Sleep Deprived Podcast - DREAM FACE REVEAL - Sleep Deprived Podcast #78

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 78. How's it going? Audio listeners heard it first. Audio listeners heard it first on audio platforms. And maybe you're the only people who heard it, because this podcast is, you know, we're still being censored, but that's fine. Mainstream media censoring us yet again. Exactly. Mika, what do you have to say about the mainstream media censoring us yet again exactly mika what do you have to say about the mainstream media um here's what i have to say about here's what here's what i have to say about uh yeah mika's in a silly goofy mood you can't just sing you can't just sing it's a question you got to answer it properly man

he's moving the goalposts moving the goalposts yeah that's what i think all right yeah you're strawmanning that was a big strawman yeah that was a huge show ad hominem i'm just right now i'm seeing your red herring and i don't like it i would like you to remove it from the field of play because these are traditional rules of engagement that we are currently um operating in moist cut that no moist leave that, no, I made a disgusting noise. I cannot load the fucking BBs in this magazine. I cannot load the BBs into this magazine. Just be honest, they're real bullets, man. They're not.

Oh, you're talking about a gun magazine. It's a real gun. I thought you were talking about a magazine, like a book. No. Slat's getting ready for war. Yeah, I heard that Elon said n nukes are gonna blow everyone up they're gonna draft youtubers first no they're not yeah they would not yeah we're they're entertainment we're like squid game yeah if they uh if they honestly like a youtuber in a draft

i feel like they would just like pull a camera out'd be like, today I got sent to the front lines. Imagine a vlog during D-Day. That would have been so sick. Ryan Trahan, the Bullet series. He starts with one bullet, and he has to win the war. Wait, that's like that one YouTuber with the penny. What is that? That's like the one YouTuber with the penny, and he turns into a Tesla.

That was literally him. Oh! That was him. Yeah. Oh, well, now I feel stupid feel stupid you do feel stupid don't you well hey incredibly there's no need to bully panda dude i thought i was making like such a funny joke so guys twitch con is happening wow Wow. Yeah. Who cares? Well, you know, I brought it up because it's in our bullet list of things to talk about, and I feel kind of blindsided now.

Looks boring. It does look boring. It probably stinks in there. It probably is so smelly. Oh, my God. Imagine the stench. What are those wooden things that you put over your nose so you don't smell all that shit? Like a thing you clip clothes onto? Yeah, like a clip thing.

You gotta put that over your nose when you're at TwitchCon because it's so stinky. Ew, yuck. Yeah. Well, Schlatt, how come you're not at TwitchCon? Because the last time I went to TwitchCon

it was the worst weekend of my life. You wanna talk about that? Well, Mika, I face revealed and then 30 minutes later, I got in an Uber to the airport. And I was like holding my head in my hands the whole time, hoping that no one would see me. Because I thought that everyone would be looking for me at the airport wow yeah and then the whole weekend um i saw a photo of me posted to twitter on on twitter before someone actually came up to me for a photo wow that sounds really disturbing yeah and every photo uh looked different of me and then uh i was nervous about them coming out because people would be like oh schlatt just changed

form again and i was not comfortable with uh with all the photos yeah and i remember michael mcchill had a had a android phone with a face smoothing feature on it that made me look like a baby. And then a second later, Anvenom came out with his Android phone, and he had a face sharpening one. And so I looked like an old man in that one. It was the wackiest sequence of events. And no, the convention actually sucked balls like it was not fun at all did they just kind of give you a ball pit and they were like okay everyone can just play in the ball pit yeah it was an it was one empty ball like it was an empty warehouse room with one

ball pit in the center is that where that image comes from yeah no fucking way yeah that comes from twitch con yeah no it wasn. That was the convention floor. Yeah, I remember that. People were really upset about that panda. They were making a huge deal about it. Yeah, because I peed in it. You what? Amen.

Well, I guess that's kind of like the danger of face revealing is like, yeah, especially when it's fresh and what dude that's the best segue ever oh okay thank you i'm actually kind of proud of that segue i don't know if you guys are as well like if you could love it like seven like seven out of ten i give it a five i think here here no no no you you just called it the best segue ever and you gave me a 5 out of 10 I can change my mind

can I not change my mind? do I have to be stubborn with all my opinions? no I changed my mind explain yourself panda because you could have made it about because I'm sure dream is at vidcon and you could have segued it that way at vidcon?

he's not at vidcon a panda and you know what he's not at twitchCon, a panda. And you know what? He's not at TwitchCon either. He's nowhere. He backed out. It's bullshit. I stood in line for six hours to see Dream. True.

But he wasn't there. That is fucked up that he did that. That is really fucked up. I can't believe that. Why didn't he apologize for that? I know. I know. But I saw Georgie.

You did? Saw a little sap nap. Okay. Well, that's not bad. What's the other one uh muffin muffin the fourth one muffin yeah but yeah like i'm sure dream is probably feeling pretty anxious right about now like going in public people taking pictures of his face posting it online yeah that actually sounds horrible yeah like i'm i i think i would actually never leave my house again if like i went outside and then i saw a picture of my face on the internet that i had no memory of it being taken and it was like a random person posting it and no control over when or how it gets used like it's a little scary, but honestly, at the end of the day,

I'd rather just go in headfirst than be nervous about it forever. If the options is not jumping in the pool or jumping in the pool, you just jump in the pool. Your balls are going to be a little cold at first, but then you warm right up. Honestly, I've gotten used to not jumping in the pool just yeah your balls are gonna be a little cold at first but then you warm right up i mean honestly i've gotten used to like not jumping in the pool i think at this point i will just never jump in the pool he's like built a house outside you don't have to jump in the pool i didn't say you had to did i did i say you had to jump in the pool jesus christ

man i'm sensing a lot of said it was i just said it was there was an option right like i'm just trying to load these mags bro i'm just trying to load these mags, bro. I'm just trying to load these fucking mags. I'm getting a little concerned about these mags. Yeah, those sound like Skittles. They're little metal BBs. This fucking speed loader keeps jamming, though. It's the worst ever.

Speed loaders are a Call of Duty attachment. Yeah, that's how I load them. That's awesome. Do you have, like, the double mag that you can, like, they're taped to each other? Yeah, the duct tape mag? Yeah, I load them. That's awesome. Do you have the double mag that you can... They're taped to each other? Yeah, the duct tape mag? Yeah, I have that. Yeah.

That's actually a cool-looking attachment. Oh, do you have thermal sights? I have the heartbeat sensor, actually. Really? Yeah, it detects every white person. That probably beeps a lot in texas yeah we did that shit that shit beeps do you have the uh do you have the uh the jumbo spatulatron 3000 for enhanced uh burger flipping capabilities. The what? The Jumbo Spatulatron

3000. The Jumbo Spatulatron 3000? Yeah. Enhanced for burger flipping capabilities? Yeah. No, I don't... No. Alright. Okay. You got any killstreaks equipped?

No. I mean, I used to run Predator, Harrier, Chopper, Gunner, but these days no i don't got any killstreaks equipped no i mean i used to run predator harrier chopper gunner but these days i run uh harrier chopper gunner and then nuke yeah that is the way but when i'm feeling a little frisky and i don't want to do all the work myself sometimes i'll do pred harrier pave low oh the pave low Pave Low is honestly slept on. Honestly slept on. How do you feel about just going like UAV, counter UAV care package?

That is, okay. If you want to get fucked in the ass with a big dildo, maybe you do that one. You get an EMP, which is like the worst killstreak for how Maybe you do that one. You get an EMP, which is like the worst kill streak for how much you have to get. 15 kills for an EMP.

Yeah, that is the worst. That trade makes no sense. Not super worth it. You know, honestly, what do you think about Care Package, Sentry Gun, Predator Missile? That has got to be the worst shit I've ever heard, dude. Yeah, that's pretty bad. Call of Duty and guns, yeah.

Panda, what class did you run? Are you insulting us or something? The only game, the only main COD game I played, and don't laugh at me, was Advanced Warfare. And I loved that game. Wow. I loved that game. That game was so fun. Wow.

Woo. Oh, man. Wow, what a hoot. Did you guys play that game? No. No That game was so fun. Wow. Oh, man. Wow, what a hoot. Did you guys play that game? No. No. It was so fun. It's so overhated. It is so overhated.

That's because it sucks. More like overrated. Yeah, true. More like advanced bad fare. And I had the blunderbust. Like, everyone wanted that gun, but I had it. And I would have so much fun. Because I didn't play

Modern Warfare 2. I never played Black... El Bozo. So, like, Panda, do you even know what a specialist is? Do you even know what the specialist bonus is? Um, yeah.

Oh yeah, what is it then? A person you talk to when you have problems. Oh my god. That's actually a very good answer, Panda. Thanks, man. That is a decent answer. It's not what I was looking for but hey it's a pretty good answer did you guys know that uh there's gonna be an there's gonna be a new modern warfare 2

yeah i heard i heard actually what they need to bring back the only thing they need to bring back in call of duty is the specialist kill streak package there was a port in modern warfare 3 that kill streak package oh my god yeah everyone was getting stealth bombers they didn't even have to worry about getting kills in a row fucking pussy ass pussy ass kill streak package the best one is specialist dude oh it is so smart it is so fucking smart it's so smart you don't know what he's talking about you don't even know what the specialist package is. Name it. Tell me what it is. I got a stimulus package right here.

It's not called that. It's called specialist. Can you go over what the specialist package is? So every two kills, you'd get another perk. You'd unlock more perks. And then once you got eight kills in a row, you'd unlock every single perk.

So your character would have literally every perk in the game running around like a fucking madman. And what you could do is in the tier two package, you can give yourself hard line, which makes every kill streak one shorter, which means the first kill you get, you get a fucking perk. And you can pick the perk. And then seven kills in is when you get all the perks. So what I'd do, I'd run Hardline and Scavenger, and I'd run the PP90M1 with my gold camo. PP. I run the PP90M1, which is actually in Modern Warfare 2 coming out just now.

There's a reload animation where he doesn't understand how to do it. I saw it. It's blown up on TikTok. Anyways. Oh, wow. You run that. The first kill, sleight of hand. You unlock sleight of hand, one kill in, because that's when you have to reload. It's so unbelievably

intuitive. Three kills in, assassin. I forget what five kills in is, but then seven kills, you are Dunzo. Wow. Dunzo. That sounds inspiring.

Yeah, that sounds pretty inspiring, to be honest. Thank you. Do you think they'll ever make a Call of Duty movie? It would just be like a war movie. Chris Pratt. I feel like that would be better than most gaming movies. Dude, can we talk for a second about the mario trailer please you probably should yeah that was the most lukewarm limp dick voice i actually thought it was really good yeah you liked it i liked bowser i thought yeah yeah

i like bowser was so fucking cool i thought bowser was okay. Bowser was like, I'm firing my laser! Yeah. Dude, trailers are supposed to be the best parts to hype you up, and Mario running away saying, Mushroom Kingdom! Here I come!

What the fuck was that? The last half was definitely paler in comparison to the first half of the trailer. Yes. Dude, what do you mean? We saw Luigi for one second. What? Where?

I need Wario. You didn't even see Luigi? No, where? He's like right at the end. He's running from the dry buns. But it's like literally for like half a second. I think you hear Charlie Day go like, you know, that's it. I might have clicked off the trailer before that. Is there like cut to black before? Yeah, I think you hear Charlie Day go like, you know, that's it. I might have clicked off the trailer before that.

Does that like cut to black before? Yeah, I think it does. Okay, so when it cut to black, I clicked off the trailer. You missed the best part. Okay, that's pretty sad. But no, Jack Black, he sounds amazing as Bowser. He was like the best part of that trailer in my opinion. Yeah, but they fucked up the penguins from Mario 64.

That's one part I don't like either. Those penguins are supposed to be like huge they're not like little fucking minions but they made them like little fucking minions i think i think those are the super mario bros for we penguins really you think so i think so yeah i actually i actually laughed when they did the whole the bit where they like hard cut to the penguins throwing the snowballs and then it's just like like soft like smushing noises against bowser and then it cuts back to the penguin and he's like this is just a taste of our power like that was actually pretty funny you should watch the minion movie i like i like the part where bowser just destroyed and demolished the entire... Yeah, that's the best part. It opens up hard.

It opens up hard. I saw on Twitter that people were complaining they couldn't see Mario's ass. What? Yeah, like, apparently in that trailer, there's not a single frame with Mario's ass. Isn't he jumping away on the mushrooms? Yeah, but his ass is still missing or something. Maybe they just mean it's flat. I'm pretty sure you can see his ass.

The first thing they showed from the movie was his fucking ass. The poster had his ass on it. That's the first thing they showed. But do you see how it's like very... You think it should be bigger? I think it should be bigger. I mean, it's like kind of

flat that's not even the right word it's like i don't know maybe it's a trick of the light but it just looks like uh for for our audio listeners it just it's very like unflattering i don't know it's just like very like it's there it's underwhelming you know dude it looks like you try to grab a squeeze you wouldn't squeeze anything you just get a handful of pants i'm kind of with you like he's a plumber right so he'd be squatting and stuff all the time to work on the toilet like he should have a bubble but true yeah yeah okay yeah that's an L. Yeah, I mean, this isn't something I noticed.

This was on Twitter trending. It was his ass. I just wanted to put that out there. My true kingdom, here I come. That sucked. I'm not gonna lie to you. That just straight up sucked. And, you know, we're not addressing the elephant in the room. Mario looks kinda

weird. He looks off Wait, how does he look off? Look at him, look at his face It just doesn't look like the Mario we all know Oh, holy shit, that smells awful Oh no, did you? Holy fuck, there's propane all over this room right now Oh, you should need propane

Yeah Oh wow You might wanna open a window Holy fuck Holy fuck, window. Holy fuck. Holy fuck, Lois. Holy fuck, that smells gross. I see what you mean, Panda, by Mario doesn't look like Mario.

He kind of looks like a Midwestern dad. He looks kind of bootleg. Everyone says I'll get used to it when we watch a movie, which is true, but he still looks off. He looks like a Minecraft YouTuber with a mustache. He looks like he has nothing in his brain. It looks like

there's nothing in there. It does sort of play like a birth scene. He comes out of the pipe and he's just confused where he is. Dude, why was he confused? He lives like he's the king of the Mushroom Kingdom. Here's what I'm thinking. I think that maybe it's like Kid Chris Pratt

or whatever his name is and like he's playing the Kid Chris Pratt? Yeah. No, here's one thing. It starts off where it's just a kid playing Mario and then he gets sucked into it like Wreck-It Ralph or some shit. And then he gets turned... Is it Baby Mario? Like Baby Mario? No, no. A person's playing the arcade machine and they get sucked

in like the arcade and then he's like, oh, why am I... That would suck. If they do that, that would suck. No, no, a person's playing the arcade machine and they get sucked they get sucked in like the arcade and then he's like, oh, why am I? That would suck if they do that, that would suck. No, but think about it because remember. So the movie starts with Chris Pratt at an arcade machine playing Mario and then Chris Pratt gets sucked into the machine Yeah, because that's why he's like

where am I? No, that's, first of all that's why he's like, where am I? Because why would Mario say that in the Mushroom fucking Kingdom? And also, and also... Dude. I forgot the other part. This is too much. That would be the craziest shit ever.

And Chris Pratt actually gets sucked into a Mario machine. In the trailer, in the trailer, you hear that he has like a normal voice at the start, right? It didn't even sound like Mario at the start. Remember? It just sounded like his normal voice. What you think he like slowly morphs yeah yeah yeah yeah that's actually what i think dude that's you guys are laughing italian i will never let it down i will constantly bring this up that's the most 90s thing i've ever heard like chris pratt playing himself he's like on his way it's not it's a kid. No, no, no like imagine this right? It's a kid. It's a kid Chris Pratt

No, it's just someone it's just someone No, but then why would Chris Pratt voice Mario? Why wouldn't the guy who's just playing the guy getting sucked into the machine voice Mario? Yeah, why would he instantly grow up? Why would the kid become adult and why would Chris Pratt? Maybe it's like a dream maybe chris pratt's having a dream and he gets nostalgic i would kind of love it if it was like the movie opens up and i'm sleeping in fucking bed okay how about imagine mario jiggles his balls in front and like no no he's like oh my mia pizza He's just juggling his balls around.

Yeah, that makes sense. That was pretty vile. But, yeah, no, just imagine, like, he's coming back from, like, shooting a movie. He's coming back from, like, there's a Marvel tie-in. He's coming back from Guardians of the Galaxy 5 or whatever. And he's like, oh, I'm so tired being Chris Pratt. And then he, like, loads up his Game Boy and then he gets warped in. Yeah, basically. I would hate that.

I would hate it too, but that doesn't make sense because why was he like, why am I here? I think it's just his first day on the job. I mean, he was just a plumber and then he gets sucked in, you know? The other theory I've heard is that this Mario is like the son of Mario. Yeah, I was thinking that. Maybe it's like... No, I was thinking that too. Why are you laughing?

Because why would Mario be like, why am I here in the mushroom fucking kingdom that's where he's like this whole life if you were if you were mario's son the last thing you'd want to fucking do would be to like dress like him that would be so embarrassing he'd be taking you to school in that fucking outfit wearing overalls and a fucking goofy ass mustache you'd be like oh i'm never growing a mustache i'm never wearing overalls maybe maybe mario forgot his memory maybe he just lost his memory yeah that yeah i think it's just mark i think he's probably like cleaning a toilet and then fell in the characters in the mario movie represent the seven deadly sins

we got like spunk club so bowser's greed yeah um what's mario glutton? Or like Wrath or something Schlatt are you still playing with the Clip? I'm trying to load the fucking Ammo Schlatt this is very unprofessional I'm sorry I'm sorry You guys were doing fine But you could have added so much to it

Like what huh? You want me to say dick and balls Huh? No you could have talked about mushrooms Or pizza pie. Pizza pie? Fine. Spaghetti. You guys like pizza? New York.

No, I wasn't saying New York. I was just saying it's what Mario likes. No, no, that's good. John J. Bleaker Street. One bite. Everybody knows the rules. Dave Portnoy here from Barstool Sports. I just sold my company for a billion dollars.

Anyone want some Pink Whitney? What? I don't even know. Is this Schlatt anymore? Who is this? All right, Frankie. This is the guy. One bite.

Not my name. Everybody knows the rules. We are on a Wednesday afternoon in New York City. All right, Frankie. All right, Frankie. Who the fuck is Frankie? Frankie's from One Piece. Joe and Pat's Pizzeria, Staten Island. You kind of sound like Mario from the Mario trailer.

Mushroom Kingdom, here I come. Dude, you could tell Chris Pratt was being so soft with his first line as Mario. He's like... He's scared, yeah. He was like, what is this place? That's pretty good. What is this place? What is this? That's such a Marvel thing.

I just realized. What is this place? What is this place? Where am I? What? Yeah. Where am I? One minute I was

at work, the next time in the Mushroom Kingdom? Sorry, what were you saying, Schlatt? What is this place? What is this place? Mario, you can't eat that! Just kidding! Ha ha!

Actually, that voice is like, Keegan-Michael Key did a good job on that. What? That was Key? Yeah. Isn't that insane? He did the best job. Honestly, I don't want, I'm just going to be honest. I thought the Bowser voice, it just didn't feel right. Wrong.

Like, I love, I love, whatever his name is, Jack Black. Wrong. But it just didn't fit. Nah, dude. That's an L. Yeah, that's an L take. It wasn't awful, but it's, come fit nah dude that's an L yeah that's an L take it wasn't awful

but it's come on you know Bowser was Bowser you're just taking so many L's that's what he

fucking sounded like in the trailer no no he was like hey guys hey guys it's me Bowser he did not do that

yeah it's me Bowser he did not open up a YouTube video saying hey guys it's me Bowser hey guys it's me Bowser you're just a open up a YouTube video saying, Hey guys, it's me Bowser. Hey guys, me Bowser. You're just a hater.

You're kind of a hater, Panda. You're a hater, man. You're kind of a hater. And it's really frustrating to deal with because you're just kind of a hater. And it's really annoying, to be honest. Listen, guys. I gotta be honest. I just gotta be honest.

Because if I lie, people will know. I'm just sad we didn't get to see Donkey Kong. That's what I'm excited for. Yeah, yeah, Seth Rogen is Donkey Kong. I'm excited for that day. Oh, man. Have I told you guys about my idea for a movie where... Jesus fucking Christ. No, am I crazy?

Seth Rogen as the Michelin Man? Oh, for people listening, this is not going to make sense until you see the next video. Don't worry, this pod will come out three months after the gaming video comes out. True. Well, that was some good discussion

about the Mario movie we had. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I'm still trying to fill this shit with propane it's leaking and it smells like propane in here but i need to meet i need to make sure i can get some in because there's none going in is there is there like a reason that this is such a extremely high priority right now i need to make sure this works as yeah is there like uh Is there like a reason why it's like really important? I'm sorry, Mika.

The person who plays the Legend of Zelda and Sonic during this podcast. Is there a problem? You are the last person who should be talking about this shit. Because you are the most distracted person constantly. Well, it's true that I am pretty distracted. Yeah. Now kiss my toes. Alright, that was too far. I'm sorry.

No, that was too far. That was too far. Do you forgive me? Yeah. It's probably covered in propane. I am. I smell propane. I smell awful. What? What? What happened? Who said awful. What? What happened?

Who said that? What? Someone said... I think you said something. Oh, I did say something. Oh, what was it? Dr. Fap... Okay, it's just spewing propane into the air in this room. Then the door is closed and it is just full of propane.

If someone lit a match right now, I would be done for. That is very dangerous. You would probably explode. Oh! I got some in. I thought you lit a match. Dude, I thought you lit a match. Oh my God.

No, no, no. That was my live reaction. It sounded like you lit a match. Oh my god. No, no, no. That was my live reaction. It sounded like you lit a match. Did it really? It really did. I just unleashed some of the propane. Some actually made it into the mag. You know those things you throw on concrete and they make a little spark?

I thought you threw one of those. So you're loading propane into an airsoft gun. Is this a normal thing? Yeah. That's what you do with airsoft guns? Yeah, yeah. I have a good one, I think, or something. Okay, yeah, because I've never played with them, really, so they're powered by propane.

Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Let me see if it works now. Okay. Just don't shoot the computer. Or a window. Dude, yeah, an electric charge from your computer, what if it works now. Okay. Just don't shoot the computer. Or a window. Dude, yeah, an electric charge from your computer, what if it sparks the propane and everything? You know what? I guess I'm fucked if that happens, huh?

Okay. One shot came out. Hey, um, Astro. There wasn't enough propane in there. Obviously. Hey, Mika. Astro. Panda, umika. Astro, Panda, do you guys want to queue Overwatch right now? Dude, I don't play so much Overwatch.

Yeah, I'm done. I only play comp, though. I don't play anything. I only play Quickplay. Shut up. No, you don't. Do you only play Quickplay? What's the point of playing Overwatch if all you do is play games that don't even matter? Because I don't. I actually do, yeah. Do you only play Quick Play? What's the point of playing Overwatch if all you do is play games that don't even matter?

Because I don't want to have any people getting mad. Fuck them! Fuck them! Who cares? It's just propane leaking out of the magazine. That's kind of not good, I think. That doesn't seem... How do I make sure it goes in?

I don't understand. I gotta watch Oli Talks Airsoft now i could like i could literally queue us up right now guys let's go into the patreon segment if you enjoyed this video if you enjoyed the that's a big talk and the mario talking we're gonna do that for 30 more minutes on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash sleep deprived. It's $5 if you can't afford it. Highly embarrassing. It's embarrassing.

Very, very embarrassing. And think about it. That's me saying that. Yeah. Wait. Of all the people to say that, why would it mean the most from you? That is very poor. That's the poorest.

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