Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #31 ft. Nopeify

Episode Date: August 1, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. What's up everybody! Dude, you just interrupted him. Sorry. Great, now I'm going to have to start it all over again. I have a tick. Hey everybody, welcome back to episode- What's up everybody!

Ash, are you kidding? You guys, I know. I know we have jokes here. Welcome back. I won't do it, I won't do it. Hey everybody, welcome back to episode 31 of the Sleep Deprived Podcast starring- This is the most important part. You're right. Hey everybody, welcome back to episode 31 of the Sleep Deprived Podcast starring... This is the most important part. You're right.

Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Podcast... Hey, don't laugh! Episode 31, starring Goofy. Hey, Goof. Hey. Do your best Goofy impression on the spot right now We'll all be quiet That was awesome Nice man

I was kind of expecting audience clapping Oh we're sorry Do we have the budget for that one? Alright nice Today a special episode because we have nopeify here nopeify yeah uh he just does shit on twitter i don't think he has ever done anything else no what no i don't i don't i don't know why you guys invited me actually i'm i'm kind of confused but yeah well i mean the only thing i know about you is that we share a we share a connection over two things in specific the first one is i'm sure you

know we'll say it on three one two three bowl chicken soup oh we'll say the other one on three. One, two, three. Chicken soup. Okay. Yeah. Wow. You guys are in sync. I know. We're basically like lost twins, one would say.

Not only that, but we're both women, and we've synced up our menstrual cycles. We did. Yeah. You guys do it right now? Can you menstruate right now? Okay. That's really awesome. Yeah.

That's cool. Did you do it too, Nobby White? Oh, here we go. Whoa. Now that's menstruation. My pussy. My pussy pussy my coochie anyways we're so happy to have you man yeah no i'm glad yeah i think you're a funny guy uh thank you but you know no one else knows whether or not that's true so you're gonna have to really prove

to everybody that you're funny today you're gonna have to introduce yourself and if we don't like your introduction we are allowed to do the thumbs down and a gladiator will come and kill you yeah and i'm gonna take one of your nuts by the way as well you're gonna take one of my nuts yeah i'm gonna give you a choice though because last episode i didn't give a choice this time i'm gonna give you a choice which ball do you want to go speaking of oh oh yeah oh jesus oh god oh yeah we forgot about that we should have we have maybe we should censor his name um yeah t asterisk d i should say uh we found out that uh was was actually violently uh brutally murdered in in the favela oh the model for two map yeah oh is that what they based it on did he get nuked did he get nuked yeah he got nuked i wait no then we must have heard different things because i thought

he got throwing knife from across the map you know what i did hear somebody say that i heard white boy seventh street noobed him with his one-man army class. Yeah, no, that's... I heard he got throwing knifed from across the map. And then also... I just kind of assumed it was a quickscope ladder stall. But... No, I think you're thinking of the 360 no-scope.

Oh, that's probably what it is. I thought Obama drone-striked him. Is that funny to you? He does that on occasion. He does that a lot, actually. He did it a lot. He did do that a lot back in the day. Yeah.

I think it was like a hobby for him, you know? He has a really high KD. Yeah. Like, the first time, he didn't really enjoy it but like the next time he kind of got like a rush out of it right you know yeah it was kind of like it was kind of like what he did after michelle stomped in the room and like you know yeah yeah he had to get like his his frustrations out so he was like all right which country is gonna have it today and then you just throw a dart at a dartboard.

That's why it was in the middle. He has a good aim. Just the map of the world just at the wall. And he like throws a dart at it. Just any country, basically, except America. That one's like cut out. Yeah, he'd hit America and he'd go like, oh. Yeah, and then he

would take the dart out i guess you could say obama didn't care oh wow nice bro nice really political yeah this is a political podcast you didn't know that yeah yeah what do you guys think of joe biden the fuck is that little baby would you guys have sex with joe biden oh no what why not oh bro no come on just a one-time thing look look at the picture of this monkey With the big ass nuts Oh yeah

Have you guys seen that photo You guys have seen that photo You have not seen it Mika I have not You gotta pull that up real quick Just pull that shit up Did you just hit the vape Yeah You vape yeah you vape oh you gape

i only uh take oh look at that monkey with the big ass this is this is my drug is that actually real though like is that actually it's nuts you can play the bongos on those no that's 100 real there's no way that's real there's no way that's real. There's no way that's real. Don't worry about why the nuts are a little more blurry. Imagine your nuts being so fat that they just lay on the ground. Like they're just laying. You know? Yeah. What would you

guys do if your nuts hanged that low? They're just like scraping the floor as you walk. Oh god. Like Randy Marsh in South Park? Yeah. Bouncing on them? I think it would be a good time to get them removed. What?

Yeah. You're out of your mind. You'd get your nuts removed? Wow. I mean it just looks like it'd be really hard to do anything. Get this guy out of here man. Get this fucking guy out of here, man. What do you even have? I'm thinking about it.

You'd get your nuts removed. If you had nuts like that, you'd get them removed. Practically, I'd make them bigger. I'd make them bigger, too. I'd get those implants, bro. Then you'd just do spectacle. Yeah. You walk into Subway and you're just a spectacle. Yeah. You walk into like Subway and you're like, hey, me and my nuts want a footlong.

You know? The nuts are just like a part of you now. Like me, you don't go, it's just like you and your nuts go everywhere now. Yeah, everybody would address your nuts like it's another person with you. You know, they'd be like, hey, you and your nuts, what do you guys want? Yeah, Mustang and Sally. These nuts. And then you're at the subway line and just like you put your head down like with your ear, just listening to your nuts.

What do you want for bread? What do you want as a topping? And the guy is just confused, but, you know, he'll get it. Yeah. Nobody would really get it. If you had nuts that big, like, no, you couldn't relate with anybody, right? No, you couldn't. You couldn't.

Yeah. You'd have to, listen, you'd have to find people like you, and that would be a very strange sight to see in real life is there a subreddit for people with nuts that big the fucking the fucking big nut convention and everyone there is just like they're just dragging them on the floor imagine if you're just at that hotel just staying there while the convention's going on you have no big nuts or anything you just come out of the elevator everybody's just staying in there holy you'd be convinced to get bigger nuts at that point dude imagine how stretchy that monkey scrotum is

ah god i'd love to get my hands in there oh yeah you guys ever go in the shower and stretch it like a like a flying squirrel and fill it with water and let your fingers dance around in it like a pool? I can't say I do, no. What the fuck? I'm sure there's somebody watching this that could relate. So you stretch your nuts out and so they form a cup and then you fill them with water? The scrotum. The scrotum.

And then water can fill and then your fingers can pretend to jump in like it's a pool. You are a monster. What? I'm sure somebody's done this. I can't be the only one. How do you even come up with that? That's some weird shit, bro. I would just bounce on my dildo in the show.

Yeah. If we were in the 1600s of Panda, I would accuse you of witchcraft right now. Make a few Snapchat videos and you're set. I'm the weird one? Yes. Okay. You are.

You should try marketing it, though. Like, you could make an OnlyFans with that. Like, stretch your scrotum out. There is 100% a fetish like that. Yeah. Somebody's got to like it. That's like the a fetish like that. Somebody's gotta like it. That's a good idea. Yeah, technically, but this time you don't need

anybody. If you keep stretching it, it eventually gets so big you can cover yourself with your scrotum. That'd be pretty cool. Then you become a little backpack. Someone could just pick you up That's awesome So which nut, Nopify, are we cutting off?

I think the left one You know No, it's just weak You know, he like Yeah, he gives out too quickly In my opinion oh yeah i could do it get rid of him yeah yeah okay that's good so it's a win-win i get your nut you lose the nut you don't like yeah you can have the nut you can make the fucking thing a panda does in the

shower yes yeah yeah i might try that with your nut yeah yeah I just wish my nuts were as big as that monkey's though oh my god can you imagine I wouldn't cut off any nuts and you know what that monkey has no idea he has no clue he has no idea he's packing he's just

he's just laying there like nothing's going on he's literally a sigma he's a sigma monkey he doesn't care about anyone else can you imagine just in the city like laying there just with your nuts out everybody sees him like nobody would do that but this monkey he's like probably got thrown in jail for that yeah but this monkey he's just legal, right? He can just do that. So guys, I'm going to give you another photo here.

And it might surprise you. It might surprise you. But I want to throw it up on the screen as well for all our video listeners. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Golden nuts. I didn't know they had a statue. It's real.

Wait, he's got a little peepee there they made a statue of him oh what where is that located oh it is the same guy yeah it's the same monkey oh my god where is this like they made a whole memorial the balls aren't big enough though this is at the united nations really really what no this is photoshopped it has to be the fuck are you talking about no this has this is at the united nations no they've made a statue of him at the it's the united nations blue there's probably there's probably pictures of obama standing in front of it you know like the un peacekeepers they got those blue helmets the monkeys blue is that the united nations mascot yeah i just google united nations monkey statue and there is nothing at all they got multiple

headquarters bro dude literally monkey balls monkey ball statue there's 50 images of it oh my god guys check this image out whoa hell yeah dude i actually was thinking it's fake up until now i i dude i totally thought that image was fake it's in frog it's in frog and it's called King Kong Balls. How the fuck? Is it based on the fucking... It's a sculpture from that photo.

Yeah. Is it based on the big pair of nuts image? Yes. Wait, you can buy it for 95 grand what you can buy a fucking you can buy this Shit of the monkey. Yeah, look at this shit. What the oh my god. It's God you gotta buy that you gotta be 90 It's a video. That's a video right there. Yeah using it a video. It's a video. That's a video right there. Yeah, using it in a video. It's a tax write-off. Yeah, tax write-off.

Holy shit. Holy fuck. I'm glad we stumbled upon this. Are you thinking about getting it? This one's 69 grand. It's for your garden. It's a cheaper one. Yeah, this one's for the outside.

Oh, that's small. Yeah. Oh, no, it's not. I mean, that's still... It's pretty decent.. Yeah, this one's for the outside. Oh, that's small. Oh, no, it's not. I mean, that's still... It's pretty decent. That is pretty decent. It's not the UN. Dude, what the fuck? First of all, I just thought that was a funny image of the monkey balls.

But apparently that image has enthralled an artist to the point where he made a huge statue of it with big bronze balls. They worship those balls, man. And then, holy fuck, there's multiple of them. I just like how this couple showed up. It's a fucking museum. There's a small one that could fit on a tree stump and you could fit it in your hand it's like the size of a small baby for seven thousand okay oh my god seven grand you should buy a few of them you should get it

nah you gotta like buy this with the company impossible you gotta buy it with the company dude i am so i am so enthralled now this is a rabbit hole that i didn't know it went this deep but holy shit i have to look into buying these 95 000 statues now look at these guys they're making deals in front of the monkey that's awesome think about how much money that how much money this monkey can do someone sent me that image of the blue monkey before and it i was just like yeah that's funny man someone went in the blender and made it you know yeah but holy shit it the it's actually a real statue that is that is bigger that bigger than like 15 humans yep yep we should all travel there together and jack them off why is it blue though I think that's my favorite part

like they didn't make it black or brown it's just blue it's vibrant blue look at the little ones laughing laughing laughing this guy has like

18 of these in his garden i have to no dude dude not only not only do i have to go see the big blue one but i have to buy it now i have to buy at least one of these dude well yeah the the cheapest one is 7 000 you could actually, like, you could. I'll start there. I need to get a sponsor, though. We need, like, four sponsors to fucking get this shit. I like how he just has one big one and just a bunch of little ones.

You gotta get an even smaller one to put right on the balls. I just hope it's not... He doesn't have just three. He has like fucking 15 of these just all over the garden. What if he made it like one of those Russian dolls where you just open it? You crank open the balls of the big blue one and a bunch of tiny ones come out oh my god fucking pinata this is the best day of my life i can't fucking believe it it would be so funny if where's this monkey statue located dude if the big blue one was

like the fucking main one you get and you just crack it open, there's just like a smaller one. You just search blue monkey and Google auto-complaints to blue monkey statue with gold balls. I think it's in the Czech Republic. Oh, man. I can't believe. Can I go there? Can you go to the checkerboard?

Probably. There has to be a way. There's gotta be a way. You don't understand. You need this. I need this. I need this. You'll know the podcast has made it when

we all pose in front of this monkey. We need to do it. Oh, yeah. We got to go there. I'll go there. That'll be a fucking album cover. I want a face reveal in front of this monkey.

I want that to be my legacy. Just like sit on the nuts as you do it. Oh, my God, dude. I'm so down to go. I'm so down be my luggage. Just like sit on the nuts as you do it. Oh my God, dude. I'm so down to go. I'm so down to buy it. Here's the thing. I have to buy these before we put any of them out because some rich guy is just going to scoop them all up.

If you're rich and you buy them, at least send them to me first and I'll just ship them out to you when I'm done with them. Because I just need to see these. Yeah, just one video. Holy shit. I completely forgot about the podcast, dude. I'm like into this shit now. Oh, I'm into this shit now too.

Yeah. Because we've been sending each other, we've just been using the photo in Opify. We've just been sending the photo and every time we see it,'re just like yo look at the balls on this guy yeah we just thought like it's like a funny little image of a monkey not realizing there's a whole culture of art about this shit like a whole sub-genre of fucking statues christ like there's just one big blue one like it at an actual official place where people can go to it's just taking images in front of the i just love like 50 year old people standing in

front of it and smiling it's just so good yeah new facebook profile pic isn't there this thing like on wall street you'll oh where's he going he was too powerful because i just keep thinking of the original image of him just sitting like, it's just a monkey laying there. And they make a fucking statue out of him. Like he did something. Like he did something impactful. And you know what?

That monkey has no fucking clue. He just wakes up every morning completely oblivious to the fact that there are some sculptures. I just imagine he just keeps laying there. He's fucking nuts. There's an installation of his fucking scrotum ball sack in the middle of a fucking town square in Prague. Just fast forward 50 years into the future and we replace the Statue of Liberty. This is like a world monument there's like one the size

of like the empire state building we should we should tear down the statue of liberty and put this monkey there instead that'd be a good idea this is how planet of the apes starts oh my god this monkey statue is a psyop

this is the fucking cloud gate of of prague this is like the fucking equivalent of the you know the chrome bean in uh fucking chicago like this is this is the only thing you can do in the midwest dude we gotta go there we have actually i absolutely have to find the address to this fucking i will legitimately pay to go there. I will pay for a flight to go there. Yeah, we should. I will.

This should happen. This should happen. Oh my God. Wow. Anyways. Wow. That was... Yep.

I actually didn't expect that at all. I'm kind of glad we stumbled upon this. I'm glad we followed up on the legitimacy of the blue image. Yeah, I'm glad too. I'm glad too, because I totally thought it was fake. We could have just written it off as like a fake 3D image. I found it. I found it.

Really? I found the monkey. You dropped the arrow. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Oh, I found the monkey. I found the monkey. You didn't.

I fucking found the monkey. I can see it on Google Maps. I can see his balls from here. Fucking satellite season. Sh shining in the sun can't believe there's a satellite center of attention oh my god oh my god i fucking did it it would be so funny if just the monkey was detailed in the street we in the street view yeah i'm i'm looking at the street view i the monkey was detailed in the street view. I'm looking at the street view.

I don't see him on the street view. Did they take him down? Maybe that's what that image was about. He's not on the street view. They took him away. He's not on the street view from 2019. We need to find him, dude. Where did the satellite image come from, though? i just love how there's a i just love

how there's a four-star hotel like around the corner of this dude we can get a hotel dude we can literally get a hotel that overlooks it and you can get some pizza on the way too guys it's been moved what no way i see a review right here sarah s. from September 2020. She says, we went looking for this ape. And it has been moved. Where did he go? I don't know. I don't know where it went. Fuckers flew to the fucking Czech Republic looking for that ape.

She was like to her husband, like, let's go see the sights. And she said nothing. We need to know where they moved the ape, though. We need to figure out where they put it. She would have liked her husband like, let's go see the sites. And then she said nothing. Where's the fucking monkey? We need to know where they moved the ape, though. We need to figure out where they put it. This is terrorism, dude. We'll figure this out.

Dude, even if it's in a vault, like, you gotta fucking break in, dude. You gotta see it. Like, everybody has to see this once. Where did it go? This is bullshit. We gotta find it. What if it's just next to the Mona Lisa? Where did they move the monkey ball?'s just next to the Mona Lisa? Where do they move the monkey balls?

Put it next to the Mona Lisa. It's on the same level. It's encased in like ten layers of bulletproof glass. Just this monkey laying there with his big nuts. A nice pair of shiny balls that's somebody's review so casual a nice pair of shiny balls where was the review yeah what is it called? I'm on TripAdvisor. Yeah, that's where I was. Blue monkey in Prague. It's called King Kong Balls.

The calm resistance of an untamed monkey. His gaze is elsewhere. Far from the human. From this narrow-minded world. What the fuck? It has a 4.5 rating? Someone rated it out of 5? Oh my god, the description for this is

so good. You have to look, okay. The Kong has a dream. A paradise lost. With no cage and no master. Freedom at the foot of my tree. A laugh that we cannot hear. His balls like gongs to summon the Great Awakening.

The fuck? Dude, out of the 1,200 things there are that you can do in Prague. I was about to say, it's number 249. It's 249. It's 249. Dude. Is there just not more interesting shit in Prague than this fucking monkey? No, I guess not.

Is this the pinnacle of every trip to the Czech Republic has 200 views King Kong balls what was this made 2019

so it must still be there right if it's 2019 it must still be there, right? If it's 2019, it must still be there. No, the 2020 review said it's gone. Oh. I legitimately cannot take this serious, just like, because it's a fucking monkey laying with his nuts out.

And there's people visiting the statue like it's a fucking... There's kids walking next to it. This video, they're trying not to film the balls. They keep going around the balls. They're like teasing me. That's so pussy. I'm a minute in and I don't see the balls yet.

Oh, the reveal's at the end, man. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay, there we go. Do you think the person who took this photo knew how impactful it would be? Dude, it's some 14 year old on Reddit. Some 14 year old?

Some Redditor just like, hey look at these balls. Look at these funny balls I found at the zoo. Funny balls. R slash funny monkey balls. Just put it onto R slash dank memes and it ends up as a fucking statue

In Prague That's his legacy He's gonna die and that's gonna be like the only thing People remember him for I hope he gets royalties at least True You know He should get paid for fucking taking that

Piece of imagery I'm creating r slash funny monkey balls You should get paid for fucking taking that piece of imagery. I'm creating r slash funny monkey balls. Yeah, there should be a whole community dedicated to this shit. We need everyone listening to this to find out where it is. Speaking of balls, have you guys

tried the new Pokemon MOBA? No. No. It's actually pretty good what is it about you can just like give hundreds of dollars into it and then your character's like really strong yeah that's the one problem is you you like can well i don't know but you can get items somehow but then to upgrade them it seems like you need to pay real money so you can like you can like upgrade an item to get like plus 10 damage or something i don't know but it's pretty like you guys do you guys know about a pokemon go uh uh no what's that no what's that

pokemon go to the polls come on guys, guys. What happened to Hillary Clinton? Did you know she goes to those Bilderberg meetings? What is Bilderberg? Build-A-Bear? No, not Build-A-Bear. I mean, she might go to Build-A-Bear. No, yeah, Bilderberg

is like the fucking meeting of what people say, the Illuminati. Oh, the meeting of the minds. Yeah, the meeting of like the what people say the Illuminati and all that oh the meeting of the minds yeah the meeting of the minds is that the owl thing like the owl yeah they have like a giant owl statue and they like have like a ceremony at night where they're

where they're like a lot of like flames around the owl or something so they're furries that's lame as shit. It's a bunch of furries. Well, I mean, we knew they ruled the world anyways. True. I don't know if having an owl sona makes you a furry

because you know how there's like scalies? Would there be like ones for like avian creatures? Aviary. Yeah. I mean, I'm not an aviary, but... Oh, come on, Astro, I think you are.

It sounds like you're deflecting a bit. No, I'm not an aviary. Yeah, you are. I would never fuck a bird. You'd fuck a bird. Oh, well, okay, maybe. Birds have cloacas. Toucan Sam has gotten back in.

What's a cloaca? A cloaca is like a... It's like a little hole that when birds love each other very much, they do a cloacal kiss, and they press them together. Hold on, the garbage truck is here. Just look it up.

Look up cloaca. Big Bird's got one. Like a chocolate cloaca. Big Bird's got one. Big Bird has a good cloaca. Yeah. Oh, I got two of those. You have two cloacas? Yeah. Cloacum.

What's your number? Is this just like an asshole? What is this? Where do you live? Where are you located? DM me. What did I miss? What happened? X and Y coordinate? No.

Okay, fine. Yeah, it looks like a little nip, you know? It's like a little nip. King Kong balls. Like a little bird nip, you know? It's like a little nip. King Kong balls. Like a little bird nip slip is what it looks like. Gorsh!

Gorsh. Gorsh. Mika, can you give us a play-by-play on the garbage truck? What would that look like? Just pretend you're an announcer for a sports game as it's going by. Okay.

Um, the garbage truck is directly outside of my house, and people just put the bin into the garbage truck. Um, Ted Nivison's head is poking out of it. Oh! What? Oh, jeez. Shouldn't have said that. They weren't supposed to find that.

Yeah, that's a bit of a touchy subject. Actually kind of too early for jokes like that, you know? Yeah. Yeah. That's, yeah. A man recently died in Favela, and you're laughing. You're laughing.

Oh, I see what's going on here no it's not it wasn't like like it was already you got you got 360 no scope by white boy seven street and you're laughing you forgot the ladder saw it was a 360 dose oh yeah yeah yeah 360 shrek scope no i'm not laughing. I was just describing what I saw, like, AstroZest told me to do. No, you were making a mockery of a dead man. I am, for legal purposes, I am at AstroZest's house. It was not my garbage bin.

No, no, that was not my garbage bin. I actually, I took my neighbor's garbage bin for today. So that was theirs my garbage bin. I took my neighbor's garbage bin for today. So that was theirs. If anything. Oh, that's weird because there are no neighbors around here. Well, no, I do have a neighbor actually underground and it's a panda. A panda lives in my

basement. That's my neighbor. So it was a panda that did it. Oh. Wait, what? What did I do? Nothing. Yeah, no. Don't worry about it. Oh, okay. Well, I'm not gonna worry about it since you told me not to. I mean, I'm sure it's nothing serious. No, it's nothing serious.

No, I'm sure it's not a big deal, so I'm just gonna... Not worry about it, like you said. I'm not gonna worry about it. No, believe me, I'm not gonna worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna worry about anything. Don't worry about it. He told me not to worry about anything. Don't worry about it. He told me not to. Don't worry about it.

We didn't put Ted's head in there, did we? Monkey balls. I mean, what? Monkey balls. Monkey bros. Let's talk about chicken soup. Okay. All right, next.

Yeah, this is a topic we really want to tackle this episode. Actually, kind of a touchy subject too for for schlatt um what why really traumatic some would say is this about get it out you really had to bring the chicken soup so guys i'm sorry you gotta talk about your problems we are we are talking about the injury tweet yeah let's let's talk about what was the problem with it like why why did it traumatize you so so andrew yang um former former uh former presidential candidate yeah and former mayoral candidate he lost he lost both times yeah both of them because of that by the way yes because of this tweet um one day he just decided

to tweet an image of the foulest bowl of chicken soup i've ever seen in my entire life um it was just broth with a large piece of chicken in it yeah any any and the caption was chicken soup. Yeah. Yeah, it was chicken soup and no emojis attached to it. No emojis? No period at the end? Are you fucking kidding? No exclamation mark. No question mark even. Like him questioning if it's chicken soup, right?

Because it sure doesn't really look like any good kind of chicken soup. It really doesn't. Ask anybody. I don't have the chicken soup image. I have this like combination. Oh, yeah, combination platter. Is that a dog bowl? So that's Kanye's bowl.

We can talk about the next one, which is just an image of a bowl and Kanye West on some kind of... I don't know what that is. That doesn't look like Kanye's home, by the way. That looks like a fucking... Factory warehouse bullshit.

This looks like the back entry of a bodega. You know, I was the one who retweeted the bull tweet i was looking through his tweets and i saw it and i thought it was the funniest fucking thing ever he just tweeted out bull for no reason and again it was it just said bull with that image no capital no no comma no exclamation point oh you're probably like this one he's made have you seen his to be fair tweet? To be fair, nuff said, you know? Nuff said, yeah. So he was making fun of Andrew?

He's spitting. No, this one came before Andrew's tweet. Wait, so Andrew was referencing the Kanye tweet? Maybe he was. Oh my god. It's possible. Look at the crocodile's like two percent of the whole image look at the guy's head to the left of the crocodile i swear to god that's a guy i don't

know if that's that's that's that's ted's head that's ted's head oh i don't think he's in that one i think that's kim k actually i'm pretty sure that's Kim Kardashian. Blur that out. So wait, what's wrong with the chicken soup? I mean, come on. What's wrong with it? What do you mean? The cushion gets right with it.

There's not much. The chicken's sticking out of it. It's not even cut properly. It looks like it's half alive. It's trying to slip out. It's about to jump out i mean i don't know it looks pretty good to me i would drink that soup looks like ted's mangled body in there i'm sorry all right we did not kill ted mefferson for the record. Not yet. But a panda did. What do you mean? Don't worry about it. You didn't hear that.

Oh, okay. Is it true that he got no-scoped in Favela? Yeah. By Hutch? Yeah, Hutch did it. Optic Hutch? Optic Hex. Optic Hex, yeah, Hutch did it. Optic Hutch.

Optic Hex. Optic Hex, yeah, that's it. Big Optic Hex from Optic Nation. Yeah, that's it. Which went defunct last year, I think. Yeah. I miss him. Do you guys remember

Optic Gaming? Yeah. Yeah. yeah you guys remember uh uh optic gaming yeah yeah i remember phase being better though yeah i was always a phase guy you know yeah i'm doing the little f with my hand yeah show the face up thing on the screen are you still a fan when they uh you know given everything that's been going on with them? You know what? I got a hot take. All right? I got a hot take.

If you in that era were a FaZe fan and not an OpTic fan, you're spineless. What? What does that mean? What the hell did you just say to me? No spine. Have you seen the FaZe house? No backbone. Have you seen the face no backbone no have you seen the face house you guys you guys want to root for the fucking new york no no dude don't even

see that that's why you're saying that you don't get it you guys you guys don't want to root for the underdog you die i hope you die you guys don't know shit about and i love it and i love and i love and i love it and i love it and i love it and i love it and i love it so much you don't know shit about And I love it And I love it And I love it so much You don't know shit about the face I don't know about that one The G Fuel Towers We're going to eat your balls

We're going to eat your entire balls We're going to cut your nuts off What I do know about though Is Faze Banks Has a bald spot on his head. No. And he's covering it up with a snapback. Don't bring that up.

Oh, yeah. Don't bring your balls. Don't talk about that. Bring your balls now. If you guys want to go to war, I'm going to go to war, huh? No. Mika, eat his balls. Mika, eat his balls.

Eat his balls, Mika. Don't do that. Mika, eat his balls. Eat his balls. Don't do it. He doesn't want to do it. Don't do it. We'll eat his balls right now.

Eat his balls. Eat those big, beautiful, man, not my balls. Beautiful bronze gold balls. Eat them up. Don't think I will. Why not? Explain why. Three sentences.

No, I don't think I will. Eat them up. Eat them up. How do Reese's Puffs taste like? I'm so sick of your shit. I'm so sick of your shit right now. They're good, but you don't want to eat them. I don't?

No. Why? You don't eat them for breakfast. That's Reese's Puffs you shovel in at night. Like, you just put your hand into the box and then just... That's true. They're so sugary. Like, you just feel like shit after you're eating them.

Isn't that kind of like with every sugary food, though? Reese's Puffs is an exceptional case. That's just one of the most sugary, terrible things you can put in your body. Yeah, and you're disgusting. Yeah. And you suck.

Mm-hmm. Okay. That was unnecessary. And we're going to eat your balls. Mika, eat his balls. We're going to eat his balls. Don gonna eat your balls Mika eat his balls I really don't want balls don't eat the balls dude don't eat the balls we're gonna eat your balls we're gonna eat his balls come on

Mika come on there's more come on bye bye bye bye there's more come on bye bye bye