Sleep Deprived Podcast - Nerd Emoji - SDP #116

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

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hey everybody welcome back to sleep deprived podcast peas in a pod podcast the best one and only podcast the best podcast in the world other than chapo episode 116 yeah 116 we're really old yeah i think it's about time to kick the bucket maybe yeah it's been a good life i think anyways um yeah you know what i just had man what i just had some uh candy what yeah crazy right i did too that's bad for your teeth you can't eat that like come on dude let us have a little fun yeah man imagine what your dentist will think i brush you hate fun that's what it is you hate fun i love the dentist why that's like the worst place to be it's like one of the top three hated professions like the dentist dentists lawyers uh car dealers wait why do people hate dentists so much they're just scary scary yeah

my dentist is a sweet guy you know okay man living in his uh 15 million dollar home when you're a kid you you get that dentist trauma you know like every media property has like a scene where the dentist like takes out a saw and you're like, I don't want to go to the dentist. Can I be honest with you? I have never had a bad experience. Well, there have been unpleasant experiences at the dentist, but I don't have that dentist trauma. Yeah, I have dentist trauma. I spent $8,000 at the dentist at the age of 19.

Yeah, welcome to America. I actually do remember you going through that. Yeah. That's a pretty rough time, huh? Wait, how much is it expensive? yeah welcome to america i actually do remember you going through that yeah that's a pretty rough time huh wait how much 8 000 8 000 man for what i had to get uh i had to get my my back like four fucking molars or whatever they're called we're all we're all yeah i had to get those removed and then the shit was all fucked up i had to get some crowns and stuff i don't know they probably scammed me maybe humans evolved like with wisdom teeth but they hurt yeah like only like 10 of people can actually

grow them in yeah like what yeah you didn't know that i thought everyone got wisdom teeth no everyone gets them but they like 90 people they grow in at a really horrible angle that will just like fuck up your teeth so you get them removed but some people can just like let them grow out normally oh do you have them normally no i had five wisdom teeth removed you had five see humans are so fucking crazy like the way we've evolved like you can tell some shit's just not done yet like how like 80 of people have like lactose intolerance of some kind or whatever the fucking stat is like we haven't fully evolved all these traits yeah we're still evolving you know dude uh when i was getting my wisdom teeth out um

they i think i was i don't know they didn't give me enough sedation or whatever. They didn't put me on sleep well enough. Yeah. So I woke up when they were like doing the stitches in my mouth. Holy shit. Yeah. So I was like watching them put the needle in and like watching the thread go in and out.

I got, I was totally out. I mean, I was like 125 pounds and didn't eat. So I think like it hit me immediately and I just clocked out. i like woke up and i was like in the car going home yeah i wish that was the experience i had you know what the experience i wish i had was i wish they gave me like the thing that makes you like loopy and i wish someone took a video of me for the memories yeah like you're like crying yeah and those videos are always so funny but you also like feel bad for the people getting recorded you're like i wouldn those videos are always so funny but you also like feel bad for the people getting recorded you're like i wouldn't want this on fucking youtube no yeah i mean i feel

unless they want it to be recorded but if it was recorded without their will then it's like okay i feel like you know that kind of sucks but i can post this on vine and get a bunch of i wouldn't i wouldn't even want to post it anywhere i would would just want to see what I look like. Did you guys know I was a Viner? Shut up. I used to post on Vine way before I blew up. I literally did not know this. Did you post skits? Yeah, I posted Evan Breen-esque skits.

Who's Evan Breen? That's a Viner. No one knows who that is anymore. What does he do? What did he do vines yeah but like can you give us like can you illustrate an example he he kind of had like a like a sub dude like type accent and he would just he had like kind of ironic vines i don't really know how to describe it like he would kind of just act like he was like really high all the time and it was kind of funny but i was also 16 so damn i didn't know this do you know like um do you know like nick colletti no holy shit that yeah yeah i used to watch nick colletti vines so what what's stopping you from going on tiktok and TikToks with Vine energy? Well, I'm not 16 anymore.

Yeah, but you don't have to be 16. Yeah, but I mean, like, come on. What's wrong? What's so wrong with making TikToks, man? No, I mean, it's fine. I mean, technically, I do make TikToks in a way. Yeah. I get paid to make them.

I think it's cool when people just have fun and like make TikToks, do whatever they like. Oh, I forgot. Can I shout out my EP? Yeah, go for it. it's cool when people just have fun and like make tiktoks do whatever they like you know oh i forgot can i shout out my ep yeah go for it quick little shout out new lilac boy ep july 8th it's about bugs break core instrumental four songs there you go it was so good i don't want to talk about it anymore it's just my shout out oh okay it's a nick coletti i don't know who that is remember what's the do you know the guy Nick Coletti hung out with no maybe getter or whatever oh that's a really funny

getter x pink guy we're unlocking core memories right now I actually like that song well who are you talking about dude yeah I'm just like breaking your brain right the name sounds really familiar but no i know pink guy but getter sounds really familiar i mean he's like a musician too so maybe you've like heard a getter song i don't really know if

it's good i haven't really i don't really remember like the. I just remember the Vines. Dude. He makes Bro Step. Bro Step? Bro Step, dude. What is Bro Step? We need to bring Bro Step back. It's dubstep for the bros. Did you guys ever have a dubstep phase? I did.

I had a very strong dubstep phase. It was good. I listened to that song, though. What? The what? The Romper Rage. I don't know if I know that one. I don't know if I know that one either.

Skrillex, Romper Rage? I don't know. Really? It's a Skrillex song? I mean, I was into Skrillex when Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites came out, you know? I had a Kermit the Frog snapback hat, and had really I had really big red Supra sneakers and I skateboarded around town like every day after school listening to like Skrillex and like Nero and like I mean all the classics you know all the dubstep classics yeah it was really cool I listened to the dubstep

classics but I didn't have a snapback or anything oh man you needed the like a cookie monster snapback i was just gonna say the yeah what's his name not matt pat matt watson cookie monster snapback that was that was really big for like a year man you would go to walmart and they'd have those snapbacks there they'd have the the gangster sesame street shirt like you needed that i love boobies bracelets we should bring that back yeah not the biggest fan of snapbacks no they're like they're not good but it was pretty awesome at the time i want to bring back uh as a like fashion trend i want to bring back 2013 skrillex really you know you know what i'm talking about

2013 skrillex yeah that's like like skrillex was only good for like a month and it was it was 2011 like 2010 scary monsters and nice sprites and then he wasn't good until the newest album dude skrillex wasn't listening so i think skrillex could be listening skrillex your album quest for fire is decent good on our pod i would love to bring skrillex on the pod quest for fire was really good i still haven't listened to the other one the one with the hedgehog well yeah that one's supposed to be bad so i didn't i listened to a couple of them it wasn't very wasn't very inspiring yeah there's a song on uh on quest for Fire with the 100 Gex guy, Dylan Brady.

I really did enjoy that album. It had some really good highlights. Panda, what was your most embarrassing music phase? No, I definitely got one. I'm thinking. I would say Epic Rap Battle's history, but i'm not i'm not i'm not embarrassed

at all i'm truly not i actually like them yeah i can't i can't uh i can't meet with you and on that one i tried uh i did a stream one time where i tried listening to all of them in order and like halfway through i i wanted to die dude they're awesome. Maybe when you just watch one, it's fun, but trying to watch all of them in order is too Olympian of a task. I can't agree with that because I've been on marathons where I just speedrun all of them,

just watch them all, and I'm so happy. Yeah, that's psychotic. It's pure bliss. I mean, I respect that. I'm really happy for you. Yeah, you found your thing thing is there a skrillex one there is and it's mozart oh that's right i actually do remember that i mean i loved him when i was a kid who's skrillex well yeah but also epic rap battles of history dude like i think the one that was the biggest the one that i played the most was the Bill Gates, Steve Jobs one.

But, I mean, they were big. When one came out back then, I mean, that has 150 million views. There's the Rhett and Link one where it's like geek versus nerd. I don't know if I've seen that one, actually. Do you guys want to talk about geek versus nerd discourse? Yeah, because I actually get really upset about the verbiage here yeah because i think people call people geeks that are actually nerds and vice versa yeah so just to set the record straight a geek is someone who has very passionate interests in certain hobbies and a nerd is someone who is like your classic like

very intellectual studious right like we're all geeks here but i don't think any of us are nerds um i was a nerd like in in in my youth but you think i'm a nerd just be honest am i i don't think you're a nerd am i a nerd i might be a nerd i don't think you're a nerd nerd then because you because you stopped on that i think i might be the nerd i i read books i'm the nerd you also don't think that makes you a nerd i was just thinking you think you're a nerd i don't know i i don't know if i'm the nerd so i'm the nerd panda's definitely not the nerd no but i don't know I don't know if I'm the nerd Panda's definitely not the nerd No but I don't think anyone here is like a nerd

You think I'm the nerd It's fine I'm the nerd I'm literally saying I don't think anyone here No I get it I'm a nerd I think we're definitely all geeks here You can be a geek and a nerd You can I think I am a geek and a nerd

Are we dweebs as well? No, come on. That's too far. Yeah. The listeners are dweebs. We're geeks. I'm a nerd. The listeners are dweebs.

Why would you say that about our precious listeners? Well, the patrons are chads. The patrons are chads. A dweeb apparently is a boring, studious, or socially inept person. I think I'm a dweeb. No, you're not socially inept. I don't know about that one. I think I check at least two of the three boxes here, if not three of them.

I really don't want to be in. You're not a nerd, dude. No, okay, I'll be the nerd. I have to represent the nerds right like we all have to represent like a little portion of our community right like mika you get like the wholesome uwus so i'm a fork schlag gets like the you know the capitalists uh panda gets like kind of like the the cool guys like the bike yeah the edgelords and the biker guys and then i get the fucking nerds nerds band together with me we're nerd nation rise up better that white and nerdy you know nerds love here asher do you like rubik's cubes i i had a phase where i liked

rubik's cubes you might be a nerd stand up nerd nation baby but uh rubik's cubes are cool though yeah i could only ever solve one side though i never actually learned the algorithm to do the whole thing my friend can do it in like 40 seconds it's really impressive that is pretty impressive oh i i never have been able to solve a rubik's cube the only cool thing i think i've done regarding to like puzzles or like hand stuff is I thought this was probably a dream. But when I was a kid, I just like spontaneously made a bunch of like origami swans. I think it was a dream. I think I was straight up lucid dreaming because there was no way I could do that. That's it. That's my story.

I can't do any origami actually so maybe i'm not a nerd i don't think you have to be a nerd to do origami but i think you have to do origami to be a nerd do you no i don't know i'm trying to gatekeep the nerds only i know you're trying to make being a nerd cool yeah i'm trying really hard that's what you do if you gatekeep things people will like it yeah so i'm the only nerd here suck on that did you guys ever have the uh xd random lamau quirky phase see this is for your audience this is for your your audience is the xd and the uwus yeah well i i had a quirky phase i i had like peak cringe quirk you know i used to xd i used to xd like unironically though like i wasn't trying to be quirky like i just thought that's how you laughed yeah i used to unironically xd i kind of want to bring back xd i like we're gonna have politicians that have xd running yeah eventually and it's definitely gonna have a comeback

it will i feel like it already kind of has in a little way it came back a little like ironically but i think it's gonna come back like for real like people are gonna actually use it and realize the the supremacy that it holds because i think xd is good you know what one of my one of my favorite emojis is what the laughing emoji that looks like an xd like the one that's like where it's like rolling on the floor not necessarily rolling on the floor here's another ruffle here let me send it it's like the discord discord laughing laughing this one i unironically use this emoji very frequently well you're kind of an emoji user in general like you'll use like just smiley face emoji which i think that's the one that's too far for me do you know the slight smile this one

yeah i i just oh i fucking hate that emoji yeah yeah that one like that's an mpc emoji and i don't use that word no dude i i i turn i used to have auto emoji but i turned it off and now i can just that it proper. That's good. That's better. That has more feeling in it. The colon parentheses has more feeling. I do use the colon parentheses very often. I am a very frequent emoji user. I don't even care what people think.

You used to use slight smile. You used to use slight smile. And I think anyone that uses the slight smile on Discord, like, yeah, like you need to be shot, hanged, gulag. Like unironically a bot. This episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast is once again sponsored by Manscaped. And here I am back to do the ad read. Baseball is back and I know everyone wants to hit a home run,

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to mika you wouldn't you wouldn't you didn't mean to that's just discord's bullshit yeah yeah yeah that's on discord man yeah for sure that's on discord man and you don't drink soylent anymore either right so you know you've really you've improved a lot yeah i'm a changed person i I don't go near that stuff. Yeah. When's the last time you had it? Honestly, as of recording this, it's been like a week. Okay.

Yeah. Dude, you're recovering. You're recovering? Yeah. How does your body feel? Are you getting withdrawals? Soylent withdrawal? Are you asking me right now how my body feels? I? Soylent withdrawals? Are you asking me, like, right now how my body feels?

I need Soylent. Yeah, I mean... Somebody give it. Like you're scratching your neck and shit? No. Remember when anime used to be, like, a nerd geek thing? Yeah. Yeah, we nerds don't associate with anime anymore.

I genuinely, I feel like... I feel like nerds have't associate with anime anymore i genuinely i feel like i feel like nerds have moved on from anime am i wrong yeah i know you're right i speak for all nerds anime not nerdy anymore what do what do the what is like the nerd pastime of choice now um reading theory jerking off jerking off and reading theory jerking off to theory like like you're reading like Karl Marx and you're jerking off to it yeah for sure yeah that's what the nerds do very intellectually stimulating right yeah I feel like uh you know speaking for the dorks and the dweebs and the geeks you know you're no you don't get the dweebs, I don't think. I don't think you get the dweebs.

I think you get the dorks. Okay, that I will take. I do agree with that one. I've figured it out. I've actually figured it out. All right, let's hear it. Mika, you get the dorks. Okay.

I get the nerds. Yeah. Schlack gets the dweebs. And Panda gets the geeks. I think that's how it is how do we feel about this i think that's rumors those yeah no yeah those are geeks still i could see this i'm i'm with this you know my yeah i figured. Yeah, you're geeks. I geeked up. You're geeks are goon and for sure. Can we get a dork in the chat? I think that really fits.

Dork? For you. Like, dork and then me, nerd, panda, geek, schlatt, dweeb. I think that actually is like 100% accurate. Yeah. I think it's pretty accurate. Dweeb. Why?

Why is he? Okay, so honestly, the reason I'm giving schlatt dweeb is because i can't think of another word and he had to have one but in the same vein yeah but r3's r3 definitely fit like i'm definitely nerd pandas geek mika's is dork and i mean is there another word we can use other than dweeb for schlatt um here let me look up let me go to a thesaurus all right are we putting nerd into the thesaurus or are we putting like geek into the thesaurus because i feel like either that is more geek adjacent you think so i think i think he's more geek adjacent i think schlatt is like the least geeky of us oh fair enough okay what about anorak? Anor- what? Is that a new drug? Is that a new prescription I can take for my depression?

Wait, this is- Someone who is either very knowledgeable or interested in a subject. The subject is usually one which would not interest other people. Example, train spotting, science fiction. I think this works for Schlatt because he's very into finance. What about the weenies? Oh the weenie hut jr yeah yeah that's a good what about point dexter the hustlers the hustlers actually that does fit to be honest that does fit it's a little bit out of the range of of geek dork and and nerd but it is true Slatt does have the hustlers but then if we're going to go that far out with words then I think we could

have better definitions for ours Slatt gets the hustlers I think I still get the nerds I'm okay with the dorks, I'm taking the dorks okay you can have the dorks I think Panda should have the edgelords then me and my edgelords Panda has the edgelords, I have the nerds Mika has the my edge lords yeah panda has the edge lords i have

the nerds mika has the dorks and schlatt has the hustlers that that works yeah that's good yeah that works out we're like we're like the adventures guys we're like spider verse holy shit if you could uh invent a new word to like capture the essence of nerd, geek, dweeb, dork, what have you. Probably like the glurps. Glurp? Yeah, we're glurping. Word? Panda, do you have a word?

I gotta think on it. Yeah, I gotta think on it too. Let's see. Pandas, yours could be like the the shadow lurkers like lurking in the shadows you know or like the reapers or like the skulls i got one what queeg but it sounds like queef okay i'm not using that one the queefs we i i'll take the queefs if you don't want them i'll take the queefs on my side i should we don't have to go there you know like okay all right i'm just saying if the queefs want to line up with the nerds i'm fine with forming an alliance that shit queefing what about keebs the keebs keebs okay it's interesting it sounds like a youtube sponsorship

for something yeah keebs meant men's hair loss you know i mean that's not a thing but that's what it sounds like what if we made that like hair loss like this product gives you hair loss you ever wanted to go bald, but you just can't? Do you guys think it's going to go, you know, in the opposite direction, like, 100 years from now? Like, balding thing hair is going to be, like, the thing? I mean, I think, honestly, it'll come sooner than you think. I think, like, bald solidarity is really rising up. And people are starting to realize that it's okay to be bald.

And it might even be better to be bald. You know, it's an easier life. You don't have to have that upkeep with shampoo and conditioner. You just kind of throw a little soap up there and walk out. I could see a dystopian future where in order to save money on hair care products, people deliberately make themselves go bald. We take down big Pantene and we all go bald we take down big pantene and we all go bald yeah that'd be fun don't get me started on that aussie shit man

what about suave haven't tried it i i use suave because it's like really cheap nice yeah i try to i try to use like an organic shampoo. Or I used to use swab. I actually don't know what I use now. Some bullshit. I keep my hair routine pretty light. It's like an organic shampoo. And then I'll use a serum.

Dude, you definitely have the dorks. No, dude. The fact you guys shower. You're an edgelord. Of course you don't shower. We don't need to. So do you have the smellies as well panda on your side i think i got the smellies i think i got the people that stink good that's awesome man dude the smellies sounds like uh like an old-timey disease how about we do like a an nfl draft but it's just like collectives of people and we get to choose like where they go for sure i'm down okay so what's like a what's

like a group of people let's uh let's let's generalize yeah um what are these called like archetypes yeah i think i have the redditors you can have them you can fucking have them man i don't want them yeah i don't want them either you could have them i was saying i probably have them but i'll take the redditors okay yeah you can take those have fun with those would you guys listen to the redditors coming down below the reddit yeah yeah i'd listen to the reddits okay what's another archetype you got the reddit that yeah i'd listen to the reddits okay what's another architect so you got the reddit that means we get to get the next two you don't know you know what i spent money on reason actually no i shouldn't say this okay sorry go ahead what's another one i can't

think of any right now goths i oh you would take the goths see like i would take the goths but i almost feel like you're taking the goths panda i, I would take the goths, but I almost feel like Panda deserves it. I almost feel like Panda deserves it. Panda, do you want the goths? I think I have the goths, though. Well, hold on, Panda, do you want the goths? You know what it is? I think Panda has the emos, and I have the goths.

What do we think? I could see it, but... Sorry, go ahead, Panda panda i want the barbs like the the stranger things character the nicki minaj fans okay actually can this be like an army type of thing like we recruit these people to do what like to go to war yeah what here can we do that can we recruit people and we all fight each other with our people? Okay. Like it doesn't have to be physical

violence. Like for example, the hackers. You can get the hackers and they can hack computers and shit. I think I would have the hackers to be honest. Yeah. I'll take them. I want anyone who identifies with the Skrillex. Yeah, I'm emo. Who fucking cares? Tweet. I want the who identifies with the Skrillex yeah I'm emo who fucking

cares tweet I want the psychopaths okay I don't think they'll have enough like social cohesion to work together so that's gonna be really bad for an army situation they're all gonna turn on each other I'll take the meal replacement

I'll take yeah I'll take the Soylent fans I'll take the meal replacement I'll take the Soylent fans I'll take the three Soylent fans They've got protein Yeah that's true I mean I hate to say it But I'll take the vegans too I sort of feel like vegans are just nerds I'll take the billionaires

Okay yeah You wouldn't get them though I think Schlatt would take the billionaires. Okay, yeah. You wouldn't get them, though. I think Schlatt would get the billionaires. He would. Yeah, so that's just an unfortunate L for you. I'll take the music fans. That's not fair. That's too broad.

Dude, all the art students are gonna die in the war. I'm taking the music fans. You might have the art students, though. Yeah, I mean, that is true. Possibly, but we'll see. Actually, I don't know. I don't know if I would have. I think I get the New York City art students,

but you get the LA art students. I could see it. I'll take the women with big butts. Are they going to war? No. Okay. Where are they going? war no okay where are they going you want to know yeah they're going they're going with me someone's got to protect them okay i just thought you said we were using these people for war but it turns out you're kind of picking and choosing who goes to work. We're going to need new recruitment, so I have to get to work. I'll take the lovers on my side.

You can have the fighters. I'll take the lovers. Astro, would you take the hippies? Oh, yeah. I think I get the hippies, too. I get the nerds and the hippies. Who gets the BuzzFeed Wall Street Journal journal writers i hate to say it i'm not no don't mika i'm sorry no no no mika i'm really sorry man no no no i can i get the tumblers

instead you can have the tumblers but that also comes i don't with the buzzfeed workers no dude they also would die instantly yeah it's okay you can throw them out first they can be they can be like yeah who gets the twitter users honestly i think you do no yeah i think you do i don't i mean you you get the modern twitter you like twitter's turned into 4chan so i think think you get Twitter. What the fuck? No, it hasn't. Yeah, it has. It's filled with right-wing shit all over my 4U page. I have to block 100 pages every time. That's Elon's

corner. That's Elon's corner. I think you get the Elon corner. If you want to hear us... I might get all the crypto bros. Yeah. Well, no, maybe... Maybe Shlack gets the crypto bros, though. If you guys want to hear us talk about who gets who

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