Sleep Deprived Podcast - Derp - SDP #144

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

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Hey, everybody, welcome back to sleep to the sleep deprived podcast episode one hundred forty four sup freak birches. I think I just had a brain moment. I forgot how to do these intros. Do it again. Hey, everybody, welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode one hundred forty four. Do it again. Hey, everybody, welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 144 how many times would you do it if i just kept telling you to do it again hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 144

one more time that was pretty good but yeah hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 144 i don't like you said the four can you say it again yeah can you say 144 can you like really pronunciate it out hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 144 that's not too sassy wait now can you say it with a higher voice? Higher pitch? Yeah, and British. Yeah, British. British or higher pitched? I'm confused.

Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 144. He sounded like a little prince, like the sniveling prince that you would kick around? No, say it like Shrek. Oh, say it like Shrek. Okay. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 144. Okay, now do donkey.

I'm kidding. Don't do donkey. Hey, everybody. Is that donkey that donkey yeah that's donkey now now do donkey yeah now do donkey okay hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 144 pizza hut more like pizza but pizza hut more like pizza but not doing a morse code Pizza Hut? More like Pizza Butt Pizza Hut More like Pizza Butt Now do it in Morse Code Uh

Do do do do Do do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Oh god you don't want to say that you said the wrong thing That's a really bad word You can't say that anymore You gotta practice your Morse code.

That's... You're saying... Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, God! You could only get away with that in the 1820s, Mika. Maybe even earlier than that. They would cancel you for that in the 1820s. Can you imagine getting cancelled in the 1820s?

That just means, like, somebody shoots you in the head. Get guillotined. Yeah. That's true. getting canceled in the 1820s that just means like somebody shoots you in the head yeah yeah yeah that happens you know people these days people in the 1820s man let me tell you this generation's so weak back in my day we'd watch people get guillotined. You know, I actually feel like unironically, I feel so old. I with complete sincerity and unironically said kids these days when I was driving home. Wow. Yeah. Not in a bad way, but like, you know, like, oh, kids these days because they were just doing something silly.

You're kind of, you know, like an old soul in a good way. like you kind of have that warm sort of like plaid type feel to you know you you take out a newspaper you with a cup of joe that kind of thing when you move the pages you don't just use your finger you you put your finger on your tongue yeah you put your finger in your tongue and you do it with each page thank you can we uh can we substitute the cup of joe with like a cup of tea oh so you're british about it well it's i don't know if i ever told you but i i i only only one time did i try doing coffee that was for a couple months over the summer and it was very low doses because low doses it's not a heroin i'm tired of the t-cells mogging on the coffee wokes that no like it doesn't all you do is mog there's nothing wrong with coffee i'm not i'm not saying there's anything wrong with coffee i think coffee is delicious probably and it tastes wonderful you

know very rich flavor rich history but i uh i got a panic attack multiple times while drinking coffee and it just like it's too much sometimes you know you just have to wait what you had a panic attack drinking coffee yeah well i guess the caffeine works too well on me so did i don't know if i told you the story but they had like a free coffee day at my high school and they just brought out like these coolers of coffee not cool and then you microdose the medium roast i didn't well i did microdose the medium roast but i guess you could call it a mega dose because i had like one liter thermos and i got a liter of coffee yeah that's a lot yeah yeah and um so in math class i straight up had like a panic attack like in front of everybody it was super embarrassing don't laugh at that so i just

like went outside and like sat by the lockers while i was like on the floor shaking and then this other time in the future i tried i was like okay maybe that was too much so i tried just like a regular cup like a few months later and it also gave me a panic attack. And then like later, uh, in like, you just had a shot. Well, yeah. In uni,

I tried just like a small amount and like, it was fine, but it did make me shaky. So I think it's just too effective. I love that. You want to know the secret trick to how I get everything done? What? I,

uh, take a bunch of edibles and then I, I like chug like a ton of caffeine and I'm literally unstoppable. I'm like fucking Batman. I'm on that great core, Zaza. Yeah, that reminds me of Panda. You were going to say something, I think.

Yeah, I was going to say that even though I'm laughing at you, a similar thing happened to me. I had a few of these meth pills and I was freaking the fuck out. I legitimately thought I was going to have a heart attack. Like my heart was fucking racing. I was winning balls. It was some crazy shit though.

I know exactly what you're talking about though. Like that panic attack shit's real. Wait, but why were you taking meth? I don't know what it was. I don't know what it was. But I know exactly what you're talking about. And that shit was fucking terrifying. I don't know what you was but i know exactly what you're talking about and that shit was fucking terrifying i don't know what you're talking about what is a meth pill how can you get your hands on a meth pill unless you're talking about like adderall or something

dude no you can't just say i had a meth pill what? Yeah, I microdosed my heroin pill the other morning and it was fucking crazy. Dude, you can't just say I had a panic attack off that break or heroin pill the other day. Mika, I just want you to know you're not alone. I know exactly what you went through. I know how fucking terrifying that shit was. No, Panda, this is different. I was even running and I was still like,

I felt like I was going to have a heart attack. Panda, you took a meth pill. Admit it. Panda mogged on you. What does that mean? A panda drug mogged you. You got mogged. What is mogging?

You guys don't know mogging? No. Okay, mogging, and then a hot girl comes in and takes all the attention. Oh, shit. So in this scenario, Panda just drug mogged you. His meth pill is so much cooler than your coffee microdose that you just got drug-mogged. That is insane.

Mogged. Yeah, well, I can relate to being mogged any time me and Panda step into the same room. Who's doing the mogging and who's the the same room who's doing the mogging and who's the moggy panda's doing the mogging oh that was a nice compliment yeah and then mika takes off his um his flesh oh shit and he takes you yeah then he mugs me no no because see you wear a mask because you're like uh you know how um for hours of time no no there's this one character in jjk who covers his mouth with uh with uh some cover i can't remember his name because any anything he says thank you yeah anything maki says no no not maki inu maki oh thanks anything inu maki says people

will follow his command so panda actually wears like a mask because anyone who gazes upon his true self just falls viciously in love with him can you imagine that guy talks about like sushi and food for like a year straight and then he looks at you and he's like come that well like what do you you would come so much on the spot or he's just like chop off your dick that would be uh that'd be pretty wild do you know this guy panda basically this guy so he he can't speak like he can only talk about like seafood but what that means is like the longer he goes like only talking about seafood the command that he says when he's not talking about seafood is even stronger so he can like get people to do things by just commanding them so like for usually he'll use it just just to go like stop you know and

then someone like stops in their tracks but imagine if he like made you come like he can make you do anything wait so what does it have to do with seafood well he i don't know like the seafood is just like the way that he powers it up and it's just quirky you know oh wait so he eats seafood and that's how he has this ability no he just talks about it like he just goes like roe salmon like that kind of shit cod yeah how do you think of that like tuna and stuff i think it's drugs i think everything's drugs no you know what i think i think uh i think the writer of jjk i think he just never like fully stepped out of that childhood imagination because i feel like a lot of the jjk rules are invented by a child like i wouldn't be surprised if he's actually just if he's actually just like taking inspiration from a kid that his like sister has or something did you guys ever play the penis

game uh is that where you try to put your penises in each other's foreskin? No, no, no. You try to say penis. Okay, one person says penis and the other person says penis and you're in a public setting. You try to say it as loud as possible. Okay, let's start. Penis. Penis. Penis!

Penis! Penis! What? What did you... What you said was so distorted that it was just... Have you guys actually heard that, though? I have a confession.

You played it? You played the penis game? I have played that game. That's crazy. Did you win? This one time, yes, actually. This was from my wild days, you know, when I was a wild youth.

Wild youth. You are an old soul. You're like already 80. Yeah, you're like trapped. Trapped? You're like trapped in a young man's body let's just say

I've done a lot of living you know back in my day do you think there's just like an old man inside review bra just like screaming trying to crawl his way out how old is he like spiritually 300 do you guys believe in reincarnation like do you believe in old soul

honestly like like at this point yeah you do yeah like fuck it it's all a cycle man damn what about you panda i have no idea well one thing about reincarnation that always puzzled me was like, if people are being recycled, it's like, where do the new souls come from? As the human population is growing. Do you know what I mean? When you kill a boss in Soul Eater, they drop a soul. It's like when Al Capone dies in episode two, he drops a soul. And then you eat it.

Or you could say Dark Souls. They drop souls too and there's also the kia soul i had this idea for a game that she would do so well so like you have so you're like you and like year 2000 or some shit but you're like you have okay okay so you're in the year 2000 and you have this entire lineage behind you and everyone has like a special power like maybe your great great great grandpa he was like a drug lord so he knows how to finesse a racist yeah and then all the way back then like you had a caveman who was super strong and then you have like a character wheel of all those abilities you can pick them okay isn't that just how genetics actually is because like i think like

my great great grandpa was was baseball so i got i got some baseball skills you know but i got like the baseball quirk my hero i guess yeah it's kind of like a like a wheel like a you know like a character wheel how you can have upgrades pretty cool I like I like like I like you you could pick like maybe some guy back then was a pirate you could pick that and then you're like a pirate oh yeah should be crazy so how would you yeah how would you determine like would this be determined on people's actual DNA or like how many options thinking it'd be like random like you just get random like sequences so i think for we need to make like thousands of options yeah well like you could code in something awesome like uh like one of your ancestors was like a literal like greek god this sounds like the hardest game to make ever yeah and then maybe one of one of your ancestors could be like uh like a fungus

well well here's the thing it could be even something so boring like it could be a like a neat a loser guy just sits in all day but but maybe that guy's really good at reading so you can take his reading ability and you're amazing at reading that's kind of what does that do for you in the game like what's the actual game? Maybe there's a reading contest and you win it. You win a lot of money. The game that you're describing, you can do anything.

This is just Second Life, I think. You want to make Second Life even more complicated. I don't know anything about Second Life except it was in the Nerd vs. Geek rap battle. Second Life was crazy my mom played second life it's been a while dude is second life you live a second life you create

like a person that like just does what like you know you could be a businessman or let's say you just want to be a cashier or something and and that'd be really funny living as being a cashier and then you uh you just live your life that way but you could like kind of do whatever damn i stole my idea well you could call it third life yeah mine would be called like evolution life or something yours would be called the 2000s life because it's set and well pando it's interesting because you're describing like a like a second life or like a sims game i thought you were describing like an action game like imagine a platformer where like that's what i was thinking that's what i was thinking like a fighting game like uh yeah you're like you get a guy who can

read really well and then like during the fight you can read a book on how to like do karate and then you know how to do karate instantly during the fight and he can beat up someone you know why wouldn't why wouldn't you summon like an ancestor who knows karate in that instance ancestors are dead no he's describing crollo lucifer from hunter hunter and that's a really strong character he just reads a book like mid battle and uh gets like he like understands how a power works and then just like learns it on the Lucifer from Hunter x Hunter and that's a really strong character. He just reads a book mid-battle and he understands how a power works and then just learns it on the fly.

It's kind of cool. Or you can have that one guy that can eat inanimate objects and be perfectly fine. Like this guy's eating metal and steel in an airplane. You could harness that guy's abilities. You could just eat things. That could be useful. Wouldn't you just eat the other fighter? I guess. that seems like an op character what if you have an ancestor who's really good at fighting games

so it turned like it it breaks yeah wall and like suddenly you control both of them or something yeah wouldn't this be the funnest game ever? That'd be crazy. In general, a quirky fighting game just sounds fun. We need more cool fighting games, you know? You just got the same three every couple of years. Well, at the risk of sounding like a total loser, I'm actually really excited

for the League of Legends fighting game. You do sound like a total loser. That wasn't a risk that was like 100 guaranteed hit it looks good it looks good overkill on the you're like that was bullseye and it was never gonna miss why aren't you giving it a chance it looks genuinely league of legends fighting game yeah project ancestors were cucks bro it's called project l it's really it looks like oh dude no no okay to be fair they chose a bad name to be fair the name could use some work but it looks like it would be a lot of

fun okay so i'm i'm actually gonna i'm gonna meet mika here and i'm gonna say it league of legends the characters the designs are pretty good thank you yes okay the actual game are dope actual game dog shit dog shit i think maybe we can agree to disagree here i think you know project now i think everyone likes different things and that is okay that's okay that's okay but you know what i you know what fighting game i because i i i'm i have a thing for fighting games i really like dragon ball fighters yeah panda i like uh played that yeah how does dragon ball fighters go is it a lot like those other like shonen fighting games where it's sort of uh what would you call it like it's it's not 2d side scrolling it's like it is 2d side scrolling it is 2d okay i'm gonna be weird

here i kind of like the naruto ones and like the other shit like that where it's like oh yeah like a storm you like yeah yeah well nowadays they make a ton of games that are like that like you can they have like a jiu-jitsu kaisen one and all that shit i've never played them but when i was a kid i used to play ninja storm i should be awesome i respect it i personally prefer when when it's like 2d and and locked in that place that's the classic that's the classic i i i picked up the new street fighter because i was like you know maybe this is the year i get into the 2d fighting and i was so bad i was trying to play that character that's all in on the feet

there's like this girl that's like yeah she like does feet shit uh can you describe her she's like emo and gosh she looks like karomi if it was a human um we could just see the feet yeah look up the feet street if you pursue street fighter it probably comes up are you talking about man no no she's cool too though but it's uh no it's the one search up street fighter feet the girl comes up i actually don't i don't i don't want to look that up. Suggest Street Fighter feet. It comes up. Her name is Juri. J-U-R-I.

She's got feet, dude. She literally has her victory poses. She waves her little toes at you and shit. But I like Chun-Li, too. Chun-Li? Chum-Li? I don't know how you say it. Chun-Li.

Chun-Li. Yeah, she's a classic for sure she's a staple but i sucked ass of that game so i i sold it well there's a bit of a learning curve i'm not gonna lie i think street fighter is like a bit harder to get into yeah that's why i like the naruto one because you just press like triangle triangle or something and then sasuke goes like kirin and then a giant fucking dragon comes down and does like 50 of your health i think you would like dragon ball fighters because it is it is it's like i don't know any of the characters i read the first 50 chapters and and it was just like a little little little goku he's like a little runt and he was like walking around like

stealing panties wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait are you talking about just dragonball like the dragonball yeah the dragon you can't start with the dragonball you can't do that it's isn't that where it starts yeah he's a little boy you should think of it more as like a like a prequel i think it's better to start with dragon ball z yes all right but what's the best i'm gonna search a dragon ball i'm gonna search a dragon ball z right now characters and i'm gonna pick my favorite piccolo i'm gonna pick my favorite and i've never watched okay i'm gonna pick piccolo is so fun to play i'm gonna look vegeta i'm gonna pick my favorite okay okay i'm gonna i picked my favorite Can I

Okay who's your favorite and why is it Trunks Which one is Trunks Okay go ahead and share your favorite Well I'm gonna describe it I don't know what it's name is Okay It's a cat Oh is it Poir It's purple cat

That's probably Poir Oh no that's Beerus That is Beerus Let me look that up beerus that's beerus the hairless cat the sphinx cat is that one that's that one good he's dressed up in like oh fuck yeah dude all right i love yeah beerus i like cats i'm all in on beers oh what's that one that's got the big green twin towers on the head? Oh, that's Cell. That's Incel, yeah.

Incel? Why is it wet on the ground? Perfect Cell. What happened? I'm Cell. I am Cell. I think Astro just... What happened, Astro? What?

What? What are you what so you're an insult who are your favorite characters panda god dude kiwi knocked over uh my favorite character is kiwi oh my god yeah kiwi is pretty dope no vegeta piccolo bar i like that taste and paranga i do like that taste i like uh i like trunks piccolo um i think vegeta is a cool character. I like I like Beerus as well. You know who I don't like? Who? Goku? It's Goku.

No, Goku's okay. You know what I don't like about Goku? I don't like how he's always like, I want to fight you just because I want to fight. I kind of like that because it's fun, but it's just stupid.

Your world was about to blow up, and you're like, I just want to fight you just because. Oh, God. But yeah, I don't like Boo. I don't like Boo too much either. I think Kid Boo is okay, though. You guys don't understand what's happening right now. What happened?

Keeley knocked over, like, an entire cup of soda. And it's everywhere. Is it sugary soda? Yeah. Dude, it's everywhere. Ooh, I'm sorry. That's rough. It's rough.

Yeah, so she's probably going to need to clean that up. Looks like it's up to me and you now, Panda. Don't let this distract you from the fact that Boo was probably the worst antagonist. I mean, think about it. You had Frieza. Frieza was always into that. Frieza was always the big bad guy.

He destroyed the entirety of the Sai bad guy. He destroyed the entirety of the Saiyan race. He's like, of course he's gonna be one of the worst, but also best villains. After that, Cell. Cell was always on another level. He evolved. He was on some other shit. And then Boo, he's just fucking annoying. He's just like,

Hi Boo! Fuck that piece of gum. Guys, you're never gonna believe it what my book that holds my IRC password is covered in soda I believe it what's an IRC

password you guys wanna go on IRC chat what nevermind keep going about you're talking about fucking Vegeta did the fucking super saiyan goku vagina smash talk about that vagina oh I got some wipes

aren't cats just the silliest little goobers can I tell you about this cat I'm obsessed with right now well it better not be kiwi we're at war now a kiwi is always based i still not today i still love kiwi she's such a cutie god it's on my it's on my computer did i ever show you that picture i took with kiwi where she's just like sitting on my chest and like we're staring each other in the eyes oh i gotta see this i'll uh i'll i'll dm it to each of you guys individually um i i'm obsessed Oh yeah, this cat.

This is such, yeah, this is a Mika cat. Like, if you were a cat, Mika, this would be you. Thank you. That is honestly a great honor. So I found out about Mr. Fresh on TikTok. And then I found out like the whole lore behind how there's, a live cam in China of just stray cats being fed. And Mr. Fresh chooses only the finest, uh,

freshest food to eat. And, um, he's just really cute how he likes, how he, what do you mean? What's the good food that he's eating? Like food pellets that drop from good well i mean

you eat a food pellet no i mean it's the fine choy deep fried bok choy it's the finest they can do it's because i mean they have to like it's an organization that has set up like dozens of boxes feeding boxes and like you know it's not like they can provide like fresh fresh food like from a can because that picture you sent is deep as fuck really yeah it's like it's like one of those images of like a wolf you know this is actually the worst day i'm sorry astrid that flipping sucks there's literally soda everywhere how did i not know i think this happened while we were recording and i didn't notice i'm so sorry i mean at least i think i'm noticing it kind of early yeah i mean you know as long as you wipe away the sugar, you should be good. You know, like, dude, it's all OK.

So it's spread across my desk and it's dripping onto the floor and it's splattered like a diarrhea blast onto my computer and wires like this is like, OK, imagine I'm basically Lane. Imagine Lane like her setup, but then splattered with shit that's what this is is there ever an episode i didn't finish lane is there ever an episode where lane spills a giant baja blast because that's basically what's happening yeah that was a bonus cut she went to like uh like a mcdonald's and got one of those backpacks that secretly has a giant jug to like get all the liquid out and then she just put all over her setup if you guys want to hear more about come on the walls make sure to follow us on the patreon are we going there already we are we sure are you know you don't have to worry about recording right now i feel like you have maybe

more pressing issues to tend to no i'm gonna have a'm going to have a quip every once in a while. Just, you know, I am cleaning, okay? Okay, sure, yeah, thank you. I'm going to come in with a quip. Bababoo. Yeah. Follow us over to the Patreon. Bonus episodes.

I just said that shit, bro. Okay, bababooey, bababooey.