Sleep Deprived Podcast - Selling Corn - SDP #114

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey guys, welcome back to the Mildew podcast. Today we're going to talk about some mildew. Mildew? We're going to talk about mildew, corn, and grass. Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Reacts, episode 114, Panda. Take it away with the mildew. Hey, it's not a react. It's not a react, Mika.

Welcome back to the liberal show. We're liberals. Get me out of here. Go, Panda. This we guy. I the liberal show. We're liberals. Get me out of here. Go, Panda. This we guy. I love liberalism. I hate liberalism. I love liberalism.

I love when liberals complain all the time. Why do liberals complain all the time? Wait, you're complaining right now. I'm complaining about them complaining. You're a liberal. Panda's a liberal. It's so much different and you know it. Panda, you seem like you're a liberal that's not the same it's so it's so much different and you know it and you seem like kind of a liberal okay next topic wow okay i'm getting really

political we can get into it no i'm good i don't want to know i mean we can get into it but can i hear about your mildew corn and uh whatever else we're gonna talk about so guys we're gonna start selling corn mildew and grass okay so why not just the corn in the grass you don't like mildew what's isn't that like a gross little little mold so people like that sort of thing well some molds are good right like cheese is kind of like a mold right right? It's literally a mold. Or a fungus. Is it penicillin mold? Penicillin is mold.

There's so many great molds out there. That's so true. We hate a mold too much. Yeah, and mold is really cool. Have you ever seen the... Is it called the slime mold? Have you seen that? Slime molds. Dude, they're fucking crazy. They move around. I watched a long video of one where it records it for 24 hours,

and it moved across a whole park. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Is the slime mold the biggest organism on Earth, or am I thinking of a fungus? I don't know, man. It's like this thing that stretches out under the forest floor and it's the size of a continent or something. Slime mold? Yeah, slime mold's crazy, right?

Slime mold looks kind of good, I'm not going to lie. Okay, now you're being weird. It's not weird, it looks like cheese. That's like the most normal thing. We could put slime mold on the screen. Sure, dude. This looks like, I'm not going to lie, it does not look like cheese to me.

It looks like you were trying to cook nachos for too long. Yeah. It does look like... And then it exploded. Dude, you know what I did hear about slime mold that I think is pretty cool? What? I'm pretty sure it was slime mold,

but apparently in Japan, they made a bunch of slime mold models because the mold will grow in a way that is extremely efficient and then they modeled streets slime mold can solve a um can solve a maze yeah it can solve no it can solve a maze it's like if you put a slime mold like on one end of a maze and you put some you know food that it likes whatever i don't know probably eats like shit and then it like it moves across the whole maze solving it perfectly to get to the food it never that is not it sometimes fucks up like a little chain of it will go the wrong way but then it immediately goes back and it recombines with the main mold. Mold is crazy. I love fungus, man. Mold is like a mushroom. You're a mushroom.

You're a mushroom. You ever seen Shrigma? Remember that guy? Oh my god, I remember that. I forgot about that. That was probably a distant relative of yours. What's your favorite fungus or mold?

Butt mold. What? Something I do like seeing, and you guys are going to call me gross, you guys are going to say, Panda, this is so disgusting, this is gross, this is abhorrent, but seeing people grow or just anything that is able to gather moisture is pretty fucking cool.

Is your one example of a thing that could gather moisture or mold. Well, people do that. They let it grow. Most of the time, it's like fruit, right? Like online or like a vegetable, right? Well, some of them, they get like a book and they cover it in water and then they put it in like a little plastic container and then it grows. I'm not going to lie.

Not my favorite. I like watching mushrooms grow, but mold, I don't know. They actually come and can grow into mushrooms. I've seen it. Wait. You've seen it yourself? No, no, no, no. Oh my god, we should do that for a video.

Guys, I know you guys are going to say we can't do that, but we should actually do that. We can't do that. That'd be so funny. We definitely can't do that. We definitely can't i mean okay we could do it we could like some something would stop us along the way but we could try to do it well why are why are we selling corn mildew and uh grass like why are we doing that there's an abundance of it there's a lot of people that want it yeah like cows want grass oh yeah i want corn like i want it i i actually i actually me personally yeah like do you know corn do you respect corn i see the thing is like usually i

just prefer it on the cob with butter and it's like very hard for me to eat it off the cob. But really, yeah, I gave it a try like a few times recently, like a friend recommended corn cheese, which is like, oh, yeah. I think it's called cheese corn or corn. And it was pretty good. Maybe I'm hesitant to try something like that. That's corn cheese and uh it was pretty good i'm hesitant to try something like that that's corn cheese yeah it's actually good it's so basically you oh you fry okay in a bowl you put uh let me think of how i did this you corn, a bit of mayonnaise, cheese shredding. I'm going to puke. I'm going to corn.

Season, seasoning. And then you fry it. And then it gets really creamy. And the corn is covered in creamy cheese. What kind of cuisine is this? Because I know in a lot of cultures, people put, people put, like, corn on their pizza, which I think is an affront to Italian food. Who puts corn on their pizza?

A lot, like, a lot of people do. That seems interesting. Corn on pizza. Well, this is a Korean dish. It's, like, a popular, like, barbecue dish, apparently. Corn? Yeah. Man, corn. Don't get me started on corn, dude. Yeah, corn really.? Yeah. Phew, man.

Corn. Don't get me started on corn, dude. Yeah, corn really. Once I get started, I can't stop. I might go a little crazy if we keep talking about corn. We should keep talking about corn. You know what we should do? We should invite someone that really hates corn. We could probably find the person online that hates corn the most and invite them.

I mean, honestly, like... Yeah, corn's biggest hater. I bet you corn's most biggest hater, though, is sort of elusive. It might be hard to find them. I mean, I'm right here. You just said you ate some corn cheese, bro.

Yeah, but I have a very complicated relationship with corn. That's fine, but there's a bigger hater. You're like a corn centrist, but there's a corn fascist out there in the world man and we got to find them that'd be so cool like we find we should find people that hate like just a random do you think it would be cool i don't think it would i think it's kind of cool it'd be really uninteresting dude if someone hates corn that much they have to have a like a reason that's super interesting no because i think if you hate it that much like you hate it for no reason at all because like there's no

really legitimate reason to hate corn well maybe maybe they know something maybe they know something we don't big corn is suppressing a lot of corn conspiracies that's what i've been saying but the corn media doesn't like talking about that. Big corn is probably an issue. I don't know. I'd have to look into it. I think big corn is a big issue. Isn't Monsanto basically big corn? Yeah.

Dude, fuck corn. Maybe I hate corn. Yeah, join me, dude. Oh, no, I'm a cob. Really tasty. Yeah. Honestly, but for the last few years, i've had multiple opportunities to have corn on the cob i've turned it down wow you're evil i've done it to me i gotta admit it i've done it as

well shout out man sometimes you're just not in the mood for the cob yeah i've had some corn in my poke recently i tried it there too there too, and it was pretty good. I liked it. It's like one of those things where you don't think about it, and then you have it and you like it, but it's like when you think about it regularly or when you think about it in general, you're like, I don't know if I want corn right now.

You know what I mean? Maybe you don't deserve corn, man. Damn. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, man. You deserve it. You know an insult I mean? Maybe you don't deserve corn, man. Damn. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, man. You deserve it. You know an insult I hate? What?

I feel like you don't really hear it as much now, but corny. And I think it's fitting in a lot of scenarios, but a lot of times people just throw it around as like a synonym for stupid when it is not stupid. You sound kind of corny right now, man. Can we, yeah, can we unpack corny? Like what is corny to you, a panda? I don't know. It's like... Yeah, let's all name can we unpack corny like what is corny to you a panda i i don't know it's like yeah let's all name something that's corny okay okay i have to think the the rappers that rap really fast like eminem oh yeah that's corny see see it's not like a synonym for stupid

no it's like its own thing but people just interchangeably interchangeably use it and it pisses me off so you're calling this corny what i gotta do wow that was the opposite of that's not like yeah that's that's hard that was your original flow someone's gonna have to slow that down to 25 percent speed to hear what i was saying do you want me to do it again yeah oh man i might have to go on the eminem rant oh i hate eminem man go i don't hate eminem but I hate the people that try to be him. Yeah. I'm going to kill everyone. That's what they all do.

There's a lot of violence, you know. I got a tummy gun and I'm going to Bobby Blonde a dummy blonde with my biggie thumb. Biggie thumb? Tupac on the new block. Space. Minecraft.

Minecraft. Minecraft. I gotta mine that. You're actually so right though. Like doesn't Eminem have lyrics about like breaking into someone's room through the window or something? He was kind of unhinged back in the day, right? I mean. Yeah.

Like in his early career, it was pretty wild. He did give us such gems such as that's an awfully hot coffee pot though i like that song uh stan and uh what about you like fat oh yeah i love i'm coming viewers viewers i want you to go right now i want you to type fac into youtube and i shove a gerbil up my ass i'm with this sounds like like Eric Cartman because it really does. So he ripped off Eric. Okay, I'll say it. That song is

corny. That song is corny. I don't think it's corny. I think it's it's like a complicated type of corny. I think it's corny. It's clearly derivative of Eric Cartman's great voice from the late 90s.

It purely ripped off. And it's just a lame copycat. The late 90s? Was Eric Cartman dead? Wasn't he born then? I don't know. That's when the show came out, you know? Yeah, I mean, what came first?

South Park or Eminem? I think that lyric is post uh south park man that's actually so funny maybe that's where maybe eminem just stole his stick 2005 that's this is eight years after south park came out eminem released the the horrible song fac which we should really read the lyrics to fack yeah pull them up pull them up while you're pulling them up uh did anyone else get obsessed with the m&m song that was in the mw2 trailer the one where it's like uh there was this one song that was like in an mw2 trailer that i got obsessed with by m&m when i was like 11 yeah yeah i'm not afraid

i don't like that song yeah i don't either everybody you know what's that what's his most popular song i don't like the spaghetti song either uh what's mom spaghetti yeah spaghetti already mom spaghetti yeah that i have the lyrics to fac okay mika plug your ears mika take it away i'm ready i'm feeling okay i'm done i already came twice you ain't gonna make me come i'm all out of gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass ow that, that hurts. Take it out now. Oh, wait a minute. Aw, put it back in. In, in, in. This don't mean I'm gay. I don't like men. I like boobs, boobs, boobs. Now this is where the good part

comes up. Now see that gerbil? Grab that tube. Shove it up my butt. Let that little rascal go on my asshole. Uh. Wait, wait, wait. See what you will? But that was kind of a bar. Rascal. Asshole. And this is where Eminem reaches his wait wait wait see what you will but that was kind of a bar rascal asshole

rascal are my asshole yeah it's very lyrical miracle he somehow found another rhyme to the word orange and then he goes yeah right here right there I'm coming oh yeah so implying that the gerbil made him

ejaculate M mika what what do you think about this great song from m&m you know in the peak of his career um it's a call the hits it's a bit surprising that he uh this is on the hits yeah i'm i'm sure it was a hit among this was the second song on the album and i'm serious an album called the hits start this is all of his apparently his self-proclaimed best work number two song right after the intro fact by eminem where he talks about his ass What's so funny about that is like I'm pretty sure everyone knows that like slot two is

where all the bangers go and he thinks that that's the banger of his entire discussion. Yeah, yeah. On the banger album he put it in track two which is the spot for the banger. Not Stan, not Lose Yourself, not Mockingbird,'t i just it's great

you have to admire this genius oh fuck i think it's stuck i mean what other rapper has talked about reaching the pinnacle of sex orgasm via gerbil that's a good question i mean i'm sure there's got to be someone out there who's done it alex unknown song coming out soon no dude come on actually there there there is a new alex unknown song out depending when this is out this classic guy always patience back in come on listen to me and he didn't even say sorry continue sorry panda that's how you know i was so caught up in my own ego can you continue mika did you deserve to have an ego wait wait did you know that smosh is coming back holy shit i'm just going back i'm gonna fucking i'm slay jackie right now

holy fuck like i'm wearing my star Wars shirt. I'm wearing my Captain America high thigh socks. I fucking love Smosh. I have a Funko Pop in my ass. Dude, you're a Smosh hater. I can't believe this. Are you a Smosh hater? Food fight is coming back. Food fight is back, Mika.

Pink Frosted Donut versus Olive Garden Breadstick is back. They're going to do an epic zoom-in shot where the breadstick goes inside the donut, and Anthony and Ian both look at the camera and go, like, sex? Have they ever done Pink Frosted Donut versus Machete? Yeah, they should do that. Pink Frosted Donut versus a tank? Let's see who would win now

fucking Ian pink frosted donut versus nuclear bomb yeah take that Ian you fucking stupid donut it's kind of like I don't know it's just kind of like when Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson met for the first time

what did they do they got into a fight. Really? I don't know. Have you not watched a legendary movie? That's really sad. So their first appearance together in life was a fight? No, no, no. They went to the

Simpsons Brewery. I forget what it's called. And they had a drink. And then they got mad at each other because Peter was like, my drink's better. And peter was like my drinks matter and then homer was like no duff is better and then i started fighting what would you be what's peter griffin's beer called uh shit i don't remember isn't it called uh patriot or something oh yeah that shit sucks. Is it Patriot beer? It tastes like an ass, like a hairy ass.

Wait, how would you know, man? Because it's called Patriot beer. Maybe the Patriots are cooking. Yeah, cooking in 40 layers under the ground. It's Pawtucket Patriot Ale. That sounds horrible. Yeah. I'll put a picture of Pawtucket patriot on the screen dude they opened up this uh candy store and uh they sell things like you can get like uh duff beer oh that's epic

yeah you can you can get a bunch of like drinks from like tv shows and stuff that yeah that's it that's all i wanted to say probably get like a charlie and the chocolate factory chocolate bar yeah you probably could i got a hello kitty hello kitty soda from yo what was it flavored like it tasted like um it tasted like a melted strawberry popsicle that sounds really really yummy it was actually pretty good like a melted strawberry popsicle. That sounds really, really yummy. It was actually pretty good. Like a melted strawberry cream popsicle. Like a creamsicle. A strawberry melted, a melted strawberry creamsicle.

I really like creamsicles. Yeah, I think they, do you like the orange ones? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's the dreamsicle. I'm sorry. The dreams dreamsicle I love that one yeah I'm have you seen Ben Shapiro's new thumbnails on YouTube no tell you about him he started doing like the Mr. Beast faces they're really good man he's got so many great new thumbnails. He's going like... On his regular channel.

Yeah, this one, this rap song has 16.9 million views and I'm disturbed. And he's making like a face and it says, pound town in quotes. He's like very disgusted. Oh, yeah, he is.

Yeah. The problem is there's not enough colors, though. There's no sauce. He doesn't have the sauce. Ben Shapiro, if you're listening, up the colors. You need to up the contrast. You're not doing enough. No sauce, man.

You suck at this. He makes the same face in every thumbnail. It's like a, huh? He's going, huh? Like a raising your eyebrow type look. Like a, huh? He's so excited to own another 18 year old in a college dorm well what's ironic about this is like with this with these thumbnails it looks like he's

going for 18 year olds to click yeah i mean i wouldn't be surprised yeah you know he needs he needs to get rid of that beard he needs to get rid of his life but you guys agree right like i don't like his beard it's not right yeah i mean bring back bring back no facial hair shapiro do you think he puts like a eyeliner in his eyebrows or whatever like his eyebrows in the thumbnail look very very drawn drawn in don't you think um i can see it. I'm so pissed off by his beard. What do you even call this? A loser? This beard. This thing.

Corny. No. Actually, maybe. Yeah, because it doesn't fit him. Yeah, maybe that's why. This guy's fucking corny. We got him, dude. This guy's fucking corny. Own that fraud. Own that fraud.

Own that fraud. It just doesn't look right. Yeah, fuck that guy, man. Maybe he needs to grow it out. Maybe he needs manscaped. He probably does use it. Wait, are we doing this? He probably plucks his fucking

dick hair one by one. There's probably some people that do that. Yeah, and he hair one by one. There's probably some people that do that. Yeah, and he's one of them. He's a freak. Would you do that? No! You would never do that. I take my Manscaped razor. Love that thing.

One of my favorite products to ever grace the internet. No, I just love the Manscaped razor. I would use it forever and ever i uh i just take that thing and i go and i'm done oh dude can i tell you about a sorry go ahead were you were you done with this topic yeah i was gonna keep going you can keep going i'm just gonna keep doing that noise all right for sure uh panda have you seen atlanta i've seen atlantis i've seen atlantis no no atlanta like yeah but i've seen atlantis i know

all the secrets no no no he's referring to the boy donald glover oh the show atlanta i thought you were talking about atlantis no atlanta dude atlanta you talk about atlanta starring donald glover i thought you were talking about atlantis no atlanta dude atlanta you talk about atlanta like the fucking city in georgia the capital of georgia atlanta yeah i just wanted to say it's like a really good show that's it i'm only i've heard it's really good yeah i i um i got through eight episodes they're like short episodes so it's not long. I'm like dying to find more time to watch it because it is just really good. I just wanted to say that. I think everyone listening to

this should go watch Atlanta. It's like this really awesome like surreal show comedy drama situation and it just keeps getting better. It just keeps getting better. You knowald glover was a youtuber was he actually yep like he started on youtube this is america what what like what kind

of videos was he making uh minecraft let's plays he made skit no that that was baby keem oh sorry are you serious yeah he did baby keem made minecraft let's plays i know he made minecraft videos he has a minecraft intro we should put that at the start of the pod we should put that at the start of our videos a minecraft let's play intro from baby keem from baby keem specifically okay i don't know anything about baby is he cool yeah he's great he actually does have a minecraft channel it's called high keezy hd wow h-y-k-e-e-z-y hd that's awesome there's an alternate universe where baby keem's making minecraft videos dude i bet he's still making minecraft videos somewhere i'd like to believe is she about the submarine and the water man the billionaire in it no what happened man you

haven't heard about that have you heard about that panda yep yeah how have you not heard about this do you live in a submarine under the ocean did you die in the submarine did you die in the submarine um i kind of live under a rock not gonna lie so i would love to be filled in i'm just kidding man you know a lot about the world but this great great event there was this billionaire who spent like 250 000 to get in this little like capsule with his buddies uh to go into the water you know to explore the water and uh they're they're currently drowning in the, somewhere in, I don't know, probably, I don't know, the ocean, some ocean right now.

And they're going to die. And everyone's making fun of it. Wait, what? Yeah. They're lost at sea right now, as we speak. I mean, by the time this episode comes out, maybe they will have found their remains. But they're currently dying,

or probably dead in the water who bought who did this some billionaire like some weird billionaire freak oh he was piloting it yeah i thought someone hacked like the submarine with it what yeah that would be a crazy story yeah i thought that was crazy because they used a fucking, like, a video game controller to control a submarine. Yeah, they have, like, an inside sort of apparatus. Like, it's basically two

screens on the side of the walls attached or being controlled with, like, a $30 Logitech controller from Amazon. And, yeah, I don't know. I wonder if, like, the controller just stopped working. Like, maybe the A button stopped working, so they just started drowning.

Yeah, you should have done the one-up glitch. Yeah, yeah, you should have done the Konami code or whatever. You think there's, like, a curse of the Titanic? Like, maybe that's what got them. And maybe it was Atlantis. Atlantis shot them down. Do you think Atlantis was was real i think it's still real man oh dude speaking of atlantis um they found that they found the temple of zeus

recently like the legendary temple of zeus yeah i think they're like pretty sure they found the remains of the temple of zeus what the hell is the temple of zeus man it was like this uh mythical mythicized temple dedicated to no wait am i thinking of the right one dude i don't know i'm so confused but it's like if that thing is real then it's like uh yeah who's to say atlantis isn't real, since the Euphrates River is drying up, they're finding like a bunch of stuff that they wouldn't have been able to find before. And they found like this old temple that has like,

it's not a temple, but they found these like old ruins of like, they look like old, like an ancient prison thing. It's like kind of cool. Wait, it's underwater. Well, it was, but then since the river dried up holy shit Atlantis is real wait so this is why global warming is good because we're able to see the past

no no no no let's not go there wait it kind of owned you I think if we drowned the ocean or every body of water if we drowned the ocean drowned every body of water. If we drowned the ocean. Drowned the ocean.

Drowned every body of water, every ounce of H2O. There's probably a lot of cool shit. Yeah, but I don't think it's worth it, you know? Like, I don't think it's worth destroying the planet. Wait, Mika, think about this. We switch the water from all of Earth and make, like, another moon. What? Like, moon out of water of water like made of water

yeah that's crazy man but how are we but we need water dude we can import it or we can leave some here import it from where okay maybe not important but we can leave it we can leave some on earth for us and all 1 million animals to drink with and then we can make like a giant planet out of water giant moon um no that makes sense i just looked at that that's scientifically accurate really yeah it's a fact check actually yeah you're just saying there's no way no it's real so if we just got a bunch of water and put it in the orbit, it'll turn into a planet? Yeah, exactly. Isn't one of Saturn's moons made out of ice?

But it still has a core is the thing. If you just took a bunch of water, I don't think the moon is going to have a core. We can make a core. Well, follow us over to the patreon section where sorry guys we need more funds on the patreon section meika needs immediate emergency care and we don't have the money please donate to our patreon go over there at patreon.com slash sleep deprived where we have all these cool things like an extended episode of the podcast and a microsoft server and a discord server and extra shows and like everything you could ever

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