Sleep Deprived Podcast - SLEEP DEPRIVED AMA - SDP #126

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived, episode 126. We have a very special episode for you today. Today we are going to be holding an AMA from you guys. We put out a tweet, you sent us a bunch of questions, most of them are probably horrific and horrible to listen to, and Panda is going to act as the epic moderator who is going to read us the questions and we'll all answer them. You're kind of like that guy at those debates, like at the Republican

debate that asks all the candidates the questions. I'm just like that guy. You even just talk like that too. Really? I'm just like that guy. Just like that guy. Alright, so the first

one, I'm not going to say where the Yeah, screw it, we don't need to give these guys free clout Yeah, I mean, come on guys I think we should give them clout No! Could you guys stop uploading? Yeah, I mean, we could There's your answer, we could

We could, but If the money runs low, probably, yeah Yeah, that's true If the money runs low, probably, yeah. Yeah, that's true. If the money runs low, we're hightailing it out of here. Would you rather have infinite bacon, but no games, or infinite games, but no games? Say it again?

Would you rather have infinite bacon, but no games, or infinite games, but no games? Infinite games, but no games is pointless, because you have infinite games, but you have none of them at the same time, so it doesn't matter. I don't think you're understanding the question.

I don't get it, man. It's too highbrow for me. You could have infinite bacon, but no games. Uh-huh. Or infinite games, unlimited games, but no games. Yeah, but no games. So what's the point of the second one the options are no games but bacon or no games no no you're not you're not oh my god it's okay unlimited bacon but no games uh-huh simple yeah so we have that one squared away. Uh-huh. Okay, second part.

Infinite games, unlimited games, but no games. Okay, so here's the thing. If you have unlimited games, right? Infinite games. But there's none of them at the same time, then you can't actually interact with them. Even if you have the infinite amount of games, you can't play them. But you would have infinite games. But I don't care. I guess I could i could sell them okay i'll do that one i'll do i'll take the infinite

games and i'll sell them i'll start like an ebay business i want to say i could make a lot of money okay so you don't want bacon i don't want bacon bacon tastes gross dude so you're picking the infinite games one infinite games yeah but you know But you know there's no games, right? That's fine. I'll just give up video games. I'm rich now. I'd still pick the bacon because you could probably make money off of that. But you see, then you get no games. You're basically saying you would rather sell bacon than games.

Wouldn't you rather sell games than bacon? It doesn't make sense. Or infinite games but no games. That means there's no games. I think the idea is there's infinite games but you can't make sense. Or infinite games but no games. That means there's no games. I think the idea is there's infinite games but you can't play them. This question sucks! Yeah, this question fucking sucks!

God! Mika, this is a question I think you'd like. Would you rather be a squirrel or Sampha? I'm gonna actually kill the person that wrote that. Uh, would I rather be a squirrel or Sampha? I feel like Sampha in this case.

So I actually think that that's the wrong answer because Sampha isn't real. So I would pick squirrels. No, dude, Sampha's real and has the voice of an angel. You've made this person up. No, I haven't. This is a character in the sleep deprived universe sampha is get they're dropping and he's dropping a new album soon that's really

cool fan fiction that you just wrote yeah well it was fan fiction up until like last week when sampha announced he would drop a new album you have delusions okay my next question what's your guys favorite room in a home in that's actually kind of a fun question yeah i honestly this might be weird kitchen yeah that's pretty good i honestly i think i kind of like a closet is that is that a room i guess that is a room it's its own room i just think it's i kind of uh you know you have all my clothes in there and i like organizing them and i you know if i have like extra things i put them in the closet and i organize it it's just kind of have all my clothes in there, and I like organizing them. And if I have extra things, I put them in the closet, and I organize it. It's just kind of a nice room.

I respect that. How about you, Panda? The kitchen, because then I could just wake up, eat dip, and then sleep, wake up, eat dip, and sleep, wake up, eat dip, and sleep. Bean dip? Any dip. I'll dip into dip. Also, you can hide bodies in the closet i'm gonna say my my favorite

room probably the bedroom oh yeah that's where the magic happens me i see what you as a player okay action okay i didn't i didn't mean it like that the bedroom the bedroom and you got a dog in you i didn't mean like that you got that wolf in you man nah dude i uh my friend they diagnosed me with no riz oh that's really i'm really sorry to hear that i have no riz that is really sad i'm riz-less dude you know back in the day we used to call that game yeah i don I don't think I have any of that. No game, no Riz. Just a bed, an empty bed. What's the next question?

Why is the sky blue? Because of the water, right? Let me think about this one. It's like the water, like the reflection. Are you seriously coming here to ask him questions about science? It appears that as white light passes through our atmosphere, tiny air molecules cause it to scatter. Oh my God, this is a nerd. The scattering caused by these tiny air molecules increases as the wavelength of light decreases.

Violet and blue light have the shortest wavelengths. Okay, Neil Tyson. I got to go on a tangent. I feel like gravity could be fake what like he's got a point let him cook let him we we all just accept that gravity exists and we base our perception of reality around gravity but what but what if it's like something is just holding us down like it really could just be invisible beings just holding everything down holy shit like little invisible gnomes and goblins yeah yeah yeah i could see it to be honest yeah that's smart i like that so yeah the answer is

that the sky is blue because there are a bunch of invisible gnomes that are like holding up mirror like like picture like little like blue like reflectors but they're invisible you can't see them and they're turning the sky blue i think the sky is blue because that's its favorite color that sounds like a drake bar all right there's still a bird in astro's wall what is there still a bird in astro's wall is that the question i'm really scared what do you mean which wall dude i can't believe you forgot about one of your legendary podcast bits where... That's my bit? Yeah. What?

There's a bird in my wall? Yeah. Oh, I do remember the bird in my wall. Really? Because I don't. Oh, you actually don't? No. There was actually...

There was like a week where this bird had had drilled a hole into the side of my wall and it was living in there and like while we were recording like it would tap the wall and uh so me and my friend we went out there and we fucking we should like i like punched the wall until it flew out and then i stuffed the hole full of like paper and it never came back that's gnarly dude that's metal what if you just punched the wall and the bird just got crushed or something well what I would do for the uh for like the first week is if it would make noise I would go up to the wall like inside the house and I would punch the wall like as hard as I could and it would fly

out because I'd get scared and that would like keep it away for a bit but it would always fucking come back. And I was scared it was going to have sex and bird babies in there so I had to fucking take care of it. You had to lay down your foot. I had to lay down the law. Yeah. I respect it. Next question. If you could have

if you could have domesticate any animal which would you have as a pet? I'd probably domesticate a panda. Yeah. Like a panda. Like not a panda, but a panda. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I get you. Yeah. I would... Okay, panda, do you want to answer this one first? A tiger. Bad panda! What? I'm spitting tiger. Bad panda! What? What?

Dude, if you had a tiger, you could be like sick of him and it could kill people for you. No, it's time for you to go back to your crate. If a tiger... If someone really fucked me... Go back to your crate. I'd bring my tiger and be like, kill that fucker. And I'll be left as bones. I think I would domesticate a red panda.

You don't... No, a dinosaur. What? Yeah, I didn't know that counted. If that counts, then I want to domesticate a baby dinosaur. Panda, your food is ready. Really? I'll get that.

I gave him the shitty kibble. Enjoy that. That stuff's really good. It's crunchy, though. It's actually going really well. This stuff's really good. It's crunchy, though. But I like it that way. It's actually going really well. Domestication of success. Alright, next question. Most powerful creature you can best in combat.

You are in a conicilium. What? Condicendilium? One of those style arena with only melee weapons. A coliseum yeah melee weapons so like a knife i guess that count okay so does can i have a knife and then my opponent doesn't

or can my opponent also choose any melee weapon just the most powerful creature you could beat with a melee weapon let's just say it's fists only, just to make it simple. Okay. Like, no weapon. Okay. Most powerful... I mean, it's not going to be that good. Maybe like a RuneScape Goblin? Or like Dobby the Elf?

Maybe, yeah. Yeah, I could probably beat like a middle-aged person. Like, not old to the point where you push them over and they fall and die but they still have some oomph to them like they could still beat your ass okay so you're saying you're kind of tough

no I just think because they're older than someone that has a lot of energy and I had like I don't know you'd run laps around them tire them out like Ali in the ring what about you Mika And I had like, I don't know. You'd run laps around him. Tire him out. Yeah. Like Ali in the ring.

What about you, Miku? I have a knife. No, no, no knife. Any melee weapon. So just with my bare, any melee weapon? Just with your bare fists and ass. Wait, what is, the question says any melee weapon? No, no, the question is, what's like like, the most powerful fictional creature you could defeat?

Fists only. Fists only. Yeah, maybe, like, a goblin. Yeah, I think goblin is a pretty safe bet. Yeah, in, like, hand-to-hand combat or, like... Yeah, I mean, pretty skinny, pretty small. Yeah, I think gob goblin i'm gonna do goblin yeah so we're gonna beat the fuck out of some goblins next question what's your all-time

favorite video games video games oh i mean do you want a real answer probably just pokemon crystal or like i also really like pokemon coliseum i also like shin megami tensei 3 but yeah probably pokemon crystal um but i also like sakura beach so it's tough i'm gonna go with uh i've got honestly pikmin 4 has jumped up there um animal crossing which one new horizons okay You're a Switch enjoyer. I am a Switch enjoyer. Honestly, some Fallout games. Ooh, which one? New Vegas. Interesting.

I kind of like 3 because you can nuke that city in the first hour. That's kind of fun. Understandable. I think 3 is great, too. One of the Pokemon games, honestly, Pokemon as a franchise, probably one of the pokemon games honestly pokemon as a franchise probably one of my favorites oh hyper light drifter and hollow knight i would say those are my you can't have like seven favorite games yeah they can dude they're all my favorites okay that's fair it's like uh you know i can't choose i can't choose between them. How about you, Panda? Panda's favorite is Cunnilingus Simulator, right?

No, no, no. Madagascar for the GameCube. Wait, I want to change my answer. Hello Kitty Roller Rescue for the GameCube. That game is underrated. Or Over the Hedge for the GameCube. Oh, that's a classic. Have you played Over the Hedge for the GameCube?

I actually have. Really? Yeah, when I was a kid. Oh, man, I fucking love that game that if we're talking about like nostalgia value then the spongebob movie video game for the game cube as well dude the game cube had some fucking classics mash bros melee oh my god two mainstream two mainstream for me do they you know how they used to make video games for every movie that came out do they still do that? I think they do, but no one plays them.

Do they? I don't know. Maybe they don't because I feel like they fell out of popularity. Yeah, I don't remember the last time there was one. I don't know. What's the story behind your YouTube? Mine is pretty simple. I really liked just the name Astro as a nickname, but I didn't want to just have that because like a million people have that nickname so i just added some

random fucking letters to the end of it until it didn't have any google search results which is cool for uniqueness but i've learned is actually horrible for seo because no one can fucking spell or remember my name like Like, in our YouTube comments, no one spells my name correctly. They'll spell it like A-S-T-R-O, Astro Slice. It's impossible. Like a face cyst. Yeah, anal cyst.

There's a lot going on. I'm going to take the creation of mine to the grave. Yeah, I hate you for this can i say my theory of what yours is sure but i'm not gonna say anything at all okay so my theory this is ancient lore but mika owns a mikasa figure from attack on titan and i'm pretty sure it's just mikasa plus cuss at the end because he likes mik Mikasa from Attack on Titan. That's crazy. How about you, Panda? Wait, wait. Mika, if you're not saying anything, that's proof

that it's true. 100% proof. Oh, he's sticking with it. I just said I wouldn't say anything. Mika, say nothing if that's the truth. Wait, what? That doesn't make sense. That's the truth, guys. Put that in the wiki.

For me, I wanted to get into the panda domesticating market because you can have successful breeding. Yeah, that's fair. But there was already another channel called A Panda Without an H, so I put an H at the end because I really wanted the fucking name. Maybe I should change it just to A Panda Without an H. What if you just change it to Panda? Nah, it's probably a million pand an H. What if you just change it to panda? Nah.

It's probably a million pandas. Alright, that's fair. So was it a success? Have you domesticated any pandas yet? No, they all die. Oh, yeah. That's kind of sad. They should have died by now, honestly.

They were not meant to live. That's, damn. Next question. Which of you loves god i'm pretty sure we're all godless here aren't we i love god panda is a man of god god watches over me and gives me purpose i mean i think we could all agree that we are big fans of the Six God as our one true God. But other than that, we're not too crazy. I can't say I'm a fan of the Six God, but I'm willing to give him a chance. If the new album is good, I'll give him a chance.

Yeah! Mika's a dog! What did I say? Mika's a dog. He says the bedroom's the best room. Now he knows for the dogs. He's a dog. Mika, you're a dog. You got the bedroom's the best room. Now he knows for the dogs. Mickey, you're a dog. You got that dog in you.

I reckon I do. Why are you guys even alive anymore? I do not get it. I think about that every day. Yeah, it passes my mind. Fuck, I already know your guys' answers to this, and it's gonna suck.

Favorite type of bread? Oat-nut. Oh my fucking god. White bread! That's my favorite! Honey oat whole wheat. Milk toast white fucking bread. Enjoy it. You know what? Honestly,

that's the woke-ass liberal in you. Woke-ass liberal white bread. That bread that's true dude i'm white bread i'm a white bread commentary channel that talks about um just bad things why is panda the best member well guys why is panda the best member i um because quick he's holding a gun to my head. Oh, wait, there's more. Why is Panda the funniest, the coolest? Oh, wow. Mika, answer. He's gonna shoot me. Panda, I think the reason for that

is because underneath... Attractive. Wow. I didn't say that! Yeah, there's so many of them. I think Panda, because underneath the rough exterior you present to the world and the facade you put on you're a very wholesome caring uh funny chungus person i just like your uh your your your trump

impression yeah it's pretty good it's a pretty good impression to be honest with you i also like that one time where you did the dr fatchy song I think that's the most I've ever laughed in my life. You love that bit. That makes me happy. I'm glad you like that bit. I think, genuinely, I haven't laughed harder in my life. That makes me really happy. I like that bit, too.

Sometimes you worry if the bits will go over well. Yeah. So when it does, it gives a big smile. That's the most wholesome thing you've ever said. Favorite podcast other than the peas in a pod podcast i listen to choppo trap house like every week but i'd be surprised if anyone in our community listens to that i actually asked my twitch stream i was streaming the other day and i was like any of you listen to choppo and there was one person in the chat out of like 130.

So what were you going to say, Mika? I was going to say, honestly, I don't listen to too many podcasts. However, I recently stumbled upon a podcast called The Climate Denier's Playbook. And I really enjoy that podcast. Other than that, maybe like 99% Invisible or like, I don't know, whatever's on NPR. Nice. Oh, I also like Blowback. Been getting into that recently. What's Blowback?

It's just like every season they cover like a different, like political events or like areas and stuff. I like Sleepy Cabin. Yeah, Panda does like Sleepy Cabin. I love Sleepy Cabin, man. like political events or like areas and stuff like right now they're cabin yeah that panda does like sleepy cabin i love sleepy cabin man dude you know what's wild i'm looking at blowback on spotify they have a five star rating with 3.8 000 reviews right can you guess how many reviews sleep deprived has how many on on spotify how many dude Sleep Deprived has? How many? On Spotify? How many? Dude, 9.7 thousand reviews. Wow, we're more popular than Blowback?

Yeah, we also have a 4.9 star rating. We're amazing. Why do we have a deal? The fuck? I don't know, but if anyone wants to give us a deal, hit us up. Joe Rogan, buy us up. Shout out to the audio listeners, honestly. Thank you, audio listeners. So based. Alright right let's go dinner with jay-z sesh with donald trump dinner honestly honestly

can i be real goon sesh with donald trump and that's not even a bit really i think that the experience of that is something that i could just milk the fuck out of like i think i could like be on like i could go out like do like a media circuit on that but wouldn't you you would have to like record it and stuff to prove it right yeah no so then but then that would be i mean honestly no yeah i could just lie about trump trump trump could say it happened. Like, we gooned. Yeah, maybe he would like it. Honestly, it might help his polls. It might help the polls. It's true, it's true.

I gooned with this nice, sweet, young individual. Oh, thanks. I still get play. I still goon. What do you get a gain from a dinner with Jay-Z, like, unironically? I don't understand anyone that wants that. But, like, what would you get? Like like i feel like that when when people pick that they don't realize that the the person you're going to dinner with it like doesn't want to be there like jay-z's not gonna want to fucking talk

to you like he's just gonna eat his food and go if i was jay-z i'd just say just complete breeze just bullshit yeah if i was getting dinner with jay-z i would like make up a life story to like get him interested in like making me his industry plant pretty much mika i caught oh no i was just saying next mika i caught a teller the creator reference one of your earlier songs from song cowboy what's your favorite song of his favorite song of tyler's oh um okay could you let me think about this like maybe maybe uh can i can i answer this question in like a couple moments all right i'll ask a question that's okay what's a weird or obscure character you would okay i got one actually let me find their name uh okay it is uh dekarabia dekarabia this is a uh this is a starfish this is a starfish from uh shumigami

tensei wait post it i think i know this really Wait, post it. Does it have just one big eye? It has one big eye. I'm putting it in the Craig bot. Yeah! This guy, I really like him because in Shin Megami Tensei III you fight this other guy named Forneus and he's like this big manta ray guy and you kill him and then

you move on and you go to this other town later and there's this starfish guy. His name is Dekarabia and he's sitting there at the park and you go up to him you're like hey man and he's like oh i'm just feeling really sad i was supposed to meet my friend fornius here but you know he doesn't know that fornius is dead and i just i really empathize with that um thanks for listening that's really based i'm gonna start crying i just love him i just love him so much um i i thought of my favorite tyler song um it might be wait are we talking about per album or just in general um it might be are we still friends how does that go does it go like

are we still friends like that kind of yeah yeah it's like are we still friends? Like that? Kind of, yeah. It's like, are we still friends? Oh, it's the friends. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, and then there's like a soul sample playing. That's good. Are we still friends? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, for me, in regards to the obscure character,

mine would be Panda Man. That's my self-insert. Yeah, that guy's pretty funny. Yeah. For obscure characters we're obsessed with. Do you enjoy? Obscure characters that we enjoy.

That's weird. I really enjoy Lucky from Animal Crossing. It's not that obscure. I'm sorry. I policed you. Mika, if three people don't know this character, what's your favorite dinosaur?

That's fair. Ooh, favorite dinosaur? Honestly, I'm pretty normie. I just like the Triceratops. I just think the three-pronged head is cool. I recently watched, what's it called prehistoric planet which introduced which put me on to so many good dinosaurs i have favorite dinosaurs yeah i'm gonna have to look i'm gonna look for my favorite dinosaurs i like the gunasaurus

rex let me post this dinosaur what the fuck is that panda isn't that so cute look at its face mika put that on the screen what the fuck is that cute dinosaur that's barely even a dinosaur it's like a pigeon that's a dinosaur i guess birds are dinosaurs can i just pick a crow yeah i guess you could pick a chicken yeah you could i don't know what that thing is but i think it i like it that thing is fucked up my least favorite dinosaur i don't know what that thing is but I think it's I like it that thing is fucked up my least favorite dinosaur I don't know I kind of like the dinosaurs that eat those boulders so they can ground up their food oh that is cool wait we have to pick a least favorite yeah I can't think of one that's hard on dinosaurs are just way too cool I guess like a really ugly bird but even those are kind

of cool honestly I'll say I'll pick T-Rex just because I think the T-Rex is overrated. I think it looks stupid with its tiny little arms. What is this question again? Favorite and least favorite dinosaur? Oh. Um. I don't know.

It's too difficult for me to answer. I like how this is the question we spend the most time on. I don't think I can do this. Sorry, I can't do this. This is too hard. This is too stressful. Give us another question, Panda. We can't.

Heinz Beans or Bush Beans? I don't know if Bush had beans. Shut the fuck up. Wait, what? You didn't know if Bush had beans? No. Honestly, I'm all on the Bush Beans. I'm Bush Beans.

I'm Bush's Beans. I'm George W. Bush Beans. i'm all on the bush beans i'm bush beans i'm bush's beans i'm george w bush beams i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with uh i don't know the difference man these are getting so difficult can we get another question dude it's not that hard it's just beans it's beans mika they're beans i've never tried bush beans okay so you like heinz beans i've never had heinz beans oh my god you're a bean centrist i just like go if i want like black beans. I've never had Heinz beans. Oh my god, you're a bean centrist. I just like go, if I want like black beans, then I just go look for black beans in the bulk section. I have horrible news.

What, man? Heinz beans made a beans pizza. Ew. I actually feel like that'd be good. Oh my god, next question, I'm gonna puke. What mode of Crocs do you guys prefer? For me, I prefer the security of having it down by my ankle. I'm in sports mode if I'm wearing Crocs.

I didn't know Crocs had modes. Is this like a video game thing? You're a Croc amateur, dude. I don't like Crocs. What are the different modes? Is there an epic mode? There's leisure mode and there's sports mode. What if I take the strap off?

What mode is that? I'm slippers mode. That's leisure mode. there's sports mode. What if I take the strap off? What mode is that? I'm slippers mode. That's leisure mode. I'm leisure mode. I'm going to go with sports mode. Yeah, sports mode. I need the security. I need to feel like I'm actually wearing.

Same. I got that thing around my ankle. What's the mode where you fill it with little charms in the little holes? I think that's just like you can have that in either mode. No, I want it to be its own mode Can I be in silly mode? Okay, please. Thank you. Yeah, eat a crock. Do you think it tastes good? I always wanted to eat one of those nerf footballs like the foam ones

Yeah, they always have a bite in them. Yeah, someone always takes a bite. Someone's eating them. Dude, that was me growing up I did that Alright one more question. Favorite bit we've done. I mean, honestly, the, I mean, okay, I'll pick two. I'll pick one for the gaming, one for the pod. For the gaming, it just is Panda dancing, like, and doing the Fauci song. I mean, that's just, like like the most I've ever laughed. For the pod, I do honestly think

that the Daft Punk on the crosses never really gets sold for me. That's a really good one. But I would probably say a tie between that and the macaroni watch. That was also pretty good. I don't remember any bits. Yeah. Our bits are so funny that we forget them.

Pretty much. I remember the tennis one. Oh yeah, Schlatt and I loved that one. That was a classic. That one was so funny that we forget them pretty much i remember that i remember the tennis one oh yeah schlatt and i loved that one that was a classic that one was very avant-garde it sucks because now when i go like i don't get anything back um i liked gaslighting schlatt into thinking we talked about him being a vampire that was pretty good yeah and it's not gaslighting, by the way. It really happened. It did happen, actually, yeah. Otherwise? They all suck. The rest of them suck, right?

Yeah, pretty much. All right, all right. One more question, because there's one schlack coming back. He's dead. He's dead, dude. What do you want? Well, there's more we could talk about on the Patreon side. Oh, that's true.

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