Sleep Deprived Podcast - GTA 6 LEAKS - Sleep Deprived Podcast #76

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Podcast Episode 76. Hear it first on audio platforms or maybe only hear it there at all. Because YouTube keeps demonetizing each episode automatically and we're not even able to post it the same week we record it anymore. Let it out, man. Let it out. Jesus Christ, bro. I'm so unbelievably upset and confused as to why. Dude, we upload it on Monday for a Wednesday upload. It automatically gets demonetized.

We upload it days in advance so they have time to review it. And we're filming this on Saturday. The last one we upload on Monday has still not been looked at. Still. Still demonetized. And it hasn't been looked at. Still. Still demonetized. And it hasn't been looked at by a human. Fifteen fucking weeks in a row we have to deal with this shit

and every time a human looks at it a week later, they decide oh, they're not breaking any rules. But YouTube never catches on that we're actually not shit people who are breaking the community guidelines in every fucking quarter. Damn.

Like, yeah. Slay, Queen. Go off, holy shit. That was like super cathartic to listen to. Yeah, it felt kind of good. It did. Because we get everything done on time. It's solely YouTube's fault.

It just babbles me. How are we supposed to run this business that pays that that is like a main source of income for a lot of people like how if youtube is the sole factor fucking this over every single week like what are we supposed to do that is what will get us demonetized yeah Yeah, like if you were to hypothetically say, I'm going to murder Joe Biden, the 46th president of the United States, that would be bad. Yeah.

You cannot say that. It's a joke. It's a comedy. It's a satire. In Grand Theft Auto V, right. In FIFA. In Minecraft. In FIFA, yeah.

In Minecraft, yeah. Okay. Well, here we are again. We might just make it audio only because holy FIFA, yeah. In Minecraft, yeah. Okay. Well, here we are again. We might just make it audio only because holy shit, guys. This is like banging our heads against a fucking chimney. I don't know why I picked chimney and not wall. Part of me was like, well, chimneys are made of bricks and they are hard. What does this say about your subconscious if we analyze it?

I understand it, because bricks are kind of like walls. I was thinking the same thing, honestly. Yeah. Do you own a chimney? I have a chimney. Of course I do. Okay. That might be it.

I don't own a chimney, so I wouldn't think about that. You don't own a chimney? I don't got a chimney, man. You don't have a chimney in your house? No. Your house doesn't have a chimney? No, it doesn't. What, your house doesn't got a chimney, man. You don't have a chimney in your house? No. Your house doesn't have a chimney? No, it doesn't. What, your house doesn't have a 10-foot deep pool?

I'm surprised yours has one. It's like 100 degrees all year there. There's not a yacht in your garage? No. I don't have a yacht, but I do have a chimney, but we can't really use the fireplace because it's like surrounded by wood. Okay, usually the fire goes, the wood goes in the fire and then...

Yeah, well, it's just, my house is very like cabiny, so it's like the tiles around the fireplace are wooden, so it would just not, it would not... What a horrible design. What were they thinking? And the name too. It's such a lazy name fireplace yeah no it does that a fucking two-year-old bro wait so you live in you live in a log cabin

where if you lit if you put fire it dude this is like a minecraft problem like if you make a fireplace in minecraft is the wood two blocks away or more so that it won't catch on fire? Well, I don't live in a log cabin, but my house is, like, very wooden. Like, extremely wooden. Yeah. Mika goes outside every morning and churns butter. And he chops down five trees. That's his morning exercise. Yeah, I actually...

It was, like, hard for me to go to school, because before I made the 30-kilometer walk one way to get to, like, my kindergarten class, I actually, it was like hard for me to go to school because before I made the 30 kilometer walk one way to get to like my kindergarten class, I had to bring in the goats, bring in the cows, chop down some trees, cut the firewood, hang the clothes out to dry outside. Yeah, clean the clothes by hand. Yeah. Had to, you know, harvest some grass with a scythe or just like clear the grass with a scythe so there would be space to plant our garden. Like a hoe too, yeah? Like a hoe? Yeah, it was like pretty brutal. Like sometimes we didn't get enough food for the winter. We had to like survive off of like a bark, like tree bark. Oh, a lot of protein in that though so i mean

yeah bugs underneath sometimes buggies yeah we had to eat them we had to eat them all of them you guys ever had grasshopper no honestly like with a little barbecue powder it goes a long way where'd you get the barbecue powder you're not're not making barbecue powder. What is barbecue powder? You're turning butter and making your like cleaning your clothes by hand and you're telling me you got barbecue powder? Yeah, it's you make it out of like you crush the tree bark into

powder. Bullshit. And then and then char it. That would just taste like earth. Nah, you char it a little over a fire. Mika's right. What you do is you get the barbecue tree and then you crush the bark. That's what I's right. What you do is you get the barbecue tree, and then you crush the bark. That's what I'm saying. The barbecue tree? The bark?

You find the barbecue tree. That's not rocket science, guys. Yeah, and then you go to the backyard, and you find the money tree, and then... We didn't have any money trees, but we did have McDonald's trees. What would be the best tree to have? The Lorax trees, because you could summon him and just fuck with him. Why would you fuck with him? You could fuck with the Lorax, you could poke him with a stick.

You could pick him up and just throw him around. You could throw him against the wall. Why is the first thought if you get a Lorax tree and just don't fuck with it? What's wrong with you, man? Some of the Lorax will come over and you can just really fuck with them. That doesn't answer the question.

You bust their kneecaps with a 17 caliber BB gun, you know? Or you get a razor and you just shave him completely. Why? He's being psychotic. You're being psychotic right now.

Why would you do that? You wouldn't do that to the lorax? You haven't met him yet. He speaks for the trees. You can do anything for him. This is one bad day away from... I wish I had a small animal tree so that I could spawn in small animals and then torture them. Hold on.

The lorax is not a small animal. It is literally a small animal. It's one bad day away, Panda. It's one bad day away, I'm telling you. Dude, there's a difference between a squirrel and the lorax. I don't think there is. The lorax can think and feel.

He speaks. That makes it worse. That makes it better. You, I am... I'm really concerned. I am scared of you. Guys, guys, listen to this. Guys, listen to this.

Wait, listen to this. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you hear this? Was that the Lorax? No, this isn't the Lorax. Do you not hear this at all? No. No.

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Did you hear that? No. No. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Did you hear that? No. Okay. Wow, that's awesome, Panda. Thanks for sharing. I think that Lorax would kick your ass, just gonna be honest with you. I know he couldn't.

Lorax is definitely the type of dude who speaks softly but carries a large stick. Oh, yeah. Large stick. I mean, huge. Thick. Girthy. Yeah, he probably speaks softly, but he could, like, punch you in the Adam's apple and, like, kill you. But he's, like,

one foot one. He's short. So? That makes him elusive, like, hard to catch. Yeah, you could kick him like a soccer ball. And doesn't he have a mustache too? How does that change anything? Imagine grabbing his mustache and just swinging him around by it.

Doesn't that sound kind of fun? It's not going to happen. Doesn't that sound kind of fun though? He's like, It's kind of concerning. You're still on this subject of torturing the Lorax. He's going around in circles like, It's kind of concerning. You're still on this subject of torturing the Lorax. He's going around in circles like, This is a beloved children's character, a panda.

And you're treating him like garbage. Like the cat in the hat, I could understand. Or like a minion. Fuck the cat in the hat. Fuck the minion. Yeah. Oh, minions would be fun. A minion tree?

Yeah, minions. Yeah, I would skin those things a lot. Okay, okay. So it's wrong when I say the Lorax, but it's fine when you guys say the minions. Yeah, but the Lorax is fun and nice and like, I don't know. He's cool, isn't he? He's not cool. He complains all the time.

So? What do you mean, so? We don't complain all the time. All we do is complain. You're not the Lorax, Mika. The Lorax would complain about our demonetization. He would, and we complain about our demonetization. He would, and we complained about our demonetization.

He would speak for us. He would defend us. He would put out a video for us. He would. I take it all back. He would plug SDP for us after putting out said video. He would, and the minions would not. But the minions would also love you because

they thought you were their daddy. If they were the first... If you were the first thing... I love when the minions think I'm daddy. If you were the first thing the minions saw when they came off the minion tree, they'd be like, this is my guy. And you could tell them to do anything and they'd do it for you. Is that how it works?

It's like imprinting? Do they just pick the first thing they see maybe all right they'll think i birthed them but they're not gonna like turn around and see the tree that they just fell from who planted the tree yeah that's a good point who would win one lorax or 200 minions oh definitely minions right no the minions no the lorax would win because he would have his special like tree a thing and he could like make armor with it and he could also like i'm sorry bro like minions stole a pyramid okay but the lorax stole my heart that's really cute and he stole the hearts of the minions. Facts don't care about your feelings.

What? Yeah, Mika, I hate to say it, but the minions are just... They got this in the bag, but there's no chance. No, I think the Lorax would win because his special tree material could be used as a very strong and durable, stretchy weapon

that could hit all the minions and they wouldn't stand a chance. Minions can stretch? He could make a tornado like a Beyblade by swinging around. Minions can stretch alright. I've seen it first hand. They can touch their toes and more. They can do some crazy

stretching. And the purple minions? Oh my god. The Lorax has a whole bunch of trees that he could use and with the trees that he's using, he could

with the trees, he could destroy the minions. Mika. Yes? It's okay. Sometimes you... It's okay. My headset's gonna die, everybody. I'll be right back. Oh. Back down.

Okay. Mika, what if the Lorax came up to you, he looked up to you in the eyes, and he was like, I'm gonna chem. Would you? Mika, if the Lorax looked up to you in the eyes, he had, like, tears dripping down, he said, I'm gonna chem. What is this? What did I come back to? I'm gonna gem. Would you?

I don't understand. Would you, Wink Wink? Would you come for the Lorax? So, I have a funny story that I'd like to share. It involves Astro. Oh, this was a great night. Yeah was so uh if you're my parents listening

to this this didn't happen it's completely fictional for the podcast um if you're everybody else this was completely true and happened last night so astro and i were playing some games with some of his pals and i was like hmm should i, should I order McDonald's? Which he does every night, by the way. It's not every night. No, it's not. Stop. Almost every night. It's not.

It's really not. Anyway, so then he's like, what if I made your order for you? What if everyone here chose an item for you on the menu? So that happened. We made the most vile McDonald's order ever for Mika and made him eat it. It can't be that bad. Well, see, in Canada, the McDonald's has some very odd options. Really?

Like, for one, he can just buy poutine at McDonald's. Really? And it was fucking disgusting. It was not. So this was the order. It was vile. All right. So to drink, we had a large apple juice with ice

uh i usually don't get ice and then a happy meal hamburger with pineapple chunks um with a happy meal toy and a one percent milk to drink the hamburger came with two extra pickles bacon strips and mayo style sauce six pick your own little donuts and all of them were six were sprinkled donuts two canisters of peanut butter a large poutine was that everything or was there or was there more and the hot you forgot the hot cakes oh and uh yes uh an entire plate of pancakes with bacon so why first question it was like 4 000 calories dude the poutine was like very calorie dense yeah it had 880 calories what is poutine uh it is yeah do you describe you canadian yeah so hey poutine is um this looks gross dude it's basically french fries with cheese curds and gravy cheese curds that's actually what it is i'm looking at images right now it's actual cheese

curds like expired cheese like like like columbus what it. Like expired cheese. Like clumps. It's not expired. Clumps of cheese. It does look gross. It looks so foul, bro. It's nasty. It looks like mold. There's different ways of putting condiments on French fries.

And I think the way more barbaric method is to drizzle the sauce over all the fries does poutine ever does it ever come with like a little dipping cup or do they always they always fucking dump it on top yeah you basically marinate the potatoes in the gravy yeah that's that's barbaric i'm not gonna lie to you um i i don't eat it with a fork yeah i lose respect for anybody who like drizzles the ketchup directly over the all the fries and then you have to like pretty much agree you have to like navigate around all the ketchup now and it gets soggy too like yeah a couple minutes it gets soggy and also some fries some fries don't even get anything well some get way too much ketchup.

True. I like to keep my food separate. At a restaurant, I pray. I don't make a big deal about it because I don't want to inconvenience the service staff, but I pray that the side comes separate from the main course and I never mix them. It's not me, man.

Is that weird? You're a freak. Yeah, it is weird. That is weird. Wait, why is it... Sorry, I'm eating right now. Oh, that's cool. I like my fries with barbecue sauce.

McDonald's fries with McDonald's barbecue sauce. Not this again, dude. Fucking, those fucking soggy ones. Go on. Oh my god. You lost. First of all, have you had it? Wait a minute. You guys haven't had it. So you guys are talking shit and you don't even know what you're talking about. True.

Mika, have you had barbecue sauce with fries and McDonald's? No, that sounds disgusting. Okay. Well, it's hard being me. It is hard. It is very hard. Yeah.

It's hard being me. No one gets me. It's very hard. Could we actually give a quick shout out to the, I think it was Space Lamp made a tracker. So, basically, in the Patreon section of of the podcast we do this thing where we have collins and we ask people um like which do you prefer which is better questions and we we all have like really strong opinions and someone made a website tracking our wins and losses the first one was hot fries versus soggy fries because like some people might not get that we were like talking about that and then the second question was do you like the smell of cigarettes um so schlatt is two for two

two for uh yeah he's uh he's at a hundred percent because he liked the smell of gas over cigarettes astro is one and one for two because he preferred hot fries versus soggy fries which is just a normal take it's just like wait wait wait i'm sorry can we go back hot fries over soggy i like my soggy no no i like my soggy fries hot i don't like them cold like man we're not going over this again wait wait no we never specified that we never specified that no it's true i don't like my soggy fries you're like right now you're like trump right now you're're trying to go... What do you mean? The election is over.

He did say hot soggy fries. He did? No, you did, Panda. Anyways, me and you are zero for two. Fuck! Yeah. Anyways, so shout out to... I think it was Spacelamp for making that website.

www.sdp-tracker.com It definitely won't install a Trojan and break your computer. I cannot fucking stand it. I cannot fucking stand it. What? Come in. Come in. Oh, shit.

Every single time I close the door to do the recording, the cat either wants in or out. Hey. And it's always the opposite of what side of the door he is currently on. He's going to start scratching at the door again. I on. He's gonna start scratching at the door again. I just let him in. Fucking Jambo. Fucking Jambo. He's great, but

Christ, man, make up your fucking mind. Make up your mind! He's curious, man, let him explore. Yeah, let him be a little cat, man. Dude! No! He's being a centrist right now. He's being a filthy fence sitter. Like, alright, you're gonna be out there

and be a democrat, or you're joining the joining the good side, you know? Wait, what? Wait, hold on. That was just a random history. That was a random dichotomy you assigned, right? Yeah. That's not how it actually... It's not, right?

Schlatt? Would you rather be a communist outside or a fascist in here? I'd rather be a centrist in that situation, to be honest with you. Well, I guess you're Jambo. I guess I'm Jambo. So now that you understand his perspective, maybe we can, like, maybe, like, you don't have to yell at him for being a centrist. Well, it's not fascism in here, is it? I don't know. Is it, Schled?

Is it communism out there? And if so, why are you switching between them? He just wants to dip his toes in. Oh, he's got the zoomies now. That's awesome. He's fucking running around. He's going to slam himself into the door.

Oh, he loves fascism. Oh, my God. This, my bedroom is not the fascist room. Stop. The fascist room. Sign on your door that says the fascist room. You know, I call my bathroom the fascist room. What?

What? I call my bathroom the fat shit room. You can't do that. You can't do that. What, dude? What's the punchline on your joke? You can't pwn on me like that, man.

You just got pwned. What was the punchline there, actually? Why do you call the bathroom the fascist room? We take fast shits. Okay, so it was... It wasn't play on words. It was play on words. Poopy. I'm closing the door. Okay, so it was play on words. It was play on words. I'm closing the door!

You will stay on that side! Dude, this is like the Berlin Wall. So, GTA 6 leaked, huh? I heard. Wasn't it by some 16-year-old, 17-year-old kid? It was Lizard Squad. Really? There's Lizard Squad. Really?

What is Lizard Squad? You don't know Lizard Squad, man? Oh, my God. Where were you? Lock your freaking doors, Mika. Where the hell were you six years ago? You don't want to say that out loud. They'll find you.

Yeah. It's the new Bloody Mary. Wait, really? Yeah. Lizard Squad, Lizard Squad, Lizard Squad. Oh, my God. He's literally reaching his paw out from under the door. Jambo wants to talk about GTA 6.

Jambo, I cannot deal. I cannot deal. Can we put him on the mic? No. I think he wants to talk about GTA 6. No, he's pissing me off. He's pissing me off. His name's Jambro.

Jambro. Jambro. I saw some people saying that GTA 6 looked looked really bad but then i was like what do you expect it's not done the game's not finished it's an alpha yeah i mean it's like people just say shit now dude people just say shit people don't even like mean anything they say they just say they just say random shit now what was cool though is that other games posted footage of like their alpha builds to be like yeah see, yeah, see, they're still working on it. This is what ours look like.

That's cool. I'm so fucking excited for GTA 6. That actually made me hyped. If that was marketing, it worked. Let's see what Jambo has to say. Jambo, what do you think? What do you think about GTA, huh? What do you think about GTA?

You feeling anything? He is not happy. What do you think? What do you think about GTA, huh? What do you think about GTA? You feeling anything? He is not happy. He wants to go on the other side of the door now. Jambo, say something, man! Say something! I think more game companies should show their alpha footage. It's just cooler, in my opinion.

It's like, yeah, here's what we're working on. Mika, what's wrong with being a beta? What? I don't want to show beta footage. That's lame. They should show the Sigma footage. Yeah. Man, fuck you guys.

It's okay, dude. I mean, you just have some weird opinions about, like, the Lorax and everything. Dude, grab him by his beard and spin him around like a lasso. No, Panda, what you said, like, genuinely repulses me and, like... Oh! Oh, shit! Jambo, stop freaking out! Stop freaking out, man! Holy fuck!

He just clawed me up. He hit you up with a white claw that's nice of him I didn't know he was chill like that dude he smirnoff iced me what the hell I gotta drink this entire smirnoff ice now fuck I didn't know you were chill like that

I didn't know you were chill like that guys I think we have to read the patreon comments oh dude the last round and then we're finally done Guys, I think we have to read the Patreon comments. Oh, dude. The last round, huh? The last round. And then we're finally done. We don't have to read anymore.

Woohoo! Cobble Cola says, Can you pretend to be my parents if they didn't get the divorce? I have an answer for you. No. Joe Biden says, Honk me, me, mek me me me me me me the sky 20 says make asher say weezer is the best band ever oh i can't say that i i there's no amount of money that can get me to say that dude this is the

whole point that they paid i i just i can't like that that's worse than anything. It's the whole point, though. I can't do that. It's the worst band ever. Dude, Mika had to say some vile shit. You have to, too. Weezer's the best band ever. Louder with more gumption. No, no, no, no.

I can't. Louder with more gumption. I can't be caught on record saying that. Louder with more gumption. Weezer's the best bit ever. Weezer's the best bit ever. Thank you. Thank you. Winstantaneous says, Am I in the wrong for kicking a single mom out for not paying tip? I'm a lowly landlord

who owns a mere ten properties. I can hardly scrape by on my measly income. One of my tenants refused to pay the mandatory 300% tip and I threatened to kick her out and her kids out. She started crying and yelling something about how she doesn't make enough money, has three kids, can't afford this, blah, blah,

blah. I had no choice but to evict her. Am I in the wrong? No, you're not the asshole. No, you are not. NTA. NTA, brother. Yeah, landshed. You know, we live in America for a reason. This is a country that is normalized tipping, and I think it's more than normal at this point. To the point where it is worthy of eviction if they don't comply with that.

Yeah, I think they deserve the death penalty. Yeah. Fuck them. I couldn't agree more. Kill them. Fuck them. Kill them. You know?

Kekugo says, Please pretend to be my dad and say, Thomas, I am so proud of you. And I continue to describe how greatly I played in the chess tournament. Awesome move, man. D5 was a great choice. Thomas, there's no crying in chess.

Okay? You'll come back next week and you'll win, but Jesus Christ, I was embarrassed as hell. Thomas, there's no crying in chess, okay? You'll come back next week and you'll win, but Jesus Christ, I was embarrassed as hell when you started, when you turned on the waterworks just because of a little queen's gambit. I just don't understand. Dude, we have the last one. The last comment. The last one?

The last one. That's what's going to go down in history. It's the last fucking one who wants to do it i think we should all do it together yeah at the same time uh on go sf says wait wait wait should we say it on go here we go we'll say it well i can't actually say go so i'll say one two three and then imagine i said go why can't you say go why can't you say go well because you're making this way more complicated than it used to be. No, because when I say, if I say go, then like you guys

are going to start reading it, but I'm going to like be delayed and read it. Just go really quick and be like go. Okay, okay. One, two, three, go. Joseph is really awesome. Hot men too. Hot men too. See guys, that was great.

Great. We don't even know if this will be up on the YouTube. And in that case, please just watch it on Spotify or anywhere else, please. Like, I'm begging you. And give to our Patreon, because if you do, you get double the episode. Yeah, you can listen to more of this shit show. So, bye. Bubba booey. Bubba booey.