Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #32

Episode Date: August 22, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. What episode is this? Oh my god. What are we doing? Why are we, why are we, what are we? I think it's 32. 32 everybody, 32. 32 baby.

I don't, I care so little about the podcast now that I'm on my shitty little headset microphone. That's how little I care about all of you guys. He hates it. He hates you. Yeah. He hates you. I hate you. He hates everyone. He hates you. Yeah. He hates you. I hate you. He hates everyone.

I hate everything. I hate everything. I should make a YouTube channel where I just hate on everything. What do you think? It's a dumb idea. It'll never work. No, I think it would. No, I don't think that's ever going to work.

No one wants to hear people complain. No, that's true. I'm sure there's a market out there. No one wants to hear people complain. No, that's true. I'm sure there's a market out there. No one likes a negative Nancy, and everybody knows that. Well, actually, I'm really pissed right now about OnlyFans. Oh. I'm, like, pissed off. I want to complain about it.

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boobs what the hell what the hell what the fuck i can't i can't i can't give me Malkova $500 a day by opening her pay-per-views anymore? Who pays for porn? Me. Me. Me. Here we go. Here we go. I pay hundreds of dollars for porn.

Yeah, for digital. You should watch people do it. In real life? Yeah. What does that mean should, like, watch people do it. In real life? Yeah. What does that mean? It means you're a cuck. You gotta watch them fuck. Wait, people have sex in real life? No. Hey, Panda. That's a deep state.

What? DN. What? No. Duh, nuts. No. Anyways. You like that? I just what no duh nuts no anyways you like that I just completely fucked you over shut up no no I want to show Ashrae I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fuck dude you failed you flopped I hear you crying duh nuts L plus ratio plus you fell off plus you're white I hear you crying. I can hear you crying. Duh nuts. Plus ratio, plus you fell off. Plus you're white.

Plus you're green, dude. Shut up. Imagine making something. Imagine Toyota just stopped making cars. They're like, we're not in the car business anymore. Yeah, for real. That's kind of crazy, isn't it?

Because you think of OnlyFans, and the last thing you think of is like, oh, yeah, this is a site for enthusiasts. Dude, it's for tits and pussies. It's for tits. It's for titties and pussies. What else is OnlyFans for? I mean, OnlyFans, even the site name itself implies there's some sexual shit going on. Only my fans can see this. And then the logo is like a lock and key.

Like, what the fuck? What do you expect? No, yeah, the logo is very suggestive there's probably like one person who makes like videos on like how to make fishing tackle or something like maybe like one person who's like oh yeah here's how you like woodwork and then he sends out like he sends out a pay-per-view message to all his fans and he's like hey just made this killer jig uh pay 15 to see my uh awesome rod it's fucking stupid dude it's fucking stupid and it's crazy because their entire site is built off the back of these people and now they're just kicking them to the curb now they're gonna get

jobs at mcdonald's where they gonna go yeah Yeah, where are they going to go? McDonald's? Mickey D's? They actually used them for land development. They did? No, like, actually, it's pretty disgusting, like, to think about, like, just everyone in that industry being exploited and used by a huge company to make a whole bunch of money, and then they just get, like, tossed away like they're trash. I'll make a site. You're going to make one? bunch of money and then they just get tossed away like they're trash? I'll make a site. You're going to make one? OnlyFans?

I'll make a site that all the hot women can go to. Logistically, where are they going to flock to? Nowhere yet. Till I fix it. My DMs! The only place. I should go to Neopets.

What are you going to call this website? OnlyFans 2. Okay, yes. Great clap. OnlyFans 2. That's what I'm calling it. Dude, I can't believe Obama announced OnlyFans 2. I can't believe Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan. Obama announced OnlyFans 2.

I can't believe Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan. Have they found Osama Bin Laden yet? Yeah, we did that a couple years ago. Oh, damn. Yeah, we put him on a boat. I'm eating a Hot Pocket right now what flavor? ham and cheese

talk about becoming the laughing stock of the modern world I mean holy shit you kidding me? we pulled out of Afghanistan we pulled out, right? I thought you were going to talk about OnlyFans the laughing stock of the world I'm talking about the United States

we lost another war that's the second war we've ever lost I think there's been more than two nope first was Vietnam second was Afghanistan the third was my heart bro I mean didn't you guys

lose the Bay of Pigs as well is that what it's called I don't know if I that was the war we guys lose the Bay of Pigs as well? Is that what it's called? I don't know if I, like... That was in war. We did lose, yeah. We did get fucked at the invasion, trying to invade Cuba. Didn't you guys also lose the War of 1812? No.

With Canada? We didn't lose that. No, I think you did. We didn't lose that one. I actually think you did. And that wasn't us versus Canada, I don't think. No, that was a did. We didn't lose that one. I actually think you did. And that wasn't us versus Canada, I don't think. No, that was a tie. We tied. No, Canada marched and burnt down the White House.

No, it was a tie. Yeah, we actually, like, Canada burnt down the White House. Really? This isn't a joke. You can Google it right now. No, it didn't happen. Yeah. You're making this up let's revision his history hey a panda dn dude fuck off i almost got you that you are washed i almost had you okay astro how many fingers am i holding up right now three one it's the middle finger

oh shit oh get fucked dude he kind of got toes am i holding up right now how many toes am i holding up okay it's either like one or four because you can't hold up like three or like can you i don't know seven how many toes can you hold up right now? Seven. I lost the other three in the war. No, they're banned from doing that. They can't post that anymore. Fuck. You think there's any OnlyFans people

that have OnlyFans accounts, like they have a thousand followers listening to us right now? I hope so. Yeah. Comment down below. My DMs are always open. Imagine DMing a panda.

Mika, you DMed me the other day. You said, I love hot dogs. Why are you just lying, dude? Because I don't give a fuck. Oh, first of all, it's not a lie. They were going to get mad because I was telling the truth, but no, that's what happened. No, it's not. Leak the DM, dude.

Moist posts it on screen. If Moist posts anything on screen, it is clearly a doctor damage. That looks real. Put the monkey balls on the screen. That looks real. Can we give screen that looks real can we give a huge shout out wait hold on hold on can we give a huge shout out to the person who actually went to the golf course yeah in the czech republic yeah dude that was fucking awesome someone found king kong balls the statue i loved that my mouth jaw dropped

hey a panda What? Can you explain to me why you keep sending me this gif of dream twerking? You keep sending me that And that's not even a bit You keep sending me this fucking gif and I'm so sick of it A panda's been sending me this No I don't you send that to me

And this isn't even like a cosmic joke You keep sending me this fucking gif And I hate it Like I actually hate it me this fucking gif and i hate it like i actually hate it he keeps sending me what's the gift wait what gift do you keep sending look at it in the chat right the dreams work big round gif it streams minecraft skin twerking he's got a huge fucking ass it has a filter over it it's fucking flashy i hate it and a panda sends it every day you send it to me i have never you send it to me so much i've never done that it's all you man i bet mika got you to do it

you're both just liars you're both mika likes that good okay asher we need to team up against mika okay mika likes the dream twerking gift i. I do not. I'm gonna need some help here, Schlatt, because I do not like the dream twerking gif. I don't like it either. Mika loves it. I don't like it because my dick gets hard when I see it. And I want to start jerking off. It's really juicy.

I want to start jerking off. That's a fat ass. That's not close. I knew you liked it! I knew you liked it. I'm commenting. Hey, guys, before October, we should make an OnlyFans account that's just this photo over and over again. Yes, and make it paid like $10 to get in. Yeah, and then every day we send a pay-per-view that's like, hey, you want to see my new clip? It's just the same gif over and over again.

Dream, we have a multi-million dollar idea for you. He would never. He's so much of a coward. He would never twerk. I think he would. You think he would twerk? I think he would, yeah. I mean, you never know. The Twitch views start getting a little low.

You never know what he could do. Nah, I'm going to make a site where everyone can go to. Describe it. Describe it. Where all the hot sex workers can go to but the application process is specifically like it all gets funneled through me and then i get to say whether or not they can come on the site oh so you get like free porn yeah so like i basically basically all my employees just gather up all the applications and then they send them to me.

And then I'm like, yeah, she's hot. Yeah, she's hot. Oh, like the Facebook app, the original Facebook. Yeah. Yeah, like what Mark Zuckerberg made. What a brilliant mind. Is that what he did? Yeah.

Yeah, that's how he got famous. Wait, what? He made a website where he took all of the the pictures from his university of random girls put them online and then you would pick which one is hotter i think what the wait that is bullshit that is not fucking real that's literally what he did that was facebook bro he's not even a good programmer what no hold on a second dude how have i i was gonna ask how come I never heard of this, but I think I know why.

It was called something stupid like Face Smash. Face Smash? Some shit like that. Face Mash? He needs to go to jail for that. If that was my daughter, I would be pissed! Dude. He should...

How has he not gotten like in trouble for that that's actually so messed up he has a couple dollars oh so he like got away with it doesn't mark didn't mark like sue for land indigenous land in hawaii or some shit like why do you think why do you think it's gonna you think anything would ever go wrong for him oh my god i wish i put rocks in my body oh yeah isn't isn't that what matt watson was telling us that he like stole well he like bought i don't know what happened he basically like took a bunch of land from indigenous people and they didn't want it to happen, but he just did

because he had money. Because he's Mark, yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what happened, I think. What a dude you had, dude. Was he ever on Epstein's Island? Probably. Probably. I'm getting real sick of this Mark Zuckerberg guy. I don't know about you.

I'm getting pretty sick of him, tooberg guy. I don't know about you. I'm getting pretty sick of him too. You gotta step in. I'm gonna fix everything. Yeah. I'm gonna fix everything. We have our hero. Who's the villain? Mark.

I mean, it's Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Hey, guys. Y'all know some good news? And news that everybody who's listening to the Sleep Deprived podcast will enjoy? Ooh! Yeah.

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that would be much appreciated. Help our boys out. Thank you very much. And if you don't do it, we're ending the podcast. Yes ending the podcast also yeah if we don't hit roi on this deal uh we're actually never coming back yep we're done yeah yeah so who's winston supposed to have sex with winston gorilla you know winston from overwatch yeah okay so like think about it he's like a talking gorilla right but he can't have sex with a gorilla because he's now smarter than the gorilla. The gorillas can't consent.

It would just be weird if he fucked a gorilla. But he can't have sex with a human because that's bestiality and that's just considered weird. So who is he supposed to have sex with? He just doesn't have sex. He's in an infinite prison. Yeah. He's like an infinite virgin. I have no idea what we're talking about.

I zoned out. Winston can't have sex with... No, no, robots! Okay, yeah, he could have sex with robots. We solved it. Or an alien. I've been talking to Astro for a long time about how there should be aliens in Overwatch.

Aren't there already aliens? Are there? Yeah, like, they're the little, like, little, like, they're the little, like, little, like, green people. Oh, yeah, Hanzo. What? Hanzo, he's an alien.

Oh, he's not. Hanzo is not an alien. He's not an alien, bro. Hanzo's an alien. Hanzo is not an alienans is not an alien yeah why would you even say that isn't there like a really weird alien zyrus skin which he looks like an angler fish or something who's zyrus that's the new character yeah i added a new guy to overwatch yeah you haven't played in a while you haven't played in a while while. You haven't played it in a while. I just remember doing the fucking May snowball fight game mode with Mika like five years ago.

Yeah, that was a classic. That was a classic. That was totally a classic. They added Zyrus, Onistar. Oh, I don't care about any of this. No, Onistar is really good. Onistar is really good. I just remember when me and Mika played Overwatch in like December of like 2016 or 17.

Oh, yeah. I remember that. And then after we were done, Mika sent me a Spotify link for Bill Withers, lovely day. And I played that shit and I was like, oh, man, this is awesome. Yeah, it was a pretty good time. It was a pretty lovely day. That's the wholesome thing you've ever said that was surprisingly wholesome yeah still remember it still remember lovely day by bill withers and then he died recently which sucks oh man um so i'm

actually ending the podcast um all right it was a good run yeah i mean it was fun and we won't even know if we hit ROI we won't even know if we hit return on investment for Manscaped we're not going to check but I mean if you see us back here again I mean it definitely means we did do well and you guys supported us and that's awesome

that's like fucking That's like fucking... That's like YouTube saying, no, we're just pictures now. That's literally YouTube saying, no, we're just a community tab. We're doing Google Photos now. It's gonna become a Google Plus. Remember that?

Google Plus? Bring it back, man. I loved Google Plus. It was so Google Plus? Bring it back, man. I loved Google Plus. It was so sick. Instead of liking things, you could plus them. Yes, you plus one them. Yeah. That shit was awesome. Could you minus

one them? No. Because that would be too negative. We're all about positivity on Google Plus. It's funny you say that because that would be too negative yeah we're all about positivity on google plus it's funny you say that because that kind of reminds me of zyrus onistar's like abilities and over oh the ultimate for zyrus onistar is so sick dude okay so what happens is zyrus onistar literally like like hacks into all of the players social media like it's like a fourth wall breaking thing like you know how mantis in metal gear would like trick you into thinking your cartridge was

corrupted or something oh yeah true yeah so basically what the game does is it pulls up your uh social media and it copy and pastes everything into like a post revealing your social insurance number and your driver's license number what's that I don't have one of those bank account information and all the passwords you've

ever used and then it presses enter and it just like sends that into the world it's a really good character it presses enter and it just like sends that into the world. It's a really good character. Yeah. Thank you, Blizzard. And then they also hack into their Twitter accounts and make them say something

really vile. Offensive terms. Yeah. Did you guys hear that OnlyFans is banning porn? I did hear that. I'm so pissed. I'm so angry. I'm not a fan of it.

Yeah, that new policy only had one fan. Only had one fan. I guess you could say only fans of only fans are going to stick around. Okay. I kind of liked it. I liked it. You did? Yeah, we liked it. The genre.

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apple tv or something to make like a channel yeah they're making like an only fans tv channel apple is tainted it's gonna be like uh it's gonna have like oh here's how to do cooking things and like here's how to do some other things like i'm not even kidding but it's also gonna be like on roku oh i have one of those you have roku what is roku i don't get it i stream my porn on my roku tv okay i actually uh i'm into stereoscopic 3D porn. I watch it on my index. Oh, hell yeah.

I watch it on my index. What's an index? My Valve Index. My headset. My VR headset, you know? I got the full-body tracking kit, too. You know, the ones you strap around your ankles and like wrists and stuff. I do that.

Is that the thing in like Ready Player One where it's like a haptic suit? Yeah. Wasn't it so like weird? That was such a hot scene. Well, like it's so weird to me that the author like spent a whole chapter describing like this guy using his like haptic suit to like have an encounter you know like anyone who's read the book what do you mean oh like you know like did he have sex with the suit on in virtual okay okay yeah he did yeah with like a robot wow yeah that's and really sad it was like a whole chapter so i don't i don't know why the author was like yeah this is

i'm gonna include this why did manscape want to sponsor us do they know the type of things we talk about they must have i mean i don't see what the type of things we talk about? They must have. I mean, I don't see what the problem is. Like, we talk about airplanes. This is a respectable airplane podcast. Yeah, you can bring razors on airplanes. Really? Can you? I think.

Like, you can bring the Manscaped Nut Trimmer on an airplane. Yeah, you can. Wait, really? You can. Yeah. The JetBlue loves it, too. I had one in my carry-on. Literally yesterday, I flew back home, and I had one in my carry-on. Oh, where'd you fly from?

John F. Kennedy International Airport. Is that in, like... You know how there's Maryland? Is there, like, a know how there's Maryland? Is there like a Johnny-land? Maryland? You know how there's Maryland? You know about that Maryland? That was really cute.

I gotta say, that was really cute. Mika, you're cute. You're cute, dude. You're just cute. You're a little cute guy. Oh, thank you. Mika, you're just cute you're a little cute guy oh thank you mika you're hot mika i i would grab a beer with you mika you should start an only fans no come on you don't have much time left is that a threat what the clock is ticking

hurry up i don't have time for what dude you need to do this before it's too late and let me tell you this right now. It is almost too late. You've got about two minutes. Yeah, you've got about two minutes. I'm sorry that we had to, like, you know, kind of like... It feels like we just threw this on top of you, which I apologize for, but... I mean, there's really no other way. One minute now. You've got one minute left.

All right, all right, I'm looking for one. Oh, we could shave our balls with the Manscaped products on OnlyFans. We totally could. That would be such a badass integration. That would be such a badass integration. Astro, I got you. Hold still. Ooh, I just nicked something.

Hey, that's mine. Do they have to approve this? Like, do they have to? Mika! Get him! Astro, hold him down. He's not screaming why would I scream they make such a fantastic product I was just imagining him

running me over with a lawnmower yes that's what I was yeah he wasn't using a manscaped product that was a lawnmower manscaped is awesome I love manscaped they that was no the lawnmower man manscaped is awesome i love manscaped they wouldn't nick your balls they can't they're scientifically not able to see see no not a ceramic no they got a ceramic blade like it's not possible

what it can't i know you're right it just logistically cannot happen it's not possible. What? It can't. I know you're right. It logistically cannot happen. It's never happened, and it never will. I can make it happen. No, you can't. You really can't. You can't. I would find a way.

I can find a way for most things. No, it's impossible. Dude, never say anything so possible. You could try as hard as you want. Like, even if you just stuffed it in there, it wouldn't happen. You guys know about the fish that swims up a penis hole? Yeah. That sucks.

It was an eel, though, right? Was it an eel? That's a tiny eel. I thought it was an eel. That sounds like a parasite. Dude, you can stretch your urethra. You ever heard of sounding? No.

What is that? What? What's that? How come I always bring up a sexual term and nobody knows what it is? How come you know so many of them? Yeah, what is that? What? What's that? How come I always bring up a sexual term and nobody knows what it is? How come you know so many of them? Yeah, what? Sounding. It's like when you put something in your urethra to make it bigger.

Does it make an echo noise? It goes like... No, it doesn't make any sound. You just put a rod up there or whatever and it gets bigger. It's the same thing with the asshole. You can make it bigger. The eel is technically sounding if you think about it.

Right, Shalette? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, for sure. That's just odd. No, it's really not. That's odd. Hey, it's really not. That's odd. Hey, Schlatt. Huh?

Okay, my hand is up right now. Okay. Don't punch him. Don't punch him. Are you going to leave me hanging? Yeah. All right. Astro, you want to give me a high five?

Okay, but I have to send you a gift first mika you want to give me a high five um i don't know why would i want to astro stop sending me that fucking gift why are you sending me dream twerking you're sending me that you've been sending me that for days that I'm not doing that! That is not even a joke! You've been doing this for fucking days! He just sent me five of them. He just sent me five of them. Never, never talk to astrocyst people who listen. They'll send you this

fucking, this fucking disgusting green. Green. Shalott, if we met, could I wear your hat? Yeah. Okay. If we met, could I wear your sideburns?

Yeah. Okay. Mika? If we met, could I wear your face? What the hell, bro? I don't know why I said if I met. We already met.

We've met before. We meet all the time. Huh? I've met Shlap. We have met. Yeah, we did meet. Really? Yeah.

When? At the Olive Garden. Oh. In New York City. Oh, right. At the Olive Garden. Times Square. Oh, my God. At Times Square. Yeah, dude. really yeah when at the olive garden oh in new york right at the olive oh my god on time square yeah dude oh my god you don't remember that well that was back when you were going to moon university i know that was back in moon university oh that was a classic yeah that's a callback from oh my gosh i miss moon university so bad dude i miss this yeah yeah they shut down they did yeah they don't allow any more applicants oh my god wait that reminds me um i'm sorry to interrupt about moon university but it's funny you say that they shut down because there was a student going there and the school exploded and nobify nobify is dead

oh that's right that's how nobify died oh we were forgetting something oh jesus christ that sucks oh my god to anybody who uh watched last week's episode of the podcast um he said it's with deep regret that we......at the... ...university. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Bah. Bah. Bah.

Bah. Bah! Bah. Bah. Bah. Shout out to Cammy Fultek once again for taking the photo of King Kong balls.

Shout out. Baba Booey.