Sleep Deprived Podcast - asdf1234 - SDP #113

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back back to the Panda Podcast. Don't think I forgot, guys. Everybody love that? Welcome back to the Sleeper High Podcast episode. Yeah, dude, we should just name the podcast. Yeah, can we just, like, literally just fill it with spam? Like, to the character limit? Yeah, that'd be awesome.

It might work. Guys, what if we think of a thumbnail right now? Okay. Okay. Barney eating Mika, and his arms are falling off. And then Panda, you and I are rats and we're feasting on the arms. Can it be all underwater? And it's all underwater.

Mika, you get to add something to it. Well, if it's me being feasted on by barney underwater and you guys are rats eating your arms eating my arms um i would like to add um what's the name of the fish from finding nemo flanders and then flanders okay you mean spongebob yeah i want to add nedlanders watching in the background from behind. I'm writing this all down for our artists, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want Ned Flanders to be reading a passage from the Bible because I think he's, like, super into the Bible.

And, yeah. Do you guys have any thoughts on that? Yeah, no, it's perfect. I just sent that to the artist so we're good uh for for our audio listeners uh he literally did barney eating mika underwater and panda and i are rats and we are eating mika's arm and ned flanders is watching it and he's reading the bible mika i got some beef with you dude oh my god what dude beef on the pod? Beef on the pod? Yeah, beef on the pod. Mika? I don't know if I can handle that as a cynical vegan. I was

watching episode 111 and we said, put something on the screen, Astro's bookshelf, and guess what? No bookshelf in sight. What the hell? I never got a picture of Astro's bookshelf. Then why didn't you ask? I forgot.

I forgot to ask i don't know what to say man but you actually hate me you actually hate me comments bully mika for this you hate me dude dude uh you do you want to suppress from them that i have the coolest bookshelf in the world you're just jealous dude that's what it is i'm not jealous uh can you send me a picture of it right now i'll throw it up on the screen right now. I'll turn the whole podcast into your bookshelf because I think it's really cool also. What if I send a picture of my toe? Will you put that on the screen? Sure.

Really? I'll be on the bookshelf. Wait, will you actually do that? Yeah, I don't see why not. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on. I gotta take my socks off. Yeah. Can you send me the bookshelf too that was genuinely my mistake

so I apologize I actually just want the toe now well can you show the rest of the foot just so the viewers know what it looks like can I just do one toe I think if I do one toe now and I slowly reveal a toe every episode or every 100 patrons

and then they can construct my foot out of my toes. Like that Dragon Ball thing. Yeah. Do you think someone could reconstruct your facial features and just uncover everything about you and your life and where you live just based off your toe? You know how some people will see a picture of a window?

They'll be like, Oh yeah, this person lives in like California on like, uh, I don't know, like airplane street. And do you think people can do that with your toe?

Yeah. I, I'm sorry. I'm looking at the picture of my toe. It's so funny. Yeah. It's so funny. Let me see.

Oh my God. I'm giving it a bunch of filters to make it look really bad. You're gonna put this on the screen, right? I will, yeah. Dude, why does my toe look like that? Okay, Mika, I'm sending you this. Alright, send it over. I want your initial reaction. Wow.

This is rough. This is rough. You really want me to put that on the screen? It's so funny. I think it's going to up the views. I actually didn't need to see it, Astro. It's completely fine. I don't need to see your feet or your toe.

You'll see it, man. The whole world will see it. I have a little sock lint on it. I got my unshaved little toe hairs poking out. This is great. Doesn't it look like it's rotting? It kind of does. It looks like you have

maybe a little black mold on there. It looks like... That's so gross let me see dude can you send it to panda you don't want to send it to me you don't want to send it i'm sending it to you gotta say you don't want is that a i actually it's i think it's so funny is that a strat in the background is that a strat that's my strat wow do you see it that's a thumb brother i know right like it's fucking i got a wild toe i got a wild big toe dude your toe looks like a mungus that's my climbing toe man is that how you like uh what's it called you clinch the thing dude it actually looks like a thumb. It's so funny!

The more I look at it, I have the funniest toe right now. If you look at it far away enough, it looks like a thumb. I just love how deformed it is. I just love that there's like a couple specks of sock lint. And the

nail is off. Like it's cut on one side and not on the other yeah that's what happens oh man you play the guitar on the back yeah I could play it you wanna hear it

do you think you could play it with your toe and also climb I'll play it with my toe can we hear it can you name your toe for us, actually? Can you hear this? Yeah. Okay.

It's out of tune right now. I'm not going to tune it, and I'm going to play it with my toe. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. dude that was really good can you play a nirvana do you know any nirvana i don't think i can play with my toe. Should I try? Yeah, give it a shot. You just made a shoegaze ambient album.

Literally shoegaze. Dude, I think people who record shoegaze albums, they only use one finger anyways, so I don't see why you wouldn't be able to use a toe. I'm going to play my guitar with your fucking face dude why why that's with your toe yeah this is my toe no fucking way i think i think at this point you need to give your toe a name give it like uh give it like some some rights and freedoms like let it vote do you think your toe would be on the same page as you

politically my my toe is honestly like uh I would say my toe is sort of like an anarcho-primitivist sort of like Ted Kaczynski oh yeah that's a lot of that's a lot of lingo can i get that in like uh basically my toe is like really against technology it thinks i spend too much time on the computer and it oh shit yeah ted died i forgot yeah ted k is dead is that the news today that's the news like the other day oh how did he like what happened i think he think he killed himself. A Unabomber. Yeah. Well, I don't really have any sympathy for him because he's like kind of a terrible person. Yeah, I kind of hate him.

I don't really understand. Like a lot of people seem to love him. But I'm just not a fan. The United States Abomber. But yeah, my toe's a big fan of Ted K. He's read, you know, all the books technological in the future of society whatever the fuck it's called would you ever sever your toe if it was like just disobeying you politically like let's say your toe just went completely to the right wing

it's gotten pretty bad like i've definitely considered it um i definitely don't get along with him that's why i always put a sock on him right now right now i have a sock on him and a shoe actually i'm wearing shoes right now if you can believe it and uh yeah so that kind of suppresses the noise a little bit but yeah i i've definitely considered chopping him off yeah i kind of have been thinking about the same panda do you want to weigh in sorry i i kind of might have spoken over you i unironically think about cutting off my pinky toe sometimes really i think it's like an impulsive thought and like do you think about like the aftermath i do but i also think it wouldn't really hurt that much and then i also wouldn't want to cut them off ever again because they'd already be cut because like i hear that you only really need your big toe i mean you don't really need anything

you could just be a brain see i've kind of what i heard panda is uh you kind of need your pinky toe to like help yourself balance and if you get rid of like people who lose their pinky toes they have trouble walking for a while like they have to learn how to walk again you know you don't think that with just your big toe and like your heel that'd be good enough i don't think so i think you would have a lot of serious problems to be honest i really don't feel like my pinky toe is that useful like i feel like i could just rip it off right now and nothing would really change um yeah i i agree i think you should try like new things you know we need more forward-thinking minds in our society and panda's on the right track we think about it you can fit into shoes

easier like the the tighter the shoe you can fit into easily that's a good point you wouldn't stub your pinky toe all the time it would be easier to count how many toes you have because there's less of them to count a party trick you could show people yeah people be like whoa how'd that happen you'd be like i cut off my toe for fun and then they would all run it's not for fun it's just it bothers me it actually bothers me why and also it's another it's another thing that wouldn't get a blister at least your fucking big toe isn't an eco-fascist okay you don't understand what i go through and i don't you're right and honestly recently i've just been you know that's i i take a little uh nail clipper and i just clip away the white and he screams and

he hates it but it feels so good do you think uh nail like let's say your toe just goes completely off the deep end and just like plots like a horrible i don't know extremist plot and the cia brings your toe in and like your toe is attached to you so like you're there just you know by being there and the cia starts torturing your toe by like using like nail clippings and and like nail files and stuff like that i would be willing to let them do that because like i'm honestly scared about what my big toe is up to yeah and so like i'm willing to give my toe over to any government that wants to research it or interrogate it or waterboard it yeah sometimes i just like dip it in the toilet okay why why do you like

just to drown it how much money to drink toilet water uh um uh is it like recently flushed can i clean it first or is it how it is right now random random or random convenience store okay you see my thing is is is I put those little pucks, those little cleaning pucks in my toilet, so I'd be drinking a lot of soap. I think that's really the worry for me. But a convenience store

toilet, they don't do that. Oh, a convenience store toilet. Yeah. That's really bad. More, I think. Yeah, I think more okay wait okay so i guess you don't know the condition it's in like you don't know if it's dirty you don't know if it's clean right i mean and i wouldn't really trust any convenience store just off the bat i mean it's going to be dirty probably more often than not okay start of the day start of the day i mean what if they didn't clean it they might not have

cleaned it but i feel like there's more of a chance that they did probably clean it a higher chance higher chance um what do you think nika what's the number for you man uh honestly it's it's gonna be how much are we drinking somewhere yeah how much are we drinking? Yeah, how much are we drinking, Panda? So you get your hand and you scoop it and then you drink from your hand. But you can't just like scoop it. Yeah, you can't let it out. You actually have to have like a good cup. Can I go to the hospital like right after?

Yeah, I guess. But that would cost the money. Yeah, you have to factor that in. You have to factor that into the money. Well, since you're a freaking Canadian, I guess it's not a problem i would they count that i feel like there should be an exception for the guy who willingly drank toilet water they just like make you pay for it yeah i'm just how much mika uh it's going to be in the millions no fucking way uh that's the millions that's so bullshit if i had a case

of a hundred thousand dollars was like okay for a water and drink thousand for a hundred well like i would i think a hundred thousand is fair that might be pushing it that's still too much for me i think for me i'm thinking somewhere between like 200 and 500 000 200 i just i want a cool million you know you just want a million you're just being greedy it's not about being greedy it's like i just feel like i mean i guess it is a bit greedy but i don't know like a hundred thousand for drinking toilet water that just doesn't sound a panda is right that i think i might if someone really just showed it to me in the moment like here's a hundred grand it's right here yeah okay that's fair if it was like right there like you might i might yeah i might oh and then mr beast you know you might be in the video one dollar toilet water versus $1 million toilet water. Dude, I saw his... Go ahead, Panda. $25,000.

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what you can flush the toilet what about if you can flush the toilet I would assume you could have flushed it you mean like you just have to take like if someone shit really bad in it you just have to have that that's that's oh if that's part of the scenario then I think I might have to go to Mika's million

fuck that dude if there's shit of the scenario, then I think I might have to go to Mika's Million. Fuck that, dude. If there's shit in there, I'm not drinking that. If it's fucking pee. You're talking about diseases and... I don't know. You're not supposed to eat human shit. People have died from this in the past. It's only pee.

It's only pee. It's only pee. It's only pee. It's only pee. It's only pee. I mean, what diseases can you get from pee? Dangers of drinking other people's pee. I'm going to look it up. Contaminated with bacteria. Introduces bacteria into your system.

Can cause an infection. Yep. Bring it on. Gastrointestinal problems. Yep. May expose a person to a numerous amount of diseases. Oh my god.

Is there a cure for these diseases? What? Is there like a cure for them? They said is there like a tier list? Actually, yeah. Where would you rank this? Diseases tier list. Oh, we should make that. I'm looking at one right now okay here we go

so we're going s a b c d f okay ready i'm gonna list the first one i i i have i want to tease like something really cool to share after we make this tier list if that's cool uh where would you rank the black plague s tier okay so what are you ranking it off of like how cool it is or well i mean it's it was how effective how effective i'd say good point i feel like you got to take into account like uh like the mythos of it the effectiveness like the the i don't know just like its history you know like the fear it invokes i feel like the black plague is like it's terrifying man yeah i feel like the black flag plague is fucking awful so i would give it like an f wait are we talking wait wait that's how it works why this would be

an f all of them are bad all right well how do you feel about diarrhea that one's having a solid F. That one's just annoying. Diarrhea is not a disease. I would give that S tier because it's not that bad. Are we just doing illnesses? I don't know. This list just has a bunch of random shit on it. It's not even diseases. It's just like pooped pants.

Why is this? What is this list, dude? Who came up with it it's pretty bad but okay what else is there let's keep let's keep going i'm gonna go to a new one sure yeah okay here we go can i can i share something with you yeah okay this is just a quick little intermission um i i just want to say i changed my mind on soylent. I think it's horrible. Yes. I think it's terrible. I think it's awful. I think no one should buy it.

And those are my true opinions on the matter. And I truly believe that. What changed? Yeah, something's fishy here. Yeah, I'm a little worried. I don't want to. I think you have to say. I think it's awful. That's what changed.

Did you shit yourself? No, I didn't do that. Oh my god, you shit yourself. No, it did not. Then why do you hate it? Did it make you fart? No. Did it give you intestinal issues?

I've had those for a while okay well i'm sorry did you get made fun of for it and now you're here you're backpedaling you're embarrassed no the most embarrassed no dude i think why i've changed i hate soylent now why you need to say why i've just changed, man. Aren't people allowed to change? You're being a centrist right now. You don't want to say why you don't like it. You need a reason.

You ever see that Twitter thing that goes around every once in a while and it's like these two people talking and one of them is like, you've changed, man. And then the other one is like, you're supposed to. Okay, but like why you need to tell me why astro astro'sist a panda i was i was a i was a caterpillar what the fuck and then i went into a cocoon and i emerged on the other side of butterfly and that butterfly says that i've changed and i hate soylent now but why

yeah does it taste bad no man so you still like soylent then it sounds like i think you still like it let's get let's get uh go back into this disease tier list okay but like i'm just i'm almost annoyed yeah like you can't just... I'm almost annoyed. Yeah, like, you can't just... Like, there has to be a reason. I think you're just trying to absolve me. Yeah, you're still drinking it. No, you still like it. When's the last time you had one?

The reason you don't like it isn't because of the taste, you still like the taste. When was the last time I had it? Yeah, when was the last time you had it? This morning. What the fuck, dude? Dude, when was the last time you had it? This morning. What the fuck, dude? Dude, you are a soylent grifter.

You're a soylent cuck. Want to hear the truth, dude? Yes. I want there to be more soylent for me. What the fuck? Dude, you are insane. I'm joking. I'm just like, what I'm doing is i'm getting into your head i'm making you

not know what to believe i actually hate soylent like i don't believe you no i hate it you are actually you're gaslighting the whole world right now i think we need to put soylent on the disease tier list actually okay well here we have a new tier list this is number one let's go so we're ranking unstoppable dangerous okay easy and no threat okay that's how we're those are the categories okay so we're so we're ranking these diseases by lethality yeah blue gotcha flu pretty easy right because i would say not no threat but easy because we've taken care of it yeah i would say easy not no threat because people do still succumb to it unfortunately right yeah okay chlamydia um also easy i think i think that one it's no longer figured that

yeah we figured that one out yeah okay common cold that one's uh not a threat what what though because i think i don't know if any of these are going to be no threat because i think someone has probably died to the right right yeah like if someone is like immunocompromised right you have to do right okay so the basis has to be like in an average immune system okay in an average american immune system okay those are pretty bad those are pretty horrible it wouldn't americans wouldn't die of the cold, though. I think some Americans die of the cold. It can happen.

The average American? I don't think the average American would die. That's a fair point. If we're talking about the average person, we should put it in no threat. Okay, all right. Diphtheria. Diphtheria? I don't know this one.

Any experts? Okay. This is a great way to to conduct a podcast yeah learn about something for the first time and then give a very controversial opinion about it this is an acute highly contagious bacterial disease right causing inflammation of the mucous membranes formation of a false membrane in the throat that hinders breathing and swallowing and potentially fatal heart and nerve damage by a bacterial toxin in the blood it is now rare in developed countries because of immunization so we figured this one out as well with vaccine oh so easy i mean the big caveat the big caveat is uh as long as we're talking about the average person in america

because developing countries might not have access to these vaccines so you think it's no threat in america i'm not gonna say that i don't i think it's easy tier i think we should go with your judgment i don't know i don't know enough about it trying to avoid any any controversy whatsoever. And you still drink Soylent, is what you do. Next question. The next one is Angu. Angu? I think that it's cut off,

but there's a mosquito and it says Angu. So it's probably part of something. It's not malaria though so i don't know like what how do you spell that angu a-e-n-g-u oh um dengue fever probably okay i don't know about that one uh fever dengue fever yellow fever oh i've heard of that yeah that one i i what are the categories again this one is pretty serious i think okay um it's unstoppable dangerous okay easy no threat i'm gonna put

dangerous for this one i don't know okay so i i think the the the optics of putting any of these in okay tier is really funny like i can't imagine somebody taking this tier list like like a public account like a mention yeah i i think why are we doing this i think the more we're doing this tier list the more i'm realizing there's some big flaws with it yeah with the ranking fucking diseases why did we this? Let's do another huge one. We really messed up. You want a really deadly one, Panda? No.

Yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on. How do we feel about Ebola? I think Ebola, we put that in the okay tier. No, dude. No. Come on.

Ebola. Ebola. All right. We need a new tier list. One that's really simple. One that we can all get behind. And we're going to speed run it really quick. We're cutting that out.

Random food. Ready? S-A-B-C-D. Cheese. S. I say A. That's an A. Meat. I think it's just meat. I don't know what meat that is i don't know what meat what meat is it i don't know i don't know meat i didn't grow up eating meat it looks like a bunch of fucking severed ears i don't fucking know b b b i would say d for me

i think that's fair but we go in the middle we say c well because my train of thought is like there are a lot of really important nutrients in meat but you can do well getting them from other places but okay so the next thing we gotta go quick here we don't have a lot of time next image is a brain and a bunch of broth uh are you serious no i just don't know what it is. That's what it looks like. F. Oh, no. This is gelatin with meat in it. Okay, that's disgusting. This is D.

F. Okay. D is the lowest. This is like vegetable noodle. This looks like chicken noodle soup. Okay. That's an A. Solid A. Okay, so we'll put that in B.

This is just all meat. Yeah, turkey. I think A. Fuck turkey. No, This is just all meat. Turkey. No, turkey is amazing. Okay, so in the middle we go C because those two Ds want A. Pepperoni pizza, D. C. What do you think?

B. Okay, so C. Fish with little cuts in it. A. C. It depends on the fish. This looks like some kind of white meat fish. Okay, we're going with C.

Milk, D. A. A. Okay, so we'll put it in the B. Deviled eggs, I think. I think we should just say eggs. Okay, eggs. D.

Egg. What tier for that, Panda? Egg tier. I think we should just say eggs, and I'm putting eggs in S. Okay, eggs. D. S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S. D. Egg. Egg. What tier for that, Panda? Egg tier. Okay, so go ahead and see. Tomato. D.

S. Dude. Tomato. I think I've ranked everything in D. Fuck tomatoes. Baba Booey. We'll continue this with the Patreon. Yeah, we will continue ranking food in the patreon patrons

I mean people going over god damn it Astra I just keep looking at your toe in the chat um if you go head over to the patreon section of the podcast you get an extended episode you get

extra shows you get uh what do you flipp and get minecraft discord minecraft discord server uh censored gaming videos sometimes uh yeah yeah baba buoy