Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #18
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Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast.
This is the 18th episode.
It's me, Schlatt. I'm back.
And I'm joined by all these guys, and also Young Thug is here.
Hey, Young Thug.
Hi, Young Thug.
Is that what Young Thug does?
Yeah, he does it all the time.
That's what I do all the time.
Well, Young Thug, thanks for joining us.
How are you today?
The sky's never been bluer, my friend.
I just love life.
Right.
Okay.
That's really cool, man.
So what are your thoughts on air fryers?
Interesting question from Young Thug.
Any thoughts?
I have an air fryer.
I love having an air fryer.
I think it tastes really good. You eat the air fryer. I love having an air fryer.
I think it tastes really good.
You eat the air fryer?
Yeah, that's what I was just going to say.
What the heck, man?
Ew.
What's so good about the air that it makes, huh?
There's probably chemicals in the air.
There probably are chemicals. There's some Monsanto chemtrails shit.
No, there's no chemtrails it's just fried like you know it's better than boiled air that's for sure boiled air don't even
get me started well get started i'll start going then oh my god there's nothing look there's just air fryers are are tools for hedons okay hedonites they're for
people who can't wait and get get get some of that you know they're they're for people who can't get
enough of that instant gratification true right because you you go you put shit in a microwave
it gets all mushy you know there's
there's downsides to using a microwave that we all know of right yep there's downsides it gets
soggy you put fries in a microwave it gets all soggy but you put fries in an air fryer they come
out all crunchy crispy all all nice what the hell yeah and it takes and it takes a couple seconds
here's the thing we do things the old-fashioned way on the Sleep Deprived podcast.
Yeah.
There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned oven.
Okay?
Big oven.
Big.
Big oven.
Young Thug isn't really a fan.
What does Young Thug think?
He's not really a fan of ovens.
He's more of that instant gratification type of guy.
And also the thing with air fryers, right?
The thing with air fryers, you know how all the oil
there's extra calories when you have that
french fry that's made with hot, greasy
disgusting oil. With air fryers...
Who's making shit with oil?
Everybody. Yeah, you gotta
fry it with oil or it sticks to the pan.
Okay. I think Slat's a butter
kind of guy. You can put like cooking
spray on the pan. I don't think Slat's a butter kind of guy. You can put like cooking
spray on the pan. I don't understand.
Yeah, the old Pam.
Everybody loves Pam.
Here's the thing. Some people can't have oil
so they gotta use the air fryer.
What do you mean?
That doesn't even make sense.
Just put it on a pan.
With Pam.
Some people can't use the pan.
Pam on the pan! With Pam! You can't use the pan. Pam on the pan!
Hey, Pam, I'm gonna
get this sick prank.
I'm quite shrewd.
Jim from the office, get out of here. I'm trying to explain
something. Fuck that guy.
He really is dumb.
He's a doofus. You know what I found out?
What? I found out Astro doesn't like
the word doofus.
It reminds me of Discord language. You know what I found out? What? I found out Astro doesn't like the word doofus. It reminds me of Discord language.
You know?
I disagree.
I disagree, though.
Wumpus spit on my wires.
Yeah, I don't like that.
Now we're offline.
Wumpus wouldn't say doofus.
He would.
Wumpus wouldn't say shit.
Wumpus doesn't even know how to talk.
Wumpus would be like, I'm a real doofus, my friend.
He would never say that.
I was imagining Wumpus would sound a bit like...
Hi, I'm Wumpus, and you're now a dog, and you're Wumpus.
Hey, guys, come on.
Welcome to my new point, you know what?
Look, I don't love the guy, but he's a little smarter than that.
He probably breathes really loud.
He's like...
He's a mouth breather.
Wumpus is a mouth breather.
Just like the Discord HQ raised him. They raised him to be that way.
He'd probably be different.
Stop calling me names.
I love this.
Stop
calling me names.
How do you guys think Reddit would talk?
What's that Reddit character called?
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger not whoa jack so I read it
No, the thing the weird character the reddit creature snows new how would he tell I feel like he talked like oh?
I'm so sophisticated
You have to be 18 years of old. Thank you for the Reddit gold, kind stranger.
Um, actually, I think Reddit
would talk a bit like this.
Are you trying to get onto
r slash lordosis,
I see.
You don't have enough outvotes.
r slash gatekeeping doesn't like you.
Welcome to r slash lounge.
The only R's I'm trying to slash are the rows on my desk.
Bars.
Bars.
Did you just do a lot of coke?
What?
No, I...
Wait, are you a drug addict?
Dude, before the podcast, Mika said that he does meth.
What?
I'm not joking.
He loves it.
I was there too. I was a witness. I literally did not said that he does math. He loves it. What? I'm not joking. He loves it.
I was there too.
I was a witness.
I literally did not say that I love math.
He said it.
Not even Young Thug does math.
Right, Young Thug?
Hey, don't bring me into this.
Let's talk about the main thing.
I literally didn't say I do math.
I just-
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it too.
Well, here's what happened.
I have a recording.
I have a recording. Let me play it.
I like meth.
Wow.
That's definitive.
You can't come back from that.
Oh my god. How many times would you
say it?
That's like five times.
You know, it's funny because I actually
also took a recording and
let me play the recording.
I don't think you did i
don't think you want to play i don't think you want to play that one is it is it a recording
of young thug no no you know what let me play let me play the recording do you know how many times
i sat with people and said hey i want to make a store and they said how could you make a store
it's in my code it's in my code have y'all ever seen wrecking ralph yeah remember you remember
how that girl in there the people that was racing yeah she was the glitch yeah you telling me they
don't look at me like the motherfucking glitch wow that's such a corny thing to say holy why did
you say that i can't believe you said that about the glitch why did you say that? I can't believe you said that about the glitch. Why did you say that, AstroZist and Young Thug?
Wait, I wasn't in there.
I didn't say that.
That was all Young Thug.
What do you mean that was Young Thug?
That's Kanye West.
That was Young Thug.
Nope.
That was both of you guys.
Look, I love Wreck-It Ralph.
Prove it.
I have a Wreck-It Ralph poster in my room.
And I look at it every night before I go to bed.
Yeah, I do.
No, you don't.
Yeah, I do.
You're capping.
And I start smashing my hands on the ground before I go, I'm Wreck-It Ralph!
Here, Asher, do us a favor.
Can you visually transmit it to our brain so we can see it?
Yep, here we go.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
Oh, holy shit, that is Wreck-It Ralph's cock.
I told you.
Why would you send that image to my brain? It just broke down a wall. Why is Rule 34 Wreck-It Ralph's cock. Why would you send that image to my brain?
Why would you send a wall?
Why is Rule 34 Wreck-It Ralph the first thing you send?
I like how he looks with his clothes off.
I like when he takes the overalls off.
Is that what the poster is?
Maybe.
Take the pants off.
Take the underwear off.
Jesus Christ.
I cover it up when my parents come over.
I cover it up when my parents come over.
This guy's like Wreck-It Ralph,reck-It-Ralph, Big Dick
Cock Porn. Oh my god.
It looks good. Oh my god.
Wreck-It-Ralph could wreck me any day
of the week.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Ain't that right
young thug? You wanna drop some bars?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Who's that? Is that Ralph?
Wow!
Wow!
Ow!
Ow! who's getting fucked excuse me
isn't that the state anthem of texas
is that mini mouse the state anthem of Texas? Is that Minnie Mouse? Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
No, there's no monkeys in Texas.
There's none of them.
We don't have them here.
I think we should just slowly move monkeys into Texas and then slowly Texas will be filled with monkeys.
I like that. I like that a lot.
That'd be funny.
Imagine you walk outside
and you just see a monkey.
Yeah.
They're going to say Among Us.
And he's riding a horse.
Guys, we did a t-shirt competition.
I don't know if you remember, but we totally did a t-shirt competition.
Let's do a reveal of who won.
Ready?
Let's get a drum roll.
Young Thug. Young Thug won. thug sold 318 shirts he was t-shirt one he had the uh he did the the gorilla the gorillas type thing with all our faces
i just yeah true faces no he did the Gorillaz dog days
or whatever the album is.
Dude, what if they sue us?
Demon days.
They'll sue us.
Well, that's coming out of your paycheck, man.
Yeah, well, that's coming out of the money you made.
That's fine, because I made $20,000.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
What?
You didn't make that much.
But you did make a considerable more amount
than the last place person, AstroZist.
Yeah, dude.
Hey, man.
Shout out to the people who bought my shirt.
If you bought my shirt, I love you.
Bohemian Rhapsody.
I love you.
He was T-shirt three.
I did say during the podcast that it was the worst one.
Yeah.
And I sincerely apologize if that hurt the sales.
At least mine was the worst. No, I said yours if that hurt the sales. No, I said yours
was one of the best, I think.
And that I would buy it.
So yeah, I'm suing you.
Yeah, it's fine.
You can have the money I made, which was more than you.
It's going to come out of
Young Thug's pocket anyways.
Yeah, it's all coming out of Young Thug's pocket.
So, you sold 116 of those. Hey,ug's pocket anyways. Yeah, it's all coming out of Young Thug's pocket. So,
you sold 116 of those.
Yep. Hey, that's a lot.
Certainly not that good, though.
And then T-shirt 2 was me. I made T-shirt
2, guys.
Boo!
I came in
second place. T-shirt 2 came in second
place. That was the airplane one
with the text it
sold 243 shirts all right 243 it would have sold more if there were burgers coming out of it
shut up dude you have no idea what you're talking about you have no idea what you're talking about
and mika comes in uh third place with t-shirt four that's the tiny guy in the corner. Atta boy. Atta boy.
175 T-shirts sold.
That's my favorite.
More than Astro.
That's like 60. Fuck you.
Just absolutely fuck you.
That's 59 more than Astro.
Fuck you.
So, wait, hold on.
I got to do some math here because we got to figure out how many more shirts a panda sold
than Astro.
I think that math is unnecessary.
He actually sold 143
shirts more unnecessary number body split make that body 100 i don't know karate bitch we drop
the bodies bitch they'd say you're shooting it's my hobby bitch and i'm a problem kid
walk up on them with four bobbins like they ain't talking shit. So, Young Thug, you made the most money,
and now we face you with a very hard decision.
Would you like to pool all of the profit together
and then split it equally among us?
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! or would you like to uh just keep keep the amount of money that we all made separate so like we get the money we made for our respective t-shirts am i am i allowed to
am i allowed to talk to my lawyer?
Uh, yeah, you are.
You can call him up right now, actually.
Okay.
Hello?
I know you want to get your money.
Yes, I do, and I don't know how to break it to them.
I want it all.
You just gotta be nice.
This is awkward.
Do you guys hear this?
Yeah, we can totally hear what's going on. That's fucked up.
He literally muted.
Okay, thank God.
Wait, hold on.
I have a wiretap.
Oh.
You're telling me people don't look at Kanye West like the glitch right now?
And she was on the side of the video game the whole time.
She was.
She totally was.
It's in my code. She totally was. It's in my code.
Whoa.
Your lawyer is Kanye West, a panda?
I mean, young thug.
With the money we make, we get to afford Kanye West, yeah.
Okay, well, what does he say?
Kanye says I should keep it all.
Not my words.
I didn't say that.
Kanye says I should keep it all.
All of it?
That sucks.
All of it.
Even all of your money, too.
That sucks real bad.
Wow, that's crazy.
So let me remind you, Mr. Thug,
that you would be taking a considerable amount away from yourself and me,
but in pooling the money together and splitting it among us
oh shit you would be helping out um you would be helping out uh the other members of the podcast
a whole lot i i love you guys you guys are like my brothers right i'd kiss you on the forehead if
if i you would every night before bed i would do that i would you would mr thug so but why do you
choose not to split the money make out tom brady style with the money and that's way different than
a kiss on the forehead like you guys. I'm going to murder you.
I know
karate, bitch. I'm Bobby, bitch.
Oh, you ain't know.
Here's the thing. If you murder Young Thug,
you'll end up like Bobby
Schmurda
in jail. Seven years behind bars.
Seven years behind bars.
What did he do?
He had possession of weapons. Conspiracy of game theory. I don't think he killed anyone. Seven years behind bars. What did he do? He had possession of weapons.
Conspiracy of... game theory.
I don't know.
You mean conspiracy to commit murder?
It was all a game theory.
You should have seen the MatPat video on it.
He had the spitter.
The what? he had a little gat on him i'm assuming and that was enough for seven years
yeah well no he he i think he was gonna have five years but his friend he was gonna have like 25 and
uh he was like you know what i'm gonna do seven if he can do seven so he's a g he's a real homie
that's what he is wow that's nice wait is that how the law works? I don't get it.
Yeah, so his friend had a raw deal,
and then he was like, okay, we're going to pool our years among us.
No!
Shut your sus!
Oh, man.
Kind of like what you just refused to do, young thug.
So, I mean, who's the bigger man here?
You know, if we're having a
problem, we could always just take it
to the council of the Ricks.
I'm Pickle Rick!
I'm Discord Rick!
Let me talk, let me go and
vent channel.
Rick!
Dude, imagine in the future
the way kids talk to their parents is that
they have to vent in the Discord channel,
and then the parents read it and they're like, son, we need to
talk. I'm taking away your dinner
roll. No, son, sorry, you
can't join the NSFW channel
just yet.
The reason
I'm calling this meeting right
now is because I just, I I'm calling this meeting right now is because I just...
I'm like...
Oh, this is hard to say.
Yeah, I know.
I know it is, man.
I know it is.
I just...
The reason we have Young Thug is because a panda died last night.
What?
Are you... You're joking. The reason we have Young Thug is because a panda died last night. What?
Are you?
You're joking.
I'm not joking.
A panda is dead.
Jesus.
What happened?
Well.
I don't want to talk about that.
Young Thug, you know about it?
Young Thug was there, so he can definitely. Can we move on?
Let's move on.
This is not a laughing matter, guys.
I mean... Yeah, that was inappropriate.
I don't know why Young Thug made this.
Why is he snarling right now?
Why are you snarling?
Stop laughing, Young Thug!
Panda died.
Stop snarling. Stop snarling! Young Thling always does this at the worst fucking times i don't know why
he does it god can we is there like something we can do to like switch the dead body of a panda
with young thugs alive body like can we put a panda's consciousness into young thugs body and
like do a switcheroo you know what i'm talking
about like some frankenstein shit like a freaky friday situation okay well i think we need to
start rapping a young thug song okay maybe let's pull up the lyrics wheezy out of here hot hot hot
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cardi a.i i'm the boss man in a suit but no tie i can't be sober i gotta stay high
pour me some syrup and a can of the dry riding in a spaceship like bonnie and
don't worry baby i'll keep me some are you okay i think the ritual is complete is everyone okay i blacked out for a bit there
don't sleep on miss lady her pussy a prize dick in her back while i'm gripping her thighs uh
we really fly we like pelican glide
that's probably the lamest way to say you fly
i i know something that actually does fly it's actually jet blue's new fleet of the airbus a321 let's go so uh their new a321 neo
is what they're uh what they're subtitling it with neo which is cool like the matrix tech
yeah like a tech jargon kind of thing cool um but apparently it raises the bar with residential
touches and a new engine that reduces fuel burn and engine noise how many burgers do you think
could could come off of that plane per second oh a lot oh a lot mika that sounds good so actually
they have uh they have a couple of neo planes already it looks like one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten and they all uh they all pelican glide, I hear. But they actually name them very funny names.
You'll love it.
Let's hear them.
So this one is called A Whole Blue World.
A whole blue world.
So yeah, they're all like blue because like JetBlue is the name of the company.
The next one is Aruba, Jamaica, Blue, I Want to Take Ya. name of the company. The next one is Aruba Jamaica Blue I Want to Take Ya.
That's not real.
No way.
No way.
There they go.
There has to be one more.
Creme Blu-ray.
No way.
Classy.
You're going to love this one.
E Pluribus Blunum.
That's an STD.
I can't believe Unus Annus came back just to invent JetBlue.
Unus Annus.
Unus Annus.
If you could run any corporate Twitter account, what would it be?
And what would you say? I would run any corporate twitter account what would it be and what would you say i would run the fall guys account i would just say i give up and that's it then never tweet again and then never
tweet again it's a great business strategy honestly honestly. I'd probably take over Oreo
and then post Going Dark
and then post the front side of the cookie.
That's pretty clever.
No, that's pretty good.
That's pretty clever.
Oh, season four of Fall Guys
actually looks kind of good.
No, it doesn't.
They're going to the future.
What?
Fall Guys 4041.
That's really far ahead. self-proclaimed free thinkers be like
um this one's called no no no no oh oh rich gang birdman sound
what no oh Thug a baby.
What are you saying?
Okay, okay. Who wants to do the ad-libs with me on this?
I'll do it, I'll do it.
No, oh, oh. I need a beat, too.
I need a beat.
Mika, let's do it together, man.
Okay, I'll be the hi-hat.
Okay.
No,
see, I would be the hi-hat. Okay. No. See, I would be the hi-hat.
I'm just doing the bass now.
He's doing hi-hats, though.
Hi-hat?
That's how my bass drum sounds.
Okay, I'll be the hi-hat anyways.
No.
Uh-oh.
Rich gang.
Thugger. No no thugger baby
uh no oh oh rich gang ha we got london on the track hey no no no no no, no, no, no
I won't live it up until I leave you can't sweep my flyness like no witch
What what's up Nipsey? I got keys to the city. I love my bitch and tell me I know feelings
first one young thug
Boy you not running Oh no no no no
Uh uh uh uh uh
Tell me no stomachs
Oh no no
My racks are lettuce
My cush are onions
Oh no no
Where's the beat
Where'd the beat go
Come on guys
Come on
Never wanna be average All I wanna do is see Glad Where's the beat? Where'd the beat go? Come on, guys. Come on.
Never want to be average.
All I want to do is see Gladys.
Never want to see backwards.
All I ever did was want to just see baggage.
Never want to ever be daddy.
Never ever want to... Never want to be my daddy.
All I ever did and want to be...
And what?
And all I ever want to be my daddy. All I ever did and want to be... And what? And all I ever want to be was him.
Through the floor.
Exca...
Come on. Next two lines.
See, I played this game
and I laid in this game.
All I ever want to see was
gems. Uh-oh.
So I sure said...
No. Not again. So i heard you moved to texas yeah i'm in texas i'm in texas
i'm a texan you know what's it like to yeah what's it like we were kind of in a in a natural disaster a week ago. I flew in on the Sunday,
two Sundays ago now,
and it started snowing that night
and then this
state just shut down.
It just shut down.
Did you bring your monkey lamps to Texas?
No. No. No, I broke them all.
Oh my god.
How? How did you break them?
I made out of ceramic and I dropped one of them accidentally.
Oh, shoot.
And then it shattered and I was like, oh, well, I might as well break the rest of them.
No!
Wait, why?
No!
Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
Not the monkey lamps?
So let me get this straight.
One of them broke.
One of them just fell.
Oopsie daisy.
Yeah.
It was a little accident.
And then you looked at your other monkey lamps and you were like, I'm complete.
Down with the ship
complete yeah well i didn't have the full collection anymore kind of reminds me of when
a panda snapped the neck of his my little pony and threw it in the garbage and i'll do it again
you know you didn't make the distinction mika that it was a funko pop i'm gonna say right now
i think schlatt's monkey lamps are worth more than your Funko Pop in terms of like just being cool.
Not anymore.
I've kind of embraced it.
I saw someone make fan art of me on a pony and I liked it.
You know what?
That's pretty sweet.
So you know what?
I'll bring it back up.
We'll dig it out.
Shout out my bronies.
Oh. Any bronies listen to the sleep deprived podcast i just i just
are you okay
are you okay?
Holy fuck.
Yeah, way to brag, dude.
Way to brag.
That, uh...
Oh, wow.
That was really bad.
That's the first time I've ever had to, like, spit out when I was drinking.
Went down the wrong vent.
Oh my God.
I don't know you.
Was that really a setup?
Damn, motherfucker.
Shit.
Oh, man.
That was really good.
Yeah, I got you.
Did I get you?
Did I get you?
I really did almost choke to death.
I was sympathizing.
Oh my fucking God.
I really did almost choke to death on that though.
Oh shoot, there's an A321 Neo flying above my house right now.
Oh really?
Oh shit dude, take a picture.
Mika, are there burgers coming out of it?
Wait, hold on.
Oh my god.
I see them.
No way.
What?
No way.
Oh, you're joshing.
How many are coming out?
They're actually flying. It's hundreds of them. Oh Oh my that's crazy. I knew his plan would work
Is that is that a chemtrail? No? Oh no no oh?
There's fluoride in that
oh man my child just looked at me you have a child your child what yeah
i adopted a kid oh my god yeah fucking adopted, fucking adopted one. I walked down to the center
and I'm like, hey, just moved in.
Can I have one? I pointed at one.
You pointed?
Oh, that must suck.
I pointed at one and he was like
in the corner
being all cute.
And I was like, yes,
I want you.
What is this child's name oh well i'm not gonna tell you oh come here bud come here i know you're tired i know you're tired
i know you've been sleeping this whole time come on dude this is so horrific without any context. Oh, no, he's trying to sit down again.
Come on, dude.
What's up?
Hey.
You want to say hi?
You want to say hi to the people?
You want to say hi to the people?
Is it okay?
He's a little scared.
He's a little scared.
Is he okay?
It's okay.
He's a little scared.
Tell him to grow up.
He's kind of being a baby.
We're trying to do a podcast here, man.
Hey, listen.
We're filming a podcast and I want you to fuck this up for me.
Okay?
We're filming a podcast.
Can you say something?
Please say something.
Hey, say something into the microphone.
Can I speak for a little fellow?
Yeah, if you want
Hello
Aww
Wait
I think I hear purring
Yeah, he does that sometimes
You're just not a furry
Oh my god
I can't write you off Oh my god.
I can't write you off.
I can't write off the adoption fee if you don't say something.
Please?
He fucking
ran away.
God damn it.
Oh, he's coming back.
Congrats.
He's scratching the wall um do you think you're
gonna like play football with him and stuff like throw the old pigskin around
yeah i'm gonna give him a stretch i'll be right back i'm just gonna get him on the floor
hey astro what's up man i'm gonna slap you that That's just extremely outrageous. Why would you- Ah!
God!
Dude!
I felt that from here.
I'm not gonna slap you back.
That would just be mean.
Do it!
Do it! No, I'm gonna be the better man.
I'm gonna be the better man.
I'm gonna take the slap.
I'll slap you again.
I'll do it again.
I'm stronger than you.
I don't need to slap you.
I will destroy your words.
Dude, you took it like a champ.
You didn't even react.
Yeah, that's right.
Who's the Chad now?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I stretched him out.
Got him, threw him on the floor on his back,
took his arms and stretched him above his head.
That's really bizarre.
It's like real good.
Why would you do that to your child?
Well, I mean, he looked like he wanted to be stretched.
I'll be right back again.
I'm going to stretch him again.
Okay, Pan, I'm going to fucking slap you.
I can't take it anymore.
No, I'm fucking...
No, I thought about it.
Don't do it.
No, I thought about it.
I've been mustering up the courage.
I changed my mind.
Look, you deserve it. You slapped me. Do it. Just do it. Do it.
Ow!
Yep. Look. I swing hard.
I'm gonna bring him over again, Gus.
Wait, I'm not in front of the kid. We'll settle this later.
I'll slap you again. I'll slap you again.
I'm in front of the kid. I'm gonna slap you again.
Don't leave him in front of the kid.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Can you hear my child?
It's not very talkative.
Is it licking itself?
No. No, I don't think it's doing that.
Oh, is it singing K-pop?pop yeah yes i that's one of the
things i trained it to do oh that's awesome that's pretty great what's its favorite band
uh luna yes
yes yep luna luna we we both like the one where it goes...
I'm blue.
Look, I'm just going to say it.
Can you tell your kid to stop laughing?
It's laughing in the recording.
Tell it to shut up.
Do you hear that? M shut up do you hear that?
Mika do you hear that?
I hear laughter he's just enjoying himself
we're recording right now
it's very important that we don't have background noise
that's not true
Peter MSNBC is not going to like that
we can have laughter in the background
Peter doesn't like to laugh
do you think Peter MS msnbc knows peter griffin
no
that's not funny that's how he laughs right no no no no Did you guys hear something?
I've actually been meaning to play Undertale.
Awesome. tale awesome which one is that which one's the fuck is Who the fuck is that? That's Sans.
That's Sans.
No.
Right?
No, that's not Sans.
Stop.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, Jesus.
Wait.
Ah, shoot.
Weren't you supposed to talk about how much you hated Discord?
Yeah, we'll save it for another time.
Yeah, buh-buh-booey.
Buh-buh-booey.
Buh-buh-booey.
Buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey.
Buh-buh-booey.