Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #1

Episode Date: November 17, 2020

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It literally is $500 if you want to get started in XLR at all. I mean, if you're getting an XLR mic, you're not going to get a crappy one. You're going to get a Shure SM7B or whatever that one is, right? But then that one's not loud enough, apparently. Apparently, it's cool to put microphones on the market that aren't loud enough and can't hear yourself. So maybe I'll get a cloud lifter so I can actually hear myself speak maybe that's a good idea that's 150 and then hey might as well get an interface with two xlr slots in case i decide to uh expand 100 bucks it is it is a rabbit hole you go down usb is for a youtuber at least and a small youtuber at that. Definitely go USB. Pretty much.

Anyways. What? Anyways. Welcome to the show. Yeah. Welcome to the show. This is our podcast, right? This will be on iTunes. This will be...

Bandcamp. SoundCloud. You'll be able to scrabble it from Last.fm or to Last.fm. Spotify. Spotify is Deezer. I think it's what is that? Stickcam.gov?

No, Deezer is it's kind of like a cheap iTunes. Deezer. kind of like a cheap iTunes. Deezer. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. I'm pretty tired. What's the topic for today?

Let's talk about... Yeah, bear in mind it's it's two o'clock in the morning and and my mind is not functioning correctly what what were you gonna say that we're gonna talk about airline food what's the deal with airline food dude i don't know all i know is that i used to fly delta all the time and they used to have these peanuts and i love peanuts by the way what what's the deal with people who can't have peanuts uh you're not one of those people are you no i'm i'm i'm okay thank you thank the lord but i was i would i just heard actually that um eating airline food off of the tray in an airplane um is actually more harmful than eating the food off of a toilet bowl or something are you kidding me no'm not. Where'd you hear that? I don't know.

Some video somewhere. I'll try to find the source. But what kind of shit goes down on those on those trays, man? Well, they just don't clean them. That's the thing. Usually. Oh, yeah. I thought I thought they would clean them.

No, no. yeah i thought i thought they would clean them no no i feel like that's like a common courtesy that you can do if you're running if you run an airplane well that's not the only thing they don't clean oh yeah they uh planes are dirty are they are very dirty yeah in fact it's recommended that you use hand sanitizer after you touch the seatbelt. The seatbelt? What's on the seatbelt? Yeah, they don't clean those. But what can you possibly...

Bacteria. They got like Ebola and shit on the seatbelt? No. Is it like... All right. Are you going to get a cold? Are you going to get like a stomach Are you going to get a stomach bug? That's scary.

You know about travel sickness or whatever it's called, right? Yeah. Well, a lot of that has to do with airplane seatbelts. Really?

Yeah. Because you touch them and then you get the bug in your system. And then that makes you sick? Well, they're just so dirty. Yeah. This is what the government doesn't want you to know, man. You're on a list now. What's the deal with airline lists? I mean, no-fly lists. I i don't know but sometimes they make a list

and then sometimes there's too many people on the list and then sometimes they say get off our plane um was that um and then if you say no that sometimes some hypothetically speaking you know they might they might no i don't know what you're talking about they might just eject you from the plane what's the name of the guy who played indiana jones this is how tired i am harrison ford yep is that a harrison ford reference no No, in fact, that was a reference to American Airlines assaulting a man that was on the flight and then forcibly removing him from it. I gotta go.

You gotta go? I do. What happened? I gotta help. I mean do what happened i gotta i mean what you gotta help yeah what does that mean i have to help someone do something i mean i mean we're filming a podcast here i get i don't know what to say i just we're filming a little little here. I don't know what to tell you. You can't just do this on the first episode. This is completely uncouth. I gotta go.

This is unprecedented for a podcast. I can't believe you'd do this to me. You know what you just did? You know what you're doing to me right now? You're fucking me. You are bending me over and you are raw dogging me in the ass with no lube. You're just going in and that's not that's not that's not nice all right so i'll uh i'll see you later i'm never uh coming back. What? This was a great podcast.

I gotta go. You can come back tomorrow or sometime. Bye. Son of a bitch.