Sleep Deprived Podcast - SCHLATT IS BACK - SDP #150

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 150. Oh my gosh. You guys look real. Why do you guys look real? This is scary. Why is that lady eating bug? Mika, would you eat that bug? Yeah, you know what?

I would give it a shot. It seems good enough for her, so I'm fairly open-minded. What if that thing starts moving around and starts fucking your tongue? I don't think that would happen. I mean, I saw it on a serial- Do bugs fuck? Yeah, no, they fuck all the time. They do?

Wait, do bugs have dicks? Yeah. It depends. Some of them. Panda, please close your legs. I'm sorry, Panda, please close your legs. Like, I can- I'm looking right- I'm looking right at it. My kahunas just gotta- my kahunas need to breathe.

You know, I was on the subreddit, and they were saying we make too many sex jokes, so I think we need to make more. Oh, you're right. Whoever made that post is my kind of person. Fuck you, Mika. You know, speaking of that, we have got a wonderful surprise for everybody. I don't know about a surprise. What's the surprise? What's going on?

Well, you know, I just thought since it was episode 150, we could pull a few strings and make some magic happen. We didn't go to China. We didn't plan a trip I wasn't really looking forward to that. I'm trying to fuck I just really thought we could do something special Guys, what do we have that is special? Wait, what's that little? You guys see that? What the- What? I thought he was dead! We saw him die, didn't we?

I thought I saw you shoot yourself! I thought I saw you kill yourself! I saw your brains on the floor, man! I poked your body, we confirmed it. I took your wallet when you died, what the fuck? Wait, you took his wallet? Yeah, don't tell him though. Okay, I won't tell him. I took your wallet when you died. What the fuck? Wait, you took his wallet? Yeah, don't tell him though.

Okay, I won't tell him. You only had a hundred bucks in there. I thought he had more. Yeah, you would think for like seven million dollars he would have more on his account. Remember when we drained the cards too? There was nothing on them? Yeah. He probably keeps it on an offshore account.

Oh yeah, definitely. Like somewhere on an offshore account. Oh yeah, definitely. Like on an island. Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast! It's me! It's me! It's me! Oh my god.

Praise be. Praise be. Lisa Al-Ghaib. Woo! Lisa Al-Ghaib Lisa Al-Ghaib It's been so long Since we've talked to each other Oh it's been 50 episodes My god what have you guys even been talking about

We've been tweaking the Schlatt AI In the gaming videos It was pretty convincing for a while They're starting to catch on People are starting to get upset So we knew we had to bring you back why don't you go ahead and how this how this happened and also explain what you're drinking uh drinking a lot of beer right now a lot of beer but i'm not going to say the name of the beer in case any company wants to sponsor us at any point in the moment. Hey,

this is episode 150, the sleep deprived podcast. I need to be upfront with you guys. I have seen all the negative reviews come in and boy, do they come in quite frequently as of late? They sure do. We didn't do that. It wasn't bad.

Negative reviews? Why? No, I don't know. We need you back. They sure do. We didn't do that. It wasn't that bad. Negative reviews? What? No, I don't know. We need you back. We need you. Consistent 99% approval ratings. In the way that Putin gets those kinds of ratings, too.

I'm not going to say what we did to get those ratings. We have held fair elections. And they love us. Yeah, I'm sure. The free market has decided that they love us, but they would love us more if you were back. Well, who am I to say no to the free market? I'm the biggest capitalist here, closely followed by Panda. That is probably true, yeah. Far away followed by you two. Yeah, I'm probably in last.

It's like there's a diagonal line that that cuts this podcast in half and we are just on complete opposite sides of any moral uh alignment but that's what makes this podcast great you know we're all in it for the money we don't really like each other or what kind of ideas uh the others believe in but you know at the end of the day um money talks money talks and uh we're back in it for the money entirely for the money so uh let me tell you how this is going to go okay i got a call from the higher up you know which one i'm talking about yes you're surely you're not referring the hash slinging the slash ringing the mash dinging peter msnbc he called me up on my razor motorola razor my flip phone and I and and he said to me

he said Schlatt you need to get back on this podcast but not only that the content on the sleep deprived channel needs to be more bountiful more more beneficial for the channel because at the end of the day this is a business and if weren't making money, we wouldn't be here to begin with. Let's be real. I don't know. I don't know if that's true necessarily. 100% true. 100% true.

100% true. If we weren't making any money, if we weren't making any money, then there's no reason me or Panda would need to be here. We can talk about voting ID rights in a bit here too, if you'd like. Okay. So, yeah. So Peter, he said to me, talk about voting ID rights in a bit here too if you'd like okay so yeah so Peter he said to me he said

we need to make this business run better what does well the gaming videos with you in them and you as the thumbnail and you as the title that say Schlatt why are you so good at this or Schlatt ruined our Minecraft server something like that.

You know, I've been catching up in the game ranking. Your quota is done. That's what Peter also said. He said to instate a quota on you specifically. And also Peter said, Astro, you don't laugh properly. What? Yeah, he said, Peter told me that you laugh like inverted like you like most people laugh like but you do yeah yeah so he said yeah he said to stop that immediately okay

yeah i think i'll just be quiet for the rest of the episode yeah i actually you know i actually kind of like i'm sorry are you speaking over quota? What did Peter say about me? What did Peter say about me? What did Peter say about me? Peter said, he said you're, he actually said you're doing great, and he'd love to meet with you in person. Oh, boy.

Yeah. You just, sometimes you lag out at the most important part of your sentence okay so hold on the most important note is that i'm back on the podcast that is the most important note sleep deprived podcast will have me on it um yeah maybe can i just quickly interrupt to tell you yeah sure you're like a 100 words over at this point. Keep going. Sorry. It's just my note says, let Schlatt explain.

Thank you. And again, guys, these notes come straight from the top. This is not any of our doings. We didn't decide any of this. So also on this notepad, I see, okay, Schlatt. There it is, Schlatt. We'll be back on the podcasts. Oh, big bummer. The podcasts are going Patreon

only. Oh, that's tough. The economic instability just dictates that that's how things got to be. With the inflation rate. I mean, think about the inflation rate, right guys? Times are tough for poor people. Should we quickly mention the other thing before we get absolutely crucified in the comments?

Hold on. I'm going through the list here. No need to rush me. I'm just, I'm getting. It's not really your place in the hierarchy here. I've got the notes. I've got the notes. I mean, there's a bunch of bullet points here. I've got the notes. I've got the notes. There's a bunch of bullet points here.

I'll probably get chewed out for not reading these, but it's just a whole bunch of mumbo-jumbo about why we're moving the thing to be Patreon only. Basically, it... What are you doing? I'm just...

Whoa! What the fuck? Whoa! I'm just... Nothing. I just... Just keep going. It's big, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Next set of notes here.

Good news coming in. I mean, like, you can't even be upset about this note. Three gaming uploads per week on Sleep deprived that's big that's a clap that up i mean we gotta clap that up that's a big note viewers viewers count nice one god peter so three three that's good three you know that's more than two so basically what happened and this again i'm you know don't shoot the messengers here. Peter looked at our channel and logically concluded that the gaming videos do way better than the podcasts do, especially since I have not been there recently.

He says views have declined by up to 50% in 50 episodes. Interesting. Yeah, that's probably true. Like a percent in episode. So Peter nixed the show from the channel. He says our time is better spent and our uploads are better spent

on videos that we know will do well instead of uploading a dud every week, which fuck over the other uploads. That's what he said. That doesn't mean like duds, like milk duds are not that bad, so that doesn't mean they're bad. Yeah, they're still good to some people. You like milk duds?

I prefer other candies, but... I was gonna say, that's a thought. Alright. I mean, this is definitely a hard decision for... Peter. Well, you know, it was not an easy decision to come to

for us because we genuinely love the podcast we love doing it and we love the community it has formed and unfortunately it is just not a viable option. And so in order for it to survive, we had to, uh, we had to move it. Well, let's be real. We didn't have to, uh, we're doing it because Peter is trying to maximize shareholder value, AKA his value because he's the only shareholder. Um, so he said to us, you know, that it would make more sense if uh all the videos something about the algorithm and it doing better if you don't upload bullshit you know um and we've seen it well i've seen it firsthand working with sponsors and and all of that they want to see constant good posts on the channel. They want to see growth.

And we think that the podcast could be a contributing factor to not that. So that's what Peter said. That's what Peter said. But the good news is that you get a third gaming upload. I mean, we're running a company. You know, like we're trying to up. We're trying to. Peter's running a company. We are paid employees.

And I mean, wow. Do we have a lot of employees these days? Jesus Christ, guys. Someone might have to take over. Yeah. Well, we pay Moist a salary. Moist is three. We have to support Moist. We hired another editor, Blitzitz some of you guys have seen

his work in the recent days and we've got to support blitz we've got to support artists we've got some of that manager shorts ripped skiing remember that uh thumbnail of me and panda making hot hot tongue action remember that oh that was sexy can you guys recreate that right now no maybe on the patreon no maybe on the patreon yeah wait so what's happening on the patreon because like is the podcast done forever no the podcast is not done forever the podcast is actually this was the first note where have you been oh did you say that already yeah the the podcast is moving to Patreon. Bummer. Yes. Woo. Or if you pay $5 a month, which I mean,

let's be real. Since the time we started, this Patreon is worth considerably less. Thank you, Joe Biden. So it's even more humiliating if you can't afford it now, but that's neither here nor there. Yes. The Patreon will be getting the full length one hour cut of the podcast and it will not be anywhere else.

Let's not beat around the bush. I mean, I'm sure this half of the podcast would like to give this whole spiel about how we love you. And, you know, this is this is for you. No, this will make us more money. And that's why we are doing it. I'm genuinely a little a little sad mika think of the money mika if you like a band to your to your tears that would feel way better you know yeah doing it for the love panda could block the tears doing it for the love of the game

what love oh see ya maybe it was too harsh. You guys need to be nicer to him. I'm sorry. We're all back. Hey Ted, Armica, we love you. Can we be sincere for a moment? We can be very sincere. The podcast was declining in viewership. We need to juice the podcast

but also keep the channel juiced at the same time. This is something we felt was the right move for us as a business, for us as trying to keep this thing going and grow as a company and as a channel with more mouths to feed and bills to pay and all of that. We felt like this is the best option you will be losing 30 minutes of content but you'll also be gaining better content through the the gaming videos which i mean more people like look at the freaking stats weren't even watching it in the first place see like here's what's gonna happen everyone's gonna be like oh this sucks i'm gonna miss it but half most of you

guys weren't even watching it so i don't hear any of that fake shit because you guys are all fake as fuck it's gonna happen you all know I'm right you just did that that's funny ha ha ha ha nice nice cool no you can't do this to the podcast you weren't even watching it I know you weren't

I know you weren't you weren't even there listen listen our most devoted followers who love the podcast, they already support us through the Patreon because that's where the podcast content thrives anyways. If you're upset by this at all, you basically don't care about us one bit. Yeah, you pretty much hate us, which is kind of weird.

Well, listen, I would like to say a sincere thank you to everyone that has tuned into the podcast and made it what it was. It was definitely a ride that I really looked forward to every week. I have very fond memories of it, and I'm very grateful for everyone that enjoyed it and supported it. All things must come to an end. It's very sad. It's very sad. It's not ending. Right. As in on the YouTube. Oh. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That is true. I am going to miss some of you guys commenting on YouTube. Not everyone because let's be real, some of you guys were very mean. Most of them. Yeah, most of them kind of suck actually. Some of you guys commenting on YouTube. Not everyone, because let's be real, some of you guys were very mean. Most of them. Yeah, most of them kind of suck, actually. Some of you guys were very mean, but to those who appreciate the podcast

and fuck with the vision, thank you guys. And to the 50 freeloading communists that watch the podcast, I'm sorry. Yeah, get your money up. I don't know how else to say that. You need to be an adult.

I love money too. Hey, where are we right now? Where are we recording this? Who's the woman eating slugs? I'm not sure what that is. You matter, don't give up. What is that sissy bullshit written above the television? Who is the white guy on the side?

I've been asking everybody and nobody will tell me. Is it somebody's son? I have no clue. I think that's Tommy. He's not allowed on the server. We won't have any Minecrafters on the server. We're basically sitting on the SDMP. This is our first.

This is like our before the world starts world where we're basically prepping. We're very excited about this. We where we're basically prepping we're very excited about this we think we think we're gonna have some fun uh and hopefully you know it lasts more than like three days like the revival of epic smp did well i mean i'm gonna be on there i hope you will yeah i fucking hope you will i spent a lot of time on this fucking thing dude Dude, this whole, this Minecraft server is just going to be a fucking reaction stream. Everyone's just going to be watching their fucking televisions, not even playing the game. It's just TikTok.

We're going to form a new social media on this Minecraft server. Yeah, that's the new wave. I mean, reactions do well across the board and everyone loves Minecraft. It just makes sense. It's going to do well. It does do well. And look, I mean, I'll take some of the blame for this. I was very hard on these fellas.

I hate when the numbers go down and I run every channel like a, like a, like a fascist. Yeah. Like a fascist. Um, but I'm actually, when you get to know me, I'm very laissez-faire and libertarian about things. He's nice. Except when it comes to YouTube stats. And so expect more reactions. More Minecraft.

More reactions? Yeah. I didn't tell you about that part. Okay, yeah. I didn't see that note in Peter's pamphlet. Guys, it's twitching. Your eyes? What?

It's twitching. No,? What? It's twitching. No, the bug is fried, dude. You're not even looking. He's not even looking at the TV. What is he talking about? What could possibly be twitching? Panda, let me get that. I'm not looking at Panda.

Okay. Listen. Great. So, Let's... Great. So, that ends that segment. Basically, the first half of this was a big news update, and so the next half will be the rest of the podcast. You know? I'm going to be on it now. Yay!

That's bad. It's like Chuckle Sandwich where Charlie left and then the podcast got a lot worse. But this is actually the good ending where Charlie comes back. Yeah. Do you want to be candid about that? What, Charlie leaving us in the dust

and then bimbo-fying himself? Getting a big old earring and fluffing it. Big juicy BBL. Getting some lettuce on top of his head instead of that nicely trimmed, nerdy look. I'm not salty about that. Oh, you don't see Charlie with the lettuce? Excuse me? I don't know.

I don't know what Charlie. He's got. Look at his. Look at his freaking hair, dude. He's got lettuce up there. He's got lettuce. He's got lettuce. Look up lettuce hair.

Look up lettuce hair. Is this just a very niche regional thing? He's bro. Got the lettuce. He looks good. He looks good. He does. And it pisses me off.

Maybe he made the right call. Damn, dude. Holy shit. Okay. Well, listen, we like to have fun here. We do. We do like to have fun. And hopefully the podcast will be this funny the whole way.

Dude, has Charlie been looks maxing? I think he has been, like, legitimately. He probably looked up how to get, he probably went on Reddit, like, r slash am I hot? It worked! But it worked! It did work. It did work. He's actually

getting hotter. I see him trending every day, and the people who are talking about him are like, he's actually attractive. Like, I don't even get it. Like he's so baby. He's an icon and all that. He's a great looking guy. Can we just admit that?

He's not my type. I'll say it. He's not my type of guy. What are, who are you into? Um, less, less cut. So like a twink yeah definitely definitely that um but like a shy like also a shy twink like he can't like charlie's very loud you know and he makes jokes and things and i just don't think that's what i'm into right you just like someone who's very like deadpan and serious. But has a slutty side. That only I can get out of them.

Right, because you want to feel special. Yeah. Who doesn't want... Excuse you. Who doesn't want to feel special? No, I wasn't saying that as a bad thing. You know, it's nice to feel special. Everyone wants to feel special. Not me. Not you? Why not? Yeah, I'm't saying that as a bad thing. You know, it's nice to feel special. Everyone wants to feel special.

Not me. Not you? Why not? Yeah, I'm a masochist. Oh. You know, I took a little personality test the other day just for funsies. What'd you get? It's like...

INFP. Well, I am an INFP. I am 0% narcissistic. Okay. Okay. am an infp but i am zero percent narcissistic 29 okay okay i actually believe that though i actually no one is zero percent zero percent i think that's the most narcissistic thing you could say dude i feel like if anybody i think it was anybody it wouldn't be mika i just listen i just listen personality test and it said i was like a really good person

there's there's some problems here i want to highlight the problem this is not as severe but 29 antisocial uhcial, 29% compulsive, 29% negativistic. Here's where things get a little more intense. So we got 43% avoidant, 43% paranoid. We've got 86% depressive wow 71% masochistic Okay It turns out I like pain more than I thought I did Why do you think that is?

I don't And you got 100% handsome You like that You little dirty, you little stupid You like that? You like that? I did a personality test, came out as stud. Yeah, turns out I'm

100% that. Bitch. You have a lot of health. How is that even... What's... I've been in pain for so long, it's like it bounces off me. You learned how to deal with it. Yeah. Learned how to deal with it. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you're depressed um no you know what it's it's all good if i took that test it'd probably say zero percent under the depressive yeah well you know we we can't all be i would you know what? I'm a generally happy and optimistic person. Really? Despite everything. Yeah. It literally said like 70% negativistic. It seems like you're happy like 14% of the time.

Oof. Yeah. Well, when you put it that way, that's kind of rough. But I would say, you know what? We should move on. Okay. I just took a DNA test. Oh, yeah?

Turns out it wasn't even DNA. It was USA. Oh, that leads to a great segue. Really? Who are we voting for? Trump. Trump. Trump.

Let's go. Well, I can't oh Canadian centrist but if you could obviously we know we don't even have to say it like we know like we're all cool here we're all cool we're all chill

hey wait you know what I am curious do you guys know your MBTI's so what if I have it's not a big deal what that's what you get when you when you don't wipe off the toilet bowl at the airport is that true yeah you don't set up a little padding on the toilet seat with toilet paper you know what though i'm pretty sure that like putting the paper the toilet paper on the rim of the toilet is like worse than just sitting on the toilet

you know wipe it down what's that supposed to mean wiping it down how is that worse how is that I don't trust you because you're you're 70% masochist so I don't oh yeah well one thing for sure is like squatting above the toilet is definitely worse for you I'm pretty sure the toilet what how is that worse also who, what do you mean by squatting? Like you climb up on it? Don't even listen to him, he's depressed No, like he's He's 30% negativistic, Panda

I feel like this is some shit you read in an article Because they want to have a quirky headline Because there's no way that's true You're fucking with me I hate being fucked with Panda, do you squat? Are you a squatter? Maybe I am The whole time? fucking with me i hate being fucked with and do you squat are you a squatter maybe i am the whole time you squat the whole time maybe okay here uh check this out using toilet paper the data is in using toilet paper to prevent contact with the toilet seat has another downside

meaning there's more than one germs that swirl around in the toilet cubicle air for example during the flushing process can collect in toilet paper okay they can also go on the fucking bowl no no the bowl is designed to be uh sterile no this is some bullshit dude what the fuck are you talking about everywhere poop particles are everywhere okay mika when i shit out of my ass into the toilet, poop particles go everywhere. I probably got some on my neck, okay? I'm probably walking around with poop on my neck.

Okay? You guys are not taking into account the real villain of the public bathroom. I'm not going to take into account the atoms in the air. It's the faucet. The faucet and the air dryer are the real villains of the public washroom. Oh, my God. He's obviously paid for by Big Toilet. Yeah. You're paid for by Big Toilet.

Yeah. You're paid for by Skibbity. The toilet paper industry and the air dryer industry both pay money to put out studies that fuck with the other ones. And also, you're depressed. All I know is that putting toilet paper on the seat is not a good idea. It's not a good idea. Because when you flush, the germs are getting on the toilet paper on the seat is not a good idea. It's not a good idea. Because when you flush, the germs are getting on the toilet paper. Why does that matter?

I'm already done. The toilet paper's wound up. We started talking about Panda contracted God knows what, but I'm trying to give Panda some peace of mind so he can use public bathrooms in peace. We're fear mongering. What about the toilet paper?

The toilet paper is what gives people the peace. I do the toilet paper. I'll be honest. I do the toilet paper. You just created a fucking argument for not wiping your ass. Mika. Because there's fucking particles from other people's poopy on the toilet paper,

and they might do a little cloacal kiss when you wipe your ass. So I just, as Mikasakis, I just fucking stand right up, and I let my shit smush. My shit just smushes all in between my butt cheeks. Yeah, I spread myself with shit. I push shit all over my skin. What? Poop transfusion? Oh!

Panda. What? You know it's true. Yeah. Listen. We all lost our heads a little bit there. i think we could all come back to center base but you were watching shogun what is that oh i love shogun good segue mika that was the smoothest segue i've ever heard in my one episode of doing this podcast recently, that was the best one. So I've been watching a show called Shogun, which is a TV... Shlopi. What?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. When you said Shogun, it just fit my... Yeah, sorry. It's a TV show, kind of like a little miniseries, because there's no season two. They just filmed all of it. And it's like a one and done thing. Remember that Bill Wurtz video about Japan?

Yes. Do you remember when the emperor died and the emperor left five people to rule on a council? Oh, yeah, because the sun. Yes, because the sun. Yeah. No, because the sun was too young to rule not because the sun but the sun is a deadly laser too sun is a deadly laser that was from the history of the universe not japan young to rule yeah but the sun was too young so until he's old enough the council of five dudes has to rule. And there's a whole bunch of politics.

And there's a white guy in the show, too, that washes ashore. What? Washes ashore, looks and acts almost entirely like Sea Dog VA. Sea Dutch? He's English. Interesting. I thought the Dutch had closer ties to the Japanese. They did.

They did. And that's where the politics come in, because the Dutch were closer ties to the Japanese. They did. They did. And that's where the politics come in because the Dutch were Catholic and the English were Protestant. And some of the members of the board of the regents in Japan were Catholic and they were getting controlled by the priests. And it's like all Protestant versus Catholic and different council members versus others. And who's going to become the Shogun? And it's beautifully shot, and it's funny, and it's tense, and I love it. You guys should watch it. Seriously.

Sounds great, actually. I like when a show is a one-off. They make them go too fucking long. There's like 30 seasons of every show. Yeah, man. You know what I liked recently? The Chernobyl series, too. Oh, I've heard that's good. Yeah man you know what i liked recently the the chernobyl series too that was i've heard that's good yeah i you know what i didn't end up watching that one because i

know how it ends all right that was good no that was good you know there's still people living there yeah i've seen some videos of people living there. Like, there's one guy, yeah, they, like, go up to his house, and he's like, yeah, I'm not leaving. They're like, aren't you going to, like, die? And he's like, I don't know, I'm doing pretty good. Still here. Yeah, he's like, I'm still here.

Like, he seemed like a pretty cool guy, you know? I think it's fake news. I mean, he seems fine. Yeah, I think radiation is just made up. I mean, think about it. You don't see it right right it's invisible how can radiation be real if our eyes aren't real those are real no those are real realize realize realize what does that chernobyl guy do does he farm like two-headed deer or he doesn't really have to do anything because like nobody like he doesn't have to pay anything because he lives like in ch pay anything because he lives in Chernobyl.

So he just eats food. Oh, he eats food? I never would have thought he'd eat food in there. That's crazy. He wakes up, eats food, and just hangs out. Life would just be a DayZ game. I'm sure there's still shit there that you could just walk around and find. And then you have to kill a mutant dog that chases you?

Yeah, he goes around looting buildings. I mean, to be fair, everyone else left and mutant dogs with two heads start appearing and he's like, nah, nothing's wrong. What do you mean? And if you had a mutant dog come up to you and it could talk, it had two heads, and it was like, hey, nice house you got there you just like let it live with you and then the other always like mmm yeah stroke my dick mmm well stroke

my dick I can't predict the personality of these dogs but it's got two dicks and you start struggling the wrong you start stroking the wrong one and he's like hey that's the wrong dude wrong dick but it's like he's the right head but he

he has the left dick oh man that's a white girl's dream wait what Astro you did the inhale laugh again Man, that's a white girl's dream. Wait, what? Astro, you did the inhale laugh again. I know. Astro, I like your laugh, you know?

Thanks. I do, too. I want to let it be known. I think your laugh is very cute and, you know, all that. But Peter MSNBC did not. Yeah, he doesn't like it. No. He doesn't like it. Didn't like it. I think, you know all that but peter msnbc did not yeah he doesn't like it no like it didn't like i think you know what i think i'm gonna call out peter mbc msnbc i think he's he's wrong for this one because think about it this way if he he's so into analytics right yeah well i just think

if so many people are commenting about astra's laugh wouldn't you want her to keep doing the laugh for engagement? We should actually do more controversial things. Should we bring up the voter laws? Like the voter ID stuff now? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Hannah, you go first. What are we talking about? What is that? Voter ID laws. What does that? Voter ID laws. What does that mean? Like, okay, so let's say you're voting for the next president of the United States as a citizen. What do you think if the guy comes up to you and says, hey, I need to see your ID? Like if the president himself? No, just like if the voting booth says, hey, I need to see id before you vote wait they come up

to me and yeah yeah they they ask for id before you vote wait wait so wait wait what if i don't vote then you don't then nothing then pass i don't care okay okay mika me yeah well i mean you know this isn't really something i have to think about you know living here oh okay oh right yeah wait yeah no they do need an id all right astro what do you think about what if you lose it that's a good point panda and i guess you wouldn't be able to vote can i tell you about canadian politics for a second yeah sure we have this system here where it's like uh we vote in writings so we have like someone represents um our writing is what it's called, which is like a municipality.

And when like we don't even vote for the flippant prime minister, we vote for a representative of the riding. So it's like, you know, let's say you want to vote one party for the prime minister, but you really just hate who's in your riding. There's like a huge area of conflict there it causes a lot where did panda go so you got to get it in writing like you send them a letter and you're like hello oh i'm no oh no basically the the sorry the basically the prime minister is he they're chosen to lead the party but like theoretically the prime minister could lose their own writing but still end up being the prime minister or another thing you know theoretically you could you could you could yeah well dude if

if I found out that my prime minister was going to be Justin Trudeau again I'd be rioting too yeah alright let's stop this discussion let's talk about abortion okay you're up first all right this is great i love that we're you know we're not afraid on this new improved version of the sleep deprived podcast to talk about the issues that really matter

to americans and canadians you know i was watching this show the other day and by show i mean movie i've been obsessed with dune 2 for weeks now i just think it's such a great movie is that the movie with the worm yeah that's with the worms and you stick your dick in it and it goes no you don't you don't do any of that well don't do any of that but there's uh you do ride the worms mika so okay so let's set the uh i i if i'm getting this right you know right yeah it's this huge OG space political action thriller series ever made. Exactly. And it's set in this crazy extraterrestrial world that we can't even begin to comprehend. It's so different from Earth, right?

Sometimes, yeah. Yeah. Well, it's because there's different planets. One of them, one of the main planets arrakis is definitely vastly different from earth what's arrakis like it's a very sandy planet very little moisture pretty inhospitable and there's these giant worms you have to learn how to like walk a special way in order to not get eaten by worms there's this funny meme because it's like two of the main characters paul and shawnee they're like i am paul desert and uh you ever

hear that meme of like the boop boop boop boop boop boop yeah yeah see that so if i'm getting this right you have this beautiful fantasy sci-fi world that is so different and crazy and cool and mystical. And what was the main character's name you said? It was Paul Atreides. Say that one more time. Say that one more time, his first name. Paul. Paul.

Hold on. Another character's name. Paul. Paul. Hold on. Another character's name? Yeah. Jessica. Duncan, Idaho. Duncan, Idaho. Duncan. So, okay.

Okay. So one more time. Fantasy world, different planets. So unlike earth, this is the coolest, most high-regarded sci-fi franchise in history. It inspired Star Wars. And list off the main characters' first names for me. Paul. All right, Paul.

Johnny. No, Chani. I thought it was Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Okay. Paul. You got Jessica. Jessica.

Duncan. Duncan. Duncan, Idaho. Yeah, Duncan, Idaho. You know what? We've also got a Stilgar. That name inspires confidence. Stilgar.

Stilgar. Yeah, that's cool. Is he one of Paul's relatives? No, he's a Fremen. Well, I mean, in faith, they're all relatives, you know? Stilgar loves Paul. Stilgar loves Paul. Paul, yeah.

Basically, he got brainwashed by this Bene Gesserit propaganda that Paul would be their messcan no stillgar no stillgar stillgar is just believes in the faith he didn't get brainwashed he believes in the faith no he but he is brainwashed because the faith is brainwashed it's like probably yeah but not by the bene gesserit right like he's like bene gesserit did it what i feel like he's like he's like whatever okay whatever so stillgar that inspires like strength it's like stillgar and then paul like is there a is there a moment where paul like sips on a nice refreshing coca-cola i love coke there's actually some product placement he holds the can right up to the camera

there's nothing more refreshing and then he's like and then he's like and then he looks directly at the camera and he's like i need to file my taxes with turbo tax he actually gives somebody a Wonka bar in the film. Oh, wow. He does do that. And then Kylie Jenner comes out with a can of Pepsi when the Atreides are fighting with the Harkonnen. And then she gives them a bottle of Pepsi

and she's like, stop fighting. And then Zendaya says, is this some kind of dune too what is this dune city it actually is really funny though because everyone has um names that are like artifacts of earth because like earth earth got like overrun by ai and they all revolted the ai and so now they just all have these like random artifacts that's why there's people called like paul or like duncan i know i see they don't know what any of that fucking means because it's all like yeah i see you know i thought i thought earth didn't even exist in this world and that somehow through some stroke of luck we're still calling people paul oh shit dude i just noticed something

about my skin my hands are gray on the bottom oh my oh my god my hands are totally gray i don't even have a texture on my hands how is that possible wow you seeing this do you have any circulation wow i might have frostbite on these i think you do on these digits you've been dealing with that for years and no one has said anything i have never heard anyone say anything about these things. And they've been gray for years. Jeez Louise, I feel like maybe your friends are like kind of yes men. Maybe. I mean, you'd think even TomSka would probably say something. Oh jeez.

His skin probably suffers the same fate. Wow. Who do you guys think is better, TomSka or Tom Kenny? Who's Tom Kenny? Who's Tom Kenny? Who's Tom Kenny? Am I missing something? It's SpongeBob. SpongeBob voice actor.

Oh. He's a big Tom. He's a Tom Kenny head. He has all the merchandise. I love Tom Kenny. Panda actually paid for a meet and greet with Tom Kenny. Just him and Tom. He rubbed my belly.

He was like meow I'd want him to do doodle bob I'd want him to do some doodle bob shit on me you know nice little hoi mi hoi mi noi hey tune into the SDMP I'm super excited about this new journey we're embarking on. I actually never died when I shot myself in the head canonically.

Yeah. How did that work? hmm maybe i think i think his word quote is uh oh it's flat turn off well the word quote is up dude it sucks too because i was gonna ask like why he hates discord oh my god that doesn't count as a word he can do that right true well genuinely from the bottom of our hearts i think i speak for most of us when i say we genuinely appreciate you guys we uh are very grateful to have been able to do this on youtube for so long that has definitely brought us all together we've made something very special here. And I'm very proud of us. You know,

this is the end of an era, but the start of something new and beautiful. And we're very grateful to you guys for joining us along this journey. Join us on Patreon. Yeah. Just a note for

everyone right before we go. I know I'm over my word quota, but I will say this right now. If more of you guys actually watched the podcast, this would not have ever happened. Wow. Baba Booey.

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