Sleep Deprived Podcast - Mr. Beast Thumbnail - SDP #117

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

the boys talk about airplanes for 30 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I think a panda should do the intro. Yeah, hit it. Hit it, a panda. 117. Let's just jump into it. Is that the intro? That's the intro. Hey guys, welcome back to Superfly Podcast episode 100.

Well, they don't even know what episode it is. You didn't say what episode number. If you had said what episode number... Whatever, man. You just don't care. Can panda try again? Sure. sure hey guys welcome back to episode 105 that's not okay that's so long ago you can try one more time am i am i in like a close ballpark like it's 117 i think i said it right 117 yeah it's an honest mistake

okay do it do the intro yes we'll go back to episode 106 you fucking idiot whatever Panda I trusted you wait can we what if this episode is 117 but we title it episode

105 just to mess with people people might click yeah we write it out episode 105 dash sdp number 117 i like that can we just title it episode one actually yeah might as well at this point can let's just start a new season season three let's no let's like start a new season every episode and we'll like have a new gimm. Season three? No, let's start a new season every episode. And we'll have a new gimmick every episode to keep people engaged.

Okay, what's our gimmick going to be this time? In this one, every two minutes, one of us screams. Is someone keeping track of how much we've been recording? That was the first one, so Panda, at four minute mark, you got to scream. I didn't hear anything. I just heard oh my god this is why i hate that you use discord audio for our recordings you're gonna have to pull

my audacity up for that one man mika can you just use the goat scream every four seconds you know yeah oh let's do that every four seconds every four seconds every way that's a lot for like forever okay how about how about for the first five minutes no way that's so many people would just like stop dude you wouldn't give that's 1 200 goat screams what if you just did it randomly like you know those youtube videos that just play random sound effects throughout a duration of like seven hours i do like that can we get an air horn right now thank you yeah so you basically want me to insert random noises at different yeah we need you to we need to put you to work yeah dude this costs money man we need to put you to work uh let's do can you put a cheese grater on the screen dude come on and it's like it's

grating cheese and as it's grating it little flakes of cheese are coming off that seems like oh too much dude it's in 3d and i needed i need an original 3d mic put up the latest mr beast video in its entirety but with no audio so wait oh my god you know what we should do we should do a normal thumbnail a normal podcast thumbnail but we have like the mr beast edited in like that extension that makes every thumbnail and then someone using that extension will have two mr beasts on the thumbnail wait an extension on our thumbnail yeah you haven't heard of the mr beast extension no i haven't oh dude there's this extension that makes it so mr beast's face is in every thumbnail on the site why would you want that though you don't it's just funny but when you see an apology video

it makes it a lot more entertaining seeing mr beast in front of it dude uh i recently because i saw his latest thumbnail with like the the train and the pit or whatever um and he looked he looks kind of airbrushed in his thumbnails like he looks a bit uncanny valley he's got okay so i actually have a bone to pick with mr beast you know i watched the newest mr beast video because i'll admit it i you know i enjoy some slop every once in a while i love a good piece of slop and so i tuned into this train versus giant pit and it was i mean i'm not even trying to be a hater. It was bad.

So he, he, he, he, half of the video is CGI. The new video is CGI. And that like completely ruins the whole fun of the video. Cause the whole point is that he's like doing stupid shit,

like in real life that like no one would ever want to do. Like, I don't know. Like in this one, he's like blowing up a bunch of dynamite or something like okay like i like to watch moon sand on tiktok like i'll watch a guy blow some shit up but then like half the video is like fake explosions the train pit part he has like all these alternate shots of this like giant pit that's like just in 3d like it's just cgi the inity, the pit is, like, half as small, half as big as what he's portraying.

It made me really upset. Because I was like, now I can't even enjoy my slop, you know? Yeah, it kind of makes you wonder how much money he's putting into CGI. I watched, like, half of the video, and, like, something felt off about it. Like, when the train in the beginning was, like, whizzing by, I felt like there was something off about it. Yeah, that part's cgi it's all cgi yeah yeah is the rocky car also cgi yeah yeah well they at least added in like a fucking shitty like smoke

trail in the air and and and whatnot like it it looks bad man it looks bad i mean like that's the whole reason to watch a mr beast videos because he because he's, like, you know, spending a fuckton of money that he gets from his shirts or whatever to fucking do some ridiculous shit, like sit on a yacht or whatever. And now it's just CGI. Like, it defeats the whole purpose. I know exactly what you're talking about. I wanted to see Carl Jacobs die in that pit. I wanted to see him fall into that pit. I wanted to see Carl Jacobs and the meme god in the fucking pit they they got they got mannequins yeah they put mannequins on

there they didn't even use real carl they should use back in the day carl would have strapped himself up to that train that's how carl used to be that's how carl used to be what happens with mr beast paycheck yep you imagine money gets to his head mr beast in a rocking chair like in a retirement home he's like if i had it my way i would have used real people in the pit and where the fuck is chandler chandler's just gone yeah he just peaced out he just took his check and left he's never there anymore man what's up with that just retired chandler wouldn't even put a mannequin on the train he would just leave he would leave at minute two in the video he did that every video is there like a chandler mr beast burger combo i there's gotta be right it's probably like a chandler chandler burger or

something when you order it it probably never comes it just the worker gets halfway through making it and then he throws it away that's the chandler burger dude i feel like there's a missed opportunity to call it like the chandler cheese like why is yeah like a grilled cheese called the chandler because the chandler i think carl jacobs has the monopoly on the grilled cheese section of the menu unfortunately i always get so upset about this because it just doesn't make any sense like there are so like we even talked about another time earlier whereas there's like so many different opportunities that you could have named the grilled cheese you could have gone

different routes with the grilled cheese he doesn't deserve it carl doesn't deserve it chandler deserves the grilled cheese and and the carl grilled cheese is so fucking stupid too it's like the hamburger buns are like upside down like that's the gimmick of it that's so carl jacobs of him damn chandler would have like fucking he would have put five cheeses on there would have been giant texas toast like he would have had a good meal this grilled cheese is wimpy i feel like a grilled cheese is more chandler than it is Carl. I agree. I agree. Carl is like,

I don't know. I don't even know what he would be. He would be, I don't know. He needs a salad. You can have a salad. Yeah. A salad with a bunch of those tiny tomatoes. Shout out to Carl Jacobs though.

Hey, come on the pod, man. Come on the pod, dude. Come on the pod, man. Speaking of the pod, let's get meta with it for a second um okay in case the audio listeners or people listening on the video

have noticed i sound a little different i'm not at my usual recording setup so it's a bit spacious here and i'm gonna be like this for like uh like a month and a half. Yeah, Mika is currently doing an internship in hell. He's in the seventh circle of hell. So it's very echoey down there. He has to do a lot of dirty work for Satan this month. So just give him a chance. Obviously, that's a joke. Mika's actually stationed in North Korea right now.

He's in one of those big, empty hotels that have no people in it. Yeah, Mika is in a liminal space right now he's in the back rooms and yeah it's gonna take a while for him to make it out he may not ever make it out but we're praying for him well it's it's uh it's like a little bit of all of the above so believe it or not the portal to hell is in an abandoned north korean hotel um and I am currently in hell. It is 32 degrees Celsius. I don't know what that is in Fahrenheit.

And I cannot have a window open because it is so noisy in hell. 90. It's 90 Fahrenheit. Thanks. I feel like, you know, 90 is like, can you even complain about 90? 90 is pretty hot. I mean, the problem is when it gets humid. Yeah, it's pretty humid in here.

If it's 90 and humid, you just die. It's humid for sure because, like, I'm working up a sweat in this, like... Oh, do they have AC? No, I don't have AC. I've heard that about hell. They don't have AC. Yeah, I don't have AC. And, like, I'm, like, nervous to put a fan beside me because I don't want like that to influence

the recording you know but you're just sweating we should just like get you to sweat more we should record for even longer just sweat you out well little do we little do the listeners know we're actually recording back to back you're gonna be like a red joe rogan in the sauna after this one dude i'm gonna be passed out i actually might need to get some water like recording and uh what what other thing oh yeah i tried to invest in some acoustic foam panels in hell let me know it just burned right up right yeah they just burned to a crisp let me know if you need me to invest in some more i got it's really funny i got 48 acoustic foam panels and then my friend recommended i hang them up with like these command strips and i got uh yeah i had i got um satan's gonna be pissed when you're pulling those off i got like 70 something command strips

so i have like all this residue no dude command strips i don't think i check to make sure they don't leave like any marks on the walls because if they do i'm like totally fucked yeah you're fucked like satan's gonna like eat you alive dude do you think i should like rip some off to double check right now yeah okay do it actually one of my one of my panels fell let me put it back on this is the second time they're not doing anything then yeah it's just like the bats hovering by you know the bats hovering by they right cause a big wind gust you know so it's yeah kind of hard making sure things stick here and then sisyphus is always rolling that fucking rock making so much fucking

noise during the recording. There we go. Mika, is that YouTuber foam? Like Markiplier red and black foam? Oh, yeah. Did you get some colored foam? You better have gotten the YouTuber foam. Yeah, what's up? I need the PewDiePie chair and the Markiplier foam.

I got black and blue foam. Oh, wow. That is actually, you went gamer with it. I went a little gamer with it. I think the black foam is very sleek i couldn't choose because it just it was like here is the you you get black and blue or you get nothing but also i wouldn't mind having a pewdiepie gamer chair or a gamer desk because i'm actually like hell is like pretty sparsely furnished so i'm actually recording like in a

kit i'm recording on a kitchen table with like uh i want you to picture like a lawn chair yeah he doesn't give me much yeah that's how i'm also going to be recording the gaming videos and the hours are long right and not very much pay i mean it's i feel bad for you man this is this is out of my own pocket so basically if people are curious what i'm doing in hell for my internship um basically i review people's case files about you know if they deserve to be in hell because um i'm actually like sent by the angels and uh so basically i'm like you know how there's like uh what's the term you know how different countries will have like embassies yeah yeah well because i i'm an embassy for like the

angels okay kind of like how remember astro like i'm the angel on your shoulder panda's the devil on your shoulder i have been thinking about that lately panda keeps fucking like throwing shit in my ear yeah yeah i mean the harlem stick on the shoulder really annoying yeah so basically i'm just here like you know making sure people actually like you know if they don't deserve to be here that they're not here but uh yeah pretty intense mika if i end up like just hypothetically if i were to end up winding into hell you could get me out right hypothetically yeah i mean you're already six feet deep panda coincidentally like i actually have your file here i'm gonna pull it up oh okay uh-oh this is into the whole class we got uh grand theft auto yeah money laundering um that's not twisting uh funko pop my little pony heads that was funny

that was fucked up derby who's gonna deserve that dude you regret it now insane dread it okay wow that's that's character Hold on, you should put that into consideration. Yeah, he's growing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I missed it. I was on the part where a panda had insane drip. Yeah, well, forget about that. He feels bad about twisting derpy hooves. He feels bad about it. He feels remorse.

Really? So, yeah, I mean, he's not a psychopath. You want me to, panda, do you want me to talk to the big man? Talk to the big man. Satan or God? Satan? Satan? Okay. I'll tell him.

Yeah, Panda Satan doesn't care. Oh, shit. Does that mean I'm free? Panda. We should move on to the next topic. Yeah, how about these new social media websites huh it seems like there's a new twitter clone every fucking day i'm getting real tired of it threads yeah i mean look uh none of them are going to work i think um as cool as it would be to like

i don't know like mastodon or something no one's gonna no one's gonna be able to compete until twitter like literally like becomes uninhabitable like it's gonna have to get worse i think before people mass exodus to threads but it has been pretty funny seeing like the elon versus zuck stuff i think oh dude el said Zuck's a cuck. That's crazy. That was pretty wild. He typed Zuck the cuck. And then 20 hours later. He came back. And he replied.

And he said. We need to have a dick measuring contest. As if he's like a 13 year old boy. Who's bigger though? Who's bigger? Honestly. I would be willing to bet. Elon probably has a bigger cock.

Really? I really think so. I feel like Zuck would have an alien dick that's just really big. That shit might look really weird. He might have like three heads. He might have like an echidna dick. Echidna dick, yeah. But, I don't know. I mean, I really don't give a shit about either

of them, but it would be pretty funny to see them fight. I just think Elon's never going to do it, man. What about Jeff Bezos? Jeff Bezos would floor him. He's like on 30 steroids. No, no, no. Dick size. Oh, okay. them fight i just think i think elon's never gonna do it man what about jeff bezos jeff bezos would floor him he's like on 30 steroids no no okay uh you're probably really small because of the steroids his balls are like all tiny and shriveled i think it's kind of funny that elon's mom won't let him box but would be fine with him like having a dick measuring contest like that's just weird to think

about he's the perfect star child you know she's gonna support anything he does unless it hurts his face have you been on threads either i uh i made a threads purely because i'm like okay if twitter does shut down i guess i'll have a threads but it is it is fucking bad it is really bad it's like uh yeah it's more of like a sterilized corporate twitter right now because you know all the brands are like oh we're gonna get off of twitter uh you know it's too right wing and so we're gonna like make threads accounts so like you scroll through the threads feed it doesn't even show you like who you're following it just shows like goldfish or like wendy's it's just corporate fucking tweets over and over again it's dog shit you can't dm it's it it's just really bad it looks

like crap it's it's pretty horrible it's sort of like a like a sanitized twitter basically with like no features and you can only do it on your phone yeah you know what's a shame is like for the most part besides elon doing his stuff i actually liked twitter like i used to like twitter yeah i mean like there were like utilitarian goods like there's a utilitarian good on twitter like that's pretty cool but now it's like it's it's pretty bad it's pretty bad now yeah well also i don't know it feels like there's a whole bunch do you guys hear that someone's screaming is someone cooking in hell yeah are you making a yeah that was probably a someone in hell burning alive huh you guys heard that that's pretty rough rough. Sorry. Was that George Bush Sr.?

I legally, I'm sorry, I signed like an NDA. I can't tell you. Oh, you can't. Right. Yeah, I get it. But what was I going to say? Oh, yeah, I heard like, I don't know, Elon wants to make Twitter into YouTube or something. I don't know.

He just throws anything. He doesn't really know what he's doing he's just like oh it would be cool if like this was also youtube and also twitch and this was like a super app that could do everything meanwhile like you know he has to like shut down the website some days because he like can't pay the server costs so i don't i don't really know what he what he plans to do you know what go ahead panda sometimes i've watched full movies on twitter yeah a full dragon ball movie i watched part of spider verse that is pretty awesome you can just like scroll and like you'll see like a full showing of shrek yeah i'm pretty sure astro

i sent you an entire like the day threads came out a bunch of people were posting movies i sent you the entirety of transformers 2 did you watch it no but yeah i mean it's just becoming like a pirating i mean it's just becoming 4chan right like that's basically what it is you just watch holo movies or see somebody get getting beheaded or that is twitter now there's a lot of violence there's a lot of murder i mean it's it's gone you know it's just it's gone to hell, like Mika. Yeah. Speaking of hell, there's, like, a giant metal, like, fence to my... Oh, yeah.

I'm thinking maybe the screams would be less noticeable if I, like, you know, closed my balcony behind the giant metal... You have a balcony in hell? Damn, you're living good, man. Yeah, I have a balcony in hell damn you're living good it's actually like kind of the angels up there hooking you up i'm overlooking like a lake of fire um there's like you know people will go out on like boats that are like doomed to sink on the lake of lava and uh you know the devils like they have a laugh they're out there with like lawn chairs like tanning but you know not not too funny for you know the four souls trapped down here mostly no it's funny because some people on earth have been making fun of how calling it the nether from minecraft what do you think um i would say like is that problematic no i mean you kind of like you might want to like ask a

devil for their opinion on that i kind of like it's not really my place to have an opinion on that um you know it's just really if you want to be considerate devils man dude that is kind of like messed up um those guys they can go to hell they are in hell dude oh shit you're right go to like another hell there should be a second hell for the devils yeah they grow up in hell and then if they're bad they go down to a second hell well i mean you know about like there's like nine circles of hell or whatever nine ways in inferno baby yeah only good book i read in all of school yeah can you guess who's on the uh nine in the ninth circle dude can you guess who's in there ronald reagan no it's people uh it's uh i thought the final one was just satan like all iced up oh right yeah that is the ninth sorry okay so you think of the eighth yeah do you know who's in

the eighth circle of hell i forget honestly it's probably like poets give me a second i'm gonna like try to think of a really funny joke the circles of hell are very funny because it'll be like you know circle one circle two murderers and then circle three it's just like uh fiction authors you're like oh that's really weird or just like guys who drink alcohol once yeah well go ahead panda what if it isn't circles of hell and it's like one of those toys those little babies play with that are like circles and triangles you put the triangle the ring toy yeah like the ring toy of hell dude uh well i mean have you ever wondered if like earth is just like a cell

sounds like some shit joe rogan would say if earth is just like a cell bro that's fucking crazy yeah like what like we we've been so obsessed with like trying to find the smallest thing like what if we're like the smallest thing besides the things that are smaller than us like what if it doesn't get smaller than this you know like it doesn't the observable universe look a lot like a cell think about it i think the smallest thing in the universe is under Elon's waist. Am I right? Well, he probably does have a bunch of tiny little atoms. That's true.

He is composed of tiny little particles. Tiny little atoms. Tiny little atoms. Tiny little particles. What are those microscopic teddy bear things? Tardigrades? Tardigrades, yeah. Are those water bears?

Yeah, people say those are animals. Those aren't actually animals. Like, that's pretty much just a bacteria. I mean, aren't they animals? I don't know enough about biology. I would assume that, like, even a small little thing like that is technically an animal, but maybe I'm wrong. Oh, okay. That's what I don't understand.

How could that be an animal? That's got to be some semantics like maybe the scientists the scientists are just like yeah this thing's like too cute to be a bacteria so we'll just call it an animal why don't we just find out listen um okay tardigrades known colloquially as water bears or moss piglets that's really cute are a phylum of eight-legged, segmented micro-animals. Alright, micro-fauna. Micro-animal. This is like a fucking micro-apartment.

It's better than just an animal. Yeah, that's kind of cool. It refers to microscopic animals and organisms that exhibit animal-like qualities. Okay. The word micro is so cool. It makes the word sound cooler, yeah. Micro apartment, micro penis.

Micro penis, yeah. Yeah. Dude, what about micro Twitter? That's just threads. Micro... Yeah. Well, I... Zinger.

Zinger. Do you know who's in the eighth circle of hell? YouTubers. No. Hillary Clinton? I know. I keep trying to think of something really funny to say, but it's just not coming to me.

It's really embarrassing. Who's like... Why do you start the joke then if you don't know how it's going to end good point that's such a good bit hey guys who's in the ninth circle of hell I don't know you know that's not that crazy though because I've done that too Mika so I get it

dude well because it's like Panda you get it it's like yeah it's like the nucleus for the joke is there because it's like, Panda, you get it. It's like the nucleus for the joke is there, but it's like, I just can't follow through. You know who's in the eighth circle of hell? Who, man?

I don't know. That's pretty good. That should be a new joke, just answering it with like, I don't know. Knock, knock. Who's there? i don't know yeah i don't know this is a good way this would be like a 60 minute stand-up set where someone does that the whole time yeah like imagine like during the joker if that is a joker-esque joke dude okay what did the chicken

state of the egg what? I don't know it's good it's good every time that's the Riddler that's what he does now he ran out of material can you imagine dude the Riddler like pulls up to Batman where

the Riddler's like what's got 11 legs and 7 heads and has all the hostages that you seek then Batman's just like what is it? I don't know fuck and then Batman's like actually I do know

I'm surprised you don't know since you're the one who brought this up he does answer all the Riddler's riddles instantly in the movie like you know i like that though i like how he answers them he doesn't have to but he does well you know what you know what it is honestly i think that batman is the batman for the tiktok generation because it's like we don't have oh yeah time dude yeah we don't have the time to hurry it up hurry it up like 10 minutes of figuring out a riddle like thankfully they didn't do that so we got so much more movie like can you imagine just batman pacing back and forth in his like new york apartment being like black and blue and red all over yeah that's what it would have been like

like 50 years ago you know yes what is black and blue and red all over that movie would have been five hours long butler what's the butler's name alfred alfred alfred what's black and white and red all over hey apple batman just like hey siri what's black and blue and red all over he's like in the bathtub like flash forwards like 10 hours later black and blue right all over you guys ever talk to siri when you were younger like you try having conversations with siri you like yeah or there only yeah or like you just try to do anything like you interrogate siri you i i do it with my uh with my roku t or my fucking uh amazon fire stick shit i'll let go into it yeah because it has like an it has an alexa function on the remote

so you can like press it and be like pull up what is it fire stick what is it you like plug it into your tv and it's like you know it has all the streaming services and like twitch and youtube and stuff wait it's like a chromecast like a google chromecast whoa what's a chromecast okay i'm not explaining this i'm actually so dude i haven't had cable in like literally you live under a rock nika do you know i live in hell hell dude you are in hell I believe it you're an NPC in the 1950s Batman film dude come on that's too far

so okay you talk to your fire stick what do you say yeah I'll just like I'll yell at it cause it doesn't fucking understand what I'm saying half the time so I get kind of pissed and then I go into like this banter with it and sometimes it'll just just pull up random things. It can pull up images.

And I try to test the limits. Yeah, I'm like, hey, Alexa, pull up an image of an asshole. And it's like, I'm sorry, I can't do that. And then I'll be like, OK, pull up a picture of big tits. And it's like, did you say the big fish? And then it pulls up the movie. It tries to get me to buy it. There's one time it like literally clicked on a button for me to buy something.

That shit sucks. Do you think you get in trouble if you told it like, like you want it, you want to kill it or something? Yeah. I want to bomb the government. Have you considered Astro that you're hurting Alexa's feelings? Have you considered that Alexa is like a shitty piece of code that doesn't matter? Every Alexa is customized.

Owned. Personalized. Every Alexa is personalized. Aren't they crazy? Like there's a person behind every Alexa? There's a gnome living in every Alexa. A gnome? Well, if you want to hear us discuss the ethics of

being mean to alexa more come on join us over on the patreon section of the podcast you get an extended show it doubles itself you get viewer collins you get a discord server minecraft server extra shows a therapy show, you get... Patreon.com slash sleep deprived. It's in the description. Click it. Baba Booey. Click it. Baba Booey.