Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #15

Episode Date: January 30, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hold on, I'm watching Carl Jacobs. Stop, I'm watching Carl Jacobs. During our podcast. How's it going, guys? Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. This is the 15th episode. We've made it 15 weeks in a row. My name is Shalett, and I'm joined by these fantastic gentlemen. What's up? It's me, Carl Jacobs. Hey, Carl. I love you. I love you.
Starting point is 00:00:20 I think you're really handsome. You too. You love me? I love you. I'm Carl Jacobs. Can you say that a couple more times so I pay more money to your Twitch stream? I love you too. You love me? I love you. I'm Carl Jacobs. Can you say that a couple more times so I pay more money to your Twitch stream? I love you. Oh my god, thank you so much. So, I mean, we have to address the elephant in the room, guys.
Starting point is 00:00:36 We only have four members today. I mean, we did have Slimesicle. He was here the last week. He was here for episode 14, and he's not here this week. So, I mean, I think we have to kind of explain why. I think we should hold a funeral. He's not here. We should hold a funeral right now.
Starting point is 00:00:56 We should hold a funeral. Who wants to do the music? Mika, you can talk about it. Maybe you should do the music. Okay. I feel like I connected with him very well, so I do have a few words to say. And I'll...
Starting point is 00:01:09 It's been a long way without you, my friend. So, I just... He was the most perfect member we ever had. And he was gonna
Starting point is 00:01:24 be a permanent member like he signed the contract this is canon by the way there's no easy way to say this, but Slimesicle is dead. Drop those bars, bitch! Slimesicle is dead! Crab rave! Crab rave!
Starting point is 00:01:57 You guys know the Smiley Face Killer? I was thinking of Dream. You guys know the Smiley Face Killer? I love that guy. So what if that's a dream? Think about it. They both have a loty face killer? I love that guy. Yeah. So what if that's a dream? Think about it. They both have a lot of talent when it comes to killing people. Wait, Dream killed Slimesicle? Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Can we get through the vigil? Oh my god. Oh, do I get it? Mika, what the hell were you saying? I was saying basically how he died was his mom asked him to go- She runs a bakery. She runs a bakery she runs a bakery she asked him we're running out of milk for the nickelodeon slime in our bakery please go down to walmart to get to get the milk for the nickelodeon slime yep and it's it's kind of ironic because ice cream
Starting point is 00:02:42 you know has milk in it. It does. It does. He got hit by the ice cream truck from Bangarang. Yeah. Jeez. It's just so sad. It's going to be okay, man. I can't believe it. It's going to be okay. You know what the last thing he said before he died was?
Starting point is 00:02:58 Wow! Wow! It's just so sad. I can't. It brings a tear to my eye. Yeah, I mean, I feel so bad for the milk truck driver. He was like a Bruda to me. The milk truck driver is feeling pretty shocked right now.
Starting point is 00:03:11 That's a huge ding to the car. I mean, he's going to have to take that to the dealership. A lot of repairs had to be done to the Mr. Softee truck. How is he going to start the new one? He won't. He probably won't. They'll have to find a new actor. God damn it, Charles.
Starting point is 00:03:24 But that's the reason why Charlie Slimes is not here anymore. Charles. Charles. He respectfully requested we call him that after his death. He earned it. He did say that. He did earn it. And he gave half of his estate to the Sleep Deprived podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:40 So thank you. Thank you, Charlie. We actually own his mom's bakery now. We own his mother's bakery. We're going to run a bakery one day, I think, right? We're going to open up some kind of store where we're all put to work. And, you know, we get some old Italian guy to boss us around. What would we cook in our bakery?
Starting point is 00:04:00 Meth. Jesse. Jesse. agree meth jesse isami luigi and i make you run the bakery i make some earth you want some earth you normally have really good impressions but this what do you mean normally that was good that, but this one was good. What do you mean normally? That was good. That was awful. Was that Mario?
Starting point is 00:04:30 Was that Mario? Can you do Toad? Can you do Toad? Can you do Toad cook some- Mario! Mario, I'm cooking! Well, it sounds like Marge. It sounds like Marge. It does.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Marge and Toad are the same. Cooking meth in our bakery we are. Oh, no. Yoda, what's up, man? Hey, Yoda. Use the DMT to put in the force. DMT? You talking about DMT?
Starting point is 00:05:00 Dimethyl tryptamine, Jamie? Pull that up. Yo, in the movie when you were hanging out with Luke, were you guys on DMT that whole time? Absolutely. Oh, that's awesome. Man, George Lucas, what a mastermind. Joe Rogan got meth from me, he did. You sold meth to Joe Rogan?
Starting point is 00:05:18 DMT, I meant to say. Oh, Yoda. Oh my God, I love Yoda. Well, just so you know, Yoda, every time we bring somebody onto the podcast, we have to kill him. So let's go out back, buddy. All right, Schlatt, shoot him. No. I'm sorry, buddy.
Starting point is 00:05:43 We got it. We just got it. I'm sorry, man. I it we just gotta i'm sorry man stop i didn't i didn't i didn't ask for this no it's time to go look at look at the river yeah tell us i killed you i killed you i shot you oh that was the sunset. I'm not going to shoot a gun in my house. Do you guys remember in Black Ops 2 when you'd jerk off to the titties on the cod emblem?
Starting point is 00:06:14 What? I don't know. I would join the search and destroy lobby and then you'd have to mute your mic because you were jerking it to their emblem. Like, holy shit. I'd let them kill me. I'd let them kill me just to see their emblem.
Starting point is 00:06:29 What emblem is this? I don't. No, so Black Ops 2 had a custom emblem generator. And so all everybody would do was just like, they'd make big booties and titties and stuff, you know? And it was awesome. and it was awesome and it was awesome and I'd jerk off to them sometimes sometimes there'd be a big dick on it
Starting point is 00:06:53 and I'd be like oh wow then you'd jerk off even more no I wouldn't jerk off to that I wouldn't jerk off to that now how about the MW2 titles Voyeur oh my god look at that Chick Magnet the Flasher I wouldn't jerk off to that. Now, how about the MW2 titles? Voyeur. Oh, my God. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Voyeur, Chick Magnet, The Flasher, Rejected, Silence. Oh, my God. That is hot. I love how their legs disintegrate. They do disintegrate. Moist, put that on screen for them. Oh, yeah. You can listen to the Sleep Deprived podcast on YouTube where we're showing this, but you
Starting point is 00:07:24 can also listen to it on the superior platform, which is Spotify. We're on Spotify. Moist, can you also put a picture of a monkey dancing on the screen? Oh, yeah. Put like three pictures of monkeys on the screen. I fucking love Gibbons. I bought a monkey lamp. What's a monkey lamp?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Okay, so it's a lamp, but it's also got a monkey attached to it and the monkey is posed in a way that it's holding up the uh e62 mount for the bulb is it a real monkey no it's not a real monkey you idiot now how is it holding on to this bulb is it holding it like with its hands it but like monkeys have opposable thumbs it's what yeah yeah yeah we're putting it on screen there it is that's what i bought is that a cock oh my god that's its tail that's not a cock there's no damn that is he hung though he's not got a corkscrew curly. Oh, my. That is a tail. It's a tail. And he's holding up the light bulb mount.
Starting point is 00:08:27 He's hung. He's not hung. That's hot. He's hung. Damn, he's got a big one. Stop talking about the monkey cock. Moby Dick. Stop.
Starting point is 00:08:38 This is the monkey modern table light, monkey desk lamp, resin standing monkey lighting for living room, bedroom, office, college dorm. I would not have that in the family room. I purchased it on Amazon for $145.99. And so while I was purchasing this, I actually scrolled down and I saw the frequently bought together section. And there were two other monkeys holding lamps from the same company in different poses. So you bought... For a combined price of $431.97.
Starting point is 00:09:12 So now you just have a really great party. Now I've got three monkeys headed to my house that I'm just going to set up. Moist, pull this one up too. Moist, can you pull up a picture of my Twitch channel with the subscribe button on it? And like a red arrow to it thanks jamie jamie put up a dmt pull up some dimethyltryptamine for us jamie have you seen a monkey that will beat the shit out of you chimpanzees will beat the shit out of you speaking of monkey holding a lamp He will blast it over the top of your head And kill you with it Speaking of chimpanzees
Starting point is 00:09:49 What do we think about the Godzilla vs Hong Kong monkey dude Hong Kong? Hong Kong? I love the gorilla Hong Kong That's his name It's not, it's King Kong It's King Kong What's the difference?
Starting point is 00:10:05 You thought the gorilla King Kong was named Hong Kong? King Kong, Hong Kong. Potato, potato, you know? That's a city. It's not really a potato, potato situation. Potato, potato, tomato, tomato. I think Hong Kong would win. I think Hong Kong would win.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Hong Kong would win. They have a bigger military. King Kong. King Kong. Versus. Me, Hong military. King Kong. King Kong. Versus me. Hong Kong. Hong Kong. King Kong and Hong Kong. You know, when I was younger, I had a Deadmau5 hat. I didn't know who Deadmau5 was, but I thought it was like an evil
Starting point is 00:10:37 Mickey Mouse and I thought that was cool. Deadmau5 is a dark applier. Oh my god. Dude, I was watching a PewDiePie video and he was like, he mentioned like antisepticite a dark applier oh my god dude i was watching a pewdiepie video he was like he mentioned like antiseptic and dark applier and he like mentioned like a evil pewdiepie wow when was this like he just uploaded like i feel like he watched this podcast pewdiepie if you're listening to this please come on you're not as hot as markiplier but i mean we'll take you well Not true. I think he is.
Starting point is 00:11:09 PewDiePie, please come on the podcast, and we will talk about your dark past. Can we just address the elephant in the room? We already did, which is why Slimesicle is no longer here. Can we address the donkey in the room? Okay. Give it a crop top. give the donkey a crop top in the room we gotta dress it
Starting point is 00:11:30 oh can we dress you fucking that's how we do it oh man can we dress up the Chinese president like Winnie the Pooh just for saying that he's going to send assassins to your home. I hope he does.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Pull up. Pull up. I'm packing. Pull up. He ain't shit. He ain't shit. I have a feeling he would win. No, he wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:11:57 In this duel. I'd win. Does he see my guns? I'm kissing my arms. Yeah. You lift? What do you bench, Panda? Numbers. You don you lift? what do you bench Panda? numbers, big numbers
Starting point is 00:12:09 yeah I bet Panda couldn't even can't even fucking curl an Xbox controller oh my god let's talk about that I think it's unjust if you do talk about this
Starting point is 00:12:25 You just need to be prepared for Winnie the Pooh To send Eeyore and Tigger for you Why is Is Yorg Is he like the sad one What the fuck is Yorg The sad thing
Starting point is 00:12:39 With like the rod in it's ass What? Yorg? Winnie the Pooh! Yorg, the purple thing. What? What? That's Eeyore.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Yeah, what I said! You said Yorg, like an alien from another planet, Yorg. It's literally another... See, the problem here is you guys are nitpicking my words. They're basically the same. Potato, potato. We are absolutely on a no-fly list now. I had no plans.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I wasn't going to go to China. I'm not going to lie to you. But how are you going to film your white man speaks perfect chinese at asian restaurant video now and then every time i finish a chinese sentence i add a little sound effect that's like boo oh that that like kind of adds kind of like expresses the chinese person's surprise like a cinematic boom like No it's the vine thud Bangarang Here Moist pull that
Starting point is 00:13:53 Pull that up Pull what up Moist The vine thud Can we play the Moist do a pull up Moist pull up How many pull ups can Moist do Moist pull up Mo many pull-ups can moist do moist pull up moist is the producer of our podcast we hired someone to uh to just do the podcast for us he controls us on strings we are his puppets yeah yeah kind of like uh the chinese
Starting point is 00:14:20 state controls hong kong now. We're making a change. Not many people will do what we're doing. We're going to do a political podcast now. And now we talk about... And now we talk about... The Joe Rogan experience. What's up, freak bitches? If you were the president of the United States and you can have a button
Starting point is 00:14:42 that does whatever you want, what would it do? If I had a button, I it so joe biden has to watch me eat dinner every single time i press the button i'd make him stand right in front of me he's just gonna fall asleep i'd wait i'd go i'd snap my fingers be like wake up buddy you're watching me eat there's just like some weird power fantasy i want i want him to watch what he won't have you have a secondary button that zaps him every time you press it so he wakes back up you go hey hey watch me i'm meaning watch me be polite and then he goes sorry and then he sniffs my shoulder. Joe Biden has a button that brings out a small child that he sniffs. God, no.
Starting point is 00:15:32 And he goes, hey, you want to sit at my desk? Oh, my God. And then he goes. Shout out to Joe Biden, huh? Shout out Joe Biden. Love that guy. Yo. All right, asshole.
Starting point is 00:15:55 That was really weird. Sorry. If I was the president and I had a button. Yeah, what would your button be? You didn't answer. My button would call in the burger plane oh my fucking god to feed you a succulent dinner you know can we just like succulent oh oh i had let's talk about succulent dinners for a second mika suck us I had some A5 Wagyu tonight. A5 Wagyu steak, New York strip,
Starting point is 00:16:30 because I'm from New York, and you know how I like that strip. Yeah, I got my button, you know? Oh, you got a button for that, too. Yep. Every time I get New York strip, A5 Wagyu, raised in the Hokkaido region of Japan. Oh, the Hokage region.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Motherfuckers. Yeah. Cold motherfuckers. They come down. I, the Hokage region. Motherfuckers. Yeah. Cold motherfuckers. They come down. I love the Hokage. Marbled as hell. And I order them online and they get delivered and I cook them medium rare. Slightly more on the rare side than the medium side.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Wait. You cook your own steaks? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you're poor. I cook the, what? So you're poor. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Shlad's poor. I'm not poor. I'm not poor, guys. Shlad doesn't have any money. Guys, stop. Stop. Please, please stop. I saw Shlad at the thrift store the other day buying clothing.
Starting point is 00:17:19 I don't thrift. I don't thrift. He has to buy thrift clothing. We got a Dollar Tree employee speaking. I buy Balenciaga. I have Balenciagas. Do you really have Balenciagas? I do. I can send a picture of them.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Wow. Moist, pull that up. These look stupid. No, they don't. Wait, okay, which one? I can't see the Balenciagas right now. The white ones. Okay, because I was looking at this, and it just looks like a sock those are cool too i don't care those i know
Starting point is 00:17:50 that's like everyone's has them already but those are cool everyone everyone has a balenciaga you haven't seen your homie dressed in drip like that, I like to treat myself. Dollar Tree employees can't relate. Okay, no one here works at the Dollar Tree. And that's just rude for you to say. I don't work at the Dollar Tree. I have a bun that cooks my steak. Look, I just don't spend it on silly things. Guys, do you hear something?
Starting point is 00:18:21 I don't speak. It sounds like a peasant. I don't do it. I don't have any speak. Yeah, sounds like a peasant. I don't do it. I don't have any supreme church. Oh, look at this common man. This is what this French language is? I don't speak French. I don't ever speak... Oh my god, I wouldn't be caught
Starting point is 00:18:35 dead speaking French. I fucking hate that godforsaken ball language, bro. If you could just learn a language immediately right now, what would it be french uh russian oh yeah you were having a time there where you were trying to learn russian it does it look it sounds cool and the only reason i want to learn it is that so i can speak it to other players in daisy like i walk up to some some player and i put my gun up to him and i go which means uh what is that
Starting point is 00:19:06 and then he goes and i go you know you know like i need something to eat yeah i'd like something to i'd like something to eat yeah exactly yeah uh you will kill all of us. Wow, that's crazy. That's nice. Thank you. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:19:28 You know, we've been talking about buttons a lot, but I feel like the number one button the listeners should press is either the follow button on Spotify or the subscribe button on YouTube. Exactly. Guys, please listen to us on Spotify. Let me tell you our full plan here, all right? My manager, Ryan P p has told us that the listens on spotify are much more important than the listens on youtube so we do appreciate
Starting point is 00:19:52 you listening on youtube but if you would just follow us on spotify and click on it you know whenever it comes out whenever spotify shows you a new episode it would really help us out because we're trying to get each podcast episode to like 100,000 plays on Spotify. And once we do, we can cash out with $100,000 plus podcast deal. And that will really be pumping them out because that'll be our income, you know? Yeah. I love the transparency. I want to get my boys a podcast deal.
Starting point is 00:20:16 We love money. We love money. We love money. Schlatt really needs it right now. I work at Goodwill. Schlatt's kind of on a low point monetarily. I have no money. I've never had less. Schlatt's kind of on a low point monetarily. I have no money. I've never had less.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Schlatt really needs it. Someone help him so that he doesn't have to cook his steak by himself. I will buy some Balenciagas if we get a podcast, little boys. I will buy some Balenciagas. You can get mine. No? You're going to sell yours to him? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:20:42 He can get the same ones. We can twin. Oh, word. Yeah, we can twin oh word yeah we can twin i'm down to twin remember hashtag twinning mm-hmm remember that clip from from youtube a while ago charlie sheen saying winning oh man winning winning winning you guys want to hear my Charlie Sheen impression? Yeah. Hey, it's me. It's Charlie Sheen. Hey, that was... That's fucking Yoda.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Yoda. I thought I killed you. No, it's not. No, it's not Yoda. It's me, Charlie Sheen. Marge, why don't you show Yoda? Hashtag winning. Come on.
Starting point is 00:21:19 It's me, the guy. Remember? You know, speaking of Yoda, speaking of yoda there's just one tweet elon musk made i said come on now it's me no no there's one tweet elon musk made called legalized comedy and then the thing he posted before that was a meme that said the man and then delorean and something about baby yoda legalized comedy baby legalized comedy i'm gonna i'm gonna talk about taking tesla four dollars four hundred twenty dollars i'm funny that's the weed number i did it because my girlfriend smokes pot we burned our bridge with china so let's just burn it with elon musk
Starting point is 00:21:59 right now i would be happy to burn that imagine being 49 years old and you're like the world's richest man and you're posting the world's richest man and you're posting like a boss memes on twitter no no look at this dank meme okay look at this dank meme that's not dank moist pull that up must protect yoda with a baby emoji no january 12th and then january 13th he tweets out legalized comedy i love him so much i hate him why do you hate him what's so bad about him huh bad upbringing what's so bad about him bro you know he makes minecraft memes right which is very funny because he also has mines in africa he could make so many trades with villagers. Yeah. He just keeps those emeralds stocked.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Hey, look, I can't speak bad on Elon Musk because he's made me a lot of money. What money did he make? I invested in Tesla way back and now I'm swimming in it even though I still thrift. Yeah, why do you still thrift god you're so poor i only had a couple shares ice my bag is so damn frosty the people are like, Damn, that's a cold-ass honky. Can I say that? Cold-ass honky? What does that mean? Honky? Can I say the word honky?
Starting point is 00:23:32 Cold-ass honky, a complimentary term used to describe certain Caucasians that are pumped up on some shit from the thrift shop. That's so on brand for you. Go to the thrift shop. Please refer to me as the cold ass honky from now on, guys. Alright, guys, we got cold ass honky on the podcast. What's up, man?
Starting point is 00:23:52 Hey, man, just got back from somewhere cool. Oh, yeah? Was it a goodwill? Yes. Yeah, it was a goodwill. Oh, you're poor. Yeah, we should stop making fun of people who thrift
Starting point is 00:24:08 I legitimately thrift I thrift I think thrifting is cool I got a lot of cool clothes from thrift store I'm wearing something I thrifted right now really I'm lying I've never thrifted people thrift for me right And they put them on eBay
Starting point is 00:24:27 and I buy them. That's how I get most of my vintage- You buy people? I don't. No, no. You sound a lot like Elon Musk. Look, I go on eBay and I buy the vintage sweatshirts that are obtained originally by people who go to thrift shops and put them up at scalper rates. I'm going to read some of my eBay reviews. Okay, so what I do is I buy shit off of eBay. And you know how eBay is like the marketplace of everybody and everything works off of this system of reviewing how good the experience was uh yes so i don't actually review anybody oh no so i have a bunch of great reviews uh from people who take who like literally live off of
Starting point is 00:25:22 ebay like they make their whole living off of selling things on eBay. I have 87 positive reviews. Zero neutral, zero negative. Excellent customer. Thank you for your purchase. Great buyer. Would work with again. Instant payment.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Quick response and fast payment. Perfect. Thanks. Great buyer. If you had a good shopping experience, I'd love a review. Thank you. No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:25:44 I didn't review them. I actually have zero reviews on my account i don't review any of my purchases it kind of feel makes me feel like a dick yeah you're a piece of but also but also whenever you whenever you don't leave a review you get a message from the person who sells it to you that says hey with a smiley face, if you enjoyed your product, please consider leaving a review. So they're a dream stand. And then every day they send another one and it gets more and more passive aggressive. It's been like months and I still get fucking emails from this dude who sold me some shitty ass piggy bank that munched the coin into the box with the face on it you know that one that's kind of cute every day i get a new email worded
Starting point is 00:26:33 differently every time that says please leave a review and i just don't do it i just spite at this point i just i just just read all the emails and just kind of laugh. Can you read the latest one? Sure. Dear sir or madam, we are wondering if you get your parcel and like? Please click yes. On time delivery question. Highly appreciated. Period. Face bank face piggy bank censor coin eating saving money box. Kids gift new. You should leave a review man no yeah you should leave a five star no here let's write a review together no yeah i don't want to
Starting point is 00:27:14 so what's their name we could help you what's their name let's write it out i'm not telling you i'm not telling you write it out do not grace these people let's pretend hey piggy hey piggy bank creator hey kitten they didn't make the piggy bank hey kitten please don't call them kitten we really loved we really liked this piggy bank
Starting point is 00:27:37 we really loved this piggy bank we should hit up each other on discord tonight yeah they're just gonna think you're like... Hey, it's your Discord. You should join my public Discord. I'll give you a VIP role. You can join my public Discord,
Starting point is 00:27:56 and I'll give you access to the memes and NSFW channel. Just whatever you do, do not post memes in general. I'll even give you emmed perms. Winky face. Hit me up. Schlatt. There we go. Cold ass honky.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Signed cold ass honky. Sorry. Let's narrate it one more time for the people in the back. Do it in Marge voice. That's what gets the people laughing. No, Marge. Not Mario. Not Mario.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Not Mario. We should hit him. No, you're not good at it at Mario. It's gotta be Mario. Hey, kitten. What about Luigi? Love this piggy bank, will you? I gotta be a papadaboo.
Starting point is 00:28:40 We should hit each other up on Discord tonight, we should. Join my public Discord, you should. You should join my public Discord. Give you a VIP role, I will. Give you embed perms, I'll even. Hit me up. Hey, kitten. Schlatt.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Now, let's say hypothetically. I just sound like the guy from... Let's say hypothetically. You are my kitten. Schlatt! Now let's say, hypothetically... I just sound like the guy from... Now let's say, hypothetically, you are my kitten. You're my kitten. And if you are my kitten... Why are you speaking so fast? How are you doing this? The tolerant left is filled with kittens, and I love it. Hypothetically,
Starting point is 00:29:19 you're on my Discord server. And let's say, you're my kitten. Hypothetically, you post names in general. Let's also say that I mod you. Astro, why are you so good at that? I'm related to Ben Shapiro. What's your relation? He's my kitten.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Wait, so Mika has Yoda. I have Marge. Asher has Shapiro. Why do I have to have Shapiro? Okay, no, it's fine. I'll take Shapiro. Wait, you'll take it? I do take it often from him. He is my kitten after all.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Let's do a role play then. Okay, you're Tony and we're coming in to buy some pizza. Okay, now let's say hypothetically I want a slice of pizza. Oh my god. How much does it cost? I'm not doing this. Pepperoni do you have? Let's say hypothetically that Yoda wanted pepperoni right now.
Starting point is 00:30:17 I don't serve. I don't serve your kind here, Yoda. Now hypothetically. Tried to shoot me, you did. And scene. Oh, shit, we forgot to announce the shirt competition. I'll get the melodica I really suck at this
Starting point is 00:30:56 We're gonna do another song guys Ready? Okay Wait what key are we in? F Wait, what key are we in? F F I didn't know you could do that Mongolian throat singing, Panda. Baby. And we forgot to announce our t-shirt competition, guys. So next week we're going to have a t-shirt competition that everybody,
Starting point is 00:31:40 all of our fans can take part in. So we're basically going to announce four different t-shirt designs for the Sleep Deprived podcast that you guys have been asking for forever. You know how you guys have been asking for shirts? Well, we're going to make new ones, alright? Change.org did something. Change.org actually did something for once. I signed a petition, and guess what? The Sleep Deprived podcast
Starting point is 00:31:58 guys listened. Wow. It's because we love you guys. We love you guys. We love all of you, and we hope you are doing good uh alex that's the one sleep deprived podcast listener who's alex mega creeped out right now alex from california california california all right a, Alex from California. You heard it first, man. We are doing this because you signed a petition.
Starting point is 00:32:29 So basically next week, we're going to come with four different designs, one from each of us, and we're going to see which one sells the most. And you can buy all of them. This is what happens when you don't sign Dave from Texas. I know, Dave from Texas. God, I hate Texas. Samantha from Mississippi. Ooh. Matthew from Texas. I know, Dave from Texas. God, I hate Texas. Samantha from Mississippi. Matthew from Florida.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Ooh, ooh, God. Jeez, hate that Matthew Floridian kid. So, you guys will be able to buy all four of them, and then whoever sells the most shirts will get all of the money.
Starting point is 00:33:03 I just came up with that rule right now. Whoever sells the most shirts will get all of the money i just came up with that rule right now whoever sells the most shirts will get all of the money i don't like that why don't you like the rule well is it why say it say why well well cuz well Well. Cuz. Well. No. Come on, you can do it. Go, Mika. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I'll do it through interpretive music. Okay. Okay. Is this Radiohead? We'd like to commemorate this podcast to Charles C. Slimesicle. He died in a milk truck accident. He is joined by his family and friends.
Starting point is 00:34:02 He's a truck. Bababoo. Bababoo. Ba-ba-ba-ba. He is joined by his family and friends. Baba Boo. Baba Boo. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba. Ba.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Ba. Ba. Wait. Hold on. We could do someone could do Ba and then Ba and then Boo and Baba? Wait. Hold on. We could do... Someone could do ba and then ba and then boo and then e. Left to right. Ready?
Starting point is 00:34:31 Okay. Ba. Ba. Boo. E.

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