Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #10

Episode Date: December 23, 2020

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. This is the 10th episode. My name is Shalat and I'm joined by these sons of bitches. What? Who are you calling? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just, I'm just, I'm just in a mood tonight, you know? Oh, my alarm's going off.

Okay, yeah, yeah. That was the alarm for the podcast. Guys, what are you planning on doing to celebrate the 10th episode of the sleep deprived podcast that started 10 weeks ago i've got a nice glass of water here i'm pretty happy about that i personally think the podcast kind of has run its course you know you think so yeah i think we should just wrap it up. Say our final goodbyes. I guess I'll start eating my meal then. I bought some spicy ramen. I got it imported.

Wait, is this the hot chicken flavor ramen? The two times spicy? Yeah, it's the two times spicy. How did you know that? It's the black packaging. How did I know? Don't's the two times spicy. How did you know that, Mika? It's the black packaging. How did I know? Don't get the three times spicy. Three times spicy is too much.

Two times is a very reasonable... Oh, God. Shalat, what's wrong, man? Oh, it's spicy! Describe what you're feeling. Hot, burning. Burning. He's gonna cry.

What a baby. Ooh. How is it feeling? Is it feeling spicy? Heat. It feels two times as spicy as anything I've ever eaten before. How many times? Two times!

Two times! Two times! We should ask him complicated math questions. Ask me complicated math. Don't. All right. Three times? I'm telling you, three times is too much. In I go again.

Dude, I could really use some. I'm actually cold as freaking hell. Why are you cold? What's the problem? I don't know. What, do you live in Alaska? I'm tired. I'm cold. I'm freaking out. Why are you cold? What's the problem? I don't know. What, do you live in Alaska? I'm tired. I'm cold.

I'm irritable. Maybe we can also ask you complex math questions. Maybe both of you can answer complex math questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit me with one. That sounds fun. Hit me with one. Okay, what's the derivative of cosine of X?

Theta. Oh, my fucking God! Holy shit, this is hot, dude. This this is hot I'm not used to eating spicy food the noodles are going to your head man you can't even answer a simple question if you don't answer the question we're gonna like electrocute you

wouldn't be the first time I wanna be hot there is a man in your room right now with a gun. And if you don't answer this correctly... Yeah, it's fucking me. It's me. I'm the man with the gun. Was that water or ramen?

Yeah, what? Oh my god. I'm the man with the fucking gun. Hey, man. Take it easy. Holy shit! Take it easy, man. I don't eat hot food, man. Put the it easy. HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING HOT! I DON'T EAT HOT FOOD MAN!

Put the gun down. I'm concerned dude. Maybe two times is too much. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. Well hold on, let's put the gun down. Yeah, put the gun down man, come on. Let's put the gun down and then we can- I hold it when I get irritable.

Let's rethink this. Stop cocking it. Stop cocking the gun over and over. Please take your hands off the gun. I just got to make sure there's no ammo in it. I don't think this is good for the gun. I thought they were chopsticks. No, I can't use chops. I can't use chops.

Oh my fucking god. It's actually really bad. I don't think I can't use trap. Oh my fucking god. It's actually it's actually really bad. I don't think I can eat this Did you just take another sip? This is this is a water out here wait. Let me bust out my celebratory glass in a bottle oh glass in a bottle oh I meant to say it was a bottle but like I made a mistake

yeah we should go over that mistake and make you feel bad for it cause that was embarrassing we should actually glass in a bottle? that doesn't make any sense oh well so it was just like a regular bottle but then I accidentally said glass

so then I tried to pivot and I said glass in a bottle yeah and then you just looked really stupid. Yeah. Yeah that's... wow. Embarrassing. My dumb ass. This guy, glass in a bottle.

Pathetic. We should laugh at him more. Schlatt, laugh at him. I don't think Schlatt can laugh at me. My tongue is burning. It's been seared. I feel like I'm on MasterChef. He's lost the ability to feel joy.

I feel like I'm Christian. I feel like I'm Christian on season two of MasterChef. I'm just the best. I don't understand that reference. Can you explain it with your burning hot tongue? Right, so there's this guy on MasterChef Named Christian And he's this ego Andy

Shalai, can you explain the history of the United States Starting from day one? Sure, well basically we got people on a boat And we came over here And we said We said We said We saw these people living in teepees and huts and we said

hey can we have this land for 27 bees and they said hmm and then we were like oh and then we said i'll take that i say yes yeah i remember that part. Yeah. Wow. It's like I'm reliving it. Then the Iroquois, Native Americans, and the Shinnecock, they came to us with these mysterious black packages that had Korean on them. Hold on.

I don't think that's how it happened and they and they said 2x spice and then we were like oh okay and we ate them we went 2x and then what and then we started to realize oh oh yeah this was known as thanksgiving j, this was the first Thanksgiving they all ate ramen together. I don't even know why I eat ramen. Why did I eat ramen? I have a lot of money. I'm not poor.

I don't need this sodium content. Are you drinking ramen or water at this point? You don't fucking drink ramen. They're noodles. Yes, you do. You drink the broth. You drink the broth at the end. You don't even save the broth.

You pour half the fucking water. You pour half. Is this your first time eating ramen? Are you fucking kidding me? You're telling me you know the exact history of the United States from day one. You don't know how to fucking eat ramen? Let me show you the fucking Shinnecock special. You get two cups of water, right?

You put it in a pot. Then you heat it up on the stove to a boil. It starts boiling. You put the noodles in. You put the noodles in. That doesn't sound authentic. I got to stop you right here. What are you reading this from?

You get them in the water, right? You get them in the boiling water for a couple minutes. You stir them around. You let them simmer in there. Then you take them off the heat, and then you pour most of the water out. No. Because soup is gross. You pour most of the water out.

Then you put the flavoring in. Then you put the flavor in. Then you put the fucking flavoring in. Shut up. Stop swearing at me. What are you talking about? flavoring. Shut up. Stop swearing at me. You dump half the water. Yes, you do.

Because then when you put the flavoring in, then it acts more of like a sauce than a broth. And God, I hate soup. The noodles are served in the broth. Yes, but you drain most of the water, and then you put the flavor package in, and now you get more intense flavor because it's more of like a sauce that coats the noodles and doesn't just drip off from them.

You are disgusting. You're kind of an asshole when you eat ramen. You're such a... Fuck you. You're kind of an ass. I had two bites of this shit, and I could not take another one because my tongue started hurting. What's the difference between ramen noodles and spaghetti? Well...

No, seriously, aren't they kind of just the same? No. One of them- They're different types of noodles in the way that they're made. You know what I mean? Like like spaghetti is like an egg noodle if if you put the spice in the liquid with pasta I'm pretty sure it'll come out the exact same I don't know about that. I think my boy Tony would like to have a word with you Gonna take you out back. I think my boy Flavio Basilio would like to have a word okay that's ridiculous nobody's name what someone okay someone out there in the world is named flavio basilio actually we can check this right now we can check this right now i guarantee you there's a person in italy

somewhere named flavio basilio i found his linkedin we should There he is. I actually named one of my Webkinz that way back in the day. You had, you know, like I was in fifth grade. It's probably starving right now. Oh, yeah, it definitely is because I lost the password. But I was in fifth grade, and I had, like, all my girl friends would come over into my into my house and you know they'd have they'd have pet names like cutesy like oh you know fucking sugar plum and and fucking you know cutie pie and there was fucking flavio basilio right there just standing there and he'd just sit he'd just sit that's what i do in webkinz i buy one chair flavio basilio flavio basilio would sit in the middle of a large room on a wooden chair as all the fifth grade girls would come into my house.

And he just... Let's move on. This is maybe the weirdest bit that you've ever had. This is not a bit. I'm not even joking, dude. That's maybe why it's so weird. I had a Webkinz called Flavio Basilio. There's nowhere to go with this.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. When girls came over into my Webkinz house... This is creepy. They just see fucking Flavio Basilarsilio sitting there on a wooden chair in the middle of a large room and he didn't do anything. I was more of a Club Penguin guy. Yeah.

I let all my puffles die. On purpose? Why would you do that? I don't take care of them. I'd buy them, it'd cost money, and then they'd just run away weeks later. And I don't know why of them. I'd buy them. It costs money. And then they just run away weeks later. And I don't know why I bought them at all. So you kept buying them even though they kept dying.

Yeah. Oh, my God. That sounds a lot like nicotine addiction, you know? It does sound a lot like nicotine addiction. Because you keep buying cigarettes and then... And you're killing your lungs. Yeah, but you just keep doing it. You know nothing good's gonna come.

I thought you were gonna say, like, once you smoke a cigarette, you kill the cigarette, and then, like, all the other cigarettes in the package are like, No, Richard! God. If my bird doesn't shut the fuck up, I swear to God. Your bird? Stop! You have a bird?

Shut up! Does a panda have a bird? Do you actually have a bird? Yeah, well, shut up! Why are you talking to your bird like this? Because it won't shut the fuck up, and it does this every day. You should bring it closer. It could be a fifth guest on the podcast.

I agree. Let's bring your bird on the podcast i agree let's bring your bird on the podcast no keep that thing away from me there's this account on tiktok that uh documents the life of their their little bird that they have that talks i guess it's called like a parrot or parakeet or something and uh i've been watching it get angrier and angrier as time goes on so So like it does this, it does this cute thing where it like puts his face up to the camera and goes kisses.

And then it goes, right. My bird would never be like that. And then, and then he goes, and then he goes, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Hi. Birds are evil. It's just gotten, it's just gotten angrier and angrier so like sometimes he'll do the kisses and then he'll fucking slam his head into the into the into the phone and then he goes and then the the owner will say something and then the bird will go what are you doing what are you doing dude Dude, birds are evil. They pick up on what you hate.

Like, I read a story how the bird just started saying fuck whenever the kids came over. It just started saying fuck really loud. And it was only when the kids were over. When they left, it would stop doing it. Like, they're evil, man. Fuck. Does your bird talk, Panda? No.

It sings the George Lopez theme theme song but that's about it what come on get it over here get the bird on the podcast thing drives me insane whenever i shut the fuck up get the bird here come on the bird deserves a voice keep that thing away from me you hear that george lopez theme song start playing on a school night you know you're fucked oh my fucking god oh holy shit my bird just got a boner are you guys saying something I can't hear anything are you guys

no I gotta... I just hear white noise. I just... Are you guys talking right now? I've never seen a penis before. Can anybody hear me? I can hear you now. I think I'm deaf.

No, birds don't... I can't understand you though. Birds don't have penises, Panda. They have cloaca. You idiot. I'm glad I know that. When two birds love each other very, very much, they have a cloacal kiss, and they press their assholes up against each other

and exchange fluids. Is this real? Yes. How do you know this? Why do you know this? Because of a guy named Boraf, actually. Is he friends with what was the name of the other person amelia badelia flavio basilio no borough borough had no relation to flavavio Basilio. Borif was a...

Oh my god. Fuck you, Borif. What did he do? What did Borif do? Don't even get me started on what Borif did. That sounds like a bridge troll. Who the fuck's name is Borif? It's like a Morrowind boss.

We should stop talking about Borif. We should. Why? Is he going to come and get us? No, no, no. We should stop. Because Borif. We should. Why? Is he going to come and get us? A couple... No, no, no. We should stop because I guarantee you a couple people that are listening to this will understand what the... Will understand not only what Borif means, but the significance of the phrase, fuck you, Borif.

Is it like an offensive thing? No. Okay. Well, then Borif, come at me. It's just a very very very deep reference to something come at me borif uh you know yeah listen borif is big i'm not afraid of him i'm not afraid to fuck you up he's german he uh he knows a lot about uh the man of iron whatever okay wait guys okay i want you guys to sell me this pen.

It's not loading. Sell me the pen. Like we're supposed to sell it? Hey, do you need to write? I'm a little bit of a writer, yeah. Do you like to write with your hands? Yeah, on occasion. I think we're supposed to try to... Yeah, okay.

We have to appeal to his emotions that's how they always get you in the commercials you know they start out talking about how if you don't buy this pen your family will die oh my god are you serious oh my god that's a little intense man

Mika that was uncalled for I wouldn't go that far to come out of your mouth no less I don't know if I'm going to buy this pen anymore, because now I'm scared. To come out of that mouth of yours? Okay, I got this for you, Panda. Have you recently been confronted by a man

who says he's going to kill your family for a pen? I have! Well, I've got just the trick for you. A pen with no family killing. What do you say? No. I want that one. Yes! Where can I get this pen? $3.99.

I'll send you my PayPal. Yeah, Muji. Muji. Kuchi. Booby. You did not just say that. I do you went booby you did not just do that hey take that back boy no take it back no no that was funny he doesn't have to take back nothing oh my god all the all the george lopez characters are on a trampoline

George let put the church on show Lopez just said Scream reference? Oh man! Wazzup! Wazzup! Sittin' on toilet- Sittin' on toilet! Can I bring in my friend real quick? If your friend is the bird then sure. Hey everybody, what's up? What the fuck is this bit already?

What is this one? Wait, who's this? Wait! Who is that? No, let him talk, let him talk. I laughed because I feel a little bad for my friend. What's up? Oh, hey. Are you doing like a puppet show right now?

Are you doing like a... What's that puppet comedian? What's that shithead's name? He's a ventriloquist. He's got his hand up some fucking piece of cardboard's ass. I'm a completely different person. What's your name? Shilbert. Shilbert? Where's your name? Shilbert.

Shilbert? Where are you from, Shilbert? You never met a name named Shilbert? Are you from Ice Cream Land? Maybe I'm from wherever you want me to be. I was thinking it sounded like Sherbert. I think you had enough time talking. Do you send? I'm sorry.

I don't think we've heard enough from Shilbert. Bring him back. Oh, you guys love me. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. No, you can't swear on the podcast. Sorry. Can we ask Shilbert what he thinks about the current socioeconomic issues in the United States?

I'm not a big fan of Joe Biden. Oh, my god. Yeah. Even Shilbert isn't safe. Yo, Shilbert, you see that clip of Hillary Clinton's thin globules sitting on

the toilet? She just spat two fucking globules into that cup. Do you see that shit? Am I the only one that saw that? What is a globule? Whoa, I'm getting a call from Peter MSNBC right now. You're asking me what a globule is when she's the one that spit two of them into a glass cup? Globule.

So JetBlue guys, huh? So I'm going on a flight soon. Oh, you're going on a flight? Oh, bro, really? Flight soon. Yep, yep. What kind of flight are you going on a flight soon. Oh, you're going on a flight? Oh, bro, really? Flight soon. Yep, yep. What kind of flight are you going on? I won't tell you where I'm going.

Is it JetBlue? Wait. Can you tell me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're going to DM him and not us? Why? That's unfair! When I get a girlfriend, I'm going to call her my little globule.

I don't think she'd like that. I only date Samanthas. Just based off of my past with girlfriends and calling them my little globules, they don't like that. You know what I think? What do you think?

What do you think? I think Astro and I should book a flight and we should not tell you where we're going. Yeah, you're... I'm sick of you, man. That'd be crazy if you guys did that. You tell me. No. What? You're the last, I would- WHAT?! You're the last person I would tell!

What?! You hear this right now? I got Peter MSNBC. I got his head on the table right now. Oh my fucking god. I got his head on the table. You- you cut his head off? I just cut his head off, baby. You know what? Oh my god.

How are we gonna get- We don't need him. We don't need him. How are we gonna get a sponsor now? DEATH TO NBC! How are we gonna get- How are we gonna get fucking Pilot G2 Dr. Grip to sponsor us? The most comfortable pen in the world.

CNN, you're next. Oh, CNN. Oh my god. Let's just go for any Democratic politician next. What do you say about that, Panda? Joe Biden, you're done. Yo, let's have a debate about Hillary Clinton because I've had enough of her.

See those emails? Am I right, guys? Your rhymes are trash. Put them next to your emails. Dude. I was watching Epic Rap Battles of History yesterday, actually. You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary? I sense it. The only crack you'll find

is my ass pressed against it. I'm sorry. The numbers are in and I'm right on your tail. You don't have to stand on a baby, you're frail. Trouble to put you to jail. How do I say this? You're a two. I'm sorry, can we like-

You almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew. What did the American people get a Yankee Oodle do when they find your fat face that they're just not that into you? I can keep going. Yeah, come on. Keep going.

They want a strong male leader that'll stand up to China. Not a blatant little wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina. Because I run these streets like I run my casinos. More police and less Latinos. What?

Let me just step right in. I got things to invent. I'm an innovator. Maybe change the world. Fortune 500 for you. Kiss the girl. I'm a pimp. You're a nerd. I'm an inventor. Maybe change the world. Fortune 500 for you. Kiss the girl. I'm a pimp. You're a nerd. I'm slick. You're cheesy.

Hey, what's up, guys? It's me, Barney. I'm a big purple dinosaur, and I'm here to party. What? I was just trying to join in on the bit. That wasn't a song. You guys were like rapping. I was trying to...

Yeah, well, I mean, we were rapping epically, and you just kind of weren't. I liked your rap. I thought it was cool. You know, I feel like you're the only person I can trust around here. What do you say we get on a JetBlue flight and get out of here, man? Dude, I am so glad they added 7-Elevens to all JetBlue flights.

Oh, my God. All your pizza, hot dog, nachos, Slurpee needs available on all JetBlue flights. I could use a Slurpee right now. Do you guys know our podcast is on Spotify? God. No, tell me more well you can go to spotify and search sleep deprived podcast and there we are you should listen i'm gonna slurp something out of hillary clinton's cup stop just like she spit him in there you want to do another volley slat it's been a while man huh you want to do another volley, Shled? It's been a while, man. Huh? You want to do another volley? Oh, yeah.

All righty. Okay. I don't got a lot of power this time, though. It's going to be a little wimpy. You came to the wrong place, buddy. Oh! Ah! Oh, God.

Oh! No, I can't even hit that one. Hey, Panda, what's up? How are you? I know. I hit it. It was too good. It was too good. It was too good.

You know, what do you think of volleyball going on right now? I just, I don't understand it because, like. What's wrong with playing tennis? Wait, why did they stop playing? He killed me. I couldn't hit it. I fell over. Huh?

Ah! Oh, jeez. I broke my back. Yeah. Yeah, no, what I was going to say was, like, I don't hit it. I fell over. Huh? Oh, jeez. I broke my back. Yeah. Yeah, no, what I was going to say was, like, I don't understand, because, like, are they, like, playing the ball through the internet, and, like, it's using the internet to go back and forth, or are they, like, together in person? I don't know, but I'm liking it.

Ah! Oh. I don't know, but I'm liking it. Ah! Come on, come on, come on. God, that was so fucking funny. Yo, what does Barney look like at a rave do you think he's dancing around i think at a rave barney would have like he would have instead of spikes he would have glow sticks on each of his like you know like instead of the dinosaur spikes you know how like on each of his, like, you know, like, instead of the dinosaur spikes. You know how, like, dinosaurs have, like, spikes? Yeah, yeah.

Like, you know how they have, like, the triangle spikes? Yeah, yeah, like the stegosaurus. Like, their tail. Yeah, and then, like, instead of the spikes, they have, like, he would have, like, glow sticks. And then, like, he would be holding glow sticks. And then he'd be, like, he'd be, like. He'd just be jumping up and down. Yeah, and he would, like like his feet would be glow sticks and then actually his skin it doesn't be made out of glow sticks it doesn't make any sense you're just talking about glow

sticks no he would be glow sticks like he wouldn't okay you can't be made out of glow sticks that just doesn't make any sense whatsoever well he's right here i can ask him what the fuck are you talking about barney are you made out of glow sticks oh my fucking god is that barney can you sign my arm yeah come here wait panda where's your buddy? Where's, uh... Yeah, I want to meet a new friend. My buddy or Barney? No, your friend that was here a second ago. Your friend Ravioli or whatever. Ravioli?

Here, can you come back? I want to talk to you. I don't know why, but... What's up? What's your name? Oh, no. I don't know. Do... Oh, no. I don't know. Oh, sorry.

Fuck you. Are you shredding paper? Sorry. Sorry. I get a little carried away sometimes. With what? Just continue. I'm sorry.

Carried away with hiding the evidence. Yeah. Sorry, just... Ooh, it's hot in here. I wanna talk about something serious. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I've fallen madly in love with... Um...

No, that's fine. Whatever. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, no, keep going. I can't control it. It's a serious problem that I have. No, just do it. At this time of the night, I have to start shredding paper.

If I don't do it, I feel crazy. Who have you fallen in love with? Well, if Astro contains himself. Okay, I'll try. Okay'll try okay okay so the person i just heard him grab i was adjusting my seat i was to tear up i was adjusting my seat you're gonna make panda cry i was adjusting my seat i swear it wasn't it wasn't paper okay just tell me you won't do it again. Okay? Okay, I won't. Just please start. I'm so sorry.

Okay. So the person... Oh my god, I knew it! I knew it! I'm sorry, I can't control it! Why would you do this to him? Why would you do this to him? I can't stop! I can't stop sweating! He's gonna start crying!

Hold on, here. You know what? I'll write an apology on a piece of paper. Okay, alright, that'll be good. Okay, I'm... Sorry... You- I'm so sorry for everything- Oh no! Oh! The piece of paper- Oh no, the apology letter's going in the- OH NO! He's the- Oh, no! Oh!

He's gonna start crying, dude! He made him cry so much. I couldn't help it, the apology letter accidentally fell into the paper shredder. Oh my god, this is the most guttural cry I've ever heard in my life. Maybe I can go back in the paper shredder and I can get all the bits and I'll tape it back together. Oh, no, he just licked it all up I think we're good no I had to put a little globule every all right Hillary Clinton's cup is the new airplanes of this podcast. Every time we just have to make a reference to it. I really don't want it to be though. Is the thing. That's the sentiment

entering the cup. And there were two of them. So it was more of like a you know fucking two globules falling into that cup straight from my mouth. Bloop. Bloop. If you could be

like... Bloop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If you could be a cup would you be? Would you rather be a ceramic cup or a glass cup or a cup in a bottle?

I'd be a cup Jay Schlatt's spitting in right now. What the fuck? We're all being weird here. Come on. I'd be a plastic cup so that I don't break when I get thrown on the floor.

Because I'm an angry person so people are throwing you to the floor often? well that's the thing I wouldn't break yeah I think I see your logic I would also want to be a plastic cup so that when people knock me down I wouldn't what's wrong what's wrong but wait are you okay you're a plastic wait hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on sorry are you okay i just i really wanted to talk to a panda's bird i did too

we all did. Okay. We all did. Fine. Okay. Hold up. I can hear Mika. He's going up right now. Bird. Bird. Bird.

Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird. Bird.

Bird. Bird. Bird. Oh, that's not a... That's not a fucking bird. That's you. That's you, you asshole. What. That's you. That's you, you asshole. That's you.

What? No, that's you. No. Yes, it is. Birds can't hold conversation. Why were you responding to me? Okay, all jokes aside, like getting really serious, a panda, have you been lying to us this whole time about your bird?

Sorry. At the worst fucking time, man. At the worst fucking time. I told you I can't control it. Have you been lying to us about your bird? Did you just swallow the bird? Did you just eat your bird? Would have been easier for Hillary to swallow that too, but no, she had to spit it out.

God knows why. God. She's hiding the emails in the globules. That's probably it. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop.

Well, I had an ad. I figure it's getting towards the end of the podcast, and I wanted to do our ad read. Oh, yeah, sure. Go for it. This one's from Squarespace, so we're really happy to have them along. I I mean it's been hard getting a sponsor lined up and I'm really excited to read it are you guys excited yeah sure we're not actually sponsored by the way so yeah Squarespace uh the

the nicest uh website builder uh you can make all kinds of websites on there oh I the ad read fell in the of websites on there. Oh. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. I, the ad read fell in the. Fell in. Oh, I know this one. You're out of key. Not my tempo! Are you rushing or dragging?

I'm dragging? dragging ah stop throwing chairs at me i can actually do a key change astro i think we're the only normal ones. I was thinking the same thing. What do you- Panda, yeah, what do you say me and you get on a JetBlue flight and get out of here? This is fucking ridiculous. Oh, come on, man! What the fuck? Come on! What the?