Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #3

Episode Date: November 17, 2020

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I have to make a waveform for everyone, and I can't do that if you guys are both on one waveform on my desktop audio. What have you been doing for the past two podcasts, then? It's been one person, Mika! If there's two people talking, I can't splice that up out of one audio clip. There's two people talking! Come on! What are you doing? I'm fucking walking here.

That's pretty good. Should we do like a clap sync or something? If we all clap at different times. I think that just about did it. Okay. I blasted my nose with Afrin before we started. That is like an enema for your nose. It's really great.

You guys know what that is, right? Nope. No. It's a nasal spray. The dictionary.com says the second largest continent connected to Asia by the interlaces. No, that's... The line between the... What?

I mean... That's what you said, Africa, right? I said Afrin. Oh, Afrin, yeah. Yeah. What it does, it actually works so good that you can get addicted to it and become dependent on it to be decongested to have a clear nose so you're addicted to afrin yeah yeah should you introduce the uh the new official member welcome to sleep deprived with our official you're coming back you're coming

back every time now. Thanks, Astro, for joining the cast of this sleep-deprived podcast. We really appreciate you coming out. Okay. Astro. Whenever someone joins, they have to become a committed member. That's the deal. Yeah, by the end, we'll have a podcast with eight people.

No, definitely more. We're going on for like 40 seasons. 40 seasons. Yeah, MSNBC has signed us for 40 seasons. MSNBC? I didn't sign up for this, man. I got sent an email at jschlad at protonmail.com by Mr. Peter MSNBC. That was his name.

Peter MSNBC? Yes, that's the CEO. That's the CEO of MSNBC. Okay. You didn't know that? Come on. He said to me, he says, we really like what you're doing and

all you have to do, we'll take 70% of the revenue you guys make here. 70%? It's a great deal. It's a great deal. And they said, we'll take 70% of everything you make. As long as you direct all your viewers to MSNBC by the end of the podcast. This is awful. What?

I don't want to be a part of this anymore. Well, you are. Mika muted his mic. I don't know about this, man. Sorry. I actually just got off the phone with the executives. And not only are you a committed member, you're not being paid. I'm not being paid?

No, you're not. Anyways, do you want to introduce the guest here? I thought we did, but... Yeah, I'm pretty sure he screamed Astro. This is Astro-zist. Hi. He's part of the podcast now can you introduce yourself please because you know um my name in your introduction it has to mention the msnbc can i eat during the podcast or is that mbc not that's that's fine i don't

think i see mines these are stale wafers. They're really stale. I left them open on the desk. It's been about 48 hours since I last was at my desk. What flavor are they? What flavor are they? Strawberry. You eat any other wafer than strawberry, and you're dead to me.

What is a wafer? Is that a brand? It's like a cookie. No, it's a type of cookie uh it's like a three slabs of sugar and in between it is just more sugar i can look at the ingredients for you oh you want me to read them for you yeah do that sugar is the first thing on the list sugar um high fructose barley flour um is there any of that actually no no then i'm then i'm not a fan oh okay well fuck you then i don't think msnbc likes that language yo i don't like msnbc how about that take that back you bitch i voted for donald trump take that back donald j trump hey delete that delete that sorry i got i got off the phone with the executives

um they wanted they wanted me to tell you that um that p Peter while he why can't they just call me why do they get to me why do I receive these phone calls so is you giving me the information now continue what do they want what do they want what do they want Mika oh he's on the phone again I think I think he's on the phone again yeah he just got another call do you want do you want my number I can I can type it

give it to you they can call me I don't think I don't think Peter does but I'll take it oh okay sure okay so oh great okay what happened what'd they say? Okay, back on the phone. This is a good podcast.

This isn't a podcast. This is the warm-up. What? It is? How long do we have to be here? Oh my god. Well, listen. Listen. Peter said to me, he said... said well he called me earlier before we started Peter you fuck take that back how much does Peter make during one year Peter and that work okay so

only a lot I got off the phone with Peter and he he was telling me about how while he was on his flight to... Oh my god. Yeah. It really do be like that. How about those airplanes, huh? Yeah, Astro, you ever been on a plane?

I have never been on a plane. I'm a great host for this podcast yeah we're gonna work out perfect because I didn't want to be here anyway Peters middle name is actually Delta oh great yeah Delta Airlines my favorite if I had to pick a place to fly that'd be that'd be delta that'd be my first pick um right so he was telling me while he was on the plane in first class um they gave him a wafer it was uh it was a vanilla flavored wafer it wasn't strawberry i'm really i'm really not liking this peter guy vanilla is like the second worst wafer it wasn't strawberry i'm really i'm really not liking this peter guy vanilla is like the second worst wafer flavor that's why i'm bringing this up because um it's a conflict of interests

right yeah yeah i don't think i can work with peter it's not gonna work out with me but i mean you're still contractually obligated to it's's more like you're going to have to change your tastes to accommodate him. I searched Peter MSNBC net worth on Google. And the first thing that popped up is, is NBC Peter gay? More about his personal life, net worth. And, I don't know. I mean, as I said before, Donald Trump, I voted for him, and I don't know if I can stand with Peter Williams, or Peter MSNBC, sorry.

This was going to get demonetized anyway, right? Your cat video got demonetized. It did. I was petting a cat for 56 seconds, and it got demonetized. And they don't even respond to me anymore. I tweet at them every day. I'm like, Team YouTube, what's going on? Wait, what? You made a cat video?

Yeah, it was the announcement to a survey that I wanted people to fill out, and it was just me petting a cat while I was talking and not using even profanity. Yeah, it's bullshit. I tweeted at them like, like, hey your platforms a joke Fellas, what did they reply? No The last time I tweeted at them saying it got demonetized They were like, hey, please submit an appeal and then I tried to submit an appeal and they were like, nope Bitch your video has to have a thousand views. Yeah, that shit's that is that actually pisses me off

I have videos that are like, you know, like a year old and they don't get any views anymore. Yeah, they shit actually pisses me off. I have videos that are like a year old, and they don't get any views anymore. They get demonetized. I mean, I guess it doesn't matter. They don't get views, so I guess I'm not going to make money on it anymore. Yeah, but they could explode, and you would just not make anything off of them. They could just explode. To be fair, demonetization really isn't an issue for any of us anymore, because 70% of our revenue is going to Peter MSNBC. To be fair, demonetization really isn't an issue for any of us anymore because, I mean,

70% of our revenue is going to Peter MSNBC. Yeah, and his stupid gay... Hey, take that back. Hey, how's it going? It's your old pal, Schlattieboy here. Just check out the description. Can we just play out his whole video in the podcast? Just a tad, just a little bit, and I need your opinions. Welcome to Watch One of Schlatt's Videos, our new segment.

I know better than you, but... The music in the back is good. If you want to have at least some say... What's that from? Is that like re-music? That's Animal Crossing. Animal Crossing. I mean, that is non-copyrighted music. That's probably why I got demonetized.

No. You sound like a chain smoker in that video. I do? You always sound like a chain smoker. What? Yeah, um, is that your cat? Is that your cat? No, that's my grandma's cat.

Oh, I really like it. Yeah. You can't play with your grandma's pussy on YouTube. That doesn't work out. Oh, boy. So anyways, Peter was also complaining about the quality of the... What was that? Quality of the what? Why can't Peter run this by me? Why can't Peter come Quality the what?

Why can't Peter run this by me? Why can't Peter come on the podcast? Why are you Peter's mouthpiece? Little bitch. You hear this, Peter? Piece of shit. He didn't like that the leather was too firm. I'm sure Peter loves leather.

No, it was too firm on the plane seat. Oh. That's a dilemma. You ever been on a nice plane? Yes. Yeah, like a big green plane. Green? Yeah.

It smells nice. The sun's out. Clouds are flying. I've been on all kinds of planes. Flowers all around I just I like I like walking on planes you guys like walking on planes like on the plane or in the plane um you know whatever works for you that's a safety hazard i think yeah i don't think you're allowed i just don't think no no he's he doesn't know what he's talking about you don't he has never been on a

plane what do you what are you gonna expect what do you expect from a guy who's never been on a plane sure i mean around here there's a lot of like there's a lot of oak trees. This kid's going to try and walk on a plane? What? On top of a plane? What are you doing? A nice sunny day, 70 degrees out, you walk on the plane. On top of or in? Maybe have your girlfriend with you.

You smell the flowers. You know when you're on a plane, though, and the bumblebees are out, and they're just buzzing around? I love that, man that man no that never happens i'm i don't think you've ever been on a plane actually no i've been on a plane and you know like there's insects you can hear the crickets chirping or grasshoppers whatever he's talking about the the geographical term plane i think mika like a like a plane like a plateau, a hill. Wait, what were you guys talking about?

We were talking about the planes that are in the air. Yeah. Those are the ones that... What? This podcast is about planes that fly in the air. Yeah. Fuck! I thought this was a podcast about planes with grass in the field no no no no no god

peter peter's gonna have our asses dude i'm gonna have peter's ass and he's gonna like it too because he's gay you can't do that that's not you can't do that. That's not... You can't. This sucks. Just continue the podcast. Just go on. I don't think we can. I think you have to take back a lot of your statements that you've made so far. This sucks, man.

Yeah, you're being really offensive to Peter here. I don't give a fuck about Peter, dude. I came on here to talk about planes i love walking through planes they smell nice it's one of my favorite things we're gonna talk about planes we just can't talk about those planes okay we have a plane embargo we have to talk about the other kind of plane if we talk about that kind of plane we get into legal trouble yeah you don't want to know me and mika's history with with those planes man what do you mean i just said you don't i just said you don't play no i want to know i don't

know if you were listening astro is this but i literally just said you don't want to know what happened with me mika and the planes can we play the tape can we go back play the tape right now play the tape can we if i let's give let's give a slap more editing play the tape can we go back play the tape right now play the tape can we if i let's give let's give a slap more editing play the tape and that was the tape wow that was great you must have a lot of fun editing that in i got i got the tape can we play the tape again this is getting pretty meta roll the tape again yeah just right now just play it throw it in one more time play the tape again? This is getting pretty meta. Can we roll the tape again? Yeah, just play it. Throw it in one more time.

Play the tape. Wow, beautiful. Wow, that was an amazing tape. Peter wants me to tell you that, uh, he wasn't a fan of the airline food. We're cutting that part out. Cut,

cut. Yeah, we're cutting that. That was shit. I'm just going to, I'm going to, I'm going gonna cut that part out and just replace it with a tape every time i clap just cut out the past 10 seconds sure

yeah sure yeah can i can i stack claps to like take out the past two minutes yeah if we do 10 claps in a row means just delete it I might have lost count I was trying to tell us 10 yeah that's 10 yeah that was 10 okay good awesome we nailed it I guess it's gone now I think I think we just deleted the podcast I mean it's honestly for the best can we can we play the tape again

yeah play the tape see if you clap. Can we play the tape again? Yeah, play the tape. See if you clap 10 times. Yeah, play the tape and see if you clap 10 times. Just count it. Put a number up on the screen. I will. And change the font each time.

Just as much work as possible. The color, the font. I'll turn it into a montage parody. Yeah. Lots of editing. Wow, that was great great work editing that is this podcast over yet oh no that was the warm up

are you fucking kidding me I used all my bits already so I had one bit it was the plain bit and I'm done can we please ask you about your career? My career? Let's make an interview.

Let's have an interview. I'm sure people are curious to actually hear about who you are and what you do. Yeah. Okay, sure. So what do you do? What do you do? So what do you do can we play the tape again just one more time i can i mean i could play it one more time

i could play it one more time but you're gonna have to answer this question yeah what do you do on youtube i make youtube videos and what kind of videos they're silly little meme videos wacky zany wacky family friendly very family friendly i take pride in that making sure no swears no foul language bad imagery did you just shit yourself? what? I heard a mmm in the background, is that you? I'm sick I've been coughing the whole time

I shot up yeah you better not cut out the part with Africa or the Afrin, then it won't make sense can we actually cut out the part with Africa or the Afrin, then it won't make sense. Can we actually please cut the part when we stop? Can you find whatever, whenever Mika says the word the, just cut that out. This, this is going to be tough. Should be an easy edit.

Can we keep in the long pauses, too? Because I think it adds a lot. Have you not seen one of our episodes? No, actually, on some of the podcasts, I've actually added in longer pauses for extended awkwardness. Look, I don't actually watch YouTube videos. I just comment on them. That's how you get all the views.

You just leave comments. You get top comment because you have a little checkmark. Yeah. But you don't actually watch them. Yeah, I don't have that checkmark. I don't know what you're talking about. Right, yeah. You're not a cool YouTuber.

No. Yeah. I don't have the checkmark you don't have those connections like Mika and I do know I don't I don't have the checkmark oh yeah Wow so I guess you just didn't satisfy Peter enough as I did. You didn't like that bit? So we're just playing copyrighted music? Demonetized has been demonetized. Within 1.5 seconds of the video, you said the word worst,

which has a negative connotation, and therefore advertisers will not play ads on your video. Okay? Yeah. That's fine. Yeah, no, that's great. That's perfect. In fact, I can't wait until I get my paycheck for the month. We are living in a dark time, my friends. Thank you for watching the Sleep Deprived Podcast. This has been your boy Shladi I'm joined by Mikasa as Tsukasa And also Astro Zist hope you had a good old time listening. I can't complain I'm on a plane Fuck both of you