Sleep Deprived Podcast - L-l-l...Lopunny? - SDP #148

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

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hey everyone welcome to the sleep deprived podcast episode 148 can you say in the first 45 seconds of a video can you say i don't think so i'm gonna have to mute it now how i'm gonna say it after 45 seconds then is that a bad word i don't think it's that bad of a word it's not as bad as well i'm gonna have to answer everything okay sure i'm sorry you're gonna have to people people have reacted like it's so stupid it is stupid like i hear people like put it up to like a slur but it's it's like it's just like a bad word it's so dumb it's a it's the wolf one of the most fun swear words ever. Say it. Mika, say it.

I think the problem is, Panda, you've equated this word to a slur, but I've censored it, and I have censored it every single time. People are going to be very confused and concerned, so I feel like I have to clarify that it is absolutely not a slur. It's not a slur, and we should be able to say it's not that bad. But viewers, you've heard it, right? Like you've heard people overreact to the word like it's some disgusting, terrible, horrible word. It's really like not even that bad. And

you've also heard it in an accent, right? Right? You've heard it like that. Mika, are you going to censor the accented one? I'm going to censor it every single time that word comes up but the accented one like they don't even they actually love it over there I think they don't even view it

it's just America and North America that hates it that's like their fuck but I think every time it pops up I think it does trigger demonetization on YouTube that's what I'm saying you can say ass and shit and you probably won't get demonetized, but once you say ****.

Once you say what? Once you say ****. Wow. Guys, I caught a Diago. Sorry. Go ahead. No, Mika. You go ahead. No, you go ahead. No, you go ahead.

No, you go ahead. I'm going to take a bite of my chickpea salad, so you go ahead. Panda, no, you go ahead no you go ahead no you go ahead no you go ahead i'm gonna take a bite of my chickpea salad so you know you go ahead panda no you go ahead okay i'm opening pokemon go now guys i don't know if i talked about this on the pod but i just opened pokemon go did i talk about that you did yeah yeah i did yeah yeah you actually just talked about that on the pod i'm gonna talk about it again so i opened pokemon go for the first time in like four months, and I found the first Pokemon I find, the only Pokemon I find, just sitting here was a Dratini, but not just a Dratini, a shiny Dratini.

Like, what the fuck? So you've talked about that on the pod, actually. You've talked about that on the pod. I'm going to talk about the next one, too. What's your favorite Pokemon in Pokemon Go that you've caught? Oh my god, so many. I opened Pokemon Go today. Really?

Yeah, I caught a shiny Dratini. You didn't send me a gift? No, you didn't. No, I didn't. I caught the shiny Dratini. Viewers, if you think you caught a shiny Dratini, it's actually just a normal Dratini. I got the only shiny one. What's so special special is it isn't it green like puke it's i think it's purple you know what pisses me off about pokemon what all the professors are booba

and chad the only one that's real is professor elm that's a real professor that's what they look like nerds in the lab what about oak oak is is a hardened badass he eats steak all day yeah he's a sigma chad look at him you can tell he fucks i think professor yeah he probably he probably has that like alternative boy look like i think he would pull in the alt scene he could pull up to like an alt show and he would pull with that hair yeah i'm not saying that he's ugly i think he might even be secretly the hottest but i'm just saying that he fits the stereotype of a of a scientist a little more the other ones are less believable professor x too busy fucking ash's mom and ash's dad mr mime they probably have threesomes wait that'd be crazy if Ash's dad was Mr. Mime.

Is Ash half Mr. Mime though? Am I missing some lore here? Yeah, so Ash Ketchum did his 23 and me and the DNA test came back and he's actually 50% Kanto and you zoom in on it and he has Mr. Mime DNA. You're actually lying to me.

They revealed this on Pokemon.com. No, you're lying. Look it up, Pokemon.com. This is 100% real. I would never lie on the internet. I'm actually trying to catch a Cresselia right now. Like I'm joining a raid for Cresselia. Would you fuck that one?

The legendary? The legendary, yeah. I would not, no. But I think there's a strong case to be made for low punny wow that is one of the strangest things i've heard you admit on the podcast wait you would plow low punny i'm not saying that i think there's just a case to be made for low punny i would dump my balls in low punny okay let's we don't have to go that far we don't have to go that far yeah I would smash that low punny yeah I would have a

I don't know XP farm of low punnies yeah she'd be seeing my hyper potion I'd give her this Poké Russ that's just awesome imagining Poké Russ like an STD yeah did I one time i found pokeros naturally

like apparently it's super hard to find but in my copy of heart gold i found a natural pokeros carrier so now i just spread it to all my other pokemon what pokemon was it did you notice that they had like a rash yeah you know that pink bulldog gramble yeah yeah it was Granball Did he have a rash Yeah I had to put him down but I gave it to all my other Pokemon Dude Wyatt putting down Granball Is like specifically funny because it's a dog Yeah Dude I see a Granball right now No no it's not Granball it's the other one

It's the Prevolution Oh Snubbull That guy deserves to be put down No I like Snubbull I used to have a weird hatred for Snubbull? Snubbull, yeah. That guy deserves to be put down. No, I like Snubbull. I used to have a weird hatred for Snubbull, but I think Snubbull is very chill. No, I'm actually with you. I'm actually kind of a Granbull head.

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like that's a lot the apple vision pro yeah i buy it for a thousand i would consider it for a thousand i think actually i do see the the functionality of it like it does seem very like let's say you're working and you need a monitor on your head basically it's like having a second monitor permanently and you can never go wrong with a second monitor you know true yeah i think you could infinitely sit on the toilet with it oh my god yeah you could do that until you died of like a blood clot not me i'm real different nah nah wow blood clot my blood is amazing mika have you guys ever had a blood test yeah you guess what i got turns out you're 100 that bitch no i got an f shit sorry when trump was like i don't have dna i have uh what did you say you don't talk about i kind of vaguely remember but i don't remember i don't remember how it goes yeah oh wait no i gotta find this. It's gonna bother me. While you're finding it,

can I rant about Pokemon Go for a second? Yes, but you have to do it in 45 seconds like a speedrun. I don't have DNA. I have USA. That's pretty good. That's legendary. He's got a lot of good bits.

That's a top 20 for sure. I could see someone rapping that. Yeah. Probably Tom McDonald. bits that's that's actually a bar that's a top 20 for sure i could see someone rapping that yeah probably uh tom mcdonald oh wait okay i don't mean to interrupt you but we're gonna have another trump versus biden epic rap battles history you're gonna come back and do it i have to holy are you more excited for that or are you more excited for trump v biden like the actual debate dude that's just gonna be so funny that's just gonna be awesome that's like must watch tv for sure last time it was so funny and i i feel like when you guys said this but trump's gotten angrier and biden's gotten dumber or like brain fog more brain honestly they've both gotten dumber and angrier like biden will like get on the mic

and like scream sometimes and no one knows what he's talking about you've ever seen the video like him with the reporter and he's like shaking i haven't seen that no but the monster the biden administration assures people that he's very like acute behind behind the scenes but that's like asking like a child if they stole from the cookie jar and they're like no no no i didn't did you hear about this ai study where it's like they they um they were training or no these ai got poisoned and then and then they started like um trying to find out like this one ai went rogue and started lying and then they had a bunch of tests to see if it was lying and it started recognizing what the

tests were about the lies so that it could like um trick them into thinking it's not lying i feel like an ai going rogue like in the modern age would just mean like the ai like starts like looking up porn on google you know what i mean like that's how it would start i think yeah well apparently these poisoned ai what it just means is that the it starts like um its data set is no longer effective because it starts i can't remember it starts like producing really weird stuff anyways i'm fighting chrysalia i think uh panda i have a question for you 1v1 versus the planters peanut who's winning you or the planters peanut you know one of the glasses yeah well the monocle i would call it a glass uh i need to look at his stats yeah um he does look tall he kind of looks tall right

yeah and he has a shell yeah I mean once you crack his shell he's pretty much done right that's true so it's sort of like Gaara versus Rock Lee like if you crack Gaara's sand shield his sand skin you can just defeat him right so you have to crack through the peanut shell

Rock Lee should have won that shit pissed me off so much but yeah I think I could kick this guy's ass I mean his limbs are thin his hat looks stupid his skin I could crack could you out fuck him

I don't know this guy has a lot of nut in him wow like this guy is literally built for nut so do you think Panda could out fuck the nut what the fuck there's a funko pop of this thing who would buy a funko pop actually learning there's a funko pop i kind of want it no yeah yeah there you go i will get you that for your birthday i will get you three of them for your birthday so you'll have four i appreciate that you know what um that's pretty nice uh i could make like an army of the planters peanut

funko pop you're probably the only one that's ever wanted like this this local yeah i think they haven't sold any yet you might be the first. But it's so lay epic random amazeballs. This is 40 bucks. It's 40 bucks for this. $40 well spent. Oh my God. You're a sim for big nut. Would you rather have the planters?

Inside me? No, the well, I get sure. Would you rather have the planters peanut or would you rather have the Pringles guy as a... Oh, Planters. Pringles guy. What? Wait, what do you mean? Like, inside of you? No, as a Funko Pop. Not inside of you, as a Funko Pop. Oh, as a Funko Pop? Probably the Planters peanut still.

Yeah, more a Pringles guy. I mean, he looks like he scrolls on Reddit all day. But does he have a body, or is he just... That's what I was gonna say. Wouldn't they just make him, like, a naked like literally like like completely white yeah yeah um i don't know what they would do with him i think he would just be like a like a square head with like eyes on it like you could paint a rock and it would be the same effect kind of you know what i mean is there a minecraft funko pop he kind of looks like Danger Dolan

the Pringle guy. Danger Dolan. I don't know if there's a Minecraft Funko Pop. I wouldn't be surprised though. There is? And I actually think some of them are kind of good. I hate to say it. I think some things lend themselves to the style of Funko Pop pretty well.

Like I could see a Minecraft Funko Pop crossover working out well. Well you know what they did to make this work?o Pop pretty well. Like, I could see a Minecraft Funko Pop crossover working out well. Well, you know what they did to make this work? They made it squared. So they didn't use, like, the circles like they normally do. They made everything square, so it looks like the actual Creeper. I think I would stick that one in my ass.

Would you just, like, put it on your shelf? Or, you know, just, like, kind of not do that? Well, I'd be scared it would explode. Oh, yeah, these aren't even bad i'm not even gonna lie like yeah they're a little mr incredibles uncanny but yeah the creeper one actually and the cat one yeah the cat and the creeper look good hold on i'm gonna try to catch chrysalia then i'll take a look the humans look weird yeah the humans look weird i agree with that and the skeleton one kind of too as well although there's a burning one there's an exclusive burning skeleton

that's kind of sick can you imagine uh saying to your parents or something like oh for christmas i want a burning skeleton your parents have no context they don't understand what you're talking about they send you to like a child psychologist they burn you they're like they're like oh he's talking about that like psychotic shit again they have minecraft adventure time minecraft adventure time funko pops what a niche what yep minecraft adventure time yep that's fucked up i actually think that sounds pretty cool. They're actually not that bad. Funko Pops? No, well, specifically these Adventure Time Minecraft ones, they're not the worst.

Why are Funko Pops still getting hate? I will tell you. Okay. Look up Hillary Clinton Funko Pop. I can't. I'm trying to catch Chris Ellia. You have an addiction. This feeds into my rant. I can try to explain okay okay there's this thing going on in pokemon go right now the sino tour

right they're going through a lot of legendaries in a very short time in the raids so they only had dialga and palkia for two days and in the raid server i'm in there was like 200 people signing up per raid and it was like a lottery system so like usually yeah usually i i try to catch extra legendaries for my friends um if in case i ever see them and uh i just could not do that i literally was only able to catch one diol yeah three premier balls on this chrysalia i'm actually really fucking mad and like yuxi is opening in two days mesprit is opening in three hours it's going to be there for two days azelf is going to open in nine hours it's going to be there for two days chrysalia is gone in like

23 hours like how heatran opens in 22 hours and it's going to be gone in two days. Cresselia is gone in like 23 hours. Like how Heatran opens in 22 hours and it's going to be gone in two days. Like how am I supposed to keep up with this? I'm like, it feels like I'm working a full-time job trying to catch these legendaries. And don't even get me started. Like there's no way, there's no way with this

short amount of time, you're going to catch like a Hundo or a Shundo. Like there's absolutely no way. That on that's not even real bro look i imagine you're at the bar and you're getting a drink and you turn to the guy to your left and he starts talking about what you just did and then i would hold up my big beer and i would give you a clink i'd be like that's what i'm fucking talking about man what's a shundo shunko? What's that? A shundo? It's a shiny hundo. That's just not...

What's a hundo? Like money? It's not real, Penny. You're falling for it. It's a psyop. No, it's when the IVs are maxed. What? I actually have a shundo. I have a shundo likaton. Oh, I actually believe you now. These are actually real, like hundo challenge. Yeah, I actually believe you now are actually real like hundo challenge yeah i

actually believe you now if i don't this is my last ball if i don't catch this chrysalia it's crazy like you know the lingo hundo yeah you're in on it okay i'm actually freaking out dude i just lost this chrysalia dude i actually can't do this anymore okay well i have a question i just lost eight pokemon in that raid dude what how does that even i thought you only fight one at a time how do you lose eight because in a raid you can bring in a party of six oh you mean you lost your own okay so if you fight like a like a gym or is that what they're called gyms i'm doing raids right now raids okay so if you like do a raid battle yeah and like you're about to catch the chrysalia and it goes to like the catching screen yeah and then it like did like a poof and i was like just

kidding it's a bedoof would like how mad would you be um i would be pretty frustrated i would i would be very frustrated i'm not gonna lie i'm not lie to you. Have you guys ever noticed that Bidoof's mouth looks like a muffin? Look up Bidoof on Google and look at its mouth. It looks like a chocolate chip muffin with a cherry. I'm going for another raid. I looked up Bidoof blue waffle instead.

Oh. Why would you do that? I remember the internet hated Bidoof. Bidoof like Bidoof Bidoof is better than like a lot of the starter grass Pokemon you know

see but Bidoof was hated at first but then was quickly loved so they started doing like photoshops of it you know like turning it into like a legendary beast and now I think Bidoof is beloved which is where you deserve I actually like Bidoof Bidoof is beloved, which is where he deserves. I actually like Bidoof. I like Bidoof. Bidoof has

meme status. I would shoot him in the head. Why would you do that? Yeah, I probably would eat Bidoof, but they're worse. Really? It kind of just has a lot of meat on it. It's a fat, chunky creature. If I gave you a beaver, would you eat it?

Yeah. I just don't believe you. get me get me a dead beaver i don't have one on stock so it'll take me a while but i just like it's not even that uh i'm trying to make some kind of argument it's just that like i just can't like when i look at a beaver that's just like not appetizing like how could beaver yeah look at a beaver right now that's just likeizing. Look at a beaver. Look at a beaver right now. I'm going to look at a fat beaver because it has to be fat. Would you eat the nose? Would I eat the nose?

No, I don't think I would eat the nose. Look at this one. Okay. You wouldn't understand because you're vegan, but it's not so different from a cow. Okay okay i don't get it but i i respect it i i i don't get it but i get it you know what i mean fuck is this court suck do you agree me good you feel like a beaver could taste as good as a cow um no i'm not saying it tastes as good wait where the fuck is the chat we send shit in i'm posting this i'm posting this in announcement no no no no don't don't do that okay and where did you where did you post we posted in craig bot usually you know

yeah okay i'm posting it in this one which okay okay that's a juicy beaver like that's like a chicken like wow okay i actually kind of get it there that one's fattened up like yeah it has to be fat like it can't be like i wouldn't i wouldn't go for it though i wouldn't eat it really no i think i don't know it's it's just like it why it's just like you don't eat like there's already like a lot of cow and it tastes good so you just eat that instead. Wait, you've had cow? No, people say that it tastes good.

So what meat have you had? Because I know you tried having some. Okay, I'll explain every single piece of meat that I've ever had in my life. Okay? Okay. Wait, but are you having meat now or are you back to being vegan? I'm vegan. Again?

Yes. Okay. Do you want me to go through the list yeah age four i was friends with this kid when i imagine him in my head i think of that kind of like evil brat from toy story you know the one with like the black t-shirt yeah yeah this is the hot dog this is the hot dog story uh so he with the buzz cut yeah i had never eaten dinner at a friend's house and i decided to do that and so i didn't know what it was like uh and they were like we're having hot dogs and i was like okay i have hot dogs at home and then i ate it and i realized it was much different than the one that i eat at home and uh it made me puke and then i didn't eat meat well i had fish when I was like maybe like 10. And then I ate like cod and shrimp for a little bit. Then I didn't eat that for a while.

Then when I was... Was it good? Yeah, it was really good. I love cod. And then when I was 18... Cod, I'm sorry to interrupt. Cod, you're so based for that. It is the best fish for fish and chips.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah, it is. it is the best fish for fish and chips i have yeah that's yeah it is there's other good like i've had uh like like uh i think i've had like halibut or like stuff like that but yeah um and then when i was 18 i was like you know what i didn't grow up with meat i want to try it see what it's like see what the hubbub is about and so i i tried a couple things i tried uh chicken i tried spicy chicken tenders and those were really good but then I tried turkey

sliced turkey and that was really bad I know right everyone says turkey is so good turkey tastes fucking terrible yeah it's not good it's fucking awful it's actually fucking awful it's so gross it makes me want to vomit

that's how bad turkey is no no no it's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no listen you kind of got me there mika protein turkey has um one of the best calorie to protein ratios panda you're you go to the gym you got to approach this from a bodybuilder's mindset like you can get so much protein from like it is so good for cutting and it's so good for like body recomp. And you at least admit it tastes disgusting.

Because it does. It tastes fucking awful. I think it depends. Because if you have it cold and dry. Yeah it's going to be bad. It's definitely not as greasy as chicken. I know. It needs the grease.

But honestly. I kind of like it. Yeah, that's fair. That's all for me. That's all. That's it? Yeah, that's everything. Wait, have you ever had a burger?

No. But I thought you were... Did you not try meat again recently? I went back to eating fish for a short period of time. Because I craved it so bad. I was like, I haven't had fish and chips in years and i just really wanted to eat it yeah so i like i like binged it i had like fish and chips like like four times in like one month what the tartar sauce no i don't like tartar sauce oh but but it was really good uh but then i was like okay i'm good i have my fill so i'm just gonna go back to being me. Yeah. I mean, that's fair.

What did, what fish did you have for the fish and chips? It was just cod. It's just so good. Like, like battered, like beer battered cod. When I, when I, during the apocalypse, no, sorry. The pandemic. I just, I just called it an apocalypse for some reason. During the pandemic, when I was cooking a lot, I actually tried beer-battered fish and chips.

I made my own beer batter. And it was actually so good. And it was so, so good. And I made my own tartar sauce. And I just like like it was so good sorry this Chris I can't catch this Chris Elliot you want to fuck that thing no I don't I just wanted to get

in my ball actually it's kind of a baddie that's like the moon one right yeah I would I would think about it that one I just got her honestly dark right kind of a baddie too I have a dark right would you I don't know yeah Chris Elliot's a baddie too i have a dark rye would you uh i don't know yeah chrysalia is a baddie i'm not even gonna once this chrysalia has got good ips i'm going back in i'm gonna catch

one for a friend and i think you should use like the patreon money this year to uh fund like an animation of you like a Cresselia. I would love that. Hear me out. Panda, hear me out. You could also not. Follow your dreams. You see Cresselia's peaks on the front? It kind of looks like hair.

You could grab both of those when you're hitting it from behind. And then you could put your head, its ring, the back ring where its tail is, you could put your head like like it's ring like the back ring where its tail is like you could put that over your head while pulling that yellow thing it's a little too uh it's a little too sharp for me i think i would get cut if i tried to fuck it that's my main concern holy moly what i just have not thought about that it is wearing a bra by the way so i totally see yeah i see what pandas are wait i thought actually wait i thought that was chrysalia's hands

holy shit is chrysalia like a reference to the uterus no way actually you know what though i do kind of look like those arms is like fallopian tubes. Yeah. And those are the, the breast things might be the ovaries. I'm just saying it kind of looks like a, a, a uterus. I don't know. Just something to think about.

Maybe the vagina Pokemon. This might be the sexiest one. Panda might be right. I'm going to look at the sexiest Pokemon. Are you Googling sexiest Pokemon? Yeah. Let's see, dude. It actually comes up with results. It actually does. If you look at sexiest pokemon yeah yeah let's see dude it actually comes up with results it

actually does if you look at sexiest pokemon on google it actually like you know how google has integrated results sometimes like you're not gonna believe the first one let's hear it's not even a pokemon i know who is it wait oh it's not a pokemon what What? It's what? Dawn? Yeah. Dong? No, you know, Dawn. Oh, Dawn. Oh, like the... Isn't she like nine? Child?

Yeah. That's kind of weird. That's fucked up, actually. You got Gardevoir. I'm honestly not crazy about Gardevoir. Yeah, I actually don't get the... Too gaudy. Too gaudy. Yeah, too much.

Trump would fuck it. No, I actually, I think Gardevoir is a good pick. Honestly, you would. It's like the most vanilla. No, you can't say that. What do you mean? What's the most vanilla then?

The most vanilla Pokemon? The fuck? Like some kind of normal type. When people think of a sexy Pokemon, they think of Gardevoir. Yeah, Gardevoir or Lopunny, typically. Or Lucario. I think Lopunny is more vanilla than Gardevoir.

Maybe. Gardevoir is like alt and artsy. Lopunny is like... That's Lopunny though. No, I feel like Lopunny's TNA and like Aritzia, you know. You're right. Lopunny goes to Starbucks and... Yeah. Gardevoir's kind of goth, alt

with it. Pumpkin spice. Yeah, you're right. Well, if... What about Roserade that that one flower pokemon would she's a she's like a theater kid my first level 100 was this pokemon roserade roserade yeah i was just kind of an awesome one uh what else did i would ditto. You could probably make ditto whatever you want, right? Exactly. I don't even know, like, oh wait, what about Jinx?

That one freaks me out. Yeah, a little unsettling, maybe. What about Mr. Mime? Maybe worse. Although you could pull on the tufts of hair. Yeah, you know Mr. Mom's a freak. You know he's just that weirdo, crazy shit. You know when Ash Ketchum is out in Pallet Town?

Mom and Mr. Mom are on the sex swing, dude. Ash's mom is a freak for that. Ash's mom is a freak. If you want to hear more of this, follow us over to the Patreon section of the podcast. The show extends itself you get a discord server minecraft server bonus shows collins yeah hell yeah