Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #26

Episode Date: May 9, 2021

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hey everybody welcome back to episode 26 of the surprise podcast me trying not to look at sycuno's bulge oh it's so big oh my god oh wow that is uh anyways uh how are you guys doing on this episode we doing good all right um glad glad we got that out of the way i actually wanted to address something okay it's been freaking me out since we started the podcast schlatt i've never seen you taking your hat off and i'm starting to think that you're bald you think i'm bald i think that you're hiding something bald okay i mean you you've seen me with the head on though right so you see the hair on the sides of my head i think that once you take the hat off the hair ends you think i don't have any hair beyond the sides of my head

i think you got a george costanza going on you think i got a george costanza going on i'll let you know something buddy i do not have a george costanza going on i have taken off my hat and i will do it again just to show you exactly what's going on really i want to see pics i want to see pics because i don't believe you all right and if anything i think it's kind of bald-a-phobic of you to be so offended i'm not offended i'm just saying i'm just saying that that okay i'm not bald i mean why all right where does your skull end and where does the hat begin they are one in the same no wait you can take the hat off is the hat melded to your body no no the head is not melded to my body. Whatever the fuck that word you just said means. It's melded to his body.

It's melded is not a word, first of all. Well, I made it up. We just made it a word. Second of all, no, my hat is not melded to my body. Deal with it. It's melded. Look, I'm not bald. I'm not bald.

Maybe you should talk to a panda about this. A panda? What? Well. What? Well What? You didn't know he was bald? Wait a panda's bald? Also motherfucker

Melded is a word asshole I just looked it up on google Past tense of meld Melded to blend or combine Nobody cares about me being bald A thing formed by merging or blending melded the last time someone says meld

was when they were fucking churning butter by hand the peak of popularity of meld is 2019 of 2019 that's the peak of popularity of the world look Panda I'm I need to get my anger out I have a razor right here I'm making you bald he is bald already

he's already bald yes he is oh my god all right one of you slap my head right now i'll do it okay this is gonna be cool i was expecting the taco bell gong sound effect. But I mean, hey, that'll do it. Okay, so half of the members on the podcast are bald. Wait, what do you mean half? Is there another person here that's bald? You and a panda are bald. I'm not bald.

That's what I'm saying. Maybe we should all go bald. See, denying your baldness is a problem. I'm not denying my baldness. Many people have that problem. I talked to Joe Rogan about about this what did he say he said it's a big problem and that we need to address baldness didn't joe rogan get like a hair graft or was that elon musk that was elon musk elon musk was pulling a george costanza Yeah. Do you see that

picture of him with the maracas? Oh, I've never seen that one. Oh my God. Look at that hair. Yeah. Look at it. Look at that graft. Look at that beautiful graft. Wow. Yeah. What do they call that? It's the Bosley where they put the pubic hair on your head. That's what that looks like. I just thought of the funniest joke. So, you know how Joe Rogan's name is Joe, right? Yeah. I'm going to say Joe Mama. Okay, now imagine if they said Joe Mama Experience.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You can't write this shit, dude. Oh, yeah. You think anyone's ever said Joe Mama to Joe Rogan? I mean, honestly. No, I don't think that's probably ever happened. I'm sure one person has. Whoever said it isn't alive anymore.

Yeah. They got eaten to death by an angry chimp. That's the chimp bell. Tommy Innet was supposed to be on the podcast this week, guys. He was. But he didn't show up. God. Why is he British?

I don't know why he's British. And you know what? You'll never be able to ask him that question usually when you know you ask people to collab and they'll either say yes or no and then make an excuse you know they'll be like oh no my father died or something i can't make it to the pod to the podcaster i can't make it to the pod, to the podcaster. I can't make it to your recording, you know, but Tommy,

how insensitive? No, it's rude. He just straight up said, no, I said, Hey, do you want to come on the sleep deprived podcast?

And he said, nah. And, oh, he said, nah, N A H. Yeah.

He said, nah, that's even worse than a no. That's all he said. That is worse than a no. Are you watching fucking Gary V? Gary's like, here's the thing. You have to be able to learn

how to just say no to somebody. With no reason. Sounds like Ben Shapiro on The Joker had an offspring. Am I right on that? Because I don't know who that is you're right up top up top i could uh i don't wipe my ass saying no i don't have time i don't have time to wipe my ass oh shout out here's what you need to do you need to go to iowa and start a peanut farm i think he has i think he said he has a good point I think we should start saying no more. We should practice. Mika, do you want to go

see the movie tonight with me? Which one? The Lego movie. That sounds pretty good. You're supposed to say no. You're supposed to say no. You're supposed to offer something I don't want to do.

Okay, Mika. Do you want to go on a cruise with me for four days? We get free food, free sleep, great service. What do you say? Yes. You're supposed to say no. Well, make it

make sense, dude. I hate this podcast. I'm going to start my own podcast with Tommy this podcast. No. I'm gonna start my own podcast with Tommy. No. No. Okay, I have one for you guys. Okay.

Alright. Would you rather have 20 million dollars or would you rather not be able to eat Nutella for the rest of your life? No. No. rather not be able to eat nutella for the rest of your life no no no no no thanks guys thanks guys

tommy in it more like tommy not in it true what the hell is that what the fuck what sorry there's just something in my room i think it's a spider there's a piece of cauliflower on the screen get rid of that um it's feeling quite smoky in my room i think somebody's cooking something here's what i would have said in seventh grade here's what i would have said in seventh grade hey man you want to see my cock aka my clash of clans oh you want to see my cock base my coc sorry i zoned out and now i'm tuning back in and i don't understand what's going on i have a rushed cock or at least i used to okay you have a rush cock not not anymore i've uh i fine-tuned everything on it oh okay all right yeah i i had a really weak cock before i'm not gonna lie every time

i'd get the notification that someone was in my cock, then I'd get... I'd just be like, oh, well, there goes all my gold. I used to have... I used to have a cock clan. You used to have a cock clan? People used to send me their cocks. Really? I don't know why.

Yeah, they just sent me all the time. I didn't want to see it. Who wants to join my cock clan? Do you guys want to join my cock clan? No. Why? Because I'm already in one. Which one?

Oh, really? Yeah. I mean... Dude, our cocks are probably way better than theirs. Hey, man. No, we perfected our cocks. You've been jelkin'. What is that supposed to mean?

I'm pretty sure we've talked about jelking like four times in the podcast. We're talking about Clash of Clans. It has nothing to do with jelking. The Greeks used to jelk. It's a Clash of Clans strategy. What do you mean? No, it's not.

You don't jelk in cock. You don't jelk in Clash of Clans. No, you don't. You jel? No, it's not. You don't jelk in Clash of Clans. You don't jelk in Clash of Clans. No, you don't. You jelk. Yeah, you do. You don't jelk. It's when you build your- What strategy is that called?

You stroke the building and they get bigger. No. It's when the barbarians and the archer queens start fucking. No, this is not fucking true. I'm telling you, jelking is not a strategy. You just don't understand. It's an advanced tactic. Jelking is an advanced tactic.

You obviously have never watched Nick at Night, okay? Look, I have edged in Clash of Clans many a time, and it's a good strat. No, you don't watch Nick at Night. You don't watch Malt. Wait, is his name Nick at Night? Who are all these people? What are you talking about? Nick at Night, aka Teach Boom Beach.

Schlatt, wake up. Schlatt, wake up. What? You're in a dream, Schlatt. Wake up. What's wrong with me? Wake up. Boom Beach. Slat, wake up. What? Wake up. What? You're in a dream, Slat. Wake up. What's wrong with me? Wake up. Boom Beach.

What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? You wanted to. You wanted to. I don't think. Don't think you trust. In.

In. In the past life we lived when I was 18 legend of the penis Schlatt I am sorry to tell you but you're dead what? this has all been a dream you're dead we're not real

okay yeah yeah could I do this if I were real whoa put your little thing away buddy whoa sorry could i do this clash of clans account well i mean now that you know it's the afterlife what's the first thing that you want to do i want to ask our lovely fans for questions for the sleep deprived podcast that's what i want to do that's the first thing you want to do we asked on twitter we are now accepting questions for this episode of the sleep deprived podcast ask us anything uh and now the first question we got

was ass or tits ass or tits ass ass i think if those are the only two options hypothetically theoretically I'd have to go with ass are you a personality person? yes but I'd go with ass in this example if those are the only two options I would go with ass look at me I like people for their character

I like people for their character oh my god wow you better be an ass man No I like tits Oh my god What the hell man Mommy milkers

Yeah that's what I like Wow you're a freak Here's the thing I got an ass I can just look at mine If I really want to Okay Why don't you show us what you got packed What I can't do is look at my big tits

You could grow some That would take a while And a lot of fertilizer I think from an evolutionary perspective When we When we were more of our primate side We'd be Running on all fours looking at booty. So it's in us.

It's instinctually in us to be like, booty. I also had an idea. What if we rename the podcast to Sleep Deprived Penis? Shut the fuck up. Oh, God. shut the fuck up shut the fuck up oh god can we bring back the bit where I just tie you to railroad tracks and direct a train to run over you it could be the trolley problem

okay if it's a choice between you or not you I'm choosing you wow holy shit that's your broken penis sorry sorry You or not you. I'm choosing you. Wow. Holy shit. Bet you a broken penis. Sorry. Sorry. I just had to. I'm unpredictable.

Okay. We have a question. How the boys doing? Just wanted to check up on the sleep deprived boys from Apple 8. Awful. Terrible. Yeah. Pretty awfully.

Thanks for asking though. Are you guys smart fellas or fart smell us? Oh man I like that one. That is disgusting. That that's good though you gotta admit it's good that i'm a wiffer i'm a smart fella we have i'm a smart fella you smell farts all day long no i don't i don't smell any farts that's not true uh i was gonna say we have a bunch of questions asking about the last episode but i mean mean, this is a pretty easy answer.

Just I maybe check your audio output. Yeah, a lot of people are having difficulties. They couldn't hear the last episode for some reason. Yeah, and we like got really into the weeds about why Schlatt hates Discord. Astro gave out his credit card number. I'm just not afraid to talk about things that are controversial you know and you know what we need more people like that because nobody like that exists anymore

thank you yeah I'm a fart smeller to answer the question when is young thug coming back oh sorry go ahead this is the second time no no no no no no no no you know what this is no no no no no no no no no this is the second no no no no that i have what's your favorite ice cream style or flavor i like straw you i like neapolitan i don't like neapolitan because i don't like all the flavors in it. Do you like mango-flavored ice cream? No, I just like strawberry. Well, you're dead to me. Okay.

I mean, I died on the podcast already. Oh, yeah. That's why he's the skeleton. That's why you're a skeleton, huh? Mika, why is your eye covered up with the black? Are you sloshed, bro? Yeah. Mika, why are your eyes covered?

Oh, right. Okay, so when I was channeling Yoda and he was giving me the universe's knowledge, he showed it to me. But I saw some things and it was too much so i had to gouge my own eyes out wait did you see me shoving that thing up my uh i saw everything so i uh had to gouge my eyes out i think you're lying. I think we both know why you don't show your eyes. It's because you have a Mangekyo sharing gun, and you know if you show people

that, you'll control them. I mean, I mean, listen, I have a Rinnegan, and I have it proudly. No way, dude. I got Byakugan. Well, yeah, I was gonna say, I've got the Byakugan. I've got the fucking By gun well yeah i was gonna say i've got the byaku gun i've got the fucking byaku gun battle brawler bitch well i got drago i might have had mangekyo

in the eyes but it's over now because i'm blind what is mangekyo mangekyo in the eyes only see blood when a ninja cries I'm gonna have a son I'm gonna call him Baruto that is so fucking stupid like that's such a stupid fucking name you have your like it's not even like

a junior it's like it's literally a rip off of his name it's so uncreative I know Hinata did not think of that, because she's way smarter than that. Fucking Baruto, bro. That's literally such a Naruto thing he would do. He's such an idiot. Hate that guy. You're such a loser.

I would be mean to him. Who are your favorite early 2010 YouTubers? And how do you think they influenced who you are today? I was a pretty big fan of Mr. Higa. Ooh. Mr. Higa. What? Do you want me to say the other part? No.

I'm not. No. No. That's not a bit either i his videos are really mr higa what do you want to bro i mean all right i liked senor Higa Mr. Higa Why is the panda suspended from Twitter? Yeah you got suspended

I did get suspended And uh And yeah What did you say to get suspended did you say Mr. Higa the wrong way I said Ryan Higa I love your videos and that got me

suspended because Twitter Twitter hates me I don't think that's what you did Twitter hates me. I don't think that's what you did. Twitter hates me. They hate me. What did you do for real, Upanda? Go on, tell us.

Go on. I... I need you to tell me what you did! Oh, I just said it! Say it again okay oh we're cutting that out for sure yeah I uh

can't kinda can't believe you had the gall to say that here a panda well that was kinda messed up billion lines versus all Pokemon. Okay, I actually have strong opinions on this. You do? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. One billion lions versus every Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon, easily. It would be a billion lions, and it would not even be a question. It's the Pokemon. Go ahead, Astro. Lay out your case.

It makes no sense. can't even like kill a gazelle half the time you think that they would be able to kill a pokemon a billion of them though there are seven billion people on earth a billion and i can drive through oklahoma i see nobody if you put them in all in one area, they could just fly above them. Pokemon have wings. Well, hold on. What? If this is...

So are the Pokemon all in the same area? Or do you just... First of all, how many Pokemon are there? Yeah. Like 800 Pokemon. 800 Pokemon around the world? Hold on. I will get one of each of them individually.

Are the lions split up around the world? Or is it just a billion of them in a very tight radius? Even if they're in one spot, the Pokemon would just fly above. They have wings. Is it one of each Pokemon? There are 932 Pokemon. One of each Pokemon. So 932, one of each Pokemon versus one billion lions.

Well, Arceus is a god, so he can basically just wipe them all out. Mew could do the same thing. Yeah. Not to mention they don't die. They don't die. My competitive Therothorn could get them all in one. What do you mean they don't die? They literally don't die.

Yeah. They regenerate. They just gain health. They go to the fucking stop and shop and then they're back. I could literally defeat a Mewtwo with like a literal rat with a Rattata.

That is no. Actually, you could. There's a way you can do that actually. I think you have a choice scar for some shit. You don't think a lion could beat a Pokemon? I don't think a lion could beat a Pokemon? I don't think a lion is smart enough to even conceive of the Pokemon. It's just going to look around and start shitting itself.

They don't have to. They can just look at the Pokemon and be like, I'm going to eat that. And there's one billion lions, okay? I will say, there is a strong case to be made about the HP Pokemon have. Don't they waste energy after each move they do there's but they gain it back they gain it back when they get healed are there healer pokemon yeah yeah you ever heard of chancy does the chancy heals does there's one chancy well there's oh yeah that's true so are there healing are there healing

pokemons that fly you could put the Chansey on the back of a Flying Pokemon Oh my god Time out, you can literally beat A billion lines with two Pokemon Thank god No, no, no

No, listen to me It just heals them You just get the Chansey On the back of a flying god Pokemon. Chansey's healing moves have PP, and there's no trainers giving them back their PP. You could get another healing one to go back and forth. Go back and forth. Infinite paradox. That's not how it works.

No, wait, wait. It is. What about the Geodudes that explode and kill themselves? They'd probably kill everything in its race. Yeah, they would suicide bomb all the lions. And what about the fire-type Pokemon that'll set all of them on fire? They're literally going to hurt themselves if they're all flying on top of, like, Salamence would drop electrodes from its suicide bomb into the lions.

There is one electrode. And second of all, second of all, give the lions jetpacks. I rest my my case you realize Pokemon can have sex and have babies so they could multiply Why can't you fuck away? Can't what are you smoking? Dino is gonna be having babies left and right they're gonna be dropping electrodes off that sound that's all That shit like Normandy They're gonna fucking storm the beaches of those lions. Geodude, geodude, geodude.

Fuck the lions. No, you're so wrong, dude. Geodude PSP. You're so wrong. What happens when you give the lions jetpacks? That doesn't make sense! That doesn't make any sense! And Pokemon do? Okay. You don't make any sense. You sound so dumb right now.

Listen to how dumb you sound. I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. You can't even put Chansey on a flying Pokemon in the game. How are you going to do it in real life? Oh, you think the game is the extent of the Pokemon lore? Fuck you, buddy. You've never seen a billion lions in one place.

How would that ever happen? They would just suffocate each other. They're stupid. How would they suffocate each other? Do you hear yourself? I have a cat. Have you ever seen a fucking cat? My cat pees on my rug.

You ever seen a fucking cat that gets wake up, my cat pees in my rug. My cat just like, You ever seen a fucking cat that gets distracted by like a spider on the wall? They're like, oh what's that? No, and they can't even kill the spider either. I'm suffocating my cat right now. I mean, I'm suffocating him right now. He's not even, he doesn't even care. Excuse me? Listen, just put the Chauncey on the back of a charmander

charmander doesn't fly charmander can fly he will evolve into charizard and then he will fly charmander does not fly but charizard flies no he will not because there's charizard oh my god i said charmander i listen, are they all evolved? Or do we have every single version? Every single one. So Charmander's on the back of Charizard. So you have Chauncey and Chauncey's little bitch before the evolution that could give him more PP as he's up in the air. Oh my god, you're level five Charmander.

Oh my god, your Voltorb did a suicide explosion and did five damage to my level 99 rat Pokemon. Five damage? That shit kills. That shit kills. Shut up. You're delusional, dude. For the motherland. What are you going to do against a literal god, Mika?

There's a Pokemon that is a literal god. It is a god. Its move has five PP and does like 20 damage. Get real. It can just end the universe with a snap of a finger. Yeah. Wait, it doesn't have fingers. It doesn't have fingers, but

it's the creator of the universe. It's the creator. Yeah. Okay, so if it ends the universe, then the Pokemon lose. No, it wouldn't. Wait, doesn't Dialga control time? It could selectively. You could go back in time. No, Dialga could, like, stop time for them and make every Pokemon kill them.

Like, and they're not even- the lions aren't moving by stopping time. Or is that Poke? I don't know. It's one of them. Straight up. How long does it take- And that's one Pokemon. Does the time thing last?

Probably forever. That thing's a fucking god. It's a god. It's one of the gods. It's a god. It's a god. It's a god. There's pokemon gods

i'm pretty sure a billion lions will lose to like a ratata alone i'll say i'll say no i'll say a small ant could beat all of them no i'm sorry but you guys don't know what you're talking about yeah well i think you're, I think you're pretty at a lion on this one, Mika. You know what? I like that Mika

is thinking for himself. I might disagree 100%, 200%, but you're not falling for peer pressure and I respect that I don't ow

you know what I respect Mika so much that I think the lions could do it thank you what the fuck thank you I think the lions could do it you can't flip flop after that you've never seen a billion of anything it's so many everyone loves an underdog it's so many. Everyone loves an underdog. It's so many. Charizard

runs out of PP. What's he gonna do? He can't fly no more. He comes back down and they pounce on him. He gets healed by the fucking Chauncey, dude. But it costs PP to heal. There's one Chauncey. But then the Blissey heals the Chauncey. Well, time out. There's one Blissey. Stop saying Chauncey. Well, time out.

The Chaungus heals the Chaungus heals the Chauncey and then Blissey. Stop saying Chauncey. Well, time out. The Chaungus heals the... Chaungus heals the Chauncey, and then Blissey heals the Chaungus, and then look at that. That can't make sense, because there's always... If you have to repair the Charizard, then you're running out of energy

once per cycle. Look, they can just go to sleep, and they wake up, they got more pee-pee. Charizard can't sleep when he's trying to fly above him. Chauncey can. Chauncey can fucking sleep.

Right time now, Chauncey can sleep on top of Charizard. Chauncey can sleep. Stop saying Chauncey. Stop saying Chauncey. Chauncey and Chauncey can sleep on top of Charizard. That's all I'm saying. That's easy. And he wins.

Then the Pokemon win. No, the Pokemon do win. Okay, thank God. We got him. You can beat a billion lions with one Charizard, one Chauncey. Then he wins. Then the Pokemon win. No, the Pokemon do win. Okay, thank God. We got him. You can beat a billion lions with one Charizard, one Chungus. No, you can't.

Because the Charizard... No, you cannot. Because the Charizard has to go on the ground eventually to eat. And what happens when it goes on the ground and it's dead tired from flying for 30 hours? Charizard can fly into the atmosphere. You ever seen the anime? He could go out there and just float.

Just float with Chauncey up there. I wonder how much oxygen is up there for Chauncey and all of your other dumb healing Pokemon. You need four. You need the god Pokemon to stop time so Charizard can sleep. Yes, exactly. So they take breaks and then Chauncey and Charizard, they sleep during, exactly. So they take breaks,

and then Chauncey and Charizard, they sleep during the night, and then they come back in the day, and they get back at it. The lion would just literally eat the god Pokemon. The lions would run out of things to eat. They'd start eating each other. No, they wouldn't.

They'd eat each other regardless. A billion lions can't snack on a thousand Pokemon. Yeah. They'd have to eat each other regardless. No matter what, the lions are losing. Yeah. That sounds like defeat. It's not, because you can't even comprehend how much a billion is, so I rest my case.

I have a billion bitches. Really? Yeah. Up top. Guys, what's the best oatmeal flavor? Brown sugar cinnamon. Next question. Apple cinnamon.

Apple cinnamon. Apple cinnamon oatmeal. Brown sugar's good, too. Yeah, that's the best oatmeal flavor? Brown sugar cinnamon. Next question. Apple cinnamon. Apple cinnamon. Apple cinnamon oatmeal. Brown sugar is good too. Yeah, that's true. I think one pack of oatmeal could beat a billion lines. Yeah. No, I think you're right. Oh, you're actually so wrong.

It hurts. Mika. I just, yeah. Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games oh my god this is so reddit okay eat pizza i hate my sister would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games unlimited games but no games you want to host some award or something what is this

I could have unlimited games but no games no no would you rather have unlimited bacon really hot girlfriend really hot babe but no bacon or lots of video games no hot babe

no no no you guys are reading the question you guys are reading the question Or play lots of video games. No hot babe. No, no, no. You guys are reading the question. You guys are reading the question. No hot babe. Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games? Or would you rather have games, unlimited games. Would you rather have hot babe give you bacon? No.

Or no video games. Would you rather the Hot Babe give you bacon? No. Or a new video game? Would you rather the Narwhal bacon or a new midnight? Or a new M&M album? So what's it going to be, Mika? What's the verdict? Here's the thing. You said a jackdaw is a crow what i'm sorry i think i'm having an aneurysm can you explain the question to me would you rather have

unlimited bacon with video game eminem or would you rather have unlimited games but no games? Uh, I'll take the the bacon narwhals at bacon. Oh my god, the narwhals. He's taking the fucking narwhal bacons at midnight. You know what, I'm gonna upvote that. I have narwhal reader on mobile for Reddit.

Hello, fellow narwhals. Sleep deprived gang, I must know what your favorite album of the 2010s is. Death Grips. Astro be like, 100 gecks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a little piss baby. This is music.

It is music. It's fire. It's fucking good. It's good. Let's go, Astro. It's fucking high five. 100 gecks is pretty fire. It's good. Let's go, Astro. It's fucking high five. 100 Gex is pretty fire. Yeah, Schlecht's just a crazy man.

No, I don't fucking like that. I don't even consider that art. What do you listen to? Fucking... Coldplay. Yeah, you probably listen to Coldplay. I don't listen to Coldplay. Kings of Leon.

No, no. No, I don't listen to Coldplay. Green Day! Stop it. I don't listen to Coldplay. What do you Stop it. I don't listen to Coldplay. What do you listen to? You're really going to make me bust out my playlists? What was your favorite album of the 2010s?

You didn't say yours. Oh, the 2010s? Yeah. Oh, man. The Energy Never Dies by the Black Eyed Peas. Oh, my God. What happened to them? They got Shakira.

They're back. Wait, really? Bullshit. I'm not, I'm not bullshitting you. They dropped Fergie and got Shakira. She's in the band.

She's in the band now. Yeah. You know, it's pretty crazy. I was talking about Shakira just today. Wow. Y'all like cake? Yeah.

I don't like cake. What? Why don't you like cake? Whenever there's a birthday, I just eat the ice cream. Reluctantly crouched at the starting line. Why don't you like cake? I just don't like it. It just doesn't taste good to me I don't know

How many cakes have you had? I've had probably 10 Oh okay Because some cakes taste absolutely disgusting Exactly Like not every vanilla cake is the same You gotta get an ice cream cake With two different flavors

And then there's the crunchies in the middle, like the crushed... Ah, the Crunchies! I need just those! The Crunchies, holy shit. Yeah, man, Crunchies. Fucking love Crunchies. Yeah, cake is good. Shut up, dude.

What? Shut up. Xbox 360 or PS3? What are we doing? no hell no xbox ps3 we talked about this ps3 dude xbox man i was an s3 i i listen go go green baby go green also the controllers aren't as comfortable as an xbox 360 that is like the best controller ever conceived oh no it's so good the PlayStation I don't get why the thumbsticks are both in the middle it's uncomfortable I got big hands honestly the best one is the switch pro controller you guys felt yes that is really good that is a very comfortable it's not

$70 right isn't it $70 it It's $70. It's worth it. I've never felt that controller. You should feel it. I have felt it. I have one right next to me. I'm feeling mine right now. Asterisk touches you. I mean, touches controller.

Oh. Okay. Didn't know we were going to go there this evening. Asterisk touches controller asterisk. I'm feeling mine right now and it feels really good. Wait, are you roleplaying? Why are we roleplaying, Mika? Asterisk touches controller asterisk. Are you saying my name or are you...

I don't know. Asterisk winks. Oh, this is a great controller. I really like this one. Asterisk nuzzles up against your bulge. Oh, I'm here to fix a sink. Colon three. Oo-woo. Nuzzles you.

Pounces on your bulge. I don't want to do this. Can we get some Eric Andre claps in here? We just need them right now. That's the end of the podcast everybody wait now right now yeah what well i was just thinking you know a lot of people had issues last episode they couldn't hear the audio i think maybe you could re-explain why you didn't like discord oh oh well no we'll save that for another time i think we'll save it another time i think we i think we've ran out for this one maybe we'll uh maybe we'll do it next time okay or something all right um baba

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