Sleep Deprived Podcast - Me At My Lois, No Peter Griffin - SDP #136

Episode Date: November 28, 2023

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hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 136 hey my name's uh little little little p welcome little p little p hey you want me to do my catch phrase yeah that sounds like this i'm peeing that's a good one i like that thank you yeah it's like a very classic like uh yeah like yeah very inspired panda try it say like i'm peeing here i don't know if i can i mean i know a little you'll get peed in my your little will get peeved no you know little, that's my dog. I thought you were talking about your little... No. Everyone knows I got the biggest... Little... Yo, I've got a joke for you guys.

Okay. I've got a joke for you guys. Oh my god, tell me, tell me, tell me. Bear with me, okay? Okay. Alright, so a monkey walks into a bar. Wait a second. Okay, keep going.

A monkey walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, hey, why the long face? Right. And the monkey says, well, you know, it's not by choice. I got experimented on in a lab and they, they gave me this long face. They subjected me to, uh, numerous experiments, numerous trials. You know, I saw my friends get absolutely like traumatized based on everything that was going on in the lab. I had this one friend who just the nightmares would never stop. And, you know, one day I just never heard from him again. They took him for like an experiment and I just never saw him again. So now I'm here. I'm here in this bar just trying to take the edge off because I just don't know what to do with myself anymore.'m really losing it here you know i talked to my therapist my therapist says you know i i need to get on some medication i need to i need to keep doing

the work and keep introspecting but honestly when i just when i just look inside i just feel totally empty and hollow so the bartender says damn that sounds like some monkey business and then i walk in and say holy shit a talking monkey and then i drop a bomb i drop a bomb on your bar i bomb you yeah like i drop a bomb yeah there's a certain house i want to bomb what like uh you're the bomb am i the bomb.com do you know if you used to say that you're the bomb.com who owns the bomb.com they're probably rich shit i'm gonna look that up don't i'm scared of going to bomb.com oh shit yeah what if it's something horrible bomb go to google.com it's like a

recruiting site oh my god for like to start bombing it turns out the domain bomb.com is for sale oh my god guys yeah i think i think i i think we i think we know wait oh because you're thinking of the bomb.com the bomb.com is taken yeah the bomb.com looks to be like a flash games oh website well you can cast your vote we value community input let us know how you jive with this idea so we can continue to build the most bomb diggity.com games on the internet here are the choices what i was just before we continue what was that you tried to say panda just so you you don't get lost here so mika were you talking about the bomb.com.com no just the bomb.com yeah sorry astro i just didn't want panda's thing to get lost that's okay you were saying about the the votes here yeah they're voting i think romney's

gonna win what are what are they voting? Maybe our listeners can get involved. Abortion. Damn. On thebomb.com? Yeah, and Romney's going to win. Thebomb.com is just a voting site. But yeah, the kids of today, they'll never understand Mitt Romney style. That show's awesome i saw an article like yesterday or today about gen alpha slang

and it was uh it was like written in the most millennial way possible it was like get ready gen alpha is here and they're bringing their own slang and um they were like the i can't remember exactly but they were talking about like have you guys heard of riz how about gyat um do you know what uh skibbity toilet is it was kind of surreal yeah apparently it apparently it's Gen Alpha slaying. I don't know. I think the first Gen Alpha is Skibity. I think we can still take Riz. I think the Zoomers got

Riz. Same with Giat. They can have Skibity. We'll have Riz. We also get Giat. They can have Huggy Wuggy. They can have Huggy Wuggy. But we're keeping Giat. We're keeping Giat. We're keeping Riz. You take Huggy Wuggy, but we're keeping Gat. We're keeping Gat. We're keeping Riz.

You take Huggy Wuggy. You take Skibity. You'd fucking take Huggy Wuggy. Capetian. Capetian. We'd take fucking Riz. Fucking Rizuno. We'd take Riz.

We'd take Gat. We'd take Gat. We'd take Gat. You can have Huggy Wuggy, but we'd take Riz. Who do we give Phantom Tax to? What was that take Rich. Who do we give Phantom Tax to? What was that, Mika? Who do we give Phantom Tax to? They can have Phantom Tax, I don't want it.

It's like a tired Trump. Yeah. He just woke up. He just woke up. Joe Biden can't win, I don't care. I don't care. Let me sleep another hour

Joe can have phantom tax they can have phantom tax just let me get in a little bit of sleep they can have phantom tax they can have oogie woogie just let me get another hour of sleep please I'm tired I was about that

they can even have oogieogie, just let me get another hour of sleep, please, I'm tired. Let me get another hour of sleep. I was about to, I was about to, please. They can have everything. They can even have Oogie Woogie, just let me sleep. You come to me on the day of my daughter's phantom tax, and you can't skip it. W is, huh? W is. W fucking is. W fucking is.

W fucking is, huh? That's fucking W with your name. Let me tell you something. W fucking Rizzo. That's fucking W. I'm going to tell you something. Tell me something. You come to me on the day my daughter has given up her W gap for the Rizzler. That was good. That was good. That was a peak Mechamovement.

You got that dog in you, man. Thanks. Someone's got to turn that last three minutes into an animation. That was maybe some of our best material. We have some good sleep-deprived animations. I was watching one yesterday. We have some good fucking moments. We're underrated.

We should have millions of views. We should have millions of animations. And views. And dollars. And money. We actually are underrated though we are we are actually doing it like us nobody nobody doing it like us right mika no nobody nobody is doing it like us i want to put this i want to put this into perspective for you guys maybe i brought this up before but i uh i listen to podcasts right like i dabble i'm really into this podcast biologies with ali ward it's like a science podcast okay so that podcast has a 4.9 star rating with 22.4k reviews but you know what that podcast is huge and we're not even like we're not huge but

we're also 4.9 stars but with 10.3k ratings so it's like actually we get a lot of ratings wait we have more ratings than them no no definitely not they're like all of you so we suck i just need to win i wouldn't i wouldn't say we suck but you're right we're awesome we're under yeah pretty much we are fucking you do you want to feel really good for a second though we have more ratings than 99 invisible what does that mean 99 like we have more ratings than air like okay no no Invisible is a very popular beloved podcast on NPR and we have more ratings than them

on Spotify. Fuck them. Haha. Forget about them. Wait, NPR, isn't that? NPU. Yuck. What's that? NPR. National Public Radio. Oh, yeah, I don't give a fuck about that i thought i was those

those two white boys are talking about hip-hop are you talking about nfr and yeah i am you're talking about nfl man you're thinking baltimore ravens christian rapper you're thinking about mf doom actually what's like what nfr no you're okay not not fuck them i like them you and you fart did you say and you fart oh my god viewers i love when you guys viewers it's like you're below me but viewers guess what happened so before i start recording a lot of the nastiest cartoony fart it was no god i don't remember it do it again i can't do you know have you ever met someone that can fart on command that that's the scariest person that's actually which that's a witchcraft like if you do that you still need to get burned on the stake do you think witches still exist

yep i'm one of the 100 yeah they're practicing they're practicing which is it's like uh it's a big thing. I'm going to hex you. What kind of hex would you cast on someone if you could? I would cast it on you, and I would make it so you got a boner in the worst situations. That's really cruel. Like you're like... It's just a prank.

That's especially cruel. No, it's fun that's really really cruel you're like you're like in the elevator presentation yeah yeah you're giving a presentation at work and this is like the big day for you you know like you're about to give this huge fucking thing and then you just get this huge boner you know you could do you can make it really awkward like you're with your best friend and you guys are just chilling alone playing video games and you get boned. He gets a headshot and you're like,

oh, that's really good and he looks over at you and you have a big boner. Oh my god, it'd be really bad if you're just having a one-on-one conversation with your bro and you get a boner. And then you get a boner? Yeah, and then he's like, bro, what is this? That'd be so embarrassing. You haven't heard of the bro job

what? no no no continue that's it end of con I'm just surprised you haven't like I would imagine you guys of all people would have heard of the bro job I mean Mika if you're trying to swing that way shit come to Tarzan

you know how I do if you swing that way, shit. Come to Tarzan. You know how I do. If you swing that way, come to Tarzan. Tarzan's not a place. Come to Tarzan. He said it like it's a place like Tarzan, New York. Come to Tarzan. Come to Tarzan.

Come to Tarzan. Take. Come to Tarzan. Come to Tarzan. Take a trip to Tarzan. We should start tweeting at musical artists and be like, hey, come to Tarzan. I assume you're like that. Come to Tarzan. It's like, come to Brazil, but come to Tarzan.

We should make a Reddit post and that'll be the top Reddit post on Tarzan. Okay, do it. Go to r slash Tarzan. Dude, is there a community for r slash Tarzan? Are you fucking kidding? You gotta be a fucking loser to be on r slash Tarzan. I just like a dozen people. They're all huge Tarzan fans

fucking dissecting it every day. It looks like there is an r slash Tarzan. The realm of Tarzan, Lord of the Dungeons. Dude, look at it. Look at the at the picture it's new with tarzan's head on it wait it looks like there's currently five people online here five people are right now fucking hanging out and looking at it right now look at this the community says about community the realm of tarzan lord of the jungle lord of the jungle you gotta actually uh i really respect that there's like such a passionate fan base for like such a niche character it's huge huge. 527 Tarzan cells.

Tarzan shirt I bought on Amazon. We could easily get the top post on r slash Tarzan. It's not even fucking close. Write anything and we could do it. Let's do it. You do it this time. Okay, let me do it. Shit, I gotta get off my alt. What should it be?

It should be like, hey Tarzan sells should we try to promote sleep deprived no we should stay respectful to the yeah what did you say oh you swing that way come over to tarzan type that yeah oh shit yeah we could do like a joke like uh wait yay wait you type oh you swing that way and then i reply yeah come down to tarzan i'm not doing that you swing that way and i'm the top comment is me saying oh yeah come to Tarzan the banner says it's under new management

oh shit they might be under new management they might be doing some like fascist shit in the Tarzan subreddit right now like you might not be able to like swear yeah what do you think is the biggest beef in the Tarzan subreddit probably between the adaptations right like

oh like the oldest cartoon one is better than the live action, but some people were like, oh, the live action's better. Wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if we just summoned the Tarzan fandom on it? Do we got like a hundred Tarzan fans? Yeah.

Listen to the Tarzan people. Tarzan, Tarzan, fuck you. Wait wait i actually see some beef on the subreddit third top or like fourth top they have beef with king kong because king kong like is like supposed to be like lord of the jungle right but tarzan is actually lord of the jungle in the eyes of the r slash tarzan cells oh yeah so there's actually beef there. Respectfully, I'm going to have to give it to King Kong. Yeah. Yeah. And look, if Tarzan heads want to get mad at us, get mad.

But like, we're King Kong till we die. Yeah. Respectfully, I just don't see Tarzan beating a giant gorilla. I'm King Kong. I can't believe these people are fucking real. Look at this one. Who else just loves Kerchak in his favorite character does anyone just understand the subtle nuances of kurchak from tarzan does anyone else feel this or is this just me and it has fucking five replies. Dude, I cannot believe there's people.

Someone through the top comment says, gives me chills. Holy shit. They've been going in on the AI in Tarzan. Yeah, AI's probably ruined it. Tarzan used to be cool, man. Fuck, they ruined that shit. Who the fuck are these people?

I want to know who this is. If Saber could talk, what would she say? I don't fucking know. I think this is honestly awesome. I actually think this is cool. It's so niche. Honestly, yeah. they're probably just really

into tarzan yeah i want to be like into something this bad i really i really respect people who are into really like niche things it's just yeah it's cool there's got to be fans of everything you know yeah what do you think is the most like obscure like are there any other obscure characters well tarzan isn't even that obscure but do you think there are some obscure characters we can find subreddits for we should make one up yeah r slash wubblewob do you think there's a subreddit for the uh for the wumpus oh god that's got to be the worst fucking subreddit. That one I'm not afraid to make fun of. I'm looking up that one. If you're on r slash Wumpus,

seriously, end it. It looks like there's 31 members, two online currently on r slash Wumpus. Well, that's probably just us. I mean, I'm not subscribed to r slash Wumpus. I mean, there is the sleep deprived subreddit. Yeah, that's the coolest one

that one's really good it actually is the coolest one real talk honestly so far it's been pretty good a lot of good posts on there not too much cringe now I'm not gonna try to hold too much you know value to this cause it could turn into shit but right now it's funny

yep I know a thing or two about us i'm ready to become fucking awful yeah i like how all the posts are related to like sleep deprived yeah they're not just fucking random shit yeah we have a sick ass community man they actually make you guys make creative shit don't you guys agree yeah we do i really uh appreciate our community. I'm seeing here we had three months ago people did a fan casting for

the Sleep Deprived movie. Yeah. I actually saw that one for some reason. Maybe we should... I'm going to say who each one is and then you guys have to guess who got cast. Okay. Alright. I only remember mine.

Who got cast for Jay Schlatt? Take your guesses. Danny DeVito? Oh shit. The guy who's voicing Garfield. Oh Chris Pratt? No. I'll give you guys two guesses each. What was my first? Danny DeVito? Yeah. Christian Bale.

Christian Bale. Christian Bale. Yeah. Christian Bale. That's a good one. Yeah. Good job. Okay. Okay. Who got cast for a panda? Danny DeVito. It was Danny DeVito. Yeah. Why does that just work? Who got cast?

Who got cast for me oh that's kind of tough maybe like mads mickelson yeah this is probably something i just don't know no it was not mads mickelson i could see mads mickelson playing you though really yeah you got kind of that hot hot jawline wow thanks but i don't think i look anything like mads mickelson yeah but that would just be cool it'd be like nonomy in the new season they made him all but chris pratt are you chris pratt no not chris pratt i actually don't know did you get the fucking spider-man guy no like ned from you by that ned no i i said it that way because i don't know who that is

what was that panel i i don't know who um apparently ryan gosling okay yeah that makes sense yeah no that checks out yeah yeah considering i look exactly like Ryan Gosling. I'm Anne Hathaway. Yeah. And honestly, it's actually kind of accurate. I can see it, yeah. I'm Osama Bin Laden. Boom! Dude, I was watching this video.

It was Osama Bin Laden singing Lady Gaga. Oh, yeah. You seen that? Yeah, he goes Gaga for Gaga. That's real. That's a real video. That's a real video. That's a real video. That's freaking sweet.

That's freaking sweet. That's a real video. Shabba bin gaga. This reminds me of the time I've been asked. It's like Lady Gaga with her shabba bin laden. That's really good. It is? Wait, do that again. Wait, really?

No, you're fucking kidding me. Do that again wait really no you're fucking no I can't do it again I can't do it again that's too much pressure Mika was that not Peter Griffin it was like uncanny to be honest you guys are fucking with me no no no I'm not dude do it again You guys are fucking with me. No, no, no.

I'm not, dude. I'm scared to do it. I'm scared to do it again. No, dude. I can't. I can't. I can't. This reminds me of the time. I can't do it.

I can't do it. It keeps turning into Kermit. It's even funnier. What if you did? This reminds me of the time. Oh, God. What if you did... This reminds me of the time I... I hung out with Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden.

The time I hung out with Osama bin Laden. I don't know who that is now. You say Osama bin Laden just like... Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden just like him. Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden. That actually does sound like... No, it doesn't, dude. Osama bin Fardin.

That's what Peter would say. Say Osama bin Fardin. Osama bin Laden. More like Osama bin Fardin. It's not Joe. Osama bin Fardin. Osama bin Fardin.

More like Seth MacFarlane. Reminds me of the time Osama bin Fardin. Dude, that's really good. No, it's not. No, it's not, dude. I'm serious. It's really uncanny. It's like kind of messing with me.

Osama Bin Fardin. Osama Bin Fardin. That's crazy. That's crazy that's that you actually have the talent we're not messing with you that's it's actually like i'm just gonna pull that out now when how do you practice the peter griffin voice no i've never done that before oh well i've done the laugh i've done the laugh do like a distance laugh yeah that's really good yeah can you do we sound fucking deranged there's someone

fucking went to 25 minutes on this without watching the watch watching the rest they just skipped to this oh my god all right Osama bin Laden farting yeah and it's that one you know that one like Osama bin Laden farting yeah and it's that one

you know that one it's almost like a stock image of Peter with his thumbs up he's smiling I don't know how fucking stupid it is Osama bin Laden more like Osama bin farting that's the dumbest that's literally a family guy joke

can you do Brian Griffin probably not That's literally a family guy joke. Can you do Brian Griffin? Probably not. Hey, Peter. That's pretty good. I can't do it. Pandas was decent. You should ask me what I'm doing with Osama Bin Laden in the Brian verse.

Peter, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, do it again. Peter, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, do it again, do it again. Peter, what are you doing? I see I'm a bit farting. Say crack, say crack. Crack. Peter, what the fuck?

Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian. Damn, Panda, you're pretty good at Brian, you know. No, no. That means, means Miki you gotta be Lois I don't think I I don't think I could do it You could probably do a Stewie I feel like you could do a Stewie Okay I'll give it a try do you wanna hear it

Okay Hey what's up it's me Stewie You've written Deuce Should I do like One of Stewie's You've read the deuce? Should I do like one of Stewie's famous lines? Yeah. Is it cool whip? I could do what the deuce. Okay, do what the deuce.

Okay. What the deuce? Whoa. Holy crap. Any more I should do? Holy fuck. I could do cool whip. Cool whip. Okay. Ku-Hwip.

Ku-Hwip. Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian. He does that.

He does whatever you just did. Yeah, that's the only part of his accent that i could do is what he just goes i don't know how to describe it it's like a pool like it like it's like his mouth goes into a pool like brian he really does get he gets all alone brian brian you guys remember that uh that Family Guy video game for the PlayStation Portable? Oh, you mean Family Guy Dine and Dash? Maybe. I just remember there was a Family Guy

PSP game. Oh, Family Guy Big Bus? I don't know what it's called. I just remember there was a game. Family Guy Crash? Maybe. Oh, Family Guy Circus 3. That's what you're thinking of.

I don't know. I couldn't tell you, to be honest. Holy crap. Lois is pregnant. You know what? I think there actually will be. I think down the line, there's going to be a live-action Family Guy movie. Oh, my fucking God.

Yeah, I just think it's a matter of time. You think there'll be, like, cutaway gigs? Yeah. Oh, definitely, yeah. Well, it would just think it's a matter of time. You think there'll be like cutaway gigs? Yeah. Oh, definitely, yeah. Well, it would work even better as a skit show. Like just a live action skit show. Yeah. I think, Mark, like honestly, I think it's a matter of time.

I'm surprised there hasn't been one yet. They should get that guy that plays Peter Griffin, like the real life Peter Griffin. They should get him on SNL. He'd kill. Yeah. Is he like a funny person? He's actually Peter. Damn, man.

That's pretty dope. Whoa, that's pretty good. Hey. Hey, it's me, Peter. Or Sam would be frightened. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, guys, if you like what you're hearing, head on over to the sleep deprived patreon for five dollars a month you get bonus shows uh extended episode or sorry you get extended episodes of

discord server minecraft server uncensored videos um yeah we've got other tiers with bonus shows and stuff so yeah thanks everyone for listening baba booey i remember that for context uh there's this family guy game where stewie can jump on this pregnant woman a bunch of babies come out yeah that was the one i was thinking of yeah that's a family guy baby simulator oh that's nice day baba booey baba booey