Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #29

Episode Date: June 14, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 29. Episode 29, guys. Yes! We're 29 episodes in. Yes! You know what that reminds me of? What? So I got a question for you guys.

Go on. Would you fuck a purple minion? Not the yellow one, the crazy purple ones. What do you mean, the crazy purple ones? What? There a purple minion? Not the yellow one, the crazy purple ones. What do you mean? The crazy purple ones? There's purple minions? Yeah, the evil ones. The evil purple minions.

Are you talking about Thanos minion? What are you saying? No, no, no. Well, clearly you guys have not watched Despicable Me 2. But in Despicable Me 2, there are these purple evil minions, which are the yellow minions, but they go crazy. They're like on some crazy narcotic or something.

What? And they just act wild. And they're a lot more crazy and uncontrolled compared to the normal yellow minions. Why don't I remember that? And you want me to know if I would fuck it or not? Yeah. Because, like, with minions, you probably already

know that you're answered to fucking a minion but the purple ones that's someone that's a question not a lot of people would probably ask i want to know if you want to fuck the purple minion this isn't about me i'm asking the question no this is about you fucker do you want to have sex with the purple minion i want to know what your honest answer would be what position would you fuck the purple minion in doggy okay i agree no reverse cowgirl okay i wanna i wanna watch the purple minion break my cock in two yes it could do that it does that it's fucking insane you want to fuck it don't you a panda i do i do want to fuck a purple minion you do you do. At least we got an answer. What gender are minions?

How do they reproduce? You have been thinking a lot about minions, huh? No. It seems like you've been thinking about this day and night. Like, non-stop. You have come to a lot of conclusions for yourself I wager. Dude, what the hell? Why are you being so judgmental?

Yeah, 2021. Well, because he walks in here talking about minions, purple minions. What does it matter? What does it matter? I've actually never seen these purple minions You're talking about

I'm looking at them They're all fucked up It's got pubic hair on it Oh my god I'd fuck that thing in an instant Instantaneously I'm already fucking it Oh The evil minion

It looks kind of like a paintbrush yeah um what's the lore what's the lore are those like minions that turned into purple minions i think they sprayed with like the power of 5g or some shit they sprayed pesticides into the normal minions and then they turn into the purple ones they were like here, here, stand beside this 5G tower. Yeah. So this is humanity when we get 5G, is what you're saying. Yeah, I think so. So are you going to fuck it, Mika?

Oh, no. I don't. What the hell? Oh, my asshole. Do you think they have penises? They better. Do you think they have like a human-like penis? Or like an animal penis?

What's the one animal that has like three penises? Oh, I don't know. What's the fucking difference? Well, no. What's the difference? You ever looked at an echidna cock a cock is a cock have you seen a penis they're literally screws like they screw into like the the the woman ducks you want that i've never seen a duck penis it's a literal... You're drunk. You're drunk.

No, he's not drunk. Oh, I looked it up. He's recovering from his bidet. Duck penis plasticity. You like that? It's terrifying. Photograph of the 42.5 centimeter penis. I think you can handle it, Slap. Of a male Argentine-like duck.

Check out the echidna one look up echidna penis it has four heads you're kidding me you're kidding me one shift four heads yeah that's awesome we could all sit on it

yeah I'm sitting thinking the same thing this fucking sucks i was thinking the same thing hell right hell yeah man right on yeah i went to uh i don't i think miga said something about a fight did you did you say something about a fight were you trying to segue me in yeah yeah i was talking about the fight that happened between the big man and the small man yeah i i was there i watched it what what went on there what was going on it was a it was very boring. It was really boring. And it was in Miami, which is in Florida

and hot and sticky. Disgusting. And the arena was outdoors. And I was just sweating. I had this massive case of swamp ass. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah swamp ass. Oh, that's dumb.

Yeah, yeah. You could bottle that and sell it. Maybe I do. Holy shit. Maybe I bottle my swamp ass. Would you rather be there at the fight or fucking an echidna with four penis heads? I would rather be at the fight.

But if one of those purple fuckers shows up, I'm changing my plans. Dude, I'd grab the purple minion's hair. Okay. Yeah, you don't even need a plunger. Who would win the fight?

An Echidna or Logan Paul? Just a single Echidna or Logan Paul. Logan Paul would echidna or Logan Paul. Logan Paul would win. Why would Logan Paul win? I think they would hug it out. Logan Paul lasted longer in the ring than Conor McGregor did

with Mayweather. Which is kind of embarrassing when you think about it. That's a big... That says a lot about Logan Paul. Damn, Conor. That's so embarrassing for you. The first round, Logan Paul got some fucking hits in, too, at the end. He was going crazy at the end, and everybody was losing it.

Because they're like, holy shit, what the fuck's going on? But then he lost... Then he lost... Then he lost all his juice, and then he was... Are you going to take that? Hi. Hello. Nothing.

Yeah. Agreed. Yeah, I'm recording a podcast right now. Same. Yeah. Yeah, I'm recording a podcast right now. Same. Yeah. Bato, pito. So, Panda, about that echidna dick. Look, dude.

Oh, cool. What about it? What about it? I just think maybe you and I could do two at once. Yeah. I don't know about that. You don't think you can handle it? Freaks. I just think maybe you and I could do two at once Yeah I don't know about that You don't think you can handle it? Freaks

What the hell Mika? You're a freak You're judgmental and you're kink shaming us Mika what? Mika Mika S I'm not even going to try I fucked up the moment I opened my mouth Mika S

No I said Minka I know but Mika S It's pretty good Like Munkah Hey guys I'm back Who called if we can ask It was my mommy Oh hey

Dude I was gonna say Joe Mama I'm sorry I was just gonna say that Yeah I started cracking up When Panda started doing the minion shit Oh, hey. Dude, I was going to say Joe Mama. I'm sorry. I was just going to say that. Yeah, I started cracking up when Panda started doing the minion shit in the middle of the call. Oh, okay. Ah, beat that. That's Doodle Bob, bro. Oh, my God. Who would have won in a fight, a minion or Doodle Bob?

Doodle Bob. Doodle Bob. Doodle Bob. He can literally erase you. He can erase you from time. Okay, what about a gang of... Oh my god, this is literally the Pokemon Lion fight. Doodle Bob is literally a god. No, a gang of minions, like a gang...

Gangnum? Like Gangnum style? No, no, no, a gang, like a Crippen gang of minions or Doodle Bob. A gang of minions or Doodle Bob. A Gang of Minions or Doodle Bob. Doodle Bob. He just erases them all. No, but the minions, don't they all have inventions? Like they have the fart gun and shit?

Yeah, but Doodle Bob could erase it. Yeah. I don't think he'd be close. Honestly, God versus Doodle Bob. Doodle Bob would win. Million Pokemon. Billion Lions versus one Do doodle bob i think that's the first competitor that could really beat the pokemon if now if it was if it was a billion lions

they could beat doodle bob no no yeah no you wouldn't be able to use his pencil fast enough you know well why not minions then because that's like the same thing. If all the Minions ran at Doodle Bob, he would be overwhelmed. Oh my god. Yeah, but he could use his special tornado pencil move. You know? Well, if we power scale... If we take into account SpongeBob, he'd be Doodle Bob, right? That's true.

And SpongeBob's not very strong. He's really not. Like, Squidward could take SpongeBob. So are we saying Squidward could take a billion lions? I don't know. Squidward's a wage slave. True. We should guillotine Mr. Krabs.

We should. Mr. Krabs is in there, plotting his oppression. How many penises do Krabs have? Do they even have penises? So, what were you saying, Schlatt, about the fight and Conor McGregor? What? You think I care?

Okay. I don't know if crabs have penises, guys. I don't think they have penises. I've never seen a crab lay one down on another crab. They have, like, a flap. It's like a fuck flap. What? Really?

Yeah. I think you fuck them in the flap. No. I don't know. That's what I'm getting there. It's like the docking scene from Interstellar. You have to spin the crab around. What if a barnacle grew on a crab flap?

Barnacle penis. I mean, that would probably be the equivalent of one of their STDs. Yo, barnacles have penises. No, they don't. Shut up. I think that all the little things on the side are their penises. I'm actually looking this up. Look at that. Apparently the circles there are penises. And the article title says penis length isn't everything. Dot, dot, dot.

I wonder who wrote that. Probably Barnacle. What if Alex Jones and Joe Rogan got into a fight? Who would win? If we're talking about lasting... I don't know, though, because I think Alex Jones could go longer. I think he has more stamina. Yeah. I mean, I don't think so. Because Joe Rogan is on that carnivore ketamine... He's going to die in the ring with shit in his ass.

He's going to literally have shit in his ass and it's going to kill him. I just want to hear what Schlatt thinks. About what? Who would win in a fight, Joe Rogan or Alex Jones? Have you seen Joe Rogan's kick? No. Google it. Google Joe Rogan kick.

Let's take a look. Whoa. I don't know. I think Alex Jones could just teleport behind the kick. No, but see, I don't think he could because Joe Rogan does MDMA. No, I still think Alex Jones could just teleport. This fucking kick. He does have a pretty big kick.

Yo! Yo! Did you see that shit? That will kill someone. You will die from that. Not Alex Jones. Yes, Alex You will die from that. Not Alex Jones. Yes, Alex Jones will die from that. Alex Jones is not fast. He's not quick on his feet. Joe Rogan pulls one of those tornado kicks,

heals him right into the fucking skull. That kills him. I think it wouldn't even faze him. It wouldn't even faze him. No. Joe Rogan wins every... He'd pull out the Rasengan. A hundred times out of a hundred. Joe Rogan wins every... He'd pull out the Rasengan. A hundred times out of a hundred.

Joe Rogan has a third eye, too. Oh, I forgot about that. He does, yeah. You can see behind him. He's on dimethyltryptamine. You think that'd be a weak spot? You just poke it and go like, Ow!

Yeah, if Joe Rogan was a boss fight, and, like, he was in, like, Shadow of the Colossus or something, you would have to aim for his third eye or his arrow i guess yeah but like you would you would probably have to like dodge his kicks climb onto his body stab him in the third eye and he would probably explode into a bunch of pills you should always aim for the asshole, really, though. Have you ever seen an asshole bleed? It just doesn't stop bleeding. I haven't, actually. It just keeps bleeding. It's so sensitive. But, see, the problem with aiming for that is that it's behind someone, and when you're fighting them, they're usually, like, facing you, right?

No, Mika, what you do is you say, look behind you, and they go like, what? And then they turn around, and then you can do it. Oh, okay, so you say, look behind you and they go like what and then they turn around and then you can do it oh okay so you say look behind you they turn around and then you you do that you stab them in the asshole yeah or you say like there's gullible on the wall and then they look at the wall and then and then you put a piece of paper on their back okay so but you have a knife and they don't have a knife, right? Or do they also have a knife? Only I get the knife. So, but if... Okay, so are you the person telling the other person to turn around? Yeah.

So why wouldn't you just stab them? Like, why would you tell them to turn around? I want it to be a show, you know? We gotta sell tickets. So you turn them around and then you tap on their right shoulder and then you walk to the left that's the biggest anime move in the in the book so that made me feel like naruto in the playground okay that was pretty sick did did like did you guys ever do things in the playground to like be like the tricky like whoa dude i'll tell you some crazy shit okay i

ran this entire role-playing scene on my playground called elemental power men and uh we would run around with our arms behind our back and do uh moves against each other we pretended we were like doing water bending okay that's actually pretty awesome. Thanks. Schlatt, you want to join? Yeah, I do this thing at school where we'd lean in for a kiss with our friends. And then whoever pulled out was the gay one. Go on. Because if you pull out, then that means you're uncomfortable.

Mm-hmm. Right? Like, I'm so comfortable with how straight I am that I would be willing to kiss a guy. Okay. Did you pull out? No. Okay. No, I don't pull out. I don't pull out of those situations.

You don't pull out. I don't pull out of those situations. You don't pull out ever? I think he's on his bidet. He's doing his bidet. Are you on the bidet right now, Shalat? Shalat? The bidet is all I'm on anymore. I've been sitting on it for hours. Do you record these podcasts on the bidet i don't know

if you can hear the water in the background but there's been a warm stream of water um tickling my asshole for the past uh couple hours that's why you've been quiet you've just been having a good time yeah on that okay i respect that but we could have like a minute segment where we just hear the water yeah that would be cool okay let's do that now all right That was awesome. It's like a moment of silence. It hasn't been a minute yet. I want it to be over. It hasn't been a minute.

Can we just do it in post? Yeah. Royalty free water sound. Well, Schlatt, did your opponents ever pull out when you were doing the game oh okay i thought you were talking about something else and why'd you call them opponents what well i mean it seems like do you ever pull out of your opponents what do you ever pull out of your opponents? What? Do you ever pull out of your enemies?

Yeah, sometimes I pull out. Sometimes I don't. Yeah, well, sometimes they don't pull away. And then you wind up kissing. And then it just becomes a matter of how far are you willing to take the kiss. So you would try to go the longest. Yeah. To prove that you were straight. Yeah, so it would sometimes it'd turn into full make out, you know? Okay, and you like that. With very intimate kissing and groping. That's awesome. I didn't like it. No, I didn't cherish these moments.

But I did it because I was proving that I was straight. Exactly. That's how gay chicken works. Everybody can talk. Everybody who's listening to this podcast knows what I'm talking about. I do not know what the fuck you're talking about. I've never heard about it. Look at the comment section.

Everybody here is playing gay chicken once or twice. There is no comment section, Flat. Look at the goddamn comments. It's not out yet once it comes out you'll see that every pretty much everybody played this no yes a panda did you play this no but my friends have tried convincing me to play blue waffle what is that uh is that when you stand around a... Is that when you all stand around a saltine cracker? Actually, Astro, do you know what they're talking about?

I don't. I don't. Ah, yes. That's funny. Right, Mika? Yeah. Oh, I love that. I mixed

soggy waffle in the other one. Blue waffle, whatever. I love blue waffles. Me too. Yeah. I can't get enough of blue waffles. Yes. Love it.

So how else was the Logan Paul versus... What's his name? Floyd... Floyd Merriweather? Floyd Merri... What you need, boss? Some Floyd Merriweather. Floyd. Floyd. Mary. What you need, boss? Some wheels.

I can bring them around. I'm Johnny on the spot. I'll hook you up. Hey, why don't you bring those around back right here? Astro can do a good voice like that. Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived podcast. Oh, damn. Yeah. Do more. No. Please. like that oh welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast oh damn yeah do more no please subscribe to my patreon please oh please for more please please one time a girl stabbed me in elementary

school she stabbed me with a pencil what and she just kept digging it deeper and she was like does this hurt i was like no no this doesn't hurt i'm fine and she was like, does this hurt? I was like, no. No, this doesn't hurt. I'm fine. And she just kept going. We got a badass over here. Yeah, I was like, I felt that was so cool. And I laughed the whole time she eventually gave up. But I was the one that went home bleeding. So I, you know.

Is this a joke? No, it's not. It actually happened. You can get lead poisoning from that and die. I don't think pencils are made of lead anymore. You should sue her. I will. Yeah, what was her name?

I will. Kayla, if you're listening, fuck you. I have a cool story when I was younger. I had a crush when I was super young on this one girl. And you know those black glasses you get from the movie theater? It's like 3D shit, but it doesn't really work? Yeah. Well, I had those, and I was on the playground, and I was like, these are my movie star glasses.

And she could tell straight up that I was lying, but I kept going with it. And I always think about it. What the fuck is that movie star glasses like like no no I keep in mind I was supposed to fucking mean I was like I was like a movie star I wanted to think it was like a movie star and had the cool glasses and shit what are you talking about man so you just stay up at night thinking about that time that you tried to tried to tell someone try to woo the lady yeah it didn't work it has the movie theater logo on the side so it's clearly not

like special glasses it's just movie glasses oh amc no that's just my brand of glasses wait you own a brand of glasses? No, it's like Ray-Ban, AMC, you know? You're the CEO of Ray-Ban? Yeah. Let's talk about Luxottica's stranglehold grip on the glasses industry. How about we talk about that? Alright, let's do it.

Put this in your pipe and smoke it. You make fun of people wearing Oakley's, but Oakley is the only goddamn glasses company that hasn't forfeited themselves to the fucking conglomerate of Luxottica. Get him, Schlein. That's why you don't see them anywhere anymore. Where did Oakley's go? Because they've been blackballed from the industry. So true. I actually saw Oakley's at the mall on the weekend.

Fuck you, dude. Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't care. You think I care about this? Or you? I mean, you do, because you just brought up the Loxotica chokehold on the glasses industry. I don't actually care, bro.

I don't actually care. He doesn't actually care. You're making this really cringe, dude. Like don't actually care, bro. You're making this really cringe, dude. You actually care. It seems like you really care about Oakley. Mika, you sound like you care right now.

You sound like the biggest Tyler Oakley fan out there right now. Oh, no. I don't care about stupid glasses, Schlatt. Why did you bring up the glasses? Wait, Schlatt, you care about glasses, dude? No. Schlatt cares about glasses. Oh, not a good look. Taylor Oakley is a landlord.

We should guillotine him. I can't process this. Exactly. I don't actually care, though. Oh, he doesn't care, guys. I'm pretending to care. You can tell Mika cares about it yeah i don't schlatt doesn't care i don't care about it i'm cool i don't i don't worry i don't fucking i don't fucking give a fuck it sounds like you care a bit what do you care about schlatt name one thing you care about one thing i care about pussy yeah okay really pussy yeah what kind

women human okay i care about human pussy you were raving about echidna cock earlier do you remember that yeah was i raving about echidna pussy no no did i talk about i'm confused right now this talk about you remember crab pussy you remember talking about talking about that little flap they got that easy like that off the flap so you don't like pussy you're a fucking liar information you're a liar right now you don't like pussy the only pussy i'm interested in is human pussy okay what about alien pussy you don't know in is human pussy. Okay. What about alien pussy? You don't know what that's like. You don't like alien pussy?

Oh yeah, didn't the government just declassify a bunch of videos and The government declassified a bunch of alien pussy no but they released a bunch of footage of UFOs and then like a bunch of alright let me ask you this why do you care cause I don't

dude you don't care so much you are so cool I wanna be you when I grow up I don't care so much. You are really cool. You are so cool, dude. I wanna be you. I wanna be you when I grow up. Oh my God, let me bow down. I don't care at all about anything. Dude, you are awesome.

Now, if an alien had a fat ass and a tight pussy, you know I might have to fuck around a bit. I don't care about that. I don't care. I care about it and I love talking about any pussy. I love any pussy fuck around a bit. I don't care about that. I don't care. I care about it, and I love caring about any pussy. I love any pussy. Leave me alone. Oh, what?

I don't care. Apparently, I don't care. Mika, I don't care that you don't care. No, I found this template meme that says, let people enjoy things, so yeah. No, I don't care about that. No, let people enjoy things, so yeah. No, I don't care about that. No, let people enjoy things. I found it on Reddit. Reddit.

Listen, I... No, I don't care. I don't even care about finishing a sentence. I don't care. Oh my god, bro. I just, there's a saltine cracker on the table. I don't care. Who's in?

I'm in. I don't care. Whoever's last is a rotten saltine. Did you guys ever play that game? The blue waffle game? There's a lot of folklore about it. No, soggy biscuit biscuit soggy waffle whatever oh what is it what is it soggy biscuit is when you and three other people would uh form a circle

around the cracker and then jerk off onto it and the last person to come had to eat it you genuinely think one of us has a chance of doing that i no okay however i think that out of the 50 or so thousand people that will listen to this podcast at one point or another one of them has done it okay we should they should call themselves out has anybody ever played this game? They're probably from the Midwest. This is a Midwest thing. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, I would agree with that. This is a Midwest thing.

And they all say, oop, right as they fucking come on it. Oh, I just come there. Like Gangnam Style, oop. Let me just scoot right by you. Oop. Oop. Fun. Oop.

Oop. Oop. Pawn. Oop. Oop. Gang. I lost the soggy waffle. Looks like I'm gonna have to eat it all. How unfortunate. Oh, no. I didn't want to do that. Oh. I wanted to win so bad. Did you guys ever take your mechanical pencils

and like shove the lead through your skin? Yeah, I did that. Are you talking about? What do you mean? You didn't do that? Like pretending to stab yourself type of thing? Like the top layer of your epidermis, you can kind of just like put it under it.

Huh? Yeah. Yeah, and then push it through. Huh? Yeah, like under your nail. No! Yeah. Yeah, like under your nail. No! Yeah. Yeah.

I did that. Oh, wait, no, this is like if you put, like, a little, like, a toothpick between, like, right under your nail. And you just, like, kick the wall. Fuck. Yeah, and then you take a hammer and then you smash. Or like a nail, you put like a little toothpick or like a little, like a popsicle stick in between your toe and

your nail. And then you get a cheese grater and you just kind of grate the skin off. And then you get a very thin piece of printer paper. Like a really thin, really nice quality paper. And you get your pee-pee out, and then you get your paper cut along the... Right down the urethra.

Yeah, along the... Yeah, that's nice. Good one. Why do paper cuts hurt so much? Like, what's the deal with that? I don't yourself thinking about it i'm wincing yeah like that's all like you like i'm sure like you've cut yourself while like preparing food or something but then a paper cut just is so much worse yeah Yeah. Schlatt, why did you post a gorilla being a Beyblade in... Moist, can we put that on the screen, please? That's pretty good.

There's a gorilla going around. Moist, put it upside down. Yeah, put that shit upside down. What you know about rolling down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, I got a mental freeze. People talk too much, put that shit in slow motion. I feel like an astronaut in the ocean. Astro's an astronaut in the ocean.

You are. Rolling around at the speed of sound. Got places to go. Got a problem every day. What the the hell is this do I know this song yeah you do man it's from Mario no it's not Astro that is a lie that is not from

you call me that is from Sonic that is Sonic I am rolling my eyes it's from Mario it's from Mario it I am rolling my eyes. It's from Mario. It's from Mario. That shit ain't from Mario. It's from Mario. It's in the desert realm.

Rolling around at the speed of sound. Got places. Got pipes to go down. Gotta get that. I do recall Mario saying that. Get Mushroom. Blue Shell. Blue Shell by Alex Unknown on Spotify.

What the fuck? What? You think I care? No. You think I care? No, I don't. Let me ask you this honest to God question. Do you think I care?

No. No. No. No. No. I don't. Yeah. Dude, I can really tell how. I don't. Yeah. Dude, I can really tell how much you don't care

right now. Good! Because I don't care. You're a cool guy. Sometimes I care. What do you care about? Oh yeah? Sometimes you care? Yeah, sometimes I... Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, sometimes I... So E3 is coming up. E3, whoa. E3, the big video game conference. New Mario. You guys have any predictions for E3? New Mario.

What will the Mario game look like? New Scott the Woz video. New Scott the Woz video, baby. So what will the Mario game look like? Rolling around at the speed of sound. Are you singing your own goddamn song, dude? Yeah, that's my song. I wrote it.

You can listen to it. Lilac Boy, Spotify. Hold on. Jambo's purring into the mic. Aww. Aww. Isn't that cute? Yeah, it's pretty cute. Trying to get him to meow. Because then it would be funny.

Mika doesn't want him to meow right now so no I can well if you want I can use my mind control hold on let me go no he's not going to do it oh my god I think at E3 there's going to be a game about cats

nope they're going to have jetpacks and uh also it'll be like a battle royale but with cats and they have jetpacks. There's no way that's happening. It's not happening. No, it's going to happen.

Where's your proof? I am E3. Do you have a BuzzFeed article to prove this? No. The truth is... The truth is none of us care.

Oh my god, bro. You're right. None of us... I just don't care. Just don't think about it. I don't care. Don't think about it. Yeah. I don't care. It doesn't actually matter. That's me when Morrissey dies. Yeah, I'm a bit of a nihilist.

Whoa, it's feeding time! I'm a bit of a nihilist. Yeah, I know the world doesn't matter. We're just a bunch of idiots in our cardboard boxes floating on a rock, Morty. We're floating on a rock. Life is fucking meaningless, Morty. We're only here because of the fucking tadpoles, Morty. We're only here because of science, all right? There's nothing else to worry about.

Shut up and watch this television. Watch this guy eat a Tide Pod. So yeah, Summer, nothing really matters. So let's go watch TV. Let's consume more media. And then Jerry comes in like, I'm fucking. Just ends it there. He's fucking. Yeah.

Respect. That's great of Panda, but I don't care more than you. Oh, you just got got. Mwah. Mwah. Mika? Yeah? I don't care even more than that.

Oh, man. Yeah. I don't care even more than that. Yo, what? Oh, man. Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. I don't care more than that. What? Yeah, I'm going to start caring now. I don't care. No, I care now. I'm starting to care.

La la la la la. I don't care. I feel the care in my veins. I don't care. You think you're so cool you're going to start caring, huh? Wow, yeah. Everybody around me doesn't care. I feel the care in my veins. I don't care. You think you're so cool you're going to start caring, huh? Wow, yeah. Everybody around me doesn't care. I would call you a loser, but I don't even care. I don't even care enough to even keep talking.

But I care so much. I already forgot what you said. I'm going to continue talking because I care so much. I don't care so much that I'm just not even going to give you the time of day for me to tell you how much I don't care about that. Dude. You know, I care about you guys. Did you say something? I do.

I do. I know you can hear it. I know you can hear it. No, no, that's not true. I'm gonna make your heart grow three times, no, that's not true. I'm gonna make your heart grow three times, three-fold like the Grinch. But if you care, then that...

But if I care, then I'm vulnerable to being hurt. True. Actually, never mind. I'm not gonna care anymore. That's true. Yeah, that shit sucks. i don't care all right we've got a few shout outs to do yep shout out to eddie murphy jonathan from uh nevada what's up man hearts out to you dude sorry you fell on in the leaning tower piece of accident. We hope you get better soon. Caroline from...

Go ahead, sorry. I would have just walked away from it, but if he was dumb enough to die under that building... But he didn't die, he survived, and that's what matters. Shout out to you, John. Maybe he shouldn't. Alright, well, thanks to you, Panda. We are going to skip Caroline's shout out.

Don't have enough time. Don't have enough time Nope We're moving on to Timothy Timothy, what's up man? We love you We love that new album that you put out Great work, keep working on it Just to specify These shoutouts are to people that liked

This newest Sleep Deprived podcast, right? Yep If you like, subscribe And watch our Specified. These shoutouts are to people that liked this newest Sleep Deprived podcast, right? Yep. If you like, subscribe, and watch our podcast on Spotify, you're automatically entered into this raffle. We see all your names. I can see them right now. I see Sammy. Bart. Bart's a character, let me tell you. We got John.

Hey, John. No, don't talk to John. We got James. Hey, James. Hey, James. Hey, James. Don't talk to James. No, don't give him attention.

Hey, James. No, don't. Wait, James C? Is it James C? Oh, yeah, and James C has been with a lot of other... We got Tim.

You can say hello to Tim. He's cool. I already gave Timothy a shout out. Yeah, we already shouted Tim out. No, this is a different Tim. Oh, okay. We have Elon. Elon Tusk from Rick and Morty.

And we got Please tell me this is the last one of Panda. Yeah, I gotta be honest. I just don't care. Like, let's wrap this up. No, no. This one's really important.

Okay. We got Barack. Mr. Barack. What's the last name? Barack. His name's Barack. Barack. no his his first name's obama obama barack yeah god this reminds guys what is obama's like last name i don't care i don't care. I don't care either. Dude, I don't fucking care. Oh my god.

You think I give a fuck? I give no shits, man. You're right. I don't care. Yeah, you don't care either. I'm based. I'm based. I'm cool for not caring. Based?

Panda, are you going to stop caring now? I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Alright, well now that none of us care, what happens? Bah. Wait, I don't even care to finish it.

Yeah, I don't even care. Yeah, I don't care.