Sleep Deprived Podcast - Podcast But In Bed - SDP #133

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

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Hey, what's up, everybody? Welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. Just the quality already is making me laugh. Yeah. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 133. Hey, everybody. In this episode, we stopped giving a fuck entirely. We don't care anymore. I'm in bed right now

Mika Panda's in the toilet Mika's in the garage Mika are you working on your car? Yeah for sure I just got some new rims That I'm installing I got those

20 inches I feel like you have full grills is that true damn i don't know your grills like on my teeth yeah no i have like a reverse grill on my bottom teeth though are you serious does it say like like a badass like b-a-D-A-S-S On each tooth No it's just like a squiggly line That goes across my bottom Row of teeth Alright guys so Mika's embarrassed

It actually says that bitch I've seen it It says bad hoe on it Yeah It says I-T-G-I-R-L Oh man I don't like that song how does it go i'm not i'm singing for it i don't i don't even remember how it goes g i r l is is it a nerd song to me no that sounded like a Redditor. G-I-R-L.

G-I-R-L. Is this like a song by a Redditor? No. I'm actually not sure. I just know the little hook. Mika. Yeah, what's up? Sing some Drake.

Mika, this is all you're good for. Do it. Mika, this is your only purpose yeah I've been thinking a lot about that recently your purpose? yeah and how the only thing I'm good for is singing Drake yeah before the call started

or before the show started you were singing some insane Drake like it was wow or before the show started, you were singing some insane Drake. Like, it was... Wow. Sicko mode. Yeah. All the classics.

All the classics. You know, Rocket Man, Benny and the Jets. Benny and the Jets. Bohemian Rhapsody. Remember when you were singing Drake's Eye of the Tiger before the call? Fucking hell.

Yeah. Can we talk about that? Eye of the Tiger before the call? Fucking hell. Can we talk about that? Eye of the Tiger's the worst fucking song ever. That's such a bad song. If you like that song, you should die. Eye of the Tiger. I wouldn't really advocate

for people to die based on liking a song. Let me do one better. You should... If you like Eye of the Tiger. Damn. What a shit song. Do you guys want to talk about our most hated songs?

Yeah, yeah. Firework. By Katy Perry? Yeah, fuck that song. Firework. Don't let your... by Katy Perry? Yeah, fuck that song. Fireworks on that shit. I've brought it up before, but it's fucking annoying.

What about when she gets the nipples that she got? I know, we've talked about this before. I don't give a fuck. I hate this song so much. You're so bitter, man. Why don't you talk about something you love? You know what I love?

I love the Duck song. The Duck song? Is that a Drake hit? Oh, come on. You know the Duck song. Dude, Drake's the type of guy to do a cover of the Duck song. He would. The Duck song, Drake's version. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry. I just want to say this real quick. He brought up Drake's version. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just want to say this real quick. Cause he brought up Drake's version is the reason Taylor Swift does Taylor's version of albums now. So she gets all the money. Yeah. So pretty much what happened was she had like a really bad deal with her

label. Um, and the label was profiting a lot off of her and she got kind of fed up with it so and also she didn't own the masters to her own music so she decided to re-record everything and release it for herself so that she would own the masters um and she like her fan base who was very loyal to stream Taylor's version instead of the original. Taylor's version. Yeah.

I feel like it's supposed to be. She's like a billionaire. Fuck Taylor Swift. Yeah, dude, let's get some people riled up. Fuck Taylor Swift. You have dude, let's get some people riled up. I mean, like... Fuck Taylor Swift. You have like a jillion dollars?

You're making your own versions just so you can have all of it? Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck Taylor Swift. And she's dating Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey. Does he have a tight end? Oh, you know it. I saw that when Taylor is attendance to his games, he performs much better.

Well, I think the NFL ratings go up 100 times when Taylor Swift is in the audience. So whenever they do NFL commentary after the games, the shows now, all they talk about is Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift ate hot dog at the game this weekend. That's the biggest story. I think

her music doesn't necessarily appeal to me. I think she has some bangers, but she's definitely not the worst in terms of megastars. When she is on tour, she'll donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to food banks, and I think everyone that manages her tours and the employees are paid relatively fairly. So she's definitely not the worst by far.

We should slowly lower her into a vat of acid. I could not agree more. I cum. I cum. I think my most irrationally hated song is Happy by Pharrell Williams. Happy!

Such a Mika-coded song. you can't say that yeah you know what else is a mika coded song what my shiny teeth and me my shiny teeth and me a fairly odd parents guy yeah chip skylark on your face that kind of gives the same energy right Yeah that's also a Mika song I am I am a Mika are you a believer

I wouldn't say I am actually I'm a believer So you're an atheister Wait are believers like do they believe in Justin Bieber As a god? Yeah, like the sixth god and the rock god. Oh my god, he's the third god.

Yeah, he's, uh, believers have, like, uh, they have, like, a shrine in their homes dedicated to him. They light candles for him every Sunday at noon. I'm gonna start praying to Justin Bieber.

I love him. He should show me his His what? His you know what. Panda. You did not. Yes, I am referring to his button collection where he collects a bunch of

colorful buttons. I thought you were gonna say buttons. Oh, jeez. I thought you were going to say butt. Yeah, that's gross. That would have been crass. I mean, he probably does have a decent butt, though. Like, better than the average? Yeah.

I agree. He's probably got at least an 8 out of 10 butt. Yeah. What do you think, Mika? I can't say I have paid attention to it, to be honest. Mika? Yeah? Hold up your left hand.

Alright, I've got it. How many fingers? Am I holding up? Yeah. Five. I'm holding up one. Mika my middle finger damn

you know what I hate I hate when people are like the thumb isn't a finger dude that's fucked up can we talk about that it's not a finger dude shut up man so there are 8 fingers then I mean if you want to be technical

about it yeah oh my god I have 10 fucking fingers get owned you have 8 fingers I have 10 fingers what's so different about the thumb it has 2 it has 2 joints instead of three.

Mine has six. Wait, wait, wait. So if I cut my pointer finger, like the first joint, then it would be like the thumb, right? But it would still be a finger. Boom. And that's a game theory. Oh, we got to talk about the FNAF movie.

FNAF movie. Did you watch the FNAF movie. FNAF movie. Did you watch the FNAF movie? Yeah, yeah, I did. I watched it opening day, actually. Really? It's going to be great. It was shit-busting.

It was literally just me, two, like, 70-year-olds, and a dad and his five-year-old in the theater and uh um the kid was like asking his dad questions throughout the whole movie he was like like after this is i guess is this gonna this should be a non-spoiler discussion for people who still haven't seen it. Freddy dies. But that's just a theory. Drake is Freddy the whole time. Drake is Freddy Fosborough the whole time. I thought breakfast was the most important meal of the day.

But that's just a theory. Yeah. I shit my pants when I saw that. I shit my pants just now. Asher, I'm going to spoil the movie for you, okay? Dude, you are a little goblin, a little gremlin. You'll never guess who's in the movie. Okay, I'll guess.

Drake. Nope. Can I have one more guess? Okay. Betty White. Fetty Wap? Betty Wap? That's like a British person saying Fetty Wap. Betty Wap? I think a British person's saying Fetty Wap.

Fetty Wap? Fetty Wap. Fetty? Wapa. Yo, if a British person says Tina Fey, you don't know if they're saying Tina Fey or Tina Fetty. Because, you know, they don't fucking pronounce the T's Tina Faye Tia Faye

Where these guys go Mika what's up man I'm the roof right now I'm gonna smack you upside the head With a shovel What that cat do Mika Say hello to the Rizzler I'm gonna smack you upside the head with a shovel. What that gat do? Mika, say hello to the Rizzler.

Hello, Rizzler. Hey. Yo, what's up? You wanna get W's gat rizzed? No, I'm good, thanks. Okay, cool. Should we give context for why we all sound like shit yeah I'm on my phone I'm on pretty much um before we started recording a panda and astro wanted to sleep for an extra hour yeah and when we all got together, Astro was in bed, a panda was on the toilet, I guess.

And Astro was like, what if we all just were like, what if we just recorded in bed and we were all like, sure, sounds. Yeah, sounds true. This is my fault. It's all my fault, commenters. I think it's kind of funny, though. Like, we're really living up to the name sleep-deprived

right now. I'm fucking tired. Do you want to talk about it? You're fucking tired? I just fuck tired. Was it good? Nah. That's too quick. What has you so tired these days, Astro?

Dude, I just, I didn't fucking sleep. You need butter. Yeah. I need butter? You need butter. How about this? The end. Do you want a nifty sleep hack that I use sometimes when I'm truly sleepless?

Yeah, yeah, give me a sleep hack. I would say 30% of the time it works 100% of the time. Okay, so that's really low. Yeah, but... So pretty much you just go down the alphabet and you just like go down the alphabet and you're like okay I'm gonna name one animal for each

letter of the alphabet or you can challenge yourself with different things each time like I'm gonna name one food for each letter of the alphabet banana carrot dick alright let's do I have one I'm going to name one food for each letter of the alphabet. Banana, carrot, dick. All right. All right, let's do it.

I have one. Yeah. Drake song, starting with A. Do you think we could actually get... Oh, man. Can you give me a second to think about it? Somebody else could start with A. Okay, go.

Panda. Wait, I just gotta remember it. Oh, what about Another Late Night? Wasn't that on for all the dogs? That was the one with a little yachty on it. Okay. Panda, you do B.

Okay. Okay. Panda, you do B. Okay. Uh, B. Uh, guys, you gotta give me a minute. Can I do C? I can do C. Okay. That means you gotta do B, Astro. Okay, Drake has a song called Break. Damn. Yeah.

Okay. C, calling my name. That pussy be calling my name. Is that actually a song? Yes. So litty. Okay, we go. Do the D. D.

Um. Yeah. Dot. Dot line. Dling. Okay. Drake has a song called Erake. Okay, do G now, Panda.

What about F? We don't talk about that one. I could do F if Panda doesn't want to do it. Okay, do F. Spotline Fling. No, that makes sense, though. Fling.

I got G. Go though. Fling. I got G. Goat. Drake. Drake has a song called Drake. You know, Drake's real name is called Gregory, but he hides it because he's afraid of it. Shut the fuck up. That is not his name.

It is. I thought his real name was Aubrey. No, it's Aubrey. I thought his real name was Aubrey. No, it's Aubrey. I thought his name was Prince Smith. I'd argue he is the new prince.

That is so disrespectful to Prince. That's like taking his corpse out. Yeah, that's more in line. Drink isn't the new Prince until he gets a symbol and makes that his name. Prince for life, baby. Sorry, go ahead, Panda.

Prince. What? That's like if I called myself King. I'm not a king. That's some bullshit. No, no. Dude, whatever, dude. You listen to a god.

He calls himself the sixth god. That's even more egotistical. Goat. The goat calls himself the sixth god. I'm going to skin Drake alive. Okay, we can agree the sixth God's better than the Rap God, because the Six is, like, a small area. But Rap God...

Rap God's just everywhere. So Drake's not as bad. Hey, Panda. What? Do you still, like, collect your boogers? Oh, yeah. No. I'm gonna make a mountain of them. I'd love to see that. Yeah. No. I'm going to make a mountain of them. I'd love to see that.

Yeah. The booger wall scares the hoes, so I've got to stop doing that. I'm not going to be able to lay pipe in the bed next to the booger wall. Well, you could always do a Discord thing, you know?

Yeah, I could show my Discord kittens the booger wall. And they could rock climb on it oh my god dude oh my god Asher I got the perfect idea for you I'm gonna shrink you down okay I'm gonna do something with you and then after that wait what are you gonna do with me

you can't just leave that part out that's so haunting you can climb my booger wall okay I bet I could send it I could flash it what That's so haunting. You can climb my booger wall. Okay. I bet I could send it. I could flash it. What? VA, I'll flash that booger wall.

Flashing just means you climbed the wall on your first try, Panda. I'll flash that booger wall. That'd be so cool. What's that one stupid Rick and Morty copy that's technically by the same guy, but whatever. Called Rick and Morty the new season. Oh, yeah, dude.

In the new season of Rick and Morty, I'll never guess what happens. Rick and Jerry become the same person. Can I ask you guys a question? Yeah, but you might not like the answer. Sure. Just on the answer. Sure. Just on the topic of copying, have you guys heard of StumbleGuys? I'm stumbling right now.

Because I see ads everywhere for this new game called StumbleGuys. You're making that up. It's just Fall Guys. I'm not. It looks exactly like Fall Guys, and I'm really confused if it's like a sequel or it's kind of shameless it's not even pretending to be anything different

it literally looks the same the courses look the same the textures look the same do you think the devs are feeling like fucking idiots because they probably started working on that when Fall Guys came out and they're like oh this is gonna be big forever and now they're releasing it and no one fucking plays that game anymore like that sounds like the

dumbest shit ever making a fall guys clone why not just play fall guys it's actually its own thing mr beast promoted it and he wouldn't promote a blatant clone oh yeah mr beast would never do that but so i'm on i'm on the steam page for stumble guys right now and uh would you do a game gaming video of stumble guys okay dude it literally looks like the exact same thing like with the hammers and the wrecking balls and the padded like scenery and like everyone starts off and like a little like pink pad and it has the same mini games like the, like the platform falling one and, and like the other one where it's on hexagons and there's a bunch of levels,

stuff like that. I don't know. Can you, can you play as like a Mr. Beast Chandler? Like, is there like a Chandler skin? There's a Mr. Beast Chandler? Is there a Chandler skin? There's a Mr. Beast skin.

Dude, I've been fucking looking at all these Mr. Beast photoshops. The ones where his head's on a kid. There's this new one where he looks like a Hitmonlee. He doesn't have a neck, he's got this big head. And he's drinking out of a Shrek cup. Mr. Beast, he's like Like he doesn't have a neck He's got this big head And he's like drinking out of like a Shrek cup Mr. Beast he's like a shapeshifter I think that he can shapeshift He's like Beast Boy You know Mr. Beast has been starting to piss me off

Normally I'm an avid Mr. Beast supporter But I don't know he's just pissing me off Yeah wait till you have his chocolate That'll change your mind What's uh what's angering you about Mr. panda i don't know i i feel like he's too marveled up now like yeah he's so jack in his videos piss me off yeah yeah that that shit sucks he needs to stop doing that who likes that obviously, like, the stupid children that, like, explode in green screens. Yeah, the stupid fucking kids. But, like,

it's so stupid. Like, what, you're in space now? Did he go to space? No, in his last video, he was like, I did all this in space. Which is obviously... Dude, that sucks. He's gonna do a video in fucking space, and it's gonna be CG.

Yeah! Like, the charm of actually being in space will be That sucks. He's going to do a video in fucking space and it's going to be CG. Yeah. The charm of actually being in space will be taken away. It's going to be just like the first moon landing. Staged. Staged. Speaking of going to space, I heard about this really cool

psychological phenomenon that actually became a thing because pretty much every astronaut or person that goes into space when they look back on the earth like something just shifts in their consciousness and they're like everything just feels like when they come back to earth everything feels a lot more like like i don't know how to explain it um they're just a lot more like at peace with themselves and they they see the bigger picture and they realize that there is a bigger picture and that we're just like really small in reality they're probably just

fucking happy to be home and like shitting on regular toilets yeah damn i hadn't thought of it like that actually they're probably like fuck my life has totally changed i'm never fucking going up there again i had to like shit and then the shit would like fly around the cabin and i have to try to catch it and then put it in the toilet and when i drink water i have to fucking it gets all over the place and i guess yeah It's fucking horrible out there. Have you ever seen those Chris Hetfield videos? Chris Hetfield?

Yeah, you know that guy? Yeah, I do. He's Canada's best. Yeah, I remember he played Space Oddity in space. It was awesome. He was everywhere here when he was in space. It's awesome. He was everywhere here when he was in space. Everyone would talk about him all the time.

How do you poop in space? That's what I'm saying. If you poop, it flies all over, and you have to catch it. That's fucking disgusting. Well, let's see. We're not cave people. We have technology, so let's check. Nope. I am. We have technology. I want to see people have sex in space. Is that weird? Yeah, I's see. We're not cave people. We have technology, so let's check. Nope, I am.

We have technology. I want to see people have sex in space. Is that weird? Yeah, I do too. I want to see Drake have sex in space. So it looks like the bathroom is full of handholds and footholds so they don't drift off. And they pretty much just sit on the toilet

like how you would on earth if you like shit like without that though like if you're like at the other side of the cabin and you like shit like really hard would it like fly across the whole cabin but why would you do that when there's

a toilet on the shit just for fun isn't the reason poop goes down and not all over your butt because of gravity um i guess exactly when you're in space like when you poop it's just gonna stay all over your butt cheeks it's fucking yeah how's it even gonna come out i don't even mika this shitting thing is a real problem but i feel like you have your muscles that are pushing things out. So it's still going outwards. Wait,

wait. So when they shit, does he get through like spat out of the space station? And so like someone like down earth, like a piece of shit lands near them and they're like, Whoa, it's a meteor from an alien planet. I feel like it would burn in the atmosphere

before it even made it. Not Chris Hetfield's shits. Have you seen his shits? Not mine. On this all protein diet. Yeah, I mean, I hadn't really thought of that to be honest. Well, if you guys are liking what you're hearing...

Wait, I actually don't have the timer because I don't know when we started recording. Oh, well, I guess we have to end it. All right, guys, see you later. See ya. Well, if you like what you hear, follow us over to the Patreon section of the podcast, where you get an extended episode, bonus shows, a Discord server, a Minecraft server, uncensored videos. And, yeah, Baba Booey. Bye.

Why aren't you saying Baba Booey? Hey, we're back. Well, no, I'm not going to cut it until you say Baba Booey. They don't deserve it anymore. Yeah, I mean. Why not? Why not? We said in that one episode that we'd bring it back if we got like 20,000 bucks. You guys are being disrespectful to our listeners.

I'm boycotting the listeners. Oh, the poor listeners. Oh, the poor listeners. The poor listeners. They're just going to swipe off this video and just find another one. They're going to find MrBeastEatsChandlerCookie. ChandlerCookieChallenge.

MrBeast versus 100 Chandlers. Can you just for me say Baba Booey? How about this? I'll do it just for you, Mika. Baba Booey. Thank you, Panda.

Baba Booey. You didn't do it for me? You didn't ask. You didn't want to do Baba Booey. Baba Booey.