Sleep Deprived Podcast - Arrested on Halloween - SDP #131

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived episode 131. It's spooky time everybody. If I did my math right it'd be really embarrassing if I didn't. This is the week of Halloween when this episode comes out. We're definitely recording it that week. We don't record ahead. We know everything that happened the week of October 23rd. That's when Trump died. We're not recording ahead at all.

That would be so weird. That would make our job even easier. Rest in peace, Donald. Yeah, for sure. Rest in peace. Rest in peace rest in peace so guys uh may god rest his soul what are you guys doing for halloween

um i actually go ahead astro no no no i just this thing happens where we all we do this thing where we all set we talk at the same time because we all know each other so well and so we like we we like wait till the silence ends and we all talk at the same time because we all know each other so well and so we

wait till the silence ends and we all talk at the same time. We all interrupt each other. Yeah, so we all talk at the same time. I just feel really bad. Mika, this time, treat yourself. You get the talking stick. Thanks, man.

You're welcome. Well, I don't know what I'm yeah anyway so that was fuck that was cold i'm sorry that was a rap god move that was a rap god move we had a bit in our patreon segment from the last episode where oh yeah i guess that wasn't the patreon section it makes no fucking sense to anybody yeah but we were talking about the six gods i'm still losing it i'm still losing it at that yeah the five god is the rap god because there's the six god drake and then there's the rap god and then we had another one it's like tornadoes and thunderous and the other one yeah it's like the akatsuki it though there's the rap devil yeah mgk there's the rap father the rap son the rap holy ghost holy spirit i mean god damn speaking anyway

yeah halloween halloween i don't know what i'm going to be doing yet, but I'm probably just going to have a bowl out on my porch. You're going to smoke a bowl on Halloween? Fuck yeah, dude. I'm going to put candy out in a bowl. Oh my god, you're going to put weed candy out in a bowl? That must be illegal. It's just going to be regular candy from the grocery store, and I'm going to put it in a bowl,

and I'm going to put that on a table, and I'm going to put that outside. You're going to put it on a table? I'm going to put that outside. You're going to put it on a table? I'm going to put the bowl of candy on a table. What if it's raining? Then my plan is foiled pretty much. Let's hope it's not raining

for the kids' sake. I have a different plan for how I'm going to give out candy. I've been collecting and uh just gonna damn dude that is that is psychotic no it's a joke do people still give out candy because i don't know i feel like uh year after year I see more houses with their lights off not giving out candy I'm gonna give out copies of Drake's new album

I'm gonna give out is that your trick? yeah I'm not giving out treats this year just tricks copies of Drake's songs labeled good music give out a middle finger like anytime a kid comes shit dude dude no i

know what you do you get a bowl of candy but it's fake the candy actually doesn't move and there's a bottom there's a hole in the bottom and you have your hand in there and they go they go to grab it and you just move your hand up through the ball and it's a middle finger or or you know you know those scary like clowns or ghouls that hold the candy? Oh my god. Like you could just put nothing in there. So they just get scared and they get nothing. You should have a real gun that you like fire like at the ground whenever they try to take candy.

You could do a drive-by. Yeah, you could. That's the thing you could do. You could do it. I i mean that's just an idea yeah it's just a hypothetical mika i i probably wouldn't recommend doing any of the things you just listed how about gumbo slice a what gumbo gum you've seen gumbo slice what's a gumbo slice gumbo look up gumbo slice okay google gum do you heard a huggy wuggy oh i haven't heard of huggy wuggy you've heard of

jumbo sauce i haven't heard of jumbo have you heard of jumbo josh dude i have heard of a jumbo j. And you know what's fucking crazier? What? Do you know what is fucking crazier? What, man? I've also heard of Bambalina. I know Bambalina. Is this another like Jezebel Burger Gerber? No, no, no. Mika, no.

You are uncultured. You've seriously never heard of Scary Blue or Shumbo Shosh or Bon Bon? No, dude. It just sounds like noise to me. You've never heard of Bambalina, Stinger, Flynn, or Opila Board? I can't even process what you're saying to me right now. You've never heard of Pissy Missy, Scary Relly, Um Choo Choo Charles, or Boxy Boo? No, dude.

What is all of that? How about Evil Boxy Boo? I'm not sure. I've never heard of it in my life dude you know huggy wuggy you know jumbo josh i brought you know jumbo yeah you know jumbo josh uh honestly i don't know how about freddy bosby is that like freddy fazbear no that's freddy and bill cosby do you know creepy green no how about pissy missy though you've heard of pissy missy i've never heard of that either that's disgusting that's gross gumbo slice is fucking awesome he's been eating pizza in the swamp really look up gumbo slice did you see him no never heard of him. He's the first AI Cinematic Universe character.

So, like, you know, before you would AI generate, like, people that already existed. But now you generate new characters. And we've created a new one for the community, Gumbo Slice. And he's just this big dude eating pizza with alligators. In a swamp. In a swamp. Panda, look it up. Look up look up gumbo slaves pretty gnarly i think that's pretty cool actually what did trump mean by drain the swamp

i think he was he had like a really bad shit and he's like oh drain the swamp because he had swamp ass yeah oh wait actually wait this guy isn't real I thought this guy was real you thought gumbo slice was real I did see AI it's created it's first real character it's so over in weeks we're gonna be little little drones

dude I just fallen for fake news gumbo slice this guy's real well I wish he was I have seen this guy who goes around the Florida Everglades, and he will, like, talk to... Or he'll, like, interact with all the wildlife that lives there. Really?

He'll pick up a frog and a snake. Yeah, that's kind of his shtick. He'll just, like, go around the Everglades, and he'll, like, pick up, like, frogs, pick up snakes. I think he'll,'ll like pet alligators or maybe crocodiles i'm not sure why do we make the distinction between crocodiles and alligators like they're pretty much the same right it had to be some pretentious shit absolutely i think i think one of the i can't remember exactly but one of the differences is that um alligators are okay crocodiles are more

like dominant and territorial and they will like chase after you and like try to kill you but an alligator is like much more docile and if if you don't provoke it it's less likely to attack you i mean don't don't quote me on that though because i don't want to like you know i don't want anyone to be like oh alligators are chill and then like get eaten by an alligator but then i know what it is i know what it is what is that you know how calculus was made how it was like there was two different people on the side of the fucking earth i sound like joe rogan two different fucking people on the side of the planet both learning calculus at the same time like they were both like discovering it right yeah at the same time like separate each other they had no communication this is what happened

with alligator and crocodile there was probably a guy named jason alligator and a guy named john crocodile and they both wanted their own species to be named after them so they just separated it they just make crocodile and alligator yeah oh actually i do know one more difference. I think crocodiles have a flat like dick. No, like not lip, but like it's like a flat line. I know. Versus like an alligator has like a curved smile. That's cute. That's funny.

Yeah. I feel like chihuahuas like chihuahuas versus like a husky they're much more different than like a crocodile and alligator i think a chihuahua is on par physically you could feed one to an alligator no no i think a chihuahua could take an alligator easy there's a there's a lot of demonic rage hidden within chihuahuas that you don't want to unlock they look like demons demonic rage that sounded like like like some old like like 2006 like emo core band demonic rage that sounds like some shit you'd see in hot topic demonic rage right next to it sounds like a like a special ability for like a character in like a devil may cry it does type video game

it's like a sasuke jutsu demonic rage activate your demonic rage sasuke dude do you think sasuke fucks probably yeah dude he did he did with corin didn't he dude that's such bullshit i wish you'd fuck naruto he's so gay he He is. He's fucking gay. They were afraid of that. They were afraid. I don't think Sasuke fucks. You think he's an incel? I actually do. I think that's incel.

Do you think he's like... I don't remember his name. What was that one famous incel? There's a lot of them. Nick Fuentes. No, the... Ben Shapiro. was that one famous incel uh there's a lot of them nick flentes no the ben shapiro dude drake the fucks i know drake is the fuck god he's the fuck he has he has big incel energy he fucks drake fox i watched him do you think he would have a rap line like that where he'd be like i just i just fucked a girl i'm the sex god i believe it

honestly he probably would have a line that's like i'm not an incel i'm a sex god yeah something like that i don't know he should call out eminem for calling himself the rap god they should have a feud because like i have beef yeah yeah so do you guys have any cool halloween stories from when you were younger oh yeah this is a halloween episode yeah dude i always had the coolest fucking costumes because my parents are talented unlike me like they didn't pass down the genes and uh they made a they would make I'm not gonna let you get

I am no thank you they would make the costumes um by hand and I went as Ash Ketchum one time and I was fucking awesome I was really fucking cool they made me an asterisk

and i walked around the neighborhood saying subscribe to my youtube channel i was only three i was still growing that's when i started my youtube channel that's awesome that's really sweet of your parents yeah they saved my career they started your career they they were out there saying sub for sub on the trick or treat blocks. That's how it all started. Shout out to my first three fans. Timmy from 6th Street. That guy was fucking awesome.

666 God. I'm going as Drake. This year? Every year. You need to do the heart in your hairline. Can you imagine if I just unironically got a heart in my hairline you gotta do it can you imagine if i just unironically got a heart in my hairline but i just never talked about it

like i just it was exactly like drinks but i just never i never refer to it people are constantly commenting about it but i just never talk about it i think that would be kind of funny i like when there are like major changes changes or major references that just never go addressed. It's a good bit. All of Rick and Morty's new voices. I heard that it's not Roiland anymore. No more Soylent. It's just...

I win. Can you imagine if it was called Morty and Morty? That's what it should be. The rick sounds awful rick and rick it's not that bad but the rick sounds like shit you do a better rick huh what do you think you're soiling okay that was pretty good actually yeah you're the rick god i'm beginning to feel like the rick god holy shit that should be your first upload in two years you rap over rap god but in a rick voice the whole time you know what i should do i should make remember back on the like old youtube on every there was like so many bootleg epic rap battles of history videos oh yeah i should do one versus like rick versus rick versus morty

six versus you're an alcoholic rick and rick is rick an incel probably um honestly yes i would put him somewhere on the incel scale to be be honest with you. The incel universe. Okay, what about you? Do you have any trick-or-treat stories? I could have said, what about you? Are you an incel? Oh, yeah, totally, dude. What about you? Are you an incel?

Can you imagine just casually greeting people on the street like, hey, what's up? Are you an incel? Are you an incel? I'm going to start talking like that in public. I'm going to start just being really online. Hey, what's up? you an incel are you an incel i'm gonna start talking like that in public i'm gonna start just being really online hey what's up hey what's up my my incel like uh how would you like your doritos locos taco i'm like eh tomatoes kind of cringe can i get the incel supreme yeah can i get it incel style can i get the base jumbo sauce please thank you can i get oh my god hold on instead Please? Thank you. Oh my god. Hold on. Instead of

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The Beatles. And they're like, down in the apartment complex. That one. I don't know that one. Oh, man. Yeah. That's a good one. So you saw a creature?

No, it was a person. Oh, actually, I have a really cool, a really fun memory from daycare. For Halloween, they did like this cool setup for us where we would have like this mystery station. And we would go around station to station. And we had to like, like touch things. And we had to like, try to figure out or it was like oh it was hidden in like a bowl for whoa that's actually a youtube video like pre-youtube yeah and uh it was like for example oh like come touch like zombie guts and it was just like spaghetti like we were just like oh

yeah i couldn't see that did you guys do that but then you actually put like real intestines in there just to trick somebody i mean like we would have no way of knowing as kids holy shit yeah and then uh another cool thing that happened was we had like a costume dance party where we could actually bob for apples yeah up until that point i thought bobbing for apples was just like a movie thing. I didn't know it was real, but we actually did it. It was a lot of fun. I like Halloween. I have good memories from Halloween. Dude, Halloween is fucking awesome.

I'm actually decided that this year, I'm skipping Christmas. I'm doing Halloween for Christmas. I'm doing Halloween, and then I'm doing Halloween again. And we'll have Halloween for Christmas. In this gaudy apartment complex. You seem so out of context. I have a voice inside my head. Me too. How about you, Panda?

Do you have any cool Halloween memories? I have a voice inside my head as well. Yeah, I would just... I don't know. I'm like Boonk Gang. I would steal shit. Whoa. Yo, tell us more. That's rebellious. You're cool, dude. Well, no, it's fucked up. You're just going to think,

oh, this is so fucked up, but I would steal everyone's candy. If there was a big bowl, you know I'm taking all of that because I don't give a F-U-C-K, man. Fuck them kids. I love those antics of yours. You do? I think you guys were going to say that fucked up like no what about all the other kids i want candy i think that you're you're very epic when you do that it's it's mischievous you're like a tom and jerry character i've got a confession to make guys i've got a confession to make yeah i fell in with wrong crowd, and this one year when we were trick-or-treating, there was

a bowl left out that said please take one, and I took five pieces of candy. You're supposed to take all of it, Mika. Mika! You're as fuck morals, okay? If you're just with your friends or by yourself and no one's looking, just take all of it. Who gives a fuck?

The other kid's gonna get it? Well, skill issue, that's really what it is. Everyone deserves a little piece of the pie. People need to learn about survival of the fittest. If you can't compete and win, you're destined to be a failure. I would go out there

with six pillowcases, hit each house, dumped a whole bowl in each time. I'd get every bowl. If a guy opened the door with a bowl, I would take his bowl from him and dump it in my bag and run away. I had every candy. All of it. Actually, this one Halloween, I almost got arrested.

Dude, what did you do? So this was like early high school. I guess late middle school, that kind of if you're like in America, I guess like grade nine ish. So I don't know around there. I had this friend who was like, he was like a very mischievous guy you could say he was very uh you know like not the kind of kid you want your kids to like hang around with because they're going to get into trouble and he so our friend group um we were out trick-or-treating and this guy he invited uh another kid who was like completely unhinged, like very unhinged.

Um, and he had a firecracker and the whole night we, we had been tossing firecrackers around and like sparklers or whatever. And this kid decided to throw a sparkler underneath a car. Um, which is like incredibly stupid because you know, if it like happens to damage the I don't like it could ignite the gas tank, right? Like it's really dumb.

But not only was he dumb enough to do that, he was dumb enough to do it while there was a cop car like like 20 meters behind us. Oh, yeah. like like 20 meters behind us uh-oh yeah and the cops like immediately like pulled up with their sirens and um me and my other friend we just like kind of kept walking we were like man i don't want anything to do with this i don't want to catch this smoke you know what i'm saying yeah yeah so we just like walked on um but the guy who i guess like the cops saw us they like they asked us they were like um you know what's going on here and then me and my like other friend who were just like along for the ride were like i don't know they got they got um sent home like

in the cop car and then like their parents talk to them and the cops talk to their parents damn that's my story of being a troublemaker kind of you're you're going to jail yeah man yeah man honestly limitations is not i didn't know you were g like that man like you're a thug your ass is going in solitary confinement tonight, brother. Am I actually? Yeah. Damn. But hey, I got good news, man.

Let's hear it. The McRib is back. Is it actually? Fuck the McRib. It's a Halloween miracle. Is the McRib back? The McRib is back. It's not back, dude.

It's back in November, man. Yeah, but when this episode comes out like you know oh we like the mic is gonna be oh no dude we're recording this on halloween we're recording on halloween yeah i'm gonna go as a mcrib you guys are getting the mcrib i'm not getting the mcrib excuse me no you're getting a mcririb with us dude you're not chickening out it's not coming to canada dude i can't get a mcrib dude coming to canada god you fucking canadians you and drake can't take it anymore that's true mika you and drake are pretty close you never see him walking about yeah sorry a boot walking your boot all the time All the time I see that hoser walking a boot, man.

Hoser? Yeah. Bro, what does that even mean? Oh, yeah, bud. I see that hoser walking around all the time, bud. What is that? Like a guy who uses a hose? What the fuck does that mean, hoser?

It just means what it means, eh, bud? Oh, my God. You... You... Fuck. You fuck. just means what it means a bud oh my god you you fuck going out you know i saw drake the other day walking down the street i said hey you want to go out for a rip bud he said nah i've got to go meet up with this bird you know i said yeah i get you i get you hey that new album was trash there, bud. What happened? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah. That's the sixth. I can't take this Drake disrespect, man. Panda. I used to be like you. I used to hate Drake, but then I found out how goaded he was. Listen, I enjoy Hotline Bling, okay? I'll say it. He should make his next album called For All the Meese.

For All the Meese? like moose moose plural me's oh moose is already plural homie no me's for all the me's me's are you see but the thing is like see that's one of those instances where the english teacher's wrong like if it's if if she circled my fucking word meese with a red circle, I was like, it's Moose. I'd be like, shut the fuck up. It's like driven, right? Yeah, shut up.

You should honestly just be able to use words however you want. But the thing is... You know what driven means. Yeah, like you get it. You get the meaning. If we're talking about like meese being the plural for moose, then logically meese would be the plural for mouse and it's like how would you be able to tell your meese apart you know spelling what about meises yeah it's meises actually but but moose and mouse is exactly the same the only difference is

in the vowel no it's meises and meese what about mooses and mices i don't like that i don't like that it's meese not meeses and mooses it fucking sucks like the english teachers they just don't let you fucking they don't let you breathe man yeah i will say i actually do have beef with english teachers wait i actually don't i actually do i respect teachers but um i actually really disagree with prescriptivist language which is to say that uh you teach people to speak like a particular way it's like very um yeah they're always forcing left-handed kids to write right-handed like it's like actually like fucking prison a free homework for all when's the president gonna get up there and say free homework for all i mean no homework for all i mean you know you know i feel like a president

could win if they did that like yeah they just said no homework like all the kids would tell their parents mom please vote for this teacher for this president it would so work yeah dude the advertising agencies are already like pandering to the kids why not just have like a president yeah that was crazy when she did that that was fire i can't believe she's still alive i can't believe she's so hot dude i just caught a shaman in pokemon go you you know i got a gripe with you a fucking pokemon go what yeah you won't fucking send me a gift. I see you playing every day. You won't send me a gift. You haven't even opened my gift.

Damn. Sorry. It's fine. No, it's just that I guess your gifts, my gifts don't matter. I can, I'll send you a gift right now, man. How do you see me playing every day anyway? It updates. It says you caught a Pokemon today today like it'll say what day

you last caught a pokemon really yeah so everyone knows that you're ghosting them so you better start sending gifts man yeah that's right you're getting coked right now i'm sorry i will i i have opened your gift thank you you probably leave me on red all the time fuck Fuck, dude. This is really... You're probably... Leave me on read, man. Fuck. Dude, sometimes it's like it's not a good time to reply, you know? But I always get back to you, don't I? Dude, I'm really sad. You hate me, man.

Dude, one time you get more to me. What? I want you to love me. I do love you, dude. you're one of my closest friends call me the six god you're the six god i literally love you homie thanks man bring it in no i see you caught a low dad today fuck dude that's creepy do you even said it with a little smirk i see you caught a low dad today what was that i caught an std but we're gonna go to the patreon segment right now yeah you can uh we're gonna talk about our stds and our sexual history if you like man if you like what you're hearing head on over to the

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