Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #14 ft. Slimecicle

Episode Date: January 23, 2021

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hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast this is the 14th episode 14th week in a row where we've done this thing my name is schlatt i wrote bangarang no i'm joined by i did i wrote bangarang i wrote bangarang and i'm the guest for this for this episode my name name is SlimeSicle and I am the artist that created, that created, wrote, wrote, I performed bangerang, I performed bangerang. Every time you heard bangerang, that is my voice. That is my voice.

I can prove that it was me. I can prove that it was me. Ready? Okay. Bangerang! What do you think? That wasn't't very convincing the years have not been kind to you it's been like 10 years it's been so long i was 12 when i wrote bangarang and put it out it's crazy because i can vouch for you because i was the truck in bangarang wow for you because I was the truck in Bangerang.

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! I love that. I like the wow part. Wow! That's like when you see a pair of tits.

Wow! That's the end of the thought good stuff here i have a question for slime sickle uh-oh yeah you ever wanted to be a nickelodeon slimed i i actually did i did that at one point not on on Nickelodeon. I got slimed. I got slimed. You got slimed? Yeah, I had some. My mom runs this bakery. And for a YouTube ad.

That's a fucking weird segue. That is a weird segue. But please hear me out. My mom runs this bakery. So she has access to ingredients in bulk, right? Which means that we made the original slime recipe, which is like vanilla pudding, like green dye, oats, oats and like applesauce.

So it's like sweet. Like they made it so that when they slime the kids and it got in their mouth, they'd be like, okay, that's not so bad. Wait, you're supplying the slime to Nickelodeon? Yeah, your mom made the Nickelodeon slime? No, no, no, no. I'm just saying we found the recipe and then she made it because we needed a lot, right, if I was going to get slimed.

So when I did this, I did this YouTube ad where I rented out a local theater stage and I didn't tell the guy what I was doing. And then we brought in like all these plastic tarps. And I had my brother, I gave him the bucket of slime and I was like, okay, so, you know, uh, mom's going to hold the camera. You just got to throw this at me. And he tries to slime me the first time and just like fucking nails me in the face with the side of the bucket. Like, if it comes out of the bucket, he just chucks it at me. And then the second time, I think he missed again, got it on shoes it was a fucking mess it was a mess I'm doing okay I still probably got a little somewhere

I wouldn't be you wouldn't be okay no after my brother missed the slime for the second time you know what I'd say to him wow wow bass

and that was why you fucked it up So we had to cut that part out of the bangerang music video when we put it all together. It just didn't yeah Yeah, I imagine I'm gonna curse. I'm gonna curse don't do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it viewers it viewers oh whoa i'm i'm leaving can we cut that out i'm off the least you guys can do it moist bleep that out so just that one none of the others so guys what's your favorite curse word fuck i would say my favorite curse word is probably... Don't...

Okay, you can't... Don't just... Please stop doing that. What? Please don't do that anymore. What? Because it's... I'm expressing my freedom of speech.

It's making the guest uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. I don't like this. This is a safe space. You wrote bangerang, so... Fuck you. Anyone who wrote bangerang does not deserve safe spaces for the rest of his life no dude you ruined my life that song ruined my entire life so uh mika what's your favorite curse

word okay don't hate me it's probably it's probably shoot ah dude be careful with that no no i don't think i don't think it's a curse word no you can't i'm gonna throw up i'm gonna throw up that's not a curse word i'm with slime i feel so sick i feel so fucking well what the h double hockey sticks is it then? Darn it. Whoa! Oh, God. It makes it worse. He drags it out. I feel like it's... My gut. My gut is wrenching. My soul is nodding. I am uncomfortable. Well, what's yours then?

I'm going to say it in five. It's never good when they clear their throat first it's never a good sign two editor one holy oh my god

how long is this oh my god it's like a novel it's okay hold it. It's okay. It's okay. Hold it in. Hold it in. It's still going.

It's Morse code. Holy shit. I'm decoding it now. He's cursing in Morse at the same time. Stop. I think he's saying please help me i have bangerang stuck in my head that was the goal that was the goal that was it so uh charlie what's your favorite curse word you know i've i've been thinking about this lately oh yeah you think let me take you back you've been thinking my my mom owns this bakery

oh my god and no no no no i honestly honestly i i uh i feel like i'm just a traditional i'm a traditional fuck guy what what did you but here's the thing here's the thing i i feel like lately i've been thinking about i don't know i feel like there's so many good ways to to say things without you know using them that are like more you're like they're they're funnier because you can kind of work around it come up yeah yeah so so like you think you're better than us is what you are i didn't i didn't say oh god comes on our podcast misunderstanding me again they're misunderstanding me again son of're misunderstanding me again. Son of a... Whoa!

Oh my goodness! Oh my God. Goalie! Mother... We're not posting this. We can't post this. What the hell? It's a bakery!

He invoked my... Oh! Oh! Bang-a-rang! Bang-a-rang! How does the mouth feel on that one? Bangarang! How does the mouth feel on that one? Oh yeah, keep doing that. Yeah.

Panda, what's your favorite curse word, man? What do you like to know? I would, I asked you. Isn't he making you like to know? I would. I asked you. Isn't he making you mad right now? Don't you want to say something to Schlatt?

Something kind of like just to put him in his place? Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep. I got to get my car out of the garage. One sec. Hang on. Hang on. We got a fucking torpedo inbound for the podcast submarine right now oh no

we should walk out of the way there's there's a slow moving truck backing into it oh my god it's the banger ring music video part two no i actually like the word fuck of course you do of course you do of course you're a fuck guy a A classic. We got three fuck guys. Well, fuck, what can I say? Okay, I'm gonna go to the next segment now. Okay, yeah, roll it over. Pour it out. Everybody on page two.

Pour it out. I didn't get... Mine goes straight from one to three on the back. I don't... Where's... Oh, well, I guess it's fucking... I guess it's the Twilight Zone for you, Charlie. I got the wrong hand... You guys gave me the wrong handout. No, no. This is the page two

of the handout. Wait, so this isn't the part where I say my parents love your name, SlimeCicle? Was this on... Was this online? Was this on the website, too? This was on the website we gave you. No, this wasn't on the... This has been publicized for weeks, man.

We faxed it to you. I used my brother's fax machine and I sent you a fax. I am missing page three. What? I have page... Would you want to trade me? Wait, what do you have? Do you have page three?

I only have... I have page one and three, but it's one paper. And there's no two. I have a holographic page four that I could offer. Holographic. How did you get that one? There's only like two of them in circulation. What can I say? I open a lot of cards.

Does it have page two on the... Is it holographic page two? It just says level X. 100. Mega something. Why does mine say JK Rowling on it? Oh no. Okay, Panda, say your line. It's your line, dude. Yeah, you're up, Panda. Okay, Panda, say your line. It's your line, dude.

Yeah, you're up, Panda. So, do you guys know the Machinima intro? Where it goes like... Oh, yeah. There was a ringing silence. Everyone's eyes were now on Lupin, who looked remarkably calm, though rather pale. I think... Astro, I think you read your line.

Oh, you... i lost my line who sent fucking did our did our producer send the fucking harry potter book to mika instead of i told him this was gonna happen oh my god not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione, he said. Oh, no. I told him. Not the Harry Potter. And then she shit in the street. Not the Harry Potter. I don't know if that happened. Did Hermione shit in the street?

That happened, but she used her magic to clean it up afterwards. And that is... Oh, and that leads right into page two, which I don't have, so I can't tell you what it is. Oh, dude. Hey. into page two, which I don't have, so I can't tell you what it is. Oh, dude. Hey! That's a pamphlet. But I won't deny that I am a werewolf. We print those on papyrus. I don't care anymore.

I don't care. Papyrus? People need to know the truth. He's going off script! We print those on papyrus. Off script! Why is it written in... This is a fucking awful font. Why can't you just stick to times irrelevant? This was actually, like like a useful piece of paper I ripped up. Well, why did you do that? I thought it'd be funny.

You didn't ha- no, and it wasn't funny. How do you- wait wait wait wait. Now it's not funny because you said it's not funny. I'm gonna rip my paper too. FFFF- Hahahaha Hang on hang on hang on hang on. I'm gonna rip up the whole book. See, it's not hang on, hang on. I'm gonna rip up the whole- See, it's not funny, because I ripped mine.

Oh my god. It's like in pieces. Wait, hold on. It's a life-saving prescription. It's not a bit. Let me take- This reminds me of my subject stop talking over one another we got five people on so while we're on the subject

of dreams what if there's like an evil version of a dream called nightmare yeah it's awesome do you think he'd play minecraft really really slowly like as slow as possible i've been thinking about it for so long this you've been thinking about this for so long no nightmare like you know how there's dark supplier he would nightmare would be a dark supplier yeah you don't know about dark supplier bro oh my god it's the fuck up, man! Is that a Reddit thing? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Picture this. Picture this. Mark Appliar. Alright, you got him? Black and white filter. RGB separation. Evil. Evil.

RGB. Glitch effect. I love his fight with Darth Septici. It's... What was PewDiePie's alter ego? Does he have... I don't know if he has one. I'm gonna look up Dark PewDiePie and pray. Shly, what would

yours be? I wanna know what everyone's dark guy would be. Darth Shlag. This was already determined by a Jackbox video. That's true. I think mine would be Mao Zedong. What do you think?

Great leap forward. That's what I like to hear. That's good. That's good. Yeah. Well, what would your dark name be? I don't know. I would steal shit and be Crimesicle.

Oh. I would just steal shit. I would steal shit from Dark Applier and Antiseptic Eye. I would just steal things from them. I like that a lot. Crimesicle. It has a good ring to it. Darth Schlag. See, I don't know.

Maybe drop the Darth and just keep it at... Schlag? You think Schlag would get the job done? What's like your... Rubber band all over the place. But you do it like scary. You do the thing they do. You know, like the creepy thing where you're in front of the camera now. You Schlag out.

Yo, what should my evil name be? What is your name backwards? What is your name backwards? What is a panda backwards? It would be Adnapa. Hadnapa. Adnap. Adnap. And Cap.

And Prim. Every single time we come full circle, baby. Beautiful. I like you. It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. We like to have fun. We like to have fun

on the Sleep Deprived podcast. Not many do it like we do. My mother owned a bakery. How about another joke? I don't know. I thought that Joker guy was kind of weird.

He was just downtrodden. You know what? I would have killed those guys too. Those Wall Street bankers. Always investing. Investing? Investing. An s&p 500 can't wait to invest in epic s&p topical huh how about that topical that's nice epic s&p i've been having fun with epic s&p man i sure don't know why you said that because none of you are in it.

Yeah, it must be nice. None of you are in it. It's me and Sly. I didn't think about this. Sly, without these guys in Epic SMP, I don't know how long you're going to be able to hang on in there. I'll hang in a lot longer without these guys. They'll drive me up my own wall. Why am I still talking like this?

You're a fucking joker and you're freaking me out a little, man. I'm a bit uncomfortable at this point. You're like slowly shifting back in. It's not a bit anymore. You want me to put in a good word to Matt Watson Matt Watson

I'll think about it I've completed thinking about it I won't ask him I don't know how you're just gonna come on this podcast all willy-nilly. Try again. Doesn't that suck when you're trying to be angry and then you just say willy-nilly? I don't know how you're going to come on this podcast willy-nilly and not talk about airplanes.

And I want to know what you think about my... Okay, so it's this idea i had run it back again run it back again it's this idea i had where we have a plane that shoots hamburgers okay say this one more time but don't laugh while you're saying it because you're so to come on this podcast all willy nilly and not talk about airplanes. Good so far. And I want to hear what you think about my airplane idea that I came up with, which is

an airplane that just roams around country to country. What does it do? And it shoots hamburgers out of the plane. And that way we will solve world hunger okay see are they packaged no so what about the guy that just gets the fucking lettuce well see that's the thing because in the atmosphere they're going to be frozen because it's so cold up there how high up is this you're going to kill people you're going to kill thousands of people you're you're fucking bombing from the atmosphere

they're gonna be frozen like chunks of rock but then as they're coming down through the atmosphere they're gonna get heated up because they're like let's let's cause let's cause a man-made meteor shower over impoverished impoverished countries let's let's but then they're gonna like melt as they're flying and they'll just be a normal hamburger and then people can just stand there with their mouths open and then the hamburger just comes in and just like yeah and then burns a hole through the back of their mouth right through

hey world hunger solve less mouths to feed burger burger burger cannon how I don't you gotta sell me you gotta sell me on this there needs to be a delivery method that's better than open your mouth and just hope hamburger we shoot them into a pile and then people can come pick the hamburgers from the pile i like that i like this i like this a

little more what how do you get like is it just gonna be people like crawling over all the hamburgers though it's gonna have to be crawling it's gonna be like it's gonna be like a big pile right people are gonna like world war zing up to the top of this hamburger pile we're gonna have hamburgers made out of hamburgers and the hamburgers are actually gonna be like alive with magic like you know like we going to have hamburger people. Wow. See, this, I didn't know this. I didn't know this when you talked about it last time, and now I'm on board.

I had Bunger. I was just waiting. I was just waiting. I was waiting for Bunger, dude. I was waiting for Bunger, and he's here now. I am sold. I'm sold. I want to play Bugsnax so fucking bad, but I cannot bring myself to do it. I have here now. I am sold. I want to play Bugsnax so fucking bad

but I cannot bring myself to do it. I have no reason. I could never. Bunger, Bunger. What would it take for you to play it? Just a push in the right direction. I mean, there are four of us here. We could probably push you pretty far.

No, Charlie's big. I don't think we could push him at all. I'm not big. You're big, you're big oh it's come on i eat i eat a couple bungers you know i i i take in what i eat a couple bungers so what i take in about 200 000 calories and all of a sudden you think i'm fucking massive you're big dude you're big bunger has bunger is 30,300 calories that's funny stop how many calories are in one bunker 30,000 30,000 are they is he really 30,000 calories yeah here here it says it it says it says right there you just typed in 30,000. Found in the Garden Grove, it resembles a beetle as well as a half-wrapped burger. Bunkers waddle around in circles around the bottom of Garden Grove.

They will not actively chase the player, but if the player or another bug snack is in their way, they will launch them into the air and display a teasing expression. Life is a series of ones and zeros. Experience tranquility. Experience Bunger. You gotta stop saying Bunger, bro. I can't, we are still on the topic, I cannot stop aren't we're still on the topic i cannot stop myself on the topic of bunger bunger bunger there's a grumpus

fucking what they got a grumpus grumpuses are the dominant species in the world of bug snacks acting very much like humans in our world. They are bipedal, somewhat cylindrical creatures covered in fur? They're called Grumpuses? Hold on. I'm looking at all the Grumpus names. Filbo Fiddlepie. Wambus Troublesham.

Oh. Befica WinkleSnoot. This sounds like you're making these up. Trouble sham. Befica WinkleSnoot. This sounds like you found a Reddit generator made up of usernames. RambleGiggleFunny. GiggleFunny? This is like a Discord

email. WiggleWiggleBottom. This is a fucking auto-generated Wizard101 gamer tag. This is a fucking auto-generated Wizard 101 gamer tag. This guy's name is Cromdo Face. That's awesome. Okay, guys. Kill Fuck Mary,

Gramble Giggle Funny, Wiggle Wiggle Bottom, or Egg of El Bat or Nugget. All right, all right, fine. I'm fucking Gramble G gramble giggle funny i don't know man yeah wiggle bottom not living up to the name wiggle bottom never lives up to it yeah you gotta kill wiggle bottom kill wiggle bottom yeah but i would fuck egg about batter nugget personally you'd fuck egg about batter nugget look she's kind of good okay you'd fuck eggabelle batter

nugget she's sophisticated it's the sophisticated choice you'd fuck her yeah who is chandlo fuck bun oh that's chandlo fuck i read that wrong i read that wrong funk bun sorry chandlo funk bun with wisdom and lifting i got the full package. You feel me? That's his quote. Are these the kinds of creatures you make in your mom's bakery? What the hell? All these cats?

I mean, not that. What do you think a bakery is? Well, you said you're making fucking slime in there. So who knows? That's true. That's true. You don't know how many giggle funnies we got running around back there. I'll take two snorkels beans, please

I feel like I could make up a name slobber lube So that's just like it's okay. You make one you make one you make one no no no you make one you make one You make one you make a client to be able to know it no no it was bad So show me a good one 20 seconds. Give me 20 seconds. I can come up with one all right Let's all come up with one. Let's reconvene in half a minute, okay? Okay.

Okay. Okay. Got one. I did too. I'm ready. I got it. I got one. I got one.

I got one. Okay. Let's all say ours. Left to right. Astro, you go first. Fluffy burger fuck that's awesome all right mika unis funkle yeezys need a little bit of latin in there okay okay i got one ready big dick dick and cuck you like that you like that that's a good one i like that big dick dick and cuck that's really good that's a good one that's a good one i i wrote on this

notepad shambles squirty bun oh nice uh i did funo Poppius. Oh. Why the fuck? Okay, straight up though. Funko Pop is composed the same as like Giggle Funny and like Wiggle Bottom. I know. Oh, man. Yeah. Philbo Funko Pop.

Yeah, I could see it. I could see it. Philbo baggins little lord of the rings a little just a little reference there what's your what's your favorite part of that it's like so not confident in starting this discussion my father was a bit of a drinker

my father my father was a funk I can see him saying that as he holds the microphone oh my god I don't know why that resonated so much with me. Because he would say that.

Oh, fuck me, dude. The way you said it. He's putting on his makeup and his hands shaking. My father was a fuck. He's looking in the mirror. He walks through the ballroom after interrupting the party with the shotgun holds his knife it holds his fucking shiv up to the to the woman and goes

my father i don't know how you how to tell you this Schlag but you've been living In denial and maybe this is how You're dealing with it maybe this is how you're Coping The Joker I think we gotta come clean all of us

Cause we've been keeping this secret but you're There's no easy Way to say this but your dad really is a Funko Pop. My dad is Wambus Trumbullham. Yeah, well, my mom owns a bakery, all right? No, shut up, dude. Wait, no, no, no. You guys have the same mom?

I'm Peter Malark, bitch. They call me the bread boy. I be working that shit nine to five. I kiss this girl from District 13. I turn myself into a tree. Team Gale or Team PETA? Go. I got shot so I made myself dirt.

PETA. PETA. I can't. Gale was Darkiplier. He was a bit of a bad boy. Is that how we refer to evil people now? Just Darkiplier? Anyone with any negative trait whatsoever

You've just created an inside joke of the podcast We're just gonna call each other Darkiplier from now on How does it feel to make your mark? You've made a Markimoo Do not Do not say that

where's my where is it where is it hang on hang on hang on hang on it's that time the sleep deprived podcast where we make a beat and someone raps hey you little piss baby you think you're so fucking cool huh you think you're so fucking cool huh? You think you're so fucking tough? You talk a lot of big game for someone with a small truck. Aw, look at those arms, your arms look so fucking cute. They look like little cigarettes. I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you, and then you'd love me, and you'd text me

I love you, and then I'd fucking ghost you. I'm not uh, going to provide musical backing for 100 gecks. Sorry. What the fuck? Is that a harmonica? Is that a harmonica? Oh, my God. What the hell's going on here? What the hell's going on here? Feels so clean like a money machine yeah yeah

coming with the big trucks right right right right guys guys guys guys let's let's put together a song from the ground up okay okay who wants to wow okay look, a complete, an original, okay? An original. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, ready? Ready?

I'm going to add on top of it. Guys. All right, hang on. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Tinker, you're the winner. We need someone to fucking sing! Someone quick! Welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. How sleepy are you?

I'm really sleepy right now. I like to sleep when I'm not awake When I'm awake you know that I'm sleeping I'm sleeping when I'm not awake And when I go to sleep I have And they're not always nice Bang ring Peace And they're not always nice. Bang, rang. Bass.

Wow! Wow! Wow! Oh, Jesus. In order to capture the barbecue Bunger, the player can catch its attention and lure it down to the lower level of the gorge. Once there,

the player can use the sauce slinger to coat the Bunger in ketchup, which will get the attention of aggressive Spuddy. Once a Spuddy successfully tackles the Bunger, it will stun it, allowing the player the chance to scoop it up in their net. Alternatively, the player acquires the trip shot. It can be used to stun the Bunger without being able to narrow it down to the other aggressive Spuddy. I feel like I keep going

lower and lower as everything is going on. They don't get me like you do. You're the first guest on the Sleep Deprived podcast. We're like best friends. How was your experience here? I'm actually curious to hear this too. You know, honestly, man. Hang on.

If I just had to be completely straight with you. Frankly. You know what? I don't care. That's the end of the podcast. Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Baba Booey.

Baba Booey. Oh my God. Wow. You really said that. Can he do that? Booey. What the heck? What the H-E-R-I-H-E-F?

Now what the fuck is going on? We always end the podcast on a Baba Bowie, and that was it. What if we end... Okay, hear me out. Okay. We'll hear you out. Baba Bangarang. Oh.

Ooh. Hmm. Is there some way to do this together? Maybe we could... Baba Bangarang. Yeah, that was weak. How about we... That could have been better.

I think we need some, like, supporting action. I think we... Let's do the song thing. Let's get everyone... Let's layer. Let's layer. Okay. All right.

I'll be... Here, Schlott, you do the fucking... Yeah, all right. Everyone find the pitch. Find the pitch. Find the pitch, please. A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. Feels so clean like a money machine yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah