Sleep Deprived Podcast - Our HORRIBLE Fast Food Opinions - SDP #91

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 91! Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm recording now, but wow. Oh, wow, that was... Wait, you guys weren't recording when I started that intro? No, we were definitely, I was definitely recording. You guys were all recording. They all started screaming the second I started. It really threw us into that.

Yeah. Wow. Hey guys. Well, hey, it's episode 91 of the Sleep Deprived Podcast, everybody. I hope you're all ready to listen because, wow, we've got a great one for you today. We're just straight into it. Big episode.

Yeah, Panda will actually lead us in conversation right now. Sure will. I had Chick-fil-A today and it sucked. Whoa, that's some fighting words there, man. It did. Everyone always loves Chick-fil-A today and it sucked. Whoa, that's some fighting words there, man. It did. Everyone always loves Chick-fil-A, but it's just not that good.

I don't understand the Chick-fil-A hype either, to be honest. Exactly. Thank you. No, it's good. Sly was saying how much he loved Chick-fil-A and how much Popeye's sucks, which isn't true. Popeye's is great. I think Popeye's is better. You don't want to say you love Chick-fil-A in this political climate.

I didn't say I loved Chick-fil-A in this political climate. I didn't say I loved Chick-fil-A. I said it. All right. I didn't say I loved Chick-fil-A. I will say that I did. But, however, I will say there are faults. There are faults with it.

I feel like the chicken quality has declined as of late it doesn't doesn't hit as hard as it used to and i don't think there's been a single time where i've gotten french fries from chick-fil-a where they haven't been soggy and gross is that uh really from your letter that you wrote to the manager the fries i got were crunchy as fuck, and I didn't like them for that. No, the soggy ones. I always get the soggy ones from- Crunchy as fuck. Yeah. However, Panda then goes on to say that Popeye's is so good. Dude, Popeye's is peak, and you know that, though.

You know that, though. Listen, I'll give you this. The sandwich is delicious. Yes. The spicy chicken sandwich, it is so unbelievably fried and crispy. They're good. The sandwich is delicious. I get the spicy chicken sandwich. It is so unbelievably fried and crispy. They're really good. And the blackened seasoned chicken, dude. The blackened chicken or whatever it's called.

Sure. I'll give it to you, man. The food is good, but it is immediately and utterly canceled out by the shit feeling that overcomes you 10 seconds after putting it in your mouth and swallowing. Like, I don't even know how it's possible that it only happens with Popeyes. Like, I've never felt worse after eating food anywhere else but Popeyes. You know what? I agree. That happens to me, too, when I eat a Popeye's

chicken sandwich. It's like a wave of sadness and depression. You feel sick. You feel like you're gonna vomit. I get that after Pizza Hut. Like, if I eat Pizza Hut, my body shuts down. Who the fuck would ever order Pizza Hut? It's horrible. Everybody knows Domino's is where

it's at. Am I right? It's true. Domino's is awful. I'm sorry. Domino's is ass. Domino's is where it's at. Am I right? It's true. You don't order. Domino's is awful. I'm sorry. Domino's is at. Domino's is goaded. What the fuck? I don't know.

If you had the deep dish, you know it's goaded. I don't know who the fuck would ever, ever buy chain restaurant pizza. But that's besides the point. Popeye's. Obviously. Listen, it's just, it is a unique sense of sadness and just like desolation that takes you over every time you finish eating Popeye's. And I have never experienced it anywhere else. Little Caesar's Pizza, that'll ruin your day.

You're not feeling very hot and ready after that. I feel like Popeye's and Pizza Hut, they both have the fastest turnaround times for making you feel like awful yeah and uh i uh recently i i got some popeyes on my way home from the movie theater and um so it was sitting in my car for like half an hour and it just made it like really sad and just like really sad like pulling it out of the packaging was really sad um and then i actually ate it while i was listening back to one of our podcasts so listening for editing and the worst yeah it's the worst friday night ever it was a friday night and i was just sitting there eating cold soggy popeyes not doing anything else just like looking at like the audio of our listening to our podcast holy shit

yeah it was like literally the google like tracking bar for like when you share audio through google drive so i don't envy you one bit yeah i think my my final statement is that i've never had any other food ever in my entire life that was so delicious, yet still made me think, wow, I never want to eat from here again. No, but that can't be true. You're definitely going to eat from Popeye's again. Oh, I will.

I know you will. How about, you know, food opinions? I like to get Panera bread, you a nice hummus mediterranean sandwich a little bit of panera mac and cheese is on point buddy have you had bread right there you go i don't even care if it comes from like a freezer from like a factory which i guess we're all food comes from but still i don't give a fuck about any of that it's still good so that one thing i, one food opinion I can understand is I always hear about Olive Garden, and I can't tell if

it's, like, this beloved chain that people really like, or if it's, like, the laughingstock of the chain world. I like it. I like it. When you're young, and, you know, you don't grow up with a lot of money, and you go to Olive Garden, and they're like, hey, you get a million breadsticks, it's pretty sick. And our first meet and you go to Olive Garden, and they're like, hey, you get a million breadsticks.

It's pretty sick. Yeah. And our first meetup was at the Olive Garden in Times Square. Remember? That's true, yeah. That is true. After our visit to Space University on the moon. Yeah.

It was Moon University. Moon University on space. I'm so sorry. It's been so long. I dropped out, honestly. It has, yeah. I understand. I will say, the last bit of food innovation that ever happened was Panera Bread putting the soup in the fucking bread.

That was fucking awesome. Yeah. The bread bowl. The bread bowl, man. That's, but wait, isn't that just like a regular like African dish? No, definitely Panera Bread. No, Panera Bread coined that. 100%.

They did that. Is it like a sourdough bowl? Yeah. With like, isn't it? Yep. No, no, isn't yep no no panera bread panera invented that it was panera bread actually panera base okay wait what was that whole thing that uh people were super mad about panera bread this year in the year 2018 for uh they like did something to the food or whatever i don't know sort started shitting in it no they were like they were putting too much love into it and people were getting

addicted this is a Panera podcast Panera pod I'm a Panera apologist a pan of Panera apologist Panera is good I mean it is good is there anybody that actually dislikes Panera

like that doesn't like it? It just feels good. It's so great when you walk into a place and you just smell the bread. You know? Like the bread. It's a fresh bread smell. It's unmatched. Yeah.

I've never had Panera bread, actually. Wow. Yeah. In my whole life. Never had it. Mika, we're going to take you. I'd be down for that. I'd be down to try out a Panera bread.

I'm going to take you. I'll get you like a bowl of soup and I'll hold the spoon and I'll put it in your mouth. I'm going to take you. Okay. You're mine. Really interesting. Guys, big question coming in.

And I think everyone's been wondering this. Yeah. Everyone always comments, Panda, it has been half a goddamn year since you've uploaded a video. What have you been up to? Hey, bro.

Way to put him on the spot. Panda, what the fuck? Hey, bro bro Explain yourself I've been uh Oh so there's no excuse I've been uh Oh lazy YouTuber Been pumping some iron

Yeah everyday I've just been pumping iron Yeah for 24 hours a day Yep You get it cause I know you get it 24 hours a day. Yep. See, Shlatt, you get it because I know you get it. 24 hours a day, every single week. No, I get it. I get it.

If I could take six months off, I would. Shlatt, Shlatt. But unfortunately, people would go unemployed and lose their jobs and die. But Shlatt, you know what it's like being on the internet, being on Twitter, all these annoying people. And you know how to combat that anger you feel? You pump iron. Yeah, for 24 hours a day.

Yes. Again, I would love to do that. And if I could take six months off, I would. But 10 people You don't want to, you aren't dedicated to the grind, to the working out

like some of us, but hey I did the thing in Roblox I did pay, I think I wound up the most ripped at that if you'll remember correctly That is true, you did pay to win I think that's just how life is.

It is kind of like that, to be fair. Panda, how could you take six months off, man? I was actually lying the whole time. I've just been joking and masturbating. Wow, that's... All right, 24 hours a day, jelk sessions. I actually get that. And that makes more sense.

Dude, shut up. You are valid. You are valid. You are seen. And it's okay. We're here for you. All right, who wants to be my **** buddy, though? No, no. Dude, you can't keep mentioning that.

It's really, it's ****. My ****. Okay, okay, hold on, dude. **** is **** there. That does not sound good. The person who... I mean, I guess you could use it in a past tense term. Wow.

Oh, okay. Apparently that word is someone who is connected with Arsenal Football Club as a fan, player, or coach. Oh, okay, so it's just a wholesome word. It means nothing bad at all. Oh, okay, I found it on Urban Dictionary also. One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn, but embraces it. Okay.

Maybe that's why it's like that's a tongue-in-cheek term for a fan of Arsenal football. Do they have like a reputation of just like being lame? I don't know a reputation of just being lame? I don't know. You think porn is lame? Porn is fucking epic.

Porn is base, dude. I mean, I suppose... Sorry, go ahead. No, no, no. No, go ahead. I don't want to interrupt. I was just talking about how I looked up the word on Reddit and I didn't find it. You go on r slash c** looked up the word on Reddit, and I didn't find it.

You go on r slash c**t. You went on r slash c**t. You went on r slash c**t. You need to stop. You need to stop. Have you seen the c**t caves? Looking for c**t subreddits. r slash edge talk.

That's what I'm saying, bro. Every day c**t and mewing. Every day c**t mewing. Every day. These posts are awful dude. This post on this post on Reddit right now. This was four hours into my session. 150 milligrams of edibles and some big hits from a fresh bottle of potent

poppers. I was on cloud nine drooling emoji. One day I will get to share this with a net. But for now Brittany bouncing on my cock I want to be the king of the The king of the Oh man No but Back to the video thing I haven't uploaded in six months

It's so hard to make a video I can't make scripts anymore I don't know what happened The hamster on the wheel I think I know what happened And I think I know why the hamster on the wheel Wow God. I think I know what happened. And I think I know why the hamster on the wheel of God. Oh my god, wow. Your dick should be here. What? R slash... Alright, you fell down the rabbit hole too.

Just keep scrolling. It is the best. It is awesome. You know, actually, on the next Sleep Deprived On the next Sleep Deprived React, we're gonna be reacting to... That's just not true. We're actually just going to ****. We're going to do it together.

Have you seen any posts about **** buddies yet? No. You got to. These people want to find other people like them to **** with. They're so fascinating, right right they're like ants it's the one way to put it they're like ants they're just drones they just say they're nothing in their brain just robots this is uh this sad. That's really sad. Hey, don't insult my g*** buddies like that.

So, um, Mika, how was your day? Oh, you know... It was good. It was g***. G***. So, guys, today is the um anniversary of the capital riots you want to talk about that that's not hey i'm down yeah what do you have to say about how many How many of my viewers do you think were there? I hope not many.

They were too busy. You guys ever think about how you probably have some subscribers or followers that are just dead? Yeah. What? Yeah. You think about that, right, Schlatt? Yeah. Schlatt has a lot of them.

I probably have thousands of subscribers who are dead Like that's it they're just like dead Yeah like no longer with us Okay I mean there's probably a few May their souls rest Exactly may they rest in peace man

It's nothing disrespectful about it I just said rest in peace No I know Mika was being disrespectful i'm not i wasn't i was just saying it's just like you're right it's just a rip bozo rip bozo that's disrespectful come on man it's all it's just a cycle man back to the earth you know yeah no they're still with us. We're like breathing them in and shit. Yeah, they're in the farms. They're just like fertilizer.

Dude, you know what's a really cool thing to think about sometimes? No. We've been talking so much about death, I figured I would shed some light on life and so you know you are you as an individual you're made of star material like from stars in space yeah so you're a superstar everyone's so special yeah everyone's a star Did Vsauce say that? Um, I don't know. Everyone is a star. Just some stars shine way brighter than others. And completely nullify the other stars to the point where they're just insignificant.

That's true. And some blow up. In a bright, fiery, passion-filled explosion. Do you think there's a subscriber slate of yours that has blown up? Oh, my God. I really hope not. What do you think are the odds that someone listening to this podcast... Well, one of our podcasts... The podcast is...

No, that one of our podcast listeners are a really giant hedge fund manager, and they just like do work while listening to us talk and like what if they're doing work on their hedge fund right now as we're talking we're like what if we have truck driver subscribers who are on the job that'd be that'd be sick that's probably like a good man that's probably like a good market to uh to to send off to i mean that's a great time to listen to a podcast in a truck. Yeah, I've said this before. Maybe not in this podcast, but I would love, in an alternate universe, I would very much enjoy being a trucker.

I could see that. It does seem kind of chill because you get to see a lot of the country. You get to just be alone with your thoughts and like think about life and stuff you get to consume a lot of like media and learn a lot like you become very educated probably and hookers a lot of them well not when you're driving that'd be on yeah not when you're driving but like when it's time to go to sleep at night where are? So where are you getting them? I mean, you want me to tell you right now? Sure.

Sure. I haven't touched a woman. So. I can't help you there. You acted so matter-of-factly. Well, yeah. It was part of the bit but now that you're asking for real life no no it's fine it's fine man that's fine it doesn't sound like

it's fine but no it's nothing to be embarrassed about i mean i'm a little embarrassed now because you know everyone kind of stopped talking and well no you're the one who admitted this with a hushed tone so like you like, you made it awkward. You could have just said, I'd never touched a woman before, and that would have been fine. Say it again. Say it again, more confidently, maybe. I don't know if you can say it in any regard to make me happy. I've touched many women.

That's just a lie. That's just a bold-faced lie. I don't think that's true, either. Hey, I've... The body pillow doesn't count. I mean, I've touched things women have touched, like a doorknob. That's fair. That's like the commutative property.

And not only that, I've been in the same room with women, and I probably have breathed their air, which means I kind of kiss them. I don't think that's very accurate. You're getting a little weird. So if you think about it, I've probably gotten laid like a hundred times if you think about it. I don't think that's... I don't think you can just say that. I think that's also a very bizarre and strange thing to say. You're just in a room with a bunch of random women.

Wow, I'm getting laid right now i think uh i think any woman who's listening to you say these things is probably like turned on put off by what you're saying right now yeah that's okay i i like guys anyway so okay okay based wow yeah that's pretty based that is good yeah have you touched any guys? Panda? No, but you know what I have touched? I've touched the Patreon, huh? How about the Patreon, am I right?

Oh, the Patreon. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Wow, yeah. We're really not at the end of the podcast, man. You can't say that we can still talk about it you just misfired

early ejaculation there okay so you guys are making it you're making it really hard for me and I just wish you guys would be sympathetic to the struggle can I no say it you need to say this it's about you right now

no it's empowering you i'm empowering you and i'm holding you up are you sure because you're like i'm holding you up and like this is your chance to say the one thing say it to the world i i don't understand why people like domino's pizza okay well i i like all the domino's pizzas i like the flatbread i like the big pan one i like the other one there there's obviously if you're getting pizza you don't get it from a chain okay we can establish that but if you have to get it from a chain you get domino's pizza well honestly i don't agree with that it's like it's like with mcdonald's right like if you have the option between an actual burger you get actual burger but sometimes you but sometimes you just want McDonald's in the same way you just

want Domino's, you know? I mean, sure, yeah, I guess. That's how I am with Domino's. I'm gonna send you guys a picture. I sent this one to Astro previously, but I want... Moist, can you put this on the screen? And I want to describe this.

What? Oh my god, I forgot. That pizza is vile. Yeah, I got this from domino's i took a chance on domino's one night and this is what they gave me and um i mean schlatt you're a new yorker i mean you can tell me for yourself what you think about this pizza i am so sorry wow that looks terrible um it's like not enough cheese It looks like there's too much. Is that an eyeball on it? Like what the fuck? Where did you get this from?

I got this from Domino's. Wow. That is the most disgusting looking thing I've ever seen actually. Where's the crust? For our audio listeners, I want you to imagine like the cheese is like bubbled and like it looks like it's in little dots and there's a lot of like tomato sauce poking through like there's barely any cheese sausage looks raw the sausage looks a little raw the pineapples are pale the pineapples combination by the way. Just very bizarre. No, I'm happy with my toppings,

and I don't think my topping choice is wrong. I'm not even trying to be funny or phallic, but the sausages just look like some inappropriate body part. Is that just me? Like what? I don't know. Like a testicle? Maybe maybe are your testicles like shriveled and oh and without hair you know you know what it might be i think it might be

foreskin i don't even know what to say to that dude you just you are vile i don't know what to say to that it's a podcast i'm supposed talk. I'm just saying what I think. I just said like the Joker. It's a podcast. It's a talk. Marley's got a point. Yeah. The worst thing is

I'm considering trying again with Domino's. You should. Because I don't know what that is, Mika. I think they just gave you a bad pie. You got unlucky. Mika, I've gotten a bad pie, too. It was cold. They forgot to bring it to the fucking door.

So, like, you're thinking I should try again and, like, report back? Yeah, you could even order it right now. Maybe by the end of the pod, you'll get it. You could try, like, a deep dish, because the deep dish is the best i just gotta say i like the brook i like the brooklyn style personally i actually haven't had that it's pretty good i what about the cheesy bread honestly you could just order the cheesy bread and that would just be a good time i've heard about that my friend said it's good but i haven't had it yet yeah it's pretty bomb uh schlatt what is the best pizza you've ever had? That's a good question.

I have a couple good spots back in New York, and I'm not going to tell you where they are. Can you tell me where they are and their approximate proximity to you? No, but the Olive Garden in Times Square has a good pie. And unlimited breadsticks, you know? And we've been there, so you can probably attest to that. Yeah, we're usually there like every Saturday at noon, so feel free to stop by.

Moon University. Yeah. What's everyone's favorite pizza toppings? Nothing. Nothing. I feel like toppings just ruin pizza yeah pepperoni might be the only decent one

I don't even really like pepperoni to be honest I don't prefer it either I kind of like stuffing mine with like five vegetables I'm sorry that ruins the pizza can you turn on the vegan a little bit? I mean, you're ruining the pizza, man.

It's like, I feel the same way about burgers. You know, I feel like if you're putting a bunch of toppings on burgers, like a shit ton of bacon and pickles and all that bullshit, it just masks a not good burger. You're just compensating. It's like dudes who drive lifted trucks with six wheels and body kits on them you know i like a little avocado on my on my veggie burger okay that's i've never heard of that i've never heard of that before you are you are who you are the people that

these people when they talk about taking Christ out of Christmas, this is, you're talking about you, man. Let me describe to you this burger. This is like the last thing you would eat. I take a whole wheat bun. Oh, God. I put a little bit of some sprouts, some bean sprouts on it. Oh, dude.

I'm the, this is bait gif. You know the one where he's pointing and he's like, that's bait. I'm that gif right now. Oh shit. I put a veggie burger made of pure veggies. You're laughing for tears right now. I mean, I can tell you're very

upset. Smashed avocado. Okay, and then I put a little bit of seeds on top, some hemp seed. And then veggie burger and then I put a little bit of seeds on top Some hemp seed And then a veggie burger And then whole wheat bun That is the most gentrified thing I think I've ever heard It's great it's nutritious

So Astro On a scale of 1 to 10 How happy are you I'm really happy honestly I'm actually glad to hear that Crying behind mask Well I'm actually glad to hear that crying behind mask well i'm not happy to hear about that no honestly dude when i go vegan and i'm not just okay i'll stop i'll stop no no go for it i feel really good

i'm not crying dude you know half the comments in these fucking videos are like astro's laugh sounds like he's crying through immense pain. That's half the comments about me on our pod. Are they right? No, no, I'm very happy. I'm very happy. Viewers, shut your freaking mouth. You're hurting my friend's feelings. You can sound more convincing than that. I don't know. I'm very happy.

Viewers, if you comment that you should honestly you should not say things like that about my friend holy shit holy shit alright we gotta go

we're going we're going on to the Patreon segment this is getting if I catch you okay no no thank you thank you I will hurt you

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