Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #33

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

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bah bah bruh bruh bruh bruh that's it that's been sleep deprived podcast 33 everybody that's been the whole thing we're done we're done oh man social experiment this has been awesome social experiment how's everybody doing uh i'm doing much better now that that social experiment is over yeah i know we can just we can just relax now. I know. I don't have to worry about what I say on the air, as it were. Oh, yeah. I mean, we know what you get down to.

Oh, God. Mika says, after the podcast is over, he starts talking. Oh. Yikes. Cock! Shit. Shit. Piss. yikes cock shit shit piss Mika kind of reminds me a lot of Kim Jong-un

he does in ethos yeah just kind of like like the same guy you know oh yeah that's me spitting image it's not entirely clear whether or not he's dead Kim Jong-un? is that still a yeah still

a controversy or me you both of you i mean i can't tell either way like if i'm the living dead yeah i'm dead i'm a dead man walking you're dead inside us that you're alive what would you do if you were alive um if i was alive would i be able to do this whoa how about that wow i did not show you anything with my camera actually canonically i can like talk to ghosts on the way so you are dead! No. Wait, am I? We will now hold a moment of silence for Mika, who died. Died of sleep deprivation.

Fuck! The length shit that I go to. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Shit! fuck fuck fuck Astro knows what I'm talking about oh yeah dream ass no

what's wrong with dream's ass you know something interesting right after the podcast ended Astro on twitter started replying to every single one of my tweets I'm not even joking it was legitimately starting to piss me off, but I didn't say anything. Every time he tweets, I tweet. Every single fucking time.

My engagements are so high. I was farming them. No, dude, you were giving me the numbers. You were giving me the clout. It's all about the impressions, bro. It's all about the impressions, bro. Exactly. It's all about the impressions. I'm going to tweet it right now. Well, you know the reason why we've been titling all these episodes with Dream is because they get just so many views and listeners. And really, I mean, someone said this in a comment. They said we're like the first Dream Stand podcast.

And I think we should just embrace it. Shout out to them. I love them. Shout out to Dream. Thank you for the genius idea. You know? Yo, shout out Goggy. It's Goggy. It's Goggy. It's Goggy. No, it's Goggy.

It's Goggy. It's not Goggy. You don't understand, man. You ever seen Goggy Whip? Goggy. That just doesn't sound okay. That's just not a right word who's go you want to see gogi whip this is gogi whip oh man what a nice emote he reminds me of michael jackson because he's white like that's the only resemblance. Michael Jackson was black, bro. I know, but then he turned...

No, you were like, he's... It was white passion. I'm the bad guy. Can we talk about this? I think we need to talk about this. Because no one's been talking about this shit. His entire body turned white? How the fuck did that happen?

Well, it was the home button vitiligo and i think like uh you know like procedure he pers he proceeded i guess yes you guys suppose you could say that yeah he proceeded i thought see i what i thought happened is like there was some accident with a pe commercial or some shit, and he lit himself on fire. He did light himself on fire, but I don't think that was the full... Wait, that actually happened? That's all I know. I don't know if it's real or not.

Wait, he had a skin condition called vitiligo, where your skin starts to have splotches of white on it. You can actually have it when you're white, too. It's like patches of depigmentation, right? Yeah, depigmentation. Yeah, that'd be the right way to say it. And I think he might have also sped along the process with some... Fire. Procedures.

Procedural generation. Did you say fire? So did the fire happen or not? Did he light himself on fire? Yeah, a light fixture from the commercial up top fell down onto his head or around him. Oh my god. And lit him on fire. You want to know what the noise when it fell on his head went?

Boink. Boink. Boink. And then he went. Boink. Ow! Ow! Ow!

Shemona! Ah! It's hot! That one just... Oh! She-mona! Ah! Stop! That one just... You can do it. No, dude. Do it. Do it.

Why not? Do it. Do it. I am not gonna... Well, see, here's the thing. I don't know if Michael Jackson deserves disrespect. He doesn't. I think he does. He doesn't. It does on the epstein flight logs i'm just no didn't you say that was uh his uh attorney okay his attorney was on the michael jackson made heat speaking of artists

have you guys heard that OnlyFans is coming back oh yeah the artists are really happy about that sorry sorry yeah no the people who use OnlyFans

to paint and do arts and crafts they're really happy about it i'm sure i'm sure they are i think uh i saw this article and that was that was like uh oh yeah um you know this whole porn ban happened because the ceo was just jerking off and then, then he came. Uh, it was like a, a day of shame for him. When he came? Yeah.

Cause you know how you come? Post nut? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then you're like, oh fuck, I just jerked off to again.

Fuck. Shit. Yeah. Come. Shit. I did it again. And then it's all like, oh, well, shit. Well, now I gotta burn it all down.

I don't want any more. And then come again. I don't want any more porn stars on my site. Only fans. So you guys ever come? Yeah. Do I come? Panda, what's your record? What do you mean? Like, how many times have you came in one day?

Dude, five. Five? Five? Five. How? Look, if you guys kept record, you'd know. You know how shit goes. You laugh, but I'm right.

I come once and I'm out of commission for a while. I don't know you do five out of commission are you twitter artist twitter artist are you just are you just like spamming your dick all day whenever i don't do drugs whenever astro comes he changes his bio to commissions closed yeah that's what i do on only fans i sell my cum i cummed into this uh into these uh thank you would you guys yes wait what into into where don't mika don't dredge that up right now okay would you guys eat a placenta the fuck is a placenta do not google it damn it this is my bit of pan i'm supposed to say the weird sexual words well i guess it's not really a sexual one well dude look the first image of placenta looks like beef in low key no no it looks like beef i googledled it. Apparently it tastes like beef.

So it's beef. And I love me some good beef. Imagine that on a burger. You are a freak. Placenta burger. Oh my God. You are disgusting. It does look like beef. No.

It does. I told you it looks like beef. You can't say that. Imagine all the nutrients. Stop drooling. Placenta smoothie? The the mama gretchen.com i guess the problem is like if people get really into placenta it's like how how are we supposed to like sustain the placenta needs of the world how do you keep

eating it plants plants that's the plants the impossible I think we could solve world hunger with it man I'm really looking up placenta smoothies now okay you need to stop I know how to solve world hunger what's your favorite recipe cum

plastic shut up I know how to solve world hunger. What's your favorite recipe? Calm. Plastic. Shut up. This is gross. Oh god, I'm David. Let's put a picture of placenta on the screen. Do not put an image of placenta on the screen. Put placenta smoothie on the screen right now.

Moist, put some placenta fan art on the screen. Can somebody draw us hanging out with a big pile of placenta? And it's got like googly eyes. Moist, put Kenny Beats on the right corner of the screen. Put Kenny Beats off on the screen. Come. Moist, put something really stupid. Shit!

I just want Moist to do a a lot and we don't pay him like i want him to do one of my videos type edit no pay no pay yeah well we don't pay moist anyways we pay him an exposure we said okay you can edit every episode every week is and you know what you can put sleep deprived podcast uh editor in the bio of your twitter you know that exposure zoom in on mika zoom in on mika right now zoom in on his avatar okay say something funny mika say something funny uh caption that caption that put uh on the screen what's the deal what's the deal have those like fly on the screen. What's the deal? What's the deal? Have those fly onto the screen. Okay, now zoom out. Sparkle effect.

Laugh track. Okay, flip around. Laugh track. Clap gift. That's awesome. Great clap gift. Moist, now invoice me for this episode on PayPal and watch me not pay it. Moist is going gonna fuck us over

he's gonna put something like fuck this yeah it's because i don't pay him for these episodes um slat's supposed to pay him i'm supposed to pay him but i'm i man i feel like a dick it's been months it's been like a year actually and moist has just gone without

payment um but he doesn't complain about it so i don't think there's anything wrong with it moist you should complain yeah how do you feel moist let it out i would like to hear let's let moist yeah moist should add in a little mp3 of him we should get moist on the podcast next podcast we should he won't be the guest on the podcast moist take the floor. Yo, what's up, boys? You reckon I could get a raise, maybe?

Okay, Moist. I will pay you double. Nah, you're too kind, mate. You know what? I'll send you the invoice right now, and once you still not pay it, fuck. Thanks, Moist. Thank you, Moist. If we ever get any other editors for the podcast we cannot treat them

the way we treat moist he is above all of them thanks moist thanks moist i feel you we don't get paid either so we're in the same boat buddy guy gogi whip gogi Fart on me dream. What? What? What did you just say? I'm not repeating that. You said Joji. Fart on me.

Joji? Joji and Joji. That's like Drake and Josh. It's fucking Gogi. Gogi. Not a real stand. Is it pronounced... Gabba, gabba, gabba.

It's like the old GIF versus JIF argument. It's... It's... Okay. It's GIF. We reclaimed it back from... The creator of the GIF thinks it's JIF, but he's just wrong. No, I think it's GIF, too.

Yeah. It's JIF. No. No. No. of the gif thinks it's jif but he's just wrong no i think it's gif too yeah it's jif no no are there any are there any jif enjoyers among us shall i add no no thank you i'm just thinking about nfts you're gonna make one and how awesome they are i'm just looking at all these fucking YouTubers that are like, I just spent $500,000 on this fucking paint.net image of some dumb fuck artist who couldn't succeed anywhere else, so he mints his coins on the Ethereum blockchain. Damn, that guy sounds really smart. Yeah, he sounds really smart. That guy sounds like an alpha.

No, he's a sigma sigma because blockchain is effervescent whatever the fuck that word means i don't know what that word means i'm not bubbly but like you see you see these tweets of people buying shit and you look at the thing that they bought and you're like i this is not good art it's not it's really not there's like this whole joke about how uh nft art has like a very specific way that it looks and like it's i don't know if they do it by choice but i don't know like nft art is not great most of the time there's probably a lot of good ones out there you know if you're a talented artist but a lot of the time it just does not look good well because if you're gonna sell your art as an nft it probably sucks you know what i mean who's gonna do that now i would buy a dream ass nft oh

someone meant that and i'll buy that immediately can we just mint it can we mint it yeah let's do it we're gonna mint it well there was this whole thing back back when it was like first blowing up like artists like genuinely talented people would post um their art on twitter and then people would go around and like steal it by on the nft like blockchain like yeah it's called taking a screenshot well yeah but then they like sold it and like the artists saw no profit at all so they got completely screwed over so it's basically stealing sucks for them so mika explain why you've sold like 40 NFTs.

We know what you do. This is slander because I have not sold a single NFT. What is this? Mika Sokka's NFT. I know, Astro, you see that? Shalott, you see that? That Mika Sokka's NFT? I did see that.

40 Ethereum? Yeah, that's a lot of 40 ethereum yeah that's a lot of money man that's a lot of money aren't they like 100 a piece 200 i don't know i think ethereum is like three thousand dollars what holy shit yeah wait let me check but no i don't i don't sell NFTs. This is a lie. This is a lie. Like a Bitcoin bro, Mika. Not at all, actually. Not really. I'm just kidding. Mika's actually the greatest person on the planet, and I love him. Gogecoin! Gogecoin!

That is brilliant! Okay. I'm against NFTs, but we might have to mint that one. Gogecoin little doge. Goge. Goge. Hey, Schlatt. Have you heard of Schloge?

Jesus. Hey, guys, I'm back. What happened? Nothing. Shlogy. What? You heard him. Have you heard of Shlogy?

What? Shlogy? Shlogy? What? I haven't. Shlogy? Shlogy. What is Shlogy? Have you heard of it? What is Shlogy? Is that like a Pokemon? Go, Joji.

You laugh like the Joker. Oh, it's like the version that the version of gogi for me someone someone made a long post about shlogi being a slur and everyone started posting shlogi with the O censored. I'm sorry. We don't talk about it. Astro would yours be? Astrogi. It doesn't work. Goatsy.

No. No. Why not? Please? A pangogi. A panogi. A pogi. That sounds good. That sounds like a nice

dessert. A pokogi. That sounds like shit. That sounds so good. Mikogi. Mikogi. Mikogi. So bad. No, this is an evolutionary line. In Pokemon.

Yeah. Surprise, we're the new Pokemon Unite character. Let's invent a new Pokemon. Shlogi. Oh, good one. Shlogi. It'lllogi it'll be named i'll invent one yeah yeah let's invent let's talk about shlogi so he does this his first move is called whip wait wait wait we need to first we need to describe the appearance of Shlogy. Okay. Well, he's British. He's white. He's got black hair.

He's a bit of a twink. Is Shlogy a human? Is Shlogy a human or British type? British type. Does Shlogy also have sideburns? Nos no no he's clean shaven okay so shlogi is like the so you're like the evil shlogi is like when i face revealed okay that's clean shaven shlogi

with the heart emojis and it. And he just goes, Shloki! Shloki! Shloki! Yeah, it's just your face on, like, a giant dog's body. Are you a furry? Wait, Mika, are you a furry, dude? Why'd you say that?

Mika. Mika. No, because I was thinking of those, like, pit bulls that are bred to be very wide and short. It's really gross that people breed them that way because it's really unhealthy for them. But here, let me find you guys a photo. I'll show you it. And then they bite off a kid's face and go like... Hey, pitbulls get a bad rap.

Look at this. You're at the go like Are you eating the dog? No, that's a dog eating a baby. So like this dog with your face on it, that's Shlogi? I hate that.

That's just gonna make him look like a little baby. If you take that dog's face away, that's just a baby. Yeah, well, Gogi is baby. Really? Yeah. Yeah, Gogi's baby. Okay, so then Shlogy is also baby.

Yeah. Okay. Shlogi. Can he do the whip? What a terrible, terrible thing. Can he nae-nae? Yeah, he nae-naes too. That's his dodge.

Can he milly rock? No, but he does Dougie. Can he gang himself? Yeah. No, but he does Dougie. Can he gang himself? Can he do the crate challenge? What's that? You make like a pyramid of crates and you try to walk all the way up to the top without toppling over.

That sounds easy. I should do that. Yeah, you should. I could probably do that with my eyes closed yeah i don't want to get milk crates though i don't know where they get them from they just spawned out of nowhere i don't have you ever seen a milk crate uh like the ones that you carry the milk bottles in yeah i use those i use those you use those i have a couple and i haven't seen those in years they're great man you can stack them yeah no shit flip them around you know stuff in them oh my god you can trap little creatures in them you know you use them to catch it seems kind of like

dangerous to like step on a giant pyramid of these are you looking it up it's not like a pyramid but it's like one video a panda where the guy tries to walk up him and then he falls and he hits like his junk right on one no there there's multiple videos of people trying to do it and they fail it's like actually a thing yeah is it a tiktok thing i have no idea i've just been seeing people do it and i kind of want to do it because i think i could how like how many how many crates do you think you could get up on?

Five. Hundred. Oh! That's pretty generous. You can't do that. Oh yeah, Mika, how many could you do? Probably like 900,000 billion.

No, dude. No way. Get the fuck out of here. Really? Do it right now. Get the fuck out of here. Do it right now. Prove it.

All right, I'll do it right now. Okay. Oh my god. Wow, this is going on. Want to see me do it again? Huh? This is going to take a while. No, I'm done.

Do you want to see me do it again? What? Yeah. You'll never believe it. Mika just... ...again and started shaving them with the Manscaped 4.0. Love that thing. Click that link.

Is this episode sponsored? I don't think it is. It's not sponsored. Go back to the last one and click that link. No free publicity. Yeah, guys, we need to hit return on investment of that ad. Please. Have we? Have we?

Have we? The podcast is done. I don't know. I think we have. Probably. We have a very, like, honest relationship with our viewers. Like, we say things that most podcasts wouldn't, I feel. So now we're going to say how much Manscaped paid us to do this ad on three.

Ready? Okay. One, two, three. $500,000. $1.2 million. Yeah. Real books. One of those was correct.

Manscaped paid us in CSGO skins. Thanks, Manscaped. They gave CSGO skins Thanks Manscaped They gave me the dragon lore Which I'm really psyched about That's really expensive Dude didn't All those CSGO gambling Sites didn't they actually

Pay sponsorships in skins at one point Or am I just delusional Yep which is why this episode is sponsored by CSGO Lotto This episode is not sponsored by CSGO Lotto. Use the code sleepdeprived. This episode is not sponsored by CSGO Lotto. Sleep deprived. Interesting. You liberals say

NFT's bad, yet you own CSGO skins. Interesting. Interesting. It's so easy to right click and save the image. Then you can print that out on HP LaserJet. Dude, that's the reply to every single NFT tweet.

It's just, like, saved it. Like, I've seen it a thousand times. I'm gonna fucking cry. Do you guys think we would ever take a gambling sponsorship? Yeah, if the money was right. I don't know. They're kind of shady. What do you mean?

I wouldn't. Like, I don't know. It just feels weird to like advertise gambling, you know? What are you talking about? Do I have to kick you off the podcast? You know we're in this for the money, man. You know we've only been in this for the money. We're together.

Okay. We're a package. Oh, okay. You'll just be me and a panda then. No, wait. We can make this work. I don't know. I kind of like money.

I kind of like money. Yeah. I kind of like money. I kind of like money. Yeah. I kind of like money. We're going to split 50-50 the ad deals from now on. Me and Shlott, we can make a lot of no jokes. A panda and shlogie. A panda and shlogie. No, no, no, no, no.

You guys are gone. Now you guys are out of the picture. You guys are out of the picture. This is the best thing that's ever happened to the podcast. Wait, shlogie's here? I want back in. Shlogie. Sorry, Mika. You're out,logy's here I want back in shlogy sorry Mika you're out man I gotta join back in

you're joining back with shlogy and a pokey yeah I didn't know they had shlogy don't say that a pokey I mean I don't know what to say you're never I don't know say we got ge You're never... I don't know. Say we got George not found on this podcast, Moist.

Title it like that. What does he sound like? We can bring him on. He's not found? He's like British. Wait, do you think we could actually like stream? Stream? Oh, yeah. Stream.

Oh, stream. Let me suck your... I'm'm colorblind I've never seen purple nor have I seen red nor have I seen blue nor have I seen green was Logan Paul colorblind

yeah for real I love when Googie put on the glass the colorblind goopy i'm not going outside with these i'm playing minecraft with these goopy whip goopy i'm calling that's so disgusting goopy pokemon replied to my tweet and I printed it out and hung it on my phone.

Bullshit, what'd she say? She said... It's actually pretty funny. Let me pull it up. She actually did? She was asking about books that dramatic books that could improve her life

and I suggested Diary of a Wimpy Kid. And then she replied, I read them all when I was little, hee hee. She said hee hee? She said hee hee. Oh, you're in there, bro. Yeah. So I pray to that every night.

I pray to that every night. I pray to that every night you'd pray for what that you wouldn't get the cheese touch the cheese touch the cheese touch the cheese touch is coronavirus diary of whoopie kid

predicted rona the cheese touch was when rowley touched the rotten cheese on the basketball court there's not a character I hate more than anything than rowley jefferson why do you hate rowley was when Rowley touched the rotten cheese on the basketball court. The rotten bat. There's not a character I hate more than anything than Rowley Jefferson. Why do you hate Rowley? Why? I think he doesn't deserve

life. What? He's so much better than the main kid, though. Whatever his name is. Is it Jeff? I don't know. Well, either way, fuck Rowley Jefferson. He looks like a Jim, though, right?

A Jim Halpert. Yeah. No, but Rowley was a nice kid. He didn't do anything bad. The main character was an asshole to him for no reason, because he was a jealous prick. Yeah, I didn't see anything wrong with Rowley, to be honest. Yeah. Fuck Rowley.

I think you're a bully what the hell's going on why are you guys being like this I mean he can do what he wants oh hey it's Rowley what hey Rowley what are you what are you talking about no Fragley that's one ugly motherfucker Fragley

do you not know Fragley motherfucker just made a name up That's one ugly motherfucker. Fraggly? That one ugly motherfucker. Do you not know Fraggly? Motherfucker just made a name up. Fraggly? Fraggly, bro. That's the ugly kid. That's like the... Oh, that guy. Okay, never mind.

Fuck Fraggly. He picked his boogers. That's the gross one. Yeah, that's disgusting. I'm sure he wasn't alright. He just wanted friends. That's all he wanted. Froggly. Fraggly? I'm sure he wasn't alright he just wanted friends that's all he wanted frogly frogly

sounds like same energy as like shlogy and gogy shlogy same cinematic stop saying it oh my god shloppy shloppy get that Shloppy.

Shloppy. Get that shloppy shlogy. Shloppy. Shloopy. Shoop. You guys like soup? Yeah. Yeah, I'm a fan of soup.

Miko. How could we improve soup? How could we improve soup? could we improve as a species this is a good question yeah it's hard to say because soup is already pretty good but i think if there would be one way to improve soup it would be serve it without the bowl okay just right into the mouth no oh like just on the table yeah on the table you can't use it you're onto something you can't use a spoon either because like you know there's not enough the soup isn't thick enough so you just have to like you you run your tongue down the table oh my well what else are you gonna do you could suck it like a fish like a vacuum you're really a smart guy okay i've had enough.

Okay. Okay. Shluggy. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh.

Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. Sluggy. Ah! Bah. Bah. Bah.

Bah. Slug. Slug. Slug. Slug. Slug. Slug. Slug.

What am I, slam? Slug. Slug. Sluggy. Oh, shoot. Were we recording? What? Oh, Mick, you got tricked, dude.

You got tricked. Don't worry. We'll censor all the slurs out. There were a lot of those. There were. I mean, when Mika mika gets going you know when he gets going when he gets going baba booey shluggy i said no slurs just real quick he had to say i said no slur moist cut out when he said no i said slurs