Sleep Deprived Podcast - IT'S MORBIN' TIME - Sleep Deprived Podcast #59

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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Panda, can you do the Patrick scream when Patrick gets a trumpet stuck in his neck? OOOOOOOH! No, I can't. No? Astro? Uh, how does it sound? I don't- I- I- that's why I'm asking. Do it again, Panda? I'll just mimic what a panda did.

YOOOOOO! He doesn't go- YOOOOOO! See, no, I'm not trying to do it, but- YOOOOOO! Patrick just sees his friend down the street. Yo! No, I'm not trying to do it, but... Yo! Yo! Pat just sees his friend down the street. It's really hard. No, look it up.

Look it up right... No, look it up right now. It's... Oh, my God. The fucking partner just went by. Dude, I swear to God, we start the podcast, and he immediately shows up. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to sleep the pride podcast

i could try i'm gonna try this patrick give it a try i don't remember what it's it was better than panda shut up yo what's up guys? It's Patrick here. I'll give it a try. And you're like, oh, alright, alright, I found it, I found it, I found it, I found it, listen, listen, listen. It's not picking it up. Well, thank God we can hear the gardener. That's awesome, dude. Wait, wait, wait, it's not playing for me.

Someone else, someone else play it in the microphone. Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll pick, I'll pull it up, I'll pull it up. Did you guys, did you guys hear that? No. No? No. Okay, here we go. I'm going to do it. No. Hold on. Let's try this. Let's try this. Yeah, I heard it.

Honestly, I heard it. Okay! Yeah! Honestly, I think a panda's yo was the closest. It sounded like Jesse Pinkman. Jesse Pinkman? Yo, bitch! Yo, bitch! Yo, what's up Mr. White? When you really

think about it, Spongebob had some of the best fucking episodes ever and there's so many of them too timeless classics you guys have any favorites i like uh when spongebob becomes a housewife and has to care for the clam oh my god that episode's so fucking funny that episode is pretty good patrick's so funny. Oh, I was working overtime. And Spongebob's like, overtime? That one was pretty good. My favorite episode is the pizza one. Oh, of course.

That one's like one of the best episodes ever. Because it has so many iconic moments, but also seeing Squidward throw the pizza at that guy. Oh my fucking god, shut up. you cry yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah shut up shut up pizza shut up seeing seeing scoodward throw the pizza at that asshole was so satisfying especially because he's always because he's always an asshole to spongebob it's like the one time he was nice to him yeah Yeah, no, that was super gratifying.

It really highlighted the subtle dynamic between their relationship. I mean, it's kind of there. It was some Squidward character development. Exactly. I think my favorite episode is the one where they get stranded in this kelp forest, and then they have a magic conch. Oh, the magic conch yeah conch is awesome yeah and then it just gets revealed that they're just right next to their

house anyway that was actually that's literally the that's literally the pizza episode they were right next to the crusty crab at the end i actually love that trope so much dude sometimes i i i pretend i have like a magic conch that talks to me, and I ask it questions. Yeah, I ask it questions, and I make life decisions based on what the conch says to me in my head. I think that's the same, yeah. You have a seashell that you listen to? Yeah, I listen to it for everything. How old are you?

I'm not going to... Voice, cut that out. Voice, keep'm not gonna what voice cut that out voice keep it in voice cut that out all in favor keep it in say aye aye so i mean are you a child are you like no i no i just i i believe in the power of the conch. It's a very childlike thing to do. Yeah, what are you, a fucking baby? No. Yeah. We could. Yes. Would you... If I took you out to dinner in, like, a nice restaurant,

and I had a big old plate of placenta, would you eat it for that bad boy? What the fuck are you talking about? That went places I was not expecting at all. My favorite episode is SpongeBob. You guys remember the one where SpongeBob takes a bodyguard around, but really the bodyguard is trying to beat the shit out of SpongeBob? No, I do not remember that.

You don't remember the tattletale strangler? Oh, that guy with the mustache. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one was so good. And he's always trying to get... Finally! I've got you right where I want you! Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I remember that one. He just can't get Spongebob away from everyone. Dude, who are the most iconic Spongebob villains? Like, one of them has to be that guy. Oh, the monkey. Oh, like the monkey suit? The Christmas episode that splits him in half. Oh, true. Oh, yeah, true. That one's pretty iconic be that guy. Oh, the monkey. Oh, like the monkey suit? In the Christmas episode that splits him in half. Oh, true.

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the wall and he's like this is makes it your wallet. No. What about Plankton? Oh my god, he was right there! Are we forgetting about the quintessential Spongebob villain, Plankton? There's this one thing Plankton says that I really like. He was trying to get a bunch of evil guys

to be friends with him, and he's like, Felicitations, matter of factors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formula for preparation affordable commensables who will join me what the fuck are you talking about that actually sounded like an alien language no dude no that that sounded like you just go on reddit yeah i just use big words i just use big words to sound smart i mean to be honest that was like super impressive that you even said that. Yeah.

Honestly. But that's some imitation crabs shit. What, the robot one? Yeah. Oh, man. There's so many iconic... That's crazy. The sea bear.

Remember the thing you gotta draw a circle for? Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, dude. I love the, yes. Yes, dude. I love the camping episodes so much, dude. It's so funny how they're beside their houses the whole time, and at any point, Squidward could just go into his house and be safe, but he chooses to rough it out.

The comedy in that is so funny to me. Masochist. what about rock bottom oh yes what about rock bottom i i never really understood the the ending of that episode where the guy blows up the balloon for spongebob and uh spongebob goes thank you and then the dude goes you're welcome remember that like he just he just did not do the accent that they've been doing the whole it kind of implies yeah that like rock bottom is like a Bottom is like a society of people that just like to mess with the people from the top side or whatever. Yeah, a society of trolls.

I feel like you're looking at this a little too much. It's 4chan. I mean, we can all agree 4chan is Rock Bottom. What's that one thing that Pyro says all the time? Keno? Thank you, Keno, for coming,

Keno. New friend. You know what episode I didn't get? I don't know if you guys know this one. I rarely see it talked about, but it's the one where the entirety of Bikini Bottom leaves, and it's only SpongeBob. And then they see Patrick at the end, and and he's like we just don't want to be around you today Like we want one day. Oh my god!

You guys remember that? No! You don't? Dude they all leave Spongebob, and they're like we want a day away from you I'm not kidding, and I never understood it because it's like- Oh my god. that sounds like i am legend or something there were some scary episodes like i don't know about you guys but for some reason the one where where they think they go to space but then the rocket just crashes back in bikini bottom and they're like they're like capturing people in the net like that genuinely like unsettled me acts of terrorism yeah that yeah that was like so unsettling to me. Yeah, so Morbius is back in theaters, everybody. Thank God.

How do we feel about that? It's actually crazy they brought it back because everyone kept talking about how much the movie sucked. And you know what? Now we're talking about it. Yeah, it's working. And no one's gonna go see it again.

And then it's gonna get taken out of theaters and we're all gonna joke about it. I mean, I'm kinda curious. You wanna see it now? I might actually see it now. I haven't watched it. I might wanna get morb. Alright. It's morbid time it's more do this he says if they should do an edit of it and add that in dude then i would go if they dubbed it in yeah dude lips aren't even mad 100 mark my words there's gonna be a morbius sequel where they will 100% say it's

more been time. Like as like, yeah. Did you see, did you see Jared Leto's tweet literally yesterday? No, it was like he was sitting on a couch and the camera cameraman comes up to him.

He's like, what are you reading? And he's like, no, it's nothing. It's nothing. And he kind of hides the paper. The camera takes the paper shows to the camera and it's literally a fake script for Morbius 2, It's Morbin Time.

Oh my god. They're so unaware about it. Literally Morbius himself. Oh my god. Wait, wasn't Jared Leto the really shitty Joker? Yeah. Yeah, he was. How the fuck did he get another role? I don't know how anyone likes him at all.

He's, like, had an island cult of, like, 16-year-old white girls. Yeah, he's really weird and bizarre. I'm pretty sure we've talked about him before, and, like, we've said that when he was, like, getting really into the role of Joker and, like, method acting, he would, like, yeah, he would send them, like, dead rats and stuff to their, like, trailers. Man.

Method acting is so funny. There's no proof that it really works that much better, but it's just an excuse for actors to send pipe bombs to their cast member. I'm practicing for my new character, the Cummer. Your core? I was method acting. I was practicing for my upcoming role. I was just on a Minecraft roleplay server, guys.

It's not that deep. You guys know a word that really ticks me off? What? I don't even know if it's like, cummies. How often do you hear the word cummies? I'm sorry. I live around normal people in normal circles, and I haven't heard the word cummies in years. I i i live around normal people in normal circles and i haven't heard the word cummies in years i've never heard someone say it yeah you've never wait wait wait

you've never heard anyone say that i've of course read it but i've never i've never seen someone actually say it like you're not walking around the grocery store you read it you read it so you still heard about it i know it exists i. I just, people aren't saying it. Well, I'm just saying I hate it. Who's saying it around you? No one says it to me. Like, a real person doesn't walk up to me and say it. Do you say it?

No. So where are you seeing it? I don't know. I just know it's in my head because I've seen it around and I really don't like it. I think you just need to admit you do like it. No. So what do you guys think is gonna end the human race uh nuke or yeah probably a nuke honestly i probably knew you really think so i think a virus yeah it's not bad i think a virus disaster yeah no well no one

no come on now yeah yeah climate disaster that's that's never that's never gonna happen there's never gonna be a climate disaster i think we're already no what are you talking about wait wait he's living in austin texas don't tell him oh no just what it's gonna be okay man what are you talking about have a good time there's no climate disaster it'll be fine

wait I'm genuinely confused you should buy stocks in water are we having a climate disaster I don't think we are all we're saying is get a backup generator. I don't think it'll happen. All right.

It's pretty nice out today. Yeah, a little warm. No. What is this propaganda you're trying to... I genuinely don't understand what's going on. You think the entire Earth is going to be wiped out to climate disaster? Yeah. What, like it gets a couple degrees hotter and then everyone melts?

Shut up, that's it. That's all it really needs, though. All it's all it really needs though We just need a couple degrees Yeah just like a six Six degrees and then what We'll drown Famine Famine Famine

Six degrees is famine Well cause the ecosystems are going to collapse because a lot of the important plants are going to die. I live in a suburb. What are you talking about? He's living like Squidward. He's living in Squidward's gated community. Look, Schlatt, you have capital.

Just buy stocks in water. Nestle's going to do okay. It'll be great for you. So what's going to happen? What happens if it gets a couple degrees? What is the ecosystems are you talking about? An ecosystem is like, you can think of it as a web where all the organisms are connected

and rely on each other to function. I had an organism last night preparing for the comer. My role is the comer. Baby, I'm going to organism. It's coming time. That's what scientists say before they nut. It's kind of... What? I'm organism.

I'm gonna organism. What are you saying? What? I'm gonna organism. Oh, man. But so, if one of these key species dies, because it's, you know,

the climate is... No one cares. They're like 16, okay? They're going to grow up and they're going to vote for like Donald Trump Jr. Let's just move on. I don't understand. I don't understand this climate disaster bullshit. Okay, we'll move on. Just...

I can go down the street and my supermarket is always stocked. Schlatt, do you think you'd be able to afford a spot on, like, Humanity's Ark? Like, you know how in all those disaster movies, there's, like, a couple of boats for rich people. They can just float away. But everyone else has to just, like... I probably could. There's a movie that came out recently. It was about the end of the world with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Did anyone see that? No. It's about this large... There's a large crater coming down to Earth. I don't care. Okay. I kind of care. I'm kind of interested.

Well, basically, at the end of the movie, the rich people get in a rocket. I don't care. They get frozen and they travel off. Spoilers! What the hell, man? Yeah, and so then they land on a distant planet. And the second they come out, they just all get eaten by, like, aliens. Is that really how it ends?

They just go to another planet and die? Yeah. Spoiler alert. Does Earth blow up? From the asteroid yeah so everyone dies well yeah yeah actually yeah everyone dies what if i bought a ticket or like a like a like a entry into some bunker for rich people what if i did that and then i go and like document the whole thing you should vlog it i love the concept of a bunker because like if a nuke goes off and we're all dying i don't want to be

alive why would i want to be like in a bunker eating canned beans just knowing that everything's like fucked up there um well yeah well i mean at least you'll have an ecosystem down there. Well, see, the nuclear radiation actually has a half-life that decreases exponentially, so actually, by the time the nuclear fallout has all cleared, it should be safe to go up there and live there for a while. It's common time.

We got an organism. Nah, Shlatt, you should totally do that, like, get a ticket to a rich person's bunker. An island, maybe? Yeah, and just document it. I think a lot of people would actually be curious to see what it's like inside of there.

Dude, I feel like the problem is that it's not just gonna be for rich people. It's gonna be main- they're gonna prioritize well-connected people. It's probably just invite to be for rich people. It's going to be main. They're going to prioritize well-connected people. It's probably just invite only anyways. Yeah. Like true.

You could have. I mean, there's some nice houses where we're close by where I live. And you always wonder, like, who who lives there? How are there this many people who are that successful? But then you realize it's like well half these people they no one has any idea who they are like do you think they're letting you think they're letting some coo at a toilet paper company fucking in the bunker no i'm just imagining you sitting next to hillary clinton

yeah i mean like like, they probably like, they check if you're on the flight logs and then they're like, oh, well, alright, we know you, come on in. But you don't think that... You're making small talk, so what did you do out there? I was the CEO of a little secret company. I had a podcast.

I had a podcast. I had a podcast. I was a podcaster. Yeah, but you don't think they would want it. Hillary, like, she reaches into her pocket. She pulls out that childhood photo. She's like, this is the face of the next president. Dude, that shit was so funny. I bet she'd spit in a cup for you oh yeah Hillary give me some give

me some of that globule gunk what were you saying I I kind of interrupted uh it's okay I was I was just gonna ask like you don't think they would want a COO of a toilet paper company in the bunker because like you're gonna need toilet paper eventually I'm like you think he knows how to make the toilet he doesn't know how to make the toilet paper. He just knows how to keep his seven people who report to him in check. No, but he knows. It's probably like a family secret passed down generation to generation. Here's how you make three-ply.

Here's how you make four-ply. Here's how you get an extra soft texture here's how you make four-ply here's like how you get like an extra soft texture and he probably really cares about the business and all the good it's doing you're a liberal amiga you're a little you're a little liberal and we have any messages from the patrons this time i actually i actually took a political compass test i'll just say this i'm pretty sure i'm like more left-leaning and libertarian than you. Than who? You.

Than me? Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, I think I'm more left-leaning than Astro, too. I'm actually a right-wing psycho. Let's read the patreon comments you know for a patreon goal for like 20 million patrons we should all do a political test

I'm actually down some of these are this comes from Andrew Longacre some of these are dumb and I want to give you something meaningful and good to say you You'll be saying the first two lines from Industrial Society and its Future.

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life expectancy of those of us who live in advanced countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to

widespread psychological suffering. In the third... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what am I reading? You're reading Ted Kaczynski's Manifesto. Oh, shit. Thanks for that, Andrew. Guys, you know, we have a Patreon, patreon.com slash sleep deprived.

I didn't know that. One of the tiers is you can get us to say whatever you want, really. Except if it's stupid, we're not. We're not going to do it if it's stupid. Wait, is Ted Kaczynski the guy who plays Jim on The Office? No. No, it was Ted the Bear. Kyle chimes in with, hey, guys, been really enjoying the Bear. Kyle chimes in with,

Hey guys, been really enjoying the podcast. Keep it up. You paid a lot of money for just that. That's great. X Boogaloo says, If I get everyone to say it, the podcast will instantly end, right? Well, we all have to say it.

Do we have any more comments? We do. Yeah, Logan Gordy says stream AlexUnknown. Thanks, Logan. Stream LylekBoy. And finally, eBayHacker says, if you all had to do a boxing event with only you four,

who would you want to fight? I'd fight you, Astro. Well, you would win. So I would not pick you. I'd fight you, Astro. Well, you would win. So I would not pick you. I'd fight you, Astro. You would also win. I'd win? Maybe even easier. Yeah. You think I'd win? I'm like 145

pounds. Oh. I'm like tiny. I have like 100 pounds on you. I'll fight anyone. Yeah. A panda you're saying, sir? I might be able to beat a panda. Oh, I don't know about that. A panda, I'll fight you. Yeah. A panda you're the same size? I don't know about that. Bro, I don't know about that. Yeah, that's true. You used to work out.

I'm a bull. I'm a stallion. I think, uh, I think, honestly, I think I would fight Ted Nevison if I had to pick a... Wrong podcast. Oh, shit. Right. right fuck that one ended oh no

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