Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #35

Episode Date: September 12, 2021

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Clapsing? Yeah. No. No. No. No. All right, so clapsing? No.

No. We're putting the foot down, Mika. I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's the number. Psych! That's the wrong number! How would you break up with your ex-girl if she's already your ex? Shut up, bro!

Wouldn't it be, I broke up with my girl? Shut up! He kind of got you there. Shut up. No, you have no idea what you're talking about. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 35. It's me, Schlatt.

Hey, Schlatt. Forgot to clap. Oh, clapping. It's fucking not showing up in the mic episode 35 are we about to have a midlife crisis it's up it's fucking set up a panda doesn't know how to set his microphone up you forgot get your mic working listeners is my mic good? What's up, everybody? Welcome back to WWE Smackdown Raw. In the ring today, we have a Panda versus Mika square up. Mic check.

What's up, everybody? Can you hear this? Yeah. Okay, how about this? Yeah. Oh, shit. Dude, this is embarrassing. I'm going to clap right now. I I'm gonna clap right now

can you hear it? did you clap? yeah I just clapped I didn't hear it how about now you're trolling you heard that one right? I saw the thing go green yeah I heard it

do you think we'll ever see Vince McMahon get his nuts sucked off in the ring i really hope so did you know that the beatles used to jack off together yes what i knew that i learned that today apparently what paul mccartney and john lennon would hang out with a bunch of their friends they'd turn off all the lights and they'd start jerking off really and yeah and they would start saying like girls names out loud to like you know feel the masturbation and then john lennon would blurt out somebody ugly to piss everybody off like he would blurt out like winston churchill and they'd all be like oh oh you bugger yeah baka no bugger bugger. Oh, bugger. But they're British, you know.

Oh, you bugger. Sussy bugger. Me willy was about to bust. You should say baka. It sounded like you said baka. No. That'd get a lot of people going. Sussy bugger.

Sussy bugger. Burger. So, Shalat, what's up with the bricks, man? What do you mean, what's up with the bricks? Are you making fun of me? You're buying bricks. No, I'm buying bricks. You gotta buy them bricks.

I'm neutral. I'm neutral on the bricks. Listen. Okay, I'm not taking a side. I'm a brick centrist. Two or three podcasts ago, I was like, yeah, NFTs are dumb. But then I bought bricks. And my whole life has changed.

I'm a lot of dollars in debt now what is a brick it's a jpeg of a brick it's just a brick there is nothing else right no it's literally just a brick it's just a brick well the one you bought today was i bought a double brick today yeah how much How much did the double brick cost? I don't know if I want to talk about that. I mean, it's not really like... I don't like talking about my own financial situation. Like five bucks.

Fair enough. I'm pickle brick. Oh my. Is there a pickle brick? No, there's no pickle brick. Come on. Is there? Would you buy it if there was?

There's no fucking pickle brick. Wubba lubba dub brick. Brick-a-dubba-dubba-dub. Would there a pickle brick? No, there's no pickle brick. Come on, is there though? Would you buy it if there was? There's no fucking pickle brick. Would you? There's no such thing as a fucking pickle brick. That would be really fun though. I'm gonna... But if there was... Morty, flip me over! Morty!

Pickle brick! Put me in the house Morty I just found pickle brick I would buy that That looks like Four lego pickle bricks put together To make one pickle brick Yeah that's fake

Can you put it on the screen Moist That's real Yeah thanks Moist for putting that on the screen Wait put it on the screen again Okay there it is Thanksist, for putting that on the screen. Thanks. Wait, put it on the screen again. Okay, there it is. Thanks, Moist, for putting that on the screen again. One more time. You can be the proud owner of a pickle brick for 10 Ethereum.

Okay. No. Honestly. How much is that? Isn't that like $30,000? Yeah, that's how... You know, CryptoPunks sell for like 100 hundred ethereum now what the fuck is this crypto it's just it's just like a it's like a profile picture here's the thing i think i think most nfts are fucking dumb most yeah 99.5 excluding

bricks like i mean they're just so ugly they're just so ugly like you ever seen the the boring ape or like the bathing ape yacht club or whatever the fuck they're called dude i love that little bathing all the apes are so ugly like at least the art should be good if it's gonna if you're gonna sell apes or like some profile picture the whole point of the fucking the project does have a profile picture to set your profile picture to it. Because it's a 101. You know, you get your own unique ape. But they're all so ugly.

They're all so ugly. I like bathing ape monkey. What is this thing called? It's Bored Ape. Wait, that's the NFJ. I'm sorry. It's called Bored Ape Yacht Club. And then they have Mutant Ape Yacht Club.

And then they have... Bathing ape. Well, you said bathing ape. Well, I don't... Who the fuck cares? I mean, that's a little sus, Schlatt. No! Bathing Ape? Bathing Ape? The designer clothing line? Bathing Ape is the...

It's the go-to 12-year-old spend-your-daddy's-money designer clothes. And it's heat. And it's heat! It's heat. Okay, I won't lie. Have you seen the Bap's heat okay have you seen the babesters have you seen the yeezy babesters sheesh wait is this the bathing ape that you're talking about that's that's heat that's heat yeah astro just showed us a picture of a hoodie that zips up all the way and zips up all the way and it has a mouth like on

those like fighter pilots like the shark inverted smiley face. Didn't Moist put it on the screen? I thought we told him to put it on. Why are you describing it? Because we have audio listeners. Oh that's true. I forgot people do that. What about these? Be a little more considerate. Nah, fuck the

audio listeners. What about this pair, this shoe, the Bapesta? Is that a Kanye bear? Yes. It does look like the Kanye bear. And it looks sick! It kind of looks like it was sitting in the sun for a while. Okay. Oh, whatever, dude. Mika, I know

you like it. It looks pretty good, I'm not gonna lie. Schlau, what do you think? No. What do you mean no? I'd rather buy a brick. Oh my God. Dude, you should. I think bricks are the only thing I want to buy.

No, that makes total sense. Like, I respect it. I mean, you should do the Logan Paul thing where you like randomly generate a brick from like from bricks on getty images and then you should sell it for like 10 ethereum i'm in the business of scamming my fans yeah i think i'm gonna start shilling bricks so hard i'm gonna make my you know what no i'm gonna make my own brick that i actually profit from and then i'm gonna uh i'm gonna just sell them on my own and use my millions of followers to buy them you know no no oh you guys oh my god did you guys see the logan paul thing

where he goes on adobe and morphs the images a little bit and then makes them nfts no i'm pretty sure he gets stock images of adobe like animals and then photoshops them with other animals on them and then he sells them what about the logan paul pokemon card no wait isn't that what didn't isn't that what logan paul does he like photoshops the animals together, and then... I'm not completely sure. I'm pretty sure he does do that. Yeah, like, someone found out that they were just from, like, Adobe stock, and someone just, like, fused them

together. That's fucking sick, dude. I could be wrong, don't sue me. I wish I could do that. So, like, can Mika have a brick? No None of you can have bricks No

Really? You have to buy them What if we all pull together? You have to buy the brick Can we co-own a brick? No No that's ridiculous You can only have one owner?

Of course you can only have one owner Oh my god Our bricks Can I share some of the stock in a brick no dude no can we fight each other to the death for the brick oh my god oh my goodness oh my goodness i'm not gonna lie the bricks look interesting they appeal to the animal part of my brain. Exactly, dude. I do it for the culture. I make no

profit when one of these fuckers are sold. I've just been collecting them. I haven't sold any. I just love collecting bricks. That's all I do. This is not me saying buy bricks. Please do not fucking buy NFTs. He wants you to buy bricks. For legal reasons, this is not yours. No, do not fucking yeah for legal reasons for legal reasons this is not no do not

buy nfts buy as many bricks as you can brick and morty any bricks no i didn't say it i didn't say it okay but if there was pickle brick people should buy it no maybe i don't know just specifically pickle brick people should not spend their money on nfts okay you're right what oh that's true mika why don't you tell me about the nft you bought i don't own a single nft you do though it's funny how you told us about this yeah what's the nft that i supposedly own you own a brick you told us about the bricks off-brand brick yeah it's an off you own a brick you told us about the bricks brand brick yeah it's an off you bought a fake brick is what you're saying oh okay no what i did what i did was i went on to the brick site and i took a screenshot of the brick oh classic i hate when people do that brick owns nft owners

get so pissed when you reply with them just the image nft owners as a community nft owners it's a monolith now nft owners be like no you can't snipping tool is just a trigger word pull out snipping tool it's over yeah when you get an nft you're welcome to, you know, like the the Owl Secret Society, like midnight burning thing that like the top 0.1% of earners do or whatever. NFT owners have their own like. Ceremonies, Twitter group chat. Yeah. Yeah. They post like fire emojis in the in the group chat i'm gonna set you on fire

brick and mortar so give it up for uh the sleep deprived podcast uh this episode's going great no i was we did a we did a I mean, we kind of made history. We kind of made history. Wait, what did you say? We kind of made history by getting the, well, we didn't get it but you got the monkey

King Kong Balls statue. I did? A panda, right? You got that, right? No, I didn't. A panda got the... I could only dream.

Mika, you got the balls. Can you put this image on the screen? Just put that image on the screen. Have you seen his nipples? Wait, is that pre-vax or post- What's it called? Avectamine or whatever? What's it called? A vectamine?

Ivermectin. Ivermectin. I've been smoking that shit all week. Schlatt just posted a picture of Joe Rogan looking very big. And I'm just surprised he hasn't anamorphed into a horse at this point. Anamorphed. Specifically big on the

ass though. I mean, he's got kind of a dumpy. I mean, I'm just saying. Rick and Morty. He has an ass. Right? Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. Rick and morty yeah rick and morty rick and morty rick and morty rick and morty brick rick and morty oh wait because morty like mortar like brick and mortar rick and morty season five ended brick and morty

so we're all gonna try ivermectin on the podcast today. We're all going to give our first reaction. What is that? What is ivermectin? Well, let's have you take it first. Okay. How does it feel? Do you swallow it?

I don't know. Yeah, it's a pill, right? Yeah. I don't know. When you bite it, you're like... Okay okay so pandan did ivermectin everybody remember that what is no no no what is it is this like a disease and a pill what is this oh you're in good company joe rogan did it too so you and him are like good pals it's pretty funny how joe rogan was like nah don't take the vaccine you're all good

it's experimental and then like now that he has covet he's doing like really experimental treatments what yeah joe rogan is bald i said it's pretty funny how joe rogan he got covet and he was telling people do I care? Do I care? Do I care? Slap, slap, slap, slap. Slap, slap, slap. Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. I'm going to put ivermectin in my ass. Brick and Morty, Joe Rogan's fault. Astro, that's my favorite bit. That is so good. Brick and Morty, Joe rogan's bald asher that's my favorite bit that is so good brick and morty no no no joe no joe rogan is bald yeah that's a good bit joe rogan is bald

you don't want to play on his head like i want to slap it makes a cartoon sound a go-o-rep a go-o-rep no but Joe Rogan's nipples are really hard and they're really like pointy too how do you know this?

I saw it on Twitter for some reason it was on my timeline and his nipples were like rockets that were poking out of his body. They wanted to go away. They wanted to run away. He's bald. Why is he bald? He has cancer.

Joe Rogan does not have cancer. Hey, Mika. Hey, what's up? Hey, Shalette. Joe Rogan is bald. Why don't you ask us your fucking burning question already, Panda, about the fucking bunny. Okay. Snow bunnies or slaw bunnies

what's that wait what's a snow bunny no no no snow i told you it doesn't work slow bunny slaw bunny or snow bunny wait what's a snow bunny? Slow bunny? Slaw bunny or snow bunny? Wait, what's a snow bunny? You think that's- It doesn't work! No, no. I think what you mean to ask is what's a slaw- Oh my god!

It's so bad! No, what you mean to ask is slaw bunny, what is- What's a s- Wait, what am I supposed to ask? What is a slaw bunny? Shut up! It needs work! It needs work!

No. Oh! Oh, you got fucked! Oh, he- He beat you to it even! The- the pan of this sucks, man. You got fucked, bunny. Shut up. It needs work. It needs work. Oh, you got fucked. They beat you to it even. But Panda, this sucks, man. You got fucked, bro. You got fucked. Just admit it.

You need to work on it. Panda's whole thing is he thinks if he asks people snow bunnies or slaw bunnies that they're automatically going to say, what's a slaw bunny? But when he asked me, I said, what's a snow bunny? You're supposed to say slaw bunny is slob on my nuts and why wouldn't you just ask what is a slaw bunny exactly no that that's what i'm asking you why why i'm surely snow bunny would make more sense and so just ask slaw bunny because nobody here knows what a snow bunny snow bunny like a bunny oh my god a bunny made out of snow or like a bunny that lives in the snow

how you refer to white women but no nobody asks the slob bunny that's how you refer to white woman yeah you call them snow bunnies i think that is a term that can be used to refer to them in a not proper possibly offensive way but snow bunny now I'm kind of worried am I supposed to say that

I mean I'm sure no one would ever be offended because no one knows what it is a snow bunny is an attractive woman who enjoys skiing or a white woman who enjoys skiing. Or a white woman who likes or is in a relationship with a black man. Wait, I didn't know my girlfriend liked skiing.

Your girlfriend is a snow buddy? What? What? wait i don't i still don't get it brick and morty wait i don't get it am i supposed to be can someone explain it to me i actually don't understand what we don't know no we can't explain i want to explain it i'll be the helpful okay explain it okay fucking explain it what what mika what what why like what was the joke slap me that astro started laughing at. What? I don't get it. When you were like,

when you were like, oh, I didn't know my girlfriend liked skiing. I don't... Wait. I'm literally confused. Wait, what? Would you let Pickle Brick slob on your nuts with Joe Rogan? The Joe Rogan experience.

Wait, what? Mika? Mika, you're a snow bunny. No, you were saying that you didn't know your girlfriend liked skiing. I just don't understand. What is there not... His girlfriend is bald, Mika.

His girlfriend is bald. Like Joe Rogan. Why does the monkey from Joe Rogan have three eyes? What does that mean? No, that's the Jimmy Neutron monkey. No, isn't that the start? Like the monkey has three eyeballs?

That's the Jimmy Neutron monkey. Hi, I'm Paul. I'm Paul. Seriously, are you confused here? No, I'm very confused. I don't understand What's happening Wait

Bald monkey Joe code Bald monkey? This monkey has no fur And it looks like Joe Rogan Dude that monkey could fuck you up I think it's just a normal monkey it just looks scarier because it's naked yeah no no yeah yeah for our audio listeners astro just put a picture of the fuck the audio listeners fuck you guys yeah i'm sick of them fuck them but also listen on spotify

yeah we love you we actually we parasocially love you. Mika, tell me one really interesting thing about yourself. I, uh... I'm getting into Magic the Gathering. This is a really good topic for the podcast what's your favorite magic the gathering card um right now i would have to say it's either ren and sari inseparable or chatter fang squirrel general they're gonna say ren and chatter fang squirrel general yeah chatterfang squirrel general is a cool card that you can use in commander

and um every time I want to look at the youtube analytics and I want to look at watch retention I want to see the dip when I mention magic no dude

magic is really sick. I think you guys would enjoy it. Pokemon's better, Mika. Um, I am not, I mean, if you want to compare. Pikachu! Mikachu! Oh my god! Mikachu!

No, go on, Mika. That's me, Mikachu. Who would win in a fight fight Mikachu or Shlogi oh man that's tough I think Shlogi Shlogi Shlogi wasn't wise I think Mikachu would have

more life experience Shlogi is gonna win no Shlogi was too raw Shlogi was too raw yeah Shlogi was too raw shlogi was too raw yeah shlogi was uh too raw and not real shlogi had a lot to learn mikachu is a

hardened veteran I've been in the game I'm surprised we're not talking about the monkey ball statue like I'm just I'm throwing it out there are we gonna talk about the monkey ball statue. Like, I'm just, I'm throwing it out there. Are we going to talk about the monkey ball statue? So what?

Who cares? What is that? Yeah, I bought the monkey ball statue for 95 grand. Yeah. So? Oh, yeah. That's not that big of a deal, Mika. That's right.

Why do you care so much? Huh? Huh? Okay, good point. It's not as interesting as the chatterfang squirrel general yeah no like so like what does the chatterfang squirrel general do when you put it on the board okay so so okay chatterfang squirrel general does not it does not have an effect when you put it onto the board. Okay. All right, so it doesn't-

That is not a real Pokemon, dude. It is a 3-3. Okay. That's pretty strong for the mid-game. No. Oh? It has forest walk, so if your opponents have forest lands. Yep.

Can't be blocked. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yep. And every time a token is played, Chatterfang makes a copy. Well, Chatterfang makes a 1-1 squirrel token. Call him by his full name. Chatterfang Squirrel General makes a 1-1 squirrel

token and for uh I think it is one black mana you cannot what what black mana it's generated by swamplands you can

time out that sounded familiar. What? For what? For one black mana. It's not funny. It's really not.

I don't understand. You can... Wait. Does he like skiing? Oh my god. Wait. Chatterfick Squ squirrel general is a snow bunny no chatter fang squirrel general is not a snow is a Golgari squirrel warrior okay the activated ability is you can sacrifice any amount of squirrel tokens to give this is bullshit what the fuck

is a squirrel token okay a token is like it's like a you are making this up there is no way this is real this is like spongebob game shit this is a spongebob game shit. This is a Spongebob game, dude.

Oh, yeah. Shut up. Squirrel token? That's a fucking Spongebob game. What the fuck is a squirrel token? Get out of this fucking bikini bottom and enter the real world, motherfucker. No, it's not fake. Jackass. You Spongebob looking ass.

You can basically sacrifice any amount of squirrel tokens you want to give a creature minus X, like, I guess health, you could say, defense points or whatever. And so you can kill things that way. No, no, no, no. I want to hear it. I'm sick of this. I want to hear about the squirrel coin. No one wants to fucking hear about the squirrel coin! The squirrel cryptocurrency! The squirrel cryptocurrency!

On the squirrel blockchain. No one in the world cares about chatter. I don't even think Mika cares about chatterfang squirrel general. This is quite possibly the worst thing we could ever talk about. I got the card

in borderless art. What's it worth? Three cents, fucker? No, it's worth ten dollars. Oh my god. The squirrel blockchain has never been better. That's some Spongebob shit, man. No. As if you guys have never

been into card games. Dude, I fucking love Pokemon. Because Pokemon is sick. We have energy cards, Mika. We don't have squirrel coins. Imagine you get lands. You get lands, dude. You get lands, dude. You get to

play down the lands. Schlatt would enjoy it because then he can develop his lands however he pleases. He could put bricks in them. He could put bricks on the land. There's probably a brick card. Build houses with his bricks. Panda. Brick and wood.

Well, you know what? In Pokemon, you get to put little creatures in balls and torture them. And you like that. Do I like that? Yes. Kind of sus yeah it's kind of sus sussy burger okay a panda name one interesting fact about yourself that you've never told anybody before uh uh no okay schlatt name one interesting fact about yourself that you've never told anyone

before i own brick 472 that that's been the most talked about thing wait no maybe 472 that's new that's the new one yeah is that the double brick we never we never name dropped the number. I bought the double brick. That's new lore. Yeah. So you can build a house that's twice as big with the double brick. Exactly. Well, I only have one of them, so no. Are you going to build a house out of them? No. There's only 500 bricks. I mean, that

could get you something, like a dog house. True. You could build a house for ants. Be a colorful house, too. You could throw it at old people. I'd throw it at that hoopla guy from Spongebob. Hoopla! Oh, that's some Spongebob shit.

Hoopla! That's some Spongebob shit. Hoopla! Do you guys have a favorite Spongebob moment? I do. When it ended. It never ended! What do you mean?

You're not a real Spongebob fan, dude. I only watched the first few seasons. The best part was the pizza episode and Squidward is like You're so obsessed with this! It's such a good fucking episode! You're a Squidward is like, fuck you. You're so obsessed with this. It's such a good fucking episode. You're a fucking, you're a Squidward

apologist. Yes, I am. I am. No, Squidward is a good guy. He's like, SpongeBob, I don't like him, but I kind of like him now. And he's like, fuck you to that customer because he was being an asshole. Squidward, Retribution. Yeah, Squidward needs to do Goatee.

Yeah. Yeah. You like this? That's what he... Oh, just the mental image. You like that, Mika? Say it towards Mika. We do things a little differently in bikini bottom

wait talk to Mika while you're saying that no come on Mika what would Patrick say Mika what would Patrick say in regards to what Squidward doing Goat uh he'd probably say um wait what is goatee no not again not again it's when you spread open your ass he did goatee

oh you see a chocolate starfish oh that's true. Patrick's chocolate starfish. Dude, Sandy. That's probably what Patrick would say. He'd probably say, Oh, family. That's what he'd say in response to Squidward and Goatsy. No, because it's chocolate starfish. It's his relative. Oh, that was cute, Mika.

I like when Squidward goes to the Squidward land and there's all the other squirt words and that is also that's such a good episode too i like the episode where spongebob does ivermectin jellyfish fields that's a really good one oh yeah and then he he like hallucinates this like jellyfish that dances with him in his home. And it's like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Ivermectin, anti-parasite. It can treat infections caused by roundworms, threadworms, and other parasites.

And then, you know, that one like monkey that shows up in the SpongeBob episodes. He comes in and then he takes off the suit and under is Joe Rogan. Oh, the one that like massacres Patrick or whatever? Yeah, rips him in half. That's fucked up, dude. Yeah, that was not safe for work. Remember Harambe?

I... They shot that monkey. That's so fucked up. What do you mean? What? An innocent silverback gorilla? Did you guys remember when Elon Musk made a song about Harambe? He did?

Didn't he not actually make it? He just hired somebody to make it and then said it was his? Yeah, he was like, R.I.P. Harambe. Wait, he was singing? Yeah, you can Google it. What? Yeah, Google it.

Oh my. That sounds like something he would do. You want the lyrics of Panda? You can sing it. Wait, is it Don't Doubt Your Vibe? Here you go. No, it's right here. Sing it out.

R.I.P. Harambe. Harambe. Sippin' on some Bombay. Sippin' on some Bombay. We on the way to heaven. Amen. Amen. Amen.

R.I.P. Harambe. R.I.P. Harambe. Smokin' on some strong A. That's strong. In a gorilla zoo. In a's strong in a zoo are we thinking about you think about you that's a 5 on rate your music

Shly did you like that what did you like that song why not just thinking about skiing oh really with your girlfriend? Mm-hmm.

That's kind of funny. Yeah. Do you miss Harambe, too? No. You can let it out, Schlatt. You sounded kind of sad. No, it's okay. I'll be all right.

It's been a long time you know just think of the good moments that you had with him maybe you can go over them some of them with us I was there in the cage with him I actually remember his last moments

oh really you were led by him what happened he grabbed me by my leg Oh, really? You're led to by him. It's your throne. What happened? He grabbed me by my leg. Swung me around. And I'm like, oh, stop. You didn't know if he was playing or not. I didn't.

I thought I was going to die. You were a nun. But then he died. What? Yeah. And how? What happened? I don't know.

He got quick scope trick shot fucking Faze Banks walked up oh yo you just had a shot? yo oh my god that was a flash Faze is awesome

I love Faze I remember that New York house good times bro you visited the Faze house in New York? No. What? No. No. Did they sell it?

Yeah, I think they did. Now they're in... So it's like just some random family living there? Yeah, people like break in and steal shit and go like, Faze up! They do a little Faze symbol with their hands. Faze up! Faze up.

I'm doing it right now. Faze up. Mika, Faze up with their hands. Phase up. I'm doing it right now. Phase up. Mika, phase up. All right. Phase up. Phase up. Astro and Mika, do you know what phase up is? Yeah, we're doing it right now.

We're phasing up. You do? We're phasing so hard right now. I'm phasing up. I'm phasing down. I'm phasing in. I'm phasing out. I'm just phasing, phasing all around, man.

Dude, if you go to, like, the wrong neighborhood and throw this up, you'll get shot. So anyway, like, chatter things. Yeah, if you walk through an optic neighborhood, you better not wear red. That's a fucking optic stomping grant.

They'll bring the green wall out on you, bro. You wear green around Ricegum's house? Oh, you fuck with the wrong people. Ew. Yeah. All right. Bah. Bah.

Cha. Cha. Brick and Morty. Brick and Morty. Brick and Morty. Brick and Morty. Chatterfing Squirrel General.