Sleep Deprived Podcast - DAMN DANIEL ft. Moist - SDP #142

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

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hey everybody welcome to sleep deprived podcast episode 142 featuring the one the only some may know him as a saint some may know him as a god but you know him as all of the above he is incredibly talented uh intelligent a big wonderful giant a hunk big way he goes to the gym all the time they do not deflate when I touch them it's not steroids, it's real, all muscle eats healthy, is great with kids very handsome calls his grandma

calls his grandparents helps the elderly people cross the road a lot of protein can we get a drumroll? For Moist. The editor of Sleep Deprived. Wait, hold on.

I f***ed my recording. No! You're okay, just press record again. That's actually totally okay. Sorry. That's actually totally okay. And. That's actually totally okay. And Moist, everybody. Moist!

Holy sh**. I love those guys. Moist, you've been editing our videos pretty much most of the run. I think the original Sleuth Deprives were edited by Schlatt, and then when we came back, I edited three of them or something,

and then we just gave it to you and you edited all the podcasts from like what episode 12 to 100 yep and now you're just on gaming videos so I have to ask what was the worst moment of it all

the company not video was it actually that bad so it was premeditated but it was really bad no it wasn't the worst though it was that bad i think the worst was the walls the wall i mean people people really hated that one but what about like while you were editing it though like which one did you personally not like it's still those ones you like? No, no, I don't. I have to think about that one.

I'm not sure. Yeah. We can wait. Yeah, give it, Panda, do some noises. It's like elevator music. Yeah, it was a comedy. It was a comedy. It was a comedy. That one actually sucked that bad. Yeah. Yeah, that was the comedy. It was the comedy. It was the comedy.

That one actually sucked that bad. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. What was the best video to edit? The best one? It was probably one of the Goon SMP videos. I think. Okay.

The one where you did the baseline test. Oh, that one was pretty fun. No, the one where. Oh, I see yeah well the Minecraft ones were like most of them were like really fun to record it just felt easier I guess because we all know Minecraft

yeah we all know Minecraft oh wait never mind I hate Minecraft why was the comedy night video the worst one like the funny thing about that is i actually loved like making that one for the most part at least for like the first half of it i was having fun and then it got to a point where it was like oh god we're running out of steam and we just had to like keep going that's how I feel about it. I think the audience

No, I can't say that. No, you're right. The audience sucked. I think they said like 38 slurs. We had to cut out the whole audience. They just kept on saying slurs the entire time.

I'm sorry. I don't even think it was our audience though. I think it was like well, maybe some, yeah i think it was random yeah yeah so like now now that makes sense you were probably sitting through that for like the whole time just the audience just fucking yeah hurling slurs yeah that was crazy i forgot about that i had to cut out half the jokes because there was slurs in the background. Dude, I forgot about it. That video would be so good if you didn't have the audience. Yeah, it would have been so much better. Holy shit.

What was the hardest video to edit? That's a good question. These are great questions. I'm actually so curious. Not the hardest, but I think episode 100 was different. Oh, yeah, because it's in person. Yeah, because that was probably my first time doing an in-person edit. Interesting.

Because usually I just do gaming videos and slop podcasts. What was the easiest video? Probably just any podcast episode, I would think. Probably the last one we put up. The 99? No, the What the Dub video. Oh, What the Dub. Yeah, because I guess those just write themselves, right?

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Moist, what did you eat today? I had toast with Vegemite. Oh my god, you were on a stereotype last night. Is it actually good? You guys don't have Vegemite

over there, do you? Yeah, but whenever an American eats it, they shrivel up like that time Spongebob touches the Gary's food. Yeah. They turn into the chocolate lady. We shrivel up and we have it. So what's the secret? Is there some sort of way

that you have to prepare it? I've heard really thin slice, but also with some butter. Yeah, no. Is that how you do it? Spread some butter, spread a little bit of Vegemite, maybe add some cheese. Cheese? I've never heard that. Yeah, no, I always add some cheese. Is there an Australian cheese?

Yeah, it's called wombat cheese. I don't believe it. That's a joke. That that's a joke you're joking wombat no it's real that sounds like a neopet wombat is a wombat even real it won't that's a real marsupials am i right they sound like gophers with bat wings what's a gopher i gotta ask how many kangaroos have you seen how many kangaroos have you fucked or koalas excuse me i mean kill i mean fought fucked you said so do you see koalas everywhere yeah no they run streets. Are you mentally insane?

Do you see cars everywhere you go? Kangaroos, do you see kangaroos hopping around all the time? Yeah, I take a kangaroo to work when I travel. Do you actually see, will you be driving or something and they'll be hopping on the road? That is crazy. Are they like deer?

Yeah, are they like deer or like bunnies? I think they are like for con for reference you guys run over a lot of deers right yeah do you run over kangaroo or do they hop away well we have the same thing of kangaroos we holy shit we run over a lot of kangaroos why is that so much more sad i feel like when you hit a deer it's like whatever it's like a rat but hitting a kangaroo it seems like you're killing a special species, you know? You're killing an icon. Yeah, that's Kangaroo Jack right there.

You know what's crazy? I always think about this. Kangaroos have pockets. What kind of animal has its own pocket? Have you ever put your hand inside of a kangaroo's pocket, Moist? It's like blood. It's like blood and guts in there is it have you no can you legally i guess you can you can you can buy it at woollies do you eat do you eat kangaroo steak

seared or well done i'd imagine seared oh yeah what steak would you have well done if you eat some steak well, you're a freak. Didn't we establish that that was Schlatt? No, Schlatt. He eats it rare. Do you eat it well done? No, he doesn't. No, yeah, he doesn't. I remember because he was pissed that Panda was eating it really rare. Yeah, I remember

that. He liked it well done. Okay, yeah. Mika, don't you like it rare too? Yeah, I like it. That's right. That's right. I like it rare too yeah i like it yeah that's right i like it i can how do you like your stick i like it medium rare see that seems like a normal opinion moist have you ever seen on tiktok there's that clip of the it's like this woman driving with a kangaroo in the passenger seat i was wondering if you could explain it to me. Yeah, we don't get the science on that.

Do you just think I've seen every kangaroo? So who was? How many kangaroos are there? Specifically, like, in what, like, has that happened? Like, have you heard of that happening before? Like, in what context could this possibly happen? It's the most annoying fucking thing ever. Moises has been editing slop

for two years and we get him on and we just ask him questions about kangaroos. Oh my god. Why would a kangaroo be in the passenger seat of a car and why would the woman look so disappointed? It shouldn't be.

That's not a normal thing. That's not normal we thought people were like getting together with the kangaroos like living kangaroo lives no no i don't know about that but it just looked like they just had an argument or something i mean kangaroos do like to punch on so do you call it hungry jacks or do you call it burger king? We do call it Hungry Jack's. I don't know who Jack is. Who the fuck is Jack? I have a question. Is Outback Steakhouse

is that legit? I've never tried it. Wait, have you ever seen a giant spider? These are just all Australian questions, aren't they? Do you eat Bloomin blooming onion before bed every night what's i haven't even heard of that wait what's it like seeing the toilet water go the other way is gravity reverse there i heard the other guys oh my god that's right how are you guys not

falling off the earth why do you guys speak reverse we're gonna have to edit this like in reverse yeah you're gonna have to reverse my footage makeup. Yeah, no, don't worry. I got you. No, but seriously, I need to ask more about what it's like sitting through, you know, having to listen to us. Like, I imagine it's like psychotic.

It is psychotic. What is some of the craziest shit that you've just heard? What's something that you had to cut out? Actually, that's a good question. Or guess like if you're like editing footage do you ever hear like panda like rip a fart or something or uh usually i keep those in oh okay that's good i think panda is very nice thoughts thank you thank you someone had to say i feel like you know us better than like our NSA agents might you know me better than I know me that's crazy what's my favorite color moist purple you're right he's right

moist I have a I have a question for you like how did you get into editing like how did you get into first of all how did you get into video editing and then how did you get like the sleep deprived gig okay no this is a good question actually because i've been asked this a lot um i think the first video i edited for someone was for a panda yeah me me go you me you um Yeah, no, it was called Fat Fuck or something. Oh my god, yeah! Is that one still up? That one's still up.

I gotta look that one up. Yeah, no, but I think I first met you guys through Astro's old Discord server. The old Hellscapes. One of the 19 demon realms that that i made over the course of the years yeah no that was back in like that was seven years ago i think i think that's where most of us that's crazy that's where most of us met in general other than mika i think schlatt i met

schlatt that way i met panda that way i met moist that way yeah mika just kind of spawned i think yeah well i met mika because someone randomly drew fan art of us fucking remember that mika no it was it was uh okay you're right it was us kissing but then someone else drew us fucking oh yeah that i think i remember saying that epic lore but so moist like why like why video like what speaks to you about video editing like i'm curious to pick your brain about like if if video editing is something that spoke to you or if it's more like something that you do um just on the side or if you have any other passions or yeah i want to hear about that uh i'm just lazy so based no no no but um no i do enjoy i do enjoy it um originally i was like into computer science i remember that i remember astro helped me

dude i helped most of this computer science homework back in the day yeah you did i i passed because of you that's so sick um but yeah no i started with that i i just wanted to do anything that involved sitting on my ass in front of the computer really yeah yeah that's based that's based which is what all you guys do really yeah 100 i mean what we did so much harder than that yeah it's really it's really it's really hard yeah like would you say what we do is like 10 times harder than what you do oh yeah oh yeah or 20 times it's so hard no moist up puts in a lot of work we actually like genuinely respect most a lot because i mean not to you know you're just, the most consistent dude. And you're always chill about everything.

And, I mean, seriously, you're very integral to the video's success. Thank you. Like, your personality is a big part of how the videos turn out. You know, because you're editing every video. Unironically, you have been the most consistent. And, like, there has never, like, never been a single issue, like, ever with you. We love you. we literally love you like you have always just been like so just there and like you are a very sweet like just like nice person as well and we're docking your pay you don't you guys don't pay me

anyway can you imagine? You actually just haven't been paid this whole time. Yeah, no, this is charity, actually. That would be fucking crazy. Yeah, we put this under taxes. It was in exchange for help with the computer science homework. Yeah, yeah, I'm still paying that off. Do you ever wish your name wasn't Moist?

Sometimes, honestly. I like it, though. I mean, I couldn't imagine you any other way, but I get it. Yeah, I couldn't either. A lot of the time I get confused of Moist Critical. Dude, he ripped you off. He did. He fucking ripped you off.

He should have kept the Critical name. Well, what's he doing with Moist? It's bullshit. It's Stolen Valor is what it is. It really is Stolen Valor. I'm a veteran of Moist. Yeah, exactly. You have the DX at the end, so that at least differentiates it a little bit, right? Yeah.

I like the DX. It's like Deluxe. That's how I was. Moist Deluxe. Is the DX, is that like crying emoticon? Or what does the DX mean? No, it's just because Moist XD was taken. Yeah, that's kind of what I figured. But in my head, I'm always just like Moist Deluxe. And that's pretty epic.

Yeah, I've rationaled it that way too. So if you were to change your name from moist to something else what would you what would you change it to i think mccasacus okay yeah that's how you pronounce it too right there's two m's there so i mean like it's they're both m names it makes sense yeah yeah so i'll just be taking that one okay Okay. Oh, wow. Do I have to take moist? Yeah. No, that's how it works.

That's going to be hard. It's going to take me a while to get used to that, but I'll try. Does that mean we switch salaries? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that would be really good for Mikasakis. Yeah, that'd be great for him. No, for you, Mikasasaka for me yeah no so mikasakas uh what was our best podcast episode ever that you had to edit uh probably episode

101 because that's when i first started editing the podcast as mikasakas oh yeah right i was like what i was like doing calculus in my head. Do we just switch lives? Is that how this works? That's gonna be weird. Now you edit two gaming videos a week. Do you find us funny? Like when you edit us, do you ever laugh?

No, never. Never. Who's answering now? I moist is answering going oh okay yeah no i actually i sit there with a straight face and i just i don't laugh at all oh yeah you've never made me laugh what about you what about you yeah mika do you laugh when you record your own videos? Oh, I laugh all the time. Yeah, you... Yeah, you're always doing that, Mika. Always doing that. Hold on, Mika, what if we just trade back just for this podcast?

Hey, no take-backs. And then after the podcast ends, we trade back. No take-backs. Okay. So, Mika, do you like scat? I love scat. So, Mika, do you like scat? I love scat. Wow, Mika! That's awesome.

Moist, what about you? Mika, are you an ass or a tits guy? I'm a tits guy. I always knew that. I'm glad you admitted it. I took a lot of balls. Oh, you like balls? I love balls. I'm M a maker i think we should do we should trade back okay maybe trade back it's getting weird now

yeah so moist what what what got you into like editing in the first place though like was there a youtube video you saw that was like really well edited and you were like oh actually i want to give that a try or or were you like more into movies and stuff and you wanted to go the movie route or moist makes some really had made some really good edits back in the day i'm just throwing that out there yeah no it still does but your your main channel stuff i really like yeah no i i started making like just little memes mean edits and stuff um Just out of boredom, I think. And I progressed from there. I

eventually got to editing for a panda. Yep. Yep. And then from that video actually is how I got to edit for Schlatt. You're welcome, Schlatt. Schlatt's always poaching the best. You're welcome, Schlatt. Welcome.

It's all thanks to a panda, really. Oh. Would you describe Schlatt as a poacher? As in like he poaches animals? As in like he poaches talent?

Oh yeah, he poaches animals. You're pretty Oh, yeah, yeah, no, he poaches everyone. You're pretty close to Shlack. Can you tell us some big secrets about him? Spill some tea. This is inside edition. Like, his security. Give us the hot gas. It's 782165.

Oh, wait, okay, say that again. Right, right. 782165. This is great. uh oh wait okay say that again right seven eight two one six five two two batman symbol batman yeah that's a weird one is that like a function control on the keyboard yeah yeah it's like an old code yeah oh is it function carrot three five that's what it is right yeah i got it uh one one two two three this is what is this by the way is this the bank or the phone uh this is in social security oh no yeah okay that makes sense yeah okay i got it thank you you're welcome can we have passwords oh go ahead panda what do you like to do for fun when that happens when that happens when you're editing

when mika talks and then panda talks and they talk at the same time how many times does that happen when you're editing like 10 times a video that never happens that is the best that doesn't happen do you like do you have like a control

like shortcut every time it happens like you have like a macro for it sometimes I just cut it out entirely thank god why do you think it's me and panda like why you guys just have a lot to say see that Mika

we have a lot to say you be blabbering we're yapping what you wobbling about we are yappers See that, Mika? We have a lot to say. You be blabbering. We're yapping. What you wobbling about? We are yappers. We're people of intellect, I think, is what you mean. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Yeah, who's the smartest and the dumbest out of the four? Well, obviously Appendix is the smartest one here. Yeah, that makes sense. That's an obvious one, though. And then the funniest is also Append here. Thank you. That's an obvious one, though. And then the funniest is also Panda. Yeah, thank you. Panda doesn't get enough

love on this podcast. He doesn't! You're going to be a new member. What about that Mika fellow? Yeah, he's alright. You think he's all right you think he's pretty i mean like yeah it's pretty cool yeah he's all right okay yeah he's okay yeah thanks i love you mika yeah i love you too man bring it in ew moist so your icon's a dog are you a dog person over a cat person are you a furry person over a

hentai person do you like funny cats which one do you like more I like funny dogs yeah by sirinec I think I this was a running joke for a while between panda and I but

you need to make a funny dogs video. Who, me? A panda. I did. Did I? No, you never did. Fuck. It was always funny cats, and the dogs didn't get enough love.

Dogs didn't get enough love. I don't like dogs. Yeah, you're right. You're my dog, Moist. But that's it. Wait, what? Every other dog is a bitch. What do you mean by that? He's your please explain that what do you mean like you own him like he's not your private why do you interpret

it that way you ever call someone your dog like that's my dog it's like d-a-w-g right yeah okay i see that makes a lot of sense I thought you were calling him your Snoop Dogg. Oh, yeah. Do you do drugs? What drugs do you do? Do you do Adderall? You have to do Adderall to edit, right? Yeah, I do Adderall.

I do Fentanyl. Oh, Fentanyl. Really? How much? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A day? All of it. All of it, yeah.

We usually just ship you that as your salary. Yeah, yeah. No, that was my bonus for Christmas. You're so addicted to it we just replaced the money with that i actually would be curious to know if you're a dog person or a cat person um no i am a dog person but i i have an affinity for both do you have a dog i used to oh shit dog lore moist dog lore do you want to tell us about your dog because i i i love i love a nice doggy as well yeah no it was a small white dog a bichon freeze oh my god and are you a king

it's a pretty like pampered dog it was a pampered dog um beach beach own freeze yeah yeah it's a pretty like pampered dog or was a pampered dog um beach beach own freeze yeah yeah it's french oh god that's why that's why you gotta you gotta say it in a french accent oh wow yeah this looks like a marshmallow that's so cute yeah and then it got dementia and fell off that That is crazy. I'm sorry about that. Sorry, go ahead, Panda. It's constructive.

Does that ever piss you off how whenever I interrupt Mika, he's like, go ahead? Do you kind of just wish he kept talking or he said, I don't know, something different? Sometimes, but I kind of like that about Nico. I do too. That's the Canadian in him. Yeah, you know, us Canadians and you Australians,

we're not so different. I guess we were colonies of the British, and we're still forced to pledge allegiance to their crown, even though we don't really care at this point you guys are cocked by the queen yeah we just left and we don't give a fuck walmart guns fuck yeah actually moist like what is the attitude towards monarchy in australia we don't give a shit really yeah we don't really care here either. But then we'll still have like the royal family on the tabloids here. I don't know if it's the same for you.

Sometimes it will be in the news whenever they like. I don't even care. Like Meghan Markle something. Is that someone? Yeah, Meghan Markle or something. Yeah, I don't know. It's in the news sometimes. We don't care.

Well, they're dropping like flies now, you yeah well oh yeah no they are they are sometimes it comes in who's next uh probably now i'm gonna say no moist after you i insist no no after you after you no it's okay after you moist he always fucking does this, Moist. He always does this. He doesn't stop. How about I say my thing, then you say your thing? Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Well, I was going to say sometimes it does have its perks.

I don't know if you remember, but when the queen died, there was a day off. Did you get that? No. Did we? No. I think we get one for a birthday but we did we didn't get one for a death day no oh you should that should be a celebration every day wait which one is it victoria day i i don't care damn zam mic drop what were you what wait I just like my mind left my body

did you say damn Daniel damn Daniel it's over title the podcast damn Daniel is there any question you want to answer to have everybody know I didn't think of that actually I didn't prepare much for this.

What's something you want everyone to know, now that you have the podium? Astro. What? Oh, you just saw my message in there? Yeah. Yeah, what did I type? Read it out verbatim. Podcast 143 title, Damn

Daniel. It's 142 astro whatever i don't think we're calling that damn daniel yeah we are okay what do you what do you say miko panda someone i don't remember uh panda

you were asking well i guess moist uh now that you have the floor now that the mic is yours to all of Sleep Deprived, what is one thing you just want people to know or want to say now that the floor is yours? Don't.

Don't do it. Don't do it. You can do it. Don't say it, Moist. Everything's in your hands right now. Damn, Daniel. End the pod. Baba Booey. Wait, wait, Moist, do you have anything

you want to plug or anything? Gotta plug my PayPal so I can get paid finally. Sure, what is your PayPal? Go ahead and plug it. I don't paid finally. Sure. What is your PayPal? Go ahead and plug it. I don't actually know. Do you want to plug

multiple things or anything? Follow me on Twitter. I don't tweet, but follow me anyway. At MoistDX? Yeah, at MoistDX. Subscribe to my YouTube. I haven't uploaded in two years. Love that shit.

Viewers, if you don't do this we'll kill you i'll kill myself we will be very disappointed we'll all kill ourselves including mice you wouldn't want anything to happen to moist would you yeah i'm gonna kill myself Bubba Booey Bubba Booey and welcome back to the Patreon section now we get that is fucked up Astro I'm really sorry are you trying to get out of this Astro no I love

you don't want to be around my dog Moist I love this pod more than anyone here I will die here okay prove it okay just give me some time i take another 60 years baba booey baba booey and welcome back you know astro now you didn't say it yeah this is messed

up again i'm never saying it again this is really embarrassing can we all just one long episode can we all just say it baba Baba Booey? Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Nope. Okay, bye. Baba Booey. Bye. Welcome back.

Whoa, Moist! Holy shit! With the transition! That's unprecedented. That is unprecedented. Moist, it's like you've been doing this for years, or at least have knowledge of the podcast for years. It's incredible how you did that. It's almost like I edited

it for two years. Did you prefer editing the podcast or the game videos? Definitely the gaming videos are more fun. But the podcast was easier. And I got paid the same.

How do you enjoy editing? How do I enjoy it? How do you enjoy it? Do you do drugs? Yes. Before every Sleep Deprived video, I spark up. I have about a pound of weed.

Hell yeah, me too. but that's unironic how often do you spark up no i like twice a week probably my man yep spark it up you spark it up sometimes waste of course dude moist we are one in the same man so you know i feel like I've known you forever, man. We go way back. Moist, does Australia have any 9-11 version memes? Is there an Australian 9-11? Yeah, yeah, that's what I wanted to ask.

Is there an Australian 9-11? Did they ever put a plane into the Sydney Opera House? What's it like spectating America? Oh, did you go to America? I've been to America a few times, yeah. Oh, shit, dude. Make fun of us. You guys have...

You give us shit for my accent, like Australian accent. No, your accent is actually cool. We're jealous, technically. You guys have the most annoying accent. Oh, yeah. What's the worst one, though? The worst subculture?

Yeah, because there's, like, Southern, then there's, like, New Yorker, then there's, like, Cali. You know what I mean? I'm not quite sure of the area. I think, like, Portland? Is that the area? Like, West Coast.

That's basically Cali vibe. Like, just like... Yeah. Just, like, really whiny oh yeah you don't like west coast accents wow okay is that is that your accent makeup no you sound west coast holy shit i've never put that together yeah that's crazy actually how do i sound west coast because you have such a relaxed vibe like you're just like yeah yeah you're just like relaxed on the west coast yeah high tide dude

yeah i'm just gonna go down to the beach and surf a wave, bro. Dude, I think Mika is Larry the Lobster. You put little white stuff under crab nipples? That's a dumb bell. That's a dumb bell. Moist, are there any Australian regional accents that get a certain reputation? So, for example, if you are from the Gold Coast, or if you're from Adelaide... Are you making up shit? How do you know all that? No, he's right. Those are places.

So there's like the Bogan accent. Bogan? Yeah, it's like your version of rednecks. Okay, could you do an impression of it? I don't think I could. Okay, that's fair. It's honestly too far gone for me do they run around like naked like shooting things with like uh we don't have guns we don't have guns we do but we don't have you seen snow yes we have snow in snow in Australia? It does snow in Australia.

But it's opposite, right? Like it snows in the summer. Yeah, like the snow goes up into the sky. It's anti-gravity snow. Yeah, that's crazy. And then they have deserts in the winter, right? Like Christmas is like sand? Yeah, so all Christmas is just really hot, like 40 degrees Celsius days.

Yeah. Oh, Celsius. I forgot about that magical number. That's like a lot of Fahrenheit. Celsius. You fucking queen tit suckers. Get off that sea shit. It's the better system.

It is the better system. Honestly, I do agree because like zero is freezing, right? Yeah. That makes sense. And 100 is boiling and it just makes sense yeah because this makes sense it's also just the sense of scale is so much better i feel like i disagree with that though because no with faraday it's huge like you could have a negative 20 day you could have a 132 day like it's like that's a huge scale but it's like uh like okay

when you have a fever of like 100 degrees and then it's also 100 degrees out it's like okay i can't tell like it just doesn't click for me moist i don't know about you but does it when someone is like oh it's like 80 something degrees out it doesn't it doesn't feel hot because like your body is already like 90 something usually yeah yeah like people say oh it's 100 degrees fahrenheit and so well what does that mean that's hot that's how hot like like pretty hot like you're sweating dude let's just say in celsius well what is it in Celsius? Like 30. That's so much lower.

That's cold. That's below freezing. The top of the scale is like 40. It doesn't really get much hotter than that. 40? Try 110 in the summer, huh? Then you'll be cooking. Moist, maybe you'll agree with this.

I feel like Celsius is also just like so much easier when you break things down into chunks so like zero to ten is cold ten to ten to twenty is like cool to like mild and then 20 to 25 is warm 25 to 30 is hot and then 30 and above is scorching yeah i feel like it just makes sense talking about this is insanity dude it is so nice to talk to someone who is actually using the metric system like and who gets it are you gonna stand for this shit i don't know what any of this is you don't know farinite either moist do you i'm sorry i i need to do you have any hot takes moist damn daniel yeah i don't know what Fahrenheit is, though. Damn! Do you think you could eat more hot dogs

than Joey Chestnut? Who is Joey Chestnut? Okay, look up Joey Chestnut hot dog competition and go to Google Images and just look at all the images of him slurping down hot dogs. Joey Chestnut hot dog competition. What's your favorite Pokemon? Hold on, I'm hot dogs. Joey Chestnut Hot Dog Competition. What's your favorite Pokemon?

Hold on, I'm still on the Joey Chestnut. You hate me, Panda. I have so many questions. This is a great Joey Chestnut bit. I think I could because my diet is just Vegemite and sausages.

Yeah, you could beat him 100%. Yeah, I reckon I could take him. Who is Joey Chestnut? Biden or Trump? Trump. Trump! Woo! Okay, um...

So... Red or blue? Red. Coke or Pepsi? Coke. Coke or Pepsi? Coke. Dick or balls? The balls are underappreciated. Yeah, I agree. You can play with them.

What do you edit with? Wait, wait, wait. Mario or Luigi? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, ignore that one. Waluigi or Wario? This is so disrespectful. What do you mean?

These are such good questions. What do you anyway? Mario or Luigi? What? All right. The sun or the moon? The moon. You take the moon and you take

the sun! What? You take everything. Oh, like Mario Party 6, sun and moon? You guys play that one? No, I just won't say anything. I'm sorry. I'm being really disrespectful. No, say something really funny right now. Mouse or keyboard? Squirrel.

Let's go. Did you say screw? Let's go. What's say screw? Let's go. What's your favorite game? Oh my god. I can't answer that one. What's your favorite food? Okay, never mind.

What's your favorite drink? What's your favorite flavor? What if we let Moist answer the question? What's your favorite body of water? The ocean. What's your favorite... Can we not do the Collins? I'd rather just talk to Moist. What's your favorite type of matter?

Solid. You would. You would. What are you, a gas freak? No, I'm all about the liquids, motherfucker. Thank you very much. Dude, Moist rocks. Can we just have Moist on every time? What are you?

He's Fart Cloud. He's a noble gas. Are you a gassy brat? Do you call him a gassy brat? I'm a gassy brat. Gassy brat. I love Moist. Do you guys even start being more like moist.

Dude, what the hell, man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we're already like moist. Not enough. Panda, can you brat? I can brat all day. Brat's neat. You know that one character from Spongebob,

the fart bubble? Yeah, dude. The dirty bubble? I'd pop him with a bubble. The dirty bubble. Have you seen the one video of this guy dry humping like, you know those balls you use to exercise? Yeah. And they said, this is the dirty bubble.

I love that. What are you saying? What do you mean, what am I saying? Sometimes I listen to the edit and I'm just like, what is a panda run about? The dirty bubble. You like Fortnite? You say it, I like that. It's a normal thing to say.

Roblox or Fortnite? Roblox. Really? Why? I'm just curious. Roblox over Fortnite? Well, you can have Fortnite in Roblox. Yeah, that's true. But you can have Roblox over fortnite well you can have fortnite in roblox yeah that's true but you can have roblox and fortnite now basically you can't have yeah but you guys like quit that recording halfway through so yeah we did do that that's true you guys are just given up now. Minecraft or Roblox. How many videos would you say are like

offset 100%? Maybe a couple of them. Like ever? Yeah. Okay, like how many times, like how often is it you get a video where we like we give up like halfway through? Most of the time. How often is it you get a video where we like, uh, we get up like half late. Yeah.

Moist. I think people listening need to understand that without moist, our videos would not be salvageable. Most of the time. True. You are the, you are the hero of this channel. You got some guys.

He don't need some cut. Fuck. Mika, cut that. Can I make you do stuff, actually? Oh, shit! That's a green screen! That's huge! Can we keep this in so that people know you're asking me to do stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you make the screen spin?

Oh my god! This is crazy! Mika, meet your maker! i'll make it make it rainbow okay i'll make it spin the other way okay no he's not he's not even gonna do this i ask him to edit things and he doesn't fucking do them that is not true i actually do that all the time many times you know i know that is true because i did watch a couple of but most of the i've gotten a lot better with it yeah yeah i remember like the first one after i left he just like forgot to render the little audio thing the visualizer yeah yeah i think i just played like a cat video or something yeah dude we don't try at all dude okay you gotta cut that the viewers can't know that that's why our videos are good at all it's slop you have to you have to go into the slop

yeah please play as fluff does enough like yeah moist how annoyed were you uh i think we had this one pub g video where we asked you to do like 50 things to the screen and the audio um like how annoyed were you because now whenever astro and panda are like do this do this do this like do this and they're just like being like totally uh off the rail or when astro drags in like 20 people into the dude that shit is funny as fuck yeah but very difficult to edit so moist how like how frustrating is that mildly yeah but you know what sometimes like when you guys do it nowadays i just cut it that's awesome i just won't even do it and then we don't even notice i'm taking no i watch all the videos mika is the only one who watches the actual edits yeah thank you mika

you're welcome you're the only one who gives any nights to be fair like with panda and i for actual transparency here we never have any problems with it like it's always good like you just want to cut every funny bit yeah like mika wants to cut everything out make it as a filter yeah to be fair we would probably we've probably been saved by mika many times yeah we would probably be canceled by now i got you it's a thankless job, but somebody's got to do it. Thank you, Mika. Thank you, Moist.

You know what, Moist? Thank you, man. Shout out to Moist, huh? Shout out to Moist. Moist, do you have a favorite bit we've done or a least favorite bit? The human centipede. Favorite and least favorite? My favorite? I want to join the centipede. Can I join it? Yes.

Yeah, but which spot? Because I really want the back. I never wanted to be in it so you could just take that spot. No, Mika. Sorry. Come here. You're already sewed in. Alright, Mika. I'm gonna eat a juicy pie. I can't wait. I'm in the back

so I get all the best hey where am i you can be right in front of me yeah it's a juicy pie it's coming out it's weird for me to offer that to you because it's gonna be coming out of your ass it's juicy pie why don't you go in front of me boys isn't mika behind a panda yeah so i think the way it went is it was schlatt because he's the money so schlatt into panda into mika and i guess now into moist and then into me yeah because i want the sloppy fifths all right so this where's this juicy pie all right here comes oh geez mika i'm notede. Okay, it flies through Mika's body. Digestion speeds at a very fast rate. Oh, Jesus Christ. You ate that

like you enjoyed it. Wait, is it coming? Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God! So moist. You wanted me to connect back around? So it's like an horrible the patreoners are so lucky

they get the best shit they literally get the best shit the shit that's been through all of us moist do you agree with that were the patreon sections actually better because we always had this perception that the patreon sections were better I think it's this weird psychological thing where we know that youtube isn't watching it so we like take the breaks off a little i think that's what it is can we just put

this in the youtube instead we would say that like half the time we would record we'd be like why don't we just swap it yeah if you if you want like if you guys are down i can actually just release this as a full episode we could just release it as a what about a little treat yeah as a little treat yeah just to have moist really really because most you're the guest of honor so heck yeah well moist as the guest of honor do you want to ask our caller enters a question or what like how do you want to do this as a guest of honor i'm gone oh geez moist you know how this goes oh brother we could be like do you guys have any questions for moist yeah honestly that should it should

just be a moist q a i think okay let's do it all right let's uh let's bring in some people moist and uh why did i sorry i for our audio listeners i just put in uh i just let the call in people know that you're on and the very first response i get like immediately is it's friday like one millisecond later yeah we're recording on a tuesday so it's moist friday oh moist friday moist friday all right we're gonna bring in uh merble what's up merble welcome to the sleep to five podcast hey merble hi guys hi myrtle hi how is everyone good we're really good because moist is here and he's been regaling the great memes from the past but you have a great opportunity here myrtle the first the one and only you get to ask moist a question of your choice it's q a time with moist you're about to just drop a q a on me oh my god yep um damn everything i can think of is so boring no moist is very interesting moist

will spin anything okay beautiful journalistic material okay boring question what is like the not the process but like how do you make something funny that is not funny what's the implication there nothing okay are you saying the boys aren't funny is that what i'm saying yeah what are you trying to say? If you get a bland moment, what do you do? No offense to any of you, I'm just... Yeah, no, I'll just blast some music over it, usually. That's fair.

People don't realize that it's boring. Yeah, that's a little trick. Because I imagine there's some kind of dead air sometimes, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, all the time. Like half the record. But no, that's cool. I didn't have any questions

prepped. Now I feel rude. That was a really good question. That was a great question, honestly. That was a drag of a question. I'm so sorry. That was a great question. Would you rather be a squirrel or a mouse? A mouse.

Moist, come on, dude. We thought you were base. Come on, bro. Moist is base for asking that question. Thank you, Moist. No, get him out of here. Alright, bye. Thanks for coming on, Merble. See ya. We're going to bring on Zod, who is very excited to see that Moist is here.

Ooh. Yo, what's up, Zod? What up, Zod, who is very excited to see that Moist is here. Ooh. Yo, what's up, Zod? What up, Zod? Welcome to my podcast. Hi. Hello. Moist, what's your favorite album of last? Favorite album?

I don't... Also, I love your... Thank you. See, the problem is I only listen to house music. That's bass. That's actually so awesome. That's bass. I don't know, maybe

this is going to sound weird, but I like a guy called Partyboy69. What? Partyboy69? That's an awesome name. Wait, Party, not Party? Yeah, Party.

With an I. Wait, what? Party with an I. You gotta spell this out for me. I'm a dumb American. Yeah. Oh, party boy, I see. Okay, I found it. Party, P-I-R-T-I-B-O-I-69. This is crazy.

Oh, I thought it was party like... I thought it was party as in like taking a shit. Yeah, taking a shit. Like that. Like a hot fecal funny. Yeah, panda. like I thought it was potty shit yeah like that like a hot fecal funny panda can you do another one your's are so wet yeah

what's your technique I just get all slobbery like a dog that's disgusting thanks for coming on Zod no problem always an honor thank you Zod

alright let's bring on EJ Minion yo what's up EJ Minion welcome to the sleep to cry podcast dude party boy gets like naked hello what I beg you to please rephrase what you just said sorry i gotta what's up ej minion do you have a question for moist our guest of honor. I'm actually, I was so excited when I heard Moist was here.

I think Moist, frankly, he's pretty awesome. I think all of you guys are awesome. But as for Moist, I'd like to say, what is one of, am I allowed to ask this? What is one of like, how often

are you like watching the recordings and you're like so flabbergasted by what they say like from like the raw content unedited content oh the unedited content oh no oh that's bad yeah we can't show i don't think i don't even think i can talk about that that's what i'm saying is like i'm sure if this is a question. Yeah, no, no. Sometimes, sometimes I'm flogged. Sometimes they say some real vile shit. Well, I do have

one question for you guys. I was just talking to my friends saying I'm thinking about getting a Jackbox Party Pack. Do you know which one's the best one to get? What's your favorite Jackbox Party Pack? Ooh. Are you playing it to have fun party pack oh what depends are you playing it like to have fun like just in a room or are you playing it for like content

we're playing it to have fun you know the one that has what kind of question is that i'm so sorry i fucking suck dude youtube is right yeah youtube is right i really like the uh the trivia murder party one i think it's jackbox 3. It has TKO. It has Gaspinage, Quiplash, and Trivia Murder Party. Those are all four really good, in my opinion, for fun in the living room. I like number four. I think number four is fun. Which one is four?

What does it have on four? Bracketeering, Monster Seeking, Monster Fibbage 3, Survive the Internet, and Civic Doodle. I like Survive the Internet. Survive the Internet is good, yeah. My next victim. Thanks for coming on, EJMinion. Yeah, it was an honor talking to you guys

and maybe I'll see you guys another day. Arrivederci. Arrivederci, man. Watch out for Party Boy. Watch out for Party Boy. Dude, he actually gets ass naked on stage. We're going to bring on Caroline.

Hey, what's up, Caroline? Welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. Hi. Do you have a question you'd like to ask our guest of honor, Moist? Damn, Daniel. Oh my god. Damn.

Moist rocks. Why Moist? he's fucking awesome no why that name okay i'm not asking what he's on i'm asking when you take that name people either love it or hate it so i just like seeing people getting disgusted by it honestly oh that makes sense yeah they're like yeah moist yeah that's a gross word not really ew that was moist thank you i'm gonna vom vom yeah something mika would mika you would, you would say Vom. That was Mika Kora. That was Mika Kora. No, I was pleasantly surprised you said Vom because the other day I said Locash.

And nobody says Locash. Dude, fuck off. People are not real. You guys want to vent your time. Locash. Yeah, Caroline, you should start rocking with Locash. My sister gets really mad at me when I say Vom think you know what we've got to bring we've got to bring vom to the masses that's some surfing shit it used to be pretty big like it i got it from jenna marbles she used to

say it a lot dude jenna marbles is the most californian person ever she literally lives in california this is some california she's from rochester new york i just put a show in rochester new york that's actually that's actually so perf how that works out you know i'll say bring jenna marbles back yeah i got it from her so i love jenna marbles that's the that's the white girl in me for sure. I listened to her so much that I started to pick up on her speech and stuff. So I just started saying mom. I watch all the dog videos. Every single one.

And the makeup ones. I also have a chihuahua. Oh my god, so cute. What's the chihuahua's name? His name is Jack. He's 11. He's 6 pounds. Shout out to Jack.

Moist is almost 6 pounds. What does that mean? Because you're a dog. I weighed you. I weighed you on stage. Moist, you have that dog in you? I do have that dog in me. I got that cat in me. I got that pussy in me.

Pussy? Thanks for coming on, Caroline. Thanks for having me. Thanks, Caroline. Can we have to scream it? Because you have an exclamation point? Bye. Oh. Oh.

What the fuck, Mika? You turned into Jorgen. What's his name? Carolina, if you're listening to this, I'm so sorry. I didn't see that you were going to say that. Was I the only one that heard that? Mika's left is Seth Rogen.

I heard that. Mika can do a Seth Rogen. Do your Seth. It's so good. It's way too good. Thank you. We got that Seth Rogen solidarity. We're going to bring on Pine as our final guest. Yo, what's up, Pine?

Welcome to Sleep Defy podcast. Oh, hey. What's it ask? I love that movie, Promare. re-watched it it's amazing great movie so you have to ask question of moist now because moist is amazing and we love them yeah we all get over the podcast um have you been thinking of like doing film photography and like trying to kind of like just release them like like post about it talk about like how you do it because i've been looking into like these different film photography

youtubers and i think they're like really amazing film photography yeah so what you're saying is i should veer away from editing for sleep i guess guess I haven't been really interested in photography I haven't personally but it seems interesting I've always had an interest in that kind of thing I've been trying to also get like a bunch of cameras from the 90s I have an Apple camera from like I don't know

1994 that's fun dude the only issue is I need a cable that only works on MacBooks from that era You should try you should try new egg they have a lot of old What do you mean store no no it was just cute it was just cute honestly

you should try walmart oh have you heard of amazon you should try amazon whatever that's awesome how did you get into film photography I mean I haven't really gotten many like I haven't been able to

kind of like i don't know what it's called carrying the photos because i don't have any like station or setup i heard that's cheap to do in cvs but it's not as good so i'm kind of like waiting on it you got to make that red room like they do in the tv shows right yeah dunk that shit in the red room holy shit that's just crazy it looks like satan's asshole in there i just remembered my school has one i could just use that there you go yeah perfect it works out great feel free to post your um your photos i'd love to take a look sure thanks yeah we'll have a good one Pine you too alright Moist do you have any final words for the people listening at home

uh pay me that's what Moist yeah I expect a quarter of the earnings now oh cut the footage

cut him over I haven't said it yet now. Oh. We can cut the footage. We can cut the footage. Game over. Game over. I haven't said it yet. Can't end it. Game over. I'll do a moist. Game over. Moist, if you don't say game over right now, Moist, I'm going to have an AI

say it for you. Game over. You wouldn't go to that outfit. Oh, he's right. Planted redo. That was surprisingly good. Game over. Game over. Game over.

You really want to end this? No, I have no. No. We're keeping this going. Yeah, this is going to be our first one hour, 30 minute podcast. Let's fucking do it. Yeah, let's get Tim Allen in here. Hey, what's up, Tim?

Tim Allen, what's up? Do the noise. Ooh. Do it. Ooh. Yeah. Okay, all right. I'm good.

I'm good. Game over. Game over. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you end it? No. Let me get Tim Allen back in. Tim, one more time. Ooh. Ooh. Game over Wait wait wait Did you end it? No Tim one more time Do it

Okay okay game over Wait wait wait one more time One more time One more for a good time That one was better than all the other ones One more time. One more for a good time. Oh my god. That one was better than all the other ones. Wait, wait, wait. Can you do it in Australian?

Do the voice but with an Australian accent. I don't know if I can do that. Come on, please. I don't know. Come on, just one. Just one. Oh my god, it's our Australian! Alright, I'm done. Game over.

Game over. Game over. Game over.