Sleep Deprived Podcast - Returning to our roots. - SDP #98

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

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Hey everybody! Oh my god. Are you serious, man? Oh my god. Are you serious, man? I am so glad this podcast is ending in two episodes. You are actually choking right now, Panda. Hey everybody.

Hey everybody. Hey everybody. Hey everybody. Hey everybody. Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. Episode. Yeah. Episode.

Epic hack. Epic hack. Episode. Episode. 98. 98. Episode 98. The episode.

We're officially in the episode era of sleep the pride podcast we got three more of these things and then we uh we actually enact that suicide pact right oh yeah that's right yeah we've been talking about it uh we mentioned it last up two episodes ago i believe we've been talking about it more you know off off screen off air i guess you could say and uh i think we all kind of decided that yeah after episode 100 we're gonna there's just nothing to really love for us so it is what it is you guys have noticed that we've been struggling since probably like episode seven yeah like to come up with podcast topics maybe three yeah when you joined yeah when i joined i think it all went downhill yeah me and mika were doing that i improved it i think that's what it got worse you did improve it slightly for like an episode but then it was really just

i think the podcast was at its prime when me and mika were running things yeah episode one before you guys extended it to episode one was a lot prime when me and Mika were running things yeah episode 1 before you guys extended it too episode 1 was a lot better when it was short and sweet episode 1 was short and sweet what if we started doing 6 what if you did 6 minute episodes again yeah can we end in 3 minutes honestly I'm down

that would be such a dick thing to do but I'm so down that would be such an epic episode we'll do three minutes for the youtube three minutes for the patreon so you know they still get 50 50 that's such a scam i love it i love it all right we got two and a half more minutes to fill anybody got anything yeah i'm done yeah i reached my quota um I've got something. Okay. Yeah, so I recently learned that sweating apparently causes your brain

to grow in size by 30%. What? You're just making that up. My audio died. What do you mean your audio died? Well, you're back now. Press record. No, no, no. The entire thing just disappeared. What do you mean? audio died? Well, you're back now. Press record. No, no, no.

Like the entire thing just disappeared. What do you mean? We could hear you. Hit control Z. I have been. I've been hitting control Z. I'm like, okay, when's it going to come back? It hasn't come back.

What the fuck? Man. Yeah, we got two minutes left or maybe even one and a half at this point. So, I mean, how are we feeling? Pretty good. I mean, we can just roll through all the bits. Yeah. Astro, like, I don't know why you said that I was making that up when we had agreed before the podcast that we were going to spread misinformation, like false medical information.

Well, I was just playing it up, like, as a satirical bit, because if I would have said, like, oh, you're so right, that wouldn't have been as funny, so. Okay, I got you. Breaking the fourth wall a little bit here, Mika. We only got a minute left, alright? Wait, wait, guys. What if we only make it a minute for the YouTube side of things and just do the 30 minutes for the Patreon?

Oh, dude. Let's do that, actually. And now if you want a full week of content, you'll have to subscribe to the Patreon. Okay, I'm down. We got 40 seconds. I love that. I love i love that oh this is so funny wait we might end it i hate this everyone's gonna hate this so much until they go to the

patreon segment it's always funnier than the patreon segment anyways it is it's always anyways guys just head over there patreon. sleep deprived. It's such a better podcast anyways. We're just skipping to the good part, really. I'm excited about this. It's so funny because we're about to go to episode 100, so people are probably like, oh, they're going to do something special leading up to it. They're going to do things special for episode 100. Nope.

We're actually making the episode shorter from now on. And now we're committing suicide. You hit all of us at once. I can't wait for that, actually. How do we want to kill all of ourselves? Do we want to jump in a hole and blow it up? How do we want to go about this? Yeah, that is a good idea. I mean, we could blow ourselves up.

Wait, wait, wait. Astro, what if we all hanged ourselves right next to each other and we're like Weezer? What? We put a green screen behind us, make it blue. Yeah. Or we're like Weezer. What? We put a green screen behind us and make it blue. Yeah. Or we're facing the blue sky. Okay. That's good. I've got an even better idea. Alright. But you'll have to

hear it in the Patreon. That's true. Wow. Are we really doing this? I don't know. Are we? Yeah, we're doing this. Baba Booey. really doing this i don't know are we yeah we're doing this we're just fucking with you we're just fucking with you we would never end the podcast and then not record for a week and then no no and then actually record because we felt bad because yeah we're actually guys hated the last video we put out fucking assholes yeah yeah can we talk

about that no it was bad it was bad i think it was a bad video no it rugs if the edgy jokes were allowed i'm just saying it would have gotten a million views i'm just saying oh come on guys can't just be silent. There weren't even really that many edgy jokes. Oh. I could have put some in post. Yeah, it was more edgy and less jokes. It wasn't much substance.

But we knew Comedy Night would be a mixed bag. And so it's so great. Today, guys, we recorded your favorite game minecraft that's right yeah you guys love minecraft when we play it honestly dude i haven't played hypixel like ever um somehow i have the youtuber rank but um that zombie game was really good it was actually pretty fun fucking zombie game mode is like this seriously the most fun i've had a minecraft in a while see i knew you would like it i mean i knew you would like it you know i knew you said it and then it it materialized for a brief moment i felt like a

kid again yeah and then i realized i'm an adult and have to do my taxes. Yeah, I kind of enjoyed it. I'm not going to lie. But probably after five minutes, my eyes started bleeding a little. Bleeding? Why? Bleeding, yeah. You're such a millennial, dude. You're such a millennial.

I'm not a millennial. And Schlatt, they started bleeding because it was just a little hard to look at. Hard to look at you guys carrying so well because I was so impressed with you. Round of applause. Huh? Yeah. All right.

Okay. We did get some dubs. We got some dubs out there. Okay. Okay. Guys, before we all kill ourselves in the suicide pact, what would you like to get out into the open? What would you like to say to the world

before we reach episode 100? Because this is 98, which means there's only two more after this. Yeah, I think Kirk abandoned and killed himself. Really? No, I think he shot himself in the head, for sure. Wait, I can say anything? Yeah.

Yeah, anything you want. Anything. Wait. Well... Wait, anything? Maybe. I mean, I guess you'll be dead. Michael Jackson makes fire music and I will always

stand behind that. I love Michael Jackson. You just said the least controversial thing I think I've ever heard you say. Yeah, like his music is good. I think that's pretty accepted. Fuck, man. I think I've ever heard you say. Yeah, like his music is good. I think that's pretty accepted. Fuck, man. I think not a single person

hears Michael Jackson come on and is like, this is the worst music of all time. Pretty good singer. He is a good singer. He was a good showman. Yeah, great dancer. Yeah, well, that's all I got. That's your hottest take?

No. Best musician ever is good wait wait you said best musician ever now we're getting somewhere you think michael jackson is the best ever no i think i think he's the best musical performer ever though i think michael is that wrong to say i mean like i don't know i i wouldn't really like venture into the territory. Listen, I know people are, like, super passionate. Look, he sucks. But, like, from just a logical point of view, like, he's always a great performer. First place? I don't know if he's, like, the greatest performer. No, no, no.

You're talking about, like, what? No, no, no. You're talking about Freddie Mercury. Oh, okay. Seth MacFarlane What? What? Oh, okay, Seth MacFarlane has a great singing voice But performer? Like, Michael Jackson would get up there and do some of the crazy shit What do you mean performer?

Like, dancer Farland is the most, has provided way more entertainment In the form of Family Guy and American Dance Facts Okay, live performer The best live musical performer ever The Black Eyed Peas Super Bowl show. Wait, but the Michael Jackson Super Bowl show where he comes up slowly on top of the stadium.

Michael Jackson never did the Super Bowl. Yeah, he did. He did something similar. He did the football bowl. I think he did, unless that video was fake when I watched it when I was 12. He fucking goes to the top of the stadium. They like, they launch him into the air. Really?

They launch him in the air? Yeah, he gets shot out of a cannon. Crucify him and Daft Punk comes on and finishes it? Has Daft Punk done the Super Bowl? No. They need, that's what they should do. I feel like everyone likes Daft Punk.

Yeah. They're just good. Everyone likes... Who dislikes Daft Punk? There's some contrarian piece of shit. No! There's better French house out there. Actually, Justice is a better French house band.

I do think if you want to rate your music, you would find some people saying that. But still, they gotta be like, who's the least hated person online? Who would you say? You, probably. No, seriously, though.

Ever? Markiplier, I think, is pretty loved, right? Maybe... Blippi? ever on a markiplier i think is pretty pretty loved right maybe um blippy blippy okay let's think about this who is the most universally loved person online what the fuck is blippy yeah you made you made some shit up right there my guy what the fuck is blippy dude you can't just get away with this what who's blippy look him up is this your oc no okay this is bluey from the cartoon no can we actually talk about how bluey is actually a goated cartoon for kids like for kids and all the furries like it mika why do you know what this is this is like a This is like a kid's channel on YouTube?

Who the fuck is Blippi? Blippi Toys? Is this what you're talking about? Blippi Toy? Blippi. What the fuck? All right, I bet you there's some negative comments on this. Yeah.

Uh-huh. You're all about that. Because they're turned off. Because they're turned off. That's why. You're all about that Blippi. I got that Blippi. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What about like maybe FaZe Jev? Everyone loves FaZe Jev, right? He's not hated because no one knows who that is. What are you talking about, dude? He's been a fucking OG for a decade. I think FaZe Jev is.

Dude's got two billion views on YouTube. My God. I think the least hated person on the internet is Barbara Sanchez, 72, living in Death Valley, California. Wait, Rick Sanchez? Rick Sanchez is hated by a lot of people. No, I'm talking about Barbara Sanchez, 72, living in Death Valley, California. You've never heard of her. She's a sweet old lady. But we said most loved right yeah oh so there's

no hate there but there's also no love because no one knows who john cena what about john cena but he did the the fucking did he do a thing he tried to hate him after that stunt oh dude that's why he made that video he was trying to to make reparations with the Chinese people. Yeah. Because he said, hello, China and Taiwan. Go see Fast and Furious. And then they were like, nuh-uh. Yeah, so he's pretty hated.

Yeah. Oh, Guillermo del Toro. Everyone loves him. Who is that? He's been irrelevant for years, probably. Oh, my God. No, he just directed Pinocchio. What? The stop motion movie the good one

ain't nobody watching that dude everyone watched that it was i would never drive somewhere to see a stop motion animation of pinocchio dude it is actually good it is like the best version of pinocchio straight up honestly like i watch anime and shit, so I'm a loser. But I can't imagine as an adult going to go see Pinocchio. I think you're being kind of a hater right now, man. He even put his name in the title. He didn't call it Pinocchio. He called it Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio.

Well, at this point, you know that he's got some clout. He's allowed to do that, isn't he? I guess. Let the man have his clout. We got to find someone that's loved amongst everyone. Oh, the guy with the afro, and he does art. Bob Ross. Bob Ross.

Totally. Yeah, I see it. That's fair. That is really fair. I think we should just call it there, actually. I don't know who else. That's kind of hard to beat. I don't know.

I feel like you can find someone that is loved more. I feel like. Maybe The Weeknd. You know The Weeknd? I feel like people would dislike The Weeknd. I don't think so. Everyone loves The Weeknd. No, especially with that whole thing about the show lately that he was in.

What? Yeah. You guys didn't in. What? Yeah. You guys didn't hear about this? No. No. Yeah, so he's going to be in the show where he plays like a cult leader. And apparently he wanted to make changes to the script because he didn't like that. I don't know if this is misinformation.

I'm actually not going to say this because I'm not confident in it. But yeah, I think... You're just making shit up. You're smearing him right now. No, okay, hold on. Let me... I'm actually going to verify this because I don't want to... Wait, we could...

Is it because he's so weak he had to end the show? No, that's not it. Oh, wait, I just remembered. Bob Ross ran over 19 school children oh yeah that is true that is true so he's really hated and dead mouse can't be on that list either no yeah ran over five children that's right with the perari that's a lot of dead mice. Maybe Mr. Rogers? Yeah. Do you know if Mr. Rogers could be up there?

That's pretty good. Or Big Bird, you know? True. Big Bird's up to something. I don't trust him. I don't trust Big Bird, man. I think Barney would be better. No.

I was going to say, Barney's definitely. I've never trusted that long-naked fuck. I don't have a good association of Barney, to be honest. Yeah, I would gonna Barney Barney's definitely I've never trusted that long naked fuck I don't have a good association of Barney to be honest yeah I would kill Barney yeah all he does is

kinda just like walk around like hey everybody and then he whips out his penis and yeah no what about

Keanu Reeves I feel like he's kinda hated yeah by like contrarians I don't think he's hated. That's a pretty loved person. I feel like on the Reddit side of things,

the people that hate... Because everyone loves him, so people will just hate him just because he's loved. Well, I think with Keanu Reeves, he was in The Matrix, he got really big, and then there was this perception that he was this bad actor. But then he took that and ran with it, and he's so wholesome. Now he in the films just doing like action shit like i think

people he's pretty high up he's killed so many people in the movies what about what about the rock do people hate the rock yes who hates the rock he's the rock what do you do me just just use paper him and vin diesel have a contract in the fast and furious movie where they can take an equal amount of beating what that's awesome no more and no less like no one can actually win in their fight scenes that's really yeah so as to portray one or the other as weaker wow that's kind of sad yeah yeah they both sound a little insecure reddit is saying dolly parton but yeah i would agree with that dolly parton is pretty i don't know who that is i'm not i'm not gonna lie i have no fucking clue who dolly parton yeah come on man

jolene yeah she did a she did a new year's Eve show A couple months ago And she looked like a fucking corpse up there She's old man Selena Gomez Selena Gomez Who hates Selena Gomez Wizards of Waverly Place That was an annoying show

What about Playboy Cardi I didn't really like a whole lot of red. A whole lot of mid, in my opinion. A whole lot of mid. Hey, hey, hey. Mr. Bean. Dude, Mr. Bean.

He's never said anything. He's British, though. Oh, shit. Yeah, but doesn't he play a French person? Oh, yeah. That's worse. That's even worse, man. Yeah, that's worse.

That's worse. Maybe everybody sucks. There's got to be someone, dude. There's definitely. That's even worse, man. Yeah, that's worse. That's worse. Maybe everybody sucks. There's got to be someone, dude. There's definitely like one. What about Walter White? What about the guy behind Walter White? Bryan Cranston? Yeah, Bryan Cranston.

He's pretty loved. He's pretty loved. I was going to suggest Tom Hanks. No, Tom Hanks is awful. Really? What did he do? Epstein Island list, man. Oh.

Damn. You know, I feel like the most beloved rapper i thought about this it has to be kendrick lamar like everyone likes him yeah that's true i think kendrick lamar is very beloved but i think maybe tupac oh yeah nobody hates tupac there yeah i i did i dare you to find someone i think the person who shot him did yeah that's true yeah so he's got at least one hater hello you know the most beloved person is ice spice ice spice is pretty beloved right now i don't know where did she come from where did she go she spawned from the industry plant yeah really no i don't know she's got that new song that boy's a liar you know that one i think i've ever heard a single song from her you know what schlatt i think you're i think you're a munch i think that's what you are what does that mean i'm a

munch you're a munch yeah you're a nice man i think i'm not gonna let you call'm a munch. You're a munch? Yeah, you're a munch. That's a nice name. I think. I'm not going to let you call me a munch and me not know what munch means. You're a muncher. Like a munchkin? Like a Dunkin' Donuts munchkin? Like a donut hole? Like a munchkin? Yeah. Is that what she means?

You're like a little donut. That boy's a munch? That boy's a muncher. I don't know what she means by that. That boy's a munchkin? That boy's a donut. What the hell does that mean? A donut?

I thought Pink Pantheress does that part. So couldn't you argue Pink Pantheress is more beloved than Ice Spice? Yeah, dude. I listened to her album. Yeah, I listened to her mixtape the other day. It was really good. Pink Pantheress, yeah, is awesome. Oh, wait.

She's British, too. Oh, fuck! We're never gonna escape. Drake! Drake, come on, guys. Drake is hated. OVO's finest. Most hated. Most hated.

Praise the sixth god. Ah! Ice Spice's name is Isis. Yeah. Doesn't she know that there's a terrorist group? There's a couple people that hate isis yeah yeah yeah i would argue that isis is not good here we go urban dictionary says a munch is a eater or a Super simp.

Oh, a munch is someone whose only use is eating pussy without getting anything in return. Yeah, you're a munch. All right, Elon Musk is the most beloved person alive. Everyone loves him. Okay, come on. Come on. Half a decade ago, you'd be half a decade ago he was I was a huge fan of Mr. Musk when I made that video

I was like dude this dude he's a beast now he's just a munch here there's probably someone that's like kind of famous but not really they're just known for that one thing and that one thing only like it could have been the 21 guy right like there's got to be something like that you know oh what about um the guy who played the the prince or whatever not the prince the guy who

played the guy in the princess bride what what does that mean i don't know have you guys ever seen the princess bride no you haven't seen that classic what's the princess bride it's like one of the greatest movies ever why what happens well it's a classic yeah what happens in it well there's a princess and you've never seen this movie no i have seen the movie is there a bride um that would be a spoiler dude it's in the title dude what's his name the guy who plays um wesley what's what what is this what are you nobody i'm like i'm talking about the princess bride how could you have like not the princess nobody has seen this mika but no that's that's the princess bride you're talking about a film from 1987 yeah why because it's it's good it's the guts and the guy it's the age of anybody listening to this

yeah but panda said we were looking for a guy a guy who did what like who's a guy who's universally like the guy from princess bride yeah you don't think that i can't even pronounce his name i'm looking at him imdb carrie el Elwes. Ellen DeGeneres. Most beloved person. No, not Ellen DeGeneres. Yes, I love Ellen. Not Ellen DeGeneres. Would you go on Ellen if you were invited?

Would you go? Yeah. Oh, Snoop Dogg. Who actually hates Snoop Dogg? No one. That's actually a good point. I loved Snoop Dogg ever since I booted up Need for Speed Underground 2 for the first time. Heard that The Doors remix by Fred Rick with Snoop Dogg featuring on it.

My God. Snoop. Coaston Testarostin. My God. Who thought of that? What about, does anyone hate Jackie Chan? A lot of people. Why? A lot of people. Why?

A lot of people don't like Jackie Chan. Why not? I forgot why. You're just making shit up. I'm not making things up. His kids probably don't like him. I know that a lot of people. I'm sure there's people that hate Jackie Chan because of that.

A lot of people don't like Jackie Chan. Can you imagine his kids getting karate chopped all day long him just beating on i don't know oh okay no i have no there's no reason to believe karate on his kids i'm sorry uh jackie chan is like extremely unpopular in hong kong why because he expressed support for China during the whole Hong Kong China thing. I'm glad that's over. Shout out Jackie Chan. Even if he karate chops his children

all day long. It sounded like it's... Mika, by the way you said that, it sounded like the conflict was over oh sorry no it's not over yeah oh and it's not i listen i don't i don't know where my head is at i don't know anything you should just not ask me for anything all i know yeah you're a munch dude and so is jackie chen he's a fucking munch a super simp. He probably ran over 19 kids in a school bus.

I'm on a list. It shows Will Smith as number three. The slap. The slap definitely. The slap made me gain respect for him. That was awesome. I'm still pro slap. I'll always be pro slap.

Yeah, pro slap all day. Mika, oh, you thought I was feeling you? Go on. No. No, pro slap all day. Mika, oh, you thought I was feeling you? Go on. No, go on, Shalette. What? Finish the rest of the bar. What's the bar? Oh, you know what? You were just reading half of it.

No, that's the only line I know from the song. Really? What's the rest of the song? Well, I thought you'd know since that's only half of one line. What? You know, because that's only half the line of the verse. Yeah, well, how does it go? I'm telling you I don't know it.

Well, I was just assuming you would know it. So, do you know it? Well, I might know it, but I can't remember it off the top of my head. Oh, okay. Well, if it comes to you, let me know. I just looked up the lyrics for The Boys a Munch, and the top thing that came up was Nancy Pelosi a munch. She is a munch.

So true. She is a munch. Oh, George Peterson. Who's that? Did I just make upunch. Oh. George Peterson. Who's that? Did I just make up a new person? Jordan Peterson. George Off-brand Peterson. Wait, Jordan Peterson was on that list of

most loved people? No, I saw someone called James Patterson and my mind was like... Oh, oh, oh. Robert Pattinson. Oh, you got it. Robert Pattinson. Oh, you got it. Robert Pattinson. I loved his work in Tenet.

Yeah. Oh, what about Rihanna? I still haven't seen that one, but Rihanna, yeah. She's pretty cool. Awful halftime show. It was kind of boring. I'm just going to say it. It was so boring.

They should have put our band up there with all the- True. She should have given birth on the performance. What the hell, man? That would have been crazy. That would have made history. That would have made history. It just...

I don't know. It didn't hold up to last year's. Yeah, last year... Was last year the Dr. Dre one? Yeah. That one is actually maybe the best Super Bowl halftime show of all time. Well, the weekend one was good, too, but... Oh, yeah.

I remember that. What do you guys think of Super Bowl halftime show of all time. The weekend one was good too. Oh yeah, I remember that. What do you guys think of Super Bowl ads? Do you think that's just a ploy to make you watch? Those were also weak this year. Yeah, they were weak. I feel like they've always been weak for many, many, many years now. The only memorable Super Bowl commercial is the one from GoDaddy

where that nerd kisses that hot girl for like 30 seconds straight. What? Yeah. It gave me some hope. What about the Breaking Bad one? With the chips? Oh, with the pop chips? Well, here's the thing. You can't...

They just... It wasn't a Super Bowl commercial. They just made a commercial. It's everywhere. i was seeing that commercial a month before the fucking super bowl that's not a super bowl commercial i'm sorry that's true it's just a commercial you paid a lot of money for and also showed on the super bowl it's lame dude imagine if they imagine if they showed that go daddy commercial everywhere before the super bowl no it was supposed to be a shock that to be tv

commercial too imagine if they showed that dude oh man i remember there's this one ad of a celebrity and it was like with his mom i fucking hated that one do you guys know what i'm talking about it was like an ad where it was like i don't know if it was like t-mobile or some shit it was like with his mom and he was like we got the celebrity's mom to talk about it who gives a fuck no one cares about your fucking mom yeah he's funny but I agree with you anyway if you want to hear more of the pod

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