Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #22

Episode Date: April 11, 2021

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and I'm joined by all my friends. Hey, Schlatt. Hey, Astro. Where were we? What the heck happened? A panda, you tell him. We were in the backseat of your car grappling each other. Whoa! Mama mia.

And then we crashed and died and were bedridden for two weeks. We actually were all horribly injured and disfigured. Who are you guys? I think I have a concussion. I'm Jim Cramer from CNBC's Mad Money. Oh, hey, Jim Cramer from CNBC's Mad Money. Hey!

Hey! Bye, Tesla! My name is Tesla. What? My name is Lightning McQueen, and I'm a Tesla. What? He's not a Tesla. You think Lightning McQueen... Yeah, no, no.

Lightning McQueen has gone to gas stations before, I think. Hasn't he? Well, he uses diesel. Wait, how do you know so much he's my best friend what yeah he's a diesel pump into lightning mcqueen's receptacle before i want to go inside lightning mcqueen what did i just say i think you said that you've seen Lightning McQueen getting diesel. Yeah, pumped with fuel. Yeah, I loved going inside him.

How do you think cars fuck? What? Lightning McQueen sticks out his tongue. That's what happens. That's how they fuck. He puts it right in the exhaust pipe. He's got a five-foot-long tongue, bro. He'd made her boat. That's what tongue, bro. He'd Mater Boat.

That's what he'd do. He'd Mater Boat Sally. Mater Boat? I bet Mater gets down and dirty. Oh, he does. He's disgusting, dude. Wow. Dude, he literally rummages in dirt and mud.

So what? So? Yeah, let him do it. That's pretty messed up. Is it not dirty? He's an essential part of society. You need Maters. it. That's pretty messed up. Is it not dirty? He's an essential part of society. You need maters. Yeah.

That's pretty messed up. No, you know what he does? He tips over the tractors for no fucking reason because he thinks it's funny. It's funny. He does a little trolling. It's funny. That man is no good in our society. It's called he does a little trolling.

He does a little trolling. Schlatt, what are you crunching onatt what are you crunching on? what are you crunching on? honey nut Cheerios baby the best type of Cheerio he said nuts oh fuck you got me you got me that was funny

I like a good honey nut Cheerio but I think plain Cheerios are the best type of Cheerio. No, definitely not. I mean, you can't argue that regular Cheerios taste better than honey nut Cheerios. Surely there are better use cases for regular Cheerios, but on a pure taste level, I mean, you got to go with honey nut Cheerios. Well, you know, let's say that you wanted to bake something with Cheerios. Like, let's say you wanted to make a Cheerio cake. If you used regular Cheerios, then you probably would have more flexibility with the flavors because you would.

You would. But I'm saying now you're adding things to the Cheerios. It's like, just what tastes better? Dry. Clearly, it's the honey nut you're adding things to the Cheerios. It's like, just what tastes better? Dry. Clearly, it's the honey nut just because of the extra honey and sugar. Sorry. He said that again. Mika, what's a Cheerio cake?

A Cheerio cake? I think it's a British thing. They say that. They go like, Cheerio. No, like, did Mika not say Cheerio cake? Like a cake? He said Cheerio mate. Like those British people.

Yeah, like... Hello? Hello? Welcome back to another Minecraft stream. Dream? Dream, you killed me? What? What?

What? What? Rubbish. What episode of the podcast are we on? Is this 22? 21? 22 21 it's been like two years since we were recording we should probably tell them about it has yeah we should we should break the ice address the elephant in the room if you will yeah um this is the first time a lot of us have spoken in quite some time well over a year maybe a little rusty a little mater we planned the comeback for sleep deprived a long time ago and uh we pre-recorded some of these and uh actually now this is the first

podcast we've done where we're actually here live recording this in 2021 yeah which is great because now we can actually talk about current events for the first time ever. We can talk about current events. Exactly. We can talk about current events like the newly released Cars from Disney. What? What? Cars. It just came out.

No. In theaters. I hate to break it to you. That came out in like 2008. What? Cars is older than most of the people who listen to this podcast. No. Yeah. It's older than most of the people who listen to this podcast. No. Yeah.

It's older than me. Yeah, it is. How long were we in Peter MSNBC's basement? Oh, no. I think he's... I don't think we want to talk about this. You were two years off. He's 2006.

He's confused. Somebody slap him into consciousness. Come here. Ugh! Ah! Oh, God. come here oh god what's coming out of his mouth stop hitting me and then he'll go in the flying dutchman's ship

from spongebob that's such a meme dude What's a meme? He's been down there for too long He's really been asleep for a long time Well I mean I haven't been like asleep asleep It's kinda like

I've still been awake you know Like I can't go against sleep deprived Um basically I've been awake just i've been in a medically induced coma oh why well i mean you guys were there you would you would know right yeah i was just trying to get you to tell the audience oh okay wellro, why don't you tell them? I'm so sorry. So basically, in 1976, Sir Richard Dawkins started writing the book, Selfish Gene, in which he coined the word meme as a thing that spreads fast through whether it be culture

or anything. And at that moment... Something spread fast last year. Yeah. I could kill someone. Excuse me? What? Mika, I could show you how.

Are you gonna kill Mika? No, I could show Mika how to, you know... How? Victory Royale. I call this one the bottleneck. You twist their body until it pops off like a bottle. Like a Coke cap. Oh my god.

Which part is the cap? How do you twist them like that? You do a chortada or a salsa. What the? And you get intertwined. Can you do a salsa to this song? We got a number one victory royale. Yeah, for now we better get down.

Get down. Just like that tomato it. Get down. Just like that, Tomato Town. We are donating $1 million to the survivors of Tomato Town. All right, yeah, I'm heading downtown. Just got out the pleasant park. Look at the map. Go to the bar.

Take me to your Xbox Play for a night today. Okay. Were you guys an Xbox or a PlayStation guy? Wii. PlayStation. I was Xbox. Oh.

Wait, Astro, you can't say Wii. Why not? Because I wasn't one of them. One time I rented Call of Duty on the Nintendo Wii, and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. I didn't say the Wii. I said Xbox. Okay, fine. I had a PlayStation. There. Are you happy? Thank you. Oh, God. Does that mean there are three PlayStations

in here and one Xbox? Well, Panda, what were you? You were PlayStation? I was an Xbox. Oh, my God. Hey, the two based ones on Xbox. Hey, we had Little Big Planet, man. Yeah, what? More like Little Bitch Planet. Fuck you! Hey the two based ones on Xbox Hey we had LittleBigPlanet man Yeah what More like LittleBitchPlanet Fuck you

What Xbox Cortana wasn't even hot Listen to me you wouldn't last a day in a cod lobby More like Ybox You wouldn't last a day in a cod lobby I play cod dude You're not space feminist You wouldn't last a day I say derpy you You like a console that I don't like I play the top, dude. You're not space. You're not space.

I'm so angry. I say derpy you. I say derpy you. You like a console that I don't like. Yeah, you wouldn't last a day, man. You wouldn't last a freaking day in a Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 search and destroy lobby. I've played it all the time. Let alone we go to Rust in a private match.

And we do quickope, no scope, no TK, no steady aim, only commando. Ladder stall, YY, fakie. You know, I actually auditioned for FaZe Clan. Liar. What? Bullshit. Yeah, you're right. I caught him.

Caught him in 4K. Okay. No, but I could no scope you from across the map okay try i don't believe you do it right now no scope schlatt do it do it phase up all right hold on let me get up let me get up let me get the radical i'm phase banks i'm moving my head. Make sure you take into effect the Coriolis effect. Like the rotation of the earth? The winds.

Like the rotation of the... Wins. Lick your finger and hold it up. Which direction is it coming from? Coriolis. It's going to the right. Okay, now adjust your shot. All right.

You got this, buddy. Here we go. I'm holding your shoulder. Oh! Oh, my God, you hit a panda! Oh, my God! Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You just completely missed me! He's bleeding out! I'm going to try again. No, don't!

Please! Oh! You just hit Peter! Wait, I hit Peter? You hit Peter on SMBC He was hanging out on the roof of High Rise He did the whole thing where he went up and he climbed up Oh my god, you just hit Mars No

Help me Help me, please Now what if hypothetically you hit me as well This hypothetically hurts me hit me as well? This hypothetically hurts me! No, I want it for the doctor! No, but she feels like, actually, it doesn't hurt, because the new guns aren't as strong as they used to be, so... You have to put your fingerprints, so, yeah.

Let's say, hypothetically, the bullet didn't hit me. And I am at full health. Let's say there's chug chug. There's no chug jugs in Modern Warfare 2 at Panic. God, he doesn't even get it. Let's say you're a Funko Pop. Let's say hypothetically you're a Funko Pop. That's just like so many things. A Funko Pop you are.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm going to have an aneurysm. Trump's... Okay, what if Trump was like Let's say hypothetically You were a Funko Pop I love

Baron loves Funko Pops The repetition at the end dude Baron loves Funko Pops I wasn't thinking that was very good Until you said Funko Pops Baron Trump loves Funko Pops He goes on with it every day You're better than Alec Baldwin He said Funko Pops. Barron Trump loves Funko Pops. He goes on with it every day.

Every day. You're better than Alec Baldwin. And he tells me he wants all the Funko Pops. I buy him the Funko Pops. I buy him the Funko Pops. He gets the silver ones too. The silver ones. He loves the silver ones.

And the gold ones because the gold ones are rare. You want to hear my Trump impression? Yes. Hey, I'm walking in. That's not Donald Trumpald trump i cannot believe it you're not a real fan so i thought you could do with donald trump i can't believe come on come on little trolling china china China. Whoa. Yeah. Oh my God. Is that Donald Trump in the room? China. I'm eating cereal.

China. I think we need to replace the batteries. I see the steam coming out of his ears. Typical politician, dude. No, no no we run off of globules that's what you don't understand politicians run on globules damn it's pretty crazy remembered all these inside jokes from two years ago i know it's like we never left damn yeah it's like we never ever left in the first place we would never leave yeah if i don't get a globule in the morning i don't feel right i agree thank you i took a globule of 200 milligram oh my god a 200 milligram globule today do you take it with capsule

or just like no just liquid just globule okay i usually no it's not a capsule it's it's just a pill it's a tablet it's a tablet it's not liquid either is it apple or samsung no no it's it's uh it's it's astrazeneca hey i'm gonna copy strike you for that astro you never told us you had a pharmaceutical company oh look i'm real large what can i say i'm thinking about buying the two million dollar wu-tang vinyl you're a big pharma yes i heard yeah i heard all evil pharmacies have to buy the wu-tang album yep so i'm gonna i'm the one to buy it next so you're gonna buy a wu-tang album but you're not gonna buy us an official sleep deprived podcast plane that's correct wow wow what can i say i just want to own this album and make sure nobody

else can listen to it and raise the price of insulin correct oh just got a call i'm going to prison innovation oh See you guys. Bye. See ya. Alright, I'm back. What if insulin was called Incelin? Is there any continuation of the joke?

Whoa! Oh, again, man? You need to chill! Oh, my God. Yeah, was there more to the joke? He's cold-hearted. You better tell a funny joke or he's going to shoot again. He can kill.

Mika can kill. Why do I have sympathy? Yeah, I'm ice cold. You know what I want to know? We've had a i want to know we've had a movie about cars we've had a movie about planes when are we gonna have a movie about computers oh like think about it like the computers wouldn't be able to move but they could like they could astral project and be like and be like people people beep beep and then like like go through the cables and like go places you know you ever heard of wally wasn't yeah oh shit wally about that shit i was just gonna say wally yeah wow okay okay dude

wally how how much astral projection do you think Wally did into Eve? Oh, a lot. Wally was a fucking incel, dude. He pumped a... Eve so did not. He's so... You think Wally was an incel? He was an incel because he wanted Eve, but Eve wanted nothing to do with him.

Like, she basically... He was a nice guy. He was nice. He was a nice guy. She was guilt trip. She was guilt trip. Wally was a nice guy. You know, Wally had the nice guy subreddit in his mainframe.

That's what he did when he was alone all those years. He just, like, scrolled through every single post on the nice guy subreddit. What did Eve do? Was Eve a garbage robot, too? She was just hot. She was very sophisticated. Eve is like Apple.

Eve is like the iPhone and Wally is like Android. Wait, doesn't Eve look more like the Android mascot though? No. Well, I mean she kind of has the physique of the Android mascot. Yeah, they're both very hot. Can Wally be like Linux?

Linux? And then Earth is Ubuntu. No Earth is Windows 8.1. Oh god. Yeah actually the state they left it in. What would you rather do? Would you rather have to deal with Windows 8.1 again? Or would you rather live on like post-apocalyptic wall-y Earth?

If I get some Eve pocket pussy, I'm going on the planet. I'm going on a spaceship, dude. I know. Come on. There's none of that. She's hot. There's no Eve pussy. What's the point, then?

What's the point? You need the Eve. The people on Wall-E weren't alone, though. But you're alone on earth in like post-apocalyptic earth is he wally like is he a robot no you're you he's gonna die what's the point of being there i don't understand why wouldn't i be on the spaceship no no listen guy this is just how it works this is just how it goes. This is just how it goes. You're either on the post-apocalyptic trash planet, or you have Windows 8.1, and you pick one.

Oh, the post-apocalyptic trash planet. Yeah, I don't fucking want Windows 8. Okay. I want nothing to do with that. Hey, where's my cat? Hey! Hey. Hey, man.

Hey, what's up, dude? What's up? Long time no see. Funny meeting you here? Hey! Hey, man. Hey, what's up, dude? What's up? Long time no see. Funny meeting you here. Oh, wow. Haven't seen you in a while. How's it doing up there? Oh. Hey, man.

Oh, you know the kids are doing good? Yeah. The wife. You know the wife. Barney. Barney. You remember Barney? Yeah, he got a new job.

Crazy, right? No way. Yeah, he works at the office. Shut up remember Barney? Yeah, he got a new job. Crazy, right? No way. Yeah, he works at the office. Shut up. The office with- Yeah, where you used to work. Oh my god. Does he know Dwight?

We don't talk about him anymore. He- Mika, he passed away. Yeah. Ooh. What? Yeah, beat- Yikes, chief.

Beat overdose. Comes to us all. Gets us all, you know. I'm... Oh, is Jim still there? No, do not talk about him. Don't talk, dude, Jim... He got hit by a train.

He's in a vegetable state right now. Yeah, he got hit by a train and now he's in a vegetative state. Oh, God. And don't even mention, don't know. Oh, God. What about Pam? She flew into the sun. What? She flew right into the sun and she burned to a crisp.

God, man. It was like the story of Icarus. Hello? Hey, welcome back, man. Please brighten the mood right now because we are feeling it. We're depressed. I'm depressed. We'm depressed. What happened? We're depressed. What happened?

I just got my... Well, you know what happened to... I got my kitty cat here. He's going to say something to you all. Amen. Do it. Alright. Awkward. Awkward much? Yeah. all right awkward say something say something to the audience say something to the audience

well he didn't want to say anything sorry guys oh my god bye cat bye dude hey didn't you get a cat astro no oh i'm just kidding yes tell me more a cat hey you got a cat you got it i got a cat what can i say we all have cats around here a panda you got a cat i got a gat. What? He's getting revenge on Mika. Oh, I just missed him.

Wait, why? Just missed him. For what? No, I'm a pacifist. I just... You're just shooting for fun. I like having this. You're a pacifist, huh? Yeah.

Pretty easy target. Oh my god. I'm just kidding. I didn't feel a thing. You're bleeding out. No. You're gonna die. That is ketchup.

Do you want us to help you? No, no, no. Okay. Mom, I said I didn't want a coat, okay? I'm not cold. Speaking of cold, you know what the opposite of cold is? Hell. Hell. How did you know I was opposite of cold is? Hell. Hell.

How did you know I was going there? I can read your mind. Quick. Think of a number in your head from 1 to 10. Okay. Is it 11? No. Damn it.

Okay, well, I'm still working on it. It was 11.2. Little Nas made a song, and he made shoes, and they have blood in them. And, like, a lot of old people are really mad about it. He was very hot in that video. He was so hot. He was. He was in the depths of hell, one could say.

Oh, I didn't even think of that. Does Yushi... Does Yushi... Does you see... Did you see that video, Schlatt? Hmm? Did you see the Lil Nas X video with Satan shoes? No, but I heard he danced.

Joe Biden? What? Yeah, Joe Biden did a lap dance on Lil Nas X in the new music video. No shot! Yeah shot yeah yeah yeah a wuga i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna eyes pop out of head asterisk hey eyes leave socket asterisk stop saying my name whoa we might have a difference of opinion here now but i think nfts are pretty dumb saying oh no there's no difference of opinion they're they're stupid they don't make any sense

it's a picture bro just like print it out just go on pinterest have a look at it bro just like look at it you know yeah look at the gif that you bought i can look at it too you know like there's nothing you just you just bought you paid it's like when it's like when fucking it's like when facebook paid two billion dollars for instagram like bro the app is free so i i like nfts what i like nice fucking tits. Oh, man. My man, my man, my man. Oh, shoot. That's the new guy from the Jimmy Fallon show.

I saw him play Among Us today. Whoa. How did it go? How did it go? How did it go? It was like, Jimmy, I saw you vent. And then Jimmy was like, I saw Sykuno vent. And then Sykuno was like, what?

Jimmy? No. I don't know. I was with Ray. He put his hand over his mouth and started clutching. What? Yeah, he was like, he was like, tee-hee. And then Jimmy Fallon starts laughing and he's smacking the deck. He's like, ha-ha-ha-ha, it's so funny. No, Jimmy started

curling his hair. It was like that arm. That's kind of cute, arm. Sycuno? Dude, I think Corpse and Jimmy Fallon are dating. No way. I heard about it. I think my brain is being sus. Yes, Jimmy, that's an aneurysm.

Imagine just 40 years from now, like 10-year-olds are going to be 50, right? They're going to go to the doctor's offices and be like, yeah, bro, my foot feels a little sus right now. True. bro my my foot feels a little sus right now true you know people are posting among us penises in a the jimmy fallon twitch chat that's so hot they were really good looking i wish there were no moderators to do that i wish i had the balls to troll jimmy fallon do you think jimmy fallon would read those twitch comments no i want him to write on the whiteboard. Who would win? Jimmy Fallon streaming Among Us or us streaming Skyblocks?

Oh, that's a callback. We'd win. I remember we did some Skyblack. Skyblack. I think we did some Skyblock back when we filmed the last few batches of episodes yeah that was around the same time

we should do it again maybe we should honestly I'm down I'm down guys comment down below if you're down comment down one thing you like about each of us true comment one thing you like about all of us please I need me one thing you like about all of us please

do more for me though i need dopamine please write two for me right right three for me can i have four okay don't do any for astro what the hell wait no what the fuck i want one yeah everyone deserves some love and appreciation. Okay, okay, okay. You ever heard of Adolf Hitler? Okay, not everyone deserves love and appreciation. Exactly. But all of us here and probably, well, most people watching. There's some bad eggs in the crowd. We're looking at you, Dylan.

Oof. From California. What the fuck do you think you are bro go skateboarding again oh yeah that'll do something with your life you'll go far you'll go what are you gonna end up in rob dierdrich's fantasy factory bro is that your goal i forgot about that show's been off the air for decades dylan don't listen to the haters keep skateboarding you'll just end up on the 51st season of ridiculousness with Daniel Tosh yeah yeah yeah hey look at

this video Ray William Johnson was so much better at that he was the blueprint Daniel Tosh just straight up stole his show yeah ray william johnson he would not only show you the video but he would make a joke too that was my favorite part about him damn equals three more like colon three who will yeah get the fuck out of here cut that

out you are so gross you bought the satan shoes didn't you oh my god can we do annoying orange rp hey apple what uh uh

fuck you orange uh hey uh what are you. You're the pear. Hey, Schlatt, what are you? Knife. You're the knife? Yep. Okay, I'm just going to roll on out of here, Apple and Orange. I'll see you guys later.

All right, see you later, Apple. I'm going to go watch Cars. Goodbye. Enjoy that knife. Knife has never cut me before. Slice. Ow! knife knife has never cut me before slice oh no Apple was cut but fuck your and I your Apple I'm Apple you've been Apple this whole time who's our I was

thinking it was orange I'm orange I'm an orange apple Christ I saw orange in maintenance I'm an orange apple. I saw orange in maintenance. Shut the fuck up. Shut up, bro. I saw orange in electrical. I saw apple vent. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee. Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! he okay okay here's a hypothetical for you okay yeah sure there's a goblin who knocks on your door and he's like please

buy this watch which it's a nice watch it's a nice watch got some macaroni on it. What do you do? There's macaroni on the watch? Why would I buy it? Because he needs money and he thinks you'll like it.

Is he raising money for the Girl Scouts? No, it's purely for him. Does he have a bike? Are they selling fudge balls? No, this goblin is in it for himself. Oh. But he looks at you with big, beady eyes and says, please. How much money is he asking for the watch?

27 bucks. Easy, I'll pay for that. Really? Okay, you have to wear it, though. You have to wear it in front of him. No, never mind. Please wear it in front of me. I want to see if you like it. No, I don't want it. It's getting creepy. You have to wear it, though. You have to wear it in front of me. No, never mind. Please wear it in front of me and let us see if you like it.

No, I don't want it. This is getting creepy. You have to buy a watch that you're going to wear. This isn't a hypothetical. I don't really. This is now roleplay. No, sir, I don't want the watch. Please wear the watch. What big eyeballs you have.

Please, I'm crying. What's wrong with you? And then I come in and I'm an orc and I have a big club. I'm like, give me the watch! And then I'm the club. And then I come in and I'm an orc slayer. No! Not the orc slayer! Give me the watch! I'm gonna use it to

protect me. Ah. And then I turn to Schlatt and I say, do you know these two? Do you know this orc? No. Do you know this goblin? Stop spitting on me.

I swallow the spit. So you're a goblin and you come to me, me in particular, and say, have this watch of macaroni? What the fuck does that even, what's that even from, bro? He made it in his arts and crafts class. Come on, you're being so mean to him. Please, keep the watch. I don't want it. Don't let the orcs take it.

You know, I will buy the watch, I will wear the watch. I don't get it. I am now making a circle out of blood and I am going to sacrifice Schlatt. Take my watch. Take my watch. I will wear the watch. I am now making a circle out of blood and I am going to sacrifice Schlatt. Take my watch! Take my watch! I will take the watch. I will take the watch. Give me the watch. What happens now? Kill goblin! You went- you went all this way to sell us a macaroni watch and you didn't even think about what would happen if we bought the watch and wore it. Well, I

thought the goblin was... I didn't think an orc slayer would take it from the orc. I didn't take it from the orc. Yeah, I never had it. Honestly, I never had it. Wait, then why are you an orc slayer? I never touched the watch. Well, Schlepp, where are you then?

I'm a fucking human I don't know I was all I was told was that there's a guy at your door with a macaroni watch

but what the fuck does that even mean am I missing a vital vital part of this scenario

alright Schlatt now get on down on all floors. Oh, God. I must be. Put the watch in him. Put the watch in him. Puts the lotion in the basket. Okay, you guys make a hypothetical then.

Okay. I am also a goblin and I have a macaroni watch and I knock on your door who's answering? anyone's door, who's answering? the three of you live together

what are we, we people? hey look, a panda and jay schlatter are sleeping right now they just got done with a massive orgy and so like keep it quiet, please what do you want we have a visitor at the door slack keep it down keep it keep it down do you want to see my watch keep it down all right um yeah what's up do you want to see my watch scratch his arm hey

i'm sorry i don't have time for the map. We're not done! I'm gonna have to shut the door. Please come back tomorrow. No! The party isn't over, dude! We're just getting started! Who's ready for round two? No!

Woo! Alright, Shlyde, now you do the hypothetical. Okay. I'm a goblin. No! Alright. I have- I didn't see hypothetical. Okay. I'm a goblin. I didn't see that one coming. I have a wristwatch full of macaroni.

Oh my god. And I'm knocking on the door. Mika, you answer this time. I've got my hands full. Hello there, goblin child. He's doing that voice again. Hello there, my friend. How are you today? I bear this watch.

Mika, a panda's stuck in the dryer again. A panda's stuck in the dryer. Change my diaper, Mika. He's stuck in the dryer. His legs are hanging out of the dryer, and he needs your help. Mika. Mika. Would you like to help me?

I need a new type beat Save my child from this Type beat Mika he really needs your help right now I need a type beat Wait one there Wait one second I cannot wait I will leave

Please hurry he's stuck Please He's suffocating Okay I'm just gonna quickly help my child. Thank you! He needs help! He's stuck in there! Oh my god. Okay, I'm grabbing your wrist now.

I'm going to take you to my child and we're going to save him together. I'm grabbing you by the wrist now and I'm pulling you. I'm pulling you. Okay, you Nick Avocado. I'm pulling you. Okay, you see, look, he's been stuck in here for like 10 minutes. You make macaroni. Stop talking about the watch. Our friend is in the dryer. It's not funny anymore.

He's gonna die in there. Mika, get the butter. I'll get the butter. I'll get the stick of butter and I'll bring it to you. I need you to put it around the dryer. He's stuck though. We need butter. Okay, I have it.

Here you go. And then we pull him out like... He pops out like an anal bead. Ew. He's right there on the ground. Hello, my child. Do you still draw breath? Okay, I have an idea. You know you know for the macaroni watch we'll give you a panda what we'll give you a panda and we'll take the watch is that a fair deal i agree all right i

didn't agree i'll pack him up i'll put him in a bag a bag do i have fleeced on my ass holes at least you can't be that crazy. Alright, here you go. There's no holes in this bag. There's no holes in there. Okay, now I open the door. And I'm a goblin. And I have... Okay, well, this is kind of weird to describe, but I have like a watch.

And I don't really know how to put it, but like macaroni is like glued to the outside of it. Essentially. Gotcha. And oh my god i think is that your dog over there that white dog is that's it's about to get hit by a car that's a polar bear okay well it just got hit by a car brian brian died brian uh baba okay now i open the door and i say baba buoy wait it's been it's been two years but like my problem with discord yeah maybe next time oh darn Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Baba Booey.

Leave! Okay, we're going now. Baba Booey.