Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #15
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Hold on, I'm watching Carl Jacobs. Stop, I'm watching Carl Jacobs.
During our podcast.
How's it going, guys? Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. This is the 15th
episode. We've made it 15 weeks in a row. My name is Shalett, and I'm joined by these
fantastic gentlemen.
What's up? It's me, Carl Jacobs.
Hey, Carl. I love you.
I love you.
I think you're really handsome.
You too.
You love me?
I love you. I'm Carl Jacobs. Can you say that a couple more times so I pay more money to your Twitch stream? I love you too. You love me? I love you. I'm Carl Jacobs.
Can you say that a couple more times so I pay more money to your Twitch stream?
I love you.
Oh my god, thank you so much.
So, I mean, we have to address the elephant in the room, guys.
We only have four members today.
I mean, we did have Slimesicle.
He was here the last week.
He was here for episode 14, and he's not here this week.
So, I mean, I think we have to kind of explain why.
I think we should hold a funeral.
He's not here.
We should hold a funeral right now.
We should hold a funeral.
Who wants to do the music?
Mika, you can talk about it.
Maybe you should do the music.
Okay.
I feel like I connected with him very well,
so I do have a few words to say.
And I'll...
It's been a long way
without you, my friend.
So, I just...
He was
the most perfect member we ever
had.
And
he was gonna
be a permanent member like he signed the contract
this is canon by the way
there's no easy way to say this, but
Slimesicle is dead.
Drop those bars, bitch!
Slimesicle is dead!
Crab rave!
Crab rave!
You guys know the Smiley Face
Killer? I was thinking of Dream.
You guys know the Smiley Face Killer? I love that guy.
So what if that's a dream?
Think about it. They both have a loty face killer? I love that guy. Yeah. So what if that's a dream? Think about it.
They both have a lot of talent when it comes to killing people.
Wait, Dream killed Slimesicle?
Oh my god.
Can we get through the vigil?
Oh my god.
Oh, do I get it?
Mika, what the hell were you saying?
I was saying basically how he died was his mom asked him to go-
She runs a bakery.
She runs a bakery she runs a bakery she asked him we're running out of milk for the nickelodeon slime in our bakery please go down to walmart to get
to get the milk for the nickelodeon slime yep and it's it's kind of ironic because ice cream
you know has milk in it. It does. It does.
He got hit by the ice cream truck from Bangarang.
Yeah.
Jeez.
It's just so sad.
It's going to be okay, man. I can't believe it.
It's going to be okay.
You know what the last thing he said before he died was?
Wow!
Wow!
It's just so sad.
I can't.
It brings a tear to my eye.
Yeah, I mean, I feel so bad for the milk truck driver.
He was like a Bruda to me.
The milk truck driver is feeling pretty shocked right now.
That's a huge ding to the car.
I mean, he's going to have to take that to the dealership.
A lot of repairs had to be done to the Mr. Softee truck.
How is he going to start the new one?
He won't.
He probably won't.
They'll have to find a new actor.
God damn it, Charles.
But that's the reason why Charlie Slimes is not here anymore.
Charles.
Charles.
He respectfully requested we call him that after his death.
He earned it.
He did say that.
He did earn it.
And he gave half of his estate to the Sleep Deprived podcast.
So thank you.
Thank you, Charlie.
We actually own his mom's bakery now.
We own his mother's bakery.
We're going to run a bakery one day, I think, right?
We're going to open up some kind of store where we're all put to work.
And, you know, we get some old Italian guy to boss us around.
What would we cook in our bakery?
Meth.
Jesse. Jesse. agree meth jesse
isami luigi and i make you run the bakery i make some earth you want some earth
you normally have really good impressions but this
what do you mean normally that was good that, but this one was good. What do you mean normally?
That was good.
That was awful.
Was that Mario?
Was that Mario? Can you do Toad?
Can you do Toad?
Can you do Toad cook some-
Mario!
Mario, I'm cooking!
Well, it sounds like Marge.
It sounds like Marge.
It does.
Marge and Toad are the same.
Cooking meth in our bakery we are.
Oh, no.
Yoda, what's up, man?
Hey, Yoda.
Use the DMT to put in the force.
DMT?
You talking about DMT?
Dimethyl tryptamine, Jamie?
Pull that up.
Yo, in the movie when you were hanging out with Luke, were you guys on DMT that whole time?
Absolutely.
Oh, that's awesome.
Man, George Lucas, what a mastermind.
Joe Rogan got meth from me, he did.
You sold meth to Joe Rogan?
DMT, I meant to say.
Oh, Yoda.
Oh my God, I love Yoda.
Well, just so you know, Yoda, every time we bring somebody onto the podcast, we have to kill him.
So let's go out back, buddy.
All right, Schlatt, shoot him.
No.
I'm sorry, buddy.
We got it.
We just got it.
I'm sorry, man. I it we just gotta i'm sorry man stop i didn't i didn't i didn't
ask for this no it's time to go look at look at the river yeah tell us
i killed you i killed you i shot you oh that was the sunset. I'm not going to shoot a gun in my house.
Do you guys remember in Black Ops 2
when you'd jerk off to
the titties on the cod emblem?
What?
I don't know.
I would join the search and destroy lobby
and then you'd have to mute your mic because you were jerking it
to their emblem.
Like, holy shit.
I'd let them kill me.
I'd let them kill me just to see their emblem.
What emblem is this?
I don't.
No, so Black Ops 2 had a custom emblem generator.
And so all everybody would do was just like,
they'd make big booties and titties and stuff, you know?
And it was awesome. and it was awesome and it was awesome and I'd jerk off to
them sometimes
sometimes there'd be a big dick on it
and I'd be like oh wow
then you'd jerk off even more
no I wouldn't jerk off to that
I wouldn't jerk off to that
now how about the MW2 titles
Voyeur oh my god look at that Chick Magnet the Flasher I wouldn't jerk off to that. Now, how about the MW2 titles?
Voyeur. Oh, my God.
Look at that.
Voyeur, Chick Magnet, The Flasher, Rejected, Silence.
Oh, my God.
That is hot.
I love how their legs disintegrate.
They do disintegrate.
Moist, put that on screen for them.
Oh, yeah.
You can listen to the Sleep Deprived podcast on YouTube where we're showing this, but you
can also listen to it on the superior platform, which is Spotify.
We're on Spotify.
Moist, can you also put a picture of a monkey dancing on the screen?
Oh, yeah.
Put like three pictures of monkeys on the screen.
I fucking love Gibbons.
I bought a monkey lamp.
What's a monkey lamp?
Okay, so it's a lamp, but it's also got a monkey attached to it and
the monkey is posed in a way that it's holding up the uh e62 mount for the bulb is it a real monkey
no it's not a real monkey you idiot now how is it holding on to this bulb is it holding it like with its hands
it but like monkeys have opposable thumbs it's what yeah yeah yeah we're putting it on screen
there it is that's what i bought is that a cock oh my god that's its tail that's not a cock there's
no damn that is he hung though he's not got a corkscrew curly. Oh, my. That is a tail.
It's a tail.
And he's holding up the light bulb mount.
He's hung.
He's not hung.
That's hot.
He's hung.
Damn, he's got a big one.
Stop talking about the monkey cock.
Moby Dick.
Stop.
This is the monkey modern table light, monkey desk lamp, resin standing monkey lighting
for living room, bedroom, office, college dorm.
I would not have that in the family room.
I purchased it on Amazon for $145.99.
And so while I was purchasing this, I actually scrolled down and I saw the frequently bought together section.
And there were two other monkeys holding lamps from the same company in different poses.
So you bought...
For a combined price of $431.97.
So now you just have a really great party.
Now I've got three monkeys headed to my house that I'm just going to set up.
Moist, pull this one up too.
Moist, can you pull up a picture of my Twitch channel with the subscribe button on it?
And like a red arrow to it thanks jamie jamie put up a dmt pull up some dimethyltryptamine for us jamie have you seen a monkey that will beat the shit out of you chimpanzees will beat the shit
out of you speaking of monkey holding a lamp He will blast it over the top of your head
And kill you with it
Speaking of chimpanzees
What do we think about the Godzilla vs Hong Kong monkey dude
Hong Kong?
Hong Kong?
I love the gorilla Hong Kong
That's his name
It's not, it's King Kong
It's King Kong
What's the difference?
You thought the gorilla King Kong was named Hong Kong?
King Kong, Hong Kong.
Potato, potato, you know?
That's a city.
It's not really a potato, potato situation.
Potato, potato, tomato, tomato.
I think Hong Kong would win.
I think Hong Kong would win.
Hong Kong would win.
They have a bigger military.
King Kong. King Kong. Versus. Me, Hong military. King Kong. King Kong.
Versus me. Hong Kong.
Hong Kong. King Kong and Hong Kong.
You know, when I was younger, I had
a Deadmau5 hat. I didn't know who
Deadmau5 was, but I thought it was like an evil
Mickey Mouse and I thought that was cool.
Deadmau5 is a dark
applier. Oh my god.
Dude, I was watching a PewDiePie video and he was like, he mentioned like antisepticite a dark applier oh my god dude i was watching a pewdiepie video he was like he
mentioned like antiseptic and dark applier and he like mentioned like a evil pewdiepie
wow when was this like he just uploaded like i feel like he watched this podcast
pewdiepie if you're listening to this please come on you're not as hot as markiplier but
i mean we'll take you well Not true. I think he is.
PewDiePie, please come on the podcast, and we will talk about your dark past.
Can we just address the elephant in the room?
We already did, which is why Slimesicle is no longer here.
Can we address the donkey in the room?
Okay.
Give it a crop top. give the donkey a crop top
in the room
we gotta dress it
oh can we dress
you fucking
that's how we do it
oh man
can we dress up the Chinese president
like Winnie the Pooh
just for saying that he's going to send assassins to your home.
I hope he does.
Pull up.
Pull up.
I'm packing.
Pull up.
He ain't shit.
He ain't shit.
I have a feeling he would win.
No, he wouldn't.
In this duel.
I'd win.
Does he see my guns?
I'm kissing my arms.
Yeah.
You lift?
What do you bench, Panda? Numbers. You don you lift? what do you bench Panda?
numbers, big numbers
yeah
I bet Panda couldn't even
can't even fucking curl an Xbox controller
oh my god
let's talk about that
I think it's unjust
if you do
talk about this
You just need to be prepared for Winnie the Pooh
To send Eeyore and Tigger for you
Why is
Is
Yorg
Is he like the sad one
What the fuck is Yorg
The sad thing
With like the rod in it's ass
What?
Yorg?
Winnie the Pooh!
Yorg, the purple thing.
What?
What?
That's Eeyore.
Yeah, what I said!
You said Yorg, like an alien from another planet, Yorg.
It's literally another...
See, the problem here is you guys are nitpicking my words.
They're basically the same.
Potato, potato.
We are absolutely on a no-fly list now.
I had no plans.
I wasn't going to go to China.
I'm not going to lie to you.
But how are you going to film your white man speaks perfect chinese at asian
restaurant video now and then every time i finish a chinese sentence i add a little sound effect
that's like boo oh that that like kind of adds kind of like expresses the chinese person's surprise
like a cinematic boom like No it's the vine thud
Bangarang
Here Moist pull that
Pull that up
Pull what up Moist
The vine thud
Can we play the Moist do a pull up
Moist pull up
How many pull ups can Moist do
Moist pull up Mo many pull-ups can moist do moist pull up moist is the producer of our podcast we hired someone to uh to just do the
podcast for us he controls us on strings we are his puppets yeah yeah kind of like uh the chinese
state controls hong kong now. We're making a change.
Not many people will do what we're doing.
We're going to do a political podcast now.
And now we talk about... And now we talk about...
The Joe Rogan experience.
What's up, freak bitches?
If you were the president of the United States
and you can have a button
that does whatever you want,
what would it do? If I had a button, I it so joe biden has to watch me eat dinner every single
time i press the button i'd make him stand right in front of me he's just gonna fall asleep
i'd wait i'd go i'd snap my fingers be like wake up buddy you're watching me eat there's just like
some weird power fantasy i want i want him to watch what he won't have you have a secondary
button that zaps him every time you press it so he wakes back up you go hey hey watch me i'm
meaning watch me be polite and then he goes sorry and then he sniffs my shoulder. Joe Biden has a button that brings out a small child that he sniffs.
God, no.
And he goes, hey, you want to sit at my desk?
Oh, my God.
And then he goes.
Shout out to Joe Biden, huh?
Shout out Joe Biden.
Love that guy.
Yo.
All right, asshole.
That was really weird.
Sorry.
If I was the president and I had a button.
Yeah, what would your button be?
You didn't answer.
My button would call in the burger plane oh my fucking god to feed you a succulent dinner you know can we
just like succulent oh oh i had let's talk about succulent dinners for a second mika suck us I had some A5 Wagyu tonight.
A5 Wagyu steak, New York strip,
because I'm from New York,
and you know how I like that strip.
Yeah, I got my button, you know?
Oh, you got a button for that, too.
Yep.
Every time I get New York strip, A5 Wagyu,
raised in the Hokkaido region of Japan.
Oh, the Hokage region.
Motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Cold motherfuckers. They come down. I, the Hokage region. Motherfuckers. Yeah. Cold motherfuckers.
They come down. I love the Hokage.
Marbled as hell.
And I order them online and they get delivered
and I cook them medium rare.
Slightly more on the rare side than the medium side.
Wait.
You cook your own steaks?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So you're poor.
I cook the, what?
So you're poor.
No, no, no.
Shlad's poor.
I'm not poor.
I'm not poor, guys.
Shlad doesn't have any money.
Guys, stop.
Stop.
Please, please stop.
I saw Shlad at the thrift store the other day buying clothing.
I don't thrift.
I don't thrift.
He has to buy thrift clothing.
We got a Dollar Tree employee speaking.
I buy Balenciaga.
I have Balenciagas.
Do you really have Balenciagas?
I do. I can send a picture of them.
Wow.
Moist, pull that up.
These look stupid.
No, they don't.
Wait, okay, which one?
I can't see the Balenciagas right now.
The white ones.
Okay, because I was looking at this, and it just looks like a sock those are cool too i don't care those i know
that's like everyone's has them already but those are cool everyone everyone has a balenciaga
you haven't seen your homie dressed in drip like that, I like to treat myself.
Dollar Tree employees can't relate.
Okay, no one here works at the Dollar Tree. And that's just rude for you to say.
I don't work at the Dollar Tree.
I have a bun that cooks my steak.
Look, I just don't spend it on silly things.
Guys, do you hear something?
I don't speak.
It sounds like a peasant.
I don't do it. I don't have any speak. Yeah, sounds like a peasant. I don't do it.
I don't have any supreme church.
Oh, look at this common man.
This is what this French language is?
I don't speak French.
I don't ever speak... Oh my god, I wouldn't be caught
dead speaking French.
I fucking hate that godforsaken
ball language, bro.
If you could just learn a language
immediately right now, what would it be
french uh russian oh yeah you were having a time there where you were trying to learn russian it
does it look it sounds cool and the only reason i want to learn it is that so i can speak it to
other players in daisy like i walk up to some some player and i put my gun up to him and i go which means uh what is that
and then he goes and i go
you know you know like i need something to eat yeah
i'd like something to i'd like something to eat yeah exactly yeah
uh you will kill all of us.
Wow, that's crazy.
That's nice.
Thank you.
Damn it.
You know, we've been talking about buttons a lot,
but I feel like the number one button the listeners should press
is either the follow button on Spotify or the subscribe button on YouTube.
Exactly.
Guys, please listen to us on Spotify.
Let me tell you our full plan here, all right?
My manager, Ryan P p has told us that
the listens on spotify are much more important than the listens on youtube so we do appreciate
you listening on youtube but if you would just follow us on spotify and click on it you know
whenever it comes out whenever spotify shows you a new episode it would really help us out
because we're trying to get each podcast episode to like 100,000 plays on Spotify.
And once we do, we can cash out with $100,000 plus podcast deal.
And that will really be pumping them out because that'll be our income, you know?
Yeah.
I love the transparency.
I want to get my boys a podcast deal.
We love money.
We love money.
We love money.
Schlatt really needs it right now.
I work at Goodwill.
Schlatt's kind of on a low point monetarily.
I have no money. I've never had less. Schlatt's kind of on a low point monetarily. I have no money.
I've never had less.
Schlatt really needs it.
Someone help him so that he doesn't have to cook his steak by himself.
I will buy some Balenciagas if we get a podcast, little boys.
I will buy some Balenciagas.
You can get mine.
No?
You're going to sell yours to him?
No, no, no.
He can get the same ones.
We can twin.
Oh, word. Yeah, we can twin oh word yeah we can twin i'm down to
twin remember hashtag twinning mm-hmm remember that clip from from youtube a while ago charlie
sheen saying winning oh man winning winning winning you guys want to hear my Charlie Sheen impression? Yeah.
Hey, it's me.
It's Charlie Sheen. Hey, that was...
That's fucking Yoda.
Yoda.
I thought I killed you.
No, it's not.
No, it's not Yoda.
It's me, Charlie Sheen.
Marge, why don't you show Yoda?
Hashtag winning.
Come on.
It's me, the guy.
Remember?
You know, speaking of Yoda, speaking of yoda there's just one tweet elon
musk made i said come on now it's me no no there's one tweet elon musk made called legalized comedy
and then the thing he posted before that was a meme that said the man and then delorean
and something about baby yoda legalized comedy baby legalized comedy i'm gonna i'm gonna talk about taking tesla
four dollars four hundred twenty dollars i'm funny that's the weed number i did it because
my girlfriend smokes pot we burned our bridge with china so let's just burn it with elon musk
right now i would be happy to burn that imagine being 49 years old and you're like the world's
richest man and you're posting the world's richest man and
you're posting like a boss memes on twitter no no look at this dank meme okay look at this dank
meme that's not dank moist pull that up must protect yoda with a baby emoji no january 12th
and then january 13th he tweets out legalized comedy i love him so much i hate him why do you hate him what's so bad about him
huh bad upbringing what's so bad about him bro you know he makes minecraft memes right which
is very funny because he also has mines in africa he could make so many trades with villagers. Yeah.
He just keeps those emeralds stocked.
Hey, look, I can't speak bad on Elon Musk because he's made me a lot of money.
What money did he make? I invested in Tesla way back and now I'm swimming in it even though I still thrift.
Yeah, why do you still thrift god you're so poor i only had a couple shares
ice my bag is so damn frosty the people are like, Damn, that's a cold-ass honky.
Can I say that?
Cold-ass honky? What does that mean?
Honky?
Can I say the word honky?
Cold-ass honky, a complimentary term used to describe certain Caucasians
that are pumped up on some shit from the thrift shop.
That's so on brand for you.
Go to the thrift shop.
Please refer to me as the cold ass honky
from now on, guys.
Alright, guys, we got cold ass honky
on the podcast. What's up, man?
Hey, man, just got
back from somewhere cool.
Oh, yeah?
Was it a goodwill?
Yes.
Yeah, it was a goodwill.
Oh, you're poor.
Yeah, we should stop making fun of people who thrift
I legitimately thrift
I thrift
I think thrifting is cool
I got a lot of cool clothes from thrift store
I'm wearing something I thrifted right now
really
I'm lying I've never thrifted
people thrift for me right And they put them on eBay
and I buy them. That's how I get most of my vintage- You buy people?
I don't. No, no. You sound a lot like Elon Musk.
Look, I go on eBay and I buy the vintage sweatshirts that are obtained originally by people who go to thrift shops and put them up at scalper rates.
I'm going to read some of my eBay reviews.
Okay, so what I do is I buy shit off of eBay.
And you know how eBay is like the marketplace of everybody and everything works off of this system of reviewing how good the experience was
uh yes so i don't actually review anybody
oh no so i have a bunch of great reviews uh from people who take who like literally live off of
ebay like they make their whole living off of selling things on eBay.
I have 87 positive reviews.
Zero neutral, zero negative.
Excellent customer.
Thank you for your purchase.
Great buyer.
Would work with again.
Instant payment.
Quick response and fast payment.
Perfect.
Thanks.
Great buyer.
If you had a good shopping experience,
I'd love a review.
Thank you.
No, I didn't.
I didn't review them. I actually have zero reviews on my account i don't review any of my
purchases it kind of feel makes me feel like a dick yeah you're a piece of but also but also
whenever you whenever you don't leave a review you get a message from the person who sells it
to you that says hey with a smiley face, if you enjoyed your product, please consider leaving a review.
So they're a dream stand.
And then every day they send another one and it gets more and more passive aggressive.
It's been like months and I still get fucking emails from this dude who sold me some shitty ass piggy bank that munched the coin into the box
with the face on it you know that one that's kind of cute every day i get a new email worded
differently every time that says please leave a review and i just don't do it i just spite at this
point i just i just just read all the emails and just kind of laugh. Can you read the latest one? Sure.
Dear sir or madam, we are wondering if you get your parcel and like? Please
click yes. On time delivery question. Highly
appreciated. Period. Face bank
face piggy bank censor coin eating saving money box. Kids gift
new. You should leave a review man
no yeah you should leave a five star no here let's write a review together no yeah i don't want to
so what's their name we could help you what's their name let's write it out i'm not telling
you i'm not telling you write it out do not grace these people let's pretend hey piggy hey piggy bank creator hey kitten
they didn't make the piggy bank
hey kitten
please don't call them kitten
we really
loved
we really liked this piggy bank
we really loved this piggy bank
we should hit up each other
on discord tonight
yeah they're just gonna think you're like...
Hey, it's your Discord.
You should join my public Discord.
I'll give you a VIP role.
You can join my public Discord,
and I'll give you access to the memes and NSFW channel.
Just whatever you do, do not post memes in general.
I'll even give you emmed perms.
Winky face.
Hit me up.
Schlatt.
There we go.
Cold ass honky.
Signed cold ass honky.
Sorry.
Let's narrate it one more time for the people in the back.
Do it in Marge voice.
That's what gets the people laughing.
No, Marge.
Not Mario.
Not Mario.
Not Mario.
We should hit him.
No, you're not good at it at Mario.
It's gotta be Mario.
Hey, kitten.
What about Luigi?
Love this piggy bank, will you?
I gotta be a papadaboo.
We should hit each other up on Discord tonight, we should.
Join my public Discord, you should.
You should join my public Discord.
Give you a VIP role, I will.
Give you embed perms, I'll even.
Hit me up.
Hey, kitten.
Schlatt.
Now, let's say hypothetically. I just sound like the guy from... Let's say hypothetically. You are my kitten. Schlatt! Now let's say, hypothetically...
I just sound like the guy from...
Now let's say, hypothetically, you are my kitten.
You're my kitten.
And if you are my kitten...
Why are you speaking so fast? How are you doing this?
The tolerant left is filled with kittens, and I love it.
Hypothetically,
you're on my Discord server.
And let's say, you're my kitten.
Hypothetically, you post names in general.
Let's also say that I mod you.
Astro, why are you so good at that?
I'm related to Ben Shapiro.
What's your relation?
He's my kitten.
Wait, so Mika has Yoda.
I have Marge. Asher has Shapiro.
Why do I have to have Shapiro?
Okay, no, it's fine.
I'll take Shapiro.
Wait, you'll take it?
I do take it often from him.
He is my kitten after all.
Let's do a role play then.
Okay, you're Tony and we're coming in to buy some pizza.
Okay, now let's say hypothetically I want a slice of pizza.
Oh my god.
How much does it cost?
I'm not doing this.
Pepperoni do you have?
Let's say hypothetically that Yoda wanted pepperoni right now.
I don't serve.
I don't serve your kind here, Yoda.
Now hypothetically.
Tried to shoot me, you did.
And scene.
Oh, shit, we forgot to
announce the shirt competition.
I'll get the melodica I really suck at this
We're gonna do another song guys
Ready?
Okay
Wait what key are we in?
F Wait, what key are we in? F F I didn't know you could do that
Mongolian throat singing, Panda. Baby.
And we forgot to announce our t-shirt competition, guys.
So next week we're going to have a t-shirt competition that everybody,
all of our fans can take part in.
So we're basically going to announce four different t-shirt designs for the Sleep Deprived podcast that you guys
have been asking for forever.
You know how you guys have been asking for shirts?
Well, we're going to make new ones, alright?
Change.org did something.
Change.org actually did something for once. I signed
a petition, and guess what? The Sleep Deprived podcast
guys listened. Wow.
It's because we love
you guys. We love you guys. We love all
of you, and we hope you are doing good
uh alex that's the one sleep deprived podcast listener who's alex mega creeped out right now
alex from
california california california all right a, Alex from California. You heard it first, man.
We are doing this because you signed a petition.
So basically next week, we're going to come with four different designs, one from each
of us, and we're going to see which one sells the most.
And you can buy all of them.
This is what happens when you don't sign Dave from Texas.
I know, Dave from Texas.
God, I hate Texas.
Samantha from Mississippi. Ooh. Matthew from Texas. I know, Dave from Texas. God, I hate Texas. Samantha from Mississippi.
Matthew from Florida.
Ooh, ooh,
God.
Jeez, hate that Matthew
Floridian kid.
So, you guys will be able to buy all four
of them, and then whoever
sells the most shirts will get
all of the money.
I just came up with that rule right now. Whoever sells the most shirts will get all of the money i just came up with that rule right now whoever
sells the most shirts will get all of the money i don't like that why don't you like the rule
well is it why say it say why well well cuz
well Well. Cuz. Well.
No.
Come on, you can do it.
Go, Mika.
Come on, man.
I'll do it through interpretive music.
Okay. Okay. Is this Radiohead?
We'd like to commemorate this podcast
to Charles C. Slimesicle.
He died
in a milk truck accident.
He is joined by his family
and friends.
He's a truck.
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Ready?
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