Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #18

Episode Date: February 27, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. This is the 18th episode. It's me, Schlatt. I'm back. And I'm joined by all these guys, and also Young Thug is here. Hey, Young Thug. Hi, Young Thug. Is that what Young Thug does? Yeah, he does it all the time.
Starting point is 00:00:18 That's what I do all the time. Well, Young Thug, thanks for joining us. How are you today? The sky's never been bluer, my friend. I just love life. Right. Okay. That's really cool, man.
Starting point is 00:00:34 So what are your thoughts on air fryers? Interesting question from Young Thug. Any thoughts? I have an air fryer. I love having an air fryer. I think it tastes really good. You eat the air fryer. I love having an air fryer. I think it tastes really good. You eat the air fryer?
Starting point is 00:00:51 Yeah, that's what I was just going to say. What the heck, man? Ew. What's so good about the air that it makes, huh? There's probably chemicals in the air. There probably are chemicals. There's some Monsanto chemtrails shit. No, there's no chemtrails it's just fried like you know it's better than boiled air that's for sure boiled air don't even get me started well get started i'll start going then oh my god there's nothing look there's just air fryers are are tools for hedons okay hedonites they're for
Starting point is 00:01:30 people who can't wait and get get get some of that you know they're they're for people who can't get enough of that instant gratification true right because you you go you put shit in a microwave it gets all mushy you know there's there's downsides to using a microwave that we all know of right yep there's downsides it gets soggy you put fries in a microwave it gets all soggy but you put fries in an air fryer they come out all crunchy crispy all all nice what the hell yeah and it takes and it takes a couple seconds here's the thing we do things the old-fashioned way on the Sleep Deprived podcast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:09 There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned oven. Okay? Big oven. Big. Big oven. Young Thug isn't really a fan. What does Young Thug think? He's not really a fan of ovens.
Starting point is 00:02:23 He's more of that instant gratification type of guy. And also the thing with air fryers, right? The thing with air fryers, you know how all the oil there's extra calories when you have that french fry that's made with hot, greasy disgusting oil. With air fryers... Who's making shit with oil? Everybody. Yeah, you gotta
Starting point is 00:02:39 fry it with oil or it sticks to the pan. Okay. I think Slat's a butter kind of guy. You can put like cooking spray on the pan. I don't think Slat's a butter kind of guy. You can put like cooking spray on the pan. I don't understand. Yeah, the old Pam. Everybody loves Pam. Here's the thing. Some people can't have oil
Starting point is 00:02:53 so they gotta use the air fryer. What do you mean? That doesn't even make sense. Just put it on a pan. With Pam. Some people can't use the pan. Pam on the pan! With Pam! You can't use the pan. Pam on the pan! Hey, Pam, I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:03:09 get this sick prank. I'm quite shrewd. Jim from the office, get out of here. I'm trying to explain something. Fuck that guy. He really is dumb. He's a doofus. You know what I found out? What? I found out Astro doesn't like the word doofus.
Starting point is 00:03:24 It reminds me of Discord language. You know what I found out? What? I found out Astro doesn't like the word doofus. It reminds me of Discord language. You know? I disagree. I disagree, though. Wumpus spit on my wires. Yeah, I don't like that. Now we're offline. Wumpus wouldn't say doofus.
Starting point is 00:03:36 He would. Wumpus wouldn't say shit. Wumpus doesn't even know how to talk. Wumpus would be like, I'm a real doofus, my friend. He would never say that. I was imagining Wumpus would sound a bit like... Hi, I'm Wumpus, and you're now a dog, and you're Wumpus. Hey, guys, come on.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Welcome to my new point, you know what? Look, I don't love the guy, but he's a little smarter than that. He probably breathes really loud. He's like... He's a mouth breather. Wumpus is a mouth breather. Just like the Discord HQ raised him. They raised him to be that way. He'd probably be different.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Stop calling me names. I love this. Stop calling me names. How do you guys think Reddit would talk? What's that Reddit character called? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger not whoa jack so I read it No, the thing the weird character the reddit creature snows new how would he tell I feel like he talked like oh?
Starting point is 00:04:36 I'm so sophisticated You have to be 18 years of old. Thank you for the Reddit gold, kind stranger. Um, actually, I think Reddit would talk a bit like this. Are you trying to get onto r slash lordosis, I see. You don't have enough outvotes.
Starting point is 00:04:59 r slash gatekeeping doesn't like you. Welcome to r slash lounge. The only R's I'm trying to slash are the rows on my desk. Bars. Bars. Did you just do a lot of coke? What? No, I...
Starting point is 00:05:17 Wait, are you a drug addict? Dude, before the podcast, Mika said that he does meth. What? I'm not joking. He loves it. I was there too. I was a witness. I literally did not said that he does math. He loves it. What? I'm not joking. He loves it. I was there too. I was a witness.
Starting point is 00:05:27 I literally did not say that I love math. He said it. Not even Young Thug does math. Right, Young Thug? Hey, don't bring me into this. Let's talk about the main thing. I literally didn't say I do math. I just-
Starting point is 00:05:41 I heard it. I heard it. I heard it too. Well, here's what happened. I have a recording. I have a recording. Let me play it. I like meth. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:49 That's definitive. You can't come back from that. Oh my god. How many times would you say it? That's like five times. You know, it's funny because I actually also took a recording and let me play the recording.
Starting point is 00:06:04 I don't think you did i don't think you want to play i don't think you want to play that one is it is it a recording of young thug no no you know what let me play let me play the recording do you know how many times i sat with people and said hey i want to make a store and they said how could you make a store it's in my code it's in my code have y'all ever seen wrecking ralph yeah remember you remember how that girl in there the people that was racing yeah she was the glitch yeah you telling me they don't look at me like the motherfucking glitch wow that's such a corny thing to say holy why did you say that i can't believe you said that about the glitch why did you say that? I can't believe you said that about the glitch. Why did you say that, AstroZist and Young Thug?
Starting point is 00:06:47 Wait, I wasn't in there. I didn't say that. That was all Young Thug. What do you mean that was Young Thug? That's Kanye West. That was Young Thug. Nope. That was both of you guys.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Look, I love Wreck-It Ralph. Prove it. I have a Wreck-It Ralph poster in my room. And I look at it every night before I go to bed. Yeah, I do. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. You're capping.
Starting point is 00:07:07 And I start smashing my hands on the ground before I go, I'm Wreck-It Ralph! Here, Asher, do us a favor. Can you visually transmit it to our brain so we can see it? Yep, here we go. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, Oh, holy shit, that is Wreck-It Ralph's cock. I told you.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Why would you send that image to my brain? It just broke down a wall. Why is Rule 34 Wreck-It Ralph's cock. Why would you send that image to my brain? Why would you send a wall? Why is Rule 34 Wreck-It Ralph the first thing you send? I like how he looks with his clothes off. I like when he takes the overalls off. Is that what the poster is? Maybe. Take the pants off.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Take the underwear off. Jesus Christ. I cover it up when my parents come over. I cover it up when my parents come over. This guy's like Wreck-It Ralph,reck-It-Ralph, Big Dick Cock Porn. Oh my god. It looks good. Oh my god. Wreck-It-Ralph could wreck me any day
Starting point is 00:07:52 of the week. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Ain't that right young thug? You wanna drop some bars? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Who's that? Is that Ralph? Wow!
Starting point is 00:08:17 Wow! Ow! Ow! who's getting fucked excuse me isn't that the state anthem of texas is that mini mouse the state anthem of Texas? Is that Minnie Mouse? Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. No, there's no monkeys in Texas. There's none of them. We don't have them here.
Starting point is 00:08:54 I think we should just slowly move monkeys into Texas and then slowly Texas will be filled with monkeys. I like that. I like that a lot. That'd be funny. Imagine you walk outside and you just see a monkey. Yeah. They're going to say Among Us. And he's riding a horse.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Guys, we did a t-shirt competition. I don't know if you remember, but we totally did a t-shirt competition. Let's do a reveal of who won. Ready? Let's get a drum roll. Young Thug. Young Thug won. thug sold 318 shirts he was t-shirt one he had the uh he did the the gorilla the gorillas type thing with all our faces i just yeah true faces no he did the Gorillaz dog days or whatever the album is.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Dude, what if they sue us? Demon days. They'll sue us. Well, that's coming out of your paycheck, man. Yeah, well, that's coming out of the money you made. That's fine, because I made $20,000. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:10:00 What? You didn't make that much. But you did make a considerable more amount than the last place person, AstroZist. Yeah, dude. Hey, man. Shout out to the people who bought my shirt. If you bought my shirt, I love you.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Bohemian Rhapsody. I love you. He was T-shirt three. I did say during the podcast that it was the worst one. Yeah. And I sincerely apologize if that hurt the sales. At least mine was the worst. No, I said yours if that hurt the sales. No, I said yours was one of the best, I think.
Starting point is 00:10:29 And that I would buy it. So yeah, I'm suing you. Yeah, it's fine. You can have the money I made, which was more than you. It's going to come out of Young Thug's pocket anyways. Yeah, it's all coming out of Young Thug's pocket. So, you sold 116 of those. Hey,ug's pocket anyways. Yeah, it's all coming out of Young Thug's pocket. So,
Starting point is 00:10:48 you sold 116 of those. Yep. Hey, that's a lot. Certainly not that good, though. And then T-shirt 2 was me. I made T-shirt 2, guys. Boo! I came in second place. T-shirt 2 came in second
Starting point is 00:11:02 place. That was the airplane one with the text it sold 243 shirts all right 243 it would have sold more if there were burgers coming out of it shut up dude you have no idea what you're talking about you have no idea what you're talking about and mika comes in uh third place with t-shirt four that's the tiny guy in the corner. Atta boy. Atta boy. 175 T-shirts sold. That's my favorite. More than Astro.
Starting point is 00:11:29 That's like 60. Fuck you. Just absolutely fuck you. That's 59 more than Astro. Fuck you. So, wait, hold on. I got to do some math here because we got to figure out how many more shirts a panda sold than Astro. I think that math is unnecessary.
Starting point is 00:11:44 He actually sold 143 shirts more unnecessary number body split make that body 100 i don't know karate bitch we drop the bodies bitch they'd say you're shooting it's my hobby bitch and i'm a problem kid walk up on them with four bobbins like they ain't talking shit. So, Young Thug, you made the most money, and now we face you with a very hard decision. Would you like to pool all of the profit together and then split it equally among us? Ha ha ha!
Starting point is 00:12:19 Oh! Oh! Oh my god! Oh my god! or would you like to uh just keep keep the amount of money that we all made separate so like we get the money we made for our respective t-shirts am i am i allowed to am i allowed to talk to my lawyer? Uh, yeah, you are. You can call him up right now, actually. Okay. Hello?
Starting point is 00:12:55 I know you want to get your money. Yes, I do, and I don't know how to break it to them. I want it all. You just gotta be nice. This is awkward. Do you guys hear this? Yeah, we can totally hear what's going on. That's fucked up. He literally muted.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Okay, thank God. Wait, hold on. I have a wiretap. Oh. You're telling me people don't look at Kanye West like the glitch right now? And she was on the side of the video game the whole time. She was. She totally was.
Starting point is 00:13:23 It's in my code. She totally was. It's in my code. Whoa. Your lawyer is Kanye West, a panda? I mean, young thug. With the money we make, we get to afford Kanye West, yeah. Okay, well, what does he say? Kanye says I should keep it all. Not my words.
Starting point is 00:13:41 I didn't say that. Kanye says I should keep it all. All of it? That sucks. All of it. Even all of your money, too. That sucks real bad. Wow, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:50 So let me remind you, Mr. Thug, that you would be taking a considerable amount away from yourself and me, but in pooling the money together and splitting it among us oh shit you would be helping out um you would be helping out uh the other members of the podcast a whole lot i i love you guys you guys are like my brothers right i'd kiss you on the forehead if if i you would every night before bed i would do that i would you would mr thug so but why do you choose not to split the money make out tom brady style with the money and that's way different than a kiss on the forehead like you guys. I'm going to murder you.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I know karate, bitch. I'm Bobby, bitch. Oh, you ain't know. Here's the thing. If you murder Young Thug, you'll end up like Bobby Schmurda in jail. Seven years behind bars. Seven years behind bars.
Starting point is 00:15:02 What did he do? He had possession of weapons. Conspiracy of game theory. I don't think he killed anyone. Seven years behind bars. What did he do? He had possession of weapons. Conspiracy of... game theory. I don't know. You mean conspiracy to commit murder? It was all a game theory. You should have seen the MatPat video on it. He had the spitter.
Starting point is 00:15:18 The what? he had a little gat on him i'm assuming and that was enough for seven years yeah well no he he i think he was gonna have five years but his friend he was gonna have like 25 and uh he was like you know what i'm gonna do seven if he can do seven so he's a g he's a real homie that's what he is wow that's nice wait is that how the law works? I don't get it. Yeah, so his friend had a raw deal, and then he was like, okay, we're going to pool our years among us. No! Shut your sus!
Starting point is 00:15:57 Oh, man. Kind of like what you just refused to do, young thug. So, I mean, who's the bigger man here? You know, if we're having a problem, we could always just take it to the council of the Ricks. I'm Pickle Rick! I'm Discord Rick!
Starting point is 00:16:18 Let me talk, let me go and vent channel. Rick! Dude, imagine in the future the way kids talk to their parents is that they have to vent in the Discord channel, and then the parents read it and they're like, son, we need to talk. I'm taking away your dinner
Starting point is 00:16:34 roll. No, son, sorry, you can't join the NSFW channel just yet. The reason I'm calling this meeting right now is because I just, I I'm calling this meeting right now is because I just... I'm like... Oh, this is hard to say.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Yeah, I know. I know it is, man. I know it is. I just... The reason we have Young Thug is because a panda died last night. What? Are you... You're joking. The reason we have Young Thug is because a panda died last night. What? Are you?
Starting point is 00:17:07 You're joking. I'm not joking. A panda is dead. Jesus. What happened? Well. I don't want to talk about that. Young Thug, you know about it?
Starting point is 00:17:20 Young Thug was there, so he can definitely. Can we move on? Let's move on. This is not a laughing matter, guys. I mean... Yeah, that was inappropriate. I don't know why Young Thug made this. Why is he snarling right now? Why are you snarling? Stop laughing, Young Thug!
Starting point is 00:17:43 Panda died. Stop snarling. Stop snarling! Young Thling always does this at the worst fucking times i don't know why he does it god can we is there like something we can do to like switch the dead body of a panda with young thugs alive body like can we put a panda's consciousness into young thugs body and like do a switcheroo you know what i'm talking about like some frankenstein shit like a freaky friday situation okay well i think we need to start rapping a young thug song okay maybe let's pull up the lyrics wheezy out of here hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot run into nike we got it on lock hot hot hot
Starting point is 00:18:47 cardi a.i i'm the boss man in a suit but no tie i can't be sober i gotta stay high pour me some syrup and a can of the dry riding in a spaceship like bonnie and don't worry baby i'll keep me some are you okay i think the ritual is complete is everyone okay i blacked out for a bit there don't sleep on miss lady her pussy a prize dick in her back while i'm gripping her thighs uh we really fly we like pelican glide that's probably the lamest way to say you fly i i know something that actually does fly it's actually jet blue's new fleet of the airbus a321 let's go so uh their new a321 neo is what they're uh what they're subtitling it with neo which is cool like the matrix tech
Starting point is 00:19:54 yeah like a tech jargon kind of thing cool um but apparently it raises the bar with residential touches and a new engine that reduces fuel burn and engine noise how many burgers do you think could could come off of that plane per second oh a lot oh a lot mika that sounds good so actually they have uh they have a couple of neo planes already it looks like one two three four five six seven eight nine ten and they all uh they all pelican glide, I hear. But they actually name them very funny names. You'll love it. Let's hear them. So this one is called A Whole Blue World.
Starting point is 00:20:35 A whole blue world. So yeah, they're all like blue because like JetBlue is the name of the company. The next one is Aruba, Jamaica, Blue, I Want to Take Ya. name of the company. The next one is Aruba Jamaica Blue I Want to Take Ya. That's not real. No way. No way. There they go. There has to be one more.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Creme Blu-ray. No way. Classy. You're going to love this one. E Pluribus Blunum. That's an STD. I can't believe Unus Annus came back just to invent JetBlue. Unus Annus.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Unus Annus. If you could run any corporate Twitter account, what would it be? And what would you say? I would run any corporate twitter account what would it be and what would you say i would run the fall guys account i would just say i give up and that's it then never tweet again and then never tweet again it's a great business strategy honestly honestly. I'd probably take over Oreo and then post Going Dark and then post the front side of the cookie. That's pretty clever. No, that's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:21:53 That's pretty clever. Oh, season four of Fall Guys actually looks kind of good. No, it doesn't. They're going to the future. What? Fall Guys 4041. That's really far ahead. self-proclaimed free thinkers be like
Starting point is 00:22:27 um this one's called no no no no oh oh rich gang birdman sound what no oh Thug a baby. What are you saying? Okay, okay. Who wants to do the ad-libs with me on this? I'll do it, I'll do it. No, oh, oh. I need a beat, too. I need a beat. Mika, let's do it together, man.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Okay, I'll be the hi-hat. Okay. No, see, I would be the hi-hat. Okay. No. See, I would be the hi-hat. I'm just doing the bass now. He's doing hi-hats, though. Hi-hat? That's how my bass drum sounds.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Okay, I'll be the hi-hat anyways. No. Uh-oh. Rich gang. Thugger. No no thugger baby uh no oh oh rich gang ha we got london on the track hey no no no no no, no, no, no I won't live it up until I leave you can't sweep my flyness like no witch What what's up Nipsey? I got keys to the city. I love my bitch and tell me I know feelings
Starting point is 00:23:58 first one young thug Boy you not running Oh no no no no Uh uh uh uh uh Tell me no stomachs Oh no no My racks are lettuce My cush are onions Oh no no
Starting point is 00:24:16 Where's the beat Where'd the beat go Come on guys Come on Never wanna be average All I wanna do is see Glad Where's the beat? Where'd the beat go? Come on, guys. Come on. Never want to be average. All I want to do is see Gladys. Never want to see backwards.
Starting point is 00:24:35 All I ever did was want to just see baggage. Never want to ever be daddy. Never ever want to... Never want to be my daddy. All I ever did and want to be... And what? And all I ever want to be my daddy. All I ever did and want to be... And what? And all I ever want to be was him. Through the floor. Exca...
Starting point is 00:24:50 Come on. Next two lines. See, I played this game and I laid in this game. All I ever want to see was gems. Uh-oh. So I sure said... No. Not again. So i heard you moved to texas yeah i'm in texas i'm in texas i'm a texan you know what's it like to yeah what's it like we were kind of in a in a natural disaster a week ago. I flew in on the Sunday,
Starting point is 00:25:26 two Sundays ago now, and it started snowing that night and then this state just shut down. It just shut down. Did you bring your monkey lamps to Texas? No. No. No, I broke them all. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:25:41 How? How did you break them? I made out of ceramic and I dropped one of them accidentally. Oh, shoot. And then it shattered and I was like, oh, well, I might as well break the rest of them. No! Wait, why? No! Well, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I don't know. Not the monkey lamps? So let me get this straight. One of them broke. One of them just fell. Oopsie daisy. Yeah. It was a little accident.
Starting point is 00:26:00 And then you looked at your other monkey lamps and you were like, I'm complete. Down with the ship complete yeah well i didn't have the full collection anymore kind of reminds me of when a panda snapped the neck of his my little pony and threw it in the garbage and i'll do it again you know you didn't make the distinction mika that it was a funko pop i'm gonna say right now i think schlatt's monkey lamps are worth more than your Funko Pop in terms of like just being cool. Not anymore. I've kind of embraced it.
Starting point is 00:26:31 I saw someone make fan art of me on a pony and I liked it. You know what? That's pretty sweet. So you know what? I'll bring it back up. We'll dig it out. Shout out my bronies. Oh. Any bronies listen to the sleep deprived podcast i just i just
Starting point is 00:26:56 are you okay are you okay? Holy fuck. Yeah, way to brag, dude. Way to brag. That, uh... Oh, wow. That was really bad.
Starting point is 00:27:19 That's the first time I've ever had to, like, spit out when I was drinking. Went down the wrong vent. Oh my God. I don't know you. Was that really a setup? Damn, motherfucker. Shit. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:27:35 That was really good. Yeah, I got you. Did I get you? Did I get you? I really did almost choke to death. I was sympathizing. Oh my fucking God. I really did almost choke to death on that though.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Oh shoot, there's an A321 Neo flying above my house right now. Oh really? Oh shit dude, take a picture. Mika, are there burgers coming out of it? Wait, hold on. Oh my god. I see them. No way.
Starting point is 00:28:00 What? No way. Oh, you're joshing. How many are coming out? They're actually flying. It's hundreds of them. Oh Oh my that's crazy. I knew his plan would work Is that is that a chemtrail? No? Oh no no oh? There's fluoride in that oh man my child just looked at me you have a child your child what yeah
Starting point is 00:28:40 i adopted a kid oh my god yeah fucking adopted, fucking adopted one. I walked down to the center and I'm like, hey, just moved in. Can I have one? I pointed at one. You pointed? Oh, that must suck. I pointed at one and he was like in the corner being all cute.
Starting point is 00:29:02 And I was like, yes, I want you. What is this child's name oh well i'm not gonna tell you oh come here bud come here i know you're tired i know you're tired i know you've been sleeping this whole time come on dude this is so horrific without any context. Oh, no, he's trying to sit down again. Come on, dude. What's up? Hey. You want to say hi?
Starting point is 00:29:35 You want to say hi to the people? You want to say hi to the people? Is it okay? He's a little scared. He's a little scared. Is he okay? It's okay. He's a little scared.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Tell him to grow up. He's kind of being a baby. We're trying to do a podcast here, man. Hey, listen. We're filming a podcast and I want you to fuck this up for me. Okay? We're filming a podcast. Can you say something?
Starting point is 00:29:58 Please say something. Hey, say something into the microphone. Can I speak for a little fellow? Yeah, if you want Hello Aww Wait I think I hear purring
Starting point is 00:30:16 Yeah, he does that sometimes You're just not a furry Oh my god I can't write you off Oh my god. I can't write you off. I can't write off the adoption fee if you don't say something. Please? He fucking
Starting point is 00:30:36 ran away. God damn it. Oh, he's coming back. Congrats. He's scratching the wall um do you think you're gonna like play football with him and stuff like throw the old pigskin around yeah i'm gonna give him a stretch i'll be right back i'm just gonna get him on the floor hey astro what's up man i'm gonna slap you that That's just extremely outrageous. Why would you- Ah!
Starting point is 00:31:06 God! Dude! I felt that from here. I'm not gonna slap you back. That would just be mean. Do it! Do it! No, I'm gonna be the better man. I'm gonna be the better man.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'm gonna take the slap. I'll slap you again. I'll do it again. I'm stronger than you. I don't need to slap you. I will destroy your words. Dude, you took it like a champ. You didn't even react.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Yeah, that's right. Who's the Chad now? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I stretched him out. Got him, threw him on the floor on his back, took his arms and stretched him above his head. That's really bizarre.
Starting point is 00:31:40 It's like real good. Why would you do that to your child? Well, I mean, he looked like he wanted to be stretched. I'll be right back again. I'm going to stretch him again. Okay, Pan, I'm going to fucking slap you. I can't take it anymore. No, I'm fucking...
Starting point is 00:31:59 No, I thought about it. Don't do it. No, I thought about it. I've been mustering up the courage. I changed my mind. Look, you deserve it. You slapped me. Do it. Just do it. Do it. Ow! Yep. Look. I swing hard.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I'm gonna bring him over again, Gus. Wait, I'm not in front of the kid. We'll settle this later. I'll slap you again. I'll slap you again. I'm in front of the kid. I'm gonna slap you again. Don't leave him in front of the kid. Ow! Ow! Ow! Can you hear my child? It's not very talkative.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Is it licking itself? No. No, I don't think it's doing that. Oh, is it singing K-pop?pop yeah yes i that's one of the things i trained it to do oh that's awesome that's pretty great what's its favorite band uh luna yes yes yep luna luna we we both like the one where it goes... I'm blue. Look, I'm just going to say it.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Can you tell your kid to stop laughing? It's laughing in the recording. Tell it to shut up. Do you hear that? M shut up do you hear that? Mika do you hear that? I hear laughter he's just enjoying himself we're recording right now it's very important that we don't have background noise
Starting point is 00:33:36 that's not true Peter MSNBC is not going to like that we can have laughter in the background Peter doesn't like to laugh do you think Peter MS msnbc knows peter griffin no that's not funny that's how he laughs right no no no no Did you guys hear something? I've actually been meaning to play Undertale.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Awesome. tale awesome which one is that which one's the fuck is Who the fuck is that? That's Sans. That's Sans. No. Right? No, that's not Sans. Stop. Oh my gosh. Oh, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Wait. Ah, shoot. Weren't you supposed to talk about how much you hated Discord? Yeah, we'll save it for another time. Yeah, buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey. Buh-buh-booey.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Buh-buh-booey.

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