Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #25

Episode Date: May 2, 2021

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Hey, what's going on guys? Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 25, everybody. 25, I'm joined by my co-hosts. Hey, what's up? Hey. Hi. GONG Fusk! I'm going to make a Your mom is so stupid! I'm going to make a 1 tbs of butter 1 tbs of flour 1 tbs of baking powder 1 tbs of baking soda 1 tbs of baking soda 1 tbs of baking soda

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I'm not playing. I'm not playing. I'm not playing. I'm not playing. I'm not playing. Lee. Fuck! Fuck! Okay. Ok. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon.

I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. I'm going to eat it with a spoon. Yes. Gulland Kjell skrattar på. Jesus. Kus. I'm going to go ahead and do that. Hey guys, what's up? Welcome back to my channel. My name is Renee. If you're new, hi. Welcome to our channel. Sit back, enjoy, relax. This is going to be a very calming video. A lot of you guys actually ask me how I stay very calm. I have a very calming demeanor. I'm very relaxed Whatever. I don't even know So I decided to kind of like reflect a little bit on myself and find out Hey, this is Leo for actualized.org

And in this video what I want to talk about is how you create every single one of your emotions It's fucking stupid Hello? Bye bye. Hello, among us. Patty cake with Schlatt very intensely. There's no sleep deprived fanfiction. Damn, really? Yeah, well we should make one then. I just got from Karelia Russia these huge, four of them, huge blocks of shungite. Today I wanted to show how effective it is against the EMFs, because I have this cool new EMF meter.

So I got the shungite, the EMF meter, and I want to show you what it does to mute the EMFs that come off of a Wi-Fi router. Bullets in. Bullets in. Really? Oh my god. Take a little shingles. Oh my. The hand's not in it because I got me a little bit. What the fuck? I'm gonna share this on Facebook. Ok. 1.5cm x 2.5cm There. Ok. 1.5 kg kvm kvm All right. Fakt. Nå, vi tar en tål på. I'm sorry if I'm not able to show you the video. 1.5tbsp soy sauce 1tbsp mirin 1tbsp mirin 1tbsp mirin

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Fuck. I'm going to eat'm not able to show you the video. I'm going to call a panda. Mom, can you grab my phone? I need to call a panda. Yeah. Thanks. Hey dude, what's up? You there? Huh? What's up, man? When did you get a phone?

What? I've had this number for years, dude. Nuh-uh. Who are you? Wait, who is this? It's Ast years, dude. Nuh-uh. Who are you? Wait, who is this? It's Astro, dude. What's up? The Astro I know doesn't have a phone.

I've had this phone for like three years. Anyway, we got pizza. Do you want to come over? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we got like two slices left. You better hurry. Wait, wait, wait. I'm taking a fat dump. Okay. So, don't rush me. Really? No, I'd prefer if you didn't rush me. I'm taking a fat dump Okay I prefer No I prefer if you didn't rush me

Because I I'm very timid when I go to the bathroom You tell me you still have that poop problem from high school It wasn't the poop problem It was the pee problem But now I think I developed the poop problem From moments like these Okay fine Kind of embarrassing dude Just hurry up with it But now I think I developed a poop problem for moments like these. Okay, fine.

I mean, look, kind of embarrassing, dude, but just hurry up with it. I could send you a picture of the result. I don't want to see that. I'm just going to be honest. I just don't want to see that. Think about it like this. It's a giant log. It looks like a snake.

I'm not going to think about that at all because that's disgusting and I'm hanging up. You know what? Actually, I'm going to call it Mika all. Because that's disgusting and I'm hanging up. You know what, actually? I'm gonna call up Mika because he would at least respect me. I think Mika would also like to see it. I don't think Mika wants to see your dookie. No, it's impressive. Like, normally you'd be like, oh, that's just... I'm hanging up.

I'm hanging up. That's just... Hey, Mika, what's up dude Hello Oh sorry did I wake you up Uh yeah what's up I just um Sorry I don't mean to be awkward about this

We have pizza over and I just I figured I'd invite you Oh thanks yeah I'll be there too Okay yeah we got two slices Oh actually We have one slice left But we have one slice Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'll be there too. Okay. Yeah, we got two slices. Oh, actually. We have one slice left. But we have one slice.

Oh, that's okay. Do you have Hawaiian? No. We're just saying they didn't have any cheese. So it's just bread and sauce. It's good sauce. Oh, that's okay. Thanks. I was going to invite Schlatt too, but he hasn't been picking up

oh yeah I don't know where he is yeah and then Penn was telling me this thing apparently he's got a poop problem did you hear about this ring ring Astro ring ring ring ring Astro ring ring hold on he's calling me on the other line okay hello have you heard of this meme called big chongus I have been laughing at it all day.

Can you stop calling me? No, no, no, no. And then there's this meme that's like... I already invited Mika over for pizza. It's like the baby. It's like, let's go. And I cannot stop laughing. I already invited him.

Just shut up. Look. I'm sick of you talking about poop. Talking about Big Chungus. No, no, no. This one's the baby. I have a new best friend and it's mika and he treats me right okay i'm hanging up i'm gonna show you this meme on my phone i'm

hanging you Bye.