Sleep Deprived Podcast - Furry Convention - SDP #138

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

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what a beautiful what a beautiful wedding hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 138 we have a beautiful wedding we have some shout out shout out yeah quick shout out get used to this i'm the new shout out i'm the new shout out person every freaking episode uh we have merch go check out our merch link in the description sleep deprived.co great merch got a new standard dropout. And it looks really nice. And also, I have a show. I'm playing a show. Lilac Boy, January 6th. Rochester, New York at the Flying Squirrel.

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sponsored by like Big Mac? What could be the coolest thing that we could get sponsored by that we would actually use? Yeah, jumping off that, probably McDonald's. Okay, but they also... Well, I'm not going to get into politics. Yeah, if we could just circle back to that, maybe the Big Mac would be a good sponsor.

I don't want to be sponsored by McDonald's anymore. Oh, shit. Travis Scott Burger. We could be Sleep Depart a burger how about we get sponsored by taco bell uh piggybacking off of that i think taco bell would be great um why do you keep saying piggy you sound like a a guy in a meeting room yeah if we could just increase our synergy during this recording well how can we increase our synergy what should we do are there some exercises should we play jackbox in the office yeah we're gonna have some team building workshops oh my god this is a waste of fucking time does anyone enjoy a team building exercise

at work like it when when i worked in in software for a brief amount of time and they did like the team building exercises it was always like towards the end of the day so i was always thinking like why don't i just go home like why am i doing this i could just go home early why are we like like playing uh jackbox in the meeting room we all hate each other and hate our job yeah yeah work hard play hard you know oh my god yeah yeah work hard play hard yeah i just want to touch base about what you brought up astro okay um hey by work hard do you mean get a boner yeah maybe we can uh hop on a call and talk about lovely that is the worst anyone who emails me is saying can we hop on a call go die i don't want to fucking go on a call yeah just email me the information I don't want to fucking go on a call just email me

I don't want to have to ping you but I feel like you're being out of pocket right now and it's really eating up my bandwidth so I just want to let you know I'm going to be putting this on my radar I don't think I don't think we need to do a deep dive into this but I'd like to get our

dust in a row fucking prick deep dive into this asshole deep dive into this, but I'd like to get our ducks in a row. Fucking prick. Deep dive into this asshole. Deep dive into this asshole. What is that? Is that an angry bird? If we can unpack that. Unpack this, and I'm holding a comically large middle finger.

Unpack this, and my giant seven-foot penis rolls down. Maybe we need to put a pin in it for now. I don't want to... I'm going to put a pin in your fucking head. i don't want to i'm gonna put a pin in your fucking head i'm like ilumi from hendo hunter i'm gonna fucking put a pin in your head and control okay what other bits do you have in the pipeline right now a bit okay i have a bit i'm a furry just uh can you pull it out in your back pocket i feel like there's a good window of opportunity for us to uh maybe uh get on the same page and align our expectations okay yeah i'll tell you

how i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna open up a stapler and i'm gonna fucking fire them at you like a machine gun you're gonna get fucking filled you're gonna you're gonna look like a fucking you're gonna look like a fucking uh piece of wood yeah i feel like you're not really being you're not being a team player right now i actually consider this podcast to be like a family um like a family who's the dad i just i just don't want to know if this is going to be our new normal i think you're the dad and i'm the mom i'll be the dad no you're not the dad i think you're the you're the boy you're the spoiled brat no boy i'm sorry i've been in i've been in meetings all day i can i'm sorry let's uh let's circle back to your original i'm a furry now i went to a furry convention did you actually i actually went to a furry

convention so we need to execute you now This will have to happen soon We could do it We don't need a specific date but You know how we talked about Executing people by putting them in a bowl We should execute people by putting them In a fursuit Like a fursuit that they can't escape

And they just sweat the dirt And they start brapping it And they keep brapping it and they keep brapping it oh my god that's so gross that's so you're you're disgusting that's so disgusting why don't you say something nice you know what actually be such a sorry go ahead you go ahead and we could no no no no go go go nika please don't do this i cut you off i'm sorry i cut you off okay okay i feel like you're talking first so okay i'll say um i feel like a really morbid way would be like yeah put

them in a metal fursuit and then hang them from a roof like uh so that they have to like in in a furry convention so that they have to look at all the furries down below. Yeah, hang them. And then, like, don't feed them or give them water and they just, like... Yeah. Yeah. Treat them like fucking wildlife, you know, like cattle. We used to make a furry farm. So what was your favorite?

Actually, furries have a lot of money. We should be nice to them. They give a lot of money. They're nice nice to them. They give a lot of money. They're nice, too. They're nice people. Very nice people. They're nice people. I like when I smell their suit and it smells like egg.

Oh, I love it. Some people don't. They have air conditioners in their suit, so they don't smell. They just constantly stay air conditioned. You can hear the fans whirring. It's crazy. They're like a walking AC unit. So did you...

Well, yeah, I think it's just a matter of time until we get high-tech fursuits. I think they already are there. I was basically looking at a bunch of robots. It was like Terminator in there. Did you don a fursuit? I dressed up as a panda no i wore i wore a fursuit of a panda and i walked around i got a lot of people came up to me and i said i'm the creator of big uh funny funny cats are you gonna say big chungus are you gonna say big i was thinking of ugandan knuckles and funny cats at Are you going to say big chungus or are you going to say big I was thinking of Ugandan

knuckles and funny cats at the same time and somehow I was thinking of big poo. It was a lot all at once. Big poo knuckles. You should do a video called Big Cats. Just fat ass cats. Yeah, they get a lot of updoots. They love fat updoots.

Cats that are struggling to live on Reddit. What were you doing at this furry convention? Yeah, what were you doing there? I feel like I'm getting grilled by prosecutors. Yes! No!

Why were you at a furry convention? I didn't murder anyone. I didn't furry convention? I didn't murder anyone. I didn't murder anyone. I want my lawyer. I want my lawyer. I want my lawyer. I'm not asking. I'm not answering unless I get my lawyer. I think the most logical conclusion is that

to go to a furry convention, you have to be a furry. What does it mean to be a furry? What does it mean to be a furry anyway? What does it mean? be a furry what does it mean to be a furry anyway you know what does it mean furry yeah yeah maybe i am i went i went there and i said this might be a little weird and then at the end of it i went you know what this furry thing ain't so bad well why and then you started yiffing i started yiffing all over the place i think i am like uh you shouldn't have judged that it would be weird

no i mean i was being sort of facetious for the podcast you know it turns out like 90 of the things i say are jokes oh i uh sometimes i was a very honest oh m a very honest, oh, Mika. Very honest. Yeah, I mean, it just flies over my head sometimes. I don't know. The easiest way as an artist to get money is by making furry porn. Yeah, in fact, I've done, the most money I've made is from furries, for sure. Yeah, I was watching this comedy special like a few months ago. And I can't remember her name right now, but the comedian was like, she thought that furries were like minor league baseball mascots.

What does that mean? Like she because she's an older woman. She's like 50 or something. And she had no idea what furries were beforehand. I just I really can't remember her name. I'm going to look it up and flash it on the screen yeah flash her on the screen and uh she she since she didn't know what furries were she thought they were like minor league baseball mascots well she should get a fucking grip and read a book fucking zam zam honestly i'm so sick of her so were there any like cool special events at the furry convention that you participated in um honestly i mostly

chat i went and like checked out the art and i just bought a lot of i bought a lot of merch yeah no no and but I did, that would be beautiful. Furries are beautiful from their ass to their head. So if you get a body pillow but where the dick is, it's a pillow that sticks out. That would be beautiful. That would be beautiful.

All furries are equal. That would be beautiful. She loved the furries. I'm not personally into the double sided furry dick dildo bad dragon ass shit but I think it's beautiful you know

if two furries want to rail each other in the ass with fursuits on right Mika that's beautiful say that's beautiful fursuit double dragon dildo riding ball and blasting out your brain say that's beautiful I'm pretty averse to like that sort of thing in general but if people want that in fursuits i support it you know it's like

yeah i'm not gonna judge people for like being into something panna do you have a fursuit stupid question what a dumb question i i just i i didn't want to bring it up, but... What a foolish... When we met up in Austin, I was pretty sure you were wearing a furry butt plug the whole time. Oh yeah, that's right. And then Mika took it out and made up... And then he put it in his mouth

and went... No, that's... Mika, think of it like a butt plug is sort of like a uh do you know those little lows little ring pops it's like a ring pop yeah i i mean i know what they are yeah yeah yeah and then and then so so out of all the furry merch you got what was your favorite uh butt plug okay no i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding i mean i wouldn't judge you for that if you did get one it was a double dragon dildo and then here's the pressure's like i got as a joke yeah it was a joke no i got a bunch of pokemon plushes i got some uh shirts I got some stickers. I got some shit. You think there's any terrorist furries?

Yeah, well, I was the first one. You were the first terrorist furry? Yeah, I'm actually recording this from Maximum Security Prison. Dude, nice. Yeah, it's pretty good in here. Yeah, I'm just imagining, like, you know how there are a bunch of extremists like advocacy groups who will like resort to terrorism what is stopping the furries from just like becoming a terrorist organization i mean what if they already are i mean most of like those like big uh hackers

like those hacker groups are often often furries which i think is pretty cool yeah there are a lot of furry youtubers too you know maybe it's not so bad after all right a panda what do you mean to be a furry buying something i just i think i think like we all saw the butt plug like genuinely what is the problem with being a furry like help me understand why some people are judged and rabbits yes that's bad but my understanding judy hops i have yeah yeah see okay well now all of her that's different that's different that's not different that's not different so different it's not different you're a furry i would make my world you are in this world you are are a furry. My understanding is the world of Zootopia.

Yeah, we could go. We could go. I'd clop Judy Hobbs. I'd be a horse. And on that note, what were you going to say? I like. Yeah. On that note, I.

Let's circle back to that. Yeah. Circling back to that. I kind of figured there was like not it like it didn't have to be sexual like being a furry does not have to be linked to being sexual yeah but have you considered um judy hops i have and like for sure that's gonna make it harder for a lot of people i mean just like based on judy, but you know what I mean? Like a lot of, a lot of people can enjoy being furries without like doing the YIF stuff.

Mika, I just thought of something really funny. And I, you will never let me include this on the podcast, but honestly, you saying that I kind of want to include it. Okay. And on, uh, December 8th 2017 no at 12 05 a.m you know OMG! Mika, my man! You know! You know, Mika! I know you saw the fucking... The pictures of her in the tights and the yoga pants

where she was bending over. God, she wants dick! Mika, I am so... I'm so proud of you. I'll never forget that message. I need to look up if you said anything in response to that oh god I probably did

you're right I said what the fuck and then you said I'm kidding and then I said furry yeah that is not a joke Mika you know the sauce wow dude our conversations were were wild yeah we were pretty unhinged we were barely adults yeah i was judy clopp oh man judy judy stop 2017 2017 is gonna be seven

seven years away next year yeah yeah pretty wild huh damn Astro what is that GTA 6 trailer before GTA 6 oh yeah GTA 6

yeah I looked at the trailer big big butts, lot of hot ladies, uh, good... good butts on there. Good butts in that one. That event. Lot of butts. That sounded, uh, like the exact syntax of something Trump would say. Yeah, I think my brain is broken. He's inside me. He's running around, he's turning the cogs, he's connecting the wires in my brain. I'd fuck Judy Hopps as well. We could tag. We could tag

too. Dude, I want that. Let me look it up. Trump Judy Hopps porn. I thought the trailer for the new Oh yeah. The new trailer for GT6 was so good. All I could find

and you're right Mika I'm sorry but i had to look into this donald trump uh you know judy hopps correlation because a lot of people are talking about this yeah and i found this image can you put this on the screen yeah can you put it in craig bot yeah i put it in craig bot that is uh so that is uh trump posted that donald trump posted that i've never seen a hotter really because this this says furries for trump it's from furries for trump that's a donald trump uh paid that's his account he has multiple accounts you know there are probably a lot of furry trump supporters yeah yeah i think there's all demographics within there's a furry for everyone you know there's a furry for everyone honestly i feel like there's probably a lot of like pro north korea

furries yeah probably there's probably a lot of furries you know of any any shape and size and genre that you could possibly define you know yeah i mean we have one in the room with us right now right panda yeah mika yeah uh funny you mentioned that astro what i just went there to observe you know i was just a passive observer i think i think out of anyone here the most likely person to be a furry is you considering i would like you to play this true yeah you're the only one who's been to a furry convention i would like you to play the sound clip uh from 10 minutes ago panda saying i would rail judy hops real quick for me can we just get a quick replay of that and we have the most fucked up children oh my god it looked like half human half bunny all the eyes would be fucked up everything would be all fucked up and i don't think your kids would make it to their like second

birthday i don't think they would make it past fertilization i don't think yeah i don't i i would i would work day and night i don't think your sperm is attaching to judy hops i don't think i'm like i'm like ditto i think it's gonna pierce through the egg it's gonna kill the judy hops eggs i think i'm gonna kill judy hops i think I'm going to kill Judy Hopps? I think you're actually going to kill Judy Hopps. Isn't she like two feet tall? You ever think about that? What a fan.

Yeah, I'm still fucking. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, but... Oh, yeah, you go. No. No, no, no. Let's keep talking about fucking Judy Hopps.

I was going to mention GTA 6. Okay. Mention it. Yeah, I just thought it was cool. let's keep talking about fucking Judy Hopps I was gonna mention GTA 6 okay I just thought it was cool I think the characters look interesting and the story looks interesting I think you're a psychopath for liking GTA 6 no

go ahead Panda I want to be able to blow up buildings I want to be able to get a helicopter and then crash into a building and the building actually falls down so you probably shouldn't talk about it you probably shouldn't like talk about your plans to do it out loud but no in gta oh in gta okay yeah i saw this twitter thread of uh i saw this twitter thread of a few people including like ian miles chong whatever what is his name ian miles chong just oh that guy the little swamp yeah like a bunch of like uh conservative people being like oh yeah i couldn't finish gta 5 because like it made you shoot at cops and like you had to shoot cops to

play the game i just couldn't do it. It was too much. I saw it. It's like that one. You know, Elon was one of those people. He was like, I couldn't play NBA. Yeah. It's kind of like that one image of Drake where he's like, I can't shoot anyone in a video game. He puts on the controller. Drake would be the type of guy to put down the controller as soon as it's time to shoot someone in a video game.

We need to execute all gamers. Yeah, gamers smell. Gamers, imagine if you used that time to invest in stocks. They're actually the worst type of people on the planet are gamers. There's not a worse demographic.

What? This is exactly why gamers constantly deal with so much discrimination. It's not wild, Mika. Gamers are like leading the parade of all bigoted types. They literally like, like they can't play GTA 6, you know, because like they have to shoot a cop. Like they're like little babies. Like they can't like, they can't. They're just little little fuckers.

We should just run them over with a car. I mean, like, sure. I feel like your chances of being a bigot and a gamer at the same time are higher. But there are a lot of gamers are the most oppressed. OK, yeah, there are, of course, good gamers. OK, I think for the most part, the gaming community has become much more inclusive. If you like better, it's better. But I mean, look, man, you know what? part the gaming community has become much more inclusive if you like better it's better but i

mean look man you know what i'm going back to mw2 yeah this hate i can't stand for this hate for well don't worry prejudice towards this prejudice towards gamers and he's gonna stop we we are a safe space for gamers we will let you in our arms. Safe space for gamers. We're a safe space for gamers. No hate for gamers. Yeah, right after we, uh, I don't even know what I was gonna say. I'm gonna fucking just

I'm gonna shoot you out of a cannon. Honestly, just do it. Nah, I don't want to. Do it. This is an inclusive environment for all gamers. If you're a gamer, do it nah I don't want to do it this is an inclusive environment for all gamers if you're a gamer do it are you referencing that one game grump spit

honestly probably I don't know what you're talking about but probably that's gamer brain that's a fuck dude I'm a gamer yeah the do it comes from star wars do it oh wait so panda you just self-admitted yourself as the gamer race gamers you know i'll always stand for you you got the game grumps core ahead dude game grumps is embedded in me okay give us a good game grumps bit oh i know there's like a good one of that robot and that one sonic game i used to you know that one robot metal sonic no the oh tails the red one eggman

no knuckles no amy no what can you describe what this robot looks like chow i know the robot has a random name. It's kind of big and red. Oh, I know who you're talking about. Roadhog? No. Well, you know who that is. They had a funny bit with that character.

I remember loving that. That was so funny. I think his name is Heavy. Oh, from Tietou? But you don't seem to understand.

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Gamers listen up Gamers Remember when everyone said gamers ironically Like that's how they address their audience and shit Everyone would be like gamers What's up gamers Gamers I'll always be here for you I forgot I have something to share let's hear it this is

actually pretty funny okay it's gaming adjacent i realized that i did not know what panda was talking about when he was mentioning mewing and i realized i've actually been mewing my entire life and i didn't even know holy fuck check out this picture i i got back from the furry convention and i did this check out my mu form what do you think holy shit yeah put that on the screen maker dude i can hear the fucking music in music in my head. I'm hearing Little Age Planet or whatever that song is. Put that on the screen, Mika. I've been mewing. Dude, this image is radiating funk.

Oh my god. That image looks like I face-apped it, but I didn't, and that's the insane thing. That's what mewing can do for you. That's what all your hardware can do. Gamers, if Stacey doesn't want you this is what you need to do you need to create suction in your mouth by putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth look how good i'm doing it too i really i've been i've been i've been practicing it is a it is great form on the mew i'm not gonna lie thank you thank you you're really yeah you're almost like dr mu himself you know the thing about mewing is like you can never talk again

yeah no you can talk while you move that's where you get really good at it i don't think it's possible to talk while you okay let me try i mean it's like kind of hard to understand you ask me a question I'll answer it okay can you what

Astro Mika's intimidated right now because he's your uh mewing form yeah dr mewing i think he could be more i'm not gonna lie yeah gosh awesome do you think dr mewing wait let's take a look at doctor his name is dr mike i lost my meal that made me lose my meal it's It's okay. It's because of Dr. Mew. Well, to be honest, I'm going to put this on the screen, but this guy, this Mewing doctor, he does have a very large jaw. Yeah, but you'd expect him to be like that one guy from Very Oddparents, the red one with the big chin? A little. Yeah, like the crimson chin crimson chin yeah yeah but i i think that uh wasn't mewing like proven to not be very effective oh you're trusting fake

news i think the other thing is uh like as an adult especially mewing is not going to be effective because your bone structure is already fully formed. Hey, man. Mewing changes lives. Changes lives. So I'm looking at the notes. Make sure to put Judy Hopps in mewing pic. Can we make Judy Hopps' ass sticking out with her face mewing? What?

I never thought... Judy Hopps image. what notes are you talking i think it's so funny like our notes are probably the most unhinged notes for any company ever can you imagine a corporate company like the ceo like like just like messaging the the intern make sure to put judy hops and mewing pic on the next meaning screen. Yeah, it's so obscene they probably gotta cut it out. Like all... Cut all of it out. No! You know what I'm saying? Cut all of it out. I see what you're

referencing there. I see what it is. This is the pic of Judy Hopson I was referring to. Oh my fucking god what a beast. Oh Mika, brace your ass for this, buddy. Can this be the thumbnail? Can that be the thumbnail?

Can that be the thumbnail, Mika? I think we're going to get demonetized, but I don't think there's a problem with Judy Hopson. Can we make some fart clouds coming out? Okay, no, that's too far. I forgot you're the worst breed of furry, the fart furry.

I'm not a fucking furry. Well, you're a farty. This is the problem with gamers. We always get these labels thrown at us. You don't know what it's like being a gamer. Mika. Yo. Do you think Panda speaks in green text?

Yeah, I mean, we've seen it happen. I feel like someone should do an animation of Panda talking, and whenever he talks, it's like green text appearing on the screen. Can you also do an animation of me with Judy Hopps? Sure. You know, I want an animation of me with Judy Hopps as well. Sure. Yeah yeah why not mika you've seen that image judy hops even has like a cotton tail like you can grab wait wait wait hold on before we go that little tail mika on Judy Hopps right right what if that's just a butt plug that's just a

butt plug yeah I mean I mean we can't like disprove that it isn't Judy Hopps might be a furry there might be a human under there yeah can you imagine Judy Hopps has just been a human this whole time? She unzips her suit at the end of the movie. That's... I'd go home. What if in Zootopia they're all just humans in animal suits and they all don't know

It's a furry movie! They all don't know that they're all humans in animal suits. So they're all closeted humans. Yeah. That's funny. Well, if you like what you're hearing, follow us over to the Patreon section where you get an extended episode. You also get a Discord server,

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