Sleep Deprived Podcast - SCHLATT HATES MARVEL - Sleep Deprived Podcast #57

Episode Date: May 22, 2022

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Is this thing on? Is this thing on? Yes. Is this thing on, everybody? This thing is on. Is this thing on for episode 57 of the Sleep Deprived Podcast? What the fuck? Oh my gosh.

We're back. We're back. I never thought we'd make it this far. We're back again. I never thought I would see you in a day. Five years in a row, every single week. But actually, going to be consistent now, I'd'd say because we got a little thing you know mika we're all rich now by the way thank you for the resounding support on the episode yeah i i

found out i would be getting 500 a month from the patreon split and i already started looking at an audi yeah he started fucking he started building his own e-tron Audi sedan like an electric supercar. We were about to record and he was like, do I want the Continental package on my Audi? The gold trim on the seats.

I can tell you I did go for the performance package and they also had this $5,000 leather like trim on the seats. Well, I mean, that just makes sense. Yes. So, I mean, I- The contrast leather stitching on the Napa leather seats.

Exactly. Inside the e-tron GTS. Exactly. So, I figure with this new Patreon income, right, I will be able to get the um i i the fine napa leather with honeycomb stitching contained in fine napa leather package with the santos brown napa from dragon ball right no a panda it is so nice having money though, isn't it, gentlemen? It really is. I gotta be honest. Being poor is embarrassing. Ever since day one, that's

truly how I feel. It's embarrassing if you can't afford the Patreon. Now that I'm actually earning money, I have to practice my rich person laugh. You do. Oh, man.

I can't tell you. I mean, listen, earning $6,000 a year? Are you joking? It is a lot of money, isn't it? It is a lot. This is what happens when you don't buy

the fucking razors from Manscaped. Seriously, guys. Now we're fucked. Fucking dropped us, and now we have to make a Patreon and beg to you for money. Panda, what are you going to do with all your riches? Jeez, I didn't think of that. You're going to have to come back to me on that one. How about you buy a new fucking computer, man?

It takes us to like three hours. Like three hours to set up for this. It's not a joke. It's not even a joke, bro. It's actually that fucking bad. No, I'm actually just venting right now. Like, it is ridiculous the amount of time it takes you to set up fucking Fortnite on your PC to record with us. I think literally three hours today, right?

No, but no. See, no, the thing is you think it works, right? Like, you think everything works. You're on Discord. You're on all, you're like, oh, you're on Chrome. Everything works, but it doesn't work. Why would we think that it works? You? Like, you think everything works. You're on Discord, you're on, you're like, you're on Chrome, everything works, but it doesn't work. Why would we think that it works? Why would we think it works? Your computer

has never worked. It's working right now. Okay, that's true. Hey, uh, Mika. Yes, Astro? You just lost the game. Invasious. Invasious. Invasious made me say that on the Patreon.

You just got fucking owned, dude. You just got fucking destroyed. OTK? More like OT lame. What the fuck? That's not funny. Yeah, Roboticaper made me say that on the patreon how about we have a whole section where we where we say what the people want us to say on the patreon and not just i just like say them randomly yeah i agree every 30 seconds remind them that we're asking for their money i i agree so uh uh do you guys want to freaking talk about

banana inflation what is banana inflation dude i was eating peanut butter right and someone stuck like this banana shaped object in the peanut butter i don't know why they were doing that like it's a really fucked up way of eating your peanut butter because now like you contaminate the whole peanut butter and i was just giant asshole in the peanut butter thing. And I ate out of it, and it still tasted the same, but it was kind of rude. What are you saying? Panda, did someone stick their cunt in your tub of peanut butter?

Why would they do that, bro? That's obviously like... No, I mean, I'm just... I don't know who would do that. I don't know who would do that. That's weird. That's weird. It's getting a little homoerotic in here. I don't know who would do that. I don't know who would do that. That's weird. That's weird. It's getting a little homoerotic in here.

I don't like that. It's a little strange. I was sticking my fingers in and I was like... Why were you sticking your fingers in the peanut butter? It's already contaminated, bro. It's a little strange. Listen, when the cock goes in the peanut butter, it's a whole multiverse of madness.

It's not Winnie the Pooh, man. Just use a spoon. Dude, spoon dude i have a winnie the pooh lego moist put it up on screen oh my god that's crazy did you guys see the doctor strange movie i did yeah what did you think i thought it was terrible wait this second marvel movie i've ever seen why did you think it was terrible etern Eternals. Oh, right. You picked the worst movies to go to. I just get dragged to them, man. I've never gone out of my way to watch a Marvel movie, save for maybe like Iron Man back in 2008. Well, who did you go with to see Multiverse of Madness?

Fucking Connor. Connor Eats Pants, the Marvel guy, and he's trying to like justify to me why the movie's good as i'm watching he does seem like a marvel guy i gotta be a marvel guy loves marvel but i mean listen like it was it was directed by like sam raimi and like i think he did a good job like that's another thing i don't get i'm sorry everyone talking about Sam Raimi oh yeah Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Multitudes had the Sam Raimi camp flair to it

what does that even mean so Sam Raimi he did Evil Dead which is like a really beloved like horror series I'm a personal fan of Evil Dead that's another thing people were like oh yeah there are more horror elements to this movie.

There was one shitty jump scare. There was a crappy jump scare. And then people were like, oh, yeah. Also, another thing Raimi does is like first person perspective shots. Meanwhile, there was like four seconds of POV shots in the entire movie. And then they were like, yeah, you just got to love the Raimi flair. There's like, I love how campy his movies are. And I'm like, bro, are you talking about the jokes in the movie?

Do Marvel movies not have jokes in them? Like, how low is the bar set for these things? I didn't get any vibes of directorial flair from this thing. It was just stupid. Well, I mean, you know, when you work with Marvel and Disney, you got those constraints. Like, if it were up to me, I would want it to be an r-rated movie and like he would probably have a lot of fun with that but like he did what he could what did he do i don't know he made it funky and like funky made it how do you make it funky

as someone who only watched eternals how is this movie funky it's got you know it's like got some like don't bring up sam fucking ramey again it's directed has the movie funky has the movie funky man i don't understand this this is like a fucking cult of personality all you marvel nerds have that every you just see Sam Raimi's name on it you go oh it's got his flair on it he fucking jerked off he did a little cum tribute on this movie honestly that does sound

kind of like a buzzword like a flair like people just say that and like don't actually really know what it means it smacks of Sam Raimi's perfect no but like it it had like it had like that sam ramey flair come on now shut up you're only half joking right now i can tell what what is that what is what you're only half joking because every person i've talked to is like this even the people on twitter people in

real life they're like yeah but it's sam raimi what do you expect like what is that supposed to mean what what is the flair well so like it's got like sam raimi energy you know it's got sam raimi vibes dude it's got Sam Raimi vibes. This one was giving Raimi. Like, what else did the dude direct? I genuinely am trying to understand why that movie was liked by people because Raimi worked on it. Okay, listen. Have you seen Spider-Man 2 with Doc Ock? No.

Okay, so that movie was directed by Sam Raimi, and it has one of the best scenes in any superhero movie, which is when Doc Ock is getting operated on, and then his little tentacles start coming alive, and they start killing people. Oh, of course you're into tentacles, dude. And the way that it's shot is really cool. That hentai flair. And the shadows on the wall.

How's it shot? There's shadows on the wall there's like anime energy close-ups of people's eyeballs the atmosphere is tense it just looks good about the scene where he's walking down the street and dancing or the pizza oh no the oh yo that's that scene is fire that's one of the best things ever pizza time that might be his peak that might be that was his peak that's fucking great pizza great so when it comes to dr strange so people are just watching dr strange knowing that it was directed by sam raimi who had a great great moment in a movie 13 years ago no and they're just like oh this reminds me a little bit of spider-man no no because he also... And they're just like, oh, this reminds me a little bit of Spider-Man. No, no, no, because he also had a great moment in the 80s with Evil Dead.

What the fuck is Evil Dead? What's Evil Dead? Okay, Evil Dead is like a really awesome horror thing where it's like a bunch of people go to a cabin. It kind of like kick-started that trope and like well it didn't kick-start it but it was like playing up to it and like poking fun at it it's like so he created the worst horror trope of all time no he didn't create the worst horror trope that is honestly kind of cliche oh my god maybe we should split up classic ramey they're splitting up you need to watch evil dead to get it i promise you it's

like actually like one of the best horror movies ever it doesn't even sound like a real movie evil dead 2 and it's funny it's like it's just a good time you put it on you throw it on it's a good time okay okay i'm just saying doctor strange i threw that one on was not a good time what about the minion movie that's gonna come out? Oh my god. I'm not done. I'm not done. Is Raimi directing that one? No, he's not no. Wait I feel like they should have we done this before? I feel like the minion movie could use some Sam Raimi.

Have we said this before? I swear to God we have no we have no we have never talked about sam ramey i have dude imagine a minion pulling out a chainsaw and just like chainsawing dude i swear you've said this before that would be the sam ramey flair dude i swear to god you've said that before you're going crazy no i'm not i've heard this you've been hacked no there was this moment there was this moment in the Sam Raimi classic Doctor Strange in the multiverse of madness multiverse of madness that's what I said

no he's doing an echo effect say it again let's all do an echo multiverse of madness it's Doctor Strange multiverse of madness multiverse of madness multiverse of madness there's a moment in Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness. Multiverse of Madness! Okay, there's a moment in Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness where the Scarlet Witch... Multiverse of Madness?

There's a moment in Doctor Strange... Oh, wait a minute. Doctor Strange! It is Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. You fucking messed it up! He's Doctor Strange. Watch me figure out it wasn't even directed by Sam Raimi.

No, it is. There's a moment in Doctor Strange in the multiverse of madness where the Scarlet Witch, who's the villain, by the way, the movie starts with the evil super villain who has had the powers for decades but just hasn't used them and then there's a conversation between her and dr strains where she's like yeah i'm gonna start using the powers now he's like no don't do that

anyways she they call upon this is gonna be some spoilers now they call upon like this fucking john krasinski cast of characters who are apparently called the illuminati what wait john krasinski from the office the context is important it's because they're no longer in universe 616 they're in a different universe where the illuminati is and then dr strange is like no dr strange isn't even in this scene there's a guy who can shout really loud and kill everybody they're like you better watch out scarlet witch the the loud guy can scream and kill you in an instant with his mouth and the and the scarlet witch what mouth? And the camera pans back and he doesn't have a mouth anymore. Dude, that's so cliche.

He fucking sneezes and his head explodes. That sounds awesome, actually. And then I was like, that's super campy. Exactly. But then, Mika, but then the Scarlet Witch, who has just demonstrated she has the ability to remove pieces of bodies. She starts, like, fist fighting and actual melee combating with the other people in the Illuminati. Like, bro, just get rid of their legs. Well, listen, the Scarlet Witch, we don't understand her powers, okay? We don't

understand. Well, she can remove your mouth. What's stopping her from removing the legs? I don't know. Having them flop around. The Scarlet Powers. Or the balls. No balls. What balls? Hands over.

Doctor Strange testicle legs. What balls? What balls? hands over doctor strange testicle legs what balls what balls what cocks dude they should do that no nuts anymore they're just like jumping away like they got two little legs

they just scuttle across the floor the balls are hopping everyone's like dude that's such a ramy moment that reminds me of evil dead it's like a hacky sack or like when you go in a potato bag you jump around it that's what it looks like no this is funky okay but but you got to admit the part part where, like, Dr. Strang, he possesses his own corpse from another universe, and then he makes a cape full of, like, the souls of the damned, that was so Elden Ring, dude. That is so Elden Ring. That was pretty Elden Ring. I'm sorry.

I just, it's fun to hate Marvel because it's the cool thing to do but also because mid-movies like this keep coming out and everyone keeps defending them with their lives because some dude who had one banger scene from a movie 10 years ago directed this one and you kind of remember how the good times used to be how did the good times used to be i don't know stretchy john krasinski the good yeah he's stretchy they like puppet warp him his limbs are like crazy but dr strange and jello he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't do much at all. It's a terrible movie. Fucking movie. That's called acting.

He's actually playing the fan-forced-it guy. Honestly, when the movie started, I thought Jacksepticeye was the star of the film. Don't put them on a deal, ladies! So what do you guys think of that new Kendrick Lamar, huh? Yeah, baby. I liked the first song. I didn't listen to it past that i i heard there was some interesting moments on it oh my god you don't know dude so i was playing fortnight last night right god you know listening to the new kendrick lamar playing some fortnight and uh this song called we cry together came on

um have you heard anything about that song at all is no that's the six minute song where it's they're just arguing right yeah it dude it was actually wild i was like i i was so uncomfortable during that whole song like it it felt extremely like intense and just weird to listen to did it increase your fortnight performance it didn't it actually made me want to curl into a ball and like hide dude i i was watching i was watching anthony fentana react to it and he was like guys this is a toxic relationship and it's like really no way he's the internet's busiest music nerd of course he's gonna of course he knows what it's about of course i know dude there's like there's like a multiverse where nard war and anthony fontana are the same person

there's a multiverse of madness multiverse of madness dude nard war would be a character in a sam raimi film. He's camp. True. He's got that Sam Raimi flair. Dude, okay, but you know what else? Sam Raimi always brings back the guy who plays Ashley Williams, who was in Evil Dead, and he always makes a cameo in his movies. So do you remember the hot dog guy in Doctor Strange in the multiverse? Yeah.

So that hot dog guy was Ashley Williams williams from evil dead and when i saw him i was like bro whenever connor drags me to a movie he knows when there's an end credit scene and so he'll say when the movie ends and the credits start going and everyone's standing up he's like not guys guys there's a scene and so we have to wait for five minutes to 10 minutes for the credits to to go and it was the same thing with dr strange he made us wait there was some scene that introduced a new character going to some new dimension new multiverse of madness and then i shit you not mika he's like no there's another one i know there's another end credit scene and so it is literally we we have to wait another 10

fucking minutes for more credits to roll through this movie at this point 20 fucking minutes of credits for doctor strange in the multiverse of madness and it's like and the final the final post-credit scene is the fucking hot dog guy for like three seconds. Yeah, that was pretty brilliant. I wanted to beat the shit out of him. I wanted to mush Connor's skull in like a newborn baby's little fucking soft spot. Take my thumbs and just fucking mush it in. Hey, Connor.

Hey, Connor, what skull? Three-second hot dog guy clip. What are these fucking minutes of credits? They start... Bro. They... They... I was reading these fucking credits.

It didn't even make sense anymore. You got so far deep into the credits to see the three-second hot dog guy clip. They started crediting the people who made the credits. Like there's like a whole company devoted to making the fucking credit scroll. Okay, that's pretty sick. That's the Sam Raimi flair right there.

That's the Sam Raimi flair. That's the Sam Raimi flair. It's like those TikToks that like start at the very beginning of the song and then the point of the TikTok or like the joke comes at the drop. So then you scroll through it you have to wait like 30 seconds as you're just sitting there waiting for the joke to come that that's so oddly relatable it's like a family guy cutaway gag this reminds me of when tiktok man i i saw sonic 2 recently now that's a movie that That's a good one. Have you seen it?

Have you guys seen it? No. Dude, it's actually so freaking good. Knuckles gets hit by a car by Tails. Yes, Tails steals a police car and freaking smashes into Knuckles in a police car. Does Sam Raimi direct it? No, no. I'm not seeing it then that's in the

multiverse of madness it does you know it does still kind of have that Sam Raimi flair how how explain how it has a Sam Raimi flair because Sonic he is on top of a police

van trying to defuse a timeout did sam raimi direct this film no no i'm done man i'm done no listen you have to let me tell you this this this sick moment okay so sonic he has a he's on top of a van? It's like a money van because someone was trying to steal it. But somehow a bunch of bombs got into the van. So Sonic, he gets on top of the van and it's about to crash into a whole group of people. And he needs to find a way to stop it like right away before it like kills a 10-year-old, right? So Sonic, he's on top of it.

He pulls out a drill and then he's like yeah this is not a drill and then he starts undrilling the car in sonic speed and it means he starts undrilling the car like he finds all the bolts where the car is put together and he starts undrilling it in sonic speed as it's like barreling towards this 10-year-old, and it comes undone right before it hits them. Wow. What about the person inside the car? I actually don't know what happened to him.

So they die instead as they slide across the pavement. Classic Raimi. The car comes apart, and then you slide across the concrete. Honestly, that's really OP. Like, be able to slow down time to the point you can pretty much do anything. Like, you could pretty much do fucking

anything. You could rob a bank, get free money. Free money, you can get anything you want. Like, um... Sonic doesn't slow down time a panda. He actually goes so fast that it seems like... Wow. Guys, should we go through some of the Patreon I'm a panda. He actually goes so fast that it seems like That's what you said. Wow.

Guys, should we go through some of the Patreon suggested messages? I think Astro was just about to say something first. What were you going to say, Astro? Then we could do the Patreon messages. I was going to say we should do the Patreon messages. That's what I'm talking about. Let's do it.

Guys, there's a tier on the Patreon messages. That's what I'm talking about. All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Guys, there's a tier on the Patreon where you'll get your name and the credits of all these podcasts as well as a little message that we read out for you. And so we're going to do that. This guy named Shouju AI

wanted me to say globule in my cute little New York accent. Oh, globule. Yeah. Globule. I love that TikTok voice. I love that tiktok voice which one they're all they're all pretty good the one that's like a really italian guy like the hot like the hot dog guy from dr strange is that the one is that the one where the cat is eating the graham crackers

like loves eating graham crackers no no that's that's the more fucking love that tiktok it is sunday what is the cat's name like gandalf or something and off will now lick a graham cracker graham cracker dude naming a cat gandalf is actually so sick i don't think it was named that, but... No, it is Gandalf. Is it really? It definitely is. Yeah. Also, Isabella Hope, I really hate that she wants me to say this, but stream e-girls are ruining my life. What? God damn it.

I really, I really... I still am so pissed at him for taking that New York City billboard away from me. I deserved it. I deserved it. You did. I think I have one of the most liked tweets in history. No way. Is it actually? It won't let me unpin it either.

Twitter's like, nah, this one's for you, man. How many likes? This is your crowning achievement. How many likes does it have? This is your legacy. It's got like 700,000 likes, man. Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Robotic Reaper wants me to say OTK more like OT lame. Dude, you already said it. Yeah. Robotic Reaper wants me to say OTK, more like OT lame. Dude, you already said it, thanks. Really funny, thanks so much. Uh, this guy called Buster Block wants me to do a baby laugh. Oh god. Jesus Christ. Alright, wait.

They sent a video, and I have to replicate it. Wah! It sounds like the Joe Rogan monkey. Wah! Wah! And I have to replicate it. What? It sounds like the Joe Rogan monkey. What? Fredericus wants anyone to say Fisher Fritz Fished Frish Fish Frish Fish Fished Fisher Fritz. No, no, you said it wrong.

It's Fisher Fritz Fished Frit Frist Fished Frit Fish Fished Riddle Master wants to say Deez Nuts. Colin Vink says Who's Joe? That's funny. We're gonna cancel this tier. We're gonna cancel this tier. We'll either move it to

you only get one message a year or like a month or something because wow, these are really bad and not even worth the money you guys spent on them. Flutch says, choke me. Hayden Rivers says, hi, Canada. Robert says, waffles ate me.

Smells like rice-a-roni. That was pretty good. Quail says, why do they call it oven? When you oven the cold food out of the pot. Daniel says, August dinner is the best beer in the world. It's not. Everybody knows it's Bud Light. It's Buff Beer.

What's that shit called? Duff? Duff Beer. Duff. Duff. That shit goes hard. And then Space Lamp 6 says, break into song Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas.

Dude, Black Eyed Peas fell the fuck off. What happened to that? Gotta get that. Gotta get that. I feel like nobody talks about it. Gotta get that. Boom boom pow by the black eyed peas black eyed peas fell the fuck off so much for wait wait we're missing one from uh we're we're missing one from this guy i'm not i don't want to say the name you can uh it's fart drinker yeah uh you could have said that come on ryan gosling is a very uh handsome man great thanks guys so much for watching the podcast continues though on the patreon what's going You guys go on there. You go to patreon.com slash sleepdeprived and you'll get like 30 more minutes of this thing. The free DLC that you pay for. So yeah. See you over there. Bye. Bye.

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