Sleep Deprived Podcast - Minions VS Rabbids - SDP #93

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep the Prod Podcast, episode 93! Oh my god, you can't keep doing that, man. See, this week? No one was recording. No, I was, I was. Who was ready for it this time? He knew it, he knew I was gonna do that. He knew I was gonna do that.

He's primed us. I didn't know you were gonna do that, and I wasn't recording. I guess I'm the only stupid idiot, stupid face, poopy butt head here. You are, you stupid idiot, stupid poopy butt face. I'm such a stupid idiot, stupid poopy butt face. I'm such a stupid idiot, stupid poopy butt head. You're such a Mr. Poopy Butthole right now. I love Mr. Poopy Butthole. Hey, man.

Keep the swears down. We're in the first 30 seconds. Oh, man. Payne, you were saying you love Mr. Poopy Butthole? I love Mr. Poopy Butthole, but you know what sucks? We'll probably never see him again now. Wow. There's probably curtains for Mr. Poopy Butthole.

You know Logic was in Rick and Morty? Can we talk about that? He was? Logic? He was, yeah. Logic was in Rick and Morty. He was like, my noobs noobs. They're like Dr. Seuss. And they make up random ass words. Noobs is a word. That's an actual word. No, but it wasn't like

that. It's like, noob noob noobs. My noob noobs. From now on, I'm gonna replace every single vowel in my speech with ooh ooh meekah how are you doing today prudy prudy good moon woo too chocolate right now you sound you sound crazy right now. Woo-toot. Woo-toot, moon. You do seem nuts. Are you nuts right now? You are wild right now. Woo-toot, moon.

Sounds like your jaw got fucked up. Sounds like you got hit by a baseball bat and now you're permanently like this. Okay, that is really messed up of you to say. So are there any other weird characters in Rick and Morty? Oh, there's tons of them. There's like a gear one. And then there's like a fart one. A fart?

Mr. Meeseeks. This show sucks. This show is awful. Hey, man, we got Jerry Smith. Mr. Butthole, that's all you have that's the dad right isn't that the dad yeah Jerry Smith sucks fuck him

yeah that's like the worst character in the show fuck Rick and Morty and you know what fuck Morty you know what I might get into this again no please no let's stop let's stop man it's time to stop no more of this let's talk about something else that we can all agree on yeah Let's stop. Let's stop, man. It's time to stop. No more of this. No more of this. No more of this.

No more. Let's talk about something else that we can all agree on. Yeah. Okay. What is something you could agree on? Best anime of 2022, Bochy the Rock. You agree, Shlet, right? Yeah.

The Rock? Yeah. Bochy the Rock. Great. Yeah. Yeah. I actually kind of disagree. What?

What's better? Yeah. Well, I haven't seen it So I can't say it's the best Is my problem I've seen it man Really? Yeah episode 8 remember that one? Climax

Oh wow and they belt out that song After working on it for so long Bochy wrote the lyrics Oh Are you giving spoilers right now? Are you doing spoilers? And then Bochy dies in episode 9? Oh, Paul's at the heartstrings.

Wow. What can I say? Great anime. It's pretty messed up. Yeah, anime is for children. Is there another thing we can all agree on? Is there anything else we can all agree on? Minions are pretty hot.

Whoa. Sexy? No. More like, no, no. They're funny, though. They're funny? Aren't they funny? They are funny.

Aren't those little guys funny? They're kind of funny. Rabbids are better, though. They're little side-grippers, yeah. I agree that Rabbids are better. See, look, the entire internet I know what the internet thinks I know every single person is like

They did it first, they were better That's what I grew up with This is what stupid, young, dumb kids That watch it with their Facebook moms watch But you know, I don't care You didn't say anything wrong right there Yeah, but like, personally I like the Bedois more

I like the Bananas, I like everything The Bedois? Here they go, Bed like, personally, I like the Bedois more. I like the bananas. I like everything. The Bedois? Yeah, they go like Bedoi. They go Bedoi. Yeah, but imagine like, imagine a rabbit. He sounded like a minion for a second. Imagine a rabbit that's just going,

BWAAA! Like, isn't that just funny? That's obnoxious, dude. You just described the most obnoxious thing to me. What do you mean? You're getting upset at the rabbits being ob obnoxious as a Minion fan? It just screamed like an idiot. And you're like, how do you not love this?

The Minions literally do that too. No, they only do that when they're in trouble, when they're scared. AKA, they're kind of like humans. Oh, God. I kind of like how the rabbits will scream and like their little like tongues will like flip out and they'll do oh yeah that's why i yeah dude that was literally their attack in all the rabbits games were just that was it they didn't even hit people you know what shall i what i will say shall i what i will okay? Shalat, here's what I'll say. I never played

any of... I never... No, no, listen, Shalat. Listen here, okay? Listen, Shalat. I'm depersonalizing right now. I've never played any of the Rabbids games. Yeah. Hell. So you know who am I to talk, right? Rabbids Go Home. Don't tell me you played a Minion game.

Rabbids Go Home is one of my favorite games of all time. With a Wii? The soundtrack is fucking awesome. Moist uses the soundtrack often in our videos. You don't use the Minion video. It's not like the Minion soundtrack is copyrighted. Yeah, but also the thing is the Minion soundtrack

is kind of forgettable. I don't even remember. They had a stacked lineup for their Minions movie soundtrack. I remember that. Yeah, but the thing is, like, you would think I would remember some of those songs from, like, those dope artists, and I just can't. I can't remember it. Yeah, that was, like, the most disappointing thing ever.

They signed on, like, so many cool artists, and then the soundtrack was horrible. Yeah. They had Brockhampton when everyone moved on from them. Damn, R.I.P. Brockhampton. That was kind of a sad way to go, you know? What happened brockhampton when everyone moved on from them damn r.i.p brockhampton that was kind of a sad way to go you know what happened to brockhampton uh they fell they fell off they they disbanded so for people who aren't aware brockhampton was a boy band that did like rap and r&b and they were like super hot super on tire like on top of the world in like 2017 2018 and then uh they slowly fell off gradually and it it ended with basically the final member was contractually obligated to release an

album so he just like released a solo album under the name brock hampton and the album was about how everyone left and how everyone hated doing it and how it like the money corrupted everyone yeah it was like really sad actually but then they released like an album of b-sides which had some it was just like cuts from previous albums so i was like okay well at least there's stuff all up still like the solo album is can we listen to it? Oh yeah, it's the latest Brockhampton album. Really? What's it called? TM? No, that's the B-Sides album.

The latest Brockhampton album is called The Family. But it also has the nickname Mid. I'm sorry. Wow. I think it was entirely by... Sorry. Wow. That's great, man. It was entirely by... I think it was entirely done by Kevin Abstract. I think that's what it was. Was it?

It also has another name. I think so. Did you guys hear the other name for it? No, what is it? Crap. Kevin Midstract. Am I right? Hey, come here.

No, this fucking podcast is mid. No, the thing about Kevin is it kind of is. I think another name for this podcast, the Peas in a Pod podcast, is just the L-cast. That's not true.

Okay. L-cast. The fail-cast. okay yeah the fail cast P's in a mid I don't know about you guys but my heart and soul into this podcast that sounds like a really depressing

listen though so it's just literally just one guy like crying pretty much for like 50 minutes or what well he's not crying he's like rapping he's mad it's just literally just one guy like yeah pretty much for like 50 minutes or what yeah pretty much well he's not crying he's like rapping and like he's giving his all mad he's malty he's pretty mad he's so you think now the thing about kevin abstract is he might hear this though because like i see him just tweet and like follow like random people online so there's a good chance we'll see this so kevin i'm joking this is irony yeah um satire

they're all super talented like the last album is still good it's it's still like great to listen to but it's just sad to hear you know oh well l yeah the album is called the family but there's only one guy on the album. That is really funny. But anyways, what are some other things that we could all agree on, probably? Shitting feels good. It does.

Sometimes it doesn't, though, if you have diarrhea, or if it's, like, stuck back in there. Stuck back in there? What do you mean, stuck back in there? I don't know why you guys are laughing. Like, that's never happened to you. Stuck back in there. What if you have a tear or like a fissure? Like if it's constipated.

Are you constipated? That's a very strange way of saying that. I guess. I guess, yeah, sometimes. You made it sound like you were sticking it back up there. Like you were pushing it up. No, no, no. That's what you made it like yeah you

could have just said constipated okay well yeah well when it's stuck up in there when you stick it back up in there or you have diarrhea okay it's not great but astro how about this how about this astro how about this astro listen listen to me listen to this okay how get the minutes up on the pod You have to get the word out This is like a double-spaced episode Schlatt, Schlatt, Schlatt Listen to this When you put the essay on 14.1 When you reduce your margins

Here's what I was going to say I forgot I actually don't remember anymore What the fuck, dude? Are you all right? No, I was- You just stuck it back up there. That's what you just did.

It was ready to come out, and then you just stuck it back up. Oh, yeah, no. Sometimes when you aren't constipated, you'll still be shitting. You feel like you still have some back there, but it doesn't want to come out. And this isn't when you're constipated. You're laughing. I think you're still constipated. If you're shitting, and there's still more in there, and it's not coming out, when you're constipated. You're laughing. Has this happened to you? If you're shitting and there's still more in there and it's not

coming out, then you're constipated. You're the variable here, because all you eat is leafy greens, so you don't have hard, rocky shits like us. I shit great, I gotta be honest. My shits are awesome. Are they smooth? I don't like smooth shits. It doesn't feel right. I don't want to be weird about it, but they're good.

It's nice. It's a good time. All right, guys. So my word quota for the podcast is done. I'll be seeing myself out for the rest of the episode. You guys can run this one. Okay. No, I'm just, you know how we do. All the comments are always like, hey, glad Schlatt's three words, those were the best parts of the podcast.

Glad he got his three words in. So I actually gave myself a quota, and I hit it just now, 10 minutes in, and that's all. Are these words still part of the quota? oh yeah look oh it's out you know what if shot's gonna listen guys if shot's gonna give us a silent treatment

we gotta give it back okay don't don't say anything even if he's choking don't say it's like don't don't like help him if he's choking no don't don't help him just let him now hey we're showing him what's what. We have to show the man. But it sounds like he's choking to death. We have to show the man. It sounds like his air pipe is blocked. He's going to be alright.

Listen. I don't know what to do about this. We should call an ambulance or something. Nope. We have to stick to it. Hey, guys. Oh, hey, man. Hey, Flat.

What's up? Hey. Oh, fuck. My quota. I'm over it. Yeah. That's okay. Stick around.

Yeah, stick around. Just have some fun. We got a seat for you. We're peacing a pod. We all got to be peacing a pod. No, I'm good. I just got sucked out of the edamame, so I'm going to leave. Wait, what?

Oh. He just what? What did he say? He said he got sucked out of the edamame. Oh, my back hurts. What does that mean? Oh, guys. I don't know.

We can dissect it. We can unpack it. Guys, my back hurts. Ow. Ow. From what? Oh, my back just is killing me. Oh.

From what? Ow. Oh, from carrying the pod. Ow. Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh, my back. It's killing me.

You'll carry the pod. Ow. You'll carry it. Oh. I think we all carry it equally. Have you guys seen that uh that cool robot installation like it's at a an art museum where it's um it's like a group of robots in a circle and they have a table that they're all holding up and then there's a ball that is like on the table being like rolled around and

so the robots will have to adjust the table to try to keep the ball in the center but so what happens is the ball ends up like running like uh rolling around everywhere and so the robots are in a perpetual motion of just trying to make sure the ball doesn't fall off the table oh it's kind of like like how this pot is going yeah it's kind of like that oh yeah you have such a hypnotizing voice you could legitimately read books like yeah you could do asmr dude really asmr or audiobooks wow thanks you do some asmr you do audiobooks uh sure i mean what do you want actually no i know what to read let me pull it up all right okay it's not the fan fiction again right no no we're done with that okay okay good because that the minion shit was weird yeah um

okay check it out uh one fish two fish red fish blue fish black fish blue fish old fish new fish this one has a little car this one has a little car. This one has a little star. Say, what a lot of fish there are. Yes, some are red and some are blue. Some are old and some are new. Some are sad and some are glad. And some are very, very bad. Why are they sad and glad and bad?

I do not know. Go ask your dad. It does not say that. Some are thin and some are fat. The fat one has a yellow hat. From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. Here are some who like to run. They run for fun in the hot, hot sun.

Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my. What a lot of funny things go by. Some have two feet and some have four. Some have six feet and some have more. Where do they come from? I can't say. Cotton eye Joe. But I bet they have come a long, long way.

We see them come, we see them go. Come. Some. Oh shit, Mika left that come. Some are fast and some are slow we got some are high and some are low not one of them is like another don't ask us why go ask your mother do you want me to keep reading this no oh hey what's up man Why can't you read something cooler, man? Oh. That book was boring as fuck.

I thought it was beautiful. How about this? D.Va is Overwatch's very own resident hardcore gamer character. Okay, hold on a second. D.Va, or Hana Song, is a totally relatable 19-year-old Korean girl who loves hanging out with her friends in the mall and long walks on the beach. Just kidding. She's actually in charge of South Korea's security

and is a pro gamer girl turned pilot straight out of Evangelion. D.Va's left click is her robot laser shotgun move. She can use it when she's in a robot suit that literally has infinite ammo and you never have to reload. So don't feel bad about spamming it whenever you feel like it. She does move slower when she's firing them and they aren't very effective at

long range. So just make sure you're close to who you want to shoot. D.Va's shift is her robot jetpack. It's on a super low cooldown and it basically lets her fly for a couple seconds. Someone competent would tell you to use this skill to constantly reposition and harass your enemy. But I just like to use this ability to see if I can get to space. D.Va's E is her defense matrix.

She yells, time to raise my APM and then blocks any incoming projectile. Right click now. D.Va's nerf this essentially causes her to eject and her mech to explode. Oh, I'm ejected. And to instantly kill anybody around it. Something to note is that it's possible to kill yourself with this move.

Not anymore, I don't think. So just make sure to take cover somewhere and to think over everything you have to live for before doing something reckless. As long as something solid blocks your line of sight with the mech, you won't take any damage. Here's a tip. You can throw your ultimate while you're rocket boosting. Everybody knows that.

It's true. In fact, the best way to use D.Va's ult is to angle upwards at about a 60-degree angle so it surprises your enemy from above before they have time to use trigonometry to calculate the position you fired from. Calculate that. So once D.Va has ejected from her robot mech suit, if she's used her ult, she can call down a new one right away.

Mika, do you recognize this? Yeah, I do. It's oddly familiar. Where did you find that? I don't know. I found this great video from actually a while ago like half a decade or more almost a whole decade i didn't realize the whole time you know i i figured out i figured it out like towards the end i was like oh i didn't realize i straight up thought

you were reading it from like the wikipedia page i was thinking like why would it bring up like ava though why would the wikipedia bring that up that up? I'm reading how to actually play D.Va. That's one of my favorite videos. I didn't know it got turned into a book that's pretty cool. Yeah man paperback. Thanks man. Yo uh. Can I read a little book real quick?

Yeah yeah go for it. A panda wrote this one he said. Oh no we are not doing this Astro we are not doing this. There was desire in the minions eyes. You know what be my guest be my guest there was desire in the minion's eye as he started to stare at the fire hydrant be do be do he said his mouth open and drooling or translated to english i need that fire hydrant in my ass fire hydrant in my ass wow should i keep going yeah sure why not let's let's see okay but then the

minion gulped because he got nervous he got nervous because he felt poop crawling up the yellow caverns of his butthole interior oh fuck the minion went faster and faster going up and down on the hydrant so fast you wouldn't believe it if you saw it then poop rushed out of the minion's butthole with such force that it propelled him into the sky on a shit rocket and the shit rocket carried him to the sun he melted in a blaze of depraved animalistic glory the end panda you wrote that i sure did and i did the sound effects too wow it's really good yeah yeah not a big deal or anything hey would it be cool if i read you guys a a line from a book i found sure well maybe a bit more than a line if that's okay

uh schlatt if you give the green light yeah yeah go for it man okay yeah um so i just found this one on the internet it's been getting a lot of buzz lately yeah um the history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles free men and slave patrician and plebeian lord and serf guild master and journeyman in a word oppressor and oppressed stood in constant opposition to one another did i upload this? When the fuck did I say this? Wow, this is bass as fuck. Yeah, Schlatt, I think that was in one of your 30-second videos that got stolen.

Wow. Yeah. No, you're right. If I read another line, will you recognize it? Yeah, go for it. Okay. In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome, we have patricians, knights, plebeians, slaves.

In the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guildmasters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs, and almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations. Mika, I don't think I wrote this. Oh. But I will say, it's base as fuck. Damn. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, I thought it was pretty based reading it. I thought, I thought you wrote it. I wasn't responsible for that though. Oh, okay. I, I just,

cause I thought like, you know, like who's a guy who has like pretty based opinions. I just thought it was your video. So yeah. Well, I appreciate that, but that's not me.

Um, although I would like to meet that guy. Yeah. I, I like, do you guys think we could get him on the podcast or like, what do you think? Yeah, maybe. My baby blue. All the days became so long. Did you really think I do you wrong?

I keep, keep going, Panda. That was, that was great dixie when i let you go thought you'd realize that i would know i would show the special love i have for you my baby blue that was beautiful man i also have this one 20 years ago radiohead's thirst studio album was widely regarded as one of the best records of all time and my personal favorite album who's that one by that one's actually by me that one's actually like actually that radio head video was really good and it's like i thank you i i am still waiting for the rest of the radio head videos yeah it's funny man that really, you're a funny guy. You know that Radiohead claimed all of them.

Are you serious? And blocked two of them worldwide for a time. Dude. So I stopped making them. And I hope you'll understand. I get it, but so they put like a manual claim on it? Yeah, they manually flagged

each one. So they took the five they took the five bucks i would have made off of the video even though they were all fair use and i tried to use the music sparingly um and then they blocked two of them worldwide for for a while that is actually abysmal dude okay i i know that's a really shitty experience, but what if we put it in this perspective? Tom York himself blocked your video. The fuck is this bullshit?

The fuck is this bullshit? He's disliking all your videos. I guess you're a paranoid android. I might be a little paranoid android yo have you guys uh seen the art installation i was talking about it while you were gone for a bit

there's another art installation i want to get your thoughts on this so there's this robot that is constantly leaking oil and the robot is designed to do only one thing which is to use its robot arm to continuously scoop back the oil into its body, but it's constantly leaking oil, so it's in a perpetual state of just scooping out the oil it's losing. Dude, that's like... So he's sticking it back in.

It's like a metaphor for the human experience or something. That's kind of deep if you think about it. Dude, Radiohead has a song called Karma Police. I fucking read it. It was so lame. Karma Police Ban this

man. They had another song on their 2002 album called Forum Gold. No way. Shut up. Did they actually? Forum Gold? No, no, no. You're actually lying. No way. Shut up. Did they actually? forumgold? No, no, no. You're actually lying. No, for real. No, there's no song called forumgold. I don't believe that.

There is. I just went on the Radiohead page on Spotify and searched for forumgold and there is no... It was on their album, Non-Fungus Token. Non-Fungus Token-fungus token yeah they were so close they almost got the acronym rights there's no even there's not even a thing called non-fungus token on there's any like on spotify oh no no no you just uh you don't have the right

website you don't know the right website all the radio you don't know the right website i have the whole vault listen to ok computer so so schlatt um since radiohead did that to you on very unfairly i might add like do you still listen to their music or do you have yeah no i do i do um they had uh they actually had an unreleased b-sides type thing you know how they used to do like the underground recordings where it was like very live impromptu type stuff from the from the basement i think it might have been called yeah yeah yeah so they had a for a very short Mika, and I think you'll find this interesting, for a very short time, they had something up on their Spotify, but it was like for only a couple hours

because it was a mistake. Like they shouldn't have released it. Someone got the file somehow. It was like 35, I think it was 35, like instructions. What the hell? Yeah, of like tom york saying shit it was very strange but the second to last one was the most insane one and uh if you want to

hear it you actually can if you search tom york rule 34 okay and it'll actually show up exactly like the craziest thing he ever said. On his Spotify. I was so engaged. I was invested. That was the most engaged I'd ever been on this podcast. Yeah, I thought it would be something really cool. Oh, wow. I was really

interested in this fact. I thought he was going to say how to build a bomb or something, like just something really cool. So is it good? Um. I'm going was going to say how to build a bomb or something, like just something really cool. So is it good? I'm going to look it up too. No. Oh, wow. No surprises. Yeah, I guess

you could say he's looking rather nude. Well, this is the end of the podcast. I think we should stop looking at this because it makes me feel like a creep. Alright, someone call the karma police.

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