Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #17

Episode Date: February 13, 2021

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hey what's going on everybody welcome back to the among us podcast episodes i actually i wanted to say sleep deprived there but my my mind it just it just switched your sauce i'm sussy i'm sussy what can i say what can i say disingenuous welcome back sent me uh an episode an episode just a gif of Among Us characters f***ing each other red sauce dude, red packing I haven't been able to think straight red hug

welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast I'm red I'm here with blue green and pink I'm blue you're sus green, and pink. I'm blue. You're sus. Well, that's crazy, because blue was getting red in this gif. By red.

I hear Among Us. There he goes. He's just been voted out. Finally. I hear Among Us is the game of the summer it's gonna be so big in two years yeah i've uh i've been like keeping an eye on among us in uh the year of our lord 2019 and pretty promising stuff that i see i think i'd like to watch a fellow like xqc play at some time i think that would be cool is that the guy that plays winston yeah yeah for the sentinels he rocks he's so good at winston he's cool he's cool i feel like

there could be like a really huge huge creator bubble where they all just get together and play among us and they keep doing it oh and they network and they leech and they should invite me i'm already imagining it right now like 50 thumbnails That look exactly the same 2 million views on each I might capitalize on this You know I don't understand why Among Us is so fun It's just doing chores

It is it's doing chores and then casting blame Sounds like a fucking day of the life Of my family It's the perfect game of a YouTuber Jordan Peterson would love that game You know, actually I don't like women. I think

I think they're vile. I think they're sus. They're disingenuous. Sorry, I had to call an emergency meeting. I'm calling an emergency meeting. I'm calling an emergency meeting. You need to get your life in order.

Which one of us is blue? Can I be pink? I'm blue. I'm red. I'm yellow. No, I'm green. I'm green. And I got the little leaf on top of my head.

And I go around and say, hey, Ray. Hey, corpse. It's not me. Hey, hey corpse how are you today it's me corpse i heard i heard you had a new song out today yeah you should check it out what's it what's it go like? I'm dead inside. This animal I've become. We like Corpse on this podcast. We love him. We like Corpse.

Corpse is a sponsor of the podcast. Give me money, Corpse. Thanks, Corpse. What were you saying, Mika? Oh, so it's actually crazy. I was in a psych uno video years and years ago Hmm Yeah, it's true. I collab it was a back when he did League of Legends videos and he would play with his viewers and I I got in and

I was in one of his videos, but I won't tell you which one because I want people to figure it out. I found it. I'm gonna take a hit. I found it. Oh, what? What's the video? Happy Wheels MLG compilation. Yo, what do you want above? Oh, dude, I'll take it.

I'm gonna spit in that. I'm gonna spit in that You're fucking hogging it all I'm gonna spit in that Yo give that shit back Are you supposed to drink it? They just bombed my spit Tastes a lot like diet pepsi wild cherry Hold on that's sus

You drink in the bong water I'm gonna let my fish live in the bong water You do? I wow if you do that i will call animal services on you what are they gonna do they'd love it they'll be like you know what that's kind of sus we're on the same wavelength because is being a furry against pita's code? No, I don't think so. Really?

Because you're like skinning an animal and wearing it. Meow. I mean, I think there are ways to be a furry without skinning an animal. Yeah, tell me more. Well, you would know, so why don't you tell us? Oh, I would know. I would know. you do have a ram You do spout that Ram shut up. Oh shut up. Oh god. Are you getting so defensive? Hey man?

Tell us about the furry Marge not the time oh My god Marge did that cat just turn into Marge Simpson? Just Marge morphing into like a common house cat. That's like an ad, that's like a bumper ad you'd see. Would it still have the big blue hair? Yeah.

Actually I don't know, maybe the cat would be blue. No, it would be yellow. Because the Simpsons are yellow. You got an agenda, you got an agenda. What the fuck do you mean I got an agenda? I'm just saying everything in the Simpsons Yellow Your Among Us character is yellow That's what you'd want

You'd want more yellow I'm blue No like I said I was green and I had the leaf on my head I thought you were yellow Call an emergency meeting Don't call an emergency meeting He's sus I saw him fucking around in Mechanical.

I was not. All right, I called an emergency meeting. Okay, I'm voting immediately. I'm voting immediately. Can you just kill a panda? Like, why is... Why me? Because you're sus.

Oh, guys, it's been nice knowing you guys. Corpse died? Oh, my. oh guys it's been it's been nice knowing you guys corpse died oh my wow guys i can't believe a pedo was ejected wait it wasn't him we're all still here oh i think it's ray Ray. So, I just downloaded an Among Us soundboard called Sound Us. And I opened it, and the first thing I get is a pop-up notification that said, Sound Us would like permission to track you

across apps and websites owned by other companies. Now, why would it need that? No, they need that to play the sounds. It makes sense. That's pretty... You know what that is?

That's pretty sus. Pretty sus. That's a little sus. Let's title this podcast. Sus. Sus. Sus. Sus.

Sus. Sus. Ooh. Oh, God. That's just the menu music. That's not a sound effect. That's just the menu music. That's not a sound effect. That's just a song. You can stack the fucking...

Keep them going. He's sus! Sus! I got an ad. I got an ad. I got an ad for Gardenscapes. Ooh, are you doing some gardening? Is that a targeted ad? I guess.

It's one of those interactive ones. Oh. I unlocked level two. Shit, it took me to the app store. You gotta download it. Well, you gotta download it. Dude, download Gardenscapes now. Download Gardenscapes right now.

I'm gonna download Gardenscape. I'm downloading Gardenscapes. Here, add me. I'm gonna download Gardenscapes. Ed, you on Gardenscapes? Yeah, I'm level two. Not sponsored, by the way. Totally not sponsored.

Wow, the emergency button just just flashes a red rectangle on the screen and it doesn't actually make a sound so what's the point of it then oh no the entire soundboard has just stopped working oh i got another ad oh this one sounds good. Is that Bejeweled? It's Bingo. Grandma Bingo. I love Grandma Bingo! I play that every night. Playing Grandma Bingo on my phone

ski right now. Yo, add me on Grandma Bingo. Come on, man. I'm level 30 on Grandma Bingo. What's the goddamn... Gardenscape's just finished installing. I'm gonna play that. Okay, yeah, play me in that. Play Gardenscape. Gardenscape. Create your dream garden. Who the fuck plays this game? Fucking losers, probably. I play this every- Oh. Yeah.

Like you'd- like anybody would choose to make a garden over Clash of Clans, you know? Wait, what do you mean? I think gardens are pretty fly, actually. Yeah, you would say that. Play Ricks. This sucks. I'm playing Clash of Clans right now, check this out. I'm going back into my... I'm going back into Soundus.

Alright, add me. I mean, if everyone is just playing games, I'm literally going to play Among Us right now. You live in a large city. Yeah, I do. I feel so immersed. That's me. I have a wiener dog in the game.

That's me. You start dreaming of trees. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh. I just killed you, Astro. I just killed you. Oh, my garden.

No. All right, I'm done. I'm done gaming. I'm garden! No! Alright, I'm done. I'm upgrading my Barbarian King. No more gaming. I'm sick of gaming. You know what? The only gaming that matters is real life gaming. Like football gaming. Yeah, like the stock market.

Like the Super Bowl. Like the Super Bowl. You know who's sus? Who's sus? Tom Brady. He kisses his kids on the lips. He is sus. He's giving his son a hickey.

That is sus. He did give his son a hickey on live television right after he won the Super Bowl. He was wearing a mask. His son came up. He was fucking smart. His son was like, not today. Wore a mask. Hopped up.

He hugged his dad, Tom Brady, who just won his seventh ring. And then he's, you'll never guess what that fucker started doing. Hocked a Hillary Clinton hoogie. No, no, no, no, no. Right on him. He sucked a hickey onto him. It was so gross. Sucking all the electrolytes out of a young child because he's running out of them.

His career is going to end. I would never trust someone who has two first names. It's sus. It's sus. That's sus. It's a little sus. Hey, what about Gronk, though? He sounds so stupid. It's like a name of a caveman. Gronk. Gronk!

Gronk goes smash! Wait, who's Gronk? He's a football player. You don't know who Gronk is? He's a tight end. Gronkowski? He's a tight end. What's a tight end? I don't know. Gronk is? He's a tight end. Gronkowski? He's a tight end. What's a tight- I don't know. A tight end is like a wide receiver, but big. He rides a skateboard on New York and makes little vlogs. He does?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What the hell is that? Is that a fidget spinner? Yeah. Can we just, like, actually kill a panda? I'm going to use all the sound effects to kill you at the same time. I'm Gronk! You can't beat Gronk! You can't beat the Gronk-Brady combo!

I got an ad. There's an ad for Panda Pop. Astro, what would your ad be i think any ideal super bowl ad for me has christopher walken narrating it you know what i mean okay you know i i think like you know those like really bad like uh truck commercials where they show the truck like rolling through the mud. It's going through the countryside. And then Christopher Walken's narrating it. Who's Christopher Walken? It's stuck

in the mud. Oh, wow. We got a rammed truck. Who is that guy? It's moving through. Oh, wow. Look at that. Can you tell me who this guy is? It's a horsepower. Power. Come on down. Look at that! Oh! Ashok, can you tell me who this guy is? The horsepower!

Come on down! This Sunday, we got a Ford clearance event! Mika, do you know who this guy is? Zero dollars MSRP! I can't believe I'm happy Honda days! Who is this guy? Oh!

Ford truck! Oh my gosh! I like Who is this guy? Oh. And then Arnold Schwarzenegger comes in. I like the Kia. It's not like I asked a question. Whatever. And then Meryl Streep comes in. I'm more of a Toyota kind of gal. And then Gilbert Gottfried

shows up. I like the Kia Sorento. I don't know any of these people. It's only killed 400 people this year. What's the deal with Ford? You buy a Ford, it breaks the next day. And then Tom Kenny comes in like... I know him.

Is that the SpongeBob guy? You got to do the neck thing. You got to do the neck thing that he does. I know him Is that the Spongebob guy? You gotta do the next thing You gotta do the next thing that he does He's like Spongebob are you okay? And then Spongebob looks at the Toyota And he goes You gotta hear my Christian Bale impression and he goes God. Uh-huh.

You want to hear my Christian Bale impression? Yeah. Where are they? Okay. Rachel. Rachel. Who are these people? Where's Harvey Dent? It's time to do the

once a podcast joker impression. Here we go. Who wants to do it first? My father. My father. That's bad. My father was sus. My father was sus. My father was sus my father was sus my father

was sus my father was an imposter yes if I could do a Super Bowl ad it would be it would be like everyone on the Among Us ship and then it's just like everyone gathered around in a meeting, right?

Like one of them calls the meeting. Thank you. I'll be here for a reason. They call the meeting. One of our pretenders, disingenuous. And then they're all just like shooting each other out of the ship one by one until there's only one person left. I saw Batman in Electrical. God damn it.

And then the last person is like, oh man, this wouldn't have happened if I had Geico. Oh, Geico. It's a Geico commercial? I'll get O2. That is the worst water bottle ever. How long does it take to unscrew? Mika!

Yeah? The oxygen is running out You gotta hit the buttons You gotta type in the buttons Come on We gotta go get the buttons Okay I'll use my number pad Type in the buttons

Two Nine One Zero Zero Nine. Okay. One. Okay. Zero. Zero. Ah! Zero. Now you gotta go to the other one.

You gotta go to the other one and type in the numbers now. Come on. Okay, I'm running. No, you haven't gone there. You're still at the first one. Wait, he's reverberated now. I'm going back. Okay, I'm going back. Type in your numbers.

What are the numbers? Mason, what are the numbers? Say the secret password. 55515. 55515. 55515. Brain. 55515.

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What? Two different thoughts. Yeah, just ignore what I said. No, you go. Are we eating yummy food now? No, you go. No, uh... What did you say? Are we eating yummy food now? I'm eating Minecraft Creeper Crunch.

Okay, all I have is... Oh, you finally got it! Well... Look, look, look. Holy moly. Oh, he's actually eating Creeper Crunch. Oh, my... How is it? I'm on right now.

Fucking good, dude. Damn, family size, eating big tonight. I don't really have any food, but I could bring some, I guess. You know what, Mika? You're a snack. Oh, thanks. I could just eat you up. As for that, that's not what I meant.

Given what you said earlier, I don't know about that one. What, guys? You thought I forgot. I thought no one heard me. What happened? Oh, I hear everything. Astro said he wants to kill us and eat us.

I did what? I didn't say that. You said that? No. He did, right? When we crash landed on this island. I didn't say that Kardashian That's pretty soft astro you guys just go to bed. Okay. Go to sleep. Have a good dream I'll be out here waiting for you in the morning All right, it's gonna be like total drama Island. We can kick him off the dock the dock of shape dude

The goth girl in total drama Island was really hot I'll never find anyone like that. That's what sucks, okay? What if this is like your villain origin story, Appana? By the end of this podcast, you're actually the Joker. Don't laugh like that. That doesn't help my theory. Yeah, maybe. actually the joke don't laugh like that that doesn't help my theory yeah maybe a panda i hear that you're you uh you watch my little pony

mika keeps dragging my ass no i don I don't. Yes, you do. I did. I D-I-D-ed. I loved Fluttershy. I loved the rainbow one. I loved Derpy Hooves. Tell them about your Funko Pop. Tell them about the Funko Pop.

You have my little Funko Pops? Oh, not ironically. Tell them about the jar. Tell them about the jar, Panda. I didn't have the jar. I had the derpy hooves. You know, derpy hooves is like the meme, okay? I had the derpy hooves Funko Pop My Little Pony.

And I remember, I realized it wasn't. How long ago was this? Let the dude finish. I twisted its head and I threw it in the trash. Okay. What? Yeah. You snapped your...

And that was the end of the line. I don't understand. Hold on. Let's back up for a second. Why did you get it in the first place? When was this when why were you watching the show well i think that's irrelevant you were watching it up until at least a year ago that's bullshit no i don't lie to yourself no you guys you guys know nothing about friendship is magic.

Nothing. Well, apparently you don't either because you snapped its neck and threw it in the garbage. You killed friendship. That's not friendship, man. That's not friendship. So true. Who needs friends? I got money.

How did you get money? By winning the t-shirt competition! It's not over yet! It's not over yet! It's over! I won! It's not over yet. I'm gonna buy so many more Derpy Hoofs Funko Pops.

Oh my god. And when you do, I will call animal services on you. What are they gonna do? They'll come up. They'll be like, hey, those plastic? They're weak, Mika. They're weak.

What? Who's weak? They're weak. He's doing the Joker thing again. He's starting to become Joker. I'm not. Yeah, you're becoming Joker again. I'm not becoming the Joker.

I've always been the Joker. Oh, I knew it. I love what you've done with your hair, Shlop. Thanks. I look good, don't I? You look like a girl. What? That was uncalled for.

What do you mean I look like a girl? I don't look like a girl. Do I look like a girl? Yeah, you kind of do. I mean, a little bit. What? You look good, man. You can be like, respect, do I look like a girl i don't look like a girl do i look like a girl yeah you kind of do i mean a little bit what you look good you look good you look you can be like respect do i look like a girl femboy doing the femboy thing what yeah what are you talking about i don't shlatesa oh what the fuck shlatesa oh yeah only time i feel alive when I taste dick.

The only time you felt alive is when you snapped the neck of your My Little Pony Funko Pop. I did it and I don't regret it. Okay, what would you have done? Would you have kept it? Put it in a jar. Yes, I wouldn't have snapped the neck of My Little Pony Funko Pop.

I would have burned it like U2s of YouTubers I don't like anymore. I would have thrown it in the bonfire. They should do a cancellation series where they just do a bunch of YouTubers who've been canceled. Maybe, dude. That's brilliant. They should do it really dark. Like, they should have really dark, like, branding for it. Like, it's kind of...

Evil. Yeah. Speaking of evil, what do you guys think of that hidden fifth shirt I was hearing about? Oh, dude. Oh, in the t-shirt competition? We're not supposed to talk about that. Yeah. We're not supposed to.

Yeah, there was actually a fifth one that no one found. No one bought it. Suckers. Yeah. Yeah. I worked hard on it, too. I mean, we all kind of chipped in and no one actually bought it so kind of sad disappointed maybe they'll find it one day maybe they'll find it

one day maybe due to popular demand we could put it up maybe but i mean that's that's only if no one ever finds it i don't think anyone no one's gonna care no one's ever only if no one ever finds it. I don't think anyone, no one's going to care. No one's ever going to care. No one's going to want that. No one's going to care. No way. I mean, honestly, it was the coolest design. It was the coolest design.

It was the coolest one. It was. If someone found it, but no one did. They won't. They won't. No one did. They never will. No one found it.

You know, I don't know if I talked about this, but U2s gave me a free Uganda Knuckles. I get a fucking Uganda Knuckles every month, bro. No, you don't. They send me one all the time. Whenever they send me one with a new drop, I get a fucking Knuckles again. They have so much stock. They're trying to get rid of them. Do you have like a mountain of them? Like a mountain of Uganda Knuckles?

No, because I throw them out. I take them out of the box and I go and I crack their neck in half and then they die. I throw them in the trash. What if U2s did like a dictator drop? Ooh. And they made

U2s of all the famous dictators. Stalin. They have like the eyes, you know? Yeah, they got the U2s eyes. And then they have like the eyes you know the yeah they got the youtube's eyes and then they like they like make the promotional images and there's like a schlatt youtube's behind it and like all the other previous drops they've done just random youtubers right up there with fucking mao yeah it'd be funny i like that idea'm going to pitch that to them, actually. I had an idea.

What was your idea? So you guys know Fabian. Do you just say, I have an idea and repeat it until someone acknowledges you? Yes! I do! I have an idea. No, you don't.

It doesn't work when I do it. I have an idea. I have an idea No you don't It doesn't work when I do it I have an idea I have an idea I have an idea Please somebody acknowledge me I have an idea I am being made fun of guys By my shirt By my shirt

I'm extremely lonely I have an idea I have an idea I'm not even going gonna say my idea anymore good nothing has felt the same oh i'm sure you did i have an idea i have an idea now let's say hypothetically i had an idea now let's say hypothetically you're sus let's say i saw you in electrical're sus. Let's say I saw you in electrical. And if I saw you in electrical and you weren't doing wires, what were you doing? Let's say I saw you exercise your Second Amendment right in navigation. I have an idea. Oh oh what's your idea

okay so you know five nights at freddy's right that was so funny right what was the idea sorry you know five nights at freddy's yeah

what'd you say what about five nights at freddy's panda You know Five Nights at Freddy's. Yeah. What'd you say? What about Five Nights at Freddy's, Panda? What? Okay. What's the fucking idea? So. Oh my god, what's the idea?

No, you guys get to see what it's like. You guys get to see what it's like, so... Give me the idea! You're off the cast. I have an idea. What's your idea? Okay, so Panda is sus, right? Yep. Yep.

So I've been saying this all episode. Let's eject him. Yes! Yes, let's do it! You know, the fact you want to eject me so bad, Mika, I think you're sus, buddy. Oh! Wait, Shlat!

You really think this dump truck could fit through that vent? Oh, that's true. That's true. His ass is big and fat. You got a dumpy. We're gonna kick you out now, and you're not coming back. Bye. Fine, fine's true. That's true. His ass is big and fat. You got a dumpy. We're going to kick you out now and you're not coming back. Bye. Fine, fine, fine. See you.

Play the sound effect, Mika. All right. All right. You want to know what? You want to know what, Shlet? You want to know what? What? I want to know what?

I used my Amazon Prime, not for you, but for Corpse. Oh, you wouldn't. He streams on YouTube, dude. You can't even do that. He doesn't even have Twitch Prime. You fucking idiot. I think we just caught you in another lie, imposter. We caught you in another lie.

I'm so glad we voted you out because you are sus. Lay down some bars. All right. Wait, there's two beats going on. Well, I would love to lay down some bars, but I don't know what bars to lay down. Okay, lay a bar to this. I got some bars. I'm gonna need an instrumental, though.

I got you. Alright, thanks. Uh. Uh. Check it. A panda, you're sus. Oh my god! I breathe! I live! I can't even do anything! Oh shit! Justin, check me already! Check it a panda your son Got one more in me almost got one more in me. This is the one

Panda your sus leave town on a bus is the one. Uh. Panda, you're sus. Leave town on a bus. You better not cuss. Oh! Oh! You can't swear. Fuck! Suck it, mother fuck!

Oh my god. Maybe I will leave. Maybe I will. Maybe you should. I will. I will. Maybe you should never come back. Among us. Oh, wait. Didn't we leave the episode on a cliffhanger last time? You were going to talk about how much you hated Discord.

Me? Yeah. I'm in a good mood right now. Don't bring me back to that terrible place. Alright, next time then. Next time. Next time. Next time we'll talk about how awful Discord is. Yeah.

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