Sleep Deprived Podcast - Psych! - SDP #101

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

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hi welcome to season two of sleep deprived podcast season two baby it's hard to it's hard to keep it positive right now um it's yeah i think we can we're we're free to just you know be sad this episode it's good to grieve right it's good to grieve, right? It's good to grieve. I mean, I'm not really sad. I mean, now it's my podcast. It's not your podcast. It's my podcast now. What do you mean it's your podcast? Every single comment has said, well, I guess Panda now pretty much is taking control of it. What the?

I didn't agree. We didn't write that down. We didn't agree to that. Did we sign that? Yeah, it says it right here. It says a Panda is now the owner of the podcast. It's now known as the Panda podcast oh no i signed that no i actually i actually signed that one mika you didn't think to talk to me about i'm really sorry he just he gave

it to me he was like here sign this i didn't even think about it you know who reads the fucking terms and conditions i just fucking sign i mean for like ownership over like a podcast i think it'd be kind of important to read oh there's a section where it says we have to chain Mika up during the pod yep I put that there oh no I signed that too I actually signed for you I signed for you Mika because I know your signature why no that's you can't that's you're not allowed to do that that's illegal what's my signature then

it's like an M for little squiggly You're not allowed to do that. That's illegal. What's my signature then? It's like an M with a little squiggly. Did Schlatt actually kill himself? Like, what happened? I mean, you saw the blood, right? I saw the blood, but... That wasn't strawberry juice, man. After that, I passed out because I was mortified. That's right.

Meek and I had to drag you out. Yeah, well, was that a bit? That was a bit, right? Because it looked pretty fucking fucking realistic i don't think that was a bit man i'm a little really wasn't a bit as well because i you know like getting meta with it i don't know if we've released a gaming video since that happened but it's really weird that schlatt is still in the gaming videos and well it's really weird that schlatt may or may not be in the gaming videos still it's also like my presence in that video it was ai you guys have seen how well ai has gone it was crazy like the full animatronic model of your character being

there in person that was wow yeah i thought like the uh controls for it to sit perfectly still without moving were like pretty incredible it was weird though that the only part that was like anatomically perfectly accurate was your asshole like i don't know why you had to fully 3d print your i thought i thought i thought the wiener was like pretty big well yeah i don't know if that was that was maybe a little too a little too big. It was pretty average. Anyways. I mean, average. Not average.

Anyways. I mean, we should just make it clear that. Make what clear, Mika? I mean, that Schlatt is in the gaming videos. I don't know. Is he? I mean, yeah. I saw that man die, Mika. you're trying to tell me he's in the

gaming videos too i don't know maybe you'll have to go watch one to find out i i would never watch one of those are you kidding me i got better than yeah man oh man so the patreon's still up because thank god i gotta pay my bills i mean if we're being 101 honest get it like one 101 yeah 101 if we're being if we're being that honest it's because we're only keeping this podcast going for the money yep the patreon let's just be real with it keep it a buck 50 if the patreon i gotta keep it a buck we would have stopped what if i ended up back on a dare at those apartments but look crossed from the bank of If the Patreon wasn't here, we would have stopped. What if I ended up back on a dare at those apartments? But look, from the bank of a mirror.

Now that Schlatt is dead forever, and he may or may not be in the gaming videos, but he's deceased. On the podcast. On the podcast, but maybe elsewhere. Who knows? I mean, life's wild. We can take control. No more word quotas, okay? We can talk about anime. Right, Mika?

Yeah, we can talk about anime. Chainsaw Man, right? Chainsaw Man. We can talk about, honestly, the world is our oyster. We can talk about rocks and marbles and buttons. We can talk about the sedimentary cycle of rocks and

talk about how volcanoes form. We can talk about the tectonic plates. We can talk about tectonic plate movement. Panda, do you have more than one sentence that you could say about buttons? How do we talk about buttons? What? What are you talking about?

You said rocks? Like fucking buttons and marbles yeah i didn't hear anything about marbles no you said marbles and buttons yeah rocks marbles buttons minerals yeah so do you have anything to say about buttons like can you say anything about it i mean i had a button collection you did it i fucking did what do you mean you did that doesn't make any sense a button collection what do you mean i had it like you know not like a pressing among us type button no i know the buttons on a shirt like on a shirt yeah so did you tear them off of your own clothing no they were just they were just buttons that came in like a pile of buttons you get different different types of buttons. A pile? Is this pressing your buttons?

I feel like that's what's happening here. My buttons are severely pressed. That was a clever one. That was a smart one. No, it's not. It's not clever. I'm hurt. I'm hurt, Mika.

I'm hurt. You got to admit it was a good pun. See, now I feel like the podcast is a three-way split. You guys are ganging up on me. Maybe I need a word quota. Yeah, no, don't do that. Yeah, we're definitely going to lose some viewers. Patreon-ers, you got to stay with us, okay?

Yeah, can we just be real? Why don't we get real for a moment? I hate when you do this. Panda, don't you hate when he does this? I do. I hate when you do this. We hate when you do this. When I do what?'t we get real for a moment oh i hate when you do this panda don't you hate when he does this i do i hate when he does we go we hate when you do this when i do what when you get real you don't you don't like me getting real huh fine get real is this too real for you astros there's something really real the realest thing you've ever said the realest thing i've ever said yep right now um aren't aren't we all just instruments for the universe to play it dude you've said this like five fucking times already i think that is hyperbole i tweeted

it once you said this while we were in bed together and then what no no no we slept on separate beds that's news to me we were at beds, but he said it out loud, and then he was like, should I tweet it? I was like, yeah, and then you tweeted it, and now you're saying it again on the pod. Is that true? Yeah. I'm pretty sure I tweet. You asked me, should you tweet it?

No, there are timestamps. What do you mean? There are timestamps to our bedside conversations. You know what's great is like, you know, now that, you know, now that Schlatt is gone, RIP in the podcast. Rest in peace. Maybe elsewhere. And now that we're, I mean, we can announce this, right?

Like by the time this comes out, people will know we're doing two gaming videos a week. I don't know. Maybe. Can we say that here? Sure. Maybe it's like, why not, right? People on the podcast get a little special wink wink. They get a little special insidery. A little secret sauce.

A little handy. A little secret sauce, yeah. So, Moist is going to be working on those two videos. So, yours truly is going to be you know... Compensated. What?

We're taking our money away, Mika. Mika's editing our podcast, and so if you notice... And he's getting paid for it. If you notice that there's much less swearing and much less potty mouth, it's because he took it out. It's not our fault. Listen, I'm not going to alter the spirit of sleep deprived. Let me say poop. Can I say poop?

You can say poop, man. Can you say cum? Can we say cum? I mean, like, sure. Come on. You better keep that in. No pun intended. Cum.

Okay, anyways, I don't even know where I was going with this. The point is that that tweet I made was on the 14th of march at which point i was not even in and we were not even in texas you then you asked me about it in a voice chat or something like you definitely asked me about it maybe i asked you about it in a voice chat yeah but do you guys want to talk about the rest of like the texas trip or do you not want to talk about that yeah i want to talk about something that you did in particular is that okay uh it depends i mean it depends so there was that like that one time right where you you got up in the middle of the night and you stood in a t-pose position and you went wait what did you just do? You did that.

I don't know what you did. Mika, are you a Redditor? Am I a Redditor? Asking the hard-hitting questions. This is what we need. This is what we couldn't do on the podcast before. And now we get to be real. Are you a Redditor? When you started talking like that,

you were running off H3H3. Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! No you! Fuck you! Um, no, I'm not. I can't see. Vape Nation. Vape Nation.

Can we get a Vape Nation in the chat? Hashtag VM. Get a Vape Nation for Schlatt's death. Dude. I think i was taught i was taught what if what if a gamer died right a gamer died and you're at his grave and instead of pouring alcohol you pour g fuel but not even like the drink but the powder like you're talking about when people are like pour one out for jeffrey or something. Yeah. But this guy's a gamer, and you just sprinkle G Fuel on him. A gamer funeral that only takes place in a public Discord VC.

Like, no one can meet up in person. They hold a Discord event. No, the thing is, like, in funerals, they rain all the time. So if you sprinkle G Fuel, then the rain and the G Fuel mix into the ground. And then go into the dead person. What the fuck are you saying? you will mix into the ground and then go into the bed i think um i think what what should happen is you should like everyone should have like you know okay so normal people at a funeral they're so gamers aren't normal is that what you're saying mika wow that's exactly what i'm saying

2023 mika be inclusive, anyways, normal people wear like a suit and tie, right? Or like, I don't know, they'll bring roses. Oh, so gamers can't wear a suit and tie, Mika? Absolutely not. I know many gamers that wear suits and ties and they're fancy. I wear them and I'm a gamer. Okay.

Cool. Thanks. So, what I'm saying is normal people will go bring roses and put them on the cob so gamers can be botanists huh they can't grow flowers for fun is that what you're saying that's only for you huh that's only for you only you can grow flowers you're a fucking fuck you man i'm a gamer what are you saying i'm i'm a member of the republic of gamers oh you're a member of the republican lives yeah no i'm a member of the republic of gamers oh you're a member of the republican lives yeah no I'm a member of the republic of gamers I'm hearing republican lives

panda is he saying republican so based me anyways I think they should have like a special key that is like it's like a keyboard but it's only one key and it's just the f key and then there should be like a ceremony where it's like they're lowering the um the coffin into the ground and then instead of like a sad trumpet playing it's just everyone pressing the f key and you can hear it because you need to stop you need to stop this is if i saw that if i saw a grave of like an f i'd get a hammer and i'd smash the tombstone oh my god instead of r.i.p disrespectful instead of r.i.p it just says f if you saw if you saw a giant f tombstone in front of like a gamer's like deathbed you wouldn't want to get a giant hammer and slam it no i'd I'd want to press the F key. What do you mean? So your burials be like...

F. That's just... That's sad. It's actually sad. How did we get on this topic? I want to be buried in VR. How many gamers have died in Discord? I'm going to add another one to the list tonight.

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Always use the right tools for the job with Manscaped. Wow. Man, that felt good. That's like an entire schlatt out of Sleep Deprived. Anyways, do you guys want to talk about the rest of the trip and what we got up to in Austin? Yeah, yeah. I mean, we had a race. Remember that?

Yeah, yeah. We did have a race. We went to a go-kart track where they had these really quick electric go-karts. Yep. And Panda, why don't you tell them what happened? So I was in a Hummer and I crashed into the building no no no i ran over a bunch of innocent pedestrians that did not have 19 people i crashed into mika that's not what happened either okay ask her why don't you know now now mika's jaw is severely fucked up look i

don't think we should be mean to panda but but we were going around the racetrack, and Panda may or may not have crashed his vehicle. We'll call it a Hummer because that makes him feel better, into the side of the track. Quite loudly. I mean, was it loud? I didn't hear it. I heard it.

So what did we do after Panda crashed into the racetrack and also i came in second in the race and i knew all okay but you like literally cheated um i literally did you're literally throwing things at me there's no way for me to literally threw like your wallet at me yeah i remember i remember you threw a banana peel and you were like this reminds me of mario kart and then I passed you and I was like, dude. You know, both of you started it with the red shell and... Look, if you get three red shells, you just got to throw them out. I mean, it's just free dopamine. Wait, guys, which one's better?

One red shell or three green shells that spin around you? Three green shells. Because the green shells can block incoming attacks. So you can kind of use them as a defensive weapon. You can also just run into people with them i think the red shell is good because you're such a contrarian man no i because you can also defend with it right you just have to you know keep it behind you my favorite power-up is the brand new weed whacker0. Okay. What else did we do in Austin? There was one time where we took that Uber to the zoo.

Remember that? Yeah. Yeah. I really felt uncomfortable when Schlatt jumped into the monkey pen and started acting among them. It was almost as if he had been there before. You know what I mean? Yeah. He was picking bugs out of the other gorilla's hair.

What was that about? Yeah. I don't know. He made a lot of interesting comments, God rest his soul, on the podcast about just like he wanted to. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Yeah. He said a lot about, I don't know,

just wanting to experience what life was like. Because he had that whole thing with monkey statues, so he was like, I just want to figure out what it's like. And then he went on an egregious Greta Thunberg rant, just saying how he hates her and that she's

short. Like, oh my god, I didn't expect him to go on like that. That was weird. I actually don't remember that he was like fuck climate change i just want to be a monkey and then he got in the pen and you just go and went like and then his train came over and started pumping mad coal into the air and he was like this is what we need more of and then he got on top and he ripped his shirt off and he went remember that yeah i i think i was probably like uh in the bathroom for the whole time that was happening oh shit did we talk about that penis i saw on the wall that's right are you talking about the forgot about that what mika what fish is called a penis

on what the hell is wrong with you are you sorry are you kidding me i'm sorry i was thinking of the i was thinking of the troll face that the troll face fish we talked about it on the wall. What the hell is wrong with you, Nico? Are you kidding me? I'm sorry. I was thinking of the troll face. The troll face fish. We talked about it on the last one, dude. Yeah, sorry. What the hell? This was just a penis engraved on the wall and it had white shit coming out, but I'm not really sure what the white shit was because it was like 3D. I don't know if it was like

clay or if it was toilet paper. I think it was toilet paper someone had engraved a dick into the side of the stall in the bathroom you know where you sit down and do the poo and uh they had stuck little pieces of toilet paper thank you for clarifying you can also you can also pee in the toilet if you want to you could also vomit into it but most people just poop into it anyway they put toilet paper right they put toilet paper onto the wall sort of like to the right of where people shit out of their ass into the toilet thank you and they stuck they stuck like four of

them there and it was really gross looked like little little spermies okay do you guys pee sitting down what else else did we do on the Austin trip? Do you guys pee sitting down? Can you keep my spermies coming? What else? Can we just talk about what else we did? Do you guys pee sitting down? Can you keep my spermies coming?

Oh, okay. Something cool that we did was we got- Spermies? No. I don't feel sitting down, Panda. Can I talk about Olive Garden? We went to Olive Garden in Austin. In Times Square.

Yeah, well, because we went to Olive Garden in Times Square, and we just felt really bad after what you know the whole thing that happened with schlatt right um rip on the podcast yeah this happened after he shot himself just for record yeah yeah and um i don't know we just like we were like what can we do to like you know cheer ourselves up and just remember him so we went to olive garden in austin because that was the only thing around to do yeah um we had to walk like you ever you ever play frogger and it's just you know the frog has to like jump across the road without getting you were jay walking mika you're admitting to us taking a crime. Yeah, be careful about that.

You gotta wait like seven years so they can't arrest us for it. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, true. No, but okay, so hypothetically, we had to like play Frogger on like busy roads. In real life.

Hypothetical. What's that one game? That mobile game? Crossy Road. It was like Crossy Road out there. Literally like I'd never seen worse public infrastructure than in texas like no joke yeah they didn't even have fucking sidewalks like it wasn't like you couldn't there were literally dirt paths like it was a minecraft base like you could

not fucking get anywhere we took this fucking route on google maps this is what google maps gave to us it had us walking like diagonally through random parking lots to get to the fucking olive garden because they didn't have sidewalks or crosswalks or roads it was just like a barren wasteland i don't know how anyone could fucking live there i guess you have to have a car if it breaks down you just fucking die on the side of the road because you can't get anywhere yeah there was this one funny part where we crossed the street onto like a sidewalk that literally had like three tiles and the tiles transitioned into grass. Yeah.

And that was it. That was the only sidewalk we saw. It's like they started making the sidewalk and they ran out of materials and they just went home. They're like, it's okay. they can take their off-road vehicle on here like whatever that must be like a requirement for the city like like oh as long as you have like three tiles of sidewalk it it counts as a public space and your building is good to go like they probably just cheesed it it's actually fun yeah yeah it what what's really

funny about texas is it it's like more of a viable option to just like walk between parking lots yeah than it is to walk on the side of the road we literally did that we walked through like seven parking lots and then the worst part is all of that was just for fucking olive garden which was fine i mean it's fine it's olive garden i i had leftover chicken alfredo and that shit was okay yeah it's just okay like that it just does the job oh yeah that's what you could say so at the hotel i when i was eating it because i ate it in the morning because i'm a freak gen z-er and i don't live to food norms i eat i eat dinner foods for breakfast and i eat breakfast foods for

night so base i'll give a fuck but uh i had no utensils so i ended up oh yeah dude i was actually gonna tell i did the exact same fucking thing i wait so with the fucking pasta yeah yeah i waited until mika left in the morning because i didn't want him to see me do it and i took the pasta and i ate it with my fucking hands. I'm not even joking. It was like slipping out. It was like falling on the floor. I literally couldn't grip the pasta. You didn't have to be

embarrassed to do that. I couldn't do it in front of me. You were like, I'm going to go get breakfast. I was like, okay. I think that's 100% understandable. If I saw you doing that, I'd be like, yeah, there's no other way you could do it. The second he closed the door, I pulled that shit out and I was eating that caveman style. Is that why you told me to go ahead

without you? Yeah. Well, thanks for coming clean now. It's amazing because we had the most introspective, deep, amazing talks. But you can't show us eating your pasta with your hands. It's true. We did have a lot of like very deep conversations when we were just hanging out all three of us in the hotel

um because schlack couldn't be there unfortunately because he died he shot himself with a gun right yeah right in front of us and i'm traumatized you know that a toilet is used to poop inside of and then press the flush yeah thank you now we're exploiting his death for our trauma no he would have liked that he would have he would have liked that he would have been like i like their business model um yeah uh yeah it's it's just funny oh can we talk about also how there was we found a cockroach in the bathroom oh yeah what yeah yeah that was on the literally the last day i'm really glad it happened on the last morning what the because like if that would have happened early on i would have been like we should get a different hotel yeah but luckily it was like literally last second but yeah we saw a cockroach the worst part is it

like crawled under the carpet like it found a little hole and went on so it's like wiggling under the carpet really disgusting so yeah is it like the cockroach from wally that follows wally around no it was not a nice guy that guy was was out for blood. Was it a fat one? Was it a big juicy cockroach? Oh, it was juicy. You know what else is juicy? What? The Patreon section of the podcast

that we're now going to go to. Oh, wait, hold on. No, no. Why? We haven't been recording long enough. We've been recording for 30 minutes. We've got to get like 5 more minutes at least. No, it's been 29 minutes and 16 seconds

officially at the time now. We always stop right there. Mika is holding us fucking accountable. You're going to kill us next. I didn't do anything. Mika, you did kill him. I remember saying, did you do this, Mika? Who bought that gun? I said you killed the cash flow

and then Schlatt started laughing from the dead. Yeah, he is dead, by the the way for real yeah that was just like a muscle spasm like when you when like you pour salt on a dead frog leg it starts moving um yeah we'll see the thing is like i i wasn't expecting him to pull out like a real gun uh-huh but you bought that it was like you had your initials on it no i did not that this is a lie i did not expect that that like i i thought we were gonna be wearing vests right and i thought the whole bit was gonna be that we were gonna be wearing vests and he did that and i did not see that coming and i was like genuinely shocked for a moment there it was like why did we spend

so much money on the vest like you were wearing yours too right i was yeah under my shirt yeah sam i don't understand why schlitz just didn't shoot all of us instead of himself he would probably would have he loves us well he loved us he's dead on the podcast well stranger things have happened yeah i mean i mean we did establish like canonically it was a little rushed right like the writers didn't have very much time to be established he's a vampire so at least we got that literally we fucking lied to him that was an entire fucking lie just a big fucking lie we just lied to him it did feel kind of good though didn't it there was no vampire bit but it kind of good though didn't it there was no vampire bit but it kind of felt good right like it was kind of man like it was funny oh yeah he

believed it he believed like the fool like the dead fool he is guys what if schlatt actually died like this would age terribly yeah that's why you know you know you got to be careful of what you say and put out there flat died i mean so like when you go to the bathroom do you sit down and then poop out of your butt okay we're gonna go to the patreon section of the podcast now join us there five dollars a month we're keeping this train going, baby. It gets even better. If you see the Patreon total go down, like the money, then we're going to stop it. Keep it up.

And we're going to talk more about our cute little trip. I'm going to talk about what Mika did in bed. Wink, wink. Whoa. Join us there. Bye. Baba Booey. We slept in separate beds and also I just wanted to say

thank you everyone who is deciding to stick with us for season 2 really appreciate it really hope you enjoy genuinely just to say something real quick genuine

I'm going to get really real with it I really enjoy doing this podcast and i never had any intention of stopping it i just want to do this as long as it's fun we really appreciate that you guys support it and also when you poop it comes out of your butt and it falls into the water and then you press the flush button baba booey have you guys ever had the poop water splashing your butt okay baba booey i say baba booey fuck her you're keeping us hostage say it no I also

can I get real with people for a moment here man you have 30 seconds I'm looking at the watch okay I want to express gratitude and appreciation for everyone like Astro I never had any intention to stop.

You're copying me. Anyways, thank you everyone so much for supporting us up until now. And if you decide to stick with us, thanks for doing it and we hope we can have lots of goofs and gaps with you in the future. Listen here viewers,

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