Sleep Deprived Podcast - Skibidi Toilet - SDP #118

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

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hey everybody oh i got you that's uh what do you think you're the opening guy now you do every intro i mean how about we do one together okay sure all right on three yep one two three hey everybody welcome back to the podcast episode 118 skibbity bop bop best podcast ever skibbity boo we're back today we're going to hit you with an intellectual discussion about this new meme that we've all been talking

about off the pod skibbity dupe toilet what the fuck is it called panda skibbity toilet so there's this new meme which a lot of people are proclaiming is really one of the first gen alpha memes that's how i'm looking at this i'm kind of scared i think this is where yeah because they're like all the like young gen alphas like the 12 year olds they love this shit this is how it's getting getting so many views this is gen alphas first meme and this is where i can officially say i've

gotten too old like i am i am now the millennial i am the millennial that i hate so much to the gen alpha i am now the millennial zoomer can you describe this meme for those who are not familiar with it? It's essentially like an SFM animation, right, Panda? Yeah. Of like a dude who like pops out of a toilet, like his head pops out and he goes like, you know, skibbity bop or whatever. That's the whole thing? That's it. We're screwed, dude. I'm telling you, like, this is it.

We're old now. It's like absurd animation type thing with like Gary's mud., this is it. We're old now. It's like an absurd animation type thing with Gary's mod. We've lost it. All three of us don't get it. We're all zoomers. We don't get it. I feel like I kind of get it. It's the same reason people like the Thomas the Tank Engine

smoke weed type SFM animation type shit, you know? Yeah, it's just really random XD funny. I'm just scared, man. I'm just scared. sfm animation type shit you know yeah it's just really random xd funny like we've gone i'm just scared these videos get like tens of millions of views yeah gen alpha kids are watching this on their ipad i don't understand why they love this so much like the sherlock like they can't even fathom how it's made. Because SFM to them is impossible because they're growing up without a computer.

For these kids, everything is going to be touchscreen, dude. It's all touchscreen. They're going to be writing essays on their phone. They're going to be doing their taxes on their phone. Nothing is going to be on the computer. We're going to be the nerds. The computer is going to get thrown out. And so to them, this is like witchcraft.

This is witchcraft. It's like, how would someone make this but i guess eventually maybe they'll make it so you can make 3d animations on your phone and then they'll figure it out maybe that's the next step dude i feel like this is just a full circle moment like we've gone we left we're old now we left xd lay random yeah very funny XD, Le Random, Nia, Very Funny, Rafflecopter, Glomp Me, and that's where we've ended up. Like, were SFM animations not hugely popular, like,

12 years ago? They were, but they didn't get, like, tens of millions of views. Like, this channel gets Mr. B subs daily. Yeah, this is a new wave. I don't understand why kids love this so much. The kids are just into it, man. Surely there's better stuff out there.

No offense to the people uploading this. This is what the millennials were thinking when we were watching intervention montages. They were like, why the heck would anyone watch that? This is so weird. I can't be a boomer. I can't. We're boomers now. We're becoming boomers. You better be cool and hip and youthful it's over for us check into the fucking old person so we

are geriatric now but surely there's like a more entertaining stuff than this and i'm not trying to be mean but like why does this why is it so successful i mean what did you like when you were 12 mlg i mean yeah but it never got like this much views and shit dude this is nuts if you so if you go onto the fuck boom channel one day ago i love the username dude one day ago seven million views three days ago 24 million views this is each video holy shit and they're just titled skibbity skibbity toilet 39 skibbity 40 doesn't make sense it's like a let's play a video wow some of them people aren't even watching them in order like skibbity toilet 45 has more views than Skibbity Toilet 42. So, this person has

cracked the code. Do you think he's gonna come out with, like, like, an anthology cut of, like, Skibbity Toilet, the complete edition? He's gonna get a Netflix show. Netflix contract. They're gonna upload this shit.

And that's where we're gonna feel so fucking old, dude. Can you imagine giving you a toilet on Netflix? I really think it's over. It's Jover. I'm just thinking, is this the most entertaining thing for kids? It doesn't make sense to me. Everyone loves

Thomas the Tank Engine. You sound so old right now I can't be old This is the riff I'm telling you this is the riff It starts at Skibbity Toilet 39 Where's Skibbity Toilet 1 through 38

Like what if I want to watch the whole catalog You don't want to know about Skibbity Toilet Yeah you gotta subscribe to his Patreon or something. You know, fine. If each video got a million views, whatever. But they get tens of millions. You're jealous, dude. I think you want Skibbity Toilet.

I am. This guy's probably making so much fucking money. He probably is. They're getting longer now, too. So you can get a couple of ads on them. So why? Go ahead, Panda. Go ahead panda go ahead that should be our next gaming video so the problem with that is we need talent yeah we're kind of we're short

on that panda we can do the next best thing we can clickbait it we can call it skibbity toilet 50 so we should call this episode skibbity toilet 50 so we should call this episode skibbity toilet 50 that's dude wait i mean we do have a recording coming up like what if we just actually call it skibbity toilet and it's like a gary's mod video exactly yeah that's where the money is it's all about money so why why him over all the other like sfm animators who are if you're not familiar with sfm animations it's basically like uh animations with done with like gary's mod models and like gary's mod is like a game it's done it's done with a an animation software made by valve uh which just has a lot of you know models from gary's mod and whatnot it's like a

free like thing that anyone can download. It's been a thing forever. There's a lot of really cool SFM animations from ancient... Back in my day. It's always been a thing. But for some reason, I don't understand. I need to understand. I try looking it up too.

Why is this channel doing so well? I don't see any answers. Yeah, I think maybe it just happens to be like an inside job like uh there's like there's we don't realize how many kids are like just on their fucking ipads right now how old is the oldest alpha i think the oldest alpha is like 13 this year really it's like something like that like 12 or 13 okay so they're reaching an age where they're like they're starting to be able to make their own memes and like they have sentience and like they can think for themselves yeah if you were born 2010 or later um you're alpha so yeah there's like 13 year old alphas running out there's probably we probably have a couple gen alphas that watch us and it's maybe more than a couple that is wild but like but like spongebob right like i can't

be a boomer for thinking spongebob would get more views i mean this is our duty this is our duty you're supposed to hate the next generation and the next generation is supposed to hate you so i mean is it weird that uh is it weird that I don't hate Skibbity Toilet? No, I don't hate it either. It just doesn't make sense to me why it's doing so well. I hate it. I can't be a boomer. I'm normal.

You're old now, man. Panda, you're getting old, man. You're sounding like you grew a beard suddenly. You're sounding like your back a beard suddenly you're sounding like your back got crooked there's 20 million people watching these I'm so fucking jealous can we get this guy in the pod

honestly yeah we should like he's gonna come on our podcast I actually don't hate generation alpha either oh come on that's like the one thing you have to do like we hate millennials and millennials hate us like we have to continue the tradition i think uh i think millennials are like kind of annoying yeah but like but like generation alpha hasn't done anything to like offend me yet

yeah not yet man but it starts the skibbity toilet and in about five years you're gonna be you're gonna be real pissed you're gonna be like get off my lawn gen alpha stupid so what comes what comes next what's after skibbity toilet what is like let's predict some gen i don't know like it's it's hard to it's hard to even imagine right they could do anything i think it's like difficult to imagine but like let's just i'm just curious like you know imagine like a gen alpha person stumbles on this like 20 years later 10 years later and just listen to like a couple a few boomers talking about like yeah they're gonna call us all those fucking old ass zoomers fucking idiots they're wrong about everything yeah well i think okay after skivity toilet not necessarily in any particular order but i think one popular gen alpha meme is just going to be sending like uh gosh i think it's gonna be like

i think cats are evergreen yeah well that's the thing see that's why we should be mad they're just stealing our shit and repurposing it like zoomers own sfm dude we had the cool sfm back in the day and now they're just repurposing it so yeah they're gonna steal fucking cat memes they're gonna do lol cats again that's what they're gonna do they're gonna they're gonna repurposing it. So yeah, they're going to steal fucking cat memes. They're going to do lolcats again. That's what they're going to do. They're going to do lolcats. They're going to do NyanCat. I think NyanCat is going to make a comeback. I think they're going to do Can I Has Cheeseburger.

It's bullshit, man. This channel gets 200,000 subs a day. I don't get it! We're fucked, man. It's over. Comments, please tell me. fuck boom i love how derpy that title is how does a channel called the fuck boom almost have 20 million subs that actually is a crazy number 20 million there's not that many youtube channels that

have that many it's mr beast numbers for sfm animations it's honestly i take it back this is actually pretty awesome i think it actually is pretty cool we've reached like uh we've reached a breaking point i think where it's like youtube is like a runaway train it's just up from here you know especially because like what else are you going to do on an ipad you can't play games on an ipad you're going to watch youtube on an ipad i feel like youtube is like gonna specifically appeal to gen alpha and like target gen alpha kids yeah i mean i think that's the i think that's the general path is like everything's gonna be you know we've already kind of seen it in like the past decade but everything's like getting shifted to like the mobile phone like websites just have like these sleek ui designs that are

like look like they're on the phone anyway like even when you like websites just have like these sleek ui designs that are like look like they're on the phone anyway like even when you're on your desktop like people like watch fucking like netflix on their phone which i think is psychotic like if you're gonna watch a fucking video like you should like a movie you should watch it on a big screen like a laptop at least at least a laptop like can you imagine i watch netflix on my phone really oh my god i mean sometimes i'm lazy in bed you know actually uh yeah i guess i have a tv next to my bed so i just put it on the tv dude like i i swear to you like gen z we're already on the way out i think marketers are gonna stop giving a shit about us in like five years yeah well yeah that's how it goes dude

dude if skibbity toilet 46 can get 31 million views there's probably a lot of money to be made off of gen alpha yeah we need to start i mean first we start putting skibbity toilet in the thumbnail and then in the title but we should keep an eye out like any new gen alpha memes we just throw them up we're gonna we're gonna capitalize on this can we get an insider gen alpha person like a gen alpha analyst just like a 13 year old kid yeah just bring a 13 year old on the pod dude i can't wait for the for the the fuck boom um like uh pepsi cola coca-cola collaboration honestly it might get there with these fucking numbers like it might we might see some weird shit with it you're getting mad in like a

mcdonald's commercial is snacking on some skibbity toilet snacks at the gas station like you know i was thinking because the internet is so irony poison now to where like kids they're gonna be they're gonna be growing up with ironic memes and ironic like genuine shit and ironic shit to where it's all gonna be like equal to each other where like an ironic meme is gonna be the same thing as like an unironic joke i do kind of think though we're like ushering out of like the irony level humor and more into this like culture where people are you know just themselves like i mean honestly think about like smosh coming back i think that's like a representation of how people are kind of like oh

like i want you know kind of like this humor that people were dubbing cringe for the past 10 years to come back like just silly shit just like people being themselves and like not afraid to uh you know show them express themselves like i think skibbity toilet is a true expression of the human soul. This is just raw human passion. I'm all for expression, man.

Here's a thought. What if we're not leaving irony? What if we're just getting older and our circles like getting older? We're fucked. Like, but like, do you ever think about how many like 10 million, 20 million sites? Like my friend the other day sent me like this Roblox YouTuber who has like 10 million,

20 million subscribers. And all they do is just scream about Roblox. And like, it was like a Roblox Jenga video, and they were just screaming. And like, I have never once heard of this YouTuber. And yet there are like 20, I've never interacted with anyone who has heard about this YouTuber.

And then suddenly they just have 20 million views. Like Roblox is huge with the Gen Alpha. I mean, that's why we should make more Roblox videos. Damn, dude. You know what's funny? That's the one we hate recording the most. Yeah. Because we're old.

Boomers. I'm not going to stand for this. I can't hate new things. I don't like Roblox, I know. It's hard, dude. It's hard to like it. It's really hard. Viewers, how do you guys like Roblox? You just do nothing all day. You just stand and just wait.

That's what they love, man. They just stare at the screen and they just click the buttons. I like Call of Duty because you shoot people and then they die and you just keep doing that over and over again. Roblox, you just stand around I don't get it I'm a boomer we're old

damn dude why does this acoustic panel keep falling off I think this spot is just not gonna happen yeah that's a shame speaking of being old I've been reading a lot of articles about Joe Biden recently.

And you're going to hate what I'm about to say. Alright, let's hear it. I don't like Joe Biden. But I'm starting to warm up. You are so brave, dude. What I'm about to say is going to piss you off. I'm starting to warm up to him a little bit. Is it because he's on his way out?

Yeah. But no, I Is it because he's on his way out? Yeah. But no, I mean, like, obviously, like, he's a shitty, uh, probably person, but also politician. Crappy guy. But they've been releasing, like, more articles recently, um, that, like, peer into his, like, actual life. And there was this article recently that I read that made me like him a little more it basically um all of the people that work around him are really scared to like go up to him alone and like you know like just to like ask for something or be like hey like here's your coffee because he is prone to going into like long swearing fits this article says yeah like he just gets really pissed off behind this article says behind

closed doors biden has such a quick trigger temper that some aides try to avoid meeting alone with him some take a colleague almost as a shield against a solo blast the president's admonitions include god damn it how the fuck don't you know this don't fucking bullshit me and get the fuck out of here damn dude he's awesome do you think that's like gamer moments you think he's gone too far i think he probably has he's had he's definitely he's got to have he's from a different time period i guess like this this makes me want to ask you guys a question if there was any president you could hang out with at least in like i don't know like the neoliberal area like maybe like jimmy carter and up like who would you want to hang out with because i for a while you know i wouldn't have said biden i don't know maybe

i would have said jimmy carter or something but i think maybe i would pick joe biden i think he would take me to like a baseball game he'd get me like you know ice cream yeah and he would just like you know he would just fall asleep yeah he would swear at me and then fall asleep and i would just enjoy my free ice cream in my baseball game like you know you wouldn't want to go to like hang out with obama like or like trump like they'd be like you know they're like super narcissistic they wouldn't shut the fuck up about themselves and i mean i don't know i kind of want to see a fucking wrestling match with trump well that's different i mean yeah i would love to see donald trump wrestle that would be awesome no no like we we can both comment it over like look at that guy look at him fight that guy

oh yeah maybe that that would be kind of fun i think donald trump is at his best when he's like riffing you know i probably would choose like obama that's awful that honestly that might be like one of the worst ones to pick i mean like i'm not happy about it but he's just so boring like have you seen him like post-presidency like because now he doesn't get his speeches written he is the most boring fucking guy ever like he's just it would put me to sleep what is like what does he do that's so boring he you know obama is like known as this guy that had like great rhetoric like he's a he's a great speaker right but all the speeches were written so like if you like listen to interviews now he is really

fucking boring like he doesn't have anything to say he's also just like a he's a narcissist as well i could see that but i feel like for like a night out, we're just hanging out one time. You know, narcissists will make you feel really good at first. And if I don't have to see him again after that, then it's like, you know, it's like kind of like, okay. I don't chill with that. It's just boring.

I'd rather have like a good time. I feel like, you know, even Trump maybe would be a better time, okay, I don't know. I'm chill with that. It's just boring. I'd rather have a good time. I feel like even Trump maybe would be a better time, honestly, than Obama. Trump loves McDonald's. I can envision myself, me and him, tinking a Big Mac. Each of us. We cheers. It would be too... I mean, honestly, any president, it would just be so awkward to hang out with them you're like i don't know you're just like watching a movie like say transformers 2

which i sent you on twitter classic movie to watch for the u.s president yeah it like gets to a scene where there's like a giant explosion you like turn to obama oh yeah that reminds me of the time you like used a drone and like bombed that place or whatever well that's why i'm saying joe biden would be the best because he would just fall asleep during the movie and then you could just like eat as much popcorn as you want just enjoy it you know oh god what if it gets to a steamy kissing scene next to biden or obama tugs on my shirt i feel like uh biden he would probably like he would be like a cranky grandpa he wouldn't even

want to watch a movie with you he'd be like go to your room fuck you don't fucking bullshit me shit off you'd like try to get him a nice meal or something he'd just be like what is this shit this is awful tries to get up from the couch to leave and he trips over the fucking table hey get me up they sandbagged me jack dude the meme this is grim but when biden dies it's gonna be really funny oh 100 when any u.s president dies it's funny like the memes that will come out of it will be amazing. I guess it depends how he dies. It would be funny if he died just falling. Like he's walking up to his private jet and he just falls down?

I honestly think they should put him in a wheelchair. I think it would garner more sympathy. Eventually he's going to have a bad fall and his legs are going to hurt. He's going to be in a wheelchair. It's going to be like FDR. It's going gonna be awesome and all the libs are gonna go this is so cool i feel so bad for him the votes are gonna go up it's gonna be awesome when are since we're getting political when are the republican primaries uh i don't know like like this upcoming early year really like yeah i mean next year is the general election so i figure when the fucking primaries

are i think they're the spring right dude there's actually an election next year yeah i guess it does happen every four years right yeah yeah damn that's wild i'm not being i was like genuinely like interested i mean it would suck to hang out with George Bush. He would show you his shitty paintings. He would show you his Putin paintings. Of people he fucking killed. He paints children in the Middle East.

I feel like George Bush he would invite you over for dinner and then he would just kind of sit with his hands clasped at the dinner table. He would just kind of like sit with his like hands clasped at the dinner table he would just kind of like stare thousand yards stare at his hands and then you like uh you ask him a question he's like huh oh yeah yeah yeah i mean we talk about joe biden has nothing left and that's true but george bush never had anything like he was just like he was just an idiot his whole life what if mr beast became president

mr beast honestly like gen alpha is probably gonna vote mr beast in yeah gen alpha is gonna vote that guy in do you think mr beast could become president like do you think that honestly yeah i probably i mean donald Trump became president. Donald Trump was the celebrity foremost. And like... So was JFK, right? I mean, so was Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was an actor. A lot of presidents are just media personalities.

Mr. Beast. There's a good chance. Honestly, there actually is a non-zero chance he becomes president. I would really not want a YouTuber to become president for multiple reasons. I'm telling you, in five years, you're going to be yelling at the alphas. They're going to be voting in Mr. Basic. You're like, fucking God damn it.

The gen alphas. Imagine like you show up to the UN with like, you know, do people at the UN ever present with like poster boards or something? So imagine like Mr. Beast presenting at the UN and it's his face on a thumbnail and he's like pointing to some graphs and it's like, the economy. I injected $7 billion into the economy with a stimulus package. That's so awesome. It wouldn't be that, though.

They'd be like, we shut down the railroad union across the entire United States. That would be fucking awesome. I am single-handedly disbanding Starbucks. This guy would be sick man yeah at least make it a spectacle every single union in america and then we rose inflation three percent to try to cool down the housing market turns it into a video on his youtube we put a million americans in poverty into a giant incinerator we solved the homeless crisis no one can sub to t-series god damn dude man shut up mr beast yeah dude he just like does the most like he's just like uh completely like um like he i don't know like he he starts like, like, I mean, I'm sure there are like American government charities or something.

Right. And it's like, we gave each homeless person five dollars towards their like, I don't know, allowance to find housing. I'm going to love him. Future 49th president, Mr. Beast. Damn, dude. Do you think if he becomes the president like instead of donald trump giving all those athletes mcdonald's he'll just give them all mr beast burger that big that photo of uh donald trump with like a hundred big macs on a table it'll just goes hard. Yeah, no, it's awesome. A broken clock works twice a day.

Fucking McDonald's at the White House sounds awesome. That shit goes crazy. Dude, but then he'd have to close his businesses, right? Aren't they already closed? Didn't he already close Beast Burger? I think so. I don't think you can get a Beast Burger anymore.

Why did they close? Was it not profitable? It's like a short-term profit thing. It's not like he's making this shit himself. Probably made a bunch of money and he's out. It apparently closed due to quality issues with ghost kitchens. So instead,

he's focusing on his snack brand Feastables, which makes sense. Chocolate bars. Have you had a Feastable? No, I haven't. Has anyone here had one? I haven't either. We should all have a Feastable. Dude, okay, I tried Prime.

Your friend Astro gave me Prime when I was visiting you. And like I don't know how I feel about it. Like it wasn't the worst thing in the world but by the way this was the coconut flavor i think the the moon flavor sounds like it could be kind of weird it was just like honestly it was just very middle of the road and it had a weird aftertaste

but it wasn't like the worst thing i've ever had you know that's fair dude i i've been saying it for years man sleep deprived we gotta get into the sleep supplements business yep we gotta start making like these shitty products where it's just like another product but repackaged that's like really cool you can make a lot of money yeah dude we should uh pour like all the we should like just pour like store-bought coffee into really expensive-looking bottles that we make for two cents. We should just sell water. Yeah, bring back the bath water, man. What if we just did water? Just normal water.

Just normal water? Yeah, I mean, it'll probably become a commodity. People will be like, ha, I'm buying water from a YouTuber. LOL. It's just fucking water though from the tap we should still spit someone would buy pandas spit then I'd be cloned

that's true you gotta watch out for that dude just imagine I want you to before we close this episode off at least for the non-patreon section I want you to picture this. The year is 2060. No, the year is 2050.

Okay. No, the year is 2060. We have Mr. Beast as president presenting his State of the Union address. And in the audience, we have hundreds of pandas clapping and cheering. Just cloned. in unison so you're saying panda is like the ideal human and a future society will just clone panda i'm just expendable so when i die they can just make another one i honestly panda i think you are the future of the human race yeah dude you can't say that about yourself that's like you you got to be nicer to yourself man you're well-rounded i mean what

can't you do you're like the perfect human yeah they're gonna turn you into automatons and just you know they'll just be robot panda turn you into a tamagotchi a tamagotchi that one guy from one piece that i can't remember his name luffy no zora they're gonna turn me into kuma kum that's all my one piece heads out there you'll get that one i'm still on chapter 72 so it's gonna take a bit do you like well do you like now i okay so i'm at this arc where they're um there's these shark people and there's they just control this village and the taxes are so high that no one can afford it. And then if they can't afford it, they just flip the houses over.

I think that's awesome. I actually like it. It's like the first arc I've kind of enjoyed. I like the Usopp. I like the Usopp arc as well. I kind of like Usopp. Well, if you want to listen to us talk about more One Piece, follow us over to the Patreon section of the podcast.

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