintendo fans are the joy of life? I think Nintendo fans are cool and actually, as a matter of fact...

No one thinks they're the joy of life! What do you mean? You guys are acting like they're not annoying. No one thinks of the joy of life. What do you mean? You guys are acting like they're not annoying. You're so mad right now. You're so mad. Because I hate them all. Because you keep all your money on an exchange that can be hacked at any second. And then all your money would be gone.

Okay, now. Go post shifting. Go post shifting. You're shifting the Go post red herring. Dude, did a Nintendo fan steal your like crypto or something like what's going on why the hate why are the only options that that are that the nintendo fans are insufferable or they are the joy of life can't they just be like normal people no they never are you're not normal dude okay you're not normal panda panda am am i am i a joy of life sometimes mika oh wow thank you um okay am i

insufferable sometimes mika okay no that's fair no that that's understandable that's fair i completely agree but like so we're not supposed to agree now i feel bad so like most of the time i'm not the joy of life i'm not insufferable i'm just i'm just in the middle right i'm just kind of average yeah but pokemon fans are not like that they're evil pokemon fan all they do is complain all they do is complain i am a pokemon fan they hate everything like your your mom your mom could die she could die in a chair she wants television she dies antenna fan would burst in and be like, Oh, Pokemon tree!

Oh, my Pokemon tree! It's too pixelated! Not the classic chair death. That's all they do. Yeah, like a heart attack. Heart attack in a chair. Wow. So you're saying that Pokemon fans watch their mothers die

and they don't even care? They just... They're mad they don't even care. They just... They're mad they lost the Splatoon. Come on, you guys have never seen an annoying Nintendo fan? I'm being gaslighted. There are annoying fans for any fanbase. I think we can all agree

on that right now. But all Nintendo fans are awful. Oh yeah, no definitely. Definitely. So, you know. Why did you ask me? Why did you? That was kind of weird.

What were you talking about? I just thought it would be funny. It was a bit. I thought it would be funny. You think Shalette's fans are bad, huh? No, that's not what I'm saying at all. You calling my fans bad? No.

The ones that graciously donate to this Patreon and support all this content that we make? No, no, no. He got you, Mika. I just asked because I noticed you weren't

talking for a while. I wanted to include you in the conversation. You think that my fans are worthless? No. You think that my fans won't **** after this episode? Okay, boys, cut that out. You think my fans won't ****? You think my fans won't... You think my fans...

Well, I certainly would not want people to take that as a challenge if that's what you're kind of... You're sounding like Dream right now. Yeah, you're kind of sounding like Dream. I just feel like that's something Dream would say. Panda, can I buy you a hardware wallet, please? Can I just get you one? Fine, you can buy me a hardware wallet and I'll transfer it tomorrow.

I keep fucking thinking about this now. You've got all your money in the most unsafe place ever. Every single penny. Every single penny. It's ridiculous. That's terrible. There's not a penny in my pocket. I whip out the Coinbase app and i scan all my it's probably not even on pro.coinbase.com it's probably on coinbase.com oh my god oh my god

i mean so if you feel really that bad you could give me some money what how much money do you want 27 000 27 000 is that how much you lost did you thousand dollars is that how much you lost did you hear that is that how much you lost in the past day while trading crypto and your whole net worth hey i'll tell you what day trading coins down bitcoin's down 20 today just another day as a crypto trader my entire network hey jesse wait. Next month, it'll be slightly down just a little bit more. And then it'll go up slightly. Elon Musk puts out a tweet and you lose half your net worth. It's classic.

Hey, don't sit on Daddy Musk. If you're giving out $27,000, can I have one? I'm not giving out $27,000 to anybody. $28,000. No. Listen, the limit on gifts each year is 16 000 that's the most i could give you that okay okay that's pretty good i could i could that would be fine with me yeah that would be cool i'll just you know speaking of elon what do you guys think of the double verified thing i think

that shit's stupid as fuck oh that was stupid as fuck really ugly yeah yeah it's stupid as fuck it's got to be the dumbest decisions companies are making everybody left by the way who left left is an interesting way to put it all the employees are gone oh they all left yeah they just left where'd they go what happened to them no but like all the heads like the c-suite employees and all that like the head of privacy all the all those guys are gone gone yeah he apparently fired people based on amount of uh lines of code written so some intern who just commented on all of the code to keep his job over the like security expert who keeps the one file in check yeah who writes the one most important line of code every year. Yeah. Dude, you know, honestly, I always wanted the dream of being verified.

Just like having that phase of that moment where I freak out in my chair during like a gaming stream or something. And I'm like, oh my God, I got verified. But now it means nothing now. Now it doesn't matter. That was one of the best clips of all time, dude. It really was. I'm so glad you get it. There were some great, great, great clips made in that house.

Yep. The Faze House in New York. The Faze House in New York. The Faze House in New York. God, man. I wanted to go there so bad. Fuck, man. I love that shit. Do you remember when Rain and someone else were fighting in the background as Apex was

doing a trick shot? And they did that bit where they're like pissed at each other and fucking like swinging at each other and adapt hits a shot i remember when like phase was getting shit because there was like a bong in the background of like one of their pictures and people were like oh my god phase they smoke pot he's a don't smoke weed jesus christ back when everyone was so uptight yeah i have a genuine question as like someone who knows what phase is but not like actually um like what what did they do was it like a reality tv thing they played call of duty it started as a team who were really good at playing call of duty and they'd make like trickshot montages and then it

gradually progressed away from just the gameplay and more so like the personality based stuff if you want a time capsule of what um phase used to be just go on youtube right now and search up phase jev phase jev phase Jeff, J-E-V. Dude has been doing the exact same style of content for 10 years straight. Literally a decade straight, every day, he uploads a video of him just playing Call of Duty and talking about shit. Just a cutcom. That's what they call them, cut commentaries. They just play the game.

Oh, my God, cutcoms. That's a name. That's something I haven't heard in so long. Yeah, man. they all do and they were they would vlog a little bit that's what they all did gym vlogs but yeah jeb is the last he is the last like remaining real phase member in my in my opinion but he's so he's like an actual phase guy yeah he's in phase he's i think they're all in FaZe. They all still are. I mean, I'm sure they all own a small percentage of the company. But yeah, man. Fuck.

You know, if I was ever invited to FaZe, I'd probably take it. Just to fulfill that childhood dream. I want to be in FaZe so bad, man. You know what? I was such a fan, I didn't even like OpTic. And I didn't even watch anyone in OpTic. I didn't watch OpTic either. Fuck the green wall yeah and it's still like baby phase out exactly phase up dude i would do phase up like i would i'm doing it right now i'm doing it right

now too oh my god i'm doing it right now i'm phasing up right now this is the coolest gang sign of all time for real yeah well what a nice podcast i really enjoyed that one yeah that one was absolutely fantastic guys follow us through to the patreon episode patreon.com sleep deprived the podcast doubles in length go over there pay five dollars just five dollars a month it's it's embarrassing if you can't afford it you know embarrassing yeah like you lost all your money on FTX. I don't care. It's still embarrassing. Don't be an annoying poor Nintendo fan. Just buy it. Don't be an annoying orange.

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