Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #27 ft. Matt Watson

Episode Date: May 30, 2021

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all right my audios it's recording i'll be right back oh fuck oh shit start it start the recording go right now hey what's going on everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 27 how we doing how we doing everybody yeah we're back again we're back with a panda my favorite guy on the podcast and we're here with the fuck with astrosis my least favorite guy on the podcast yeah well the feeling is me and mika sakus my favorite big little goose oh thank you yeah yeah thank you yeah no problem no problem thank you we've also got matt watson on the podcast matt watson of super mega matt what's up that's what the mat is

that's what the point of the point is let's hear it matt give it up for matt watson shout out to matt shout out matt and here we go matt all right give it up for matt watson everybody matt watson guys super mega and here's matt here he is and matt i've never watched a single super mega video in my life i have no idea what he does but he just keeps showing up you just keep showing up matt and that's why we love you i love that you're here right now i used to watch him in the uh the syndigo days and then when he started super mega with Ryan I was like there and

it was really good this isn't sarcasm it was really good you should make a video about Matt called dear Matt okay and then the whole video is just you talking about why you love him so much

and maybe i will do that what about it maybe you should you ever think about doing it you ever think about doing it with matt watson hey i mean when he's got that blonde hair yeah him with the blonde hairs is is just such a fuckable look. Yeah, I would have sex with Matt Watson. He's got such a cum face. I'm going to give it up for Matt Watson. Matt Watson, are we starting? Okay.

Hey. What's up, Matt? He's got such a little cum face. I would fuck that guy. White chompers, blonde hair. It's a little bit of a cum face. After I bleached my hair, yeah. A little bit of a cum face. I would fuck that guy. White chompers, blonde hair. It's a little bit of a cum face. After I bleached my hair, yeah. A little bit of a cum face.

Well, it was a little bit of a cum face and then I bleached my hair. You get some cum on that face? Pierce my ear. It's more of a cum face. Yeah. What do you know about cum? I know that cum is... There's two aspects to it. Matt Watson, everybody. Matt Watson.

Woo! Love that guy. Thanks. Matt Watson, everybody. Matt Watson. Love that guy, Matt Watson. Thanks for having me, guys. Yeah, no problem. That's why we love you. You guys are too sweet. You got such a little cum face. Might have to let you guys put a little cum on this face.

Wow. That is disgusting. It's not disgusting. It's something people have done since the very beginning of time. Matt Watson, everybody. Do you guys smell your code? Yeah, it's like chlorine. It smells good.

Matt, you were saying? Oh, I was just saying that semen, people think it's one thing, but it's not. So there's the liquid, and then there's the sperm, and there's the fluid from the calper's gland, and that's what contains the sperm. You are a freak. You're a freak. You're a freak. How do you know what that is?

How do you know what that is? What, you spend a lot of time around cock? Women cum. Women cum. Dude, women come semen too debatable i uh sperm i've read wikipedia okay when i was so when i was like uh like 12 uh with my ocd i was too scared to look at porn because it was gonna it would it would make me feel guilty uh but i was like man i just want to know how this stuff works. So I would spend like six hours on Wikipedia just like reading the full articles for like semen, vagina, breasts. So I learned a lot. Oh.

Did anybody have like a first coming experience? When I came for the first time, I was genuinely worried. I called my dad. No, I did the same thing with my mom. You told him? Yeah. I didn't tell him I was jacking off. I didn't either.

I was like, did something happen? Did something happen? I was jacking off. Dad, I was really sick. I knew this guy in high school and he was a weird dude because he was cool. He was my friend, but he had this weird thing about him where he would tell me about it for some reason, where he had this fetish that he would...

This was his routine. When he would jerk off, he would pull up two windows. He would pull up one, and it would just be a picture of Katy Perry or Scarlett Johansson, not nude or anything. And then the other window he'd put side by side was this scene from the George of the Jungle movie with Brendan Fraser, where he's, it's where he's like

having this kind of standoff with the tiger and he's going, or cheetah or whatever it was, he's going, ooh, ooh, ooh, like trying to calm it down. And that's what he would jerk off to. And he would take a banana peel and microwave it and jerk off with that no no his mom no yes he would and his mom would call uh she came in his room once and found the banana peel and she said what's this doing here and

instead of just being like oh yeah i was eating a banana he was like i masturbated with it and like just confessed that to his mom and i was like why didn't you just say you were fucking eating a banana? And she found his he had like a dream journal that he wrote a lot of intimate stuff in. And he wrote about his masturbation habits and his fetish for George of the Jungle. And his mom found it and read it and confronted him about it. So. Matt Watson. Yeah. Everybody. Whoa. Can we get the guy on the podcast? Matt, what's new in your world?

I don't care. Not much, man. Ouch. Hey, I love that album. Hey, great album by Matt Watson. Matt Watson, everybody. Yeah! Yeah, Matt! Hey, yo, Astro man hey yo astro astro hey what's up hey dude you were one of the first youtubers that i uh interacted with when i when i first started out you too actually remember like back when like super i got like 2 000 subs we were talking yeah

yeah you asked me to come on the podcast and now it's five years later and i haven't been on the podcast well you're still pissed you were one of the first people i asked and and i'll be honest i was i was really nervous uh for you to come on the podcast so i asked you um but also the thing was we did not know how to do guests over like the internet yet so we we to this day i think we've only done one podcast with someone over discord the rest has been in person uh who was the lucky person because i'm because i'm gonna kill him i'm gonna murder them i mean you could honestly ryan ryan and i need to do more more episodes with guests uh that are that are just not in person but we like to do

it in person because it's fun to sit down and you know uh sit sit with some dudes irl uh talk about come talk about come yeah essentially that's what we do you guys are one of the only youtubers that i bought a shirt from yeah i bought the the super mega supreme shirt and i still wear it that is that's old school man that is you know what i really like that shirt uh but they printed it the logo too big on the shirt i wanted to be smaller but also you know what a lot of we okay we did that before a lot of other youtubers did the whole supreme trend i just want to be a hipster and point that out and ours made sense because Super Mega looks like the word Supreme a little bit. It does.

I-dubs, no shade, but. Whoa. Is this real beef with I-dubs? No, I love this. Put that in the title. Don't do that. You can throw him under the bus here. This is a safe place.

Ian's a sweet man. Ian's a very sweet guy. There are going to be so many Twitter threads, Matt. No, there there's how can ian be a sweet guy when he said that word that is a good point uh aside um i don't want to dig myself into a hole here because the internet takes apart every single thing you say so i'm just going to go back to talking about cum there's a lot of people with osteoporosis that could be offended right i put the uh i put the i do the two monitor method when i'm jerking it too really i'll have a i'll have a hot girl on the right uh and on the left i won't have george

of the jungle george lopez i'll actually hit i was actually gonna say george George Lopez and that Angie Milf. Angie Milf. That Angie. And then sometimes I'd be jerking it to Benny. In the Jets? No. Benny and the Jets.

The gilf in George Lopez. You know that one? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. in George Lopez. You know that one? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Benny and Lopez.

Benny Lopez is such a cum face. I remember I have a very strong memory of my dad driving my cousin home. My cousin, who's my age, he slept over my house. And and then my dad's like i'm gonna take you home now and uh we were in the in the back of my of our old you sound so nervous telling the story what's no there's nothing okay yeah no i'm fine and we're sitting in the back of the volvo and lowrider came on and my cousin and i just did this whole like thing where we were just like uh like pretending to jerk off to the beat of the cowbell. And every time I hear that song, I still think of it. If I had my drums playing behind me.

You're pretending to jerk off. Yeah, what do you mean pretending? To the beat of the song. Yeah, dude. You were in the back. That's a real thing no if you go on pornhub fake you search up air jerking to to the air no penis was exposed except my dad but he was in the front seat so i couldn't even see it there's a genre where you jerk off to the beat

of a song and it's like guitar hero yeah i've done it uh what you've done it i i i had it dude high school was a porn hero high school was a crazy time for me let me see porn hero uh different different masturbatory uh moves you have to do no it's like it's like a rhythm thing like hold it at the top yeah it's like a bop it get ready i search porn hero are you watching one right now let's all watch one together see if we can beat each other that's kind of messed up cock hero it's a good one

it's fun you know oh they got their own website oh edge hero that one's good too ed sheeran ed sheeran everybody fuck you ed sheeran dude when I went to Thailand Ed Sheeran Ed Sheeran everybody Ed Sheeran fuck you Ed Sheeran

when I went to Thailand I was excited because I was like oh man I'm going to hear I can't wait to hear what the music is like in Thailand every fucking all it is is Ed Sheeran in Thailand every fucking radio every car every store just fucking plays Ed Sheeran

and I went to a like this outdoor little food festival and i was like oh there's live music that'll be cool here's some thai music no it's just two dudes on acoustic guitars covering ed sheeran are you a fan of ed sheeran uh well i found out we have the same tattoo and that really upset me a 7-eleven tattoo well what's i have the three-eyed fish blinky from the Simpsons on my arm on my forearm and I think he copied you he copied you I think he copied me man why am I getting an adjustable prostate your spots oh it does it does. It does.

I know exactly what you're talking about, dude. That thing hits the spot. Hold on. Gay Cock Hero, episode two. Is there an Ed Sheeran Cock Hero themed episode? Yeah, man. It's, uh... Because I would watch that. What's an Ed Sheeran song?

Uh, divided. Multiplied. Uh, the That's because I would watch that. What's an Ed Sheeran song? Divided. Multiplied. The 1, 2, 3. I know my ABCs. I'm in love with the shape of you. I hate that song. You can beat it. They need to make a...

Man. You know, so like the PC version of Guitar Hero, you can put your own songs in and map out your own songs in and like map out your own notes we need they need to make a game that's that's like millions of porn videos and they upload them and like you can figure out the bpm of the of the porn you're watching and you can put your own songs in and download custom like uh beating off uh things so you can just be like oh today i want to do ed sheeran's i'm in love with the shape of you it's gonna throw you some random videos every time so it just finds the porn videos that have

the bpm of that song and it'll rant it'll randomize them and mix and match them and you can just be like all right here we go ed sheeran that's not a bad idea right that's actually it's not you should go straight to google with this one. You think so? I think so. I'm taking it to Mr. Zuckerberg, dude. I'm gonna say, Mark, I got an idea that's gonna make you a little bit more human to the masses. You gotta show them you jerk off. Oh, okay.

Do you think Mark jerks off? I'm gonna beat the meats? Yeah, dude. Really? We've got some sweet baby race. We're in the backyard. Sweet baby race? I'm beating my meat with some sweet baby race i don't know if he needs to sweet baby race of beating my meat with the sweet baby race that's probably not bad new face filters on instagram today good job team this one's my favorite so far he's not a real person just did you see the picture of him surfing? His ass is huge. Yes, dude. He's got the fuck, he has like two bottles of sunscreen on his face.

Yeah, it's literally, if you put an eyedropper tool over that in Photoshop, it'd be pure white. Yeah, man. It's like, listen, I get wearing sunscreen. Like, it makes sense. But that is just so fucking much sunscreen like it looks like he's doing like uh some kind of like uh what is it like geisha like some like geisha makeup yeah but his ass is fat like it's so big yeah oh yeah wait man like it's unfair hold on i haven't seen this photo what do i post it right now i'll post it for you you don't get to be as successful as Mark Zuckerberg without having that.

Oh, my God. Yeah, they have it up on Cock Hero. He's doing a white face. Yeah, that's white face, man. I'm a little bit offended by that. That's racist. It looks like he's wearing... You know the mask for the theater troops where it's the smiling and the crying one?

It's like that's his face. Oh, like the freaking the hacker hacker masks he's got a face he kind of looks like uh that is that is a cum face right there it's a cum face seen one that's true that's a cum face what does he hold is he holding like an oculus rift controller in his hand that's to control the surfboard that's a gun that's it's not even surfing for real oh my god oh he's not even certified it's a motor, my God. Oh, he's not even surfing. It's a motorized surfboard that he can tell how fast to go. That's bullshit, man.

Wow. He looks terrified in that picture. Like, he's, like, speeding away from whoever's taking his picture. He's like, oh, no, they see me in white face. Yeah, we'll make this the thumbnail. Photoshop all of us on the board with him hanging tense. Oh, that's a good idea. Whoa, cowabunga.

That's pretty sweet, man. He was in Hawaii for that, right? This was on Mars, actually. Didn't Mark Zuckerberg... Wait, didn't he buy... So there was this rural village in Hawaii of native people. And didn't he buy so like like so there was like this rural village in hawaii of native people and didn't he like buy the land and kick them off so he could build like a mansion i've heard about that i'm hold on i'm pretty sure i feel like i heard about that too recently i think he kicked a bunch of like native hawaiians off their land to build like his seventh or eighth mansion

mark zuckerberg hawaii natives search is zuckerberg suing hawaiians okay in 2017 Mark Zuckerberg Hawaii natives Search Is Zuckerberg suing Hawaiians? Okay in 2017 Zuckerberg Filed lawsuits against native Hawaiians Who own nearly a dozen tiny parcels To force them to sell their land at auctions So he could enhance his privacy What a piece of shit

Whatever happened to the freedom of speech He can't what Mark Zuckerberg can't force natives off off his off his land you know who really owns land to begin with so right right point you know i'm gonna have to go against you guys here i'm gonna say this is pretty terrible okay uh i didn't know you guys had an sjw on the podcast uh Get the hell, get the hell, Mika, what the? What a liberal. Hey, Mika, the tampon store called, and they said that they were all out of tampons because someone named Mika bought them all for his big pussy.

That's not what I heard. I heard them call and say, hi, we're looking for Matt Watson. Oh, shit. Yeah, because I said, I'm going to be a nice gentleman and donate all these tampons to the biggest pussy in the world, Mika. So they needed some billing details.

So they were looking for me. Well, no, you're dumb. Hey man, keep going. I'll beat you in this roast battle. Alright, let's roast right now.

Okay, let's start a beat. Here we go. A beat? Okay. Okay. I'm warming up. I'm warming up. The beat has been playing for 30 seconds and there's no roasts. My boy, Mika. I'm just going to go experimental. Yeah. He doesn't wear sneakers. He walks around barefoot.

He doesn't wear sneakers? What? He doesn't wear sneakers? Is that real? Yeah. That is disgusting. You're a freak, Mika. I know.

He won. I won. Sorry. Matt Watson, everybody. I just ate my other ass, dude. I have a rebuttal. I'm just a blonde boy doing what blonde boys do. Dude, where the fuck did you hear that?

I heard it on YouTube five years ago. Oh my god, it's almost at 10 million views. That's the first video I'm in that will... No, I've been in market player videos that I'm more, but that's the first video of mine that almost at 10 million views that's the first video i'm in that will no i've been in market player videos that i'm more but that's the first video of mine that will have 10 million views it's a good one it's classy that's yeah it's very classic that was that was the most fun i've ever had making a video i think because that was uh when i first met ryan and daniel uh it was over like facebook because we met through a mutual friend uh and then

it was after my freshman year of college, and I just booked a ticket to LA to go hang out with them and make videos for a week. And then we made that. And then I extended my trip for three more weeks, and I just crashed on the couch. And then that's when we made Blonde Boys, and we all edited it. And then a month later, I was back at Chick-fil-A cleaning up the kids' room, and I got a call from Markiplier, and he's like, hey, how would you like to come work for me?

And I was like, why does he sound like Joe Mama? Dude, literally, have you ever heard Markiplier speak? Who's Markiplier? Hey, Matt. Hey. Hey. Hey. Did Markiplier start crying on the call?

Yeah, he had some tears and he said, I just want you to work for me. It's all bad. And I said, Mark, I will, okay? I will. And then I went to my boss at Trick Play and I said, Hey, suck my ass. I'm going to California to work for a Let's Player.

Did he suck your ass, though? Not then, but before I quit, it did happen. But yeah, and then I had to work like two more weeks there, even though I knew I was quitting. And that was great because I was like, man, I can just fuck around because they're not going to fire me, you know?

You said to your boss, every day is a Sunday where I'm going. Except remove the God from it because there's no God in California. Oh. True, because everyone there is a liberal. Oh. Dude, I think the California, being a Christian is illegal here, right?

Yeah. I think they tear your nuts off. Bro, I remember one time I tweeted, right? Yeah, I think they tear your nuts off. Bro, I remember one time I tweeted, I was like, holy shit, California just made Christmas illegal. And I got all these boomer replies from actual boomers that were like, I wouldn't be surprised, you know?

I wouldn't be shocked if they did that. Yeah, California's going to fucking... With Oakley's on? Yeah, dude, every single like republican boomer on on twitter it's always this like balding white man with oakley's on in his car in his in his car and it's either a straight on angle or like the camera's a little bit lower and um i actually have a folder on my phone, I'm not shitting you, where I go through and I save those

because if you go on Twitter and you go look at any e-girl or any girl that posts pornography and you go into the replies, you're going to see like 50 of them, of those guys. So what I like to do is click on one of their profiles and then just go down their profile and read their tweets.

And it's all tweets that like 19 year old like girls that are like top of things like, God, baby, ever had someone suck your nipples? And you just keep going. And I save their pictures all the time. And I actually give me a second to find it. But there's there's one that I'd like to read to you guys. That is legitimately you're're gonna think I'm making this up. You could throw all of these images

into a Python script and generate a boomerang. They all look the exact same. Hold on, give me a second. It's a little bit farther back. AI machine learning. No, they all... I'll send some of them in Discord so you guys can actually see uh i'm not

i'm not shitting you right now um wait boomers are real okay i found it found it okay um so it's like this like uh hold on i gotta airdrop these to my mac real quick so I can send all of these to you guys. Matt Watson, everybody. Now, I don't like you're making fun of me, bro. Yeah, what the heck, Astro? Wait, no, no. No, I was genuine. You said we're making fun of you.

We love you, man. We're clapping. Sorry, I'm just insecure. That's all. That's okay, Matthew. I relate. I think we're all a little bit insecure. Yeah. Except a panda.

Panda's very secure. Yeah. Hey, Matt. Is that true? One time on Twitter, you messaged me a heart emoji out of nowhere. Dude, don't fucking cancel me like that. Moist, cut that out. No, I think I remember that.

I appreciate it. Dude, I mean, I'm here for you, man. I'm here on your worst days to make you feel good. Thanks, man. You mean I'm the only person in this call that hasn't had a Twitter interaction with Matt Watson? We could change that right now. Okay.

What's your handle? Let me paste it in here. You can send me anything you want. At ProJared? You should make it really bad. ProJared? What the hell, Mika? You're ProJared? You should make it really bad. At ProJared? What the hell, Mika? Ooh.

You're ProJared? No. No, I'm AntiJared. I'm AntiJared. You had a crazy cock photo of you. He called me out in his fucking video. I saw that. I fucking saw that.

What? He called you out. I saw SuperMega in there, right? He said that I bullied him. And I'm like, okay, well, you sent your dick to people underage. Yeah, I think he deserves it. We should bully him right now. No, dude, here's the thing about ProJared.

People are like, oh, no, he's vindicated because the person that they said he sent dick pics to was mentally ill and not underage. And it's like, okay. And people are like, oh, he wasn't actually cheating on his wife, so he's all good. It's like, are you guys forgetting that he actually had an entire Tumblr called Sin Jared

just for fans to send him nudes and he would send them back? And his entire thing was, he was like, no, I'm trying to make a safe space for people to express their sexuality. For my fans that are about half my age to send me naked pictures i just want them to express themselves that's all it's like dude you're doing

something good man that sounds pretty culty okay it's like a jared leto on his okay what is it with jared's yeah man it's not a good name okay Okay, so I'm going to send you guys... Okay, so here's one picture. So I thought this... Oh, wait. Oh, it blocked... The bot blocked my message. It said, Someone in Sleep Deprived has requested that Discord block any messages

that our robot seems or deems to be explicit, so your message has not been sent. It's because there is a picture of a rest... Okay, okay, hold on. I turned it off. Send it again. The wumpuses are out of here. Alright, don't dox this dude's username, but I have a little bit of a story with it, okay? So,

this is one of my favorite ones. So, first, just read this. So, it's a woman. Oh, it did it again. It said, whoa there. Somebody else has it on. Guys, turn it off. Grumpus Wumpus is unhappy I have it off I don't have this feature on I don't know what you're talking about

Alright You know what I'm gonna make you The The king of this This group DM No That's a bad idea Matt just controls our sleep Deprived channel.

Every single episode. This could be good. If you guys are recording, I'll just shut it down. This could be good. Sorry, guys. I can't have any competition with my podcast. You guys have a guest on that I really wanted to have on, and I can't have that competition.

Go ahead and shut this Discord down. I'm not a guest. We had special guest Frank Javcy on. Dude. Seriously? Five years ago, we invited Frank, but it was really funny. We waited like an hour and then he never showed up.

And then in the morning, he was like, sorry, I was sleeping. Sorry, I was sleeping. I was up really late on ketamine making paperweight. I love Frank, dude. I was up really late on ketamine making vaporwave. I love Frank, dude. Frank was the first guest on our podcast on episode two. Really? I remember that.

Frank's awesome. Y'all, I love Frank. He's the first friend I made in L.A. outside of Markiplier because I was trapped in Markiplier's house, and I didn't know any other YouTubers. I was a fan of Frank, and Frank followed me back, and I was trapped in Markiplier's house, and I didn't know any other YouTubers. And I was a fan of Frank, and Frank followed me back. And I was like, and then we talked and went and hung out a little bit. All right, I'll just read this to you guys.

So a Twitter user named Katie said, retweet if you are over 30 years old and want to fuck me. And it's a picture of Katie laying on the couch with her hands covering her breasts and Trucker Jim That's his name. There's numbers, but I'm not going to dox him. He goes, Hello, I'm Jim. I would love to meet you and learn how to please you.

Make you happy and comfortable. Looking for a skater-friendly playmate to party with this afternoon holiday in 9321 055 and uh he puts the fucking address and i'm like okay what the fuck and i go to this guy's profile and i'm just scrolling down and then i just in the middle of all the replies to the naked girls i just find one my youngest son was murdered january 1st 2017 within six months my wife of 39 years went canatonic comatose the state granted us a divorce so that she would qualify for full benefits of the victims of violent crimes fund for

her care i miss my wife what and that's that's just in the middle of uh of uh i mean it just like goes straight back to like i would eat that pussy jesus christ and that's just fully out of the blue there i that's a that's oh my god but so this guy also in in one of his um in one of his tweets to one of these girls, he put his home phone number. So I gave it a call and he answered and I was like, hey, dude. And the weirdest thing was he was like, oh, hey, man, how's it going? And I was like, pretty good, man. Pretty good. How are you?

And we just had a fully regular like five minute conversation. He didn't even question who I was or what's up. He's like, yeah, man, you know, I just got me and Rick just drove from New Mexico with a U-Haul because we had to move some stuff from from from Annabelle's place. And I was like, yeah, man, that's awesome. He's like, yeah, well, I hope you're doing good. I was like, I am, man. I hope you're doing good. He's like, give me another call sometime. And I said, okay. And I hung up. And I don't know if like maybe he thought that I was someone that he knew and was just confusing me. But I had a nice conversation with him. Can we get him on the podcast? I can call him right now.

Yeah. Here's his number. Call him. Is that it? Yeah. You want me to call him real quick? Damn it. You banned that on his account? Yeah, it's right on his public page.

I'll give him a call real quick. Trucker Jim. Trucker Jim. Hey, Trucker Jim. All right, let's see. It could be a little late. It might be passing. What the fuck? did i type it wrong

dude i think his number is disconnected that's a number for corpus christi tetwick yeah no it doesn't work we said we were afraid of doxing him but i think we've given like reading his phone number out like three six one well then all right to be fair is it really doxing went on his public profile he puts his phone number he puts the address of the Holiday Inn in Oklahoma he's looking to have sex with somebody yet and then details about like his wife

dying and his son being murdered it's very sad I feel bad for him I'm heading over to that hotel right now I'm gonna look up this address real quick and see uh see what we got wait oh dude this looks like the most depressing uh this looks like somewhere where you would hang yourself honestly you know what if i lived there

and like that was my life and my wife and son were both dead I would be doing exactly what this guy's doing I mean why not like what do you what do you have to lose you know all you want is some pussy go for it silence is deafening you guys you guys Matt Watson everybody I found a Dairy Queen oh a Dairy Queen are we it's just the rest of the episode can we just like go through rural towns in oklahoma and see what yeah yeah sizes they have i just i i zoomed all the way out and placed the guy in south dakota and that's what i found dude that is so sad jim took that photo this is the day that's the day where it all happened. Dude, that is actually like... Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, look down. It's just a dude. That's Jim. That's Jim. That bridge looks like a bridge that if you were killed and someone wrapped your body in a tarp, this is the bridge it would go over. Yeah, Trucker Jim is actually an SCP horror

and he haunts this river. At least the guy's fingernails are clean. That is flip-flop. The amount of crows just flying around. Dude, dead body. That's a dead body. Yeah, it looks like a dead body, dude.

But then there's these weird Irish-looking hills on the other side of the river. This is a liminal space it's 100 all right now i've i've i've dropped my guy in in southeast north dakota uh and and i'm the roads need a little bit of a repaving i'll say um let's see lisbon i'm in i'm in lisbon north dakota i'm on wait a second i live there home of lisbon tea i'm on they invented it out there i got an ad that's well what what's your name i'm i do have an aunt named liz okay uh this is fucking so depressing dude

anywhere i drop this shit in north dakota it's just oh my god like 99 of the united states is depressing no i like that's the thing is like you think of the united states and you think of like new york and los angeles but then literally 99% of the country is this. Yeah. Wow. A lot of just open space, too, where nothing is built. All this free space, and Zuckerberg is annexing Hawaii. Why doesn't Zuckerberg build a fucking

mansion up in McGregor, North Dakota? Exactly. Beautiful place. He could probably buy all of North Dakota. He could buy all of North and South Dakota. Let's be real. That's a good question, though. How much is that?

How much is North Dakota worth? He can make it just Dakota. Okay. How much would it cost to buy all the land in North Dakota? Let's see. I'm on cool98.7fm.com. Bismarck Mandan's greatest hits. Okay, so there's 43.7 million acres of land in North Dakota, with 99.7% of that being

rural. The average value of each acre of land is $2,517. Holy shit, that's really low. Yeah, because why would you want to be there? We could buy an acre. Guys, we should all come together and buy like 100

acres of land in North Dakota and then just go there and set up a trailer and all do a podcast out of that trailer. We meet once every six months in that trailer, record a bunch of podcasts, and then just fly back home. Yeah, we'll get Trucker Jim up there.

We could create a home for Trucker Jim. Oh, Trucker Jim could fucking live there and maintain the grounds. Oh my god, it's perfect. Wyoming is the least valuable state. Okay, actually, an acre of land in Wyoming is average $1,500. And the entire state's value is 97 billion dollars

oh so zuckerberg could buy my wyoming but he could buy the entire state of wyoming yeah it's 97 billion he has over 100 billion he could buy wyoming and like set a bunch of animals free to graze in the lands and just graze like an army of animals. Think about it. North Dakota is $110 billion. And let me look up Zuckerberg's net worth real quick. Zuckerberg

net worth. If you go on YouTube and you search Zuckerberg and sort by newest, you'll just get a bunch of videos of like there's one, it's like two views of like a bald dude flipping off the camera. He's like, fuck you, Zuckerberg. And that's the whole video. All right.

Mark is 117 billion and North Dakota is 110 billion, which means Mark could buy North Dakota and then have $7 billion left over. That's insane. That's a lot of money. Mark F***berg. Got him him you did not just say that you should cut that out you should cut that out because if you keep that in censor it censor it yo he's five seven holy shit sure right there it's always the smallest men who feel like they need to accumulate wealth yeah i mean how tall is Elon Musk? Elon Musk is naughty.

I guarantee he's not six feet. If he's six feet, I'll suck a man's cock. He's six foot two. He's six foot two. No, he's not. Yeah. That's my height. I'm six two.

That's what happens when you watch Rick and Morty. Just grow a little bit. Just a little bit. Bill Gates. Poor Bill, man. He's getting divorced and shit. Yeah, but wasn't he kind of like scummy and pretty awful?

Bill Nye the Slice Guy. No. He only like monopolized the vaccines and all of computerized technology. Bill is a great billionaire. He's one of the best billionaires out there, man. You can't tell me that billionaires are all bad people. Billionaires are all bad people.

Joe Biden. Is Joe Biden a billionaire? Joe Biden. Hold on. Let the Matt Watson speak. Well, I was just going to say that, you know as as much as i love bill gates i think one of the the the coolest thing he did uh oh wait i'm looking this up right now this actually is not true maybe or maybe he's i just i just heard that you know bill gates he does a lot of

stuff with vaccines and this is not an anti-vaxxing at all but they test a lot of vaccines in places like india first yeah uh because they're like oh these people's lives don't matter as much so they'll like you know do that and then they'll be like well it's about 3 000 indians that are deformed now from it well maybe change the formula like how bill gates is hand kill now yeah damn it melinda holy shit Damn it, Melinda. Holy shit. Did you see that Jeffrey Epstein was giving him marriage advice? And he was advising Bill to divorce Melinda. And Melinda didn't like that and spoke to a lawyer about that.

Now that's public knowledge. Really? I mean, he's pretty much the entire reason that vaccines are not rolling out around the world. Epstein? Jeffrey Epstein? No, Bill Gates. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, but I mean, if there's profit to be made. But yeah, you can jump over a chair. So it's like... If there's profit to be made, man, there's profit to be made. And as much as I want these third world citizens to receive a vaccine, if there's profit to be made and shareholders are going to miss out on that, I would much rather make sure the shareholders are pleased. They'll get their vaccines eventually. The shareholders come first. I think that's the moral of the story here. See, we're joking, but that's actually 100% true.

And that's what really matters. And by the way, Sleep Deprived is going public starting tomorrow. So invest. Yeah. Let me get on that early. Let's do some insider trade we will sell you one stock for

two cents I'll buy if you guys have you know I bought Roblox stock the day it dropped and I lost money hi Jambo I know it's upsetting right hey

Jambo's protesting know, it's upsetting, right? Hey! Jambo's protesting billionaires right now. I was talking to my dad about... Jambo, you're going to have to be a little louder. Is his name Jimbo? No. Jambo. Jambo. That's cute.

His name's Trucker Jim. Your cat's really cute. I saw the pictures on Twitter. Thanks, man. I've been trying to adopt a kitten recently named Sprout, and she's this tiny little gray kitten. Oh, dude, I have a gray cat. You should adopt one.

I fostered kittens last year, and I had... Hey! Stop biting my webkins! This happened yesterday, too. He's biting him! No! He's biting your webkins dude smack him around a little bit i literally have uh i literally have a black lab webkin right here

no dude i wanted i wanted webkins so bad growing up but i was like my dad's gonna think i'm gay if i play with webkins that's so true i couldn't do it and my friend had a webkins he didn't want and i was like can i can i secretly have it and gave it to me and i remember i waited until my dad wasn't home to go like register it online and then i hid it in my room isn't that sad? That's pretty sad, yeah. I just got mine as a birthday gift because I didn't have to that wasn't a consideration for me. Well, it was for me and it really

fucked me up, so. I'm sorry, dude. Are you? Yeah, I'm pretty sorry. That sounds really rough, you know? You don't really know my struggles with this kind of shit I love juicy pussy that's what I named my webcams

juicy pussy this is my little teddy bear juicy pussy what do you guys think of Sicilian pizza it's good I like Sicilian pizza I like regular pizza more though think of sicilian pizza it's good i like sicilian pizza i like regular pizza more though oh well you eat new york pizza so you get the best pizza oh yeah the best pizza new york and new jersey the pizza is like oh okay well i mean new york yeah yeah new jersey has good i've been to new jersey new y York is just a good imitation of New York pizza.

New Jersey is a good imitation of New York pizza. Yeah. New York has... We did a show in Brooklyn. And after the show, I went and I walked around Brooklyn. It was like 2 a.m. And I found this little pizza place that had these big Italian slices. And I went and I got like three of them and

holy shit dude it was like the best pizza i've ever had some good shit every single person working there was like high out of their mind and just like slapped it onto a plate and it's like spattering everywhere and it was so good it's the best experience you can get those hole in the wall pizza places in the middle of nowhere in new york hole in the wall hole literal holes in the wall there are there are one you can walk through new york city and we'll get we'll find like these tiny ass nooks like carved into the sides of buildings that really shouldn't be there and it's just one dude working a fucking monster operation of of just like pumping out pizza. Is it like a glory hole?

Like a literal hole? Yeah, I was thinking of a glory hole. Yeah, man. You just stick pizza out of a hole? You stick your dick in, get a little pizza sauce on it, and pull it back out? You stick your dick in, Big Tony sucks you off a little bit. He doesn't swallow it, though.

He spits it back into the dough. Exactly. It's like those soups that they've been having for like thousands of years. They've just been adding shit like thousands of years they've just been adding shit to it and they keep it warm so it doesn't actually uh like get moldy or anything is that real those old continuous soups yeah yeah do they really have like old continuous soups that have just like yeah you can google continuous soups been around for hundreds i've seen about what if somebody just pushed it i'm gonna going to go in there and push it. It's called perpetual stew.

Also known as Hunter's Pot or Hunter's Stew is a pot into which whatever one can find is placed and cooked. The pot is never or rarely emptied all the way and ingredients and liquid are replenished as necessary. The concept is often a common element in descriptions of medieval

inns. I'd try that shit dude because it's so hot. We're talking broths that have often a common element in descriptions of medieval inns. I'd try that shit, dude. It's so hot, it's not going to get... We're talking broths that have been stewing for decades, maybe even hundreds of years. I mean, there are some big perpetuity... Y'all, what the... What one batch of pot au feu, I don't know how to say that,

was maintained as a perpetual stew and perfect non from the 15th century until world war ii holy shit how many bugs do you think are flying into these perpetual stews though there's hundreds of years of bugs because somebody eats it every other day and you know what uh i guarantee nowadays if they still had that perpetual stew going that would be one of those things that like billionaires would go and it would be like two million dollars for a bowl hey you want some uh some bacteria that's gonna fuck your gut up but it's two million dollars let's see i guess that's like the same logic of people who sprinkle gold flakes onto that shit's so funny you can literally just buy gold flakes for like a dollar they're not worth anything like some place in brooklyn or new york

city or actually no some place in like los angeles would be like hey we've got this ice cream sundae uh with a couple of gold flakes on it for 40 grand and it's like oh hell mr beast will be like today we're trying the world's most expensive ice cream and it's literally just they go to the fucking store and get ben and jerry's and just put some flakes on it what do gold flakes taste like uh have you never tasted gold dude no list of stews just that was that was in the in the related for the wikipedia perpetual wikipedia list of stews hold, there's a list of soups as well. Oh, stone soup. I remember that shit.

Like when you boil a rock and then you drink the rock juice? Do you guys remember stone soup? No. It's a European folk story in which hungry strangers convince the people of a town to each share a small amount of their food in order to make a meal that everyone enjoys and exists as a moral regarding the value of sharing look at this stew i like this one it's minecraft oh no look at it it's a face oh yeah it's got the little peppers and the meatballs very thick vegetable soup so it may be considered a stew

sometimes served with meatballs and often eaten as a side dish. What's the difference between soup and stew? Stew is thicker than soup, but what about chowder? But now where does sludge come into play? Sludge would probably be thicker than chowder. You think sludge is thicker than stew? Sludge sounds like it's the thickest but doesn't have chunks, where chowder sounds like it has chunks,

and stew sounds like it's thick without chunks necessarily. And soup is a thin, viscous liquid, while bisque is a more creamy version of soup. Oh, bisque. I like some bisque. But now where does bisque fall in relation to sludge? Bisque does not have chunks and also is a lot

Bisc is like sludge, but it's thinner. What about a puree though? Oh my god. I feel like a puree has chunks. I feel like a puree is really, really liquidy. Well, no, the point of the puree is to get rid of the chunks.

What about goulash? Ooh. Oh. What about goulash? Ooh. You ever had some goulash? Yeah, I have, man. Beef goulash? What about a casserole? That's like the thickest. That's like not even liquid anymore. That's the thickest. Have you guys had E10?

Is this a Deez Nuts joke? What? Are you Deez Nuts joking us right now? No, have you had E10? Ethanol fuel mixture? Yeah. E10, a fuel mixture of 10% anhydrous ethanol and 90% gasoline. Sometimes called gasohol.

Yeah, man, that shit is... That's my favorite. That's the best out of all of them. He's nuts, dude. Hey. What? Cut that shit out, man. Bisque is a creamy, rich soup made of crustaceans.

What? Yeah. Tomato bisque... Seafood bisque. Tomato bisque, though. It's the most popular. Does not fit this description as it is more of

a cream of tomato soup chowder is a seafood or vegetable soup made with either milk or cream often thickened with crackers or hard biscuits stew is cooked long and low used for tougher cuts of meat and hard vegetables and soup is a more vague term maybe served served warm, hot, or cold, as in gazpacho. Oh, gazpacho. Oh, we forgot about gazpacho. Now, where's gazpacho in relation to sludge? Yo, there's also Rachel Ray's stoop, which is a thin soup or a thick soup.

Dude, Rachel Ray. This is so many soups. Hold on. You ever see those gifs of the person with the water bottle and he gently taps the water bottle against the desk and it freezes over? Yeah. Like instantly? I feel like that's what stoop is.

It's like just on the brink of both. And then you put your spoon in there and then it solidifies. Yeah, then it turns into casserole. That's the kind of shit that's like just very basic science. But if like you did that in like 1500 and you're like whoa guys check this out they literally burn you alive okay now i'm on postmates looking at bisque and soup because i might actually need to order some yeah i feel like i like the idea of bisque way more than I like the idea of stew. Bisque is, I think, out of all of the different various liquids in which you consume that are in this category, I think bisque is the most delicious.

Like a lobster bisque. Yeah. Seafood bisque. I agree. Tomato bisque. It is delicious. It's so good. Or actually, also, corn chowder is really fun.

Oh, corn chowder is amazing. Corn chowder is good. Actually, okay, I think I might have a slightly better soup than lobster bisque, but hear me out. It's Nesquik soup, and it's just leftover Nesquik chocolate syrup in milk. That's chocolate milk, dude. No, it's not. No, so you're talking about when you make the cup of chocolate milk dude no it's not so you're talking about when you make the cup of chocolate milk and then

you have some that you didn't stir fully into the milk at the bottom and then you suck up and then you gently let it slide down the end of the cup when you finished all the milk and you just I can't call that a soup there's a very old debate and

it's it's people say do you consider cereal soup oh there is i can't say cereal is a soup i think i think cereal can be a soup i think cereal is technically a soup if you really want to go down what's the definition when you think about it uh when you think about it cereal technically because there is cold soup gazpacho is an example of that. Yeah. Cereal, while it may be very different, it might be a completely different vibe. When you think about the basic components, it's a liquid in which you have solid ingredients mixed with it and you eat with a spoon. I think technically cereal does fit the definition

of soup. But is a hot dog a sandwich? I don't know. Because the hot dog is closed on one side, right? Does a sandwich need to be open on both sides to be considered a sandwich? Yeah, I don't know.

People get into a crazy debate with this one. We could go for days. Is the ocean a soup? Yeah. Here's the definition of soup, according to Dictionary.com. A liquid food made by boiling or simmering meat, fish, or vegetables with various added ingredients. So, no. But there will be a point when the ocean becomes soup, when the sun is big enough and burns the ocean to a boiling point,

it will evaporate. It will evaporate very quickly, but there will be a short point in history, long after we're gone. Maybe it will only be a couple seconds, maybe it'll be a day, where the ocean will be considered soup. Well, what about ocean acidification?

That's probably going to happen first. Yeah, I don't fuck with that shit, dude. I mean, you can't just come in here spouting your, like, conspiracy theories, dude. Yeah, man, go back to CNN, buddy. Go back to the Clinton News Network and try again. What's ocean acidification? I mean, if it's what I think it is, it's just the pH level of the ocean becomes too acidic for life.

Yeah, then it'll cook it, and then it'll be a soup. God. A nice sour soup, because it's acidic, right? Yeah. What the fuck is Florentine? Is that like a soup?

I think I've heard of that being a soup too, yeah. If it's anything like quarantine, keep it away from me. We like to have fun here. Welcome to the podcast everybody It's been a real pleasure having you on Matt Watts and the new member of Sleep Deprived Welcome to Trucker Jim as well

Trucker Jim baby We'll see you again next week Thanks for coming out Love ya Say Baba Booey Baba Booey