Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #2

Episode Date: November 17, 2020

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Which of the Logan brothers do you like better? I mean, the Paul brothers. Am I a low ganger or a Jake Pauler? Yeah. Yeah, who do you like better? Is there a gun to my head? I mean, I'm not going to start the podcast until you answer the question. Honestly, probably a low ganger if there's a gun to my head.

Just because I don't want to be associated with um you know yeah I don't I don't feel the urge to um dab on them haters or or stay lit stay savage well you know I hope that was worth it and uh welcome to the podcast hey welcome to the uh to the podcast now last time we had a we had a great discussion i think we did i'm sorry i uh had to leave early you yeah you did you did fuck me last episode but that's okay My house was on fire. Was it? No. You know, I was just reading this article that explained that when you're in a... So I was just reading... No. No, we can't we have to start over now why okay you can just cut things i'll just cut it yeah we'll just cut that part out just cut that part out just cut that part out yeah um so yeah in all seriousness i was reading an article that said, when you're in a plane,

the humidity is actually drier than that of a desert. And so what happens is your nose becomes really desensitized. And that's why the food tastes so bland, among other things. I like the food. I got to be honest. You like airplane food? Well, I mean, I'm not part of the 1%, so I never really had, like, a gourmet meal ordered to eat. Well, no, they eat. Those little bags that they give you of, like, peanuts,

which they don't anymore, but they used to on like delta no no no we talked about this last time the the in-flight peanuts no no i'm talking about short bread that stuff's good yeah no but this time i'm actually talking about when you're on a flight that is longer than um let's say five hours for the sake of argument. Okay. Most likely an international flight, and they have to serve you lunch or dinner. Oh, and it tastes bad? Well, I mean, it doesn't really taste like anything.

I got you. At the very best, it tastes mediocre. Because they don't have dehumidifiers? Well, no. Or they don't have humidifiershumidifiers well no they don't have humidifiers yeah it gets very dry yeah and so your your nose isn't working as it should oh and that's coupled with the fact that oftentimes the the food is produced a day to three days beforehand um And it's frozen for a very long time. You're just a wealth of knowledge. I really appreciate you sharing these facts with me. Thanks.

So where do you get your facts? Breitbart. Who? Breitbart.com what is that um it's a it's a left-wing media publication i've never heard of it so i don't i don't like um i don't know what they do they give facts yeah but that's where i get give me an example of what kind of facts they give well um i think they they told me that there's too many people on the planet and I think

a decent solution to that to solving the overpopulation problem would just be if airplanes just started crashing this is a train wreck it's okay i don't think um i don't think anyone is listening for the um the high production yeah no they said that that that airplanes should just start crashing and i think i agree with them really yeah

i mean just think about have you ever been to an airport have you ever been there yeah a few times have you ever have you ever seen all the people that are there there's just too many people there well i think that i mean i haven't read the, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that in this case, they're more referring to the global population and not the population of any specific airport. No, it was specifically airports. Did they mention? They've got a thing. Yeah, because flying is this whole globalist conspiracy, man. Anyone who flies is clearly, you know, one of them.

Who? You know, I think it would be better if I not disclosed that. I fly all the time. Well, not all the time. Do you? But I've flown a lot and I've never I mean you got a reason for it you're kind of famous guy

I mean I assume people fly you out all the time oh yeah definitely just last week I was flying to my kitchen yeah yeah there was a plane that picked me up, and it dropped me off at my kitchen to make a sandwich for lunch,

and I was back in my bedroom before dinner. Where I had my dinner served to me, I should mention, just because I am so wealthy and successful. It sounds like you live a very lavish lifestyle. Oh, it's the best um yeah i am so well off uh-huh you know oh no i i don't i don't know i'm poor do you need me to explain to you how well off I am? Please do. All right. Well, for starters, I get to buy new clothes every year.

Really? Yeah. Every year you get new clothes? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, like some people were telling me that they don't even have clothes I'm one of those people

you don't have clothes I don't know oh that's I'm sorry I get to buy a lot of clothes um what else I have to buy a lot of clothes. What else?

I have a rubber dome keyboard. What? I thought you were rich. So anyways, Boeing was thinking of releasing a new plane where are they can i tell you what it's like to be poor

anyways the seating is going to be it's going to you know it's really it's i feel like i feel like i have to contrast what you just said about your one percent experience with with my 99 experience so basically you're going to be sitting across from the other person sometimes i feel like i'm not getting through to you so basically your knees like there's just a disconnect here their knees is discord glitching again where like where i can stagger i'm speaking and you can hear me but i can't hear you you have to like put your knee in between or surrounding their legs and their legs around yours so it's it's kind of like it's kind of like a ladder of leg knees a ladder of knee

legs so anyways they were thinking of rolling that around in the near future and rolling it around sorry the reason i'm i'm being so so deflective is just because it's you just hate poor people that's what it is no I just I just feel really intimidated why um I don't know I just I just feel like I just feel like because I'm so wealthy and successful that, you know. Sometimes I feel like that too. It's like, you know that thing where people with extremely high IQs find it impossible to communicate with those below them? Yeah. communicate with those below them uh yeah yeah it's like

you're just so rich that sometimes I guess you just don't feel like you're getting through to me oh and you'd be absolutely correct thanks man I loathe you. Well, I mean, there's nothing much I can say in response to that. So, yeah, that plane, basically, there would be no legroom.

Really? No legroom? basically there would be no leg room and no leg room yeah no and it's it would all be an effort to um increase the capacity each flight can take um and they would they would go as far as to sacrifice passenger comfort well now are they are they are they taking more passengers in an attempt to get more money oh yeah yeah i don't think you understand airplane economics especially you know i i feel like you should because you're a member of the one percent and you you you seem like you fly very frequently and i'm just a a measly plebeian who never flies but oh no you know airplanes make a majority of their profit from economy right from economy class that's where they make all their money from the big

boys who pay a lot no no no planes um they they actually make the majority of their dollars from from the economy class i don't think and the class right above them. First class basically takes up, the seats take up too much physical space so they can't put as many people into first class. But those people pay more. Yeah, but if you add up the costs per seat against each class you'll find that even if they pay a cheaper amount economy and the class above them are actually

generating more profit for the airline than first class well there's only like 10 people in first class oh no they're but it's the second one what's after what's after first class um i think there's a business class yeah yeah i think that's the one they make a lot of money on there's an executive class what yeah on uh what kind of planes do you fly on man what's an executive class i might be completely wrong like I don't even know if I'm right. I just feel like there should be an executive class. And if there isn't, then I'm going to invent it and become even more wealthy and successful. I mean, to make the executive class, you'd have to get rid of so many economy seats. It just doesn't seem it doesn't seem culpable well so yeah or and you know it doesn't seem very kind because what if what if what if i'm trying to get on that plane and you come in with your big with

your big chair and you're like no i've just created the executive class and i'm sitting here now and then you you throw my entire family off so the whole reason i'm complaining basically is that in the economy class um they're looking at shifting the seats to make more room and accommodate more passengers but in the process they'll be making it extremely uncomfortable for people to for people to fly so that accommodation is for the executive class. No, no, it's for the economy class. Well, it's to make room for the executive class. No, it's just to fit as many people as they can on economy.

That sounds dreadful. Well, it's going to be dreadful for the people in economy. That's true. I mean, I don't have to worry i'm basically like i'm basically in the cockpit with the pilots you know yeah that must be great um yeah it's great there's like an indoor pool on the plane yeah uh indoor tennis court um indoor go-kart arena Yeah. Indoor tennis court. Indoor go-kart arena.

Are you familiar with what an airplane is? Because I don't think we're talking about the same thing. I think for the past 15 minutes we've been talking about completely different things. You know what an airplane is? Well, you just have to trust me on this one because hold on hold on tell me what an airplane is um it's it's like a metal bird that lets that eats you for a bit and it lets you live in its stomach and then um it flies somewhere because its offspring have been kidnapped and put into the destination. So it has to fly there to get them. So it's kind of like an imaginary whip.

It's like there are imaginary people riding the plane and whipping it. Except they're using its eggs as the whip. The whip doesn't exist. It was a metaphor. Neither are the people riding the plane don't exist either. That was also a metaphor. What? what the fucking whip no no i lost you there bro i told you it's a metaphor completely tuned out

no as you know it is 1 a.m. So I apologize. That was extremely hard to follow. Something about a bird. Metal bird in the sky. It's a metaphor. Yeah, I get that. But I did not understand the metaphor at all.

All I got from that was bird and whip. Well, basically what's going on here is the animal is being compelled to do something against its will. Right. occasionally carriages that have been um that have used horses as a method of acceleration those horses um were given an incentive to actually move their legs and thus move the carriage um i think by being what i think is going on to escape the sensation of being whipped but of course they can't escape because the people are on the carriage and they're just whipping them. I think you're making all this shit up to try and justify your shitty bird whip analogy. No, the plane is an actual bird.

Like it's actually a metal bird. The whips were just a metaphor. So the whips an actual bird like it's actually a metal bird the whips really just a metaphor yeah so the whips the bird was real yeah aren't don't birds lay eggs and shit though yeah yeah that's that's what i was saying so the the people who own the airlines they kidnap the bird's eggs and they put it in the uh the destination where they want the bird to go oh okay yeah no no i get it now i completely understand that now so that's actually why they call um so why do you need a why do you need a pilot um just to make sure the bird doesn't, like, you know... Doesn't fly into the window.

Yeah. Yeah, I've seen too many videos of birds doing that. It's not pleasant. You ever seen that video of the pastor who says, like, like this dove, and then he throws the fucking thing up and then, and then it flies straight, straight into the wall. That was depressing. Have you seen that?

No. You haven't seen that? What's it called? I'll look it up right now. Um, just, just search dove flies into wall. You'll, you'll probably, probably you probably find it so the first um suggested options are flies into truck flies into i don't know if that i don't know if it's that one although i feel like i feel like most of these um most of these will probably be entertaining to watch.

I think I found it. Pastor releases Dove. Yes, it's a pastor. Okay. It's 20 seconds long. Yeah, it's a good one. Wow. What'd you think he he threw it up in the air he really had a lot of faith in that dove and i don't think the dove had a lot of faith in itself why um you think the eggs were inside the window and the the whip well no it no, it didn't hit a window.

It just kind of fell onto the ground. I remembered it incorrectly then. Maybe the eggs were beneath the ground. Well, see, I think you're getting confused about what a plane is versus what a bird is, like a dove. You told me it was the same thing. Well, no. See, the plane is a big bird. Oh. Yeah, it's like a dove. You told me it was the same thing. Well, no. See, the plane is a big bird.

Oh. Yeah, it's like different species. Bird? Is it species? Yeah. Yeah. I think so.